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(Gossip girl) Good morning,
upper east siders.
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Gossip girl here...
Your one and only source
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into the scandalous lives
of Manhattan's elite.
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Top story on my home page...
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Serena Van Der Woodsen,
everybody's favorite "it" girl,
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has just returned
from a mysterious absence.
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You'll never believe
what's on "gossip girl."
Someone saw Serena getting off
a train at grand central.
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Everyone knows Serena...
(Cell phones ring)
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And everyone is talking.
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(Eleanor)
Blair, it's Serena.
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Serena?
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And b.'S boyfriend Nate...
Rumor has it...
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He's always had a thing
for Serena.
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But you're back now.
I didn't come back for you.
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Look, Blair's my best friend,
and you're her boyfriend,
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and she loves you.
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Why did she leave?
Why did she return?
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Must be a lot of rumors
why you're back.
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Yeah, but none of them
mention you.
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He tries to take his own life,
and you're worried
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it's gonna cost you, mom?
You have no idea
what it's been like.
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The best friend
and the boyfriend...
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That's pretty classy, s.
And Nate's friend Chuck
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won't let Serena
forget about her past.
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I'm trying to change.
I liked you better before.
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And then there's Dan,
the outsider.
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Looks like his childhood crush
has returned.
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She doesn't know me.
Nobody knows me. It's cool.
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No. No, no, no, no, no.
Uh, Serena, um,
do you know this young man?
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Oh, from last night.
You remember me?
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You'd really go out
with some guy you don't know?
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Well, he can't be worse
than the guys I do know.
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Guess whose dad is cool.
It's a trick question.
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(Dan) Yeah,
'cause it can't be ours.
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"Top ten forgotten bands
of the '90s."
Yeah, check out
who's number nine.
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He's very proud.
Hey! Hey,
way to be forgotten.
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(Lily) Why is my daughter
going to one of your concerts?
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Well, our kids were bound
to meet. It's a small island.
Are you sure it's not some ploy,
your using my daughter
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to get to me
now that your wife left you?
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Serena and her mystery man
made a surprise appearance
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at Blair's
kiss on the lips party.
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(Both) Serena's here?
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What is she doing here?
She wasn't invited.
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But Serena wasn't the only one
who made an impression...
Who's the newbie?
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Jenny made an impression
on Chuck.
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Let's go and talk
somewhere quieter.
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Get off! Stop!
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Hey! That is my little sister!
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Don't you ever touch her again!
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Hey, your life is over, slut!
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She better
not show her face again.
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I'm actually hoping she will.
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You think I got a shot
at a second date?
We'll talk about it
in the cab.
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And now that s. Is back,
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will the Upper East Side
ever be the same?
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We're all just dying
to see what happens next.
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And who am I?
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That's a secret I'll never tell.
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You know you love me.
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X.o.x.o., gossip girl.
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♫♫
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I bet you're wondering
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what gossip girl
is doing up so early.
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Truth is, I never went to bed.
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Why waste precious time dreaming
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when waking life
is so much better?
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(Gia Farrell)
♫ I did cause a commotion ♫
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♫ I can't help
but make a scene ♫
♫ ooh ♫
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♫ I ain't looking ♫
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Is there really anything better
than a lazy Sunday?
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Reading the paper in bed,
sipping coffee,
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scrambling an egg or two.
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Yeah, right.
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We upper east siders
don't do lazy.
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Breakfast is brunch,
and it comes with champagne,
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a dress code and a hundred
of our closest friends...
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And enemies.
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♫ Say, hey,
is it gonna be tonight? ♫
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♫ Come hit me up,
come hit me up ♫
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Chuck's dad, Bart bass,
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is hosting the annual brunch
for his foundation.
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Everyone is invited.
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Well, not everyone.
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♫ Held me right ♫
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♫♫
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Oh. Hey, you're up.
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And you're checking up on me.
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(Sighs deeply)
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I'm okay.
Really, I'm okay.
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You know, I was okay
when you asked me at the party
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and in the cab,
when we got home,
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before and after
I brushed my teeth.
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Look, I just feel really stupid.
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I mean, how could
I have actually thought
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that Chuck bass
just wanted to talk to me?
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Because you trust people,
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which is normally a good thing.
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Yeah, except
when it involves Chuck.
Yeah, pretty much.
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So the real question is,
uh, how are you?
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Me?
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Why wouldn't I be okay?
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You know, at the end
of the night, with Serena
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and the... the... the...
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Was it really that bad?
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This is me.
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So... good night.
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Yeah. (Chuckles)
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Yeah.
Um, yeah, good night.
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(Scoffs) Go! Walk her
to the door. Something. Go!
Okay.
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Oh! Oh, god.
That hurt a lot.
Whoa, whoa, stop, stop.
Sir, stop, stop, stop.
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(Brakes screech)
Aah!
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Oh, I think
I have brain damage.
You know what, Dan?
If you had brain damage,
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you wouldn't even know
if you had brain damage.
No, let's go, please.
Uh, wi... williamsburg.
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(Jenny) No!
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H-hi.
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(Scoffs)
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So he waved?
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I wouldn't have
taken him for a waver.
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No, he was just trying
to be funny.
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Maybe he's shy.
Or he hates me.
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No guy in the history
of the world has ever hated you.
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She probably thinks
I hate her now.
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I've waited my entire adolescent
life for a date with this girl,
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you know,
Serena Van Der Woodsen...
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And I decide to close
the evening with a wave.
It was a nice wave.
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At the end of a date?
Come on, there's no such thing.
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And you only get one shot
with a girl like Serena.
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I got mine, and I blew it.
Which means
you have nothing to lose.
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(Sighs) No, nothing except
my last shred of dignity.
Oh, no. I think that's gone.
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You're right.
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You know what? I'm just...
I'm gonna go talk to her.
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I'm gonna apologize
for the wave.
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I'm gonna tell her
how much I like her,
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and I'm gonna ask
for a second shot.
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No, I'm gonna get
a second shot.
Yeah, you are.
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Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
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I love the plan,
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but, uh, you need
a better outfit.
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And maybe a shower.
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(Snaps fingers)
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♫♫
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Whatever.
It's probably for the best.
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The last thing I need
in my life is a new guy.
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He was just so smart, though,
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and... and funny...
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It sounds like you like him.
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And really nice.
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God, Blair was
so mean to me last night.
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I don't even know why.
Whatever.
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I'm sure if we talk about it,
we can work it out.
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Hey, maybe I should
go over there.
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(Blair) Serena had better
just stay away.
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Thank you, Dorota.
(Isabel) Yeah, thanks.
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We love sleeping at Blair's.
I don't want
to see Serena at school,
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and she better not show
at brunch today.
You're really mad at Serena.
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Yeah, I hope you never
get that mad at us.
Well, you would never do
what Serena did.
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No, never.
Of course not.
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I wonder if Nate
remembered brunch.
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It would be so wrong
for me to show up
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without my boyfriend
whom I love, and who loves me.
(Cell phone beeps)
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(Cell phone vibrating)
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(Vibrating continues)
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Mm.
