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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,887 --> 00:00:07,987 ( guy ) HEY ! 2 00:00:08,089 --> 00:00:09,856 I DON'T SEE ANY NAKED CHEERLEADERS 3 00:00:09,958 --> 00:00:11,258 SHOWERING DOWN THERE. 4 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:12,829 AAAAHHH ! 5 00:00:37,269 --> 00:00:39,838 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 6 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:44,179 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 7 00:00:54,931 --> 00:00:56,164 WELL, I CAN'T BELIEVE 8 00:00:56,266 --> 00:00:58,167 BRUSCHETTA BROUGHT HER KID TO WORK AGAIN ! 9 00:00:58,269 --> 00:00:59,503 YOU NEED TO BE MORE SENSITIVE. 10 00:00:59,605 --> 00:01:01,406 LACK OF CHILDCARE IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM. 11 00:01:01,507 --> 00:01:03,710 SINGLE MOTHERS MAKE UP THE LARGEST GROWING PERCENTAGE 12 00:01:03,812 --> 00:01:05,012 OF THE MODERN WORKFORCE. 13 00:01:05,114 --> 00:01:08,718 WORKFORCE, SCHMERKFORCE ! THIS IS RIDICULOUS ! 14 00:01:10,789 --> 00:01:12,057 ( baby cooing ) 15 00:01:12,159 --> 00:01:14,927 OKAY, MAYBE, YOU HAVE A POINT. 16 00:01:15,029 --> 00:01:16,029 ( beeping ) 17 00:01:16,132 --> 00:01:18,033 ( gasping ) UH-OH, THAT'S MY STOMACH ! 18 00:01:18,135 --> 00:01:20,102 IT ALWAYS VIBRATES WHEN I'M HUNGRY. 19 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:23,107 I BETTER GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT. 20 00:01:23,209 --> 00:01:25,143 WAIT ! YOU CAN'T JUST-- 21 00:01:25,247 --> 00:01:26,512 SHE'S GONE. 22 00:01:26,615 --> 00:01:30,954 IT SEEMS LIKE SHE RUSHES OUT LIKE THAT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK. 23 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,327 HELLO, KEVIN. 24 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:37,296 MOM ! 25 00:01:37,399 --> 00:01:38,766 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?! 26 00:01:38,868 --> 00:01:40,969 YOUR FATHER AND I ARE SPLITTING UP. 27 00:01:41,071 --> 00:01:43,306 SPLIT-- DAD-- YOU AND DAD-- WHAT ?! 28 00:01:43,409 --> 00:01:45,510 COME HERE, POOKIE. 29 00:01:45,612 --> 00:01:48,581 YOU'VE GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING IN YOUR NOSE. 30 00:01:51,655 --> 00:01:54,090 CHIEF STROGANOFF, AGENT 69 REPORTING FOR DUTY. 31 00:01:54,192 --> 00:01:56,093 STRIPPERELLA, GOOD, YOU'RE HERE. 32 00:01:56,195 --> 00:01:58,431 THAT'S A CUP OF MY URINE. 33 00:01:58,533 --> 00:02:01,435 I NEED YOU TO READ THE LITTLE STICK THINGY THERE. 34 00:02:01,537 --> 00:02:03,305 IS THIS A PREGNANCY TEST ? 35 00:02:03,407 --> 00:02:05,942 YES, I MISSED MY PERIOD THIS MONTH, 36 00:02:06,045 --> 00:02:07,846 AND I'M AFRAID I MIGHT BE PREGNANT. 37 00:02:07,948 --> 00:02:09,950 SIR, YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT. 38 00:02:10,052 --> 00:02:12,252 RIGHT... THANK GOD I'M A VIRGIN. 39 00:02:12,354 --> 00:02:15,057 NOW, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS. 40 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:16,225 ALL THE SMART STUDENTS 41 00:02:16,327 --> 00:02:17,828 AT SAINT VINCENT BARBARINO HIGH SCHOOL 42 00:02:17,930 --> 00:02:19,431 HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING. 43 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:23,003 THE NERDS, THE SCIENCE GEEKS, MATHLETES, ASIANS, 44 00:02:23,105 --> 00:02:24,539 BRAINIACS, POINDEXTERS. 45 00:02:24,641 --> 00:02:26,576 I GET IT, THE SMART KIDS. 46 00:02:26,678 --> 00:02:29,246 I WANT YOU TO GO UNDERCOVER AS A STUDENT 47 00:02:29,348 --> 00:02:31,115 AND FIND OUT WHY THIS IS HAPPENING. 48 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:33,119 WOULDN'T IT MAKE MORE SENSE FOR ME TO GO UNDERCOVER 49 00:02:33,222 --> 00:02:34,188 AS A TEACHER ? 50 00:02:34,290 --> 00:02:35,690 THERE'S NO TIME TO MAKE SENSE. 51 00:02:35,792 --> 00:02:37,727 STUDENTS' LIVES ARE IN DANGER ! 52 00:02:37,829 --> 00:02:39,563 OH, DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO GO SHOPPING 53 00:02:39,665 --> 00:02:41,032 FOR BACK TO SCHOOL CLOTHES ? 54 00:02:41,134 --> 00:02:43,570 WELL, I HAPPEN TO KNOW THERE'S A SALE ON BELLY SHIRTS 55 00:02:43,672 --> 00:02:44,972 AT FLINDERMAN'S. 56 00:02:45,074 --> 00:02:47,675 NOW, LISTEN, POSING AS A HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT 57 00:02:47,778 --> 00:02:49,079 COULD BE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 58 00:02:49,181 --> 00:02:51,182 YOU COULD END UP DEAD OR WORSE... 