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Catechromancy. It means using a mirror for the purposes of divination,

conjuring, or in our case, summoning.

If you've ever attended a sleepover, you know the ritual of Bloody Mary.

The old version involves a flight of stairs and a handheld mirror.

But the most common and well -known version is much simpler.

You find a mirror, like this one.

You stare into it, and you repeat Bloody Mary's name over and over again.

And if done right, Bloody Mary will appear.

And, well, what she does seems to vary from story to story.

Maybe she screams and scares the life out of you.

Maybe she just calls your eyes out.

Or maybe she just traps you in the mirror.

Forever.

But what we'd like to know is, who is Bloody Mary?

According to folklore, she could be Queen Mary I of England, or...

Any number of executed witches named Mary.

I guess the only way to know for sure is to ask her.

And tonight, we're going to do just that.

How was that?

Did that suck?

No, it didn't suck. Come on.

We've got a sled on.

Um, it was good.

I thought it was... You look good.

Well, we could try it again. Maybe take your time. Maybe. Did I seem rushed or

did I stutter a little bit? I think that part where you said forever. Yeah. I

rushed a little bit.

Also, to be totally honest, I caught the audio recorder in the mirror at least

once, if not several times. Oh, boy. Okay.

Yeah, just try it again. You're good, though. Okay. You're good. Okay. So

going again? Yeah, let's do it again. All right.

Am I in frame?

So tell us who you are. My name is Rob.

And where did we meet?

We met in college about seven years ago, and we just became friends ever since.

We have weird hobbies.

Yeah, we do.

Dustin. Yes?

What are you doing, man?

B -roll.

My name's Dustin. I'm the camera guy, sound guy, also.

This place is weird. Did you see the fish on the wall? Where did we meet?

Well, we came out of the same vagina.

So it's that.

Sometime after that.

Brilliant.

Come on, are you ready?

Yeah, yeah, hold on. I want to get over here.

Look at this guy.

Oh, he's cute.

He looks like he's like...

But really I just want to get ourselves out there really So we can just do

things and I can put something really good on the resume. You know what I

Yeah, it said between one and one, or between three times and a thousand

Oh, so we're doing the whole family? No, I'm just going to shoot for 13 and go

from there. Okay.

Yeah. Okay.

So, Destiny, you ready, man?

I'm going to see.

Yes. All right, Kayla, you ready?

I am ready.

All right, let's get it.

Bloody Mary.

Do you believe in the paranormal?

No, not at all? No.

Bloody Mary.

Bloody Mary.

Bloody Mary.

Uh... Bloody Mary.

No.

But I kind of feel like there's stuff... Am I supposed to look at you or should

I look? I feel like there's stuff that happens that is difficult or impossible

to explain.

Like, in the broadest sense, I am non -believer. Don't believe in the

paranormal.

Bloody Mary.

Cricket. Cricket.

Cricket.

That was it, right? Yeah.

Wait.

Should I?

No. You're going to piss her off. Well, nope.

All right. Guess not. All right. So we're done? I mean, I think we did it

I mean.

That's what it said. Yeah.

13. As many times as we can. Well, to be fair, we didn't do 1 ,000.

I don't think we have it. So who are you?

I am Kayla, and I am a horrible interviewer. Oh, come on now. Yeah.

Do you believe in the paranormal?

I do.

It's not like everything's a ghost, everything's always a flickering, it's a

demon kind of believer, but I want to dig in the paranormal side first.

I want to do this series because not only is it fun, and to be honest, I do

to get my name out there. I am trying to get more towards a newscasting job and

all that, but I do want to show people that this stuff is real.

Can you see these videos online all the time, and people are like, oh, that's

fake, but how do you know it's fake?

You can't prove it, so why do you just assume that? I want to experience it

myself, and I want to experience it with you, you know?

All right, final question.

Now, keep this all the way 100.

Okay, 100. Are you more excited or scared?

50 -50?

50 -50? Yeah, I mean, I'm nervous. Okay. I am nervous, but I am really excited.

If I wasn't excited at all, I wouldn't be doing this at all.

But I am very excited. I'm pumped.

And I am scared.

I'm scared.

Just a little bit. Just a little bit. Just a little bit. All right.

Cool.

Done deal.

Yeah. Good job.

That was surprising.

I think you believe in, like, ghosts and stuff?

Yeah.

When?

When? I had no idea.

All right. Well, me and Rob think you're dumb, but okay.

You're not dumb.

Yeah, you're kind of dumb.

Oh, but the website slash the ritual and the poems.

