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WNB

Welcome to the Industrial Zone branch

of the Workers National Bank,

a bank and a branch

just like any other bank and like any other branch.

This is Marinita, my sister.

She's in charge of the cafeteria.

But she's always checking her phone and social media, 24/7.

This is Jorge. He's in charge of serving the clients

who come to the bank looking for some kind of service.

He's from Boyacá.

In fact, he's just a couple of months away from retiring,

so he basically doesn't do anything anymore.

This is Jhon, one of the business assistants.

He's a womanizer, a predator.

To him, every woman is prey that he has to hunt down.

Florcita, the girl from Pasto.

The other business assistant.

She's very religious and a really good person,

and men say she's very sexy.

Silvia.

She's all about cuteness and good vibes.

She always has a smile and a positive phrase for everybody,

so much so that sometimes she's unbearable.

Manuela. She's from Bucaramanga.

She's a bit old to be a teller, but she couldn't care less about it.

She's all about exercise and having a healthy lifestyle.

Alvarito. He's a little shy.

He's sensible and studies Law in the evenings.

Everybody thinks he'll go a long way.

Everybody but him.

He is Fercho, from Cali.

He's a huge fan of América de Cali soccer club.

He's an expert salsa dancer, and the assistant manager.

It's no secret he knows way more than the manager

and that the branch works thanks to him.

This client is great. We have to chase him down.

And finally, Alicia,

the boss, the manager.

She's from Barranquilla. She's separated.

She's a little insecure and a bit anxious.

AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY

Today is a very special day for the branch due to several reasons.

Silvia has not been well

after her recent break-up with Jhon.

They'd been dating for three years.

CASH DESK

The truth is the man got literally fed up

with all the good vibes and cuteness

and has been dreaming of Pastusita's sexy curves for weeks.

It's also a very special day

because Jorge will have to listen to his wife,

talk to his boss and ask for a raise

so he can leave the bank with a decent pension.

If he doesn't do it,

his wife will drive him crazy over the phone.

It's also the day Pastusita has chosen

to finally talk to shy Alvarito and ask him out to dinner,

to have a drink and let the night decide their fate.

What's up, honey?

We need to talk.

Talk?

Let's talk later. We don't have much time before the vault locks down.

No, no, no, no.

I'm tired of this situation.

That we always have to meet secretly

and in these circumstances.

I don't care about the age difference.

I don't care if you're the manager and I'm a teller.

No, I don't care at all.

I want us to have a serious relationship, to get married.

What?

But despite all those things,

today is a special day for the Industrial Zone branch

for a totally different reason.

Hands up, this is a robbery.

Door! Get your head down. What are you looking at? Careful.

No. How can you say something like this to me?

How could you imagine you and I...?

Why not?

You're embarrassed, aren't you?

I'm not good enough for you, right?

Tell me the truth.

No, honey, it's because you're too young.

And I'm, you know...

Sister, you went the wrong way. The restroom is that way.

Move, go over there. What's up?

Where's the damn money?

But this is Colombia, and in the country of the Sacred Heart,

nothing works, not even a bank robbery.

You move and I'll shoot.

Don't move! Face down!

To the floor! Don't move!

Freeze, people! Freeze!

Don't move! Don't look at me!

Don't look at me.

The panic button doesn't work.

-Any news, Medina? -No, sergeant. Everything's fine.

What do you mean the damn money isn't here yet?

The armored truck is late. Sometimes it comes early,

sometimes it comes late, sometimes it comes on time.

It happens.

Step on it, bro. Step on it.

What does this mean?

I want you two to explain it to me. See, I hear you. I'm listening.

This is unethical, this is irresponsible, don't you think?

-What was that? -The vault locked down.

What do you mean the vault locked down?

According to my estimation, we still have five minutes.

The timer hasn't been working properly,

and the schedule has been a bit chaotic.

Willy got locked down in the vault.

Freeze!

What do we do now?

I don't know, I've tried calling my dad, but he isn't answering.

Reception here sucks,

it's a miracle if you can make or receive a call.

There's no coffee, Marina.

Bobby. Bobby.

Bobby, wake up, brother.

-We're being robbed. -Did you just realize about that?

Come on, you men! Do something, there's only one rat left.

That's what I say! You men, do something.

I have all the fools here, come on.

That day, not even the robbers' guns worked.

Bravo!

Right now, we are at one of the branches...

What? I imagine you are very happy.

Look what my kids did because of you.

-A threesome of useless kids. -Turn up the volume, I can't hear.

...employees of the branch. The robbery was stopped,

which was a brave

and humane act.

We see the police arresting the robbers thanks to...

ATTEMPTED BANK ROBBERY BY FAKE NUNS

Why don't you show your face? Coward!

No, they should be killed.

Remember those faces.

If something bad happens to my kids,

you'll go after these new heroes.

Is it clear?

-Did you hear me? -Yes, man!

This weekend...

THE FOLLOWING DAY...

News, news, news.

I have just received a call from my boss

to tell me the board of the bank

are thrilled with us and really grateful

for the heroic way in which we handled the robbery.

That's great.

Didn't they say anything about a promotion,

a raise, a surprise?

Warm, warm, Jhon.

Not exactly.

But they did talk about a prize.

-Really? -A prize?

-A prize? -See?

What do you think? A trip for all the staff of this branch

to a very exclusive place.

-Melgar. -Yes!

-All expenses paid. -Melgar?

What do you think?

It's a gift from the universe.

Well, let's go back to work. Move.

Of course, ma'am.

Come on, girls, let's take some selfies.

Boomerang.

Going on a trip.

I'll make the most of this trip.

Imagine Pastusita in a thong.

So good, brother.

If that woman is so hot in her work outfit,

imagine her with her butt out.

It can drive you crazy.

Manuelita also fits the bill, right?

-She can stand a lot. -A lot.

Oldies are very grateful when you give them some love.

What...

-They go crazy. -Crazy.

Hello, Silvita.

Look, Jhon, with all due respect,

-Don't forget about Silvita. -Yes.

She's not bad.

And she's...

But I already know all the curves on that candy.

However, I don't know Pastusita's curves.

I'll do her in Melgar.

You know? It will be the beginning of a beautiful love story.

-Fine. -Yes.

Hey.

Hey, Giorgino. Who can give me some dance lessons?