59 00:02:51,283 --> 00:02:54,053 YOU COULD GET KNOCKED UP BY SOME COCKY SENIOR, 60 00:02:54,155 --> 00:02:55,922 OR WIND UP WITH REALLY BAD ACNE, 61 00:02:56,025 --> 00:02:58,994 OR LOSE HOMECOMING QUEEN TO THAT BITCH SUZY FINKEL. 62 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:01,164 OR DROP THE BALL IN THE BIG GAME 63 00:03:01,266 --> 00:03:03,368 OR NOT GET ASKED TO PROM. 64 00:03:03,470 --> 00:03:06,573 ( man ) OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FUNGUS ! 65 00:03:06,675 --> 00:03:08,376 ( laughing ) 66 00:03:08,478 --> 00:03:12,148 I PUT INK ON THE MICROSCOPE, 67 00:03:12,250 --> 00:03:14,352 AND, NOW, YOU LOOK FUNNY ! 68 00:03:14,454 --> 00:03:17,857 ( laughing ) GOT YOU BACK ! 69 00:03:17,960 --> 00:03:21,297 THAT'S NOT REALLY SODA, IT'S BORIC ACID ! 70 00:03:21,399 --> 00:03:23,700 MY INNARDS ARE GONNA BURN FOR DAYS ! 71 00:03:23,803 --> 00:03:26,438 I MIGHT EVEN HAVE TO BE HOSPITALIZED ! 72 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:28,808 ( laughing ) 73 00:03:28,910 --> 00:03:30,911 ( Stripperella ) HEY, HAL, BERNARD. 74 00:03:31,013 --> 00:03:33,149 OH, HI, STRIPPERELLA. 75 00:03:33,251 --> 00:03:34,685 WHAT HAVE YOU GOT FOR ME, GUYS ? 76 00:03:34,787 --> 00:03:36,120 SINCE YOU'RE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, 77 00:03:36,222 --> 00:03:38,424 WE PACKED YOU A VERY SPECIAL LUNCH. 78 00:03:38,526 --> 00:03:40,460 WE PUT IT IN A STRIPPERELLA LUNCHBOX. 79 00:03:40,562 --> 00:03:42,497 YOU KNOW, ALL THE PROFITS FROM THESE LUNCHBOXES 80 00:03:42,599 --> 00:03:44,668 GO DIRECTLY INTO MY ANUS. 81 00:03:44,770 --> 00:03:46,103 YOUR ANUS ? 82 00:03:46,205 --> 00:03:48,006 YEAH ! YOU KNOW, MY CHARITY. 83 00:03:48,109 --> 00:03:50,843 "ANIMALS NEED UNIVERSAL SUPPORT". 84 00:03:50,945 --> 00:03:52,146 A.N.U.S. ! 85 00:03:52,248 --> 00:03:53,281 RIGHT. OF COURSE. 86 00:03:53,383 --> 00:03:54,517 I KNEW THAT. 87 00:03:54,619 --> 00:03:56,853 WELL, BACK TO YOUR BOX. 88 00:03:56,955 --> 00:03:59,825 WE PACKED YOU A FRUIT ROLL-UP LADDER. 89 00:03:59,927 --> 00:04:01,161 IT'S APRICOT. 90 00:04:01,263 --> 00:04:02,629 A BANANA PHONE. 91 00:04:02,732 --> 00:04:04,064 IT'S A LITTLE GREEN, RIGHT NOW. 92 00:04:04,167 --> 00:04:05,401 DON'T ANSWER IT FOR A FEW DAYS. 93 00:04:05,502 --> 00:04:06,936 GIVE IT TIME TO RIPEN. 94 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:09,640 THIS MAY LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY CHEESE SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD, 95 00:04:09,743 --> 00:04:11,810 BUT IT'S NOT, IT'S WHEAT BREAD ! 96 00:04:11,913 --> 00:04:13,280 BUT THAT'S NOT ALL. 97 00:04:13,382 --> 00:04:15,583 LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU BITE IT ! 98 00:04:17,121 --> 00:04:19,323 A RAZOR-SHARP SLICE OF MONTEREY JACK. 99 00:04:19,425 --> 00:04:23,496 IT ALSO COMES IN CHEDDAR, GOUDA, SWISS AND TOFU CHEESE, 100 00:04:23,598 --> 00:04:25,299 IN CASE YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL A VEGETARIAN. 101 00:04:25,401 --> 00:04:27,235 HOW THOUGHTFUL ! 102 00:04:27,337 --> 00:04:29,873 FINALLY, A SUPER-CHARGED BLASTING THERMOS. 103 00:04:29,975 --> 00:04:31,276 WHEN SHAKEN AND OPENED, 104 00:04:31,378 --> 00:04:33,145 IT SENDS A STREAM OF LIQUID SO POWERFUL, 105 00:04:33,248 --> 00:04:36,250 IT CAN BLAST THROUGH EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL. 106 00:04:36,352 --> 00:04:37,686 YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN I'LL HAVE TO SAVE MY LIFE 107 00:04:37,788 --> 00:04:38,987 OR THE LIVES OF OTHERS 108 00:04:39,089 --> 00:04:41,258 BY BLASTING THROUGH EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL. 109 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,930 HEY, WHY DOES IT SMELL LIKE THE CHIEF PEED IN HERE ? 110 00:04:45,032 --> 00:04:46,367 EW ! 111 00:05:02,494 --> 00:05:03,827 ( bell ringing ) 112 00:05:03,929 --> 00:05:05,798 HI, I'M WOODY BOOM ! 113 00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:08,969 I'M A STUD FOOTBALL PLAYER AND I'M A SENIOR. 114 00:05:09,071 --> 00:05:10,672 I'VE BEEN ONE FOR FIVE YEARS, NOW. 115 00:05:10,774 --> 00:05:12,475 WHAT'S YOUR NAME ? 116 00:05:12,577 --> 00:05:14,145 UH, CATHY. 117 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:16,781 CATHY TERIA. 118 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:18,050 YOU'RE SO FINE. 119 00:05:18,152 --> 00:05:19,486 HOW'S ABOUT MEETING ME IN THE PARKING LOT 120 00:05:19,588 --> 00:05:20,855 BEFORE SCHOOL ? 