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( screams of panic )
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OH, ZIPPY WAS JUST
SUPPOSED TO CLEAN THE TANK !
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I GUESS I SHOULDN'T HAVE
GIVEN HIM THE KEYS.
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( chattering )
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WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO
DESTROY THE TANK !
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NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
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( babies crying )
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OH, NO,
MY SEPTUPLETS !
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( grunting )
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THANKS, STRIPPERELLA,
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THAT WAS ONE
HELL OF A BLOW JOB.
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NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,
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I'M GONNA GO
SPANK THE MONKEY.
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YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING HE SAID
WAS COMPLETELY RELEVANT
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YET, SOMEHOW,
IT JUST FELT INAPPROPRIATE.
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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OH, WOW, THESE WAX FIGURES
LOOK SO LIFELIKE.
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I WOULD SWEAR THIS
IS REALLY STEVEN SEAGAL.
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IT IS ME,
I ACTUALLY WORK HERE.
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JUST UNTIL I GET
BACK ON MY FEET.
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LADIES, GENTLEMEN
AND CHILDREN OF ALL AGES,
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FEAST YOUR EYES ON
THE DAZZLING, ENCHANTING WONDER
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THAT IS...
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MAGIC !
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OH, A FREE MAGIC SHOW !
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( puppet voice )
NOW, YOU SEE THIS HANDSOME
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VIRILE LIKENESS
OF BRAD PITT...
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NOW YOU DON'T !
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OHHHH... !
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FOR OUR NEXT TRICK,
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WE NEED YOU ALL TO PLACE YOUR
WALLETS, PURSES AND JEWELRY
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IN THE CENTER OF THE ROOM.
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( exciting chatter )
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( puppet )
NOW YOU STUFF...
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NOW YOU DON'T.
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YOU'VE BEEN
A MARVELOUS AUDIENCE.
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I THINK WE WERE
JUST ROBBED !
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AND THOSE BASTARDS
STOLE JUDY GARLAND !
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( man )
LET'S HEAR IT FOR, CAT MEOW.
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AND NOW, THE GIRL YOU'VE ALL
BEEN WAITING FOR,
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SHE'S THE MOST ATTRACTIVE,
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SEXIEST DANCER
HERE AT THE TENDERLOINS--
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UGH, I WISH HE WOULDN'T
ALWAYS SAY THAT.
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THE FIRST LADY OF FLESH...
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EROTICA !
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( rock music )
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( wolf whistles )
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OH, I LOVE YOU GUYS !
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GIDDYUP, COWBOY !
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CONGRATULATIONS,
ICE HOLES,
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ON WINNING
THE STANLEY CUP !
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AND NOW, HANDSOME,
NAKED, RUGGED ATHLETES,
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PREPARE YOURSELVES
TO BE AMAZED,
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BEWILDERED AND BEDAZZLED !
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NOW YOU SEE THE PRICELESS,
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ONE-OF-A-KIND
STANLEY CUP TROPHY...
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NOW YOU DON'T !
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AND NOW,
YOU SEXY JOCKS,
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WE BID YOU FAREWELL.
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WHOA, THAT SHORT GUY
JUST CALLED US SEXY !
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IS THAT GAY, OR WHAT ?
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WHAT'S WITH THAT
WEIRD GUY.
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HE'S COMIN'
OVER HERE.
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I'M WITH THE, UH, NATIONAL
ASSOCIATION OF EROTIC DANCERS.
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EROTICA, I'M ELATED
TO INFORM YOU THAT
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I'M OFFICIALLY NOMINATING YOU
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FOR THIS YEAR'S
"STRIPPER OF THE YEAR" AWARD.
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( gasp )
I'M NOMINATED
FOR A "STRIPPIE" ?!
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UH-HUH, SEE YA
IN LAS VEGAS.
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NO WAY !
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THIS IS
SO COOL !
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THE TENDERLOINS IS FINALLY
GONNA BE REPRESENTED
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AT THE STRIPPIES !
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YOU KNOW, I COULD REALLY USE
SOME SUPPORT AT THE AWARDS SHOW.
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( all together )
WE'RE GOING TO LAS VEGAS !
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OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M REALLY HERE.
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SOMEBODY PINCH ME.
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HEY !
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WHEN I SAID "PINCH ME"
I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY.
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BOY, AM I ITCHING
TO DO SOME GAMBLING.
