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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:59,366 --> 00:01:00,633 Zero to three, Alzate. 2 00:01:01,733 --> 00:01:03,500 Look at this old man. 3 00:01:03,733 --> 00:01:06,033 Eating his pre-lunch snack. 4 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:09,333 So, what's up? Are today's scorpions good? 5 00:01:09,466 --> 00:01:10,333 Tasty, tasty? 6 00:01:11,533 --> 00:01:12,633 See you up there, old man. 7 00:01:14,433 --> 00:01:15,400 What's up, Boyacá? 8 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,733 Good morning, Mr. Jesus. 9 00:01:34,100 --> 00:01:35,466 The day starts, Mr. Jesus. 10 00:02:00,700 --> 00:02:03,000 Compadre, if someone sees you from down there, 11 00:02:03,066 --> 00:02:04,333 they might think you're about to kill yourself. 12 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:06,233 No, my friend. Life is beautiful. 13 00:02:07,033 --> 00:02:08,066 What's ugly is us. 14 00:02:08,666 --> 00:02:12,000 I was just wondering if Sasaima can be seen from up here. 15 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:13,466 -Sasaima? -Yes. 16 00:02:13,766 --> 00:02:15,333 Haven't you noticed that on a clear day, 17 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:16,333 the three snow-capped mountains can be seen? 18 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,433 Ruiz, Santa Isabel, and Tolima. 19 00:02:18,533 --> 00:02:19,533 Listen to him. 20 00:02:19,600 --> 00:02:21,700 Santa Isabel peak is on the right side. 21 00:02:21,766 --> 00:02:24,633 No, sir. That's the Tolima peak. I have hiked them. 22 00:02:24,700 --> 00:02:26,700 They can be seen because they're mountains. But Sasaima... 23 00:02:26,766 --> 00:02:28,166 Sasaima is a dump. 24 00:02:28,666 --> 00:02:31,766 Well, I'm going to that dump with my family this holiday. 25 00:02:32,366 --> 00:02:34,033 -Another trip? -Go figure. 26 00:02:34,466 --> 00:02:36,466 By the way, has the engineer arrived? What time is it? 27 00:02:36,533 --> 00:02:38,200 He's with the architect. 28 00:02:38,266 --> 00:02:41,433 Really? I'm going to ask him to approve my four vacation days 29 00:02:41,500 --> 00:02:43,166 so I can stay all week in Sasaima! 30 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:47,333 I'll see if I can get an appointment to get my back fixed. See you! 31 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,133 Wow, Sasaima? 32 00:02:49,333 --> 00:02:51,000 That man really travels far. 33 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:52,466 Sasaima? 34 00:02:52,666 --> 00:02:54,300 Is Sasaima warm? 35 00:02:57,166 --> 00:03:01,233 Happy Birthday, Tavito! Have you been pampered today? 36 00:03:01,366 --> 00:03:05,266 Are you eating well? When you left, you were too skinny! 37 00:03:05,366 --> 00:03:08,766 We're too far and we're broke! 38 00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,700 But God will allow us to meet again. 39 00:03:12,066 --> 00:03:14,266 I know that you're always busy, 40 00:03:14,333 --> 00:03:17,600 but please come to visit us. Make some time, please. Okay? 41 00:03:18,133 --> 00:03:21,333 What are you doing for your birthday, son? 42 00:03:22,333 --> 00:03:24,000 Mom, once I finish this meeting, 43 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:27,533 I'm going to invite all the VPs of the company 44 00:03:27,600 --> 00:03:31,400 to a pool party organized by Lupe. 45 00:03:32,033 --> 00:03:33,233 What a clever girl, right? 46 00:03:34,233 --> 00:03:37,100 She's an expert at throwing pool parties. 47 00:03:37,266 --> 00:03:39,433 One-hundred and fifty people, 48 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:43,066 something modest. I don't like pretending to be a millionaire. 49 00:03:43,133 --> 00:03:46,633 How I wish I could be there with you! 50 00:03:49,233 --> 00:03:51,333 Momma, when are you coming? 51 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:54,633 We'll welcome you with open arms. You know. 52 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:58,633 No, no, I don't want to bother you. 53 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:02,700 Mom, don't be silly. 54 00:04:03,266 --> 00:04:05,100 We have... 55 00:04:05,533 --> 00:04:07,666 plenty of room. The third floor 56 00:04:07,766 --> 00:04:09,633 is pretty much empty. And... 57 00:04:09,700 --> 00:04:12,633 On the terrace, next to the Mediterranean pool and the Jacuzzi, 58 00:04:13,033 --> 00:04:14,666 there are three empty rooms. 59 00:04:14,733 --> 00:04:17,266 All right, maybe I'll accept the invitation. 60 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:19,433 Who knows, I might be able to make it! 61 00:04:19,633 --> 00:04:22,700 Wait a minute. Your sister wants to say hi. 62 00:04:22,766 --> 00:04:26,600 Mom, stop shouting. I'm not too far from you. 63 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:28,133 But he is! 64 00:04:28,200 --> 00:04:30,333 What can I do? I only have one hand free. 65 00:04:30,400 --> 00:04:31,633 Let's see... 66 00:04:32,566 --> 00:04:35,533 What's up, sweetie? Happy birthday! 67 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,100 Hello, Mireya. 68 00:04:39,300 --> 00:04:41,033 What's new? And the children? 69 00:04:41,500 --> 00:04:43,666 Fine. The girl is behaving well. 70 00:04:43,733 --> 00:04:45,600 But William... 71 00:04:45,666 --> 00:04:49,300 is a real pain. I don't know what's wrong with him. 72 00:04:49,366 --> 00:04:51,033 I see. And that lazy Alberto? 73 00:04:51,533 --> 00:04:55,733 Fine, sweetie. He's laying bricks, but he's okay. 74 00:04:56,366 --> 00:05:00,000 I see. When are you coming to Miami to visit us? 75 00:05:00,733 --> 00:05:03,133 God knows when. 76 00:05:03,733 --> 00:05:05,433 Just kidding. Whenever we have the chance. 77 00:05:05,500 --> 00:05:07,433 Don't be stingy! 78 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:09,533 Come and we'll treat you like royalty. 79 00:05:11,533 --> 00:05:12,700 I've been trying to, 80 00:05:12,766 --> 00:05:15,266 but I haven't been able to... 81 00:05:16,333 --> 00:05:17,200 Hello? 82 00:05:18,433 --> 00:05:19,300 Hello? 83 00:05:19,366 --> 00:05:21,166 Hello? Hello? 84 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,366 You're such a liar! 85 00:05:22,433 --> 00:05:25,133 Blondie, come here. 86 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,300 That's not the attitude. 87 00:05:26,366 --> 00:05:29,200 It makes me mad! You always do the same. 88 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:31,733 Gustavo, why do you invite those people? 89 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,766 Come on, baby. Those people are my family. 90 00:05:35,033 --> 00:05:37,666 All right, how are we going to host them? 91 00:05:37,733 --> 00:05:40,633 Two of them can sleep in the car. Also under the trailer, 92 00:05:40,700 --> 00:05:44,666 or in the fridge... if you want. 93 00:05:44,733 --> 00:05:47,300 Honestly. I'll eat my hat if those poor people 94 00:05:47,366 --> 00:05:49,366 can come to the United States of America. 95 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:53,200 Yes, sir? 96 00:05:53,766 --> 00:05:55,000 Okay, in a minute. 97 00:05:58,400 --> 00:05:59,733 Hello, Yulicita. 98 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,533 Albertico! 99 00:06:01,600 --> 00:06:02,666 How are you, darling? 100 00:06:03,066 --> 00:06:04,000 Fine. 101 00:06:04,066 --> 00:06:05,333 -Working. Yes. -Working a lot? 102 00:06:05,400 --> 00:06:08,366 Okay. I brought something for you to have with your coffee. 103 00:06:08,433 --> 00:06:10,366 You're so sweet. 104 00:06:11,666 --> 00:06:13,566 Yulicita, listen. 105 00:06:13,666 --> 00:06:17,100 Next holiday I'm going with my family to Sasaima. 106 00:06:17,333 --> 00:06:18,633 Sasaima again? 107 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:21,166 Yes, you know. It's where my heart is. 108 00:06:21,433 --> 00:06:25,566 I need to talk to the engineer because I have four paid days off. 109 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:29,233 I want to know if I can take that time to stay all week. 110 00:06:29,633 --> 00:06:30,766 How nice. 111 00:06:31,233 --> 00:06:33,500 Let me check if the engineer can see you right now. 112 00:06:33,566 --> 00:06:35,433 You're very nice. Thank you. 113 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:38,166 The winning moment. 114 00:06:38,333 --> 00:06:41,266 The moment to give away a prize. The mystery prize 115 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,033 that everybody wants to get. 116 00:06:43,166 --> 00:06:45,500 You know that you must answer and say the key phrase: 117 00:06:45,566 --> 00:06:48,066 "I'm tuned to Radio Claridad 118 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,333 twenty-four hours a day." 119 00:06:50,400 --> 00:06:52,733 We're going to call one of our listeners right now. 120 00:06:53,033 --> 00:06:56,033 Remember, only three attempts. If you don't answer then, 121 00:06:56,133 --> 00:06:58,066 we'll have to give another listener the chance. 