That's my weakness. I have two left feet.

We need to make the most of women when they're already horny.

That's when you get close, squeeze, rev it up and do it.

You.

-You should have said it. -No.

-At your service. Of course. -Excuse me?

Giorgio, I didn't know you had those skills.

Yeah, yeah.

What's up, man? Having to see big bellies in shorts, what a bummer.

It's an attack on esthetics.

Definitively, in this office, there's not much to see.

But Jhon is not bad.

Definitively, love is blind.

Don't start crying, you cry more than a basket of chicks.

Calm down, calm.

Do you think during the trip maybe Jhon and I...?

Jhon and you nothing, honey. Nothing.

-You need your dignity. -Dignity.

-Be strong, you hear me? -Yes.

You killed the tiger already. Are you scared of the fur?

-No, no. -As my dad says.

You're too much meat for that soup.

Listen. The one we're going to enjoy is Fercho.

Look at that delicious black man.

Look at that ass. Look at those legs.

Look at those arms, like a leopard,

to shake you up.

I will drink all his soup.

The trip is the perfect moment to drink all his soup

and make your fantasy come true.

-How? He doesn't even look at me. -Well, it's also the perfect moment

to show off that healthy lifestyle,

all that exercise you do all the time.

I know about men.

It doesn't look like it, but I know about men,

and there's nothing a good bathing suit can't defeat.

Listen to you.

I'm going to have a problem.

-Here. -What?

-Here. Go over there. -What happened?

But what's up?

Hold on a second.

You have to swear on your dad that it's going to be

a secret between us, did you hear me?

I don't believe in oaths.

Promise me that, even if they hurt you,

you'll never tell what you're about to see.

You're scaring me. What's up?

It's all padding.

-Look. -I can't believe it.

-Look. -More?

Tell me.

Look.

-And the panties. -The panties too?

They have padding to lift the butt. Look.

Why?

Don't tell me... it's saggy.

Worse, I don't have any. A salami has more butt than me.

Don't you see I'm one of the thousands of women

who drag around the world the tragedy of being "buttless",

of having a flat ass?

-No... How come?

No, there are some errors in nature

that can't be corrected with exercise.

I've been saving up for surgery, but, Manu, it's really expensive.

And what do we do then?

I don't know, make up some excuse

so I don't have to get in the swimming pool. But I won't be seen

in a bathing suit. I can't.

I've spent my whole life building an image.

Imagine losing it for a damn trip.

Image isn't...

What are you doing locked up here, stealing my spotlight?

Alvarito, you really don't know anything?

No, and there's no way I can learn in such a short time, right, Marinita?

Hey, and don't you feel embarrassed about that?

I can't tell you I don't, because I do, Marinita.

It's embarrassing to be seen in the children's pool

and the rest of you in the big one having fun,

It's not fair.

But that's easy.

See, you put on the lifesaver and...

Slosh, slosh.

Splash, splash.

No, Marinita. How could I wear a lifesaver?

-No. -Let's forget about that

and let's talk about nicer things, like, for example,

have you noticed

the way Miss Flor looks at you?

She looks at you up and down, up and down.

She undresses you with her eyes.

Flor? Me?

Yes.

That girl is crazy about you.

She drools and everything. Come here, look.

-I hadn't noticed, Marinita. -Look at the way she moves.

That girl is an angel. You'd make such a nice couple.

You should come on to her during the trip.

If I were five years younger,

I'd come on to you so hard.

Come on, boy.

What's that? Why do you run away from me so delicately?

Don't tell me you don't like girls.

Alvarito, don't tell me

you're part of the "LGHTBIJZ" community.

Hold on, Marinita.

Do I look like I go both ways?

Nowadays we see the faces,

but we don't know about the rears.

Will you tell me you haven't realized here in the branch

who could go both ways?

Your friend Fercho.

No.

You don't believe me? Come here, look.

He looks so manly, so macho.

But I can't help thinking

that guy likes veal and pork.

Look.

Marinita, you must be wrong.

Take a close look. Do you think I'm wrong?

Shit!

What a bummer having to spend time with the employees on this trip.

I mean the men from this bank, who will be there, in the front row,

looking at us, staring at us in our bathing suits,

seeing what we have and what we don't.

And afterward, they'll make dumb jokes.

And they'll judge us, as if they were supermodels.

They think they are, that's the worst part.

And what's up with you? Why do you look worse than me?

Can I confess something to you, boss?

We are in confidence. Come on, confess.

I'm super in love with Álvaro.

Álvaro?

Alvarito Cortés?

That teller?

Yes, that teller has been driving me crazy for some time now.

I've done everything for him to notice me,

but it's all been in vain.

I'm a nobody to him.

He's a coward.

But you're older than him.

Only a couple of years.

And maybe, I don't know, he has a girlfriend,

or a very special woman.

No, I've investigated, and he has nobody.

Of course I've been thinking

about the trip, boss,

and it could be a great chance

to tell him about my love

and to go all in, don't you think, boss?

Of course, I have a big problem with that.

-Can I confess something else, boss? -What?

Come on, confess.

I'm really hairy, boss!

I have hairs on my belly, on my back, on my arms, on my boobs.

I'm like a teddy bear,

and no bathing suit can hide it.

Imagine when Alvarito

sees my rug.

You feel it inside of you

If you want to avoid it You can't

It gets into your bones And further down too...

Forty years of service at the bank...

Even if you want to You can't stop it

-I want to ask for a raise... -It gets into your veins

You can't stop it

Happiness gets into your body And makes you dance

When it's inside you You feel it

Raise my salary!

If you want to stop it You can't

You wake up early...

Marinita, drink this water, this will make you feel better.

What's up? Let's see.

No, Marina, I'll have to take you to the clinic, honey.

I have a cold, and the trip is tomorrow.

No trip for you.

No, forget about that trip.

I have an idea.

You'll go in my place.

Are you crazy, lady?

No, I'm not crazy. They know you.

You are my sister.

How many times have you stood in for me at the bank?

Yes, but that's different, Marina. No.

Pretend you're standing in for me at work.

Standing in for you at work is very different

from going out to a swimming pool and all.

Does your cell phone have a good camera?

Yes, it's new and it's got more pixels.

Then I'm going to ask you a favor. Film the whole trip,

from the moment you step on the bus, and send it to me by email.