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I HAVE A WHOLE SYSTEM
WORKED OUT.
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I BROUGHT $500.
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BY THE TIME WE LEAVE HERE,
I WILL HAVE DOUBLED MY MONEY.
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I'M GONNA START
WITH THIS $20.
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I LOVE VEGAS.
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THE DRINKING, THE GAMBLING,
THE INDISCRIMINATE SEX...
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BUT THAT'S THE SAME STUFF
YOU DO AT HOME.
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YEAH, BUT ALL THOSE
THINGS ARE MORE FUN
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WHEN YOU'RE ON VACATION.
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WELL, I LOST IT.
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YOU LOST YOUR
WHOLE $20 ALREADY ?
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NO, I LOST EVERYTHING.
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WHOLE $500,
IT'S GONE.
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THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO
LAST ME THE WHOLE WEEK.
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I HAD A SYSTEM...
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( man )
WELL, WELL,
WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ?
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DID YOU GUYS COME TO
WATCH THE STRIPPIES ?
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F-Y-I, DIRK,
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THE TENDERLOINS HAPPENS TO BE
IN THE STRIPPIES THIS YEAR.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
EROTICA'S NOMINATED
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FOR STRIPPER OF THE YEAR.
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REALLY ?
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WELL, SILICONES HAS
THREE GIRLS NOMINATED.
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( whistles )
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THE ONLY HOPE YOU HAVE,
IS COMING IN FOURTH.
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HE'S JUST MEAN
FOR NO REASON.
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OH, LOOK !
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THE AMAZING
WALTER AND MOE !
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THEY'RE THE WORLD'S MOST
AMAZING MUSICIANS !
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I LOVE
PRESTIDIGITATION,
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WE GOTTA GET TICKETS !
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OHH, I LOVE PLAYING
WITH MY JEWELS...
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THIS NEXT HEIST
IS GOING TO BE
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THE MOST MAGNIFICENT,
FANTASTIC ONE YET.
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I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D
STICK TO THE PLAN FOR ONCE.
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ARE YOU CALLING ME A
NON-PLAN-STICKER-TO-ER ?
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HOW DARE YOU ?!
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I ALWAYS
STICK TO THE PLAN.
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OH, REALLY ?
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I MUST HAVE
MISSED THE MEMO
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THAT SAID WE WERE STEALING
JUDY GARLAND !
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BUT I LOVE JUDY GARLAND.
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I KNOW YOU DO.
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LOOK, WALLY, IS THERE
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
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IT'S THE JUDY GARLAND,
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THE LATE NIGHT TRIPS
TO THE BATHHOUSES,
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YOUR OBSESSION
WITH SHOW TUNES...
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I SAW THE WAY YOU WERE LOOKING
AT THOSE HOCKEY PLAYERS.
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SO, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
I'M GAY ?
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I'M NOT GAY.
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EVEN IF I WAS,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING GAY ?
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NOTHING !
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I DIDN'T SAY THERE WAS
ANYTHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY.
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NOW YOU'RE PUTTING
WORDS IN MY MOUTH.
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I'LL PUT WHATEVER
I WANT IN YOUR MOUTH !
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DON'T YOU FORGET WHO'S
RUNNING THIS SHOW.
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BITCH !
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UGH !
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FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT,
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PIVOT TURN, STEP, HOLD,
BEND AND SPLIT !
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I KNOW YOU'RE
GONNA WIN THAT STRIPPIE.
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HEY, GIRLS, LISTEN,
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IS THERE ANY WAY ONE OF YOU
COULD LOAN ME A LITTLE MONEY ?
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I DON'T NEED A LOT,
I, UH...
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WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE $100 I GAVE YOU ?
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AND I GAVE YOU $200.
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I HIT A BAD STREAK.
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IT'S OKAY,
IT'S PART OF THE PLAN.
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I'LL WIN IT ALL BACK
BECAUSE I HAVE A SYSTEM.
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IT'S FOOLPROOF.
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WE ALL LEFT OUR MONEY
IN THE ROOM.
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I'LL GET YOU
SOME MONEY.
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HEY, BOYS !
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HERE YOU GO.
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GOSH, EROTICA, AREN'T YOU
NERVOUS ABOUT THE STRIPPIES ?
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I COULD NEVER COMPETE
IN A COMPETITION.
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ONCE, I WAS IN
A HOT DOG-EATING CONTEST
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I WAS SO NERVOUS,
I STARTED LAUGHING
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AND A WEINER
CAME OUT MY NOSE !