122 00:06:58,133 --> 00:06:59,100 It's ringing now. 123 00:07:10,633 --> 00:07:13,633 I'm tuned to Radio Claridad 24 hours a day. 124 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:18,200 Very good! That's the key phrase. That's right, darling. Who's this? 125 00:07:18,266 --> 00:07:20,000 Alberto de Jesús Rubio. 126 00:07:20,066 --> 00:07:21,066 From what neighborhood? 127 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:23,166 From the Industrial Area. 128 00:07:23,233 --> 00:07:24,700 -Are you ready? -Go ahead, let's see how far we can go. 129 00:07:24,766 --> 00:07:26,333 Okay. First question. 130 00:07:26,633 --> 00:07:29,466 What's Marcelo Cezan's real name? 131 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:33,166 Edgar Alfredo Gomez. A dentist from Palmira. He was born 132 00:07:33,233 --> 00:07:35,700 on April 13, 1971. 133 00:07:35,766 --> 00:07:39,300 Wow, great! Alberto, that's right! 134 00:07:39,366 --> 00:07:42,500 We're doing good, Alberto. Here comes the second question. 135 00:07:42,666 --> 00:07:47,033 What's the real name of actress Xilena Aycardi? 136 00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:49,166 Her name is Myriam Vanegas. 137 00:07:49,300 --> 00:07:51,266 Oh, my God! 138 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:54,733 You know everything about the entertainment world! 139 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,633 You could say that, yes. 140 00:07:56,700 --> 00:08:01,300 Since I was little I got interested in the entertainment world because Aunt Doris 141 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,233 wanted to be a singer, so she taught me a lot. 142 00:08:03,300 --> 00:08:04,233 Very good, Alberto! 143 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:08,266 Let's see how well she taught you. This is our third and final question. 144 00:08:08,500 --> 00:08:10,333 If you answer correctly, 145 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,433 you'll be the winner of the mystery prize. 146 00:08:13,033 --> 00:08:16,000 Are you ready? I guess you are. Alberto, 147 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:19,733 what is the real name of actress Carmen Villalobos? 148 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,033 Carmen Villalobos? 149 00:08:25,133 --> 00:08:26,733 No, the thing is that... 150 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:30,666 I'm not familiar with current celebrities. She's rather new. 151 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:33,100 Can you give me a clue? 152 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:34,766 No, darling. The clock is ticking. 153 00:08:47,733 --> 00:08:50,033 Then, the last and final question came. 154 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:53,100 Real name of Carmen Villalobos? You only have a few seconds. 155 00:08:53,166 --> 00:08:55,566 What a long, boring story! 156 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:57,066 Mom, look. 157 00:08:57,300 --> 00:08:59,200 Make it shorter. It's very annoying. 158 00:09:00,066 --> 00:09:02,166 Yorley del Carmen Villalobos Barrios. 159 00:09:02,566 --> 00:09:03,466 Her name is Yorley? 160 00:09:03,633 --> 00:09:04,733 You just won a prize! 161 00:09:05,333 --> 00:09:07,266 What a name! 162 00:09:07,700 --> 00:09:11,166 -But not many actresses are that good. -That's right. 163 00:09:11,233 --> 00:09:14,700 Darling, why didn't you call me? I would have heard you. 164 00:09:14,766 --> 00:09:18,100 How could I, sweetheart? I was using the phone at the office. 165 00:09:18,233 --> 00:09:21,366 What did you win? A set of towels? A blender? 166 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:23,600 No, ma'am. It's a different prize. 167 00:09:23,666 --> 00:09:24,533 Really? 168 00:09:25,233 --> 00:09:26,666 Our vacation. 169 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,300 Really? 170 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,733 Dad, I had told you before. 171 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:33,566 I can't go to Sasaima this year because I flunked Math and I have to study. 172 00:09:33,633 --> 00:09:36,566 William Alberto, you and your big mouth. What had we agreed on? 173 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:38,200 What do you mean? 174 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:42,533 Dad, to be honest... we don't want to go to Sasaima anymore. 175 00:09:43,133 --> 00:09:44,633 We're tired of that ugly town. 176 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:47,766 It's too hot. Besides, Mom, remember that we got a mosquito allergy last time? 177 00:09:48,033 --> 00:09:49,133 I don't remember anything. 178 00:09:50,333 --> 00:09:53,333 Willy and I had said 179 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:56,200 that we're too old. We want to enjoy our vacation time with our friends. 180 00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:58,400 -No, speak for yourself. -Really? 181 00:09:58,733 --> 00:10:03,133 So, you fail Math and besides you want to stay with your friends? 182 00:10:03,233 --> 00:10:04,133 Don't worry, honey. 183 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:10,066 I didn't know that these young people hated Sasaima so much. 184 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:11,600 But don't worry. 185 00:10:12,233 --> 00:10:17,233 You can stay in Bogotá. I won two round-trip tickets to Miami, Florida, U.S. 186 00:10:17,433 --> 00:10:19,533 Honey... what a nice sancocho. 187 00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,433 Where to, sweetie? 188 00:10:24,700 --> 00:10:28,333 Two round-trip tickets to Miami, Florida, U.S. 189 00:10:28,766 --> 00:10:30,133 For the two of us alone? 190 00:10:30,466 --> 00:10:33,533 We'll have to go across the pond to visit the Gringos! 191 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:43,166 I don't want to be a killjoy, Mr. Rubio, 192 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,700 but I have a question. 193 00:10:44,766 --> 00:10:46,200 Do you have a visa? 194 00:10:47,066 --> 00:10:48,566 No, but I can get it. 195 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:50,533 Yeah, right. It's very easy. 196 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,166 I'm sure people at the Embassy will roll out the red carpet for you. 197 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,200 Probably. 198 00:10:55,266 --> 00:10:57,700 Another question. Do you have a place to stay? 199 00:10:57,766 --> 00:11:01,533 Mom. Gustavo invites us all the time. We'll crash at his place. 200 00:11:02,233 --> 00:11:04,766 I'm talking to Alberto and not to you, daughter. 201 00:11:05,466 --> 00:11:08,133 Mom, Gustavo invites us all the time. We'll crash at his place. 202 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,566 A final question, Mr. Rubio... 203 00:11:13,066 --> 00:11:14,766 Do you have money for the trip? 204 00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:18,033 Miami is not like Sasaima. 205 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,100 All expenses are to be paid in dollars. 206 00:11:21,166 --> 00:11:23,066 Another innocent question... 207 00:11:23,733 --> 00:11:27,533 how many dollars do you have in your savings account? 208 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:30,300 Listen to this recommendation. 209 00:11:30,566 --> 00:11:35,066 Sell the tickets you won. They're nothing but a burden. 210 00:11:35,466 --> 00:11:39,233 Use that to pay me back some of the money you owe me. 211 00:11:42,166 --> 00:11:43,366 Rubbing it in again, see? 212 00:11:43,433 --> 00:11:46,533 Enough, honey, enough. God will provide. 213 00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:18,033 Darling. 214 00:13:18,433 --> 00:13:21,033 Your coffee. Perfect for this cold weather. 215 00:13:21,100 --> 00:13:22,633 How nice, sweetie. 216 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:26,433 A tasty, delicious coffee. 217 00:13:26,666 --> 00:13:30,066 When did you wake up, baby? I didn't notice. 218 00:13:30,733 --> 00:13:32,433 I stayed up late. 219 00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,700 -I was thinking and thinking... -Really? 220 00:13:34,766 --> 00:13:38,700 What were you thinking? That smile is suspicious. 221 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:42,200 Nothing in particular, baby. 222 00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:43,133 Is that right? 