Original subtitles

[LYRIC MELODY]

[DOG BARKS]

[GLASS BANGING]

[GROWL]

[MOM:] Yes...

[MELODY BECOMES ENERGETIC]

[DAD:] Write any wish.

-[MOM:] Just not a dog. -[DAD:] And it will come true.

[MOM:] Except for the dog.

-[YANA:] Come on mom! -[MOM:] Don't “mom“ me.

And don't lick the marker. We just healed your stomach worms.

[DAD:] Yeah.

[CLOCK TICKS]

-[YANA:] Mom... -[MOM:] Yeah?

Here.

Just not a dog.

We already have your father.

[YANA Sighs]

[MOM:] And write beautifully. Don't embarrass me.

[CLOCK TICKS]

[YANA:] Uncle Vitya, can I have a dog?

[MOM:] Say "dad".

[YANA:] Uncle-dad, can I have a dog?

-[VITYA:] Of course. -[MOM:] Of course!

It will die or run away from you.

Dream realistically.

[CLOCK TICKS]

[MOM:] Do you remember the dog?

Don't slouch. Keep your back straight. What are you wearing? Where did you get that?

[TOLYA:] Mhm, yeah, where did you get that? From your mom?

[LAUGH]

[CLOCK TICKS]

[MUSIC ON TV, TRAINER RUNNING]

[Clinking of glasses to the rhythm of the melody]

[DAD:] Well done.

Now your wish will definitely come true.

And you will have a dog. I promise.

[DOG BARKS]

[ELECTRONIC MELODY]

[DOG BARKS]

[YANA:] I'm so fed up with their dogs.

Alexey, wait!

[ALEXIY:] Yana, I've already said everything!

Never! No way! No!

[YANA:] We've already gotten past the objections and anger, let's move on to the bargaining. One hundred and forty-five thousand.

[ALEXIY:] I won't sell the house through a realtor.

You don't care about customers.

[SHE:] One hundred and fifty.

Okay, name your price.

[YANA:] How much is that?

[ALEXIY:] This is a nudist beach. You can't go here with clothes on.

Negotiations are over.

[DOG BARKS NEARBY]

[YANA:] One hundred and fifty-two thousand.

I do care about my clients

I can do a whole lot for them…

[ALEXIY:] Yeah, well, I understand that. Well, sit down, in the sun.

[YANA:] So what? One hundred and forty-five?

-[ALEXIY:] You're going to leave me without panties on. -[YANA:] Just like you left me!

[ALEXIY LAUGHING]

[ALEXIY:] Wow, I'll keep this for myself. As a souvenir.

[SHE GIGGLES]

And this is for me, as a souvenir.

[LAUGH]

[DOG:] No pooches were harmed during filming.

Only people suffered.

[POP MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND]

[CALL]

FRIEND-1: Babe, where are you? We agreed forty minutes ago.

[YANA:] You know I have a career, right? So what?

FRIEND-1: By the way, about that.

Who are you going to your birthday party with?

[YANA:] With you, no?

[FRIEND-2:] Well, we wanted to go with our boyfriends.

[FRIEND-1:] And that you come with yours too.

[FRIEND-2:] Because we don't believe you have one.

[YANA:] What?

[FRIEND-1:] You're 35, and you're alone.

[YANA:] But I'm not alone!

[FRIEND-2:] In short, Anya’s Lyosha has a friend.

He earns a lot, but has no opinion of his own.

For you and your character it‘s certainly an option.

[YANA:] What about my character?

[FRIEND-1:] Well, we know you.

You're like Manolo Blahnik shoes. Beautiful. And uncomfortable.

[FRIEND-2:] Babe, the main thing is to find your option.

[FRIEND-1:] We already found yours. He's a croc.

[BRAKE SCREAMING]

[YANA:] Now, I don't have any problems.

I have a man, and without your options, crocs, whatever.

I'll show him to you, and we'll stop discussing me. Good?

[FRIEND-1:] Well, you're really tight.

So, speak to yourself every morning.

I am open to love.

I am open to love. I am op…

[YANA Sighs]

[MAN:] Watch where you're going!

[YANA:] Where are you going with them? There are special places for dogs!

-[MAN:] Like what? -[YANA:] Countryside!

[KOSTYA:] We shouldn't meet anymore.

[YANA:] What?

[KOSTYA:] We shouldn't meet anymore.

[YANA:] Could you at least say that to my face, excuse me?

[KOSTYA:] We shouldn't... meet anymore.

[YANA:] Yes, I heard that.

Listen, come to my birthday party.

[KOSTYA:] You haven't written to me for three months.

[YANA:] I worked,

but I felt a connection.

Let's date. Yeah?

We had such a good time together.

[KOSTYA:] You have molluscum contagiosum.

[RHYTHMIC MELODY]

This is a viral infection that is transmitted through friction between mucous membranes.

[PRINTER BUZZING]

[YANA:] I didn‘t friction my mucous membranes

with anyone but you.

[KOSTYA:] I will say something that is not written here.

You have attachment issues.

[YANA:] I can get a man, okay?

[KOSTYA:] Better get yourself a dog.

[RHYTHMIC NOTES]

[PHONE SOUNDS]

[KSENIA:] You made that hippie sell his house.

My little fish.

[YANA:] He wrote me a review, gave me five stars,

and now I'm officially the coolest realtor in town.

[KSENIA:] Who am I here? Nobody. Here is the queen!

Yulia is happy, she's coming here with a bunch of eclairs. We're lost!

[YULIA:] What is this?

My favorite realtor?

[YANA:] What is this? My favorite client?

[YANA:] My eclairs!

-[KSENIA:] Is this just a woman? A goddess! -[YULIA:] We're trying.

[YANA:] Yulichka, what is this, my favorite "Kyiv Cherry"?

[YULA:] You know my taste, and I know yours.

[YANA:] Thank you. Come again.

[YULA:] Who wants some sweets? Come on!

[KSENIA:] Today we eat, and tomorrow we squat and pump our abs.

And the plank exercise.

[PHONE SOUND]

[SHE GASPS]

[YANA:] Fuck, how do I cancel this?

What's here?

[MELODY IN THE BACKGROUND]

[ANTON:] Listen, you look very, very good.

[YANA:] You reached into my plate.

-[ANTON:] And? -[YANA:] With your fork, which you licked.

Ugh.

[YANA:] Yes, don't touch your face. When did you last wash your hands?

[VLAD:] They're clean.

[YANA:] Well, you used them to touch your phone, money, and your di... phew.

[YANA:] Where are you going?

[EXCITED Sighs]

[YANA:] Listen, can you lie down on your side?

I don't like to feel warmth next to myself.

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[MAN MOANS IN HIS SLEEP]

[YANA:] Listen, can you sleep at home?

[YANA:] Well... Well, what‘s wrong? It's just...

It doesn't mean that we are breaking up!

[ON VIDEO:] Dog, blow! Dog, blow! Dog, blow!

[PES:] Damn it, I don't want to.

[KOSTYA:] Yana, happy birthday! This is for you...

-[YANA:] I'm glad you're back. -[KOSTYA:] I'm glad you understood.

[YANA:] Let's tell everyone that we've been together for what? Two? Three months.