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AAHHH...
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OOH !
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WAAAH !
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THE COMPETITION'S
GONNA BE TOUGH.
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I'M THINKING ABOUT ADDING
ONE MORE MOVE TO MY ROUTINE.
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WHAT MOVE ?
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SATAN'S PRETZEL.
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( gasp )
SATAN'S PRETZEL ?
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WELL, THAT'S
HUMANLY IMPOSSIBLE.
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I SAW A GIRL TRY IT BACK IN MY
HOMETOWN OF CAMELTOE, MISSOURI.
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SHE BROKE HER LEG
IN 37 PLACES,
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AND SHE NEVER
STRIPPED AGAIN.
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COME ON, QUEENSTER,
ROLL A NINE !
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YOUR BABY NEEDS A NEW
PAIR OF ROYAL SLIPPERS !
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NINE... NINE !
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YES !
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HI, KEVIN.
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WOW, LOOK AT
ALL YOUR CHIPS.
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YEAH !
THE QUEEN'S ON A ROLL !
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THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ?
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SHE'S IN TOWN TO
JUDGE THE STRIPPIES.
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COME ON, YOUR MAJESTY,
ROLL A FIVE !
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FIVE, YES !
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00:10:01,742 --> 00:10:02,941
WOOP-WOOP...
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00:10:03,043 --> 00:10:04,110
( laughs )
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00:10:04,212 --> 00:10:06,079
MAYBE YOU SHOULD QUIT
WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
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00:10:06,181 --> 00:10:07,247
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
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00:10:07,350 --> 00:10:10,418
THE SYSTEM'S WORKING,
I'M UP $1,500 !
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00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:11,453
QUIT ?!
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PUT EVERYTHING
ON HARD EIGHT.
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$1,500 HARD EIGHT.
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I DON'T THINK THAT'S
A VERY GOOD--
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HARD EIGHT...
HARD EIGHT, WHOO !
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00:10:19,332 --> 00:10:20,398
HARD EIGHT !
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( Queen )
OOH, OOH, OOH...
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00:10:23,036 --> 00:10:25,238
IT'S A SYSTEM,
THE SYSTEM WORKS !
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00:10:25,340 --> 00:10:28,543
I'M UP $15,000 !
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00:10:28,644 --> 00:10:32,981
PREPARED TO BE PERPLEXED AND
ASTONISHED BY THE JOY OF...
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00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,984
MAGIC !
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00:10:35,086 --> 00:10:37,288
OOO, I LOVE MAGIC.
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00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,457
NOW YOU SEE US...
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00:10:39,559 --> 00:10:42,360
NOW YOU DON'T !
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00:10:45,433 --> 00:10:47,901
( gasp )
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00:10:48,003 --> 00:10:50,371
MY TIARA,
MY PRICELESS TIARA !
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00:10:50,473 --> 00:10:52,206
IT'S BEEN STOLEN !
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00:10:52,309 --> 00:10:55,478
DON'T YOU TWITS
REACT TO ANYTHING ?!
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00:10:55,580 --> 00:10:56,646
MY CHIPS !
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00:10:56,749 --> 00:10:57,914
ALL MY MONEY,
IT'S GONE !
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00:10:58,016 --> 00:11:00,517
THIS IS NOT HOW THE SYSTEM
IS SUPPOSED TO WORK !
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00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:03,422
( phone ringing )
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00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,937
CHIEF STROGANOFF ?
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00:11:15,039 --> 00:11:16,672
SORRY TO CALL YOU
ON YOUR BRA PHONE,
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00:11:16,775 --> 00:11:18,141
BUT THIS IS URGENT.
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00:11:18,243 --> 00:11:20,612
TWO MASKED MAGICIANS HAVE JUST
STOLEN THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND'S
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PRICELESS TIARA.
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I KNOW, I WAS THERE.
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00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:24,950
HOW DID YOU
HEAR ABOUT IT SO FAST ?
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00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,519
LUCKY GUESS.
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00:11:26,621 --> 00:11:28,421
WE BELIEVE THESE ARE
THE SAME MASKED MAGICIANS
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00:11:28,523 --> 00:11:30,891
WHO STOLE THE STANLEY CUP,
ROBBED A WAX MUSEUM,
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00:11:30,993 --> 00:11:33,195
NUMEROUS SPERM BANKS
AND MEN'S LOCKER ROOMS.