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Hello?
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Hi, sweetie.
Did I wake you?
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No, I'm up.
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Well, get some strong coffee
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and jump in the shower,
sleepyhead.
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Chuck's dad's brunch
for his foundation
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is today at the palace.
Oh, right. Of course.
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(Cell phone beeps)
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(Exhales deeply)
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(Poker chips clatter)
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Nathaniel, keep it down.
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Some of us are trying
to regain our strength.
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Your dad's brunch is today.
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Alarm's set for 9:00.
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It's 10:00.
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(Sighs deeply)
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Ladies, double-time.
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Hmm?
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Oh, unless... Nathaniel...
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I'm good.
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Actually, could you two
bring some coffee
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when you get a chance?
And some water... lots of water.
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You want ice with that?
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Looks like you could use some.
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That's enough, ladies.
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And I'll be sure
to tell my father
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just how committed you are
to the hospitality industry.
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That kid popped
you pretty good, huh?
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Never mess
with a guy's sister.
And if I knew his name,
I'd hunt him down and kill him.
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Why, 'cause you kill people now?
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You gonna strangle him
with your scarf?
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Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel.
It's my signature.
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I'm just saying,
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death by scarf...
Not that intimidating.
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He sucker punched me.
I told you.
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Besides, better a broken nose
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than a broken heart.
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What? I didn't even talk
to Serena last night.
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Who said anything about Serena?
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(Blender whirring)
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Do I look okay?
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Definitely second-shot material.
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All right, then I'm gonna go.
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Oh, um,
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and about what happened,
you know, with, uh, Chuck?
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If you wanna,
like, talk to someone...
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N-not your brother...
Just let me know.
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Okay.
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Yeah, I'll...
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All right.
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Hey, uh, wait.
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Actually, there is someone
I wanna talk to.
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Hey, hey, where you guys going?
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I was gonna make waffles.
Ooh. Sorry, dad.
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Yeah, can't.
But I wanna hear
about your date.
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(Dan) Later.
And your party.
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When we get back.
You guys missed
a really great show,
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and I make really good waffles.
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(Rihanna) ♫ my engine's ready
to explode, explode, explode ♫
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(Man) Palace hotel lobby.
Hi. This is,
uh, Nate Archibald
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calling from the bass suite.
I know you don't normally
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give out this information,
but can you tell me what room
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the Van Der woodsens
are in, please?
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Hey, Blair. It's me.
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Uh, I guess
you're still sleeping,
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but I'm gonna come over.
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I think we need to talk.
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Okay. Uh, see you soon. Bye.
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♫ So if you feel me,
let me know, know, know ♫
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♫ come on now ♫
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It looks like
the table's all set.
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As soon as the guests arrive,
we can start dishing.
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Here's what's on the menu...
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♫ watch me go, go, go, go ♫
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♫ get you where you wanna go,
if you know what I mean ♫
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♫ baby, you got the keys ♫
(Tires screech, loud crash)
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Mom, did you borrow
my Michel perrys?
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00:10:27,858 --> 00:10:29,899
(Groans)
I can't find anything in here!
242
00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,901
Well, it might help
if you unpacked.
243
00:10:31,902 --> 00:10:33,302
Look, you're home now.
244
00:10:33,303 --> 00:10:35,735
It's your life.
You should start living it.
245
00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,366
This is not life,
this is a hotel...
246
00:10:37,367 --> 00:10:39,939
Which we're living in because
you decided you didn't like
247
00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:42,812
the color of the walls
in our real home.
248
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:44,844
Mom, I said
I'd go to this brunch.
249
00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,677
What more do you want from me?
Sweetie, why are you
being like this?
250
00:10:47,678 --> 00:10:50,049
You love parties.
This is just not like you.
251
00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:53,652
Maybe it is like me. Maybe you
don't know what I'm really like.
252
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,755
Oh, okay, tell me.
253
00:10:55,756 --> 00:10:58,728
(Rooney's "when did your heart
go missing?" Playing)
254
00:10:58,729 --> 00:11:02,962
So did you and Dan have fun
at the concert last night?
255
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,333
We, um, never made it.
256
00:11:04,334 --> 00:11:07,867
We actually ended up
at the kiss on the lips party.
257
00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,740
Ah. Well,
that must have pleased Blair.
258
00:11:10,741 --> 00:11:12,772
Blair? Actually,
no, not that pleased,
259
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,004
which is why I'm going
to talk to her.
260
00:11:15,005 --> 00:11:18,277
Well just be back
in time for brunch, okay?
Mom.
261
00:11:18,278 --> 00:11:20,079
Look, honey, I know how hard
it is for you to be back,
262
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:22,281
but the more
you hide yourself away,
263
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,314
the more people are gonna think
you have something to hide.
Coming from someone
264
00:11:25,315 --> 00:11:27,316
who's keeping my brother
in an institution.
265
00:11:27,317 --> 00:11:29,218
That's different.
I mean it. Don't be late.
266
00:11:29,219 --> 00:11:30,319
(Door slams)
267
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,191
(Rooney) ♫ so misled, oh ♫
268
00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:34,463
Wait! Thanks.
♫ I'm waiting,
waiting for nothing ♫
269
00:11:34,464 --> 00:11:37,226
♫ you're leaving,
leaving me hanging ♫
270
00:11:37,227 --> 00:11:40,229
♫ when did your heart
go missing? ♫
271
00:11:40,230 --> 00:11:43,002
♫ When did
your heart go missing? ♫
272
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:46,405
(Bach's "brandenburg concerto
no. 3" playing)
273
00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:49,038
Hey. How you doing?
274
00:11:49,039 --> 00:11:52,081
Uh, I-I was in yesterday
with Serena.
How could I forget?
275
00:11:52,082 --> 00:11:56,015
Yeah, well, um, is she in?
276
00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:59,048
Just missed her, actually,
but you're welcome to wait.
277
00:11:59,049 --> 00:12:00,449
Okay, maybe I will.
278
00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,052
She... she probably
won't be that long, right?
279
00:12:03,053 --> 00:12:06,155
Once she went out and didn't
come back for six months,
280
00:12:06,156 --> 00:12:07,898
but feel free to sit.
281
00:12:10,961 --> 00:12:12,201
Over there.
282
00:12:12,202 --> 00:12:14,865
Over there is where I'll be.
283
00:12:20,010 --> 00:12:22,471
(Elevator bell dings)
284
00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:24,743
Hi, Nate.
It's great to see you.
285
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,346
Hi, Mrs. Van Der Woodsen.
Good to see you.
Oh, I'm just heading out.
286
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,920
Oh, is Serena in?
Oh, you just missed her,
but I'll tell her you came by.
287
00:12:30,921 --> 00:12:34,223
I'm sure she'll
be happy to hear it.
Uh, I don't know about that.
288
00:12:34,224 --> 00:12:36,055
Oh, what?
Come on, Serena loves you.
289
00:12:36,056 --> 00:12:38,858
I mean, I think she's always
had a little crush on you.