-[KOSTYA:] But... -[YANA:] Open your mouth.

[PUFF]

[YANA:] Shut up. And go ahead.

Take off your shirt.

I knew that.

I bought you a new one.

Put it on.

[PIANO MELODY]

[SHE:] Let me.

[KOSTYA:] Yana, do you love me?

[SHE, LAUGHING]

What are you asking?

-[KOSTYA:] You take care of me. -[YANA:] Kostya, today is my birthday.

My day, not yours.

[KOSTYA:] Every day of ours is “yours“. Mine wasn't even five minutes long.

[YANA:] Let's fight later. And today, just...

Smile.

And be there.

Near.

[LYRIC SONG IN THE BACKGROUND]

[YANA:] Come on, Kostya, come out. Everything will be fine.

[KOSTYA Sighs]

It won't be.

I don't feel special.

You don't give me anything.

I don't even know who could be happy with you.

[DOOR CLOSES]

-[FRIEND-1:] Congratulations! -[FRIEND-2:] Surprise!

[MAN:] Happy holidays.

[YANA, CHUCKLING]

There, my Kostya got sick with something.

Intestine. Some kind of infection.

-[FRIEND-1:] He got sick. -[FRIEND-2:] It's a wonder he didn't die.

[YANA, CHUCKLING]

[FRIEND-2:] Kolya! Go on!

[MELODY IN THE BACKGROUND]

[KOLYA:] Good evening.

[YANA:] Mom!

[KNOCK ON THE DOOR]

Mom!

[MOM:] Oh my God! Yana! What is it?

[YANA MOANS]

[MOM:] Yana!

[VOVA:] Happy birthday! Oh, this is for you! What happened?

[MOM:] Yana, haven't your neighbors seen you like this?

[YANA:] Mom, I need to make a wish.

[MOM:] Oh my God.

Maybe enough?

[YANA:] Mom, I really need it.

[VOVA:] This is your tradition. I am now.

[MOM:] Listen to me. A woman of age needs a good background:

family, children, home - a full cup.

[SHE LAUGHS]

[MOM:] It distracts people from your face,

because when you're alone, everyone looks at your wrinkles!

[YANA CRYING]

They all leave me...

Mom, they're all like that.

[THE CHAMPAGNE IS OPENED]

-[MOM:] What are you doing?! -[VOVA:] Yopsel-pugsel!

[MOM:] Oh my God, you're going to ruin both my carpet and my parquet!

[VOVA:] Everything will be fine now! Write a wish!

[MOM:] Vova! Give me the tablecloth!

[GLOOD MELODY]

[YANA:] So that all men,

these dogs,

never abandoned me again.

So that all men,

dogs, me...

[MOM:] Vova, where are the glasses?!

[LIGHTER CHEEKS]

[MOM:] Vova!

[YANA, THOUGHTS:] These dogs never left me again.

[Gloomy song in the background]

[THUNDER ROUNDS]

[MOM:] Vova! Vova — it’s burning! Vova, quick!

[MOTHER'S Muffled Screams]

[SONG STOPS]

[DRILL HUMMING]

[DOG BARKS]

[SHE Sighs]

I am open to love.

I am open to love.

I'm open, open... Fuck all this shit.

[TARAS:] Hangover or a broken heart?

Do you know what‘s the best way to get rid of a hangover or love?

[YANA:] Not meeting men?

[TARAS:] Shawarma.

-[TARAS:] Wanna try? -[YANA:] No, thanks.

[Laughter]

[TARAS:] Thank God. My rules are simple.

My money is our money, your money is your money.

But my food is

my food only.

[YANA:] And my food is my food.

[TARAS CHUCKLES]

-[YANA:] What do you do for a living? -[TARAS:] Me? Healthy person's couch:

crypto, IT, artificial intelligence.

I am a startup entrepreneur.

And you?

[YANA:] And I am a healthy person‘s realtor.

[COUGHS]

Apartments, houses, offices.

[TARAS:] Maybe there's something to show?

[YANA:] There is one free option.

[MELODY IN THE BACKGROUND]

[TARAS:] Excuse me, can I wash my hands? Before we...

What?

[SHE MOANS SEXILY]

Oh my God, Taras. You‘re gonna make me come now.

Say that again. Repeat.

-[TARAS:] Can I wash my hands? -[YANA:] One more time.

[TARAS:] Can I wash my hands?

[SHE MOANS]

[YANA:] Fantastic.

[TARAS:] Cool.

[SHE MOANS]

Does this happen?

[TARAS:] Well, it happens.

Do you mind if I don't hug you?

I'm just really hot at night,

you can melt.

[YANA:] Oh my God. Aren't you going to melt?

Won't you disappear? Are you real?

[TARAS:] That's it, this is my place now.

[LAUGH]

I will be here.

[INTRIGATING MELODY]

[MAGIC SOUND]

[CHAIN ​​RING SOUND]

[LYRIC MELODY]

[YANA:] Good morning.

Damn, I'm already late.

Taras, wake up.

[DOG SCOWLS]

[SHE SCREAMS]

Taras, where are you?!

What the... Oh my God! What is this happening!

[SHE SCREAMS]

[HACKING]

Where did you get this thing?! Get out!

[DOG BARKS]

[YANA:] What kind of jokes are these?

What kind of... jokes?

-Taras! Where are you? [-DOG BARKS]

What's wrong with you?!

[DOG BARKS]

[YANA:] Phew, I said! Dog! Go away!

[BARKING]

[PASHA:] Are you okay?

[YANA:] Yes, everything is great.

[RHYTHMIC MELODY]

[KATYA:] No, hello! How come you don't know where the "Hello" button is in the banking app?

I go into the app. There's a hand. I touch it and that's it.

There are discounts, cashbacks, nifties...

-[YANA:] Hello, Val! [-VAL SQUEALS QUIETLY]

[YANA:] God, what a great shirt, and shoes, and everything.

[VAL:] The weather is great. That's all.

[YANA CHUCKLING]

[CAMERA SOUNDS]

[KSENIA:] Come in, come in. Come in.

This is for Muratyk.

So that he doesn't hit on other women. Sit down, sit down.

Yes, closer to the point.

We have a client who wants to buy

Faina Arkadievna's estate.

He looked at the photo of the estate on Dim.Ria,

fell in love from a distance - like I did with my Muratyk,

and agrees to pay these stupid bucks.

All that remains is to persuade Faina.

[YANA:] Shall I sell him the Opera House?

This woman, she's out of her mind, for God's sake.

[KSENIA:] In October I'm flying to Alanya to see my Muratyk

without a return ticket.

The company will be headed by my little fish, who will sell this estate.

[YANA:] So me?

[VAL:] Ch-ch-ch-ch.

Now get lost. Run, run. Kish-kish-kish.

[VAL:] Ksyusha.

-I brought you coffee. So, what's the news? -[KSENIA:] Thank you. And the news is this.

Yana will sell Faina's estate.

[VAL:] For real? Is that true? Finally!

I believe you will succeed!

[KSENIA:] This Muratyk. He sends me this.

Yana, do you want to take a look?

[YANA:] Oh, no. It's your personal...

[VAL:] I want to.

