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OH, IT'S SO NICE TO SPEND
A RELAXING AFTERNOON
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AWAY FROM THE CLUB.
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CRIKEY, MATE !
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IT'S JOLLY NICE
TO BE SOMEWHERE
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WHERE BLOKES AIN'T ALWAYS
STARING AND DROOLING
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AT YOUR KACHOINKERS.
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( man )
OH, NICE KACHOINKERS !
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( men grunting )
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CRIMINY, AREN'T YOU COLD
IN THAT SKIMPY, LITTLE BIKINI ?
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NO.
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ACTUALLY, I'M IMPERVIOUS
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TO ALL TEMPERATURES
AND WEATHER CONDITIONS.
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CRIKINY,
JUST LIKE STRIPPERELLA !
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OH, DID I SAY "IMPERVIOUS" ?
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I MEANT, BRR !
I'M FREEZING !
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( man )
HEY, NICE--
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PURSE SNATCHERS !
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I'M GONNA GO FIND
A CARROT FOR THE NOSE.
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YEE-HA !
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OH, YOU CREEPS !
THAT PURSE IS A GUCCI !
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AND THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE MY DAY OFF.
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UGH, NO, STRIPPERELLA !
SHOOT HER !
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HUH, HA !
MISSED ME !
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USE THE ROCKET LAUNCHER !
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DARN !
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UGH !
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ARRRRRRRHHH ! ARGGGGGGHHH !
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ONE PURSE, UNSNATCHED.
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OH, THANK YOU !
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HOW CAN I EVER
REPAY YOU ?
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MMM, DO YOU HAVE
A CARROT ?
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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( game chatter )
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( buzzer ringing )
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( cheering )
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( man )
HEY, A MIDGET !
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SO I'M TOO SHORT TO PLAY
YOUR LITTLE GAME, AM I ?
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WELL, NOW, IT'S YOUR TURN
TO BE TOO SMALL !
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AAAAAHHHHH !
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( crowd screaming )
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I'M GONNA SHRINK
THE WHOLE WORLD !
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THEN, I, SMALL FRY,
WILL BE THE TALLEST MAN ALIVE !
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( excited chatter )
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HEY, STUD,
THAT COMB-OVER IS SOOO SEXY.
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HOW ABOUT A PRIVATE DANCE ?
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ALL I HAVE IS THIS 10 BUCKS,
IS THAT ENOUGH ?
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GIVE ME THAT !
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I'M GONNA TAKE THAT
JUST FOR WASTING MY TIME.
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NOW, BEAT IT,
YOU REPULSIVE FREAK OF NATURE !
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( man )
HANDS OFF YOUR PECKERS,
GUYS.
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CLAP IT UP FOR GISELLE !
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I HATE WHEN THE
COIN CONVENTION'S IN TOWN !
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HEY, AN 1858
FLYING EAGLE CENT.
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( beeping )
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OH, MY BELLY RING'S
VIBRATING.
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I MEAN, UH,
MY NELLY THING'S MIGRATING.
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WHICH IS SWEDISH FOR,
I GOTTA PEE.
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CHIEF STROGANOFF,
AGENT 69 REPORTING FOR DUTY.
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Stripperella,
where are you ?
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I'M AT THE TENDER LOINS.
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AS YOU KNOW,
WHEN I'M NOT STRIPPERELLA,
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I LEAD A NORMAL LIFE
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AS MILD-MANNERED EXOTIC DANCER,
EROTICA JONES.
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Yes, well,
as the head of F.U.G.G.,
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the secret organization
you work for,
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I certainly hope
that no one finds out
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that you are Erotica
and Stripperella.
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YEAH, IF ANYONE FOUND OUT
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THAT EROTICA JONES
AND STRIPPERELLA
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WERE THE SAME PERSON,
IT COULD BE CATASTROPHIC.
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SO WHAT'S UP, CHIEF ?
SOMETHING BIG ?
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Worse, something small.
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Get in here,
immediately.
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA ?