Yeah, yeah.

Speaking of poems, there's something, I think there's a poem called Kamino's

Hell. Kamino's Hell. Kamino's Hell.

Japanese one, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we can try that.

You both heard of it?

Yeah. Well, yeah.

Have you heard of it? No.

Well, how's your Japanese?

Right.

I really honestly can't remember.

Everything from it, but I just know Tom No's Tale is, like, one of the most

easiest ones we can try.

Okay. Right, because it's just, like, we can just, like, light some candles and

just do it somewhere spooky and enhance it.

Urban legends were once pathed via word of mouth.

In the modern age, they're spread all over the Internet.

Somewhere between old -fashioned ghost stories and Internet memes, you'll find

creepypastas. Now coming into peak popularity in 2010,

Creepypastas have since been adapted to web series and films.

Some, such as Slender Man, have found mainstream attention.

Many creepypastas come in the forms of games or rituals.

And tonight, we're going to attempt our first one.

With Tomino's Hell, an alleged cursed Japanese poem said to bring serious

misfortune upon anyone who dares to read it out loud.

sister vomits blood, younger sisters breathing fire, while sweet little

just spits up the jewels.

All alone does Tamino go falling into that hell, a hell of utter darkness

without even flowers.

Is Tamino's big sister the one who whips him?

The purpose of scourging hangs dark in his mind,

lashing and thrashing him, but never quite shattering.

On sure path to Avicii, the eternal hell.

Into the blackest of hells guide him now.

I pray to the golden sheep, to the nightingale.

How much did he put in that leather pouch to prepare for his trek to eternal

hell?

Spring is coming to the valley, to the woods, to the needle mountains, to the

spiraling towns.

Not just on some empty whim, it's flesh pierced with blood -red pins.

They serve as hellish signposts for sweet little dominoes.

Is that it?

Yeah. Do you feel curt?

It feels bad.

It is a bad poem.

That was really bad.

Kind of breaks my heart.

You think we should have done it in Japanese?

Yes.

Are you ready?

I don't really know what I'm saying. Why are you showing me this right now, man?

What? I mean, I just want to get your, like, honest reaction to it.

Okay. All right? Okay. You ready?

All right, yeah.

Creep.

See, like, universally creepy idea. The boogeyman. Everybody knows the

boogeyman. Yeah. That kind of thing going on.

Closet man, I think, is just a simple spooky sounding concept, right?

No, that sounds kind of weird to me.

No, you know what? You're not into closet man. No, that sounds weird.

Closet man? Yeah.

He's not, like, coming out of the closet. That's a bad superhero name.

It was cleared on the note.

See, they left it on to buy.

And part of the oath is you ask if he'll accept you as a thrall.

Okay. And it moved to no.

I think the idea of it is creepy, right? Like having the spearboard in another

room, have to go and check it, like that kind of thing.

Okay,

so let me plead my case here, all right?

You have the idea of the closet, right?

Like everybody, when they're a kid, they're afraid of the closet, right?

afraid of the dark, afraid of the boogeyman being in the closet. Sure.

what this is, man. It's like a boogey, like a closet boogeyman type scenario,

okay? Okay. So you're playing, you're tapping into that. You're tapping into

that spookiness, right? Mm -hmm.

Then there's a whole blood offering part of it, which to me makes it seem legit.

It makes us seem legit that we would go the distance to do that.

What do you think, like location -wise then?

Okay. So there is, in town, it's like 20 minutes away, it's one

of those, like, mental health institutes, like an insane asylum,

Okay. And it was one of those scenarios where, like, back in the 60s, they

closed it down and let everybody go kind of thing, you know? Mm -hmm. And they

have a big deep freeze, like a big freezer, like a walk -in freezer, that I

think could serve as our closet. Because that imagery is spooky, right? We're

just going to make sure that it's off.

We put a camera in with her. That's a good idea. I like that. You know, so

she has the flashlight, when we see her face, we can see her doing the oath, and

you have the imagery of when she turns the flashlight off, it goes dark, you

know. Yeah, yeah.

That's nice.

And then the whole suspense building up to going and looking at the spirit

board.

Gosh, gosh, man. This might get us some views.

I think so. Okay. This might get us some views.

Here's the other thing.

People were doing this a bunch like a few years ago.

Like five or six years ago.

People are doing it a bunch, posting their videos, all that stuff, all right?

And you go to the porn to be like, this is me doing it. This is me doing the

closet man, yada, yada, yada, yada.

Almost all those links are broken.