290
00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:41,330
Of course, you and Blair
are the perfect couple.
291
00:12:41,331 --> 00:12:45,194
Mm. Is Serena gonna be long?
I could just wait.
Oh, well, Dexter here
can take care of you.
292
00:12:45,195 --> 00:12:47,837
I'm just gonna step out
for a while.
293
00:12:47,838 --> 00:12:50,169
Nate's gonna wait for Serena.
294
00:12:50,170 --> 00:12:53,874
Great. He can get in line
behind that guy.
295
00:12:57,247 --> 00:13:00,009
I had a feeling you'd be back.
296
00:13:00,010 --> 00:13:01,280
Dan, is it?
297
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,282
Humphrey. Yes.
298
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:06,215
It's nice to see you again,
Mrs. Van Der Woodsen.
299
00:13:06,216 --> 00:13:08,217
I hope you've had
a pleasant, uh...
300
00:13:08,218 --> 00:13:10,459
Uh, 21 hours
since I last saw you.
301
00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:12,822
Yes, it has
been very pleasant...
302
00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:14,393
Until now.
303
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,496
Gentlemen.
304
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:23,202
Hey.
305
00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,005
Hey.
306
00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:28,007
♫♫
307
00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:30,110
(Elevator bell dings)
308
00:13:34,244 --> 00:13:38,447
♫♫
309
00:13:38,448 --> 00:13:40,890
(Elevator bell dings)
310
00:13:40,891 --> 00:13:43,222
Blair?
311
00:13:43,223 --> 00:13:45,024
Hey.
312
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:46,255
Serena.
313
00:13:46,256 --> 00:13:49,129
Hey, I got two bone-dry caps
and Audrey.
314
00:13:50,460 --> 00:13:52,932
(Laughs) I must
have totally blanked
315
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,505
on the part
where I invited you over.
316
00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:00,209
I-I called you.
317
00:14:00,210 --> 00:14:01,871
Blair, it's Sunday morning.
318
00:14:01,872 --> 00:14:04,874
Coffee, croissants,
"breakfast at Tiffany's."
319
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:06,215
It's our tradition.
320
00:14:06,216 --> 00:14:10,150
I have new traditions now.
321
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:14,624
Well, they're not traditions
if they're new.
322
00:14:26,596 --> 00:14:30,199
Look, Blair, I'm really trying
to make an effort here.
323
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,902
I thought everything
was good between us.
324
00:14:32,903 --> 00:14:34,373
It was...
325
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:37,947
Before I found out
you had sex with my boyfriend.
326
00:14:37,948 --> 00:14:41,081
♫♫
327
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,387
How'd you find out?
328
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,220
Nate told me.
329
00:14:52,422 --> 00:14:56,966
At least he felt he owed it
to me to tell the truth.
I don't know what to say.
330
00:14:56,967 --> 00:15:00,099
Don't bother saying anything.
I wouldn't believe you anyway.
331
00:15:00,100 --> 00:15:02,431
Blair, it was...
332
00:15:02,432 --> 00:15:04,033
You know...
333
00:15:04,034 --> 00:15:06,375
I always knew you were a whore.
334
00:15:06,376 --> 00:15:10,140
I never took you
for a liar, too.
335
00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,483
Blair, how can I fix this?
336
00:15:14,484 --> 00:15:16,986
You don't, Serena.
337
00:15:16,987 --> 00:15:19,518
You just stay away from me,
338
00:15:19,519 --> 00:15:22,321
my boyfriend and my friends.
339
00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,293
You're done here.
340
00:15:24,294 --> 00:15:28,497
Serena's visit was short
and apparently not very sweet.
341
00:15:28,498 --> 00:15:30,359
But you know what is?
342
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:31,500
Revenge.
343
00:15:31,501 --> 00:15:34,363
We hear it's best served cold.
344
00:15:34,364 --> 00:15:36,536
Who's hungry?
345
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,042
(Elevator bell dings)
346
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:49,578
♫♫
347
00:15:49,579 --> 00:15:52,983
Dorota, I told you
I didn't want to see anyone.
348
00:15:54,554 --> 00:15:56,155
Hi, Jenny.
349
00:15:56,156 --> 00:15:57,256
Hi.
350
00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,389
What do you want?
351
00:16:00,390 --> 00:16:02,031
Uh...
352
00:16:02,032 --> 00:16:06,465
I realized that I still have
your calligraphy pens
353
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,037
from the party invitations,
354
00:16:08,038 --> 00:16:10,439
and thought you might
need them for something.
355
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:13,002
That is the lamest excuse
I've ever heard.
356
00:16:13,003 --> 00:16:16,045
You wanna know what Chuck bass
is saying about you.
357
00:16:16,046 --> 00:16:18,307
No.
358
00:16:18,308 --> 00:16:21,050
Is he... saying things?
359
00:16:21,051 --> 00:16:22,051
Is anyone?
360
00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:23,452
Mm... no.
361
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:25,154
Not yet, anyway.
362
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:29,259
Chuck likes to brag about
his conquests, not his victims.
363
00:16:34,324 --> 00:16:37,466
Come on. You can help me
get ready for brunch.
364
00:16:37,467 --> 00:16:39,569
Okay. Sure.
365
00:16:47,537 --> 00:16:49,508
Nice flowers.
366
00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,211
They're hydrangeas.
367
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,648
(Horns honk)
368
00:16:59,649 --> 00:17:01,490
Just coffee.
I'm not staying long.
369
00:17:01,491 --> 00:17:04,493
I'd like to get out of here
before someone throws me down
370
00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:07,456
and tattoos me.
This is Brooklyn, lil,
not the warped tour.
371
00:17:07,457 --> 00:17:09,628
And don't tell me you had
all your tattoos removed.
372
00:17:09,629 --> 00:17:12,161
I mean, even that one,
373
00:17:12,162 --> 00:17:15,234
that little heart-shaped one
between your, uh...
Uh, don't try to be cute, okay?
374
00:17:15,235 --> 00:17:18,367
Those days
are well behind you.
And here I thought I was getting
better-looking every day.
375
00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:21,640
So what's the big emergency?
Dan went out
with Serena last night.
376
00:17:21,641 --> 00:17:25,043
And us Humphreys
sure are proud of him.
Well, currently,
he's sitting in the lobby
377
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,676
of the hotel
where we're living.
(Woman) Hi. Can I help you?
378
00:17:27,677 --> 00:17:31,049
Two americanos...
One with an extra shot?
Mm-hmm.
379
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:33,422
You don't actually think
I'm gonna tell my kid
380
00:17:33,423 --> 00:17:35,154
who he can and can't date.
381
00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:37,426
I mean, is that really
the reason you came down here?
382
00:17:37,427 --> 00:17:40,259
Oh, well, I know
what you're implying.
Admit it.
You're falling for me again.
383
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:42,661
You're right, you're right.
It's the low-income tax bracket,
384
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,563
the bad v-neck t-shirts,
the awful jokes.
385
00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:47,296
I don't know why your wife you.