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OH, I'M GONNA TELL EVERYONE,
IT'LL RUIN HER.
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EXCUSE ME, I'D LIKE TO
RETURN THIS CAN OF MOTOR OIL.
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IT'S LEAKING, SEE ?
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OH, YOU MUST WANT TENDER LOINS,
THE AUTO SHOP.
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THIS IS TENDER LOINS,
THE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB.
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OH, NO, I THINK I JUST GOT
A LAP DANCE FROM A MECHANIC
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AT THE AUTO SHOP !
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EVERYONE, LISTEN TO ME !
EROTICA IS--
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WOO-- !
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( gasping )
CAT, ARE YOU OKAY ?
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YOU'RE NOT GONNA SUE,
ARE YA ?
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I CAME OUT HERE
TO SAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT,
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BUT I HIT MY HEAD,
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AND NOW I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT IT WAS.
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YEAH, YEAH, BRAIN INJURY,
MEMORY LOSS, WHATEVER.
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JUST SIGN THIS WAIVER
SAYING YOU WON'T SUE.
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AGENT 69,
THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.
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ANOTHER COMICALLY-BROAD,
EVIL VILLAIN IS AT LARGE.
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HERE, WATCH THIS.
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Can't you hear
my rump talking ?
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Hear my rump talking ?
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Ah, it's saying,
"Shake it, chief, shake it.
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Shake it, chief,
shake it !"
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UH, CHIEF ?
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WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO
WITH AN EVIL VILLAIN ?
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NOTHING.
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I JUST NEEDED
AN OUTSIDE OPINION.
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DO YOU THINK I'VE GOT WHAT IT
TAKES TO BE AN AMERICAN IDOL ?
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WELL, YOUR SINGING
COULD USE SOME WORK,
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AND, FRANKLY, THE OUTFIT
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MAKES ME
A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE.
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THANK GOD THE AUDITIONS
ARE STILL TWO WEEKS AWAY.
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NOW, LET'S WATCH THIS TAPE,
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THIS IS THE ONE
WITH THE EVIL VILLAIN.
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I am Small Fry !
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Don't be fooled
by my small size,
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for the size of my evil
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is directly
inversely proportional
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to my diminutive stature !
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No, that's confusing,
okay--
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Can someone get me a step stool
or lower the camera ?!
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No, forget it !
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The point is,
I'm very, very evil !
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I've created a shrink ray,
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and I'm going to shrink
the entire world !
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( evil little laughter )
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A phone book to stand on ?!
Anything ?!
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SMALL FRY MUST BE STOPPED.
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DO YOU REALIZE WHAT HE CAN DO
WITH THAT SHRINK RAY ?
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HE CAN SHRINK PEOPLE,
BUILDINGS, BRIDGES,
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LAMPS, SHRUNKEN HEADS--
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CHIEF, I GOT IT,
IT SHRINKS THINGS.
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EXACTLY, THINGS LIKE,
CABBAGE, SQUIRRELS,
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AND YOU KNOW THOSE LITTLE--
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THOSE LITTLE CLIPPY THINGS THAT
THE GIRLS PUT IN THEIR HAIR ?
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WHY, HE COULD
SHRINK THOSE THINGS...
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AND, ALSO, SHRINK WRAP.
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I GET TO TAKE IT
HOME, FIRST.
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I GET TO
TAKE IT HOME, FIRST !
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DON'T CALL HER "IT",
IT'S "HER".
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IT'S MINE !
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GIVE HER TO ME !
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NO !
SHE WANTS ME !
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SHE DOES NOT !
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HEY, HAL, BERNARD.
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HEY, STRIPPERELLA !
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WOW, YOU'VE BUILT
AN EXACT DUPLICATE OF ME !
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NOW, THAT IF I'M INVOLVED
IN A DANGEROUS MISSION,
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WE COULD USE THIS
AS A DECOY.
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BRILLIANT !
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UH, YEAH,
THAT'S WHAT IT'S FOR.
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YEAH, IT'S FOR MISSIONS
AND STUFF.