[KSENIA:] You're a boy. Oh, look at that.

[A?]

[VAL:] Although I am a boy,

But, my God, how lucky you are.

[KSENIA:] I tell him this: your kebab is not for other women.

Of course, he doesn't understand anything, but laughs like a child.

-VAL, [CHUCKLES:] Because that's so funny, Ksenia! -[Ksenia:] I love him.

[VAL LAUGH]

-Look! Is there anything else? [KSENIA:] Yeah.

[SCREECH]

[SINISTER MELODY]

[HEARTBEAT]

[SHE GASPS]

[INNA:] Haven't you seen this man?

[SHE:] I did.

The whole yard is full with his pictures.

[INNA:] He's missing, and the police don't want to look for him.

And I feel like something terrible has happened to him.

[YANA:] And who is this man to you?

[INNA:] This man is my husband. Yes, look again, look.

Maybe you saw him?

[YANA:] And why did you decide that he was here?

[INNA:] I installed a tracking program on his phone

and she shows that he was last in this house.

Maybe he's still here. Taras!

Taras!

[DOG BARKS]

[CONFUSED MELODY]

[DOG BARKS]

[INNA:] Taras!

[DOG HOWLS]

[DETERMINED GUITAR CHORDS]

[DOG BARKING]

[YANA:] Phew! Where else are you from? You brute.

Phew! Gone! Don't come near me!

[ROAR OF A LEFT THROWBACK]

[DOG AND CAT SCREAMS]

[MYSTERIOUS EARTHLY MELODY]

-[ALBERT:] You swiped on me. -[YANA:] You...

[ALBERT:] Liked on Tinder, Yana, hi.

[YANA:] Oh my God, I accidentally did.

[ALBERT:] Yana, I've been waiting for 17 years.

[YANA:] Nothing has changed since then, Molbe... Polbert.

-[ALBERT:] Well, I... -[YANA:] Go home!

-[ALBERT:] We're ready! -[INNA:] Taras!

[ALBERT:] We have grown into our love. I physically, you spiritually.

-We just need... -[INNA:] Taras!

[ALBERT:] What are you doing? What are we...

To your place? Love cannot exist without a path!

[LYRIC SONG IN THE BACKGROUND]

[PACKAGE RUSTLING]

[ALBERT HUMS THE MOTIVE]

Do you remember? Our song.

Our dance.

I already know everything about you.

Because I, well, follow you every day.

And you don't know anything about me. Maybe somehow...

[STAMPS]

I almost opened it myself...

In short, I worked as an acc.. oh, an accountant, a sysadmin.

And what's the funny thing that I like both.

And you.

And yes, I love working on all of this.

I'm talented, in general, my mother told me so.

[YANA:] Hey, to where should I call you a taxi?

[ALBERT:] Are we going somewhere? I thought we were at home.

[YANA:] Where did you come from?

[ALBERT:] Well, I'm from this… Well, I came from Khmelnytskyi.

Look, a somersault!

Oh, oh...

So I went to self-defense courses, and we were gassing it like that.

Parkour.

Do you remember, um, my mother's birthday?

I came up to you, you see, we are standing together.

And it's like our wedding.

And I‘m like..bang! And I just sat at the computer for a while,

literally after a single second of magic, whoops!

And now look. Everyone came to our wedding.

Your dress, my God, is simply gorgeous. It's white.

Yes, I can re-photoshop it however you want.

And here is Aunt Luda.

Every year, on my mother's birthday,

I was so happy to see you,

and then waited for the next one for you to come.

I cried every evening.

[ALBERT:] I have always loved you.

[YANA:] Okay, go ahead and make the bed.

[ALBERT:] I wanted to kill myself,

but could not open the balcony.

Well, there was a lot of humidity in the apartment, the door swelled, it started to warp and that's it.

Then, I thought I would turn on the gas, and grandma came,

and I think, well, no, I can't, what will grandma do without me?

[YANA:] What, you're not with anyone yet...

[ALBERT:] I always, well, imagined you'd be the first.

And I couldn't reimagine it.

[YANA:] Well, okay.

[ROMANTIC SONG IN THE BACKGROUND]

[ALBERT:] What, can I do it straight away?

[YANA:] Come on.

[YANA:] Albert!

Albert, are you here?

Albert!

Did you leave?

Well done.

[YANA HUMS A MOTIVE]

[FARTING SOUNDS]

[INTRIGUING NOTES]

[YANA SCREAMS, MOANS]

[YANA:] What the fuck is th…

[STOGNE]

[REFLECTION SOUND]

[SHE:] Oh...

[BOTH SCREAM]

-[YANA:] Who are you? -[GALYA:] Galya. Cleaning. On Wednesdays.

[YANA:] Why haven't I seen you before?

[GALYA:] Because you asked the agency to never see me.

-[YANA:] Who is this? -[GALA:] Am I supposed to know?

[SHE:] No-no-no-no-no.

No, you bitch!

Phew! I said, Phew!

[SOUND OF FALLING, SHE MOANS]

Catch him!

[GALA:] Stop!

[YANA:] Grab him!

Catch! Hold! Hold!

Hold...

[DOG GRUNTING]

[FARTING SOUNDS]

-[GALYA:] Ugh... -[YANA:] What a dog!

[YANA:] Two men have already disappeared from my apartment naked.

And they left me these stinking dogs. Why?

[GALYA:] Maybe this is a prank?

Or the deceased owners of the apartment returned in a new body.

[YANA:] This is a new building!

[GALYA:] Or maybe the house is built on a cemetery, on bones?

[YANA:] Damn, I'm gonna be late.

I have work to do. Can you send him somewhere?

[GALYA:] What? He won't last even an hour on the street.

-[YANA:] And keep it for yourself, right? -[GALA:] No, no.

-[YANA:] Maybe you could at least sit with him until the evening? -[GALYA:] This is not in my contract.

[YANA:] I'll pay extra.

[FAINA:] Yanochka, I'm tearing it from my heart.

White pearl, architectural monument.

And look at the garden — Eden.

[SOUND OF DESTRUCTION, BOARDS FALLING]

[FAINA:] Here, Parajanov somehow flew down the stairs.

Every corner, every place has a story.

[YANA:] Faina Arkadiyevna, let's get ready.

You need this agreement to pay off your debts,

and for someone to save this house from destruction.

Therefore, we value every potential buyer.

[FAINA:] Were they buyers?

We need a sophisticated, educated person who understands that this is an estate with history.

[RAP MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND]

[YANA:] And this is our buyer.

It seems he can't wait to see your estate.

[STEPAN:] Hello, hello. And here I am. Stepan Hirko!

Pleasantly.

You may not have heard of me, but you definitely know my sausage.

Huh? You know my sausage? Huh?

-Do you know? Admit it! -[FAINA:] Sorry, no!

[STEPAN:] This is Zhytomyr meat treasure!

[YANA:] Stepan, let's do something... This is Faina Arkadiyevna.

[STEPAN:] Didn't you hear? Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, yum!

Well, show me your shack.

[FAINA:] It doesn't suit me.

[YANA:] Let's not make hasty decisions.

Stepan is just out of the way, he needs to rest,

and you need to get used to thinking about money.