386
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,538
Well, she's got better
taste than you.
Here you are. Thanks.
387
00:17:49,539 --> 00:17:51,740
I mean, come on.
Why else have I seen you
388
00:17:51,741 --> 00:17:56,105
more in the last 2 days
than in the last 15 years?
An unfortunate twist of fate.
389
00:17:56,106 --> 00:17:58,547
But fate nonetheless.
Unless you, uh...
390
00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:00,279
Are you seeing someone?
391
00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,810
No, not really.
392
00:18:01,811 --> 00:18:04,313
Uh-huh, not serious...
393
00:18:04,314 --> 00:18:06,655
Or he's married.
That is your type.
394
00:18:06,656 --> 00:18:08,317
That's enough, Rufus.
395
00:18:08,318 --> 00:18:09,788
What's his name?
396
00:18:09,789 --> 00:18:13,462
I've read about him
in "Forbes" or "rolling stone"?
397
00:18:13,463 --> 00:18:16,695
Well, whoever he is, I'm sure
he can't keep up with you.
398
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,298
Well, I'm gonna take that
as a compliment,
399
00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,370
but I'm serious.
I'm worried about Serena.
400
00:18:21,371 --> 00:18:23,532
I don't need some new boy
influencing her,
401
00:18:23,533 --> 00:18:26,535
distracting her
from her needs.
Well, no offense, lil,
402
00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:30,108
but I'm guessing a kid like Dan
is exactly what Serena needs.
403
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:33,512
♫♫
404
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:35,715
(Horn honks)
405
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:46,655
So, uh...
406
00:18:46,656 --> 00:18:49,158
What do you need
to talk to Serena about?
407
00:18:49,159 --> 00:18:53,232
Nothing,
just in the neighborhood.
408
00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:55,204
You?
409
00:18:55,205 --> 00:18:57,306
I...
410
00:18:57,307 --> 00:18:59,308
Am nowhere near
the neighborhood,
411
00:18:59,309 --> 00:19:01,740
but I'm working
on a better excuse.
412
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,712
You guys, like...
413
00:19:03,713 --> 00:19:05,614
Oh, uh...
414
00:19:05,615 --> 00:19:08,177
I... I don't know.
415
00:19:08,178 --> 00:19:09,918
Yeah, well, that's Serena.
416
00:19:09,919 --> 00:19:12,921
With her, you'll never know.
417
00:19:12,922 --> 00:19:14,283
Nathaniel.
418
00:19:14,284 --> 00:19:17,186
There you are.
What are you doing?
419
00:19:17,187 --> 00:19:19,429
Nothing, waiting for you.
420
00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:22,592
Him?
421
00:19:24,464 --> 00:19:27,366
Hey, what are you
doing here?
Why, what is this...
Uh, your hotel?
422
00:19:27,367 --> 00:19:30,499
Actually, it is.
Yeah, so unless you have
a reason to be here,
423
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:33,472
I'll have to ask you
to wait on the curb
424
00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:36,905
with the rest of the trash.
Trash? Look, man,
I live in Brooklyn, all right?
425
00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:38,907
Not the ozarks...
No offense to the ozarks.
426
00:19:38,908 --> 00:19:41,179
But don't you think we're
taking this class warfare thing
427
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,582
a little too far?
I haven't even started, man.
428
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:47,316
Okay, man, let's just go.
Don't tell me you're sticking up
for Serena's new bitch.
429
00:19:47,317 --> 00:19:50,389
If anyone's got a reason
to kick his ass, it's you.
430
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,962
He's not worth it.
Not here.
431
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,727
This isn't over.
432
00:19:58,728 --> 00:20:00,499
Hey, anytime, man.
433
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:02,572
That one black eye
looks a little lonely.
434
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:07,776
(Nate) Come on, chill out.
435
00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:10,710
♫♫
436
00:20:13,613 --> 00:20:17,516
Wow. Blair, it's...
It's beautiful.
437
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:21,520
I mean, you look...
Beautiful.
438
00:20:21,521 --> 00:20:22,621
(Sighs)
439
00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,453
It's average.
440
00:20:24,454 --> 00:20:25,924
The color is last season,
441
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:27,596
and besides,
Stella McCartney has
442
00:20:27,597 --> 00:20:30,299
a much better version
at Bergdorf's.
443
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:34,704
Right. I... I've been meaning
to go by Bergdorf's.
444
00:20:36,636 --> 00:20:38,637
Wow, these dolls are great.
445
00:20:38,638 --> 00:20:40,469
Oh, my god.
You have a cabbage patch.
446
00:20:40,470 --> 00:20:43,472
My brother used to have one
of these. His name was Cedric.
447
00:20:43,473 --> 00:20:46,475
Your brother's name
is Cedric?
Uh, no that was
his cabbage patch kid.
448
00:20:46,476 --> 00:20:49,348
My brother's name is Dan.
Actually, you might know him.
449
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:52,020
He, um, he went out
with Serena last night.
450
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:53,683
That's your brother?
451
00:20:55,385 --> 00:20:56,825
(Laughs)
452
00:20:56,826 --> 00:20:59,528
So does that mean
you're friends with Serena now?
453
00:20:59,529 --> 00:21:02,761
I mean, I don't have
a problem with her,
454
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,734
but if someone did have
a problem with her,
455
00:21:05,735 --> 00:21:08,037
I wouldn't have a problem
with that either.
456
00:21:11,501 --> 00:21:13,772
You know...
457
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:17,307
If you like that dress,
you can have it.
458
00:21:18,808 --> 00:21:20,779
What? No, no.
459
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:24,053
I'm sure you'll
find some way to repay me.
460
00:21:25,755 --> 00:21:27,556
Oh, Blair, thank you.
461
00:21:27,557 --> 00:21:30,559
I mean, for the dress and...
462
00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,792
For the other thing
about, uh, about Chuck.
463
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,766
If you want to be
part of this world, Jenny,
464
00:21:37,767 --> 00:21:39,498
people will talk...
465
00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,029
Eventually,
466
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:45,674
and you need to decide
if all this is worth it.
467
00:21:45,675 --> 00:21:50,409
♫♫
468
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:54,583
(Ferraby lionheart's "the ballad
of Gus and Sam" playing)
469
00:21:54,584 --> 00:21:57,886
♫ I'm an honest guy ♫
470
00:21:57,887 --> 00:22:02,321
♫ I've got no reason to lie ♫
471
00:22:03,753 --> 00:22:06,695
♫ you're a superstitious girl ♫
472
00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:08,827
Dan. (Laughs) Hey.
473
00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:10,899
I-i-i was in the neighborhood...
474
00:22:10,900 --> 00:22:13,502
Uh, give or take 70 blocks.
475
00:22:13,503 --> 00:22:15,033
(Laughs)
476
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:17,436
♫ yeah, I can tell ♫
477
00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:19,838
Um, I just wanted
to tell you in person
478
00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:22,941
that, uh, the end of last night
479
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,714
may have not been
my finest hour.
480
00:22:25,715 --> 00:22:27,876
There was a, uh, a wave.