223 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:44,533 Mireya... 224 00:13:45,700 --> 00:13:47,766 would you leave the kids here alone 225 00:13:48,033 --> 00:13:52,200 to go with me to Miami, Florida, U.S., to enjoy and rest? 226 00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:55,466 You, I, William and Mabel should go together. 227 00:13:55,533 --> 00:13:57,233 Either the whole family travels or nobody does! 228 00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:59,066 -Oh, honey! -Yes. 229 00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:02,200 No, no, no. How will we afford the tickets, 230 00:14:02,266 --> 00:14:05,633 the visa and the food? Those kids eat like pigs! 231 00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:08,533 You're in charge of asking your brother Gustavo to host us. 232 00:14:08,600 --> 00:14:11,233 Got it. This is how we can afford the rest of the trip. 233 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:13,400 This is for the rest of the trip. 234 00:14:15,366 --> 00:14:16,300 -See? -What, honey? 235 00:14:17,333 --> 00:14:18,233 The smurf? 236 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:21,600 No, darling. 237 00:14:22,233 --> 00:14:24,133 This is your life, darling. 238 00:14:24,733 --> 00:14:29,600 Nobody's going to pay what this old car is worth. No, sir, no. 239 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,200 So? We've spent our entire lunch hour 240 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,266 and you haven't talked. Say something at least. 241 00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,033 Compadre, I'm sure this car was hit before. 242 00:14:38,100 --> 00:14:40,700 I said no, sir! Do I have to say it again? 243 00:14:40,766 --> 00:14:44,500 I bought this car from an old lady, who only drove it to get to Mass on Sundays 244 00:14:44,566 --> 00:14:46,200 until she couldn't drive anymore. 245 00:14:46,266 --> 00:14:49,266 Compadre, look. Look at the bubble. It's inclined that way. 246 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:53,433 Don't give me that line. You dropped this level from the tenth floor. 247 00:14:53,500 --> 00:14:57,100 Look, look. Just try it. Come here, brother. Come here. 248 00:14:57,166 --> 00:15:00,100 Try it. Enjoy it. Come on in. 249 00:15:00,566 --> 00:15:03,466 Sit comfortably. Feel the fury of that beast! 250 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,100 All papers in order. 251 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,033 Pinzon! Please save two soups for me. 252 00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:09,000 All right, Cucalón! 253 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:09,733 Okay. 254 00:15:11,433 --> 00:15:12,400 Original horn. 255 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,266 Everything is original. 256 00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:17,233 What do you say? 257 00:15:17,766 --> 00:15:20,000 Compadre, are you sure this is what you want to do? 258 00:15:20,733 --> 00:15:23,100 The thing is, I need the money for the trip. 259 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:26,633 Exactly, it's just a trip. Don't spend all your money on it. 260 00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:30,433 Benitín, what's the best thing to leave behind for your children? 261 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,366 Education. Invest it on the kids' college tuition. 262 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:37,000 Yes, that's okay. But there's something that nobody will ever take away from them. 263 00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:38,533 Good memories, my friend. 264 00:15:38,666 --> 00:15:40,766 You can bring good memories from Sasaima, too. 265 00:15:41,700 --> 00:15:45,466 Yes, we have good memories of Sasaima. We have photo albums full of memories. 266 00:15:45,533 --> 00:15:47,700 But I'm talking about something else. 267 00:15:47,766 --> 00:15:49,400 It's the opportunity to go out and see the world. 268 00:15:49,466 --> 00:15:51,333 Poor kids, they've never left the country. 269 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:55,066 You know how to get the best education? By traveling abroad. 270 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:57,133 What does Mireya say? 271 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,366 She says yes. 272 00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:00,733 So, do we have a deal? 273 00:16:02,033 --> 00:16:04,566 Compadre, what if we take it for a ride first? 274 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:11,266 I... I didn't understand well, Mireyita. Can you say it again? 275 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,133 Yes! 276 00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:16,300 Just what you've heard, brother. 277 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,200 We'll see you in Miami in the blink of an eye. 278 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,766 Are you sure? 279 00:16:23,033 --> 00:16:25,366 I mean, what I'm saying is... 280 00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:29,000 Is everything organized? Is everything set up? 281 00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,133 Is there anything left to do? 282 00:16:31,566 --> 00:16:35,066 Picture this. My lovely Afro-descendant husband won some tickets 283 00:16:35,133 --> 00:16:36,533 and we have to take advantage of this opportunity. 284 00:16:37,333 --> 00:16:40,266 Yes, that's right. You must do it. 285 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,733 Listen... what are your plans? 286 00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:45,566 I was going to tell you that we're traveling with the kids. 287 00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:48,033 I don't think that's a problem, is it? 288 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:51,000 No, no, no. 289 00:16:51,066 --> 00:16:53,500 On the contrary. That's great! 290 00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:57,000 Your house is too big. 291 00:16:57,066 --> 00:16:59,766 We probably won't even meet when we wake up. 292 00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,400 -Hello? -Hello? 293 00:17:02,566 --> 00:17:04,333 -Hello, hello? -Gus? 294 00:17:05,099 --> 00:17:07,566 Phone lines are overloaded. 295 00:17:09,533 --> 00:17:11,766 Honey, listen. No more lies. 296 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,033 Not even one. I'm going to work. Be careful! 297 00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:17,766 Good luck. 298 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:20,666 Bring me some pork ribs. 299 00:17:22,366 --> 00:17:26,233 Why are you supporting your Afro-descendant husband's crazy decision? 300 00:17:26,300 --> 00:17:28,000 Mother, don't get me mad. 301 00:17:28,066 --> 00:17:30,600 We discussed it already and I don't want to talk about it anymore. 302 00:17:30,666 --> 00:17:33,400 Mireya, you'll go further into debt! 303 00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:35,133 What will you get from it? 304 00:17:35,233 --> 00:17:38,333 Do you know what we will get? Pictures. 305 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:41,300 What are pictures? Memories. 306 00:17:41,366 --> 00:17:44,133 Can memories be used to buy groceries, and pay for utilities, 307 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:46,333 the rent and the money you owe me? 308 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:50,133 Besides, so many people at your brother's? He's a very busy man. 309 00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:52,700 He's full of businesses, meetings and work! 310 00:17:52,766 --> 00:17:56,433 So what, Mom? We're not going to his emporium. 311 00:17:56,500 --> 00:17:59,200 We're just going to stay at his house. He's invited us many times. 312 00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:03,433 I don't agree. If I were you, I would talk to that irresponsible husband of yours. 313 00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:05,133 You know what, mother? 314 00:18:05,366 --> 00:18:07,766 I'm going to make some coffee. 315 00:18:08,066 --> 00:18:11,433 Mireya, don't leave me talking to myself. Mireya! Damn it! 316 00:18:16,233 --> 00:18:17,100 Yes? 317 00:18:17,166 --> 00:18:19,733 Hello, Mom? Don't say it's me. 318 00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:22,300 I don't have much time. 319 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,766 I have a very important meeting. 