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SO WHAT ELSE
DO YOU HAVE FOR ME ?
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THE BOTTOMLESS PURSE.
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IT CAN HOLD
AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF OBJECTS.
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AND IT'S PRADA !
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WE ALSO HAVE
SUPER MAGNETIC EARRINGS.
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ORIGINALLY FROM TIFFANY'S,
YOUR FAVORITE.
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OH, LET ME SEE !
LET ME SEE !
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I THINK THEY'RE
IN THE BOTTOMLESS PURSE.
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( tossing around objects )
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( dog barking )
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( cat meowing )
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( but bugle sounds )
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( Small Fry )
MIDGETS, DWARVES, ELVES
AND OTHER ASSORTED TINY PEOPLE !
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FOR YEARS, WE'VE BEEN LAUGHED AT
FOR OUR SMALL STATURE...
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( struggling )
AND OUR FUNNY WALK.
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DON'T FORGET YOUR VOICE.
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OH, YES, AND MY--
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WAIT A MINUTE,
WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY VOICE ?
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IT'S A LITTLE HIGH-PITCHED,
IS ALL.
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A LITTLE HIGH-PITCHED ?
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IS THAT SOME KIND
OF SHORT JOKE ?
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"OH, I'M SO LITTLE
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THAT MY VOICE MUST BE
A LITTLE HIGH-PITCHED ?!"
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NO, YOU MISUNDERSTAND.
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MISUNDERSTAND ?!
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OH, BECAUSE I'M SO SHORT
THAT I HAVE TO UNDERSTAND ?!
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IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ?!
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NO, THAT'S--
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WAHHH !
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HELP !
HELP !
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NOW, ARE THERE
ANY OTHER SHORT CRACKS ?
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UH-UH. NOTHING.
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NO, SIR.
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GOOD !
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THEN, LET'S GO SHRINK
THE WORLD !
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( cheering )
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( rock music playing )
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I CAN'T FIND
MY CROTCHLESS G-STRING.
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HMM, MAYBE I'LL BORROW ONE
FROM EROTICA.
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OOOH,
"SECRET STRIPPERELLA STUFF" ?
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( gasping )
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA ?
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OH, I'M GONNA TELL
EVERYONE !
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IF THOSE BOWLING BALLS
HAD HIT ME ON THE HEAD,
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THEY PROBABLY WOULD'VE
CAUSED ME TO FORGET
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THAT EROTICA
IS STRIPPERELLA.
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OH, NO,
I'VE LOST MY MEMORY !
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA !
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OH, I CAN'T REMEMBER
A THING !
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EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA !
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OH, I FORGOT,
AGAIN !
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EROTICA IS--
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DAMN !
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( cheering )
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This is Skip Withers
with breaking news.
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An evil villain,
going by the name of "Small Fry"
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is downtown
at this very moment
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SHRINKING EVERYTHING
IN SIGHT.
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UNFORTUNATELY,
THAT INCLUDES ME.
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00:11:28,839 --> 00:11:30,205
( baby crying )
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OH, NO, TODDLER !
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( screaming )
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NORMALLY, I'D BE EXCITED
BY A MAN WHO'S 12 INCHES,
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BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS.
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HMM...
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WHERE DID EROTICA GO ?
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HELP, HELP !
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I AM TRAPPED UNDERNEATH
EXTREMELY HEAVY BEAMS !
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I'LL HELP YOU...
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BE SMALL !
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( laughing )
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YAY !
I AM SAVED !
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THINK AGAIN !
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HELP !
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I AM TRAPPED UNDERNEATH
EXTREMELY HEAVY BEAMS !
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I'LL SAVE YOU.
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OOH, NICE KACHOINKERS !
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IT'S STRIPPERELLA !
GET HER !
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( Small Fry )
AFTER HER !
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( Small Fry )
GET HER !
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( grunting and groaning )
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HOLD IT RIGHT THERE,
STRIPPERELLA !
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LOOKS LIKE
IT'S A SMALL WORLD AFTER ALL.