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00:11:33,297 --> 00:11:34,696
I'LL KEEP AN EYE OUT.
224
00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:37,133
THAT'S GREAT, BUT THAT'S
NOT THE REASON I CALLED.
225
00:11:37,235 --> 00:11:40,170
I NEED YOU TO PLACE
$1 MILLION ON THE METS
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00:11:40,272 --> 00:11:41,806
TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL.
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00:11:41,908 --> 00:11:44,209
CHIEF, THE SUPER BOWL
IS FOOTBALL.
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00:11:44,311 --> 00:11:45,744
THE METS
ARE A BASEBALL TEAM.
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00:11:45,847 --> 00:11:47,346
RIGHT.
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00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,983
THANK GOD I DON'T GAMBLE.
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00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,656
PERSEPHONE ?
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00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:55,057
EROTICA ?
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00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:56,458
OH, I MUST HAVE
FELL ASLEEP.
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00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,361
YOU'VE BEEN OUT HERE
ALL DAY ?
235
00:11:58,463 --> 00:12:00,197
OH, I THINK I GOT
A LITTLE SUNBURN.
236
00:12:00,299 --> 00:12:01,332
A LITTLE ?
237
00:12:03,504 --> 00:12:04,869
WOW !
238
00:12:04,972 --> 00:12:08,274
THE AMAZING WALTER HAS BEEN
HOLDING HIS BREATH UNDERWATER
239
00:12:08,376 --> 00:12:11,278
FOR 15 LIFE-THREATENING
MINUTES.
240
00:12:11,380 --> 00:12:12,714
HOW DOES HE DO IT ?
241
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:15,418
IT'S MAGIC !
242
00:12:15,520 --> 00:12:17,420
( audience gasps )
243
00:12:20,226 --> 00:12:24,262
( cheers & applause )
244
00:12:24,866 --> 00:12:27,065
WHAT A SPECTACULAR
PRESENTATION !
245
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:31,005
THIS DOESN'T REMIND ME OF
ANYTHING I'VE EVER SEEN BEFORE.
246
00:12:31,107 --> 00:12:32,273
IT WAS GREAT
THAT THE HOTEL
247
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:34,175
GAVE US FREE TICKETS
FOR BEING ROBBED.
248
00:12:34,277 --> 00:12:37,113
I'D RATHER THOSE MOBSTERS
GIVE ME BACK MY $15,000.
249
00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:39,182
PERSEPHONE,
ARE YOU GONNA SIT DOWN ?
250
00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,618
PEOPLE CAN'T SEE.
251
00:12:40,720 --> 00:12:41,786
I CAN'T,
IT HURT !
252
00:12:41,888 --> 00:12:43,755
EVERYTHING HURT.
253
00:12:43,857 --> 00:12:45,390
I CAN'T EVEN
PUT ON CLOTHES.
254
00:12:45,492 --> 00:12:47,259
FOR OUR NEXT TRICK,
255
00:12:47,361 --> 00:12:53,935
WE ACTUALLY ARE GOING TO
LEVITATE A BALDING EAGLE.
256
00:12:54,037 --> 00:12:55,671
LEVITATE !
257
00:12:55,773 --> 00:12:56,938
HOW DO WE DO IT ?
258
00:12:57,041 --> 00:12:59,442
IT'S MAGIC.
259
00:12:59,544 --> 00:13:01,980
OKAY,
FOR OUR NEXT TRICK
260
00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:05,917
WE'RE GOING TO NEED
A VOLUNTEER.
261
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:09,256
WHO WANTS TO HELP UP SAW
THE BALDING EAGLE IN HALF ?
262
00:13:09,358 --> 00:13:11,092
HOW ABOUT... YOU !
263
00:13:11,194 --> 00:13:15,797
I'M SORRY, BUT BALDING EAGLES
ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES.
264
00:13:15,899 --> 00:13:17,466
WE SHOULD FOCUS
ON THEIR CONSERVATION,
265
00:13:17,568 --> 00:13:19,268
NOT EXPLOIT THEM
AS ENTERTAINMENT.
266
00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:20,971
I DON'T CONDONE
THE USE OF ANY ANIMAL
267
00:13:21,073 --> 00:13:22,606
FOR THE AMUSEMENT OF
AN AUDIENCE,
268
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:24,409
AND I CANNOT
CONDONE THIS TRICK.