320 00:18:25,033 --> 00:18:25,733 It's really important. 321 00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:28,066 Don't worry, son. What is it? 322 00:18:28,133 --> 00:18:29,400 The thing is... 323 00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:31,700 I was talking to Mireya, 324 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:35,666 and she told me that they're coming to Miami. 325 00:18:35,733 --> 00:18:38,033 Yes. I was there, yes. 326 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:41,133 That's wonderful. I love it! 327 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:44,700 I'm very excited to have them here! 328 00:18:45,366 --> 00:18:48,500 But, Mom, right now, at this very moment, 329 00:18:48,700 --> 00:18:53,033 I'm extremely, extremely busy. 330 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:57,766 Look. Some Japanese, Korean, and even Filipinos are coming. 331 00:18:58,433 --> 00:19:01,666 No, Mom... This is hurricane season. 332 00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:04,633 Florida becomes very dangerous. 333 00:19:04,700 --> 00:19:07,200 I understand, sweetie. 334 00:19:07,266 --> 00:19:12,500 So... I couldn't tell her anything. I was embarrassed to tell Mireya. 335 00:19:12,566 --> 00:19:14,166 You know she's very sensitive. 336 00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:18,233 So... Mom, could you please help me? 337 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:20,266 Get them to give up that idea. 338 00:19:21,100 --> 00:19:24,400 Listen, darling. They may have the tickets. 339 00:19:24,466 --> 00:19:26,700 They may even get the money for the trip. 340 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,666 But getting the visa... that will happen when pigs fly! 341 00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,166 Mom, listen to me. 342 00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:36,433 Nowadays, a nobody can get a visa, too. 343 00:19:36,500 --> 00:19:37,566 Don't worry, son. 344 00:19:38,033 --> 00:19:42,433 I think I know how to get their visa denied. 345 00:19:42,500 --> 00:19:46,600 Okay, family. Here we are together. We'll give the best of ourselves 346 00:19:46,666 --> 00:19:49,333 because the adventure of the Rubio Cucalón family, 347 00:19:49,466 --> 00:19:51,600 and others, to conquer the American land starts here! 348 00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,133 Well said, honey! Yes! 349 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,133 This silly man thinks that he's in a reality show. 350 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:56,333 We're getting the visa. 351 00:19:56,566 --> 00:19:58,600 If the Rubio Cucalón family applies for a visa... 352 00:19:58,666 --> 00:20:00,000 -The visa is approved! -The visa is approved! 353 00:20:00,066 --> 00:20:01,066 Let's go, winners. 354 00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:03,066 -Take that, darling. Take all of that. -Let's go, winner. 355 00:20:03,133 --> 00:20:04,400 Come here, darling. 356 00:20:05,333 --> 00:20:06,566 -Let's go, honey. -Come here, darling. 357 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,633 Good morning in the morning. First of all, 358 00:20:27,700 --> 00:20:30,233 my name is Alberto Rubio Murillo. This is my wife. Speak, darling. 359 00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,166 Mireya Cucalón de Rubio, at your service. 360 00:20:32,233 --> 00:20:34,533 -My daughter. Say hi, dear. -Mabel Rubio Cucalón! 361 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,066 -My son. Say hi, dear. -William Rubio Cucalón! 362 00:20:37,133 --> 00:20:38,466 And we are the Rubio Cucalón family. 363 00:20:38,533 --> 00:20:41,266 I'm Erecinda Fuertes, widow of Cucalón. 364 00:20:41,333 --> 00:20:43,666 All right, dear consul. First of all, let me tell you 365 00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:45,333 that our family is very healthy. 366 00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:46,566 We like playing sports. 367 00:20:47,233 --> 00:20:49,266 Sir, if I were you, I wouldn't trust him. 368 00:20:49,366 --> 00:20:51,200 This man doesn't mean well. 369 00:20:51,266 --> 00:20:53,166 He doesn't have any properties. 370 00:20:53,233 --> 00:20:56,100 He lives in my house, and he never pays the rent on time. Besides, 371 00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,500 he works as a construction worker. 372 00:20:57,566 --> 00:20:59,433 No, ma'am. I'm a welder and metal worker. 373 00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,466 He doesn't have a permanent job, and he doesn't earn much. 374 00:21:02,533 --> 00:21:06,633 Besides, his financial support is a savings account with negative balance. 375 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:10,466 Do you know what I mean? You heard him. He won the tickets in a contest. 376 00:21:10,533 --> 00:21:13,700 If you let him in, he'll stay as an undocumented worker. 377 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:15,200 Mother! 378 00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,133 Are you done? 379 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,066 No. 380 00:21:20,133 --> 00:21:22,200 I'm sorry, dear consul. This poor woman 381 00:21:22,266 --> 00:21:24,200 didn't take her pill this morning. She's a bit crazy. 382 00:21:24,266 --> 00:21:25,266 Not as much as your mother! 383 00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:28,533 -She's aggressive, too. -Hold her, honey. 384 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:31,700 Dear consul, we don't want to bother you. Don't give her the visa. 385 00:21:31,766 --> 00:21:34,400 But we need it for our six-day visit. Right? 386 00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:37,200 -All right. -Yeah. 387 00:21:38,100 --> 00:21:42,566 Your visas have been approved. Okay? 388 00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:08,200 Ethan, your sandwich is in the trunk. 389 00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,266 -Lupe. -Over there, yes. 390 00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,466 Please, pay the bills. 391 00:22:11,566 --> 00:22:13,733 -Yes, sir. -And close the pool every day. 392 00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:16,233 And change the code of the house every day. 393 00:22:16,300 --> 00:22:17,333 -Code, yes. -Alarm code. 394 00:22:17,400 --> 00:22:18,500 Sorry, sorry. 395 00:22:20,033 --> 00:22:20,700 Okay. 396 00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:26,500 Bye, Ms. Thompson. Bye! 397 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:48,200 Honey, what are you doing here? Why do you scare me like that? 398 00:22:48,666 --> 00:22:52,166 Wow, blondie, you look pretty. 399 00:22:53,366 --> 00:22:54,233 Lupe... 400 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,266 we're in trouble. 401 00:22:57,633 --> 00:22:58,600 What did you do now? 402 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:03,000 I need you to tell me why you're here. I get nervous every time you come. 403 00:23:03,066 --> 00:23:05,266 I have many things to do. I have to clean the kitchen, 404 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:07,400 there's a mess upstairs. I have many things to do. 405 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:10,266 My sister and her family are coming to Miami. 406 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,200 I told them they could stay at home. 407 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:14,233 What? Are you out of your mind? 408 00:23:14,500 --> 00:23:17,200 -Are you crazy, honey? -No, no. 409 00:23:17,266 --> 00:23:20,500 Look, I was too embarrassed to say no. My mom couldn't avoid it either. 410 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:23,500 Just call your sister and tell her that they can't come because 411 00:23:23,566 --> 00:23:26,400 we're too busy. Just tell her that. Period. 412 00:23:26,466 --> 00:23:29,300 Lupe, they don't understand 413 00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,333 that I'm this close to achieving the American dream. 414 00:23:31,433 --> 00:23:35,000 They think that I'm a magnate and you know that I'm this close to that. 415 00:23:35,133 --> 00:23:37,733 What do you want me to do, then? Tell me what you want me to do. 416 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,733 How long will your bosses be away? 417 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:40,733 One month. 418 00:23:42,033 --> 00:23:44,133 One month. And you're in charge of the house. 419 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,066 Yes. 420 00:23:47,733 --> 00:23:50,766 One week. Give me one week in this house 421 00:23:51,033 --> 00:23:53,233 and I swear I will forgive all your humiliation. 