Meaning that the video was up, the link is still sitting there, but they took it

down. See, that's interesting.

I was skeptical at first.

I'm good. Okay, because I need you to help me talk Kayla into this, because

she's not going to want to cut her hand, and she's not going to want to stay in

that closet.

All right.

But if we take the picture... She's not, she's not, she's not going to do that

with the hand stuff.

So we're going to figure out... Something funny.

Something funny.

I love how he stands up. He's so cute.

I have the closet man in front of me.

This ritual is intended to summon an ancient being referred to as the closet

man. The closet man is meant to be often loved to do the same category of

folklore.

I'm really tempted to dye my hair blue now.

Similar to Bloody Mary.

That's creepy, right?

Okay, so she's making like a Ouija board.

Yeah. A makeshift, yeah. Out of paper.

I mean, there's no law saying it has to be a real board. You gotta do what you

gotta do, I guess.

I mean, I've never heard of making one, but... But we'll have to use a real one.

Yeah, if we do this, it has to be legit. Yeah, we gotta get a real spirit board.

So are you catching like the

gist of what they're doing?

I mean, so far.

Cut themselves?

Yeah, just like a little bit. No.

Well, just wait. Just watch the rest.

It's not that bad.

You have to stay in the closet for an hour? Yeah, from two to three. It's like

the witching hour, right?

Go to the room with the spirit board. If the ritual was successful, our order

will be saying either yes or no.

If the answer is no, we're safe.

If the answer is yes,

you're now the thrall of the closet.

And you must do his bidding.

It's spooky, right? Yeah.

The crooked jaw gets me, dude.

Go hard or go home.

Just do it.

Just do it.

What do you think?

I think they're kind of dumb.

Well, you think you'd be able to do something like that?

Oh, I can be dumb too?

No. No, no, no.

Put your hand just a little bit with a smaller knife.

I don't know, dude. Why?

It's like a paper cut.

Paper cuts hurt.

It'll be fine.

Oh, yeah, don't forget the salt.

Oh, my God. No break.

No break.

The salt in front of the door.

But first you got to put the hand on it.

Yeah, I got that part.

So are you comfortable with that?

Just wait, just watch.

There's a spooky part coming up and I think you'll appreciate it. Yeah.

Yeah, not really. She's not really into it. I mean, she was drinking, so.

It

was

creepy. It felt like someone was

in there with me.

It was really corny. I mean, yeah, but they did it the way they did. We just

hooked it up a little bit.

Yeah. Like, if we did this, we would have to make it ten times freakier.

Okay, now they're going, this is the spooky part.

Oh, but it went on the note.

Yeah,

but how do we know one of them didn't move it?

Yeah, there was a cut.

Yeah, there was a cut.

Yeah, he did a cut.

He's

smart.

I like him.

They're making the girls do everything.

Right.

She needed to get that knife out of her hand.

Okay,

that's it. That's basically it.

Nothing else happened.

So what do you think, though?

I'm the one who has to do it, right?

Yeah.

You are the host of the show.

Well, shoot, that's making us wimps because we're not doing it. Oh, God, we

We're the guys in the video. Oh.

I like it. I like it a lot. Okay. I think we can make it. It will boost some

value for our video.

I mean, I'm not too familiar with this whole thing, with this whole closet man.

We put you.

In the closet, right? We put a camera in there with you, which is something they

didn't do. Put a camera in there with you so we can see you, the flashlight,

everything. See the flashlight go out.

There's drama, right? There's suspense because we do the spirit board at the

beginning, and then the audience is wondering, like, ooh, what's the spirit

board going to say? And we go back to it at the end. I just feel like it has a

lot of potential to be creepy.

Something that's not super available for people to watch online. It's something

relatively new to most people.

I don't know. I just feel like it's kind of a home run as far as these rituals

go.

Okay. I feel like you're into it.

I like it. I like it a lot. I think it's creepy.

I think we can make it creepy. I think that people would enjoy it. I don't like

the idea of cutting my hand.

I don't like the fact that I have to stand in a closet for an hour at 2 a .m.

Okay, well, technically it won't be a closet.

No?

No, because we have a location.

So before I even got to make a decision whether I want to do this, y 'all are

scouting locations.

Listen, listen.

There is a, we'll call it a mental health.

Oh, great. That closed down in the 60s. It was one of those deals where they

closed down because of lack of funding, and they kind of let everybody go.

Go or die. There's a difference.

And we have access to the building, and there's a big walk -in freezer off of

the cafeteria.

Oh, my God.

But imagine how scary that is. It's like a big metal door. You know what I mean?