269
00:13:24,510 --> 00:13:27,613
SO, NO,
I WILL NOT VOLUNTEER.
270
00:13:27,715 --> 00:13:29,783
YEAH, THAT'S GREAT, LADY,
BUT WE WEREN'T TALKING TO YOU.
271
00:13:29,885 --> 00:13:33,788
WE WERE TALKING
TO... HIM !
272
00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:39,762
MY TIARA !
273
00:13:39,864 --> 00:13:41,999
MY PRICELESS TIARA !
274
00:13:42,101 --> 00:13:43,366
WHAT ?
HMM...
275
00:13:43,469 --> 00:13:45,370
I THINK I KNOW HOW
THE MASKED MAGICIANS ARE.
276
00:13:45,472 --> 00:13:46,605
IT'S WALTER AND MOE.
277
00:13:46,707 --> 00:13:47,974
WHAT DO YOU
KNOW ABOUT THEM ?
278
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:50,243
I KNOW THEY PUT ON
ONE HELL OF A SHOW.
279
00:13:50,346 --> 00:13:52,612
MAYBE YOU SHOULD PAY THEM
A LITTLE VISIT TOMORROW,
280
00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:54,082
SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND OUT.
281
00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,583
BUT TOMORROW'S
THE STRIPPIES !
282
00:13:55,686 --> 00:13:56,718
DON'T WORRY,
283
00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:58,687
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND A WAY
TO FELL THE VILLAINS
284
00:13:58,789 --> 00:13:59,823
AND SHOW UP AT THE STRIPPIES
285
00:13:59,925 --> 00:14:01,991
JUST IN TIME
TO PERFORM AND WIN.
286
00:14:02,093 --> 00:14:04,128
( sighs )
OH, THE LIFE OF
AN EROTIC DANCING
287
00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:06,131
SUPERHERO/SECRET AGENT.
288
00:14:06,233 --> 00:14:07,866
NOW, BE CAREFUL.
289
00:14:07,968 --> 00:14:10,269
WALTER AND MOE
ARE MASTERS OF ILLUSION.
290
00:14:10,372 --> 00:14:11,671
THEY'LL DAZZLE YOU.
291
00:14:11,774 --> 00:14:13,306
YOU WON'T
BELIEVE YOUR EYES.
292
00:14:13,409 --> 00:14:15,977
"THE LAS VEGAS POST" SAYS
THEY'RE A MUST-SEE,
293
00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:19,315
AN AWESOME DISPLAY
OF WONDERMENT AND WHIMSY."
294
00:14:19,417 --> 00:14:20,716
OKAY, I GET IT.
295
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:21,752
IF YOU LOVE MAGIC,
296
00:14:21,854 --> 00:14:23,587
THEN YOU'LL LOVE
WALTER AND MOE.
297
00:14:23,689 --> 00:14:27,025
IF YOU CAN ONLY SEE
ONE MAGIC SHOW, THEN IT--
298
00:14:30,699 --> 00:14:32,933
LOOK AT ME !
299
00:14:33,035 --> 00:14:34,635
I'M A QUEEN,
I'M A QUEEN !
300
00:14:34,738 --> 00:14:37,372
PLEASE... I'M TRYING TO
WATCH "TRADING SPACES".
301
00:14:37,474 --> 00:14:38,607
VERN IS OVER-BUDGET
302
00:14:38,709 --> 00:14:40,744
AND PAIGE IS GOING TO BE
VERY, VERY UPSET.
303
00:14:40,845 --> 00:14:43,280
( doorbell ringing )
304
00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:45,984
YES ?
305
00:14:46,086 --> 00:14:47,886
HI, I'M APRIL.
306
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,988
APRIL, UH... MAYJUNE.
307
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,492
I'M A REPORTER,
I'M HERE TO INTERVIEW YOU.
308
00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:53,627
WHAT ?
309
00:14:53,729 --> 00:14:55,430
WE DON'T HAVE AN INTERVIEW
SCHEDULED TODAY.
310
00:14:55,532 --> 00:14:56,697
WHO DO YOU WORK FOR ?
311
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,002
OH, UH,
THE... NEW DAILY...
312
00:15:00,104 --> 00:15:01,704
JOURNAL OF MAGIC...
313
00:15:01,806 --> 00:15:04,275
TIMES-- GAZETTE--
MONTHLY.
314
00:15:04,377 --> 00:15:05,843
PLEASE, COME IN.