121 00:05:20,957 --> 00:05:23,792 UH, WOODY, WE ARE IN THE PARKING LOT BEFORE SCHOOL ! 122 00:05:23,895 --> 00:05:25,630 SEE ALL THE PARKED CARS ? 123 00:05:25,732 --> 00:05:27,966 AND THE SIGN THAT SAYS, "PARKING LOT" ? 124 00:05:28,068 --> 00:05:31,972 ( scoffing ) HEY ! 125 00:05:32,074 --> 00:05:34,744 YOU'RE NOT ONE OF THOSE SUPER SMART KIDS, ARE YOU ? 126 00:05:34,846 --> 00:05:37,113 BECAUSE THEY ALL ACT LIKE THEY'RE SO SMART ! 127 00:05:37,216 --> 00:05:40,419 AND THEY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR FIFTH-YEAR SENIORS ! 128 00:05:40,522 --> 00:05:47,331 SOMETIMES, I WISH THEY'D ALL JUST DISAPPEAR ! 129 00:05:50,771 --> 00:05:53,373 I'M JOSH JUSTIN JASON, GIRLS ARE CRAZY ABOUT ME 130 00:05:53,476 --> 00:05:55,342 BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE I'M IN A BOY BAND ! 131 00:05:55,445 --> 00:05:56,779 BUT I WANT YOU ! 132 00:05:56,881 --> 00:05:58,883 THERE'S A LOT OF COMPETITION BEING THE BEST LOOKING, 133 00:05:58,985 --> 00:06:00,619 MOST TALENTED GUY IN SCHOOL. 134 00:06:00,721 --> 00:06:03,055 SOMETIMES, I WISH I COULD GET RID OF ANYONE 135 00:06:03,157 --> 00:06:05,360 WHO GETS IN MY WAY. 136 00:06:05,462 --> 00:06:07,630 WELL, NICE MEETING YOU ! 137 00:06:07,732 --> 00:06:08,732 MAYBE, LATER, I CAN GIVE YOU 138 00:06:08,834 --> 00:06:11,202 A HEALTHY INJECTION OF VITAMIN JOSH ! 139 00:06:11,304 --> 00:06:13,105 SEE YA ! 140 00:06:13,207 --> 00:06:15,208 ( girl sighing ) YOU'RE SO LUCKY. 141 00:06:15,311 --> 00:06:17,746 I WISH I COULD GET JOSH JUSTIN JASON 142 00:06:17,848 --> 00:06:19,648 TO SEXUALLY HARASS ME. 143 00:06:19,750 --> 00:06:21,886 HI, I'M VICKY BUMP, I'M SMART AS HELL. 144 00:06:21,988 --> 00:06:23,421 AREN'T YOU SCARED ? 145 00:06:23,523 --> 00:06:24,791 I'VE HEARD THAT ALL THE SMART STUDENTS 146 00:06:24,893 --> 00:06:25,959 HAVE BEEN DISAPPEARING 147 00:06:26,061 --> 00:06:27,495 HERE AT SAINT VINCENT BARBARINO HIGH. 148 00:06:27,597 --> 00:06:29,064 I'M NOT SCARED. 149 00:06:29,166 --> 00:06:30,900 BESIDES, WHO CARES ABOUT THOSE LOSERS ? 150 00:06:31,002 --> 00:06:33,103 THE MORE THEY DISAPPEAR, THE SMARTER I AM. 151 00:06:33,205 --> 00:06:36,009 IN FACT, THERE'S ONLY ONE KID LEFT THAT'S SMARTER THAN ME. 152 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:37,711 CLIFF RHOMBUS ! 153 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,282 WELL, I DON'T WANNA BE TARDY, SEE YOU IN CLASS ! 154 00:06:40,384 --> 00:06:42,051 I HAVEN'T EVEN LEFT THE PARKING LOT YET 155 00:06:42,154 --> 00:06:43,721 AND THERE'S ALREADY THREE SUSPECTS ! 156 00:06:43,824 --> 00:06:45,624 ONE OF THESE DAYS, 157 00:06:45,726 --> 00:06:47,593 I'M GONNA GET RID OF ALL YOU BRATTY KIDS, 158 00:06:47,695 --> 00:06:49,863 AND I'M GONNA START WITH THE SMART ONES. 159 00:06:49,966 --> 00:06:52,835 FOUR SUSPECTS. 160 00:06:52,938 --> 00:06:55,740 OH, DON'T MIND HIM. THAT'S MR. SCRUNTLE, 161 00:06:55,842 --> 00:06:59,479 OUR CUSTODIAN, HE WANTS TO KILL EVERYONE. 162 00:06:59,581 --> 00:07:02,283 HEY, YOU'RE NEW HERE, AREN'T YOU ? 163 00:07:02,385 --> 00:07:04,854 I'M PRINCIPAL GUILTY. 164 00:07:04,956 --> 00:07:06,523 PRINCIPAL GUILTY ? 165 00:07:06,626 --> 00:07:08,025 INTERESTING NAME. 166 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:09,395 I'M CATHY TERIA ! 167 00:07:09,498 --> 00:07:11,298 SO, HOW ABOUT ALL THOSE SMART KIDS DISAPPEARING ? 168 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,634 WEIRD, HUH ? 169 00:07:12,736 --> 00:07:14,303 WHAT ?! WHAT ARE YOU INSINUATING ?! 170 00:07:14,405 --> 00:07:17,075 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THOSE KIDS DISAPPEARING ! 171 00:07:17,177 --> 00:07:19,478 YOU THINK I KNOW SOMETHING ?! YOU THINK I KNOW SOMETHING ?! 172 00:07:19,580 --> 00:07:21,915 LEAVE ME ALONE ! 173 00:07:27,427 --> 00:07:29,361 ALL RIGHT, CLASS. 174 00:07:29,463 --> 00:07:32,466 WHO CAN TELL ME WHAT H-2-O IS ? 175 00:07:32,568 --> 00:07:34,469 I-J-K-L-M-N ! 176 00:07:34,571 --> 00:07:36,405 WHAT ? 177 00:07:36,508 --> 00:07:39,710 THOSE ARE THE LETTERS FROM "H" TO "O", I SWEAR ! 178 00:07:39,813 --> 00:07:42,382 IT'S WATER, H-2-O IS WATER. 179 00:07:42,484 --> 00:07:44,385 YES, VERY GOOD, VICKY. 180 00:07:44,487 --> 00:07:48,959 NOW, LET'S OPEN OUR MODERN MAD SCIENCE BOOKS TO PAGE 217. 181 00:07:49,061 --> 00:07:51,864 YOUNG LADY, WHERE IS YOUR TEXTBOOK ? 182 00:07:51,966 --> 00:07:53,700 I DON'T HAVE ONE, PROFESSOR CRANIUM. 