481
00:22:27,877 --> 00:22:29,978
I-i-i saw that, yeah.
482
00:22:29,979 --> 00:22:31,980
Yeah, yeah, and since then,
483
00:22:31,981 --> 00:22:35,924
I've just been wondering, uh...
484
00:22:35,925 --> 00:22:38,787
♫ your position's good ♫
485
00:22:38,788 --> 00:22:40,489
Are you hungry?
486
00:22:40,490 --> 00:22:42,761
Yes.
487
00:22:42,762 --> 00:22:45,464
Actually, I've had
the worst morning.
488
00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,496
Well, you... you wanna...
You wanna talk?
489
00:22:47,497 --> 00:22:50,899
And eat? Not necessarily
in that order.
Yes, I would love to do both,
490
00:22:50,900 --> 00:22:54,403
but food first,
because I'm starving.
Great.
Just in time for brunch.
491
00:22:54,404 --> 00:22:55,544
Mom.
492
00:22:55,545 --> 00:22:56,805
Ms. Van Der Woodsen.
493
00:22:56,806 --> 00:22:58,947
Dan... still here.
494
00:22:58,948 --> 00:23:00,849
Look, mom, I really don't think
495
00:23:00,850 --> 00:23:03,782
it's a good idea
for me to go to that brunch.
You promised.
496
00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:05,714
Yeah, but that was bef...
497
00:23:05,715 --> 00:23:09,588
Before I knew Dan
was hungry, too.
498
00:23:09,589 --> 00:23:10,959
I can't let the boy starve.
499
00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,791
It would be inhumane.
500
00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:15,964
He's not invited.
Yeah, that's why
I'm going with him.
501
00:23:15,965 --> 00:23:18,427
Because I can't go with her.
502
00:23:18,428 --> 00:23:21,970
And we have plans
to go to brunch together today.
503
00:23:21,971 --> 00:23:24,703
We had those plans.
504
00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,475
Serena, you're home,
505
00:23:26,476 --> 00:23:29,438
living under my roof, my rules.
506
00:23:29,439 --> 00:23:31,740
What is it gonna take
to get you dressed
507
00:23:31,741 --> 00:23:33,843
and through that door?
508
00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:41,189
(Joss stone's "tell me 'bout it"
playing)
509
00:23:41,190 --> 00:23:45,524
♫ I need a little loving
at least two times a day ♫
510
00:23:45,525 --> 00:23:49,758
♫ so when I call you, boy,
you better run here right away ♫
511
00:23:49,759 --> 00:23:52,200
♫ let's have a show of hands ♫
512
00:23:52,201 --> 00:23:54,933
♫ who's addicted to their man? ♫
513
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:57,065
♫ If I can do the things
I want to you ♫
514
00:23:57,066 --> 00:24:00,208
Uh, you know what? May...
Maybe this was a-a bad idea.
515
00:24:00,209 --> 00:24:03,472
(Laughs)
You've got to be kidding.
516
00:24:03,473 --> 00:24:06,775
Yeah, this was... this was
definitely a bad idea.
This should be fun.
517
00:24:06,776 --> 00:24:08,176
Looks like Chuck and Blair
518
00:24:08,177 --> 00:24:10,819
showed up
with quite an appetite...
519
00:24:10,820 --> 00:24:12,721
For destruction, that is.
520
00:24:12,722 --> 00:24:14,723
♫ Oh, tell me, baby ♫
521
00:24:14,724 --> 00:24:17,957
♫ tell me, baby ♫
522
00:24:21,531 --> 00:24:26,235
(Guitar playing)
523
00:24:29,699 --> 00:24:31,700
Hey, dad,
how's the new song going?
524
00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:33,872
Oh, I think I need more coffee.
525
00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,874
Whatever works.
526
00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:38,677
Where'd you get the dress?
Oh, it was a thank you-gift
from Blair
527
00:24:38,678 --> 00:24:42,210
for doing
the party invitations.
Oh, and it looks like a very
expensive thank you-gift.
528
00:24:42,211 --> 00:24:45,814
Dad, she has a closet
the size of this apartment
529
00:24:45,815 --> 00:24:48,817
just full of them.
See, her mom designed it.
And her mom
is very talented,
530
00:24:48,818 --> 00:24:52,220
but the dress you made
for yourself is much nicer.
Which is why
you don't wear dresses.
531
00:24:52,221 --> 00:24:54,092
Uh, one of a couple of reasons.
532
00:24:54,093 --> 00:24:57,165
Hey, you think
the farmers market's still open?
533
00:24:57,166 --> 00:24:59,698
Yeah. Why, you wanna go?
Yeah.
534
00:24:59,699 --> 00:25:02,671
I thought you were getting too
old to go places with your dad.
Well, you used to be cool,
535
00:25:02,672 --> 00:25:04,673
and the '90s
are having a comeback.
536
00:25:04,674 --> 00:25:07,075
You have no idea
how much that hurts.
537
00:25:07,076 --> 00:25:10,008
(Gym class heroes'
"the queen and i" playing)
538
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:13,141
Well, I can't say much
for his child-rearing skills,
539
00:25:13,142 --> 00:25:15,814
but Bart bass knows brunch.
540
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,686
(Laughs)
541
00:25:17,687 --> 00:25:20,649
♫ well, who the hell am I to
tell her how to live her life? ♫
542
00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:23,652
♫ And if you could put dumb
in a shot glass ♫
543
00:25:23,653 --> 00:25:26,655
♫ I'm just another lush
who's had one too many in me ♫
544
00:25:26,656 --> 00:25:29,998
Um, I, uh, I-I need to use
the ladies room.
545
00:25:29,999 --> 00:25:33,001
Uh, you think you'll be okay
by yourself for a while?
546
00:25:33,002 --> 00:25:35,604
Yeah. Come on.
Me and, uh, some beluga caviar?
547
00:25:35,605 --> 00:25:37,766
Can't get enough of the stuff.
548
00:25:37,767 --> 00:25:38,738
Okay.
549
00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:41,009
Great.
550
00:25:41,010 --> 00:25:42,741
Hey, how's it going?
551
00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:45,073
♫ And she's made me fiend ♫
552
00:25:45,074 --> 00:25:46,575
No, you're... you're okay.
553
00:25:46,576 --> 00:25:48,546
Yeah, just, uh, go ahead
and do your thing.
554
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,178
♫ Oh, no ♫
♫ hey ♫
555
00:25:50,179 --> 00:25:53,652
♫ she's at the bottom
of that bottle ♫
♫ yeah ♫
556
00:25:53,653 --> 00:25:56,625
♫ she's only one more swallow ♫
♫ hey ♫
557
00:25:56,626 --> 00:25:58,156
♫ from being oh, so hollow ♫
558
00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:00,158
Charles.
559
00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:01,860
Would you excuse me?
560
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,291
Father.
561
00:26:03,292 --> 00:26:05,333
The, uh, the invitation said
562
00:26:05,334 --> 00:26:07,165
"black tie,"
not "black eye."