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INSTEAD OF SHRINKING
EVERYTHING,
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WOULDN'T IT HAVE JUST BEEN
EASIER TO ENLARGE YOURSELF ?
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YOU KNOW,
CREATE AN ENLARGER RAY ?
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YES, BUT--
YOU DON'T-- !
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SHUT UP !
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( Small Fry )
NOW, ONE MORE BLAST
OF THIS RAY,
237
00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:21,479
AND YOU WILL SHRINK
RIGHT OUT OF EXISTENCE !
238
00:13:21,581 --> 00:13:23,448
BUT BEFORE I KILL YOU,
239
00:13:23,550 --> 00:13:25,483
I WANT TO GIVE YOU
NEEDLESSLY-DETAILED INFORMATION
240
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,885
ABOUT MY LIFE AND PLANS.
241
00:13:27,987 --> 00:13:30,321
REALLY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO,
IT'S OKAY.
242
00:13:30,423 --> 00:13:32,156
I WAS ONCE AN ORDINARY,
243
00:13:32,258 --> 00:13:34,758
CAREFREE,
HEIGHT-CHALLENGED PERSON.
244
00:13:34,860 --> 00:13:37,862
I SOLD DOORS,
DOOR TO DOOR.
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00:13:37,964 --> 00:13:43,935
WOULD IT HAVE BEEN SO HARD
TO LOOK DOWN ?
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00:13:44,037 --> 00:13:47,004
NO, BUT IT DIDN'T END THERE.
247
00:13:47,106 --> 00:13:51,342
EVERY DAY BROUGHT
A NEW SET OF HUMILIATIONS.
248
00:13:51,444 --> 00:13:55,845
MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN
ONE BIG STRING OF EMBARRASSMENT,
249
00:13:55,947 --> 00:14:00,250
FRUSTRATION, DISAPPOINTMENT
AND PREMATURE EJACULATION.
250
00:14:00,352 --> 00:14:02,885
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED
ON THE SHORT JOKES.
251
00:14:02,987 --> 00:14:04,287
( baby crying )
252
00:14:04,389 --> 00:14:07,423
SURE, IT WASN'T ALL BAD.
253
00:14:07,526 --> 00:14:11,661
ONE DAY, I DECIDED
THAT I WOULD NO LONGER BE SMALL.
254
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:14,263
I WOULD MAKE OTHERS SMALL
255
00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:17,300
AND THEN I COULD
HUMILIATE THEM !
256
00:14:17,402 --> 00:14:18,835
( laughing )
257
00:14:18,937 --> 00:14:21,571
SO, YOU SEE, STRIPPERELLA,
I--
258
00:14:21,673 --> 00:14:23,406
HEY, WHERE'D SHE GO ?
259
00:14:23,508 --> 00:14:24,708
I DON'T KNOW.
260
00:14:24,810 --> 00:14:26,876
SHE MUST HAVE ESCAPED
DURING THE FLASHBACK.
261
00:14:26,978 --> 00:14:28,577
DAMN !
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00:14:28,679 --> 00:14:30,946
( man on television )
Tonight's presentation
of "Little Women",
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starring Martin Short
and Minnie Driver,
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00:14:33,317 --> 00:14:35,017
is brought to you
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00:14:35,119 --> 00:14:38,186
by "Teeny Tiny Timmy's
Itsy-bitsy Mini Muffins."
266
00:14:38,288 --> 00:14:40,856
( groaning )
267
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( knocking )
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JUST A SEC.
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OH, CHIEF, COME IN.
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STRIPPERELLA !
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I CAME STRAIGHT
FROM REHEARSAL AND I--
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GOOD GOD, YOU'RE TINY !
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00:14:57,274 --> 00:14:58,840
CHIEF, I'M TURNING IN MY MASK
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00:14:58,942 --> 00:15:01,777
AND MY PLEASANTLY-REVEALING
UNIFORM.
275
00:15:08,785 --> 00:15:12,386
MY DAYS AS A SUPERHERO/
SECRET AGENT ARE OVER.