183 00:07:53,802 --> 00:07:55,103 WELL, MISS TERIA, 184 00:07:55,205 --> 00:07:57,306 SINCE YOU'RE TOO SMART TO HAVE A TEXTBOOK, 185 00:07:57,408 --> 00:08:01,679 MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN D.N.A. TO ALL OF US. 186 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,154 D.N.A. OR DEOXYRIBONUCLEIC ACID 187 00:08:07,257 --> 00:08:10,394 IS A DOUBLE STRANDED MOLECULE TWISTED INTO A HELIX. 188 00:08:10,496 --> 00:08:11,696 EACH SPIRALING STRAND, 189 00:08:11,798 --> 00:08:14,365 COMPRISED OF SUGAR PHOSPHATE BACKBONE AND ATTACHED SPACES 190 00:08:14,467 --> 00:08:15,668 IS CONNECTED TO A COMPLEMENTARY STRAND 191 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:22,145 BY NON COVALENT HYDROGEN BONDING BETWEEN PAIRED BASES. 192 00:08:23,650 --> 00:08:25,684 HMM, VERY NICE. 193 00:08:25,786 --> 00:08:29,524 DON'T FORGET, CLASS, WE FINISH OUR SCIENCE PROJECT THIS WEEK, 194 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:31,995 THE PAPIER-MACHE MODEL OF A VOLCANO. 195 00:08:32,097 --> 00:08:35,600 AND WE STILL NEED SEVEN MORE TONS OF NEWSPAPER. 196 00:08:35,702 --> 00:08:39,005 SEVEN MORE TONS ? THAT'S A BIG VOLCANO. 197 00:08:39,107 --> 00:08:41,477 ( man ) This is Principal Guilty. 198 00:08:41,579 --> 00:08:42,779 I regret to inform you 199 00:08:42,881 --> 00:08:44,949 that another one of our smart students, 200 00:08:45,051 --> 00:08:46,551 Kurt Cortex, is missing. 201 00:08:46,653 --> 00:08:49,188 I HAVE NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH IT ! 202 00:08:49,291 --> 00:08:52,260 Have a good day. 203 00:08:55,667 --> 00:08:58,471 ( man whistling ) 204 00:08:59,374 --> 00:09:02,778 ( vacuuming ) 205 00:09:02,879 --> 00:09:04,246 DON'T MIND ME, HONEY. 206 00:09:04,349 --> 00:09:07,217 JUST ACT LIKE I'M NOT EVEN HERE. 207 00:09:07,319 --> 00:09:09,655 MOM, MOM ! 208 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,024 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 209 00:09:11,126 --> 00:09:14,128 VACUUMING, THIS PLACE IS FILTHY ! 210 00:09:14,230 --> 00:09:15,598 FORGET THE CLEANING. 211 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,334 COME DOWN FROM THERE, RIGHT NOW ! 212 00:09:17,436 --> 00:09:19,370 I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOU AND DAD ! 213 00:09:19,472 --> 00:09:22,877 DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER IN THAT TONE OF VOICE ! 214 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:25,814 IT LOOKS LIKE MR. CRANKY NEEDS A TIME-OUT ! 215 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:27,483 GO STAND IN THE CORNER. 216 00:09:27,586 --> 00:09:28,752 I'M AN ADULT, NOW, 217 00:09:28,854 --> 00:09:31,289 AND I WILL NOT STAND IN THE CORNER ! 218 00:09:32,326 --> 00:09:33,459 ( cheering ) 219 00:09:33,562 --> 00:09:37,500 THIS IS WRONG ! I GOTTA CALL DAD. 220 00:09:37,602 --> 00:09:39,969 AS SOON AS I'M DONE STANDING IN THE CORNER. 221 00:09:54,729 --> 00:09:56,397 LOOKING GOOD ! 222 00:09:56,499 --> 00:09:57,432 ( growling ) 223 00:09:57,534 --> 00:09:59,802 ( giggling ) 224 00:10:01,774 --> 00:10:03,441 This is Principal Guilty. 225 00:10:03,543 --> 00:10:05,778 Cliff Rhombus is now missing. 226 00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:10,218 AND THAT BRINGS THE TOTAL OF MISSING SMART KIDS UP TO 12. 227 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:13,590 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT ! 228 00:10:13,692 --> 00:10:14,659 HA ! 229 00:10:14,761 --> 00:10:16,395 NOW, I'M THE SMARTEST KID IN THE SCHOOL ! 230 00:10:16,497 --> 00:10:19,233 WAIT, I GOT YOU SOMETHING, IT'S A HAIR SCRUNCHIE. 231 00:10:19,335 --> 00:10:21,970 A REGULAR, NON-TRACKING HAIR SCRUNCHIE. 232 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:23,306 THANKS ! 233 00:10:23,408 --> 00:10:24,674 NOW, I'M THE SMARTEST KID IN THE SCHOOL 234 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:26,411 AND I HAVE A HAIR SCRUNCHIE. 235 00:10:26,514 --> 00:10:29,817 ( phone ringing ) 236 00:10:31,321 --> 00:10:33,422 CHIEF STROGANOFF ? AGENT 69 HERE. 237 00:10:33,525 --> 00:10:36,026 STRIPPERELLA, I JUST HEARD ABOUT CLIFF RHOMBUS. 238 00:10:36,129 --> 00:10:37,363 DO YOU HAVE ANY LEADS ? 239 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:39,266 SO FAR, I HAVE FIVE STRONG SUSPECTS. 240 00:10:39,368 --> 00:10:41,735 WOODY BOOM, JOSH JUSTIN JASON, VICKY BUMP, 241 00:10:41,837 --> 00:10:44,173 A CRAZY CUSTODIAN AND THE PRINCIPAL. 242 00:10:44,275 --> 00:10:45,976 KEEP YOUR EYE ON THEM, AND, REMEMBER... 