And why do you want that?

Because I need to have information.

Honey. Will you do it?

-Yes. -Yes?

Hey, I'm here in front of the Workers National Bank.

From here, we'll all get on the bus

that will take us to Melgar!

Hey, guys, say hi to the camera.

-Hello! -Hi!

Look, that one over there is Silvita.

Look at her, so pretty, she's dressed up for the trip.

Look at her with that colorful skirt.

-And Marinita? What happened? -No, she's still sick.

I had to stand in for her. Any problem?

No, not at all. You're like family.

Welcome. A lot of green light to heal you.

Hi, Silvita. Have a drink, we're going on a trip.

Do it for me, honey.

-I've done a lot of things for you-- -Come on...

No, Manuela!

Fercho!

Fercho, the assistant manager.

He's here to make the trip more fun with his music.

Tell us, do you think you'll have a good time?

Awesome. But tell me, how is Marinita?

Is Michael Jean Pierre taking good care of her?

She's being looked after, but she's really sick. It's such a shame.

-Okay. Welcome, okay? -You're so nice, thank you.

Enjoy.

-Come on, Florecita, for breakfast. -No, it's too early.

Too early? It's midnight, honey.

She's eating from there.

Okay, but we'll see when the sun sets. We still have time.

When they get to Melgar, they'll be so drunk

they won't be able to stand,

so drunk they'll do whatever we want.

And when I say "whatever we want,"

I mean it.

Boss!

You look like Joselito Carnaval during Carnival.

No, it's too early.

-He injured himself. -No, he's fine.

It's too early to drink.

How are we? We're leaving in five minutes.

-What do you cool people say? -That woman is tough.

Easy. Give me some time and I'll get the boss ready

so you can ask for a raise, a promotion and even a bonus in your salary.

-May God hear you. -So be it.

I want to share an exercise with you.

It's a little Zen ritual so we can start this trip

in the most positive way with the help from our ascended masters.

Stop, Silvia!

Why don't we say the Lord's Prayer and a Hail Mary

so they look after us on our trip?

You're so sweet and sincere. This is not a religion, Florcita.

-But it looks like it. -But it's not.

Girls, take the peace drink. It's blessed and it's not religious.

Carmencita, stop filming, come on.

This is for the followers who are expecting news from the trip.

The motto of the trip is "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas."

And with you filming everything, you're going to expose all of us.

Manuela keeps pestering me because I haven't studied.

She can go pester Marina, she didn't finish primary school.

I haven't finished high school. They think "coffee girls" are fools.

Fuck...

No, I just wanted to start the trip with the help

from our elder brothers, angels,

the ascended masters.

-Look, like this. -Stop. Stop the chanting.

-Don't be corny. -Corny? How?

I mean, stop it, peace and love.

Peace and love, okay.

Boss, what a shame.

I know I was a troublemaker, but stop kidding,

who can stand Silvia's ideas?

If we had humored her, we'd still be in Bogotá.

The more the girls fight with each other, the better.

As the saying goes, "Divide and sell."

-Conquer. -Right. We'll conquer.

-Booze? -Booze.

What's up? Cheer up. Where's the peace drink?

It's here, commander.

Share it. Hey, why don't we sing?

Yeah, play me something.

Are we ready?

Driver, driver

Let's go faster

Drink that beer You'll see how you feel

Let's go to Melgar! Let's go on a trip!

Take a sip We're partying hard

Let's go to Melgar! Let's go to Melgar!

Hey.

A night at Bocagrande

Under the silver moon

Next to the stars

On the beach shore

Next to the stars

On the beach shore

A night at Bocagrande

Under the silver moon

Next to the stars

On the beach shore

Next to the stars

-On the beach shore -The beach shore

Play another one.

They kicked me out of the town I'll come back tomorrow

Because I left my ranch, my kids And my woman there

My God

You're so virtuous You'll have to forgive me

RESTAURANT

They kicked me out of the town I'll come back tomorrow

Because I left my ranch, my kids And my woman there

My God

You're so virtuous You'll have to forgive me

It's okay if I sit here next to you, right?

Boss, here.

Guys, this is a gift from the bank. I hope you enjoy it.

A classic.

I'm not sure if it's enough food...

Thanks.

Eat, Manuelita. Enjoy, it's a trip. Eat.

Do you know how long it's been since I ate fats and carbs?

Just once won't do you harm.

Do you think so?

Son of a pig.

Maybe...

The story...

I can't believe it.

Can anybody shut that man up for five minutes?

Little girl Floating in the air

With those beautiful eyes

That God gave you

To light up the calm nights

Of this old town Close to my heart

Big hand for Giorgio!

-Yay! -Bravo!

What a voice.

How deep.

Now let's ask the singer to take a well-deserved rest.

Yes.

And we're going to ask our driver to play something more cheerful, come on!

People, wait a minute. If you want something more cheerful, I have it.

We can sing "My name is Cumbia" or a porro.

-What do you want? Tell me. -You don't have to.

But I have the whole set for you.

Look, I have Los Corraleros Del Majagual,

I have Los Melódicos,

I have La Sonora Matancera, I have--

-It's best if you rest. -Yeah!

Manuelita is sick.

It's okay.

Throw it up, Amazon woman.

Throw up those beans.

Throw it all up!

As you can see, Manuelita is sick, look...

Stop! You look like a dog who likes vomit.

Stop filming with that camera.

The followers want information, we have to show them.

-Carmencita... -Carmencita, listen to the boss.

-Stop filming. -I can talk.

She can go back alone. Who told her to eat as if there's no tomorrow?

Her tummy only stands energy drinks and weird fitness smoothies.

Is she crying?

Trees cry Because they also have...

Look, Jorge,

really, please, shut up.

Don't you see everybody is fed up with your singing?

And you sing in the worst moments. Do us a favor and just shut up.

No more! Please, can you open that?

I'm surprised, Silvita, don't you say you're an illuminated woman,

a being of peace, love, calm and all those things?

Honey, relax.

That's it. I had to empty my stomach, but I feel super light now.

WORKERS NATIONAL BANK

-Give me your hand. -Thank you.

-Careful. -We're here.

Alvarito.

We're at the bank's resort.

We're going to stay and register as a work group,

and I expect good behavior.