You're behind this big metal door.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Listen. Are you okay?

No.

Here's the thing, Kayla. Okay, like, you, I feel like for this to succeed and

you know that I'm right, you have to thrust yourself into it 100%.

It's not that big a deal. You cut your finger a little bit, it's going to heal.

So it doesn't have to be, like, a big cut. No, like, she just did, like, a

little bit on her thumb, right? You could do less than that.

See, I thought she meant to do more. She was just too drunk to actually make a

real cut.

I mean, there's a possibility. But you can do just a little bit.

Okay, one hour, one hour in a freezer.

That doesn't work, obviously.

Right, no. The freezer's out of commission.

Rob has the same concern.

You will not be in a cold freezer.

One hour in a freezer for possible, probable, more than likely

immortality online with our web show. Yep. Like, sacrifice one hour of time,

right? Yeah. One hour of time so that we have a good episode of our show.

Like... Like an ounce of blood in an hour of time, and we have a great

All right, we've got three minutes left.

Okay. All right, let's get started.

All right, we need the salt. We need a flashlight. We're not doing salt,

remember?

Crap, I forgot. All right, thanks.

All right, you got a flashlight?

All right, we got the knife. Who got the knife? I got my pocket knife. Pocket

knife? All right.

We got the freezer.

And the spirit board, you got that?

I have the spirit board. All right.

Now we got to put that down, flatten it out.

Make sure this is right here, pointing toward the die.

Okay.

And we go to the freezer, and that's it. Okay.

Cool.

That's it.

All right, dude.

Moment of truth.

Put up or shut up?

I can't do it, dude.

What do you mean you can't do it? You said you were going to do it earlier.

But now that it's actually happening, I didn't really... I just won't be able to

do it. Shut up.

He did say that, and he was right. Yeah, well, now that the moment actually

came, I just, I don't even think I can. So we have, what, like two and a half

minutes to do this, and you're going to bail right now?

I don't want to, but... All right, I'm going to do it.

What do you mean you're going to do it? We got to do something.

Yep. Come on, do it.

Oh, my.

Oh, man.

There.

There. Okay. All right. You're getting that? Yeah. Got it, man. Good, because

hurts like hell. Open the.

All right.

Make sure you can see.

Ready? Yep.

There it is.

All right. All right.

We're running out of time.

So cut for now. Let's get her in the closet. All right. Got it.

You got it set up?

Yeah, we're almost there. How much time we got?

Uh, about 30 seconds. Oh, shit! Okay, okay, it's rolling. Come on.

You ready?

Okay. Alright, go, go, go, go, go.

Alright.

Here we go.

This space is your gateway.

This flood my offering.

Cross this threshold, and I am yours to command.

My allegiance is to you.

My purpose is to spread your gospel.

I await your answer.

All right, we've got about five

seconds left.

Five seconds? Five seconds, Kayla!

Five.

Four three two one.

All right, we're good. You ready?

Yeah, all right Hold on

Wait, are you messing around? I'm not messing around.

She's gonna freak the hell out.

Help me man.

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

Come on, come on, let's go.

No, no, seriously, open the door.

Open the door!

Don't you freak out. She's going to freak out.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Hold on, hold on. If I can get something between the... Hurry up.

Hey,

hey, everybody stop pounding on the door.

Don't move the door.

It's fine.

One, two, three.

One more time. Hold on, hold on.

It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. One, two, three.

Okay, one more, one more. Oh my god!

We got it, we got it. Hold on, it's just rusty.

One, two, three.

You okay?

I love you.

You alright?

Oh my god.

You okay?

I guess the adrenaline rushed to my leg. You all right?

Sorry about that.

It was just rusty. It's fine.

Okay. Okay.

Woo!

Well, that was fun.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I didn't catch any of that. Okay, so... Kayla, tell us what just happened.

It locked in the freezer.

And it was terrifying.

Like, it was seriously terrifying.

So let me ask you this. How does it feel to finally come out of the closet?

I mean, it's 2016.

Whatever.

Alright, so... Oh, we gotta check the thing, right? We gotta check the spirit

board? Yeah!

Okay, let's go.

Well, guys, Closet Man does not give a shit about us.

All right. All right, well.

That was fun.

Oh, yeah.

That was fun.

All right, we good? We done?

I guess that was the last of it. It didn't move. It didn't do anything.

Maybe we might get some good edits out of this. Oh, yeah, I think we'll get

good edits. It'll probably still be spooky.

Are you good? You feel good, Rob? We good?