422 00:23:53,300 --> 00:23:54,466 It's my last word. I swear. 423 00:23:58,066 --> 00:24:00,133 Food. How much are hot dogs? 424 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,400 All right. Look, Dad. They have some special combos with guacamole, 425 00:24:03,466 --> 00:24:05,766 -bacon... -Something soft. Something simple. 426 00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:07,100 -Just hot. -Okay. 427 00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:09,533 With a soda, they're 5 dollars. 428 00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:15,233 Five dollars times 4, that's 20. Six days, 20 times 6, is 120. 429 00:24:15,466 --> 00:24:18,000 We eat twice... that's 240. 430 00:24:18,066 --> 00:24:20,533 Two-hundred and forty dollars. Food: 240. 431 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:23,500 Dad, are we going to eat hot dogs every day? 432 00:24:23,566 --> 00:24:25,566 -I don't eat processed meat, pasta... -Don't worry, baby. 433 00:24:25,633 --> 00:24:28,166 There must be variety. We will have it. 434 00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:29,666 How much are hamburgers? 435 00:24:32,266 --> 00:24:36,400 Why don't we check how much it is to rent a red convertible? 436 00:24:38,700 --> 00:24:41,166 You're so sweet. No. 437 00:24:42,100 --> 00:24:45,366 Instead... entertainment. Let's see how much it is. 438 00:24:45,433 --> 00:24:46,766 What are the zoo admission prices? 439 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:50,000 -Entertainment. -Zoo. 440 00:24:50,066 --> 00:24:51,433 Thirty dollars each. 441 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:54,600 -Got it. Multiplied by four. -Don't even do the math, darling. 442 00:24:54,700 --> 00:24:55,666 The zoo is canceled. 443 00:24:55,733 --> 00:24:56,633 Wait. 444 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,566 -Let's do this. One of us goes in. -Yes. 445 00:25:00,633 --> 00:25:03,133 He takes pictures, and then he shows the others in the evening. 446 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:05,600 -Yes. -You know why? Because pictures are... 447 00:25:05,666 --> 00:25:06,666 -Memories. -Memories. 448 00:25:06,733 --> 00:25:08,000 All right. 449 00:25:08,066 --> 00:25:09,533 Nice. 450 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:10,766 What a cheap trip. 451 00:25:11,033 --> 00:25:11,766 Look what I found. 452 00:25:12,033 --> 00:25:14,200 Great, son! 453 00:25:14,266 --> 00:25:17,133 Our day on the beach is solved. For free, as we like it. 454 00:25:18,433 --> 00:25:19,300 Yes! 455 00:25:19,566 --> 00:25:21,000 -Hey... -I'm getting tanned. 456 00:25:21,066 --> 00:25:23,200 Gustavito has been living in Miami for 20 years 457 00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:24,733 and these are the presents we get? 458 00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:29,000 Such a penny pincher. Maybe that's why he has money. 459 00:25:29,066 --> 00:25:32,166 Honey, why don't we check the parks? The parks. 460 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:33,366 See how much. 461 00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:37,600 No, stop. Stop, honey! That's for Gringos only. 462 00:25:37,666 --> 00:25:39,633 What do you say about the car? 463 00:25:44,100 --> 00:25:45,100 I said no! 464 00:25:45,166 --> 00:25:48,000 Baby, yes! I'll be there soon. 465 00:25:48,266 --> 00:25:51,200 I was tired because Dad always chose those beaches 466 00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:54,366 in the south. I wanted to go to the north, to a more Americanized area. 467 00:25:55,166 --> 00:25:59,766 Yes, yes. I know it's between you and me. I know all about it. I know. 468 00:26:00,533 --> 00:26:02,233 Just listen to me. Listen. 469 00:26:02,466 --> 00:26:04,000 I solemnly swear that... 470 00:26:04,566 --> 00:26:08,366 Mabel Rubio is absolutely up for it, baby. 471 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,500 All right, all right. Talk to you later. 472 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:14,666 Baby, I have a question to ask. 473 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:19,233 Are people actually as pretty as they are in movies? 474 00:26:20,500 --> 00:26:22,033 I can't believe it! 475 00:26:22,133 --> 00:26:26,100 I can't even imagine! I can't picture it at all, baby. 476 00:26:30,033 --> 00:26:32,000 All right! Miami, Florida, U.S.! 477 00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:35,433 Get ready because the Rubio Cucalón family is coming! 478 00:26:36,133 --> 00:26:39,066 You must thank me for lending you the money. 479 00:26:39,133 --> 00:26:41,266 Otherwise, you wouldn't be in the line to take the plane. 480 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,233 Could you be any louder? 481 00:26:43,300 --> 00:26:46,166 That's why I didn't want to ask your mother for a money loan. 482 00:26:46,233 --> 00:26:48,666 She's always rubbing it in. It's not like I won't pay the money back! 483 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:50,400 Enough, honey. Don't listen to her. 484 00:26:50,466 --> 00:26:52,233 Listen, Mother. Let me ask you something. 485 00:26:52,300 --> 00:26:53,766 Please, don't start arguing. 486 00:26:54,033 --> 00:26:58,433 Don't you dare tell the clerks all those atrocities you said at the Embassy. 487 00:26:58,500 --> 00:27:01,233 -That's right. Look at her. -By the way, Mr. Rubio. 488 00:27:01,300 --> 00:27:05,100 Don't declare victory yet. You still have to go through immigration in the U.S. 489 00:27:05,166 --> 00:27:07,266 -Why don't you take her out for a while? -Rude man... 490 00:27:07,333 --> 00:27:10,133 Mom, stop! At least for today, let's make peace, all right? 491 00:27:10,666 --> 00:27:13,066 -Good, honey. Don't worry. I'm at peace. -I know. 492 00:27:13,133 --> 00:27:16,133 I'll go with you to the end of the world, no matter what I have to carry. 493 00:27:16,700 --> 00:27:17,766 How dirty! 494 00:27:18,100 --> 00:27:19,366 Oh, Mom. 495 00:27:19,433 --> 00:27:23,033 Listen, Ms. Erecinda. We're ambassadors of Colombia around the world. 496 00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:24,333 Careful with your actions. 497 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,666 Because of ambassadors like you, we're screwed. 498 00:27:26,733 --> 00:27:29,333 She's lying, honey. You're a great ambassador! 499 00:27:29,766 --> 00:27:31,066 Yes! 500 00:27:31,133 --> 00:27:32,666 Put your faith in it, Colombian! Hurrah for Colombia! 501 00:27:32,733 --> 00:27:33,600 -Hurrah! -Hurrah! 502 00:27:33,666 --> 00:27:35,033 -Our turn. -Hello! 503 00:27:35,233 --> 00:27:37,133 -Good morning. Who are you traveling with? -How are you? 504 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,400 Be careful with your grandmother. 505 00:27:38,466 --> 00:27:40,433 The Rubio Cucalón family and a gatecrasher. 506 00:27:40,666 --> 00:27:41,666 I mean, with my mother-in-law. 507 00:27:43,733 --> 00:27:47,633 Honey, if things don't go well, we'll lose everything! 508 00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:51,066 Attitude, Lupe, attitude. No pictures of your bosses downstairs? 509 00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,533 No, only this one. That's it. 510 00:27:52,666 --> 00:27:55,133 Now we need to get polished. 511 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,733 Honey, I don't know. I feel strange wearing these clothes. 512 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:59,066 I don't know if this looks good. 513 00:27:59,133 --> 00:28:01,433 -You look really good, hottie! -Really? 514 00:28:01,700 --> 00:28:03,666 What about this one? This is the one. 515 00:28:04,100 --> 00:28:05,033 Let me see. 516 00:28:05,633 --> 00:28:08,066 -Damn. Too tight? -Let me help you. 517 00:28:08,133 --> 00:28:10,466 No, no, I like it. You look very nice, darling. 518 00:28:10,533 --> 00:28:12,400 -Right? -Yes, I like it. 519 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:13,666 What time are we leaving? 520 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:14,733 To the airport? 521 00:28:15,000 --> 00:28:16,266 -Yes. -We have plenty of time. 522 00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:17,333 How will we get there? 523 00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:19,333 How will we get there? 524 00:28:20,166 --> 00:28:21,566 By car. 525 00:28:21,633 --> 00:28:22,666 Really? Which one? 526 00:28:22,733 --> 00:28:23,700 Your bosses' car. 527 00:28:23,766 --> 00:28:25,100 No, I don't know. 528 00:28:25,166 --> 00:28:27,533 That piece of metal is sitting in the garage doing nothing. 