We'll settle in, and then we'll go to a place

where Silvia has prepared an activity for us.

-Boss, what about the pool? -That's for later.

Excuse me, excuse my innocence.

Is this activity mandatory?

Because just as she was fed up with my singing,

I'm fed up with her activities, which are a fraud,

and I'm not the only one, everybody here thinks so, right?

No, Jorge. Don't get so mad, no.

Get out of here, traitor, hypocrite.

Grow up, you two.

Stop fighting.

You shut up, because you're the one who's insisted

that this crazy girl's activities are a fraud.

Okay, I think we should go take a quick dip.

It's really hot...

-Okay, let's solve it this way, then. -Listen to me--

Let's vote.

Who wants to do Silvia's activity?

Two? Okay, the rest win.

Welcome to the Workers National Bank resort.

Pool! Everybody to the pool!

Do you think my activities are a fraud too?

No, I think you shouldn't care about that mad man,

because you stopped him short.

And why didn't anybody else raise their hand?

Girl, well,

with this weather, and the pool, you lose your will.

And look,

talking about the pool.

Look what I got. Look.

I was guaranteed these are special pads for the pool.

She's floating in the sky

Giorgio, brother.

Hurry, so we can see them before they get into the pool.

Yummy.

Giorgio!

Flor...

Girl, you're too much. You're perfectly waxed.

Where are you hairy?

Apparently, boss.

But I'm the female version of a werewolf.

Sometimes, when I touch water,

my hair grows really fast

and I'm all hairy again.

I think I'll have to leave the pool quickly

before the disaster happens

and Alvarito sees me like a kiwi.

-Alvarito, have you seen my trunks? -The...?

Trunks?

Your swimming trunks. No. No, I haven't seen them.

Will you tell me you haven't realized here in the branch

who might go both ways? Your friend Fercho.

I can't find them.

No?

Won't you get changed?

Yes, right now. I'll get changed.

Do you want me to get them for you?

Please.

See? This bed is very comfortable. I think I'll have this one, Ferchito.

Jhon! Jhon! Flor!

Alicia!

Jhon!

First, we see Miss Silvia.

Silvita is wearing a bikini

that shows off her curves.

Oh, love me bit by bit

So I don't even realize

And nobody knows

If she doesn't come out,

we'll have to punish Silvita's naughtiness, brother.

Yes, punish her.

Yeah, mess with her head so she learns.

Giorgio, you are so mean, brother.

If you do something to me,

I'll fight back. She told me to shut up and I'll never forgive her.

Now we see young Manuelita,

Miss Healthy Lifestyle,

and for all the exercise she does, she doesn't have such a hot body.

That's an eight, a five, a nine.

I say that's a nine.

No, that's an eight, a seven, almost a nine.

You have to take a close look.

Let me see.

And now we have the boss.

She's always elegant, sophisticated.

She's definitively a lady.

Is that new or what? Who sent that?

That's Alicia.

No, no, no.

-That could be... What do you think? -I don't know.

-Focus. That way. There. -Like that.

That's a nine, almost a nine point three.

-I didn't know the boss had all that. -Yeah.

Now we have Florcita, with a wonderful bathing suit,

just like her.

Look at her, so beautiful.

There she is, my ten, my goddess, my delight,

my hottie, my princess.

Florecita, I love you. You're the nicest thing that's happened to me.

What are you doing there?

No, fool. Let me see.

If you get there,

I'll bow my hat to you and you'll be my hero.

I think I'm in love, brother.

What?

And that? What's in there?

All that's delicious, brother. All that's delicious.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

No, look over there, look.

That man.

Cure me

And take me, little by little

I'll leave that to you, Giorgio.

Yeah, but to sell him at the fair.

-We enjoyed the view. -Now we're going to...

And transform me, little by little

Tie me up

Alvarito.

Alvarito.

Alvarito, come to this side of the pool and play with us.

Don't be so boring.

Yes, I'm on my way, Florecita.

Come here, I'll be your dolphin.

Do I have to go get you?

No. I'll go now.

Don't make me beg. Hey! Come on!

-What? -Don't rub yourself.

-Don't you see I was playing too? -I don't see the ball here.

Manuela! Manuela, the ball!

-Hey! -The ball!

See? You're rubbing against me. What's wrong with you?

What? What am I doing?

What's up, Jhon? Are you bothering her or what?

Hey, how nosy.

You have such a big nose, and you come and pester.

I have a few big things.

Why don't we get out and measure our differences.

Hit him hard!

-No! -Hey!

Don't pay attention to this fool.

-Show respect, Manuela. -You should show respect first, fool.

-Fool. -And you're old.

-Fool. -Old.

-You chickened out, Fercho. -I don't chicken out.

Sorry.

Play, play without a ball.

-Grow up. -Play without a ball.

-Easy, calm down. -Come on.

You almost hit me...

-Here! -Here!

Here!

-Throw it! -Shoot!

-Shoot! -Shoot, shoot!

Easy, you're with ladies.

Why don't you play?

-That was a foul. -Play.

-Here. -Manu!

-Manu! Here! -Manu.

And this?

You can't eat it.

You can't wear it.

I know, I'll use it as a cup because the game got rough.

There, Fercho.

Pass it.

I'm not playing anymore.

Manuela.

I'll get you, princess.

Leave me alone, I don't want to. God.

-Why? -Because.

You won't say that when I get you.

I'm up to here with you.

We're playing.

See, son of a pig, leave me alone.

Stop bothering me

or you'll ruin my life and this trip.

No.

She's so delicate.

She's crazy.

You should have stayed at home.

Easy!

Oh! I want to see your perversion

To see how far you go

Ignore me Come here and lose your mind

I want you to beg And look me in the eyes

Turn your back on me Distract me

Touch my hair And say my name

And love me Accidentally

Let me take you with me It all ends tomorrow

Tie me up

Cure me

And take me, little by little

Cure me...

Stop!

Stop staring at me, hey.

Yeah.

What are you doing mumbling to the boss?

-Me? No. -Rude. No, what's that?

And then...

And they call me a pervert. You deserve to be punished.

-God, no. -To the deep end.

God, don't do this to me.

-To the deep end. -Help!

-I can't swim! -To the water, yes.

To the deep end.

To the water!

Álvaro is drowning!

He can't swim!

He's drowning!