Hey, I'm good. It's your call, man.

I'm great. I'm good. You're great.

Good. All right, let's get out of the insane asylum. How about that? Okay.

You have a favorite?

I mean, they're all stupid, so why?

I mean, I don't know.

It's one of those things where, you know, a lot of these people do them all

time on the internet and shit, and I think the thing people don't realize is

that if something had actually happened, like if one of these had actually

worked, it would be national news. Well, just because you don't see something

doesn't mean it doesn't exist.

No, but it's a pretty good indication that it doesn't exist. It's like wind.

Think about it. You don't see spirits all the time doesn't mean they're not

there. I think it does. I think that, I mean... Or they can be in another

dimension.

I can't tell if you're mocking the situation or if you're actually being

Yeah,

see, you just... See, this is why, like, it was like... It's so late, I'm sorry.

It's, like, shocking to me that I've known you your entire life and today you

bust out on me that you believe in ghosts and stuff.

And I never talked about it, I mean...

I never have. It's too late to be having this conversation. I can't tell if I'm

going to laugh at you or if I just want to hate you. You probably want to hit

me. I do want to hit you. But you shouldn't because I'll have to see that.

I would too because I'll beat you up.

You don't buy any of this stuff, right? No.

Okay.

You've never had any experience?

Not even a little one? Never.

Never? Never.

I see so many black cats that go past my car every time I drive.

That's superstitious though.

It's all superstitious.

Let's say you live here by yourself.

You saw the paper towels like this. You step in there. You walk away for two

minutes. You come back and they're like that.

What if they're like this?

Earthquake. So you don't even want to believe.

That's the weird thing is that you know what? I actually do.

I do want to believe.

Not at all.

See, I'm constantly hoping that I'll see a ghost or like an alien will come down

and probe my butt or something to prove to me.

Would you really want an alien to probe your butt? I've seen a ghost.

You did what now?

At home.

Like at mom and dad's house? Yeah.

By myself.

When you say you saw a ghost, like what did you see?

Well, I don't know where the hell he... you guys were but after i got out of the

shower i opened the door and when you walk you know how when you walk out it's

just the white hallway right and you open up the bathroom door it's just the

white hallway and the hallway is going like this yep it was a girl a really

skinny girl with long blonde crimpy hair wearing nothing but white just straight

up white with her arms like this and she ran past the bathroom door in this high

pitched screeching noise that I could not even begin to tell you what it

like. It was so terrifying.

She had crimped hair, though?

It was very, very wavy.

Like she did a hair crimper?

You are so pissed, aren't you?

I'm not a kid.

Well, I mean, how have you gone your entire life and never told me about

Would you have believed me?

I don't believe you now.

Then that answers your own question. Well, no. Did you tell Mom and Dad? No.

Why not?

It was real.

This is like a new feeling I'm having where, like, you realize that someone

love is absolutely insane.

I'm sorry. I just, I have such a hard time believing it. I mean. And that's

you asked me. Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you

tell me? Well, okay. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I guess, here's the,

I believe that you, like, saw something.

I don't know.

You don't know. I'm willing to admit I don't know. A ghost?

A ghost?

Or it could have been a cat.

In a white dress with creepy hair.

I like Rob's theory.

I like that it was a cat in drag.

A cat? I'm sorry.

A little bit taller than me? I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Well, on that note, I love you guys. I'm about to... You taking off? Yeah, I

gotta go.

All right. It's late. It's late.

I don't know.

Drive safe, man. Thanks, man.

Thank you so much. You need some road grapes?

Some grapes for the road? Don't take the grapes away from me. This is good.

Okay.

Well, thank you both.

I don't know. Whatever.

I'll see you guys.

Later, man.

Later.

I hope I don't see that girl outside.

I hope you do see that girl outside. I hope she makes you go off the side of

road.

Whoa, that's intense.

I didn't say, I hope he dies.

I didn't say, I hope he dies.

I didn't say, I hope he dies.

I didn't say, I hope he dies.

For real, though, why would you never tell any of us about that?

Because at the time, I even thought I was crazy.

Yeah? Yeah.

I'm sorry. I'm not, like, I'm, like, I'm goofed around as being a jerk. I'm

trying to be mean to you.

Well,

it's just weird. It's just weird to me. Like, I've never heard you talk about

that stuff, and then...

I don't know. It's just weird.

It's not really something you can spring up and run in conversation.

Since we started doing this, it all came flooding back.

What do you think it means that we've been doing this stuff and nothing's

happening? Like, none of it works. I mean, is it just that the rituals are

bullshit? I don't know. I think they're just stupid stories passed down. Yeah.