315
00:15:05,945 --> 00:15:07,946
ENTRE VOUS.
316
00:15:10,285 --> 00:15:11,985
OKAY, SO LET'S GET
RIGHT TO THE QUESTIONS.
317
00:15:12,087 --> 00:15:14,054
YOUR STAGE SHOW
IS SPECTACULAR.
318
00:15:14,157 --> 00:15:16,624
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN
THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND'S
TIARA WAS STOLEN ?
319
00:15:16,726 --> 00:15:19,160
AREN'T YOU GOING TO RECORD
THIS INTERVIEW OR TAKE NOTES ?
320
00:15:19,262 --> 00:15:21,063
I-- I HAVE A GOOD MEMORY.
321
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:23,267
HEY, IS THAT
JUDY GARLAND ?
322
00:15:23,368 --> 00:15:24,968
WHERE DID
YOU GUYS GET THAT ?
323
00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:26,871
WE BOUGHT IT.
WE MADE IT.
324
00:15:26,973 --> 00:15:29,307
FOR AN INTERVIEWER, YOU SURE
ASK A LOT OF QUESTIONS.
325
00:15:29,410 --> 00:15:32,112
WELL, SOMETIMES I FIND
THAT ASKING QUESTIONS
326
00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:34,514
IS THE BEST WAY
TO GET ANSWERS.
327
00:15:34,616 --> 00:15:36,150
OF COURSE...
328
00:15:36,252 --> 00:15:37,719
NOW, IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
329
00:15:37,821 --> 00:15:39,788
I HAVE TO GO DO SOME
FACT-CHECKING.
330
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:41,824
I MEAN,
GO MAKE A DOODIE.
331
00:15:41,927 --> 00:15:45,529
WALTER WILL KEEP YOU
ENTERTAINED, I'M SURE.
332
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:54,407
HELLO, OPERATOR ?
333
00:15:54,510 --> 00:15:57,078
DO YOU HAVE YOU THE NUMBER
FOR THE NEW DAILY JOURNAL
334
00:15:57,180 --> 00:16:01,583
OF MAGIC TIMES
GAZETTE MONTHLY ?
335
00:16:14,503 --> 00:16:17,639
NORMALLY I ABHOR THE
OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN BUT--
336
00:16:17,741 --> 00:16:19,340
( gasp )
GREAT ASS.
337
00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:22,277
I CAN'T FIND
EROTICA ANYWHERE.
338
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:23,446
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
339
00:16:23,548 --> 00:16:25,649
CALM DOWN,
YOU CRAZY MEATBALL.
340
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:27,151
THERE'S STILL TIME.
341
00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:29,554
EROTICA NOT GOING ON
FOR AT LEAST HALF-HOUR.
342
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:32,357
YEAH, BEFORE HER THERE'S STILL
THE GIRLS FROM SILICONES,
343
00:16:32,459 --> 00:16:34,227
MUFFY'S,
THE COCK PIT, THE GINA,
344
00:16:34,329 --> 00:16:36,097
THE WHISKER BISCUIT
AND TWATTY'S.
345
00:16:36,199 --> 00:16:38,065
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?!
346
00:16:41,338 --> 00:16:44,807
WALTER, CAN I SEE YOU
FOR A SECOND ?
347
00:16:46,612 --> 00:16:47,845
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE
INTERESTED TO KNOW
348
00:16:47,947 --> 00:16:50,115
I JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE
WITH THE NEW DAILY JOURNAL
349
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:51,517
OF MAGIC TIMES
GAZETTE MONTHLY
350
00:16:51,619 --> 00:16:55,255
AND THEY DON'T HAVE A REPORTER
NAMED "APRIL MAYJUNE."
351
00:16:55,357 --> 00:16:57,458
I THOUGHT SHE SEEMED
A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS.
352
00:16:57,561 --> 00:17:00,662
WELL, SHE'S ABOUT
TO SEEM A LITTLE--
353
00:17:00,765 --> 00:17:01,897
DEAD !
354
00:17:01,999 --> 00:17:03,733
( evil laughter )
355
00:17:14,849 --> 00:17:17,584
LOOKS LIKE EROTICA
GOT COLD FEET.
356
00:17:17,687 --> 00:17:20,321
IF I WAS HER, I'D BE AFRAID TO
DANCE AGAINST MY GIRLS, TOO.