I will arrange a separate meeting later.

We will discuss everything calmly.

Quietly...

[GALYA:] Come on, you can go to the grass from here.

Come on, pee.

[PEE SOUNDS]

[GALA:] Well done.

[DOG BARKS]

[GALYA:] Yes, be quiet, aggressor. What's up?

[DOGS BARKING]

[GALYA:] Quietly, quietly.

[BLACK DOG BARKS]

[DOGS BARK]

[YANA:] Mom! Why didn't you pick up the phone?

Are you okay?

Where is Uncle Vova?

[MOM:] He disappeared.

-[YANA:] How did he disappear? -[MOM:] I woke up at night, he was gone.

[YANA:] I've heard that somewhere before.

Men disappeared in the middle of the night, leaving only their belongings.

[MOM:] This one disappeared with all the things.

He also abandoned us.

[DOG BARKS, SHE SCREAMS]

Galya, why did you bring him here, this other guy?!

[GALYA:] Yana, come here, I'll show you something.

[DOGS BARK]

[GALYA:] See?

-[YANA:] What? -[GALYA:] Similar.

[YANA:] Oh, Galya, so what?

[GALA:] Yes, continue.

[MYSTIC MELODY]

[YANA:] Well, there is something like that.

[GALA:] One face.

[DOG BARKS, YAWNS]

[YANA:] Show me that second one again.

-[YANA:] Do you mean that this is Taras? [-DOG BARKS]

-[YANA:] Taras? [-DOG BARKS AGAIN]

[SHE:] Albert?

[BARKING]

[YANA:] Well, that's unrealistic, right?

What did they do,

turned into dogs?

[GALYA:] Yes, tell me, what did you do with them?

[YANA:] Well, we drank, ate, talked...

-[GALA:] And then? -[YANA:] We slept together.

[GALA:] This is it.

Are there any witches in the family?

[YANA:] Uhm...

This cannot be.

-[GALYA:] Maybe, maybe. -[YANA:] No, Galya, this can't be.

[GALA:] We need to check.

[SHE:] How?

[GALA:] How? Experimentally.

[ELECTRONIC MELODY]

[GALYA:] Well, a beer to build up courage?

[YANA:] Galya, I can't. I don't want to.

[GALA:] What should I do?

[YANA:] Then let's find some safe option.

Fast and clean.

[GALYA:] Go ahead.

[JANA:] Maybe him?

[YANA:] Or this one?

[CAMERA SOUNDS]

[GALYA:] Well, he's so young, he didn't even live long enough.

Look.

He is the one.

[YANA:] Well, we need to think about it.

[SHE Sighs]

[GALYA:] If you want to ruin someone's future, then for someone who doesn't have one.

Look.

[YANA:] You have it open here.

[YANA:] Do you have any plans for the evening?

[SLAVA STUTTERS]

European Handball Final.

[YANA:] Shall we get out of here?

[SLAVA:] I'm sorry, but we're going to go do, well, this...

[YANA:] Sex.

[SLAVA:] I had to clarify, you understand, it‘s a final.

[YANA:] Wait for me.

[SLAVA QUIETLY MOANS]

[YANA:] Safe. Seven minutes and come.

[RHYTHMIC MELODY]

[SLAVA MOANS]

[YANA:] It's kind of very humid.

And very light.

I am shy.

[GLORY:] Don't be afraid, I will ease you up,

So, who's on top?

[SLAVA GIGGLES, GRUNGES]

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[SLAVA LAUGHS]

[CROAKS]

[GROWLS]

[YANA:] Phew, get out of here! Phew! Phew!

I said, phew! Don't look! phew!

[SLAVA:] Let them watch.

[YANA:] No-no-no. I can't, I'll chase the dogs away.

Phew! Let's go, phew! Phew!

[SHE Sighs]

[SLAVA:] That's even better.

[BACKGROUND MUSIC]

[GALYA:] Is she giving me signals?

[GALYA:] How is he?

[YANA:] How do I know? I didn't look, go ahead.

[GALA:] Let's go together.

[GALYA:] Well, that's it. That's what you do with them.

[YANA:] And what should I do now?

[GALYA:] Well, for starters, don't sleep with anyone else.

Although, do you want to with my ex?

There's no way I can share an apartment with this dog.

[YANA:] You think it's funny, right?

[GALYA:] Well, that's it, I ran to the minibus.

[YANA:] What should I do?

[GALYA:] Feed them, because they will eat everything here.

And walk around. Because they'll screw everything up here.

[SHE:] Mom.

[GALA:] Don't be afraid, they're good.

When the whole world teaches you to hate,

only a dog teaches love.

Well, look, it's like a little angel — pure light.

Send the money to my card.

[ENERGETIC SONG IN THE BACKGROUND]

[BARKING]

[YANA SCREAMS]

[YANA:] Hey, you bitches, do you know how much these panties cost? Phew!

Phew! Put the panties down!

Ugh!

[YANA HUMMING]

Ugh!

[BARKING]

[YANA:] Yes, just don't run away! Don't run away...

[A HOMELESS GUY HUMS]

[Brisk Melody]

[YANA:] Stop, I said stop!

You're an asshole!

Come on! Come on home, come on!

Taras! Get up! Come on, come on, come on.

Slava, get out of the water. Slava.

Slava, come on, fat ass. Come here.

My biggest mistake was sleeping with you!

Check out this apartment on Dim.Ria,

all objects are checked there,

There is a panoramic tour and it is convenient to navigate the map.

If you like everything,

we will arrange a viewing.

[DOG BARKING, YANA SCREAMS]

[SCREAM]

[BUBBLING SOUND]

[SHE:] Albert!

[PASHA:] Where did you go?

[YANA:] Stop, Slava, stop!

Stop! Slava!

Fat ass!

Stop!

[FARTING SOUNDS]

[THE LIVELY MELODY STOPS]

[YANA:] What is this?

[PASHA:] This is for what your dogs left. Clean it up.

[SHE:] Me? This?

What are you, anyway?

This is nature, this is nature, this is nature.

I will never do that...

Coming up in these Crocs: "Clean up, clean up."

Put away your Crocs!

[WOMAN:] It's impossible to live in such conditions, these dogs howl all day long!

If you don't stop this, I'll call the police!

[DOGS HOWL IN THE BACKGROUND]

[FUNNY MELODY]

[SHE:] Phew.

What?

[ON VIDEO:] Woof-woof-woof-woof.

Walk? Walk-walk-walk!

[YANA:] Calm, be calm.

-[BOY:] Can I pet it? -[SHE:] Go on.

You can take them, want to?

[BOY:] Mom won't allow it.

I've been dreaming about a dog. At least one, a small one.

[YANA:] Well, it's okay, soon you'll grow up and get yourself a whole bunch of dogs.

-[BOY:] Where are you going? -[WOMAN:] My neighbor is following me.

From the shit police. Look, he's gone?

[BOY:] Clean.

-[WOMAN:] Right? -[GUY:] Right.

[YANA:] Thanks, kid.

A straight dog.

[YANA:] Yeah, I'm running to Faina and Stepan.

I'll call you back.

-Oh, you're a beast! -[MAN:] Tell me! He didn't even open the window.