529 00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,666 What if something happens to us? 530 00:28:29,766 --> 00:28:32,500 Lupe, you're with me. Should we take a cab then? 531 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,233 We have no money. 532 00:28:34,300 --> 00:28:35,533 We wouldn't look so good. 533 00:28:35,600 --> 00:28:36,600 Right? Imagine that. 534 00:28:36,700 --> 00:28:39,733 Hey, darling, good clothes are what we need, right? 535 00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,333 You look very nice, honey! 536 00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:43,133 -Cool. -Yes. 537 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:44,733 Why is this so tight? 538 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,200 Because you got fat. 539 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:03,666 Get away from me, Satan, you'll get nothing of me. 540 00:29:03,733 --> 00:29:05,600 On the day of the Holy Cross, I said one thousand times: 541 00:29:05,666 --> 00:29:11,233 "Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus..." 542 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,033 This is the most important day for the Rubio Cucalón family. 543 00:29:14,266 --> 00:29:16,233 It's the first time that a member 544 00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:19,066 of the Rubio Cucalón family steps on American land. 545 00:29:19,300 --> 00:29:22,233 And when the Rubio Cucalón steps on new land... 546 00:29:22,300 --> 00:29:23,666 -They colonize it! -They colonize it! 547 00:29:23,733 --> 00:29:24,700 -Next! -Through that gate! 548 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,200 Grandma. 549 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:30,666 Passport. 550 00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:35,700 William, darling. Put your six levels of English into practice. 551 00:29:35,766 --> 00:29:37,233 -Come here, son. -Go now! 552 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,600 Stop fooling around, William! 553 00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:40,500 -Don't be so shy. -Oh, yes! 554 00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,466 -Hi! -Passport. 555 00:29:47,533 --> 00:29:49,400 Oh, yes! Passport. 556 00:29:52,266 --> 00:29:53,266 Passport. 557 00:29:54,266 --> 00:29:55,133 Oh, this... 558 00:29:57,433 --> 00:29:58,600 Yes, yes. 559 00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:06,300 Colombian people... 560 00:30:06,733 --> 00:30:07,733 Rubio Cucalón! 561 00:30:08,633 --> 00:30:11,533 Where in Miami you will be staying? 562 00:30:15,166 --> 00:30:16,400 Miami? Yes. 563 00:30:17,333 --> 00:30:19,233 He showed his Gringo side. 564 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:27,033 You want to enter more than 10,000 dollars in cash in the United States? 565 00:30:30,066 --> 00:30:32,333 Oh, yes. Yes, yes. 566 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:33,600 What is he asking, son? 567 00:30:33,666 --> 00:30:35,100 He wants to visit Colombia. 568 00:30:36,300 --> 00:30:37,766 See? All of us want to travel. 569 00:30:38,033 --> 00:30:39,700 Tell him that he's invited to our house. 570 00:30:39,766 --> 00:30:41,566 How can you say that? Of course, you're not paying for that. 571 00:30:41,633 --> 00:30:44,300 We have to be nice to people. 572 00:30:45,533 --> 00:30:49,333 Do you want to stay here illegally? 573 00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,466 Yes! 574 00:30:54,233 --> 00:30:55,300 Yes, yes! 575 00:30:55,366 --> 00:30:57,433 -Yes! -Yes! 576 00:30:57,500 --> 00:30:58,600 -Yes? -Yes. 577 00:30:58,666 --> 00:30:59,766 -Yes! -Yes! 578 00:31:00,033 --> 00:31:01,233 -Yes! -Yes! 579 00:31:01,300 --> 00:31:02,300 Guys! 580 00:31:02,366 --> 00:31:04,033 Gays, come, come with me. 581 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,266 -Gays? -See? You could do it, son. 582 00:31:06,333 --> 00:31:08,233 -That's normal here, Mom. -Really? 583 00:31:09,233 --> 00:31:11,100 Hi, my gays! 584 00:31:11,200 --> 00:31:12,700 -Move! Move, come on! -Okay. 585 00:31:13,300 --> 00:31:14,366 Come on! Move, guys! 586 00:31:14,666 --> 00:31:17,400 Now, wait... 587 00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:19,766 What happened, officer? 588 00:31:20,033 --> 00:31:21,766 Not like that. No! 589 00:31:22,033 --> 00:31:24,066 Be gentle! 590 00:31:28,233 --> 00:31:30,466 Yes, sir. Everything you want. I will even take my clothes off. 591 00:31:30,533 --> 00:31:32,033 -No problem. -All bags up here. 592 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:33,466 We're good people. 593 00:31:34,100 --> 00:31:36,533 We're poor... but honest. 594 00:31:37,233 --> 00:31:41,066 How could we carry 10,000 dollars? We don't have that amount! 595 00:31:42,633 --> 00:31:45,233 Besides, how could someone want to stay here illegally? 596 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:46,700 That wasn't a nice welcome. 597 00:31:47,133 --> 00:31:49,000 That's what the boy said out there. 598 00:31:50,500 --> 00:31:52,433 -What? -What is he talking about? 599 00:31:52,500 --> 00:31:53,533 What did you say? 600 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,100 -The man spoke too fast! -Fast? What are you saying? 601 00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:57,600 See, officer? 602 00:31:57,666 --> 00:31:59,200 I paid for six English levels 603 00:31:59,266 --> 00:32:01,733 at the Madison Institute, and that's what this silly boy does? 604 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,666 Oh, I can't believe it! We're in Miami! Grandmother, look! 605 00:32:05,733 --> 00:32:08,200 Don't worry, son. I'll clean your drool shortly. 606 00:32:08,266 --> 00:32:10,200 So, tell me, how was the flight? 607 00:32:10,266 --> 00:32:12,033 -Good, good. -There was a lot of movement! 608 00:32:12,100 --> 00:32:14,400 I was praying all the way. 609 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:18,266 Oh, the turbulence. And immigration is a real pain. How was it? 610 00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:19,566 It was a mess 611 00:32:19,633 --> 00:32:22,066 -because we didn't speak English. -Our son almost fainted, 612 00:32:22,133 --> 00:32:23,466 and he started to drool. 613 00:32:23,533 --> 00:32:25,166 Dad, look at that car! 614 00:32:25,233 --> 00:32:26,100 Hey. 615 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:30,666 Hello, Uncle! 616 00:32:31,133 --> 00:32:33,666 -Oh, that's Gustavo! -Hello! 617 00:32:33,733 --> 00:32:34,766 -Hello! -Hello! 618 00:32:35,033 --> 00:32:36,633 Hey, family! 619 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:43,166 -Hello, son! -What's new, Gustavo? 620 00:32:52,300 --> 00:32:55,066 Want me to keep an eye on your car? 621 00:33:29,733 --> 00:33:32,633 Oh, honey! We're really poor. 622 00:33:33,766 --> 00:33:36,366 Don't be so amazed, darling. This is just looks. 623 00:33:36,433 --> 00:33:37,766 These houses are destroyed by strong winds. 624 00:33:38,033 --> 00:33:40,200 Take that, Mr. Rubio. 625 00:33:40,266 --> 00:33:43,400 Your jaw just dropped! Close it! You'll still be able to see. 626 00:33:43,466 --> 00:33:45,766 So, brother-in-law, how did you like the house? 627 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,500 -It's also yours. -Yes. 628 00:33:48,566 --> 00:33:50,166 Can you believe him? 629 00:33:50,233 --> 00:33:52,000 It's not like we live in a palace. 630 00:33:52,066 --> 00:33:53,066 You know what? 631 00:33:53,133 --> 00:33:56,233 I prefer exposed brick, because the white finish gets dirty very easily. 632 00:33:56,666 --> 00:33:58,500 Tavito, don't listen to him. 633 00:33:58,566 --> 00:34:00,266 He thinks he's an architect. 634 00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,666 What a nice piece of furniture! 635 00:34:01,733 --> 00:34:02,600 -Come here, Mother. -Darling... 636 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:04,500 -What? -Do you really think 637 00:34:04,566 --> 00:34:06,133 that this gets dirty easily? 638 00:34:06,433 --> 00:34:11,533 No, honey. I'm just counting. One, two, three, four, five 639 00:34:11,600 --> 00:34:13,466 scaffolds just to change a light bulb. 640 00:34:13,566 --> 00:34:14,766 No, it's not worth it. 641 00:34:15,033 --> 00:34:16,666 -A pool? -What? 642 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,766 -Come here, son! -William! 643 00:34:19,033 --> 00:34:20,500 -William, what are you going to do? -What are you going to do? 644 00:34:20,566 --> 00:34:24,366 Don't get in the pool with those clothes on! 645 00:34:31,766 --> 00:34:34,533 He hasn't been on a trip for a while, honey. 646 00:34:36,199 --> 00:34:37,300 Yes. 647 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:07,033 Gustavito, with all due respect... Is she a natural blond? 