243 00:10:46,078 --> 00:10:47,478 it's crucial that you blend in 244 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:51,484 and in no way attract undue attention to yourself. 245 00:11:02,371 --> 00:11:03,671 ( girl screaming ) 246 00:11:04,841 --> 00:11:06,041 AH-HA ! 247 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,543 UH, DO YOU MIND ? 248 00:11:07,645 --> 00:11:09,813 WE'RE TRYING TO CELEBRATE OUR ANNIVERSARY, HERE ! 249 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:14,021 WE'VE BEEN DATING TWO WHOLE WEEKS ! 250 00:11:17,962 --> 00:11:20,298 HEY, THERE'S ROOM FOR ONE MORE ! 251 00:11:24,005 --> 00:11:26,875 ( screeching ) 252 00:11:29,948 --> 00:11:31,449 ( screeching ) 253 00:11:34,555 --> 00:11:36,825 ( screeching ) 254 00:11:38,094 --> 00:11:39,394 ( screeching ) 255 00:11:41,166 --> 00:11:42,933 ( digging ) 256 00:11:45,406 --> 00:11:46,739 STOP-- HOLD IT RIGHT THERE ! 257 00:11:46,842 --> 00:11:48,275 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING ? 258 00:11:48,377 --> 00:11:50,212 BURYING MY OLD MANNEQUIN. 259 00:11:50,314 --> 00:11:53,851 THIS IS WHERE I BURY ALL MY OLD MANNEQUINS. 260 00:11:53,953 --> 00:11:58,024 IT'S A CUSTODIAN THING, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. 261 00:12:00,998 --> 00:12:02,331 THAT'S A GOOD ONE ! 262 00:12:02,434 --> 00:12:03,767 HEY, GUYS. 263 00:12:03,869 --> 00:12:06,071 OKAY, SO YOU CAUGHT US. 264 00:12:06,173 --> 00:12:08,007 WE CHEATED ON OUR HISTORY TESTS, 265 00:12:08,109 --> 00:12:10,679 BEAT UP THE HALL MONITOR, LAUNDERED SOME MONEY 266 00:12:10,780 --> 00:12:12,948 AND FIXED SEVERAL GUBERNATORIAL ELECTIONS. 267 00:12:13,050 --> 00:12:14,651 DOES THAT MAKE US CRIMINALS ? 268 00:12:14,753 --> 00:12:17,189 WELL, YEAH, ACTUALLY THAT DOES. 269 00:12:17,291 --> 00:12:19,559 NOW, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURT YOU, 270 00:12:19,661 --> 00:12:21,228 'CAUSE YOU KNOW TOO MUCH ! 271 00:12:21,330 --> 00:12:26,036 ♪ WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO HURT HER 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪ 272 00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:27,638 ♪ YEAH GONNA HAVE TO HURT HER ♪ 273 00:12:27,740 --> 00:12:29,140 ♪ 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪ 274 00:12:29,242 --> 00:12:31,177 ♪ NOW WE'VE GOTTA CHASE HER ♪ 275 00:12:31,279 --> 00:12:32,880 ♪ THEN WE GOTTA CATCH HER ♪ 276 00:12:32,982 --> 00:12:36,252 ♪ THEN WE'RE GONNA HURT HER 'CAUSE SHE KNOWS TOO MUCH ♪ 277 00:12:36,355 --> 00:12:37,688 ♪ WE'RE WAITING WE'RE WAITING ♪ 278 00:12:37,790 --> 00:12:39,424 ♪ AND SPINNING AND SNAPPING ♪ 279 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,227 ♪ WE'RE WAITING WE'RE WAITING ♪ 280 00:12:41,329 --> 00:12:42,863 ♪ AND SPINNING AND SNAPPING ♪ 281 00:12:42,965 --> 00:12:45,835 ♪ HUH, STRIPPERELLA, WHERE DID SHE COME FROM ? ♪ 282 00:12:45,936 --> 00:12:49,540 ♪ I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WEST SIDE SORRY ♪ 283 00:12:49,642 --> 00:12:51,276 ♪ TAKE THIS AND THAT ♪ 284 00:12:51,378 --> 00:12:52,278 ♪ BAM ♪ 285 00:12:52,380 --> 00:12:53,280 ♪ POW ♪ 286 00:12:53,382 --> 00:12:54,849 ( boys ) ♪ OW, YOU'RE HURTING US ♪ 287 00:12:54,952 --> 00:12:55,884 ♪ OW ♪ 288 00:12:55,986 --> 00:12:57,053 ♪ NOT THE GROIN ♪ 289 00:12:57,155 --> 00:12:58,155 ♪ OW ♪ ♪ MY SPLEEN ♪ 290 00:12:58,257 --> 00:12:59,622 ♪ OW, YOU'RE HURTING US ♪ 291 00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:02,861 FOR THE RECORD, YOU GUYS ARE THE LEAST THREATENING GANG 292 00:13:02,963 --> 00:13:04,597 I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED. 293 00:13:18,355 --> 00:13:20,255 OH, PROFESSOR CRANIUM, THANK GOODNESS I FOUND YOU ! 294 00:13:20,357 --> 00:13:24,295 I RECALCULATED YOUR FIGURES ON THE GEOMETRIC DIMENSIONS 295 00:13:24,397 --> 00:13:26,064 OF THE PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO. 296 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:28,102 GIVEN THE SIZE OF THE VOLCANO, 297 00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:30,606 AND THE FACT THAT YOU'RE USING REAL LAVA, 298 00:13:30,708 --> 00:13:33,577 AN ERUPTION COULD DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY ! 299 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:35,680 IT'S JUST TOO BIG ! 300 00:13:35,782 --> 00:13:38,051 REALLY ? ARE YOU SURE ? 301 00:13:38,153 --> 00:13:40,354 YES, IN FACT, I BUILT THIS SCALE MODEL 302 00:13:40,456 --> 00:13:42,825 TO ILLUSTRATE MY POINT. 303 00:13:45,265 --> 00:13:46,331 SEE ? 