Somebody help him!

Help him!

Come on.

Quit the show.

What a drama queen.

-Did he drown? -Álvaro.

Did he drown?

Right, because I caught him mumbling to the boss.

-Somebody call an ambulance. -Did he drown?

He can't drown.

Stop.

There.

Did he die? Is he dying?

Too bad, he was such a good boy.

Oh my God, Álvaro. They can't let you die.

-He needs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. -I'll take care of it.

I'm fine.

-Easy, easy. -Calm down, there.

Let him go, you don't let him breathe.

Flor, Fercho.

Easy, easy.

Quit the show, you're fine.

Come on!

Are we going to play or what?

What?

You need to know how to handle your drink so you don't become everybody's nightmare.

Wake up, it's with you.

-Yes? -There's a limit, Jhon.

How can you endanger somebody else's life?

It almost ended in tragedy!

How annoying, to be spied on all the time.

-Do you know the worst part, Amazon woman? -What now?

Amazon women.

Excuse me for taking your stuff, but the game got rough

and I had to wear it as a cup, sorry.

You know what's the worst part?

-I'm farting.

Gross.

Now we need Silvia's activity, now.

Let's focus on our breathing

and we're going to make our minds blank.

We're going to empty our thoughts

and we're going to let the rhythm

of our breathing

takes us to our inner child.

The boy!

Excuse me.

It was my inner child. I can't control him.

Look, Jhon, if you can't participate in the activity,

please leave, but don't sabotage it, if you don't mind.

Yes, and bear in mind this activity

is for you, brother.

But what's wrong? Let me see. How long is the activity? Let me see.

That's what it is about.

Let's all stand up, please.

It's about forgetting categories like time and space,

it's about transcending them.

Jhon.

Yes, but as you say, you don't know.

I said it. Can we move on?

Okay.

Again, we close our eyes

and we're going to focus on breathing.

We're going to make our minds blank again.

It's blank, super blank.

I must confess, Silvia,

I've never had much in my mind, really.

-Congratulations. -Thank you.

We're going to sharpen our senses,

we're going to find that sensory energy.

We're going to connect with every part of our bodies.

For instance, let's begin with our ears.

Let's focus on the sound of silence, because silence has sounds too.

Do you feel it? Do you hear it?

Yes, it sounds amazing.

-Music is here! -Yeah!

When I get drunk...

-Jhon! -The barman gets drunk too...

No more! Why do you always do this to me?

Why are you always so disrespectful?

Why do you always make a fool of yourself?

Easy, Silvita, chill.

Your activity was great, it was cool, very deep.

I almost fell asleep, but it's enough.

We're here to party. On a trip. Everything is great.

Who wants to continue with the activity? Nobody.

-Who wants to continue...? -Jhon!

You promised the group you'd behave.

Do you know what it is to behave? Let Silvia finish the activity.

-Alicia, stop it. -What?

Ma'am, Jhon is right.

Really. Silvia, don't take it the wrong way, but it's enough.

As my mom used to say, "Good things are good, but in moderation."

We're on a trip, let's pump up the volume.

Let the music start. Come on, let's party.

Come on! Enough!

Get over it, darling.

No, because I had good intentions.

I just wanted to harmonize everybody

after the horrible thing that happened in the pool.

I understand, and I'm going to be honest because I care about you.

Wait a second.

Gorgeous.

Remember what Fercho said. "Good things are good, but in moderation."

There's a time and a place for everything.

So you were bored too.

Bored, like really bored...

No.

Fed up? No.

Then let's do the activity. Look, here, with the tree. It's perfect.

Yes, but later, Silvita. Let's dance to this song.

Yeah, but...

-Jhon, you're dancing too close to me. -What's the problem?

We can dance cheek to cheek, chest to chest.

If you could dance, we'd be spinning all day,

but you have no idea, do you?

Spin me. Make me yours. I'm available. I'm putty in your hands.

-Let yourself be loved. -Will you ignore me forever?

Don't start here with your drama.

Then when? You've ignored me ever since we left Bogotá.

Don't you see your coworkers are here?

-They're always everywhere. -Right, so calm down.

-Don't make such a drama. -But...

Can I take the boss a little while?

Of course. Switch partners, everybody!

Are you having a good time?

-Great, cool. And you? -Fine, nice, like everything here.

How cool.

Yeah, cool.

Hey, now that we're talking,

I wanted to ask you a little favor.

You know, I've been working at the bank for 40 years

with a meager salary and I'm retiring soon.

So I was thinking...

When you almost drowned, I nearly died.

Do you want to know why I nearly died?

No, no.

Switch partners.

Honey, what's up? Did you miss me? Kiss me...

No!

-Great! -It's so dark

Where have you gone? Why won't you come?

What's stopping you?

Where have you gone?

You horny bastard.

I'm up to here with you.

Stop being a stalker and a pervert.

What's up?

Do you want me to tell you in front of everybody?

We're dancing.

You take advantage of the situation to touch me and feel me up!

You play the fool.

We should have kicked you out. Bringing you here was a mistake.

You're too nosy, Amazon woman. Stay out of it.

She's not here alone. The thing is with all of us.

Don't judge Jhon, because we know he's a little tipsy.

And since Florcita is all showy...

What? What?

Well, I noticed

you are a flirt and show off all the time.

You were there when he was trapped on that dolphin.

"Come here, I'll be your dolphin."

But it was Alvarito.

See, I give you this pervert.

You can have him.

Well, this pervert, as you call him,

might be a better person than you.

At least he's more honest.

Silvia, will you keep defending this idiot?

Thank you, Silvita.

No, you can't be so blind.

-You're such a fool. -Don't make me talk, Manuelita.

Let's see. I'm not afraid.

Talk. I could be anything, but I'm not a fool.

You know what? I'd rather be a fool than being so insecure about myself

that I have to use padding in my boobs and my butt

to try to make everybody think that I have what I don't have.

Is that true?

Tell me, is that true or not?

How terrible.

You've been fooling all of us all this time.

You know what? I'd rather be insecure than a fool

who bores people with her stupid comments.

"Om, life is beautiful.

Om.

What a nice day.

Om.

Take a deep breath."

Everybody knows deep down you don't even believe it,

you say nice words to hide you have nothing inside your head.

You are a fool, you are stupid, you are stiff and repressed.