I mean, I would like to come across one that's actually real. Yeah. I do. I

mean, I'm not saying I want to.

experience hell over a ritual but yeah i'd like to see something that proves

myself that i'm not crazy well i mean i'm with you on that one like i want to

see something i want to have to like it's gonna sound weird but like if i saw

ghost or something crazy happen it would you know it would call everything i

think i know into question like that would be that would i want that to

well that's good that makes me feel a little bad i'm sorry i feel bad oh shit

Do you know what I did?

I left the other camera back at the location.

It's sitting in the goddamn freezer.

Oh, I don't want to drive back out here.

I'll get B -roll of the place while I'm there.

That way it's not like a wasted trip.

All right.

Well, I'm going home afterwards, though.

I'm sorry I was being cute.

I love you. Don't be mad at me.

Oh, my God, man.

Oh, you scared the shit out of me.

I'm helping my sister and her friend do a documentary.

We actually didn't B -roll. We have permission to be here.

I'm Dustin, by the way.

Can you hear me?

Do you have permission to be here?

Oh, God. What the fuck?

Oh, shit.

Shit.

I'm here. I'm good. I'm good. I'm good. It's nice of you to show up. Yeah, I'm

sorry. Who are you?

I was just running behind.

What are we doing?

We're doing the ritual called Musical Chairs Alone.

Okay, hold on. Striking.

Don't blind yourself.

Okay.

What we're going to do is we are going to put a chair right here, like Rob just

put. Okay. We are going to turn off the light, and I'm going to have a match,

but it's not lit.

And once the music starts playing, I'm going to walk around the chair six

And if the music keeps playing, that means if the music stops, I sit down and

light the mat.

That means I've won.

Okay, you win if it stops. Yeah, I win if it stops. That means nothing bad is

going to happen. But if the chair falls over on its own, leave the room

immediately. Do not look at the chair. Do not enter the room alone ever again.

What happens if the music...

Keeps playing, like it's obviously going to keep playing. That means you've

invited something into your home, and it does not want to play.

So it's kind of set up to fail, right?

Yeah, I mean, I hope something happens. I think this is pretty creepy.

Yeah. Dude, you all right, man?

Yeah, you guys, I'm fine. Am I being weird?

Yeah, you actually seem a little jittery. A little off, man. Maybe too

coffee or something? I'm good. I'm fine. I'm fine.

I'm good. Can we do it? Are we good? Yeah. Ready?

Yep.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

Right. Okay.

I'm playing now.

All right.

Good?

Yeah, give me a second.

All right.

I'm good when you are.

You know what? I got to go, actually.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

I just remembered that I have to... Dude, man, no. Where are you going? No.

got to actually... No, I know, I know, but I got to do something, though. Come

on, man. It's after midnight.

Dude, I have to work in the morning, man. We can do it.

We can just do a different day, right?

Oh, my gosh, man.

I'll be... I'm sorry. I got to take off. Whatever, man. Go.

Do you think you got good footage so far?

Yeah, I think so. I mean, there's going to be a difference between

what your intros look like and what the actual rituals look like. The intros are

more polished looking.

Right. Well, I mean, I kind of like that vibe.

Well, yeah, I mean, that's what makes sense.

I mean, it makes sense to me. They have better lighting.

Like when we did Bloody Mary, I was just running and gunning with the light on

the rig.

Yeah. Are we getting enough footage to actually make something like a decent

length of time?

I think so. I mean, if we're going for like, you know, five to ten minutes per

episode, then I think we're hitting right in the sweet spot. But I think

better to... So, when we were doing that musical tear, Richard, let's go

through.

You sounded like you were out of breath.

Like someone took the breath out of you.

I just, um... I think it's just like a...

Like a lack of sleep thing. Like, it's just like making me... I

don't know. It's just making me anxious to figure out what's... Well, like, are

you... Are you not... Are you a lack of sleep? Like, as in you...

You know, you're not focusing right, or is your eyes playing tricks on you?

Because that wasn't, those weren't normal gasps.

Like, it actually freaked me out.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I mean, I didn't mean to freak you out. I just, I don't know.

think I just, like, it's just like a panic attack. You know, they don't make

sense, right?

Yeah. It just kind of happened. I don't know. I mean, it's weird to me, too. I

don't want to.

Freak you guys out, and, like, I know I pissed Rob off because I was late, and

then, you know, I didn't mean to.

Yeah, well, that's just Rob.