563
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:09,337
Are you okay?
564
00:26:09,338 --> 00:26:12,140
I mean, if you're
in some kind of trouble...
565
00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:15,103
Only of my own making.
566
00:26:15,104 --> 00:26:17,806
(Sighs deeply)
567
00:26:17,807 --> 00:26:20,949
Why do you think
I do all this, huh?
568
00:26:20,950 --> 00:26:22,951
This party is for you, okay?
569
00:26:22,952 --> 00:26:24,352
So you can meet people,
570
00:26:24,353 --> 00:26:26,354
you know,
become a part of something,
571
00:26:26,355 --> 00:26:27,886
make some kind of change.
572
00:26:27,887 --> 00:26:29,317
Really?
573
00:26:29,318 --> 00:26:31,860
I thought it was
another excuse for an open bar
574
00:26:31,861 --> 00:26:35,193
and, uh, rehiring
of the nearly nude statues.
575
00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,896
♫ 'cause baby girl's a queen ♫
576
00:26:37,897 --> 00:26:39,968
Do me a favor, will you?
577
00:26:39,969 --> 00:26:42,831
Lose the scotch.
It's barely noon.
578
00:26:42,832 --> 00:26:45,233
♫ She's at the bottom
of that bottle ♫
♫ hey ♫
579
00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:47,806
♫ she's only one more swallow ♫
♫ hey ♫
580
00:26:47,807 --> 00:26:50,639
Serena, I really need
to talk to you.
581
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:53,812
Actually, I need to talk to you,
which means you can listen.
582
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:55,814
Nate, you told Blair.
What were you thinking?
583
00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:58,046
Look, I want to explain.
Excuse me.
584
00:26:58,047 --> 00:27:00,018
Sorry.
585
00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,850
We can't talk here.
586
00:27:01,851 --> 00:27:03,852
What, where Blair might see us?
587
00:27:03,853 --> 00:27:07,926
Meet me in Chuck's suite.
I'm not sneaking around
with you.
588
00:27:07,927 --> 00:27:09,759
Please. Just to talk.
589
00:27:13,062 --> 00:27:14,663
Ten minutes.
590
00:27:14,664 --> 00:27:17,335
I'll meet you up there.
(Elevator bell dings)
591
00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,768
You look beautiful, as always.
592
00:27:19,769 --> 00:27:21,770
Where's your lovely mother
today?
593
00:27:21,771 --> 00:27:24,042
Paris. Must be some drama
at the atelier.
594
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,044
Oh, nothing too dramatic,
I hope.
595
00:27:26,045 --> 00:27:27,916
Her line is doing very well.
596
00:27:27,917 --> 00:27:30,879
I was just telling my firm what
a great investment she'd make.
597
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,081
She's really going places.
598
00:27:33,082 --> 00:27:36,885
Hopefully places
far, far away. (Laughs)
599
00:27:36,886 --> 00:27:38,256
Just kidding.
600
00:27:38,257 --> 00:27:41,389
Hey. Let me get you a refill.
I'll be right back.
601
00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:43,832
I'll go with you.
Excuse us.
602
00:27:43,833 --> 00:27:45,093
♫ Oh, no ♫
603
00:27:45,094 --> 00:27:47,395
Blair seems happy.
It looks like, uh,
604
00:27:47,396 --> 00:27:50,398
you're taking care
of business, as discussed.
605
00:27:50,399 --> 00:27:53,001
Dad, not everything in life's
a business deal.
606
00:27:53,002 --> 00:27:54,703
Come talk to me in thirty years.
607
00:27:54,704 --> 00:27:56,845
I want to introduce you
to Timothy good.
Hi.
608
00:27:56,846 --> 00:27:59,447
His firm has got some really
interesting summer internships.
Nice to meet you.
609
00:27:59,448 --> 00:28:02,851
♫ She's only one more swallow ♫
♫ hey ♫
610
00:28:02,852 --> 00:28:06,885
♫ from being oh, so hollow ♫
♫ hey, hey ♫
611
00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:09,958
I can't believe Serena
came to this brunch.
612
00:28:09,959 --> 00:28:12,390
I told her to stay away.
613
00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:15,724
You worried about Nate?
614
00:28:15,725 --> 00:28:18,266
♫ And bow out gracefully ♫
615
00:28:18,267 --> 00:28:20,168
Just a shot in the dark.
616
00:28:20,169 --> 00:28:23,772
I think you know what you need
to do to get his attention.
617
00:28:23,773 --> 00:28:26,174
And what's that?
The key to my suite,
618
00:28:26,175 --> 00:28:28,737
Nate's heart
and your future happiness.
619
00:28:28,738 --> 00:28:31,940
♫ And bow out gracefully ♫
620
00:28:31,941 --> 00:28:34,813
I'm honored to be playing
even a small role
621
00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,144
in your deflowering.
622
00:28:36,145 --> 00:28:39,717
You're disgusting.
Yes, I am, so why be shy?
623
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,820
Just grab Nate and finish this.
624
00:28:41,821 --> 00:28:43,351
Report back with details.
625
00:28:43,352 --> 00:28:45,824
♫ Oh, no ♫
♫ hey ♫
626
00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:47,295
♫ she's at the bottom ♫
627
00:28:47,296 --> 00:28:49,127
Nice to meet you. Dad.
628
00:28:49,128 --> 00:28:51,259
(The captain)
Hey, can I get you a drink?
629
00:28:51,260 --> 00:28:54,432
What are you doing
right now?
Uh, well, I was just gonna...
630
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,264
How about me?
Um...
631
00:28:56,265 --> 00:28:58,436
(Chuckles) What, you have
a better offer or...
632
00:28:58,437 --> 00:29:01,269
No, of course not.
Yeah?
633
00:29:01,270 --> 00:29:02,270
Uh, now?
634
00:29:02,271 --> 00:29:05,513
Now. Now. (Laughs)
635
00:29:05,514 --> 00:29:08,246
♫ swallow ♫
♫ hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♫
636
00:29:08,247 --> 00:29:09,477
(Elevator bell dings)
637
00:29:09,478 --> 00:29:11,119
Mmm.
Where are we going?
638
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:14,252
I got us the best room
in the whole place.
639
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:16,024
(Chuckles)
640
00:29:16,025 --> 00:29:18,787
♫♫
641
00:29:18,788 --> 00:29:20,458
Wait,
this is Chuck's suite.
Nate.
642
00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:22,260
Serena?
643
00:29:22,261 --> 00:29:24,362
Blair.
644
00:29:24,363 --> 00:29:26,334
Spotted... n. And b.
645
00:29:26,335 --> 00:29:29,337
Hot and heavy in the halls
of the palace hotel,
646
00:29:29,338 --> 00:29:32,200
only to find s.
Already waiting.
647
00:29:32,201 --> 00:29:34,442
Sparks were flying for sure,
648
00:29:34,443 --> 00:29:36,504
but will it be a 3-way
649
00:29:36,505 --> 00:29:38,848
or d-day?