What?

Stop!

Stop, enough!

No, I don't think so.

If we're venting out secrets,

I have something to say too, and it's precisely about you.

-Jorge. -Yes, ma'am.

What do you think I am?

Stop playing me for a fool!

I've been like this for a year, asking for a raise.

Who do you think you are? Is the money yours or what?

Or is it the bank's? Come on, tell me. Old cheapskate.

Mean...

Jorge! Don't talk to the boss like that!

Shut up, nosy!

I don't need anybody to stand up for me, let alone you.

I'm fed up with you believing you're the boss,

undermining me all the time, trying to be the boss, and you're not!

Who do you think you are? And who do you think I am?

Some stupid fool like Silvia?

-Do you think that about me too? -Yeah.

-Calm down. -I won't calm down!

I couldn't care less.

-You're making it worse. -If I make it worse, what do I care?

Like the old man here says, let's vent our secrets.

-What? -Come here, you,

and tell us the secret you have under your clothes.

I ask you, please, don't.

They think you're so cute, so smooth, so clean.

But underneath her clothes, she's hairy, super hairy.

She has a rug she has to trim every day.

Just like you see her,

she's the female version of a werewolf.

She's a she-wolf.

Is that true?

Have you been fooling us all this time too?

What a disappointment.

Since we're venting secrets,

I also want to confess something I have on my chest.

Shut up.

The boss and I are in love.

No, and I'm the pervert?

That's not true.

Isn't it? And if it's not true,

what do we do twice a day in the vault?

Sometimes we do it three times.

What am I hearing?

What kind of people are you? I can't believe it.

So you go down to the vault to do it...

Enough. Stop filming with this phone or I'll take it.

You're a traitor.

You're a two-faced devil!

If we're all on this, I'm going to talk too.

Fercho, I really like you, man.

I love you

with this chest and with all my body.

I dream of a night of passion with you,

and a good lay.

That is,

I want you.

Wait, honey.

My sister told me he goes both ways.

Is it true, Fercho?

Do you really play for both teams?

That's bad, and dangerous, Fercha.

Who told you that, Carmencita?

Marina, my sister, of course. She doesn't say anything that isn't true.

Come on, you confess too.

Honestly, I can't believe it. What kind of people are you?

I shouldn't have come on this trip.

I feel dirty.

What?

You've corrupted my purity.

It's all my fault.

All of it.

I apologize to each and every one of you for ruining your trip.

I had a traumatic childhood.

You don't know how hard it is for me

to realize that...

everybody hates me, to realize that all the bad things are because of me.

I should leave so you can enjoy your trip.

You are good people, and you don't deserve what I do to you.

-It's not so bad. -I'm gross. I shouldn't have been born!

No, don't say that.

Nobody here can cast the first stone.

I mean about the trip.

No. Everybody here is guilty. It's true.

As Jorge says,

"He who is without sin can cast the first stone."

Thank you, boss, for...

For your optimism.

But, honestly,

I'm like a fly.

I ruined what could have been a great activity.

Bye. Thank you.

No, come here. Easy, come here.

Come here, we can solve this.

-Are you serious, Alvarito? -Take a seat.

-Really? -Yes.

If we let Silvita finally finish one of her activities.

Would you do that for me, Silvita?

Well...

Om...

If you really want it and need it,

I am willing.

We just need to ask permission

to our master, the Sun, to grant it.

The exercise I want to share with you is simple,

but it's also very deep.

We're going to search deep down,

inside each one of us,

and then we're going to search inside the group.

What are we looking for?

We're looking for forgiveness,

but not as something concrete,

but forgiveness as a concept.

How do we do that?

We're going to close our eyes

and elevate our hands to...

Everybody here. What's up? Everybody here. What's up?

This is how I wanted to find you, all together and holding hands.

Hold me.

Quiet!

You're the thieves' father? I mean, the nuns.

-What do you think? -You look like them.

No.

You got me, I just work at the bank from time to time.

My sister Marina works at the bank. I'll give you the address...

Well. The thing, dear friends,

is that my sons' court appearance is on Monday.

I need your help so, when you're asked what happened,

you tell a version that leaves my boys free of guilt.

Do you agree?

No, we can't do that

because your sons were caught red-handed.

There's a video with evidence hard to ignore.

He studies Law, he knows what he's talking about.

The cameras and the guns have already been taken care of.

-Okay. -All I have to fix is your statements.

You can't make us lie to a judge.

-Yes, you can. -Of course I can.

And to make sure of that, I'm going to take one of you with me

until the hearing.

It's simple. If you don't help, the person who comes with me, dies.

That's the bad news.

The good news is you get to choose who goes with me.

No, no, no!

Don't look at me.

I'm starting a recovery process. You can't do this to me.

Then, the boss should go.

Yes.

Who should go? You go.

If something happens to you, I'll die.

It's easy. Let's vote on this.

Excuse me, and with all due respect, I'm going to please ask you

that, considering my age,

you leave me out of the list of candidates.

You're closer to kicking the bucket.

Considering your age, you should be chosen.

Her! Her! You, yes.

You have self-acceptance problems.

Quiet! Shut up!

I'll go!

In the process I'm going through,

letting go is a fundamental part of the evolution of the spirit.

I want to go.

We all agree with you, Silvita. Right, guys?

Yes.

You have to set out on your own path, and fly.

Do it.

Sir, I'll go with you.

I'm sorry, Silvia.

No.

What have you done?

No, no, no.

Move.

Move, dammit.

Hello?

Hello? Stay there, honey, stay.

No, man. Man, what do you think? I'm with one of the clients.

Please, don't start complaining, please.

Then you should have gone and done it yourself.

Of course I know what I have to do. Do you know me or not?

I'll have an attack.

I mean, don't bother me.

Leave me alone.

Sir.

Are you okay?

Sir.

If you want, I...

I know an exercise so you can breathe...

better.

Okay, so what? Do we continue the party or what?

Jhon.

-Hello. -What?

We were having a great time.

As the saying goes, "The dead man heard it and jumped."

We were dancing, yes.

-That. -Weren't you improving yourself?

Then let's go and do Silvia's exercise.

-In her honor, let's meditate. -Please.

I'm sure Silvia, wherever she is,

would want us to celebrate in her name

the chance she had to make such a huge sacrifice for us.