276
00:15:12,488 --> 00:15:14,355
I'M THROUGH !
277
00:15:14,457 --> 00:15:15,690
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ?
278
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,257
I'M NO GOOD
TO ANYONE ANYMORE.
279
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,926
LOOK AT ME !
280
00:15:19,028 --> 00:15:21,195
I'M JUST GLAD YOUR BROTHER
ISN'T AROUND
281
00:15:21,297 --> 00:15:22,930
TO HEAR YOU TALK LIKE THAT.
282
00:15:23,032 --> 00:15:23,865
CHIP ?
283
00:15:23,967 --> 00:15:27,368
THAT'S RIGHT, CHIP.
284
00:15:27,470 --> 00:15:30,972
CHIPPERELLA WAS THE BEST
STRIPPER/SECRET AGENT
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00:15:31,074 --> 00:15:32,707
WE EVER HAD.
286
00:15:32,809 --> 00:15:35,909
HE DIDN'T KNOW
THE WORD, "QUIT".
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00:15:36,012 --> 00:15:37,710
HE GOT HIS MEMORY ERASED ONCE.
288
00:15:37,813 --> 00:15:39,113
WE MANAGED TO RESTORE
MOST OF IT,
289
00:15:39,215 --> 00:15:41,948
BUT THE WORD "QUIT"
WAS GONE FOREVER.
290
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:43,683
I WISH HE WAS STILL HERE.
291
00:15:43,785 --> 00:15:45,986
I KNOW, BUT WHEN HE GOT
SUCH A GREAT DEAL
292
00:15:46,088 --> 00:15:48,855
ON THAT DUPLEX ACROSS TOWN,
HE HAD TO MOVE.
293
00:15:48,957 --> 00:15:50,390
CHIP WAS THE BEST.
294
00:15:50,492 --> 00:15:51,858
YES.
295
00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,427
BUT NOT BECAUSE HE WAS TALL.
296
00:15:53,529 --> 00:15:55,796
IT WAS BECAUSE HE HAD HEART
AND BRAINS,
297
00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:58,565
AND AN ASS THAT COULD CRACK
A WALNUT AT 20 YARDS
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00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,066
JUST BY LOOKING AT IT.
299
00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:01,235
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
300
00:16:01,337 --> 00:16:02,636
I DON'T KNOW.
301
00:16:02,738 --> 00:16:04,604
BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THIS,
302
00:16:04,707 --> 00:16:07,640
THERE'S ONLY ONE AGENT CAPABLE
OF STOPPING SMALL FRY,
303
00:16:07,743 --> 00:16:11,410
AND THAT AGENT'S NAME
ENDS WITH "ERELLA" !
304
00:16:11,512 --> 00:16:14,647
YOU'RE RIGHT,
I CAN DEFEAT SMALL FRY.
305
00:16:14,748 --> 00:16:17,817
I WILL DEFEAT SMALL FRY !
306
00:16:20,621 --> 00:16:22,821
ACTUALLY, I WAS TALKING
ABOUT CHIP.
307
00:16:22,924 --> 00:16:25,525
SHE'S FAR TOO TINY.
308
00:16:25,627 --> 00:16:29,261
TIME TO KICK
A LITTLE ASS !
309
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:39,239
( robotic voice )
HEY... THERE... HANDSOME.
310
00:16:39,341 --> 00:16:41,074
SCIENCE... MAKES ME...
HORNY.
311
00:16:41,176 --> 00:16:43,677
SHIVER ME' SHILLELAGH,
YOU'RE BIG, AGAIN !
312
00:16:43,779 --> 00:16:47,679
OH, HAL... OH, BERNARD...
YOU'RE SO SEXY.
313
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:51,416
SWEET POTATO FAMINE !
WHO ARE HAL AND BERNARD ?
314
00:16:51,518 --> 00:16:55,053
TAKE ME...
TAKE ME, NOW !
315
00:16:55,155 --> 00:16:57,689
WATER, ANYONE ?