650
00:29:42,211 --> 00:29:45,383
What is she doing here?
I was meeting Nate.
651
00:29:45,384 --> 00:29:48,256
Just to talk, I swear.
You said you'd never
speak to her again.
652
00:29:48,257 --> 00:29:51,259
You said that?
Why would you say that?
Because you can't be trusted.
653
00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:53,461
It's not Serena's fault.
Do not defend her.
654
00:29:53,462 --> 00:29:57,325
I asked her to come.
Oh. Oh, so you do want
to talk to her.
655
00:29:57,326 --> 00:30:00,198
Yes, to explain
why I'm not talking to her.
656
00:30:00,199 --> 00:30:01,970
Maybe I'll leave you two
657
00:30:01,971 --> 00:30:03,872
to finish that fascinating
conversation.
658
00:30:03,873 --> 00:30:06,975
Oh, no, no. I'll go. Let you
guys get back to your quickie.
659
00:30:06,976 --> 00:30:08,406
It wasn't a quickie.
660
00:30:08,407 --> 00:30:11,479
Sex is actually kind of
a big deal to some of us.
661
00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:14,913
Oh, yeah, I can see that.
Chuck's bed? Very romantic.
662
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,915
Classy, too.
663
00:30:16,916 --> 00:30:18,286
Oh, like you?
664
00:30:18,287 --> 00:30:20,588
I'll bet your new friend Dan
665
00:30:20,589 --> 00:30:23,952
would love to hear
all about how classy you are.
666
00:30:23,953 --> 00:30:25,593
Dan? What...
667
00:30:25,594 --> 00:30:28,826
What, you really think
she would tell him?
It's Blair.
668
00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,860
I can't believe you told her.
You just expected me
to keep it a secret?
669
00:30:31,861 --> 00:30:34,232
Yes, Nate. There's nothing wrong
with keeping a secret
670
00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,405
if the truth
is gonna hurt someone.
That's a hell of a way
to look at things.
671
00:30:37,406 --> 00:30:39,407
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't
realize all of a sudden
672
00:30:39,408 --> 00:30:41,409
you're the most honest guy
on the planet.
673
00:30:41,410 --> 00:30:44,372
(Rihanna's "shut up and drive"
playing)
674
00:30:44,373 --> 00:30:46,915
Well, it just seems to me
that you're the one
675
00:30:46,916 --> 00:30:50,448
that doesn't want to be seen
together in public.
No, I do want
to be seen together.
676
00:30:50,449 --> 00:30:53,281
I just don't want to see you
with anyone else.
677
00:30:53,282 --> 00:30:56,084
Tell your harem
of shopgirls and models
678
00:30:56,085 --> 00:30:59,627
that you're seeing someone.
I am, but those conversations
take a little time.
679
00:30:59,628 --> 00:31:04,062
Well, they've got nothing
but time, Bart. They're 25.
680
00:31:04,063 --> 00:31:06,295
Excuse me.
681
00:31:08,337 --> 00:31:10,138
Dan, wait.
682
00:31:10,139 --> 00:31:13,902
Look, I really don't appreciate
your lurking in the shadows,
683
00:31:13,903 --> 00:31:15,944
eavesdropping
on my private conversation.
684
00:31:15,945 --> 00:31:18,246
What? No. No, no, I wasn't.
I was looking for Serena.
685
00:31:18,247 --> 00:31:21,950
Well, I don't see her.
Do you?
No, which is why
I was looking.
686
00:31:21,951 --> 00:31:24,182
I don't know
what you're doing here
687
00:31:24,183 --> 00:31:27,355
or what you think
you heard...
Nothing. I heard nothing.
688
00:31:27,356 --> 00:31:30,118
But Serena doesn't know.
689
00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:33,161
And neither do I, okay?
690
00:31:33,162 --> 00:31:36,324
So now if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go back inside,
691
00:31:36,325 --> 00:31:38,967
not tell anyone a thing
and mind my own business.
692
00:31:38,968 --> 00:31:43,101
♫ So if you feel me,
let me know, know, know ♫
693
00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:46,574
♫ come on now, what you
waiting for, for, for? ♫
694
00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:50,008
♫ My engine's ready
to explode, explode, explode ♫
695
00:31:50,009 --> 00:31:53,111
♫ so start me up
and watch me go, go, go ♫
696
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:54,412
Dan.
697
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:57,915
Hi. I'm Blair Waldorf,
Serena's friend.
698
00:31:57,916 --> 00:32:00,518
Oh, hey. Yeah, uh, do you
happen to know where she is?
699
00:32:00,519 --> 00:32:03,321
As a matter of fact, I do.
(Serena) Blair.
700
00:32:03,322 --> 00:32:08,056
Serena, there you are.
Uh, where were you?
She was waiting in a hotel room
for my boyfriend.
701
00:32:08,057 --> 00:32:10,358
To talk.
About why
we weren't talking.
702
00:32:10,359 --> 00:32:14,602
That doesn't sound
any smarter the second time.
Why weren't you talking?
703
00:32:14,603 --> 00:32:17,135
Does this have
anything to do with
704
00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:20,038
why you were waiting
for Serena this morning?
(Blair) You were what?
705
00:32:20,039 --> 00:32:23,571
(Chuck) And here I thought
you were waiting for me.
Oh, exactly what
the situation needs... Chuck.
706
00:32:23,572 --> 00:32:25,974
Now what is going on here?
We were just getting into that.
707
00:32:25,975 --> 00:32:30,318
Blair, please, don't do this.
Sorry. Oh,
do you wanna tell him?
708
00:32:30,319 --> 00:32:33,051
I'll tell him.
(Nate and Blair) You know?
709
00:32:33,052 --> 00:32:35,953
I know everything.
And apparently,
I know nothing.
710
00:32:35,954 --> 00:32:41,159
Look, Dan, it... it was a long
time ago, and I regret it.
(Chuck) Look, Serena,
711
00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:42,730
stop trying to pretend
you're a good girl.
712
00:32:42,731 --> 00:32:45,463
So you slept with
your best friend's boyfriend.
713
00:32:45,464 --> 00:32:49,297
I kind of admire you for it.
714
00:32:49,298 --> 00:32:52,401
Is that true?
715
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:59,308
Well, then she ran away
and lied about it.
716
00:33:02,051 --> 00:33:05,483
I just thought you should know
before you fall head over heels
717
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:08,186
for your perfect girl
and her perfect world,
718
00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:10,018
and then get left all alone
719
00:33:10,019 --> 00:33:12,690
with no one
but your cabbage patch kid.
Cabbage patch?
720
00:33:12,691 --> 00:33:15,523
Did you talk to my sister?
Ah, yes, little Jenny.
721
00:33:15,524 --> 00:33:18,597
I do believe she and I
have some unfinished business.
722
00:33:22,231 --> 00:33:24,432
You stay away from her.
723
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:28,236
Poor Daniel. So little time,
so many sluts to defend.
724
00:33:28,237 --> 00:33:30,239
(Woman screams)
725
00:33:39,148 --> 00:33:41,389
(Sighs deeply)
726
00:33:41,390 --> 00:33:44,052
It's fine. It's fine.