357
00:17:20,423 --> 00:17:22,391
GUESS YOU'RE
GONNA HAVE TO FORFEIT.
358
00:17:22,493 --> 00:17:23,459
NOT TRUE.
359
00:17:23,561 --> 00:17:24,593
ACCORDING TO
THE STRIPPIE RULEBOOK,
360
00:17:24,696 --> 00:17:26,162
SECTION 12, ORDINANCE 72-B,
361
00:17:26,264 --> 00:17:28,098
"IN THE EVENT THAT A STRIPPER OF
THE YEAR NOMINEE CANNOT PERFORM,
362
00:17:28,201 --> 00:17:30,134
"A REPRESENTATIVE FROM
THE NOMINEE'S CLUB OF ORIGIN
363
00:17:30,236 --> 00:17:32,071
"IS ENTITLED TO BE SUBSTITUTED
IF SAID NOMINEE
364
00:17:32,173 --> 00:17:34,374
IS INCAPACITATED FOR
REASONS OF UNKNOWN ORIGINS."
365
00:17:34,476 --> 00:17:35,508
SO, IF EROTICA
DOESN'T SHOW UP,
366
00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:36,743
WE CAN HAVE SOMEONE ELSE
FROM THE TENDERLOINS
367
00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:37,878
DANCE IN HER PLACE !
368
00:17:37,980 --> 00:17:39,213
THAT'S RIGHT.
369
00:17:39,315 --> 00:17:40,949
DON'T LOOK AT ME,
I'M TOO SUNBURNED.
370
00:17:41,051 --> 00:17:42,717
SO, MISS MAYJUNE,
371
00:17:42,819 --> 00:17:44,553
SEEING THAT
YOU'RE A REPORTER,
372
00:17:44,656 --> 00:17:47,491
WE THOUGHT YOU'D LIKE A TOUR
OF OUR PRIVATE MAGIC ROOM.
373
00:17:47,593 --> 00:17:50,762
WOW, THAT SOUNDS GREAT !
374
00:17:53,567 --> 00:17:54,934
I DECORATED THIS ROOM.
375
00:17:55,036 --> 00:17:57,171
WELL, ACTUALLY,
MOE PICKED THE SCONCES.
376
00:17:57,272 --> 00:17:59,507
WOW, LOOK AT
ALL THIS STUFF !
377
00:17:59,609 --> 00:18:00,875
CAN YOU TELL ME HOW
YOU DO THAT TRICK
378
00:18:00,977 --> 00:18:02,978
WHERE YOU MAKE THE THOUSAND
POUNDS OF CHEESE DISAPPEAR ?
379
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,448
A GOOD MAGICIAN NEVER
TELLS HIS SECRETS !
380
00:18:05,550 --> 00:18:09,119
BUT WE WILL TELL YOU
HOW TO MAKE YOU DISAPPEAR !
381
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:10,721
OH, WHAT ARE YOU--
382
00:18:10,823 --> 00:18:12,490
( muffled screams )
383
00:18:13,394 --> 00:18:16,529
THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE WORST TRICK EVER...
384
00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:18,298
ON PURPOSE !
385
00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:22,737
WE ARE GONNA TURN YOU
INTO A ABRA-CADAVER !
386
00:18:24,676 --> 00:18:26,075
GAZELLE,
YOU GOTTA GO ON !
387
00:18:26,177 --> 00:18:29,012
NO, I CAN'T,
I'M TERRIFIED OF COMPETITION.
388
00:18:29,114 --> 00:18:30,881
I HAVE ABOUT AS MUCH
CHANCE OF WINNING
389
00:18:30,983 --> 00:18:32,583
AS A FISH
IN A NOODLE FACTORY.
390
00:18:32,686 --> 00:18:34,220
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
391
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,487
I DON'T KNOW,
I'M FROM THE SOUTH,
392
00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:40,027
WE SAY THINGS LIKE THAT.
393
00:18:40,130 --> 00:18:41,696
AHH... UGH !
394
00:18:41,798 --> 00:18:44,032
( muffled talking )
395
00:18:45,970 --> 00:18:47,470
HUH ?!
WHAT ?!
396
00:18:47,572 --> 00:18:49,106
NEVERMIND.
397
00:18:49,208 --> 00:18:51,175
THE GIST WAS THAT I'M ABOUT
TO BEAT YOU SENSELESS,
398
00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:52,677
AND TURN YOU IN
TO THE AUTHORITIES.