648 00:35:07,100 --> 00:35:08,600 Or is she a fake? 649 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:10,100 Natural, my friend. 650 00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:11,100 Really? 651 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:15,566 Thanks for welcoming us into your home. 652 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:19,633 -Honestly. Thank you. -Don't say that. You're my family. 653 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:21,466 Can I make a confession? 654 00:35:22,066 --> 00:35:22,733 Sure. 655 00:35:24,266 --> 00:35:27,100 I didn't think that the American dream was true. 656 00:35:27,333 --> 00:35:31,433 Your mother said that you were succeeding here. You know what? 657 00:35:32,433 --> 00:35:34,066 I thought you were struggling. 658 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,666 But you're not. Congratulations. You're a very brave man. You really are. 659 00:35:38,733 --> 00:35:40,566 Thank you. Honestly, thank you. 660 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,066 I've had to work hard. 661 00:35:43,366 --> 00:35:44,600 It's been tough. 662 00:35:45,233 --> 00:35:47,066 But this country is full of opportunities. 663 00:35:47,133 --> 00:35:49,433 You have to look for them. You must have... 664 00:35:49,500 --> 00:35:54,333 Yes, my friend. You clearly have it. Just look at your house, it's a palace. 665 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:57,100 Look at your wife and everything else. 666 00:35:57,166 --> 00:35:59,333 It makes me want to bring my family. 667 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,333 It's all yours. 668 00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:04,466 You know what? It makes me want to bring my whole family. 669 00:36:07,166 --> 00:36:08,166 Good. 670 00:36:08,233 --> 00:36:09,100 -Good. -Right? 671 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:10,700 Gustavito, listen. 672 00:36:11,233 --> 00:36:13,133 If I decided to stay, would you take me? 673 00:36:14,133 --> 00:36:15,766 I mean... just as I settle. 674 00:36:18,266 --> 00:36:20,366 Sure! Of course, my man! 675 00:36:20,433 --> 00:36:22,133 -Come here. -I knew it. 676 00:36:22,666 --> 00:36:24,433 -Cheers. -Cheers. 677 00:36:37,433 --> 00:36:38,566 So, Albertoski? 678 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:40,700 Hung over? 679 00:36:40,766 --> 00:36:44,066 No, not even a bit. What a great drink! You were right. 680 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:47,166 What are your plans for today? Don't you want to go out early? 681 00:36:47,233 --> 00:36:49,100 Of course. We'll go shopping! 682 00:36:49,166 --> 00:36:51,100 We have to buy some sneakers for Williamcito. 683 00:36:51,166 --> 00:36:53,433 I also have to buy a swimsuit. 684 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:56,033 The one I brought is 20 years old. It's from our honeymoon. 685 00:36:56,100 --> 00:36:59,333 There's a good mall nearby. A very stylish one. Right? 686 00:36:59,400 --> 00:37:00,566 How can we take the Transmi? 687 00:37:00,633 --> 00:37:02,300 -What? -The Transmi. 688 00:37:02,366 --> 00:37:03,633 The public transport, blondie. 689 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:06,333 No, you can just walk. It's really close. 690 00:37:07,166 --> 00:37:10,300 Gustavito, you can take them, right? 691 00:37:10,566 --> 00:37:11,666 Seriously, Gustavito? 692 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,366 In that case, I have another favor to ask. 693 00:37:14,433 --> 00:37:15,433 Don't say no, please. 694 00:37:15,700 --> 00:37:16,766 Tell him! 695 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:18,400 What is it, brother-in-law? 696 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,733 Gustavito, will you let me drive your car? 697 00:37:22,466 --> 00:37:23,666 My mouth is watering. 698 00:37:24,566 --> 00:37:26,366 Go ahead, Tavo. It's not so hard. 699 00:37:26,666 --> 00:37:27,533 Go ahead. 700 00:37:27,600 --> 00:37:29,766 No, no, no! 701 00:37:34,033 --> 00:37:36,600 Oh, boy! It's such a beauty! 702 00:37:38,566 --> 00:37:40,266 This is too far. 703 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,600 Careful, I might hit someone. 704 00:37:41,666 --> 00:37:43,233 Wait. 705 00:37:45,033 --> 00:37:47,066 Son of a... This is too much! 706 00:37:47,500 --> 00:37:49,033 No! 707 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:36,333 She's registering everything already. 708 00:38:36,500 --> 00:38:39,266 -Move! -And the black blouse... 709 00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,666 I want to wear it on top of the strapless. 710 00:38:41,733 --> 00:38:43,600 We're going to look amazing! 711 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,133 That's all. How much is it? 712 00:38:48,033 --> 00:38:49,533 The price is... 713 00:38:50,566 --> 00:38:51,466 How much is it? 714 00:38:52,666 --> 00:38:55,666 -What? -How much is it? How much? 715 00:38:55,766 --> 00:38:57,400 She doesn't get anything. 716 00:38:57,533 --> 00:39:00,066 -Hi, how are you? How much is everything? -Hello, ma'am. How are you? 717 00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:02,266 It's 3577 dollars. 718 00:39:02,333 --> 00:39:03,633 Three-thousand... How much is that? 719 00:39:03,700 --> 00:39:05,466 It's a lot of money. Wait, I'll do the conversion. 720 00:39:05,533 --> 00:39:07,366 The exchange rate is 3000 pesos. 721 00:39:08,100 --> 00:39:09,533 -Son of a...! -Son of a...! 722 00:39:10,733 --> 00:39:14,633 Can we get a discount? That's too much. It's impossible. 723 00:39:14,700 --> 00:39:16,466 Oh, Mom, see how much it is 724 00:39:16,533 --> 00:39:18,400 -in Colombian pesos? -What? 725 00:39:18,466 --> 00:39:20,533 You know what? You didn't lose a sale. 726 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:24,000 You lost a client. A satisfied customer returns, but we will never come back! 727 00:39:24,066 --> 00:39:28,000 So, please leave everything aside, 728 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:29,233 and I'll come back next week. 729 00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:31,600 Mom, she doesn't understand! 730 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:34,033 This merchandise is probably Chinese. Let's get out of here, son. 731 00:39:34,100 --> 00:39:35,700 Let's go, let's go. 732 00:39:35,766 --> 00:39:38,066 It's just that the prices... 733 00:39:38,133 --> 00:39:41,233 We should've gone to Sasaima. 734 00:39:41,300 --> 00:39:44,533 There's a shop there where swimsuits are 8000 pesos. 735 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,166 You said this is a sunny city? 736 00:39:46,266 --> 00:39:47,566 Sasaima is sunnier. 737 00:39:47,633 --> 00:39:50,733 Honey, activate the wipers. Otherwise, we'll crash. 738 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,566 But I don't know this car! 739 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:57,100 I see why they gave those tickets away. 740 00:39:57,166 --> 00:40:01,266 Stop the drama. Can't you see this is Miami? It's tropical rain. 741 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:04,000 It's not like it's raining gold. Listen to her. 742 00:40:04,066 --> 00:40:05,300 I prefer Sasaima. 743 00:40:05,366 --> 00:40:08,433 Baby, yes. Everything's under control. Don't worry. 744 00:40:09,100 --> 00:40:10,166 Well, just tell me. 745 00:40:10,233 --> 00:40:12,566 Tell me what I have to do. I've just arrived in Miami 746 00:40:12,633 --> 00:40:14,633 and I don't know how to get around town. 747 00:40:17,500 --> 00:40:18,666 Seriously? 748 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,633 No, I don't know. 749 00:40:22,766 --> 00:40:25,300 I have to hang up. All right. We'll talk later. Bye! 750 00:40:39,266 --> 00:40:42,133 -Come here. Don't be like that. -No. 751 00:40:46,733 --> 00:40:48,000 Ladies and gentlemen... 752 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:50,566 May I have your attention, please? 753 00:40:51,166 --> 00:40:54,300 The three-time world diving champion, 754 00:40:54,566 --> 00:40:58,133 the Colombian Alberto Duque Rubio Cucalón 755 00:40:58,366 --> 00:41:02,533 and his unbeatable jump in the style of a Magdalena River fish! 756 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,100 Show us what you got! 757 00:41:05,066 --> 00:41:06,666 -Go ahead! -Here I come. 758 00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:12,066 Oh, that must hurt! 759 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:16,333 He has a cramp! 760 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:18,366 Honey, help your dad! 761 00:41:20,300 --> 00:41:21,166 A cramp! 