-[YANA:] Dog? -[HUSBAND:] Yes, the owner.

Do you know how many dogs died like this?

Wait, isn‘t this your car?

[YANA:] No. Mine is that one.

[MAN:] This is mine.

-[SHE:] I mean, the one behind it. -[MAN:] Yeah.

I saw the owner enter that office.

There he is, the flayer!

Why are we ghosting?

Catch the soul thief! Come on, catch the soul thief!

[MAN:] Stop! I'll make you famous now!

[SHE:] Albert, you bastard, are you alive?

[ALBERT SCOWLING]

[YANA:] Yes, let's go.

You ruin my meeting, I'll put you to sleep. I'll castrate everyone.

[VAL:] Stepan, your tie just perfectly completes your look.

[STEPAN:] I know.

[VAL:] The chef's signature dish. Excellent.

[YANA:] Stepan, congratulations!

-[STEPAN:] Good afternoon. -[YANA:] Valik, what a surprise.

[VAL:] Dogs, what a surprise. How professional.

Ksyusha and I decided that you would need help, so I am here.

Stefan, can I offer you a cocktail?

What do you like more? Sour or sweet?

[STEPAN:] It's bitter. It's booze.

[VEL, LAUGHTER]

[STEPAN:] I hope we sign all the documents today.

I want to start construction.

Did I already say it would be?

Central office of "Zhytomyr Meat Gold".

[YANA:] Wow!

[YANA AND VAL GIGGLING]

[VAL:] Do you see it too?

[YANA:] It looks like a huge sausage.

[STEPAN:] That's what it is.

-[VAL:] Bravo! -[YANA:] Let's keep this a secret for now.

Listen, if we want to sign this agreement,

You only need to say what Faina wants to hear.

[STEPAN:] Mrs. Faina,

Let me apologize for our first day.

I lost my head a little because of your beauty

and the estate.

[VAL:] We were just telling Stepan about the unusual history of your estate.

[STEPAN:] That's the story.

Parajanov fell down the stairs.

[FAINA:] Do you like poetic cinema?

[STEPAN:] And the stairs. And that's it.

Not a house, but a whole Versailles.

Taj Mahal! Big Ben!

[YANA, LAUGHING:] Stepan...

[STEPAN LAUGHS]

[FAINA:] I'm glad I finally found someone,

who understands this.

[STEPAN:] And I'm glad.

[YANA:] And I'm happy. So maybe we can sign it right away?

[FAINA:] Come on. You've convinced me.

I want to raise the price. By five million.

[SHOUTING MELODY]

[STEPAN:] Are you crazy?

What are you trying to do with me?

We're playing a game here so you'll finally sell your shack.

-[FAINA:] This is a pearl! -[STEPAN:] This is a threshing floor!

[FUNNY MELODY, BARKING, SCREAMS]

[WAITER:] Oh, sorry.

[STEPAN:] Take your hands off!

[WAITER:] Excuse me, please.

[STEPAN CRIES]

[VAL:] Well, I definitely can't help you here.

[FINAL CHORD]

[MAJOR:] But where is this letter "e"!

-[INNA:] Can I? -[MAJOR:] No.

[INNA:] I am Inna Tsymbal, the wife of Taras Tsymbal, who disappeared.

[MAJOR:] He disappeared? Then you need to go to the duty officer.

[INNA:] Everything is much worse than you think.

Because it's not just my husband who disappeared,

and three more after him.

This one came from Khmelnytskyi and disappeared.

This one went to the bar and disappeared.

This one was going to the sauna and also disappeared.

[MAJOR:] What is this - a deputy? And where does the data come from?

[INNA:] Facebook!

It seems to me that a maniac has appeared in our city.

[VAL:] And now, at the most crucial moment

we take and...

[YANA:] Ksenia, can we discuss it?

[KSENIA:] Come in, sit down. And what, and what, and what?

[VAL:] Well, there's always a trick for such situations.

We take a finger and...

and right like this.

[KSENIA:] God, do men like this?

[VAL:] They adore. That is, we adore.

Sorry, we got a little distracted while waiting for you.

[YANA:] I want to tell you how everything went yesterday.

[KSENIA:] Val already told me everything.

You have affairs, dogs, husbands, and then there will be children.

Val is taking on this deal. And once it's signed, he'll head this company.

-[VAL:] Thank you for your trust, Ksyusha. -[KSENIA:] And you work at your own pace.

[YANA:] But I've been working at my own pace for five years now —

without weekends, breaks, with an unlimited day.

-[VAL:] Yana, listen... -[KSENIA:] Val, come out.

[KSENIA:] Do you know what it's like to have both a family and a career?

You are tempting.

And then one day everyone will abandon you,

They'll also say you're a bad mother and a crappy wife.

And the only man who's interested in you is a bald Turkish animator,

who really believes that you will pay for his hair transplant,

that's why he loves you so much.

Listen to the battered woman.

To hell with this whole career.

Invest only in those who won't leave you to grow old alone.

[SAD MELODY]

[DOGS BARKING]

[VAL:] Why are you torturing the dogs?

[MAN:] Get off! Get off!

[SLAVA GROWLING]

[VAL:] They'll all die, and you won't even cry.

Well, that's true. It's you.

[VAL Sighs]

[YANA:] It's not me.

[YANA:] Stepan, give me fifteen minutes.

[STEPAN:] You had plenty of time to convince me that this was not my option.

[YANA:] How many times have you been dumped, told "no", refused?

Because you were too young, and then you were suddenly old.

Because there's something wrong with your height, your appearance,

with hair, because you are a woman.

Well, not you. I'm figurative.

But isn't that what made you the great Stepan Hirko?

Faina doesn't believe in you. You don't believe in me.

My boss doesn't believe in me, my mother doesn't believe in me,

All men don't believe in me.

But we can!

[STEPAN:] Everything you say is true. They didn't believe it. They called you a shorty.

That's why he walked on the heads and became taller than them all.

But now this pheasant of yours called me.

He said that the office was giving the deal to him.

And you will be fired soon.

[YANA:] But that's not true.

[STEPAN:] Deal with Phasan and get to work.

[RHYTHMIC MELODY]

[KATYA:] This is not for you.

[VAL:] Disgusting.

[KATYA:] But why...

[YANA:] Do you pee sitting down?

[VAL CHUCKLING]

What are you doing here?

[YANA:] I want to talk.

You...

will you wash your hands?

[VAL SIGHS SHYLY]

[YANA:] I feel some tension.

And I think this tension is sexual.

It will be easier for us if we...

get rid of it.

[VAL:] I don't want to. What do you want to do?

[VAL SCREAMS]

[YANA:] You turn me on so much. What kind of women do you like?

[VAL:] Well, uh...

[YANA:] Quicker, at least one.

[VAL:] Mom.

That is, no! That's not the point...

[YANA:] No one is judging you.

[VAL:] Damn, I can't, Yana! You're just some anti-sex!

And I'm not in the resource. It's because of you.

[YANA:] Oh, you're a worthless little mother‘s boy.

[MYSTIC MELODY]

[JANA:] Oh my God.

Loser.

Small piece of shit.

[VAL:] Go on.

[YANA:] I'll tell your mommy now.