Everyone can stop looking.
727
00:33:44,053 --> 00:33:46,324
He's a jerk...
728
00:33:46,325 --> 00:33:49,097
But it's my fault,
and... and I'm leaving.
729
00:33:49,098 --> 00:33:51,099
I... I'll go with you.
730
00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:54,703
Actually,
I'd prefer if you didn't.
731
00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,206
Hope you're happy.
732
00:33:58,207 --> 00:34:00,409
Not even close.
733
00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:13,321
Looks like it's just you and me.
734
00:34:13,322 --> 00:34:14,682
Apparently,
my room is available.
735
00:34:14,683 --> 00:34:16,684
♫ Shut up and drive,
drive, drive ♫
736
00:34:16,685 --> 00:34:19,457
Some might call this
a "fustercluck,"
737
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:23,632
but on the Upper East Side,
we call it Sunday afternoon.
738
00:34:26,395 --> 00:34:28,166
Dan!
739
00:34:28,167 --> 00:34:30,698
Dan, wait. I'm so sorry.
There's no...
There's no need to be.
740
00:34:30,699 --> 00:34:32,670
Really, I shouldn't have come
here today. I made a mistake.
741
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:35,243
No, you didn't. Look, I'm sorry
about Blair and Chuck...
742
00:34:35,244 --> 00:34:37,275
It's not about Blair or Chuck.
743
00:34:37,276 --> 00:34:39,747
I mean, it is,
but it's... it's not just them.
744
00:34:39,748 --> 00:34:42,610
No, I know. Trust me, I know.
This world... it... it's crazy.
745
00:34:42,611 --> 00:34:44,182
Yeah, it... it is...
746
00:34:44,183 --> 00:34:46,484
(Sighs)
And you're a part of it.
747
00:34:46,485 --> 00:34:49,588
What, and you didn't know that?
748
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,622
I don't know.
I-I thought you were different.
749
00:34:54,623 --> 00:34:59,427
Well, I'm sorry
I'm not who you thought I was,
750
00:34:59,428 --> 00:35:02,730
but what's happened
is in the past,
751
00:35:02,731 --> 00:35:07,205
you know, and all I can do
is try to change.
752
00:35:07,206 --> 00:35:09,477
But if you can't accept that,
753
00:35:09,478 --> 00:35:14,112
then, you know, you're
not who I thought you were.
754
00:35:18,647 --> 00:35:21,819
Well, I guess
we both made mistakes.
755
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:26,124
♫♫
756
00:35:43,242 --> 00:35:44,812
(Keys jingle)
757
00:35:44,813 --> 00:35:47,875
(Jenny) Hi.
Hey, Jen said
you went looking for Serena.
758
00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:49,577
Did you find her?
759
00:35:49,578 --> 00:35:54,882
Mm. Yeah, yeah, I found her,
and, uh, and then I lost her.
760
00:35:54,883 --> 00:35:58,256
Oh, uh, that's, uh...
761
00:35:58,257 --> 00:36:00,528
It's fine. It's fine.
Really, it's all for the best.
762
00:36:00,529 --> 00:36:04,732
Serena and her friends
and her family...
763
00:36:04,733 --> 00:36:06,264
Her whole world...
764
00:36:06,265 --> 00:36:09,268
Turns out it wasn't for me.
765
00:36:12,301 --> 00:36:15,543
Wait, Dan. What happened?
766
00:36:15,544 --> 00:36:17,845
Did you tell Blair Waldorf
about Cedric?
767
00:36:17,846 --> 00:36:20,709
I...
768
00:36:22,381 --> 00:36:25,383
It may have come up.
769
00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,915
You can't trust
these people, Jen.
770
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:30,258
Don't tell 'em anything.
771
00:36:30,259 --> 00:36:32,390
They're nice flowers.
772
00:36:32,391 --> 00:36:35,794
They're hydrangeas.
773
00:36:41,330 --> 00:36:42,730
Look, Blair,
774
00:36:42,731 --> 00:36:46,904
either you try
to forgive me and move on...
775
00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:49,538
Or we end it.
776
00:36:53,412 --> 00:36:56,515
(The bravery's "believe"
playing)
777
00:37:05,594 --> 00:37:07,695
♫ the faces all around me ♫
778
00:37:07,696 --> 00:37:11,329
♫ they don't smile,
they just crack ♫
779
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,731
♫ waiting for our ship to come ♫
780
00:37:13,732 --> 00:37:16,504
♫ but our ship's
not coming back ♫
781
00:37:16,505 --> 00:37:20,007
Well, Serena's mystery man
is a mystery no longer.
782
00:37:20,008 --> 00:37:22,710
His name is... oh, who cares?
783
00:37:22,711 --> 00:37:26,874
Now that he and s. Are over,
so are his 15 minutes.
784
00:37:26,875 --> 00:37:28,846
But his sister Jenny
785
00:37:28,847 --> 00:37:32,820
was spotted with a new dress...
Gifted from Blair herself.
786
00:37:32,821 --> 00:37:35,252
Everyone knows
an Eleanor original
787
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:38,326
is the uniform
of b.'S private army.
788
00:37:38,327 --> 00:37:40,458
But will j. Be a loyal soldier
789
00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:43,731
or will she side
with s.'S rebel forces?
790
00:37:43,732 --> 00:37:45,533
And as for s. Herself,
791
00:37:45,534 --> 00:37:48,596
we hear that she left
today's brunch with no friends,
792
00:37:48,597 --> 00:37:52,300
no boy and nowhere left to run.
793
00:37:52,301 --> 00:37:57,775
♫ So give me something
to believe ♫
794
00:37:57,776 --> 00:38:03,010
♫ 'cause I am living
just to breathe ♫
795
00:38:03,011 --> 00:38:06,614
♫ and I need something more ♫
796
00:38:06,615 --> 00:38:09,417
♫ to keep on breathing for ♫
797
00:38:09,418 --> 00:38:14,792
♫ so give me something
to believe ♫
798
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,766
♫♫
799
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,906
It looks like
the ultimate insider
800
00:38:28,907 --> 00:38:30,778
has become a total outsider.
801
00:38:30,779 --> 00:38:32,780
It's your move, Serena,
802
00:38:32,781 --> 00:38:35,443
and you know
who will be watching...
803
00:38:35,444 --> 00:38:37,915
Gossip girl.
804
00:38:37,916 --> 00:38:40,418
♫ That I am just nothing ♫
805
00:38:40,419 --> 00:38:43,020
♫ now it's
just what I've become ♫
806
00:38:43,021 --> 00:38:45,523
♫ what am I waiting for? ♫
807
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:48,095
♫ It's already done ♫
808
00:38:48,096 --> 00:38:49,727
♫ oh ♫
809
00:38:49,728 --> 00:38:55,733
♫ so give me something
to believe ♫
810
00:38:55,734 --> 00:39:01,540
♫ 'cause I am living
just to breathe ♫
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