Rob is Rob.

Well, I mean, I can't blame him. I mean, he's trying to, you know, he's kind of

running the show.

I mean... I know, but you gotta understand a little bit.

Yeah.

Uh... But no, I... I mean, I don't want you to worry

about me.

It's just something I'll work through. I'll be fine.

Well, but talk to me next time it happens. You don't have to play it off

you have to go, and don't be embarrassed or anything. Well, I don't want to be a

burden.

I don't want to bother you.

Well, I'll feel better if you talk to me about it. You just get up and leave

like that, and you're going to leave me panicking. What happened?

What's going on? Why is he short of breath? Why is he, you know? I know.

It's just hard for me to do that.

I understand. Just know that if you need to talk, I am here.

You want to text Rob and see if he wants to get something to eat with us?

Yeah. We can just hang out and talk and not do business shit. Not do business,

yeah. Just talk, hang out, eat bad food.

What's wrong?

I left my wallet at the studio.

Oh. All right.

Well, come on back and get it. Okay. I think I know where it is.

You just going to run in? Yeah, I'll be right back.

Standing medicines.

Kayla got out of the car.

Thank

God.

Did you hear from Rob?

Yeah, he texted me.

He said that we can pick wherever we want to go and just text him. He'll meet

there. He's pretty much driving us wherever we want to go.

Okay. You alright?

Yeah, yeah. I'm just... Yeah, I'm okay.

Yeah, will you just be, like, sitting in somewhere? You just want to grab and

go? No, let's sit in. Let's hang out for a little bit. Okay. Okay? Cool.

Alright.

Cold as shit. Yeah, good.

Is that Rob?

Hey.

Yeah.

Ooh, let's get inside.

Yeah. I'm starving. I'm cold.

Oh, thank you.

What did you feel about it? Did you think anything?

Did you think anything?

I mean, is it like, is it gauche if we do stuff that's been done before? What

can we do that hasn't been done before? Well, I know that's the problem, right?

Like, say we went chasing, like, Bigfoot or something.

Yeah. What do we, like, what can we add to the conversation about Bigfoot? Like,

what can we do that's different?

There's so many different theories about Bigfoot. There's so many different

species.

There's different species of Bigfoot?

Bigfeet?

Okay.

All right, I'm out of here. All right. Later, dude. See ya.

Shit. Come on.

Shit.

Shit.

Okay.

Oh, come on, come on.

No, no, no.

The living dog.

I suppose you're not going to tell us why you were late?

I mean, do I have to? Do you happen to know that?

Well, considering that it's been more than one occurrence, yeah.

How about we just do the goddamn ritual and then... I'll do it. Do it.

You all right? Yep.

Let's do the thing. I got the camera set up. We got spooky lighting.

Yep. Dolls put up. Candles lit. The mirrors are facing each other.

Oh.

Oh, no.

Lay the hair on the doll.

Okay.

See what's wrong, huh? No, man.

Do the thing.

All right.

Midnight. So, start.

Point towards the doll and say, I'm giving you a new body. Please accept it.

I'm giving you a new body, so please accept it.

Dude, come on. This is stupid.

Come on, man. I think you're being kind of stupid right now. There is no reason

for this. Okay, yeah, that's what you're... Says the guy who just

ritual that was partly his idea. Do you not see how stupid this is? Like, what,

the doll's going to come to life? Is that what we're doing? What's so stupid

about this one compared to the others? They're all stupid. How about that?

I mean... Come on, let's just do this for the video. For video sake. Come on.

Unbelievable.

Guys, guys, come on. Seriously, just keep going.

No, you're not doing it.

I'm completely cool with keeping going. So how about we just go? How about we

just do it? I'm keeping cool with going, but I'm going to interrupt this ritual

and say how stupid it is and mock it and laugh at it, even though it was

partially your idea.

Hey, guys, come on, y 'all. Seriously,

seriously, seriously.

Just calm down.

Let's go finish the video.

How did you get the hell out of it? How did that? Oh, my gosh, dude, dude.

Come on, man, please.

Nobody was talking to you. Were you talking to Rob? Because I wasn't talking

Rob.

Was anybody talking to Rob?

All right.

This is not the time right now, man. Come on. This is dumb. We keep doing

shit. It's fake. It's fake as hell. What? What's going to happen?

That's why we're doing this. No, explain to me, like, what's the point? Like,

what is the, what's the goddamn point?

Right? Because we need this for our video.

That's the whole point. We debunk stuff.

Bullshit.

Whose idea was this in the first place?