316
00:16:57,791 --> 00:17:00,125
OOOOHH !
317
00:17:01,695 --> 00:17:03,929
OOH, I GUESS
SHE'S GOT HIM ALL HOT !
318
00:17:04,031 --> 00:17:10,002
HEY, GUYS, UP HERE !
319
00:17:11,472 --> 00:17:12,504
( cat screeching )
320
00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:15,007
A LITTLE STRIPPERELLA
GOES A LONG WAY !
321
00:17:15,109 --> 00:17:17,276
YOU'RE NEXT, SMALL FRY.
322
00:17:17,378 --> 00:17:18,676
IS IT READY, YET ?
323
00:17:18,778 --> 00:17:20,111
I JUST NEED
A LITTLE MORE TIME.
324
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,312
OH, LITTLE MORE TIME ?
325
00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:22,847
WHAT WAS THAT ?
SOME SORT OF SHORT JOKE ?
326
00:17:22,949 --> 00:17:23,948
NO, NO--
327
00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:24,982
"NO" ?
328
00:17:25,084 --> 00:17:26,250
THAT'S A PRETTY SHORT WORD.
329
00:17:26,352 --> 00:17:27,885
OH, SHORT LIKE ME,
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING ?!
330
00:17:27,987 --> 00:17:29,554
OH, FRY, NOW, YOU'RE
JUST BEING RIDICULOUS.
331
00:17:29,656 --> 00:17:31,656
JUST GIVE ME THE REMOTE !
332
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:34,558
( screaming )
333
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:35,893
( laughing )
334
00:17:35,996 --> 00:17:37,928
SMALL FRY, YOUR CHANCES
OF SHRINKING THE WORLD
335
00:17:38,030 --> 00:17:39,130
HAVE JUST SHRUNK.
336
00:17:39,232 --> 00:17:40,398
SORRY, STRIPPERELLA,
337
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:43,901
SMALL FRY IS ABOUT
TO BE SUPERSIZED.
338
00:17:44,003 --> 00:17:47,872
( evil laughter )
339
00:17:53,278 --> 00:17:59,349
( deep voice )
FROM NOW ON, YOU CAN
CALL ME "LARGE FRY" !
340
00:17:59,451 --> 00:18:01,718
BY THE WAY,
THANKS FOR GIVING ME THE IDEA
341
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,953
FOR THE ENLARGING RAY !
342
00:18:04,055 --> 00:18:05,588
UH-OH, I'M IN BIG TROUBLE.
343
00:18:05,690 --> 00:18:06,689
"BIG TROUBLE" ?
344
00:18:06,792 --> 00:18:08,291
WHAT IS THAT,
SOME SORT OF TALL JOKE ?
345
00:18:08,393 --> 00:18:10,059
YOU HAVE SERIOUS ISSUES.
346
00:18:10,161 --> 00:18:13,195
AND YOU HAVE SECONDS LEFT
TO LIVE !
347
00:18:13,298 --> 00:18:15,231
RAZOR HEELS, ACTIVATE !
348
00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:17,901
OW, OW, OW, OW... !
349
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:23,139
( honking horn )
350
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,609
( growling )
351
00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:34,950
( laughing evilly )
352
00:18:39,156 --> 00:18:42,725
I KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING
THAT I'M FORGETTING.
353
00:18:42,827 --> 00:18:43,959
( Stripperella )
LOOK OUT, CAT !
354
00:18:44,061 --> 00:18:45,727
HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE--
WAIT !
355
00:18:45,830 --> 00:18:50,398
I REMEMBER, I REMEMBER !
EROTICA IS STRIPPERELLA !
356
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,334
I'LL RUIN HER!
357
00:18:52,436 --> 00:18:53,936
WHAT THE--
358
00:18:56,340 --> 00:18:57,239
OH, NO !
359
00:18:57,341 --> 00:18:59,708
I'M GONNA LOSE MY MEMORY,
AGAIN !
360
00:18:59,810 --> 00:19:05,780
DAMN, I DID LOSE
MY MEMORY AGAIN !