-Jhon, you know what? -What?

Shut up, or you'll eat a fly.

Why don't you make me shut it, Fercho?

-Gladly, now you've asked for it. -Fercho!

What's up with you? You have to be an example.

Jhon.

What's up with you?

It's not time to fight with each other.

I think we should call the police.

Stupid fool.

Didn't you hear the old guy?

If we call the police, he'll kill Silvia.

I think the best we can do

is to go back to Bogotá.

No, please, it's not so serious.

The night here is paid for. Let's make the most of it.

I say we pray together instead.

Yeah.

If we all pray,

together, with faith and devotion...

The Holy Rosary is powerful.

The first Sorrowful Mystery is Jesus praying in the garden.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name,

thy kingdom come...

The second Sorrowful Mystery is the scourging.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name,

thy kingdom come...

The third Mystery is the crowning with thorns.

Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name,

thy kingdom...

The fourth Mystery is the carrying of the cross.

...hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come...

So good.

...Sorrowful Mystery is the crucifixion and death of Jesus.

Flor, wait.

Isn't that Silvia's voice?

That's Silvia's voice.

Yes.

How lovely.

I'm sorry, forgive me, I love you, thank you.

I'm sorry, forgive me, I love you, thank you.

Let's welcome our brother Lucas,

who has been reborn

in community and harmony.

Thank you, teacher.

May peace, harmony and good energy

be with you always, brothers.

Okay, I just let Lucas express himself

so his energy could flow freely.

Yes, I taught him a little forgiveness mantra

called Ho'oponopono,

and he drew his own conclusions and found his liberation.

And I ask you from the bottom of my heart

to forgive me for the bad moment I put you through.

Silvia, in my name and the group's, we owe you an apology.

And I'm going to confess something. I've never practiced Ho'oponopono.

-What hop, whatever. -Bravo!

I don't know anything about the "no hop."

And you, boss, please, forgive me if I mistreated you.

I was aggressive and...

I'm going to apologize to Fercho like a lady.

Though he's really nosy.

Flor, come here, give me your hand. I betrayed your confidence.

Yes, boss, but relax.

Now everybody knows about my rug.

And I also want to apologize to you, Silvita,

because we all undervalued your efforts

to make this trip an unforgettable experience.

If you all hop, I'll hop too.

What? Is nobody going to apologize to me?

We won't forgive you if you don't drink another peace drink.

If the boss drinks it with me. I love you, boss, honey.

Yes.

Up, down, center, and drink!

Come on.

-Cheers. -Cheers.

See, that's why I really appreciate you.

You're my best friend,

the best friend I've ever had.

You're my brother.

Thank you, Jorge. You know what? Me too,

I think you remind me of my dad.

Yes, but come here, Fercho.

Alvarito, I've always had such a crush on you.

Ever since the first time I saw you, I've had a crush on you.

But don't worry. Don't worry, it's just platonic.

I know it's impossible.

-But anyway, at your service. -At your service.

How cute.

Boss, I want you to know I really admire you.

You're such a lady, head to toe, look.

-Yeah. -Cute.

I love Marina, but she's a gossip.

You, instead... Your lips are sealed.

Sealed? Hire me. Selfie!

Selfie!

I'm going to tell you something, Silvita.

I didn't like you. I thought you were unbearable.

But you are true, you are real, you are my friend, and I love you.

I think you're the most beautiful woman here, just the way you are.

I think you're strong,

impressive, sensual,

like with something that makes me think...

-No. -Yes.

-No, no, no. -Brother, you.

Do you know who's brave?

You are brave. To me, you are brave.

Show me this. What do you have here? Where did you buy it?

Buy what, man?

It's not worth crying

over some fool who doesn't love you. Come here. No.

-Come here. -But I love him.

Yes, I know you love him.

I know you love him, Flor.

No, listen, don't get into the water.

I liked you too.

-That's gorgeous. -Yes, but that was a bad time.

-Where there was fire... -No, no way.

Party girl.

Alvarito, I want you to know I have a hunch.

I feel you're going to go a long way.

-You're so nice. -Let's drink.

One chance.

One more chance, in another life. No.

Do you want me to tell you something?

Who's brave?

Who? Who's brave?

-You are brave. -Me?

Yes, to me, you are brave, brother.

No, really?

So Jorge and Marina were...

No, that's a secret.

Really. It didn't mean anything. She said it was because she was drunk.

Just the once.

Look at him.

Imagine him without clothes.

My sister said his mustache feels good.

If you want, I can help you fix the way you walk.

Who told you I want to fix the way I walk?

What a waste.

Sexy thing.

Alvarito.

Brother, do you know who's brave?

You are brave.

To me, you are brave.

-Can I have some? -Sure.

Carmen, I lost the chain

Happiness gets into your veins And you can't stop it

Happiness gets into your body And makes you dance

Happiness gets into your veins And you can't stop it

Happiness gets into your body And makes you dance

Five!

Four!

Three!

Two!

One!

Happiness gets into your veins And you can't stop it

Happiness gets into your body And makes you dance

Happiness gets into your veins And you can't stop it

Happiness gets into your body And makes you dance

So silly.

Alvarito, I'm going to ask you a favor. Don't get your hopes high, okay?

I know last night was awesome,

but it was just a drunk night,

a wild night.

Do you think the boss noticed?

This can't be happening to me.

Oh my God, this can't be happening to me,

this can't be happening to me.

Good morning.

What am I doing here?

Well, what do you think?

Did you and I...?

But you didn't like women.

Do you think anybody saw us?

I have no idea, I have a complete blackout.

How was it, girls?

There was tenderness for both of you,

and plenty.

Did you think I didn't realize you were eating me up with your eyes

every time you saw me walk by at the bank?

Look, you have to promise this...

disaster among the three of us has to be a secret.

-If you talk... -What secret?

Everybody saw our little passionate escape.

Do you think I was secretly going to take you to my room?

No, hotties. You don't hide that kind of thing.

To the contrary.

How was I? Was I good?

Oh my God, not with this coward.

Where are my clothes?

Our clothes!

Alvarito, we can't get out of here like this, so naked, honey.

Our clothes!

Our clothes aren't here, Fercho.

Neither yours nor mine.

My God, I don't understand anything.

It's not here either.

God, but where...? I don't understand.