[FUNNY MELODY]

[MAN:] You don't think about the future at all!

Spend less, save more! It's that simple!

[DOG BARKS]

[CAR SIGNALS]

[BURKUN:] Watch where you're going! They're coming, damn it!

They bought up the rights for lard, damn it!

Pump...

[DOG BARKING]

[FUNNY MELODY ENDS]

[TV IN THE BACKGROUND]

[YANA:] Mom?

Oh...

Mom, what are you doing?

Well, what about you?

Yeah. Yes, mom, we have to live on somehow.

‘Cause you are beautiful, young!

Do you want to go for a walk?

[LYRIC MELODY]

[MOM:] Terrible lipstick, it makes you look old.

What is this?

[SHE:] Doggies.

Do you remember when I was a child I used to dream?

[MOM:] Four as many? Oh my God.

You are so irresponsible, just like your father.

He would be proud of you.

[YANA:] That's why I wanted to run away from you.

And dad, and all your men.

Is this some kind of family curse?

You passed on this inability to love to me.

As a child, I wanted to be like you.

And now more than anything in the world, I'm afraid of becoming you.

Go, dogs.

[SLAVA SCOWLING]

[YANA:] Slava, let's go.

[DRIVER'S MELODY]

[PASHA:] Oh no, you definitely won't leave that today.

[YANA:] He's as bad as a burdock! He's a jerk!

Abnormal!

[YANA:] No-no-no! Stop!

[VAL SCOWLING]

[PASHA:] All, all, all.

[MELODY FALLS]

[YANA:] Don't judge me.

[PASHA:] I didn't say anything.

[YANA:] You are very loud at being silent.

[PASHA ChUCKLES]

Okay, I'll be quieter.

[YANA:] Sorry, you saved him, and I'm a terrible and irresponsible person.

Val will die because of me.

[PASHA:] Yes, he will die, but not soon.

These breeds live very long. How old is he?

-[YANA:] Thirty. -[PASHA:] They don't live that long.

[YANA:] Oh, five years.

[PASHA:] Then he will be with you for a long time.

[PASHA:] Ah! This-This is not from me. This...

[BOTH LAUGH]

[PASHA:] By the way, I'm Pasha.

[SHE:] I am Yana.

[PASHA:] Yana, you're not a terrible person.

-[YANA:] Right? -[PASHA:] Yes! You will definitely succeed.

And taking care of the dogs, and cleaning this.

[YANA:] Let me throw it out.

[PASHA:] No, I'll throw it out myself.

[YANA:] Let me throw it away.

[PASHA:] No, I'll throw it out myself. Next time, you'll do it.

[YANA:] This is my karmic shit, let me...

[SHE:] Val!

[LYRIC MELODY]

[PASHA:] And I live here.

[YANA:] Do you live alone?

[PASHA:] Yes, but not here, this is my parents' apartment.

After my father died, my mother passed away, so now I often spend the night here.

[YANA:] Yes, I have too... Let's go, let's go. Mom, you know, she's giving up, but...

To be honest, it's hard for me to help her.

Well, I'm going there.

[PASHA LAUGHING]

Hold on.

[YANA:] Thank you. I'm leaving.

-[PASHA:] I have an idea. -[YANA:] Yes?

[PASHA:] While we're walking up the stairs with them.

[BOTH LAUGH]

[CAREFREE INSTRUMENTAL MELODY]

[SHE, LAUGHING]

Oh, my dear.

Oh, Val, I see you're feeling better.

[INAUDIBLE CONVERSATION, LAUGHTER]

[DOGS BARK]

[YANA:] My legs are exhausted.

[BAWKIT]

[GALA:] Hello, wolf, poor thing, pervert.

New one?

Yana, stop!

[YANA:] Galya, thank God, finally.

This is such a mess.

[GALYA:] I consulted with everyone, I even spread the tarot cards on you in Tik-Tok.

Do you know what fell out there?

Six of Wands, Empress and Fool. With a dog!

I don't want to disappoint you...

[YANA:] Mom is going to work.

Don't drink water from the toilet, don't hide my panties.

Gotta get going. Galya...

[KISS]

[GALYA LAUGHING]

[COP-1:] A new application has arrived.

Another young man has disappeared.

The mom is very agitated.

[COP-2:] This is the fifth one in two weeks.

And everyone somehow disappears in one area.

The first one on Antonovich Street, the second one in the bar on Malevich Street...

[MAJOR:] Okay, stop.

Isn't that somewhere where Koval's mother lives?

Smith, do you hear? Take these missing people on yourself.

They annoy me.

[INTRIGATING MELODY]

[MAJOR:] Accepted? Find me this maniac.

[PASHA:] It's being done - looking for a maniac.

[FAINA:] Delicious.

I was treated to these in Paris.

[YANA:] Faina, the estate is falling apart. Soon there will be nothing left to sell.

Actually, I came to say that we are discontinuing sales.

It is impossible to sell a house if the owner does not want to.

[FAINA:] I can't sell to just anyone.

-[YANA:] You're just lonely. [FAINA:] That's not true.

[YANA:] You hold on to this house as if it were your past status.

But your life is not in the past, it may have a future.

Sorry, Faina.

[LYRIC GUITAR MELODY]

[YANA:] Sorry, nothing will work out between you and me. I didn't tell you the whole truth.

I sleep with someone.

[YANA, LAUGHING]

[PASHA:] The missing man was wearing similar clothes. Where did you get that?

[MAN:] Uh...

[PASHA:] Just a second.

[YANA:] So. The apartment is on the fifth floor, the latitudinal orientation of the house,

Perfect for a family with children.

[PASHA:] This man was seen in your bar.

[DOGS BARK]

[SHE:] Phew!

Faina, dear, I'm so glad you changed your mind.

Yes, I will definitely, definitely let you know when the signing will take place.

So.

[Laughter]

[SHOUTS JOYFULLY]

[DOOR BELL RINGING]

[YANA, WHISPERING:] Open yourself to love.

Open yourself...

Open... Open the door.

[PASHA:] Hello.

[SHE:] Phew!

Hello. Come in.

[PASHA:] I spent half an hour choosing a wine, but I still didn't choose.

So, beer, would you mind?

[SHE:] Beer! Great!

Let's.

[OVEN SQUEAKING]

[YANA:] It's burning, it's saying something.

[PASHA:] I don't know much about you, only about your mother and the dogs.

Although that already says a lot.

[YANA:] And what do my dogs say about me?

[PASHA:] You have a big heart, you care about others.

That you are very good and very, very beautiful.

[YANA:] Is that what they say?

[PASHA:] Exact quote.

-[YANA:] Are you sure? -[PASHA:] Right.

[YANA:] Well done, boys.

It only remains to add: I myself am from Khmelnytskyi,

and as a child she moved to Kyiv with her parents.

I work as a realtor.

Maybe you heard about the Dream House company.

Dogs in general, —

This is my new hobby.

Now I can't imagine myself without them.

As if I lived some kind of incomplete life before.

And they

opened my heart.

[PASHA:] Are you in touch with anyone from Khmelnytskyi?

[TENSIVE MELODY]

[YANA:] Not really.