304 00:13:46,433 --> 00:13:49,869 THANKS, VICKY, THAT'S VERY SMART OF YOU. 305 00:13:49,972 --> 00:13:51,739 SIR, ISN'T THAT CHLOROFORM, 306 00:13:51,841 --> 00:13:53,042 THE CHEMICAL AGENT THAT WHEN INHALED, 307 00:13:53,143 --> 00:13:54,945 RENDERS YOU TEMPORARILY UNCONSCIOUS ? 308 00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:58,584 THAT'S ALSO VERY SMART OF YOU ! 309 00:13:58,686 --> 00:14:00,286 ( laughing ) 310 00:14:01,724 --> 00:14:04,794 ( beeping ) 311 00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,930 DAD, YOU HAVE TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH MOM ! 312 00:14:07,032 --> 00:14:09,301 YOU'VE BEEN MARRIED ALMOST 40 YEARS ! 313 00:14:09,403 --> 00:14:11,605 WHATEVER'S WRONG, I'M SURE YOU CAN WORK IT OUT. 314 00:14:11,707 --> 00:14:13,041 I DON'T KNOW. 315 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:14,710 YOUR MOM'S JUST NOT THE SAME PERSON 316 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:16,079 SHE USED TO BE. 317 00:14:16,181 --> 00:14:18,282 YOU KNOW, IN THE BEDROOM DEPARTMENT. 318 00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:20,285 I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA HEAR THIS. 319 00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:22,522 YOUR MOTHER USED TO BE WILD. 320 00:14:22,625 --> 00:14:25,827 THREESOMES, BONDAGE, SILVER STRAINERS. 321 00:14:25,930 --> 00:14:27,664 SILVER STRAINERS ? 322 00:14:27,766 --> 00:14:29,233 YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW. 323 00:14:29,335 --> 00:14:30,634 ( giggling ) 324 00:14:30,736 --> 00:14:32,237 I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK. 325 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,374 THIS IS MOM YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ! 326 00:14:34,476 --> 00:14:36,110 THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS, 327 00:14:36,212 --> 00:14:38,614 YOUR MOM HAS TURNED INTO SUCH A PRUDE ! 328 00:14:38,716 --> 00:14:41,152 SOMETIMES, I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED 329 00:14:41,255 --> 00:14:45,391 TO THE SEX-STARVED NYMPHOMANIAC I FELL IN LOVE WITH. 330 00:14:46,863 --> 00:14:50,066 Students, this is Principal Guilty. 331 00:14:50,168 --> 00:14:52,538 Vicky Bump is missing. 332 00:14:52,640 --> 00:14:53,805 ARE YOU SURE ? 333 00:14:53,907 --> 00:14:55,241 YES... 334 00:14:55,343 --> 00:14:56,943 HAVE ANY OF YOU GRATUITOUSLY SCANTILY CLAD 335 00:14:57,045 --> 00:14:58,646 HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS SEEN HER ? 336 00:14:58,748 --> 00:15:00,149 GIVE ME AN "N" ! GIVE ME AN "O" ! 337 00:15:00,251 --> 00:15:02,151 THAT'S A NO, NO, NO ! 338 00:15:02,253 --> 00:15:03,688 YAY ! 339 00:15:03,790 --> 00:15:05,224 ( giggling ) 340 00:15:05,326 --> 00:15:07,695 ACCORDING TO THE SCRUNCHIE TRACKER, 341 00:15:07,796 --> 00:15:10,666 VICKY SHOULD BE RIGHT AROUND... 342 00:15:10,769 --> 00:15:11,634 HERE ! 343 00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,237 ( beeping ) 344 00:15:13,339 --> 00:15:15,139 DARN. 345 00:15:16,310 --> 00:15:18,278 VICKY'S GLASSES. 346 00:15:19,015 --> 00:15:20,348 VICKY'S SHOE... 347 00:15:20,450 --> 00:15:22,685 AND HER WOODEN LEG. 348 00:15:22,787 --> 00:15:24,454 TIME CAPSULE ? 349 00:15:24,556 --> 00:15:27,460 THE SMART KIDS MUST BE IN THERE ! 350 00:15:30,700 --> 00:15:34,738 CATHY TERIA, I KNEW YOU WERE TOO SMART FOR YOUR OWN GOOD ! 351 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,842 BUT, NOW, YOU'RE TOO SMART FOR MY OWN GOOD ! 352 00:15:37,944 --> 00:15:39,512 PROFESSOR CRANIUM ? 353 00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,015 ( gasping ) YOU'RE THE-- 354 00:15:41,117 --> 00:15:44,053 THAT'S RIGHT, SEE YOU IN 50 YEARS ! 355 00:15:44,155 --> 00:15:46,223 ( laughing ) 356 00:15:48,996 --> 00:15:51,030 I FIGURED OUT WHO'S BEEN GETTING RID OF THE SMART KIDS ! 357 00:15:51,133 --> 00:15:52,400 IT'S CRANIUM ! 358 00:15:52,501 --> 00:15:55,070 HE'S BEEN PUTTING THEM INTO THE SCHOOL TIME CAPSULE ! 359 00:15:55,172 --> 00:15:56,605 YOU THINK ? 360 00:15:56,708 --> 00:16:00,546 I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE GONNA BE STUCK DOWN HERE FOR 50 YEARS ! 361 00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,315 I'M GONNA MISS THE HOMUNCULUS METEOR SHOWER 362 00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:04,719 IN JULY OF 2034 ! 363 00:16:04,821 --> 00:16:06,088 WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT 50 YEARS. 