399
00:18:52,780 --> 00:18:53,911
GET HER !
400
00:18:54,014 --> 00:18:55,147
AAAH... UGH !
401
00:18:55,249 --> 00:18:57,884
WALTER !
402
00:19:00,756 --> 00:19:02,090
HAH, HAH...
403
00:19:02,192 --> 00:19:03,692
( grunting )
404
00:19:09,201 --> 00:19:10,801
HAH, HAH...
405
00:19:12,405 --> 00:19:15,107
OH, ENOUGH OF
MAGIC-RELATED WEAPONS
406
00:19:15,209 --> 00:19:18,144
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY !
407
00:19:18,246 --> 00:19:20,314
AAH...
408
00:19:20,416 --> 00:19:21,448
WALTER !
409
00:19:21,550 --> 00:19:23,518
NOOOO... !
410
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,855
( whimpering )
411
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,790
MY LITTLE WOODEN BABY...
412
00:19:27,892 --> 00:19:30,593
OH, WALTER,
I'M SO SORRY !
413
00:19:30,695 --> 00:19:35,234
MOE, IS THAT YOU, MOE ?
414
00:19:35,336 --> 00:19:36,635
YES, LITTLE BUDDY.
415
00:19:36,737 --> 00:19:38,805
HANG IN THERE,
YOU'LL BE OKAY.
416
00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:40,541
I DON'T FEEL SO HOT.
417
00:19:40,643 --> 00:19:44,245
EVERYTHING'S DARK...
418
00:19:44,348 --> 00:19:46,281
THE AUTHORITIES
SHOULD BE HERE SHORTLY.
419
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:49,151
I GUESS I'LL MAKE SURE THEY
SEND AN... AMBULANCE.
420
00:19:49,253 --> 00:19:50,854
TELL ME,
STRIPPERELLA,
421
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:52,857
HOW DID YOU GET
IN THAT BOX ?
422
00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:54,658
( coughing )
423
00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:59,967
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT WOMAN
WHO CLAIMED TO BE A REPORTER ?
424
00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:02,503
A GOOD MAGICIAN
NEVER TELLS HER SECRETS.
425
00:20:02,605 --> 00:20:03,837
( gasp )
OH, NO...
426
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:05,274
THE STRIPPIES !
427
00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:07,675
YOU GOTTA DO THIS,
WE'RE OUTTA TIME !
428
00:20:07,778 --> 00:20:09,645
EROTICA IS
SUPPOSED TO GO ON NEXT !
429
00:20:09,747 --> 00:20:12,516
I CAN'T,
I JUST CAN'T !
430
00:20:12,619 --> 00:20:14,252
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF
SHE DANCES OR NOT,
431
00:20:14,355 --> 00:20:15,887
SHE'S JUST
GOING TO LOSE.
432
00:20:15,989 --> 00:20:17,323
SHE'S A BIG LOSER.
433
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:19,291
LIKE ALL OF YOU
AT THE TENDERLOINS.
434
00:20:19,393 --> 00:20:20,627
THAT'S IT !
435
00:20:20,729 --> 00:20:21,795
I'M DOING IT !
436
00:20:21,897 --> 00:20:25,166
TELL 'EM EROTICA'S REPLACEMENT
IS READY TO GO !
437
00:20:26,202 --> 00:20:27,370
( panting )
438
00:20:27,472 --> 00:20:28,671
( cheering )
439
00:20:28,773 --> 00:20:29,906
EROTICA ?
440
00:20:30,008 --> 00:20:31,275
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
441
00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:32,977
AM I TOO LATE ?
442
00:20:47,097 --> 00:20:49,565
THE SATAN'S PRETZEL ?!
443
00:20:52,304 --> 00:20:53,604
A ONE
AND TWO...
444
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:56,207
AND, AHH...
445
00:20:56,309 --> 00:20:58,777
THE WINNER.
446
00:20:58,879 --> 00:21:02,282
I WON, I WON !
447
00:21:08,459 --> 00:21:10,660
EROTICA,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ?
448
00:21:10,762 --> 00:21:13,497
I WASN'T FEELING WELL,
BUT I SUDDENLY GOT BETTER.
449
00:21:13,599 --> 00:21:16,467
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
IT WAS... MAGIC.
450
00:21:16,569 --> 00:21:19,439
( laughter )
451
00:21:41,136 --> 00:21:43,871
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
452
00:21:45,508 --> 00:21:48,342
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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