[PASHA:] You know, there's a bar nearby — "Sporttime"?

[YANA:] The dynamics of the conversation are interesting.

[PASHA:] Have you ever been there?

[YANA:] I don't remember.

[PASHA:] Don't rush. Remember, were you at the Sporttime bar recently?

[SHE:] What's going on?

-[PASHA:] I have to go. Urgent. -[YANA:] You... where are you going? Where to go?

Oh my God, what is this...

Is there something wrong with me or what?

[SAD SONG IN THE BACKGROUND]

[SONG STOPS]

[HOMELESS GUY, SINGING:] Sleep by yourself.

When I'm not with you

Sleep by yourself.

When I'm not with you

Sleep by yourself.

When I'm not with you

Sleep by yourself...

[SONG CONTINUES IN THE BACKGROUND]

[SHE MOANS]

With a homeless guy? Shit...

[KATYA:] Fire, discounts on cosmetics.

I'll take everything.

[KSENIA:] Where is Yana? Call Yana urgently!

[KATYA:] Ah... now, now.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

-[KSENIA:] She! -[SHE:] Yes.

[KSENIA:] Yana? Oh, thank God, you answered.

I really need you.

In an hour, Roman Donets will arrive from Lviv.

[KATYA:] I love him! I'm going to his concert today.

He's so cute, I could lick him.

[KSENIA:] You see, I can only entrust this to you.

Please meet him and settle him in.

[YANA:] So this is Val's client.

[KSENIA:] What Val? Val is gone!

I won't leave the company to anyone but you!

No matter what drama is going on in your life, you will always respond and do your job.

Is that true, my little fish?

[YANA:] I will die alone with the dogs.

[ROMAN:] Val usually meets me at the Merce.

And I'm sitting in the back. I just have a cat...

[DOG ROARS]

[ROMAN:] Can you at least open the window?

Have you seen the poster? Am I the same in real life? Well, handsome?

Are you okay?

[YANA:] I'm fine, life is just shitty.

Love is dogshit.

You will definitely be dumped.

[ROMAN:] Me?

[YANA:] Not you. You're a man. You're the one who's going to dump.

[ROMAN:] I was on antidepressants for two years,

when my bass player left with my manager.

And I loved them both.

And media exposure multiplies the pain a hundredfold.

[YANA:] And alcohol multiplies the pain by zero.

[ROMAN, SINGING:] Alcohol multiplies the pain by zero...

Listen, can I record it? Well, can I use it in a song?

Let's have a drink.

[SHE:] Oh no.

I won't drink with you anymore.

Although there is something else.

[POP SONG IN THE BACKGROUND]

[ROMAN:] So you're saying your heart was broken?

Oh, do you hear?

Do you hear that? You really hear that, right?

[YANA:] Give it here, Snoop Dogg, you've had enough.

[ROMAN MUSICIANS]

My good one.

[ALBERT BARKING]

[ROMAN:] Come here before the song ends.

[YANA:] Donets, do you want a joke? I turn men into dogs.

[ROMAN HOLDS BACK LAUGHTER]

[BOTH HOWL]

-[ROMAN:] And what's the joke? -[YANA:] It's because it's not a joke.

[ROMAN:] And you're going to transform me, huh?

[BARKS]

[YANA:] No, we'll have to sleep over, and I'm not sleeping with you anymore.

[LAUGH]

-[ROMAN:] Bulshit! -[YANA:] I swear. Bet?

[ROMAN:] Bet.

Wait, what about getting back?

[YANA:] I don't know, no one has returned yet.

[ROMAN:] I know! We need to do it again with them... this one.

[GIGGLE]

[SHE:] Phew!

No. If that's true, you'll die a dog.

[YARK, SONG IN THE BACKGROUND ENDS]

[YANA:] Oh my God. No.

Well, why?

God, why?

[HOST:] Today's concert at the Palace of Sports has been canceled.

The popular Lviv singer Donets disappeared, as did the other five men.

Law enforcement agencies are not commenting on the situation,

and Kyiv residents are worried whether a serial maniac has appeared in the city.

Let me remind you that among the missing is also a People's Deputy of Ukraine

Bozhenko Stanislav Mykhailovych.

[YANA:] Well, which deputy?

I didn't sleep with that deputy.

[DOOR BELL RINGING]

[PASHA:] Hello, can I have it?

[YANA:] Pash, I understand the hints very well.

When a man runs away from me.

[PASHA:] Do you follow the news about the missing?

[YANA:] No, what missing people?

Why would I be following that? Bullshit.

[PASHA:] That's strange. Because one of them, Albert, is a friend of your family,

The other one is Valentin - you worked with him.

Didn't you meet Donets today?

The others were last seen not far from your house.

[YANA:] Who are you?

[PASHA:] I am investigating the disappearance of these men.

I just put everything together yesterday and realized that you are connected to them.

Yana, tell the truth.

[YANA:] One moment.

[YANA, WHISPERING:] What to do? What to do?

[INTRIGATING MELODY]

[YANA:] I...

First I wanted to say...

This...

What I feel for you...

One moment.

I will tell you the whole truth.

You won't believe it, you'll laugh.

Or maybe even cry.

[PASHA:] Where are the men, Yana?

[YANA:] They're all alive. Come here.

Here they are.

It turns out that I can turn men into dogs.

This is Taras, the husband of that wild woman.

This is Val from work.

[VAL BARKS]

[YANA:] This is Slava from the bar.

This white guy is Albert, the son of my mother's friend.

I don't know that name.

And this dog is Donets.

[PASHA:] Dog Donets?

[YANA:] Donets Dog.

[PASHA Sighs]

Donets Dog...

Okay, but where is the deputy?

[YANA:] But I don't know where this deputy is. The deputy is not me.

Do you think I'm crazy?

[PASHA:] Or me.

[YANA:] Or I turn men into dogs.

[SHE:] Pasha?

-[PASHA:] It is. [-YANA SCREAMS]

[SIGHES]

[MOBILE VIBRATING]

[SHE:] Yes?

[YANA:] I'm running! I'm not late!

If I'm late, please don't leave them alone.

[MAJOR:] We'll make a statement to the press, I'm listening.

The mayor pulls me every hour. Tell me, what do you have?

[PASHA:] I'm giving up the case.

[MAJOR:] What?

[PASHA:] I'm taking a leave of absence for family reasons.

[MAJOR:] In a sense? You said you had suspects.

[PASHA:] The version has not been confirmed.

[MAJOR:] And that's called sabotage. And that's an article.

[PASHA:] Mom is calling. Let me answer.

[MAJOR:] The whole city is on edge! The mayor, the journalists, those crazy relatives!

-[PASHA:] Yes, mom. -[MAJOR:] What mom? I'm going to you and your mom now!

Ah! Gunko, Tkachuk, come here!

Pasha, calm down!

Put him in a cage! Quickly!

The dog is wild!

[SADDLE MELODY]

[YANA:] What's wrong with her?

[DOCTOR:] It looks like a heart attack.

[YANA:] And where is Pasha, her son?

[DOCTOR:] I don't know, she made the call herself.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

[DOCTOR:] Where? Only relatives are allowed!

[YANA:] I am a daughter-in-law.