361
00:19:05,882 --> 00:19:08,817
AH, I FORGOT EVERYTHING !
362
00:19:10,053 --> 00:19:11,385
GOTTA GET
THAT SHRINK RAY.
363
00:19:11,488 --> 00:19:13,955
MAGNETIC EARRINGS,
DO YOUR STUFF !
364
00:19:17,293 --> 00:19:19,327
THOSE WERE FROM TIFFANY'S !
365
00:19:19,429 --> 00:19:22,062
OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE SMALLER
THAN THEY APPEAR !
366
00:19:22,164 --> 00:19:24,999
GOODBYE, STRIPPERELLA !
367
00:19:25,101 --> 00:19:30,338
NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE
SMALL AGAIN !
368
00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:33,874
WAIT A MINUTE, I'M NORMAL !
369
00:19:33,977 --> 00:19:35,208
THIS IS GREAT !
370
00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:37,377
FINALLY,
I'M NORMAL SIZE !
371
00:19:37,479 --> 00:19:40,914
OH, THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY
OF MY ENTIRE--
372
00:19:43,586 --> 00:19:46,053
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT COMING.
373
00:19:47,156 --> 00:19:49,856
YOUR SHRINKING DAYS
ARE DONE !
374
00:19:49,958 --> 00:19:52,025
OH, YEAH ?
OH, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ?
375
00:19:52,127 --> 00:19:54,594
I'M STILL BIGGER THAN YOU !
376
00:19:54,696 --> 00:19:57,464
EVER HEAR THE EXPRESSION,
SIZE DOESN'T MATTER ?
377
00:19:57,566 --> 00:19:59,633
YEAH, IS THAT TRUE ?
378
00:19:59,735 --> 00:20:01,334
ORDINARILY, NO,
BUT IN THIS CASE...
379
00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:03,737
( grunting )
380
00:20:14,448 --> 00:20:15,981
LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE GONNA SPEND
A LITTLE TIME
381
00:20:16,083 --> 00:20:17,983
IN THE BIG HOUSE !
382
00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,419
OH, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE
SOME SORT OF SHORT JOKE ?!
383
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:24,423
YES, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
IT IS.
384
00:20:25,726 --> 00:20:28,127
OKAY, WE'VE RECONFIGURED
THE ENLARGER RAY.
385
00:20:28,229 --> 00:20:29,929
NOW, INSTEAD OF TURNING YOU
INTO A GIANT,
386
00:20:30,031 --> 00:20:32,265
IT SHOULD RETURN YOU
TO YOUR NORMAL SIZE.
387
00:20:32,367 --> 00:20:34,267
LET'S DO IT.
388
00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:40,940
UH... GUYS ?
389
00:20:44,110 --> 00:20:45,177
WE'LL TRY AGAIN.
390
00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:46,511
WHOOPSY, SORRY.
391
00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:48,112
All the buildings
and automobiles
392
00:20:48,215 --> 00:20:49,881
have been returned
to normal size,
393
00:20:49,983 --> 00:20:51,749
and, so,
thanks to Stripperella,
394
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:54,252
the world is, once again,
safe to laugh at
395
00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:56,287
and mock people
of smaller statures.
396
00:20:56,390 --> 00:20:59,657
IS SHE OKAY ?
397
00:21:03,296 --> 00:21:04,629
SHE'LL BE OKAY,
398
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:06,931
BUT THE DOCTOR SAID THAT
SHE'LL NEVER RECOVER HER MEMORY
399
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:10,301
OF ANYTHING SHE'S LEARNED
IN THE LAST 72 HOURS.
400
00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:11,769
SO WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ?
401
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,971
YOU JUST RAN OUT OF HERE
AND DISAPPEARED FOR TWO DAYS !
402
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:15,573
I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
403
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:19,643
I WAS DEALING
WITH A LITTLE PROBLEM.
404
00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,800
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
405
00:21:44,403 --> 00:21:47,237
♪ STRIPPERELLA ♪
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