364 00:16:06,190 --> 00:16:07,690 CRANIUM'S GIANT PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO 365 00:16:07,792 --> 00:16:09,727 IS GOING TO ERUPT IN 15 MINUTES 366 00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:11,362 AND DESTROY THE ENTIRE CITY ! 367 00:16:11,465 --> 00:16:12,898 INCLUDING US ! 368 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,871 "A GIANT VOLCANO" ? "15 MINUTES" ? 369 00:16:15,973 --> 00:16:17,974 "ERUPT" ? "ENTIRE CITY" ?! 370 00:16:18,076 --> 00:16:19,109 "THE" ? 371 00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:21,145 WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING ! 372 00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:23,717 ( Cranium ) IT HAS LONG BEEN MY DREAM TO CREATE 373 00:16:23,819 --> 00:16:27,755 THE WORLD'S FIRST LIFE SIZE WORKING PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO. 374 00:16:27,857 --> 00:16:30,594 NOW, THAT DREAM IS ABOUT TO BECOME A REALITY, 375 00:16:30,696 --> 00:16:32,597 BUT BEFORE I PUSH THE BUTTON, 376 00:16:32,699 --> 00:16:35,802 ACTIVATING THE HARMLESS, SIMULATED ERUPTION, 377 00:16:35,904 --> 00:16:38,106 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY FINAL WORDS ? 378 00:16:38,208 --> 00:16:39,942 I MEAN, QUESTIONS. 379 00:16:40,044 --> 00:16:42,213 YEAH. 380 00:16:42,315 --> 00:16:44,916 PROFESSOR, WHAT'S THE HELICOPTER WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING 381 00:16:45,018 --> 00:16:46,719 DOING OVER THERE ? 382 00:16:46,822 --> 00:16:48,890 IT'S JUST SITTING THERE, RUNNING. 383 00:16:48,992 --> 00:16:50,192 I'M JUST ASKING. 384 00:16:50,294 --> 00:16:52,863 UM, NO MORE QUESTIONS ! 385 00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,403 WE'VE GOT NO TIME TO LOSE ! 386 00:16:56,504 --> 00:16:58,606 EVERYONE TURN AROUND. 387 00:17:02,481 --> 00:17:04,949 OKAY, YOU CAN TURN BACK AROUND. 388 00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:06,953 STRIPPERELLA ! 389 00:17:07,055 --> 00:17:08,956 HOW DID SHE GET IN HERE ? 390 00:17:09,059 --> 00:17:10,492 STAND BACK ! 391 00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:12,295 IT'S NO USE, STRIPPERELLA. 392 00:17:12,397 --> 00:17:16,468 THAT COVER IS EIGHT INCHES OF SOLID STEEL. 393 00:17:20,277 --> 00:17:22,378 OKAY, EVERYONE, STAND BACK. 394 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:26,116 SUPERCHARGED BLASTING THERMOS, DON'T FAIL ME NOW ! 395 00:17:27,822 --> 00:17:29,255 STRIPPERELLA DID IT ! 396 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:30,590 WE'RE SAVED ! 397 00:17:30,693 --> 00:17:33,429 HERE, YOU CAN USE THIS FRUIT ROLLUP LADDER TO CLIMB OUT. 398 00:17:33,531 --> 00:17:36,266 IT'S APRICOT ! 399 00:17:38,539 --> 00:17:40,774 HEY, WHERE'S CATHY TERIA ? 400 00:17:40,876 --> 00:17:44,446 OKAY, HERE COMES THE HARMLESS ERUPTION. 401 00:17:44,548 --> 00:17:46,149 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING ? 402 00:17:46,251 --> 00:17:47,718 THIS IS GOING TO KILL YOU ALL ! 403 00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,421 SUCKERS ! 404 00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:50,889 ( Stripperella ) NOT SO FAST ! 405 00:17:50,991 --> 00:17:55,164 STRIPPERELLA ? 406 00:17:58,504 --> 00:18:00,538 SO LONG, STRIPPERELLA ! 407 00:18:00,641 --> 00:18:03,376 I'M GOING TO TRANSFER TO ANOTHER HIGH SCHOOL, 408 00:18:03,478 --> 00:18:05,346 AND BUILD AN EVEN BIGGER LIFE-SIZE 409 00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:10,988 WORKING PAPIER-MACHE VOLCANO, AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME ! 410 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,992 ( laughing ) 411 00:18:14,930 --> 00:18:16,965 LOOK OUT ! SHE'S GOT A SANDWICH ! 412 00:18:17,067 --> 00:18:18,834 SAY CHEESE ! 413 00:18:22,175 --> 00:18:24,611 ( crowd gasping ) 414 00:18:27,884 --> 00:18:31,153 WELL, PROFESSOR, THIS IS USUALLY WHEN MY FOES 415 00:18:31,256 --> 00:18:32,390 REVEAL THE BACKSTORY 416 00:18:32,492 --> 00:18:34,627 TO THEIR FIENDISHLY-EVIL PLOTS. 417 00:18:34,729 --> 00:18:37,063 SO, GO AHEAD, WHY DID YOU DO THIS ? 418 00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,266 IT'S JUST SOMETHING 419 00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,836 I'VE ALWAYS REALLY WANTED TO DO. 420 00:18:40,938 --> 00:18:43,675 OH, PLEASE ! IT CAN'T BE THAT SIMPLE. 421 00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:45,544 YOU WEREN'T PICKED ON BY OTHER KIDS ? 422 00:18:45,646 --> 00:18:48,449 YOU DIDN'T LOSE YOUR PARENTS IN A FREAK VOLCANO ACCIDENT ? 