[AMBURGLAR SIREN]

[CALL MOBILE]

-[YANA:] This is her son. I'll take it. -[DOCTOR:] Please.

-[YANA:] Hello, Pasha, where are you? -[COP:] Auntie Vira, this is Sasha from work.

Pasha can't speak. He's been arrested.

[SHE:] Why?

[COP:] He refuses to share information on one case.

You know Pashka, he's stubborn.

And the major is as evil as the devil. So don't wait for Pasha to come home.

[YANA:] Take care of her, please.

-[DOCTOR:] Where are you going? -[YANA:] I'm running!

Tell Pasha that I'm running!

[COP:] Where are you running to, Auntie Vira?

[KATYA:] Yana, code red. They're going to fight now.

[STEPAN:] You might think that only your Parazhanov is culture!

[KATYA:] Sorry, sorry. This is Yana and she will be here soon.

[YANA:] Faina, Stepan, I won't come.

Faina, Stepan wants to demolish your house and build an office in the shape of a glass sausage.

Stepan, the chief architect will never approve your project.

[STEPAN:] What?

[YANA:] You both don't need this deal.

Katya, dear, I'm sorry. I'm running.

[KATYA:] How about some coffee? I'll bring it right away.

[STEPAN:] I'll give your Yana a unit right now!

So that everyone can see who she is!

[FAINA:] Demolish the house? Do you have a conscience?

[STEPAN:] Is this what the one who wants stupid money for her shack?!

[FAINA:] But you don't see beauty in anything except sausages!

[STEPAN:] But you don't see reality through your upturned nose!

[FAINA:] Unwashed brute!

[STEPAN:] Podil bitch!

[FAINA SCREAMS]

[LYRIC MELODY]

[STEPAN:] You have a very beautiful nose.

[YANA:] Mom, it turns out it's so easy to blame you for all the failures.

And this is the easiest way.

But that's not fair, because I know what your mother was like.

She never said she loved me.

And you've never said anything bad to her in all this time.

I'm sorry. I said terrible things.

No one taught us how to love.

But I love you very much, Mom.

And you and I will learn to love together.

I'll be gone for a while. But I'll find someone to take care of you.

To cheer you up a little...

You can do whatever you want with this apartment!

[Brisk Melody]

[DOGS BARK CONTINUOUSLY]

[SHE:] Hello, police?

I know where the maniac is.

[THE CHEERFUL MELODY FALLS]

[YANA:] These are the belongings and phones of all the missing men.

Besides the deputy.

I have no idea where your MP is.

I will tell you everything I know on one condition.

You are releasing one innocent person right now.

[SAD PIANO MELODY]

[COP:] Yep...

[YANA:] What did you do?

[PASHA:] What did you do?

[YANA:] Pasha, mom is at the hospital. Go to her.

And there is one request.

Take care of my dogs later.

[PASHA:] Yano, why?

[YANA:] Sometimes there's no choice. You just do what you have to do.

for those you love.

For the first time in my life, I'm probably not afraid to love.

And I'm not afraid to say it.

I love you, Pasha.

[MAGIC SOUND]

[GROWL]

[MEN SCREAMING]

[LYRIC MELODY]

[COP SNEEZES, MUSIC STOPS]

[MELODY RESUMES]

[YANA:] Well, that's true. They all turned into dogs.

I'm ready for anything — a lie detector, a psychiatrist, a DNA test...

[COP:] Enough of this nonsense! Where are the bodies?

[YANA:] Okay. I'll tell you where the bodies are.

[TARAS:] Oh, human food! I missed that!

[ALBERT:] And I somehow got hooked on this thing.

[SLAVA:] Yes, come on, fuck off! What's this here?

[TARAS:] There is cheese, but it's all over the place.

[SLAVA:] Come here.

What is it? I know cheese.

[ROMAN:] Guys, I don't know what it was,

but let's never tell anyone about it.

No, seriously, Val. None of that, okay?

[VAL:] But we'll all meet again someday, won't we? Remember? Laugh?

[ALL:] No!

[KEYS JINGLE]

[PASHA:] I'm from the police. Is everything okay?

Were you held against your will?

Were there any illegal acts, sexual violence?

[SLAVA:] Unfortunately, no.

[ROMAN:] This is such a funny situation...

[TARAS:] We wanted our girlfriend...

[ROMAN:] Yani, let's have a surprise...

[FAME:] Naked party! Surprise!

[ALL:] Surprise!

[PASHA:] Where have you been the last few days?

[ALBERT:] We went mushroom picking.

[TARAS:] For mushrooms.

[PASHA:] And where are the mushrooms?

[VAL:] Eaten.

[PASHA:] Everything is clear.

Get dressed.

[YANA:] I come to, there's blood everywhere.

A hammer in his hands,

and instead of a head he has porridge.

[COP-1:] Keep talking. Who was that?

[SHE:] Taras.

[COP-2:] Holy Mother. Where is the body?

[YANA:] I also sprayed it in the Dnipro.

[COP-2:] Next.

[SHE:] I dissolved Albert in a barrel of acid.

-[COP-2:] Where is the barrel? -[YANA:] Also in the Dnieper.

[COP-1:] I won't be swimming this summer.

[YANA:] I ran after Slava with an axe,

He took it and hid in the bathroom.

Then I started hacking at the door, and only then at him.

[COP-1:] Is this from some movie?

Exactly — it's "The Shining." I saw the first one somewhere too.

And this thing with acid - is it "Breaking Bad" or is it "The Dog"?

[COP-2:] Did you kill Roman Donets too?

[SHE:] Like a dog.

[COP-2:] Here come your bodies.

See a psychiatrist, storyteller.

[DOG HACKS]

[YANA:] Oh my God, dog.

What are you... What are you, not a human?

Did I just bring you in from the street?

Okay, I won't give you up now.

I won't give it away. I won't give it away. You'll be mine alone.

[PASHA:] Are you back to the old days?

[YANA:] Run, run.

[LYRIC PIANO MELODY]

-[YANA:] How's mom? -[PASHA:] It's fine.

Resting.

And thank you.

I still don't know how to explain it all.

[SHE:] Me too.

Well, but it's all true.

And I told you a bunch of different nonsense about love.

This is also true.

You can kiss me if you want.

[PASHA:] Is this safe?

[YANA:] No one will save you from me anymore.

[RHYTHMIC MELODY]

[ROMAN SINGING]

Damn, honey, I love you so much!

-Cat, I love you too! -I am stronger than you!

-I'm stronger than you. -No, here I am!

-Let me pay you. I'll treat you! -Let me treat you better!

No, come on! I just got cashback from the bank.

[MOM GIGGLING]

My dog.

[SLAVA:] My cherry.

[HUMING PLAYFULLY]

[ALBERT:] Have you ever had a dog?

[KSENIA:] This is my Muratyk!

You see, soon he will be hairy like a lion!

-[KSENIA:] I love you. I love you so much. -[MURAT:] I love you here.

[VAL:] I want to make a confession.

That I had suspected about myself for a long time, but couldn't say.

Actually, I...

am a dog lover.

[ROMAN:] Well, well! Hello!

[DOG:] Cool movie.

Now, let me throw you a stick, as soon as I finish the job.