Well, I printed out the ritual and you approved it, so... I didn't approve it.

Robin tried to approve it. I just pointed the goddamn camera.

You said you were doing it.

I turned on the audio and I pointed the goddamn camera.

You know what? I think you should go.

I think you should go. No. No.

We're done. Kayla.

Kayla.

I'll go. No, don't. Don't go. Yeah, no, I'll go. Don't go.

Don't go, man. Why?

No, just stay. Let's calm down.

She's done. I'm done. Are you thirsty?

No, I'm not thirsty. I wasn't hungry. Kayla, are you thirsty?

No, I'm good, Dad.

Are you anyway hungry?

I'm going to buy some pizza or something because let's calm down, relax, and

just start over.

Take a deep breath.

Can we all take this seriously, or are we just going to laugh at one another?

Yeah, here, what we need to do is put the goddamn mirrors next to each other,

right? That's what we do. We've got to light the candle.

Right? Oh, my God.

Yep, that's right.

I'm going to take this shit and we go.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

I just came to say that I'm sorry about the other night. I'm sorry that I've

been weird. I know I've been kind of an asshole, and I just, I mean, I don't

want you or Rob to hate me, and so I'm sorry.

Well, we don't hate you, obviously.

What bothers, well, more or less bothers me, I won't speak for Rob, but is that

I just don't know why this sudden change, like if this project is taking a

on you, we just don't need to do it.

It's not that, um, it's hard to explain. I don't know how to, I mean, I told you

before, I don't know how to explain it to you, but I just want you to know that

I'm, I'm sorry. Like I'm, I'm aware of it. I'm not like.

Well, I appreciate that. And you know, I'm sorry too.

You don't have to be sorry to do anything.

Well, we both say things in the moment that we don't mean.

I know, but I was being a dick, so.

Yeah, you were.

What's wrong?

Hey.

What's wrong?

Nothing. I gotta go.

Okay. You don't want to stay in for the night? No, I need to go talk to Rob, so.

Okay.

Anyway, I'm sorry, and I love you, and I'm going to try not to be an ass, okay?

I love you too, and that means a lot.

Well, if you ever do decide you can't talk, just come to me, okay?

Okay. Call me later. Okay.

Bye. Bye.

Hey, man.

Hey.

I'm sorry, I know it's late.

Yeah, what's up?

Can I come in for a second?

Come on.

Hey, how you doing? You doing all right? I'm good, man.

Good. Yeah.

I just, I know it's late, but I just, I came by to apologize.

Okay. I'm sorry, because, I mean, I've been an asshole.

Yeah, you have, man. And, like, I know the other night it got bad, and I pissed

Kayla off, and I was rude to you.

Bro, she was pissed.

I know, and I just want to say I'm sorry.

I'll let you accept it.

Thank you, man.

You're welcome. So we can be cool?

We're good. Go back to normal?

Yep.

Cool. Back to normal, man. We're all good.

Right on.

I won't keep you too long, but before I go, I got something I think would be

good for the show.

Can I show it to you real quick?

Okay.

Like what? Okay.

Well, we need a closet.

Is there one we could use real quick?

It's only going to take a second. I promise it's only going to take a

Yeah. Yeah.

So where should we go? Follow me.

It's going to be worth it. It'll be good for the show, I think. Yeah, you say

so.

Yeah, it's perfect.

So what do you want me to do?

You just got to wait there for a second.

What am I waiting on?

I'll be right back. I got to check the fuse. I'm sorry.

For what?

I'm sorry.

For what?

What's wrong with you, man? What's wrong?

Who's here?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry,

man.

Ladies' spades appear.

Ladies' spades appear.

Ladies' spades appear.

Ladies' spades appear.

Hey, let's, um, let's go.

Why? We gotta go. We need to get out of here.

I'm sorry. We gotta go. I'm really sorry. I'm so sorry. We gotta go.

I thought we were over there.

Would you listen to me? I thought we were over there! No, we have, I'm sorry,

but we have... Justin, you're scared. He is here, and he needs your blood. Do

you understand?

What are you talking about? You took the oath, but he has my blood.

What? All right? So we have to go. Please, please, please, please, please,

please. I don't want it. You're not listening to me.

We have to go. Now.

No.

Kayla. Let's finish the ritual. Come on.

Let's go.

You're hurting me.

Kayla.

I love you, bitch!

This space is your gateway.

This blood my offering.

Cross this threshold and I am yours to command.

My allegiance is yours.

My purpose is to spread your gospel.

Will you accept me as your cross?

I await your answer.