423 00:18:48,551 --> 00:18:50,552 MAKING A VOLCANO TO DESTROY THE CITY 424 00:18:50,654 --> 00:18:53,857 IS JUST SOMETHING I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO ! 425 00:18:53,959 --> 00:18:56,094 HEY, LOOK, A BUTTON ! 426 00:18:56,197 --> 00:18:59,633 I LOVE BUTTONS ! 427 00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:04,742 ( explosion ) 428 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,944 ( screaming ) 429 00:19:07,047 --> 00:19:11,853 I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS ! 430 00:19:11,955 --> 00:19:13,789 LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE ALL DOOMED ! 431 00:19:13,891 --> 00:19:15,892 ( maniacal laughter ) 432 00:19:15,995 --> 00:19:17,529 WELL, NOW, THAT YOU CAN'T ESCAPE, 433 00:19:17,632 --> 00:19:19,031 YOU'RE DOOMED, TOO. 434 00:19:19,133 --> 00:19:20,166 OH, NO ! 435 00:19:20,268 --> 00:19:22,202 I TAKE BACK THE MANIACAL LAUGHTER. 436 00:19:22,305 --> 00:19:24,105 I DON'T WANT TO DIE ! 437 00:19:24,207 --> 00:19:25,507 HOW DO WE STOP THE VOLCANO ? 438 00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:26,710 IT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 439 00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:28,346 YOU HAVE TO GET TO THE DETONATOR THINGY, 440 00:19:28,448 --> 00:19:30,015 AND REMOVE THE TWISTY WHATCHAMACALLIT 441 00:19:30,118 --> 00:19:31,250 FROM THE DOO-HICKEY ! 442 00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:32,654 THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO HARD. 443 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,189 WHERE'S THE DETONATOR THINGY ? 444 00:19:34,291 --> 00:19:36,492 INSIDE THE VOLCANO ! 445 00:19:36,594 --> 00:19:39,698 OH, AND YOU ONLY HAVE 15 SECONDS. 446 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,534 I'M GOING IN. 447 00:19:42,971 --> 00:19:44,205 STRIPPERELLA, DON'T GO IN THERE ! 448 00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:45,440 YOU'LL BE KILLED ! 449 00:19:45,542 --> 00:19:46,609 DON'T WORRY, VICKY. 450 00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:47,810 I'M IMPERVIOUS TO ALL TEMPERATURES 451 00:19:47,913 --> 00:19:49,947 AND WEATHER CONDITIONS. 452 00:19:50,049 --> 00:19:52,117 HEY, HOW DID SHE KNOW MY NAME ? 453 00:19:57,728 --> 00:19:59,630 OKAY, WHERE'S THE TWISTY WHATCHAMACALLIT ? 454 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,801 NO, THAT'S THE TWISTY DOO-DAD. 455 00:20:02,903 --> 00:20:05,372 AH ! THERE IT IS. 456 00:20:12,017 --> 00:20:13,851 GOT IT ! 457 00:20:20,197 --> 00:20:22,098 ( crowd cheering ) 458 00:20:24,838 --> 00:20:25,672 GIMME AN "S" ! 459 00:20:25,774 --> 00:20:26,372 GIMME A "T" ! 460 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:27,808 GIMME AN R-I-P ! 461 00:20:27,910 --> 00:20:30,913 STRIPPERELLA ! 462 00:20:31,015 --> 00:20:33,016 YAY ! 463 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,855 PROFESSOR CRANIUM, DOES THIS MEAN 464 00:20:35,957 --> 00:20:38,057 OUR TEST TOMORROW IS CANCELLED ? 465 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:44,435 AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT A "SILVER STRAINER" ! 466 00:20:44,537 --> 00:20:45,570 WHAT KIND OF SICK PERVERT 467 00:20:45,672 --> 00:20:47,239 WOULD LET SOMEONE DO THAT TO THEM ? 468 00:20:47,341 --> 00:20:49,409 DON'T KNOCK IT 'TIL YOU TRY IT, TOOTS. 469 00:20:49,511 --> 00:20:51,245 DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? 470 00:20:51,347 --> 00:20:54,017 YOUR MOTHER SAID SHE NEEDED TO TALK TO ME. 471 00:20:54,119 --> 00:20:57,422 GENTLEMEN, WE HAVE A SPECIAL TREAT FOR YOU TONIGHT. 472 00:20:57,524 --> 00:21:01,562 MAKING HER TENDER LOINS DEBUT, ETHEL ! 473 00:21:02,398 --> 00:21:05,335 ( hooting and hollering ) 474 00:21:07,506 --> 00:21:10,142 LEONARD, HAND ME A FORK FROM BEHIND THE BAR. 475 00:21:10,244 --> 00:21:11,711 I WANNA GOUGE MY EYES OUT. 476 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,146 THIS IS DEDICATED TO YOU, NATHAN. 477 00:21:13,248 --> 00:21:14,983 GOING OUT TO YOU. 478 00:21:15,086 --> 00:21:16,653 YES, ETHEL, YES ! 479 00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:18,556 I TAUGHT HER THAT MOVE. 480 00:21:18,658 --> 00:21:20,993 ISN'T LOVE BEAUTIFUL ? 481 00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:23,664 KEVIN ? KEVIN ? 482 00:21:44,466 --> 00:21:47,168 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 483 00:21:48,806 --> 00:21:51,709 ♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪ 33854

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