Fernando...

Our clothes.

Where's the suitcase?

Our clothes.

Our clothes, they are not here.

Where are they?

I think somebody took them.

But who?

Who?

Well, Lucas,

the thieves' dad, who else?

How do you know that?

Last night I saw him entering our room

and he was carrying everybody else's things.

You're such a fool. Why didn't you say anything?

Because in the erotic frenzy we were in,

we didn't need our clothes.

What do we do now?

I don't know. I can think of a couple of ideas.

What do you say?

Get dressed!

With what?

So? Shall we sing another one?

-Let's drink first. -Okay.

Colombia, beloved country Anthem of faith and joy

-Let's all sing... -Stop!

Stop, stop singing.

Do you want another one, babe?

Babe?

Don't you call me "babe" ever again in your life.

To all of you,

I'm Dr. Alicia Araujo,

the boss.

Listen to what I'm going to say, and don't interrupt me, Fercho.

Last night, some nasty things happened,

really nasty,

unexpected things, to put it in words.

I'd say expected and fabulous.

You let me talk and shut up.

It is a fact that we're going to continue working together at the branch

and we're going to see each other for I don't know how long.

So, the best for all of us

is to forget and delete from our existence

and our memory what happened last night.

Do you understand me?

We'll see if some coworkers

can delete from their minds such a fantastic and lovely experience.

Jhon, dammit!

What's wrong with you?

Let me talk. Take a seat.

You're the boss.

As soon as we go by a store, we'll buy some clothes.

We're going to go to our houses

and we're going to clean our bodies

and get rid of the dirt we're covered in.

And then we'll pretend nothing happened.

Easy.

I think you understand that what happens in Vegas...

stays in Vegas, okay?

Okay, Jhon?

If there's no choice.

Anyway...

Whenever you want, babe.

Ma'am, I think there's a little problem.

Carmencita, don't tell me about any more problems, I beg you.

What happened?

I've just realized Marina

took the photos and videos I sent her

and posted them on her social media.

What?

No.

-No. -What?

Tell me, how many followers does Marina have?

Well...

Everybody from the bank, boss.

No.

You know what? I'm flat-chested. I'm buttless.

And I don't give a damn! I don't give a damn!

I'm going to be happy.

I'm going to show it.

And if they stop me in the beach I don't know

And if they find me drunk I don't know

I know for sure I'm the issue here

In the street Or at home

You'll find me drunk

Partying is great But my job gets in the way

Yes, the nice girl,

the nice smile, 24 hours a day.

I'm fed up!

I'd like to be, I don't know, more adventurous,

bolder,

to do things that are not so right.

"No, Silvita is so boring."

"No,

Silvita could never do that."

That Silvita,

because this Silvita...

So yummy, honey.

You'll see, just wait.

Alvarito, no,

you can't kill yourself like that.

You can't drown in the shallow part.

It's my life.

This time I'm going to drown. It's my life.

Enough...

Manuela said everything,

and I won't be less than her.

Pastusita, all sexy and delicious.

Let's see if all the dirty old men from the office...

will look at me the same way

now they know I'm like a teddy bear

with a magic rug and all.

No!

When I get drunk The barman gets drunk too

At the disco I get her drunk with pisco

At home

-I'm always hungover... -Carmencita.

Let go.

You'll have a great time.

No.

What do I care if that Amazon woman turned out to be a stick

and that Pastusita is a she-wolf?

Let's make a zoo.

Gorgeous!

Gorgeous!

-Carmencita. -Yes?

How many followers did you say Marina has?

Well, yesterday she had 383,

and today she has 10,500!

An anthem of joy

The song of joy

For the new days to come

Cheers!

It's difficult for all of us, isn't it?

-Right. -It's not easy

saying goodbye to a person

with whom you've shared so much time,

someone that we love,

that we respect, but above all, that we cherish so many memories with.

So many.

Jorge,

may this not be "goodbye," but "see you soon."

Because this branch will always be your home,

and we will always be your family.

-Yes. -Of course.

-No more than that... -Cheers!

Cheers!

What can I tell you?

HAPPY RETIREMENT

This bank has been my family, my home, for almost 40 years.

A lot of water has gone under the bridge.

How cute.

I leave with the sadness

that I won't be able to see your faces

every day like I have until now.

But also, I leave with joy.

With the satisfaction of a task well done.

As it's usually the case,

the group kept their word,

and what happened in Melgar stayed in Melgar.

Memories from that trip became part of a myth

we only talk about from time to time,

always in whispers,

always with a smile on the lips,

and always with a little guilt.

However, this chaotic and traumatic experience, if you will,

was good for each member of the group.

Jorge not only got his raise before retirement,

but he also found his musical calling.

Manuela and Flor overcame their insecurities

and learned to accept and love themselves just as they are.

One of them, flat, and the other one, hairy, but both proud of themselves.

Alicia and Fernando learned to work as a team.

She gained confidence, and he earned a true friend.

Alvarito was able to overcome his love for the boss

and he's now excited about Lorena,

the new business consultant who came to replace Jorge.

Honestly, he looks good.

Flor is still in love with Alvarito,

but she's accepted it won't happen in this lifetime.

Marinita changed her obsession.

She's forgotten social media, and now she listens to music

all day long.

She's a real expert in reggaeton and urban music.

Even Jhon and Silvia managed to overcome their disastrous relationship

and have become very good friends.

She's helping him overcome his childhood traumas

with her activities.

-Presence. -Presence.

In offices, as in life...

-They want to do it again. -...things hardly change.

We won't make the same mistake twice. Good make-up.

History repeats itself.

Let's see.

People make the same mistakes, the same good decisions.

-Jhon, what are you doing? -Unmasking the thieves.

What thieves?

They're real nuns, from the convent of the Holy Sepulcher.

And, slowly, we get used to going back

to what once was, and that has a weird charm.

Sister, you're gorgeous.

Jhon!

You feel it inside of you...

All the offices in the world look alike.

They're not families, but almost.

They're groups of people fighting together for survival,

with all the good and the bad that entails.

But when we are lucky,

in the middle of the daily battle for the salary,

the office is where we learn to forgive and forget,

we learn about solidarity,

we learn about tolerance,

we learn about friendship,

and, above all, we learn to be part of something.

And that is called happiness too.