762 00:41:21,466 --> 00:41:22,766 No! 763 00:41:23,033 --> 00:41:24,633 One, two, three! 764 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:25,600 No! 765 00:41:25,666 --> 00:41:27,000 Lupe! 766 00:41:28,466 --> 00:41:30,233 What is going on here? 767 00:41:39,133 --> 00:41:40,466 You made me lose my job! 768 00:41:40,533 --> 00:41:42,000 So, you're... 769 00:41:42,066 --> 00:41:43,633 The maid! What else? 770 00:41:43,700 --> 00:41:45,600 I was! Now I lost my job. 771 00:41:45,666 --> 00:41:47,333 Didn't you say they would be back in a month? 772 00:41:47,400 --> 00:41:49,066 Honey, it was your fault! 773 00:41:49,133 --> 00:41:52,000 You took the car out, and the neighbor noticed everything! 774 00:41:52,066 --> 00:41:53,333 Gustavo, that's not correct! 775 00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,600 Selling the idea of the American dream based on a lie? 776 00:41:55,666 --> 00:41:57,766 That's why I didn't believe anything you said! 777 00:41:58,033 --> 00:41:59,333 Where do we go now? 778 00:42:06,100 --> 00:42:10,633 God, this weather is too hot! I'm scorched, honey. 779 00:42:11,066 --> 00:42:12,566 Two days without taking a shower. 780 00:42:12,633 --> 00:42:16,466 We're very unlucky. The trailer broke down and we ran out of water. 781 00:42:16,533 --> 00:42:20,100 Because you're a bit darker, nobody notices that you haven't showered. 782 00:42:20,166 --> 00:42:23,200 Thankfully, Ms. Erecinda, there's plenty of water around. There's sea all around. 783 00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:25,400 Darling, get some soap, shampoo and towels ready. 784 00:42:25,466 --> 00:42:27,333 Mabel, did you fall asleep? 785 00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:30,533 What, Dad? Will you make us bathe with sea water? What's wrong with you? 786 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:31,633 You're so uncouth! 787 00:42:31,700 --> 00:42:35,233 You also make us wake up early when we only want to enjoy our vacation. 788 00:42:35,300 --> 00:42:38,233 Exactly! We're on vacation in Miami, Florida, U.S.! 789 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:39,533 That doesn't happen too often. 790 00:42:39,700 --> 00:42:41,133 The zoo visit is today! 791 00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:42,433 Yes, honey, you said so. 792 00:42:42,500 --> 00:42:44,333 Only one of us is going. 793 00:42:44,466 --> 00:42:45,433 Where are the cards? 794 00:42:45,766 --> 00:42:47,166 -William, the cards? The deck? -Right there! 795 00:42:47,233 --> 00:42:49,000 -There! -Check your backpack, darling. 796 00:42:49,066 --> 00:42:50,200 It's where you put all your stuff. 797 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:53,033 The one who gets the highest card is the winner. 798 00:42:53,466 --> 00:42:56,466 No, Mireya, this is being extremely cheap. 799 00:42:57,066 --> 00:43:00,300 Good luck. Let's not talk about cheap people. This house has plenty. 800 00:43:00,366 --> 00:43:03,666 No, please. Don't start. It's too early! 801 00:43:03,733 --> 00:43:07,133 You know what? I'm not going. I'll stay. 802 00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,033 -Yes, Mom. You should stay. -I can't stand your annoying husband. 803 00:43:09,100 --> 00:43:10,300 You're always fighting. 804 00:43:10,366 --> 00:43:11,700 What happened, Ms. Erecinda? 805 00:43:12,266 --> 00:43:14,366 Will you stay here to walk through the mansion's gardens? 806 00:43:15,333 --> 00:43:17,666 Stop it! Darling, stop stirring up the hornet's nest! 807 00:43:17,733 --> 00:43:19,700 Don't disrespect me in front of our kids. 808 00:43:19,766 --> 00:43:22,133 Whoever goes to the zoo must take a lot of pictures, 809 00:43:22,200 --> 00:43:24,133 and then tell us what happened. You know why? 810 00:43:24,433 --> 00:43:26,766 Because life is full of memories. And memories are? 811 00:43:27,400 --> 00:43:28,333 Pictures. 812 00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,533 And those who don't go to the zoo, what will they do? 813 00:43:31,633 --> 00:43:33,633 I said it already. We're going to the beach. 814 00:43:34,566 --> 00:43:35,466 Nice! 815 00:43:35,533 --> 00:43:37,500 -How pretty! -I'm so happy. 816 00:43:37,566 --> 00:43:40,533 It's really beautiful. 817 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:42,666 Mom, stand over there! I'm going to take a picture. 818 00:43:42,733 --> 00:43:45,500 Forget about the picture. We're late to cook our sancocho. 819 00:43:45,566 --> 00:43:48,166 Bring the corn. We'll start to remove it from the cob. 820 00:43:48,233 --> 00:43:51,333 Later. I want to take some pictures with all of this. 821 00:43:51,400 --> 00:43:53,033 Did you bring soap and shampoo, honey? 822 00:43:53,100 --> 00:43:55,566 Yes, darling. But you know what? I forgot the salt. 823 00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:57,200 Oh, boy! 824 00:43:57,266 --> 00:43:59,333 What a serious problem. Look, there's water all around! 825 00:43:59,666 --> 00:44:01,100 Look, Dad. 826 00:44:01,166 --> 00:44:05,266 The sign says: "No alcohol, no beach fires, and no loud music." 827 00:44:06,733 --> 00:44:07,600 All right, baby. 828 00:44:07,733 --> 00:44:11,300 Listen! Do I speak a different language? Why don't you understand? 829 00:44:11,366 --> 00:44:13,200 You can't drink alcohol, 830 00:44:13,266 --> 00:44:15,766 start a fire, or play music. 831 00:44:16,033 --> 00:44:18,766 So? How am I going to cook this sancocho? 832 00:44:19,033 --> 00:44:21,166 Let's just ignore that. You know what? 833 00:44:21,233 --> 00:44:24,200 That's just American nonsense to give tourists a hard time! 834 00:44:24,333 --> 00:44:26,433 Where's the guard? Where are the snitches? 835 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:28,500 Let's go! Let's just go! 836 00:44:28,566 --> 00:44:31,366 You insist on doing what you do by the pool 837 00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:33,000 -in Sasaima. -Stop being so annoying! 838 00:44:33,066 --> 00:44:35,333 You're at the beach! Why are you complaining? 839 00:44:38,466 --> 00:44:40,133 My friend, want a sip? Go ahead! 840 00:44:40,566 --> 00:44:41,700 Go ahead! 841 00:44:41,766 --> 00:44:43,233 Cover yourself, honey. 842 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:44,700 It's a nice view, isn't it? 843 00:44:46,266 --> 00:44:48,533 Darling, I'm starving to death. 844 00:44:49,133 --> 00:44:50,366 Are you tipsy? 845 00:44:50,633 --> 00:44:53,033 No, just a bit... I feel good. 846 00:44:53,266 --> 00:44:54,633 -Come here, honey. -No, darling. 847 00:44:54,700 --> 00:44:57,500 Let's dance for a while. Let's teach these Gringos what good partying is. 848 00:44:57,566 --> 00:45:00,533 No, no, darling. The plantain is too hard. 849 00:45:01,566 --> 00:45:04,533 -That's what I mean. Come on. -Stop! 850 00:45:04,766 --> 00:45:06,433 Stop it! Move! 851 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:09,200 I'll have to ask an American to dance with me. 852 00:45:09,266 --> 00:45:10,266 Alberto de Jesús! 853 00:45:11,133 --> 00:45:13,700 If you do it, you won't sleep with me tonight. 854 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:15,300 What? 855 00:45:15,366 --> 00:45:16,500 Unbelievable. 856 00:45:16,566 --> 00:45:18,766 Honey, look... 857 00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:21,400 -This is all yours. -Stop it! 858 00:45:21,466 --> 00:45:23,133 Oh, my God. 859 00:45:23,433 --> 00:45:24,400 Yes or no? 860 00:45:24,466 --> 00:45:27,000 Why did you throw it so far? 861 00:45:27,066 --> 00:45:28,133 -Dad... -I can't run. 862 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,400 The Frisbee got close to those buoys. 863 00:45:31,466 --> 00:45:32,733 Why the drama? 864 00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:37,433 There's a "No swimming" sign, Dad. You can't swim there. It's dangerous. 865 00:45:37,500 --> 00:45:39,066 See? 866 00:45:39,133 --> 00:45:42,200 Just ignore it. Ignore it. 867 00:45:42,333 --> 00:45:45,666 No, sir. What if the other side is full of sharks? 868 00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:48,033 You watch too many movies, honey. 869 00:45:48,400 --> 00:45:51,500 Let me finish brushing my teeth... and I'll go. 870 00:45:51,566 --> 00:45:52,733 Why did you do that? 871 00:45:53,000 --> 00:45:54,300 I'll get your Frisbee back. 872 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,333 Pay attention. I'll swim as if I were in the Sumapaz River. 873 00:46:00,033 --> 00:46:01,366 See? 874 00:46:01,433 --> 00:46:02,733 -It was your fault. -Why do you hit me, Mom? 875 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:06,100 Why did you wear that watch? It's going to get steamed up. 876 00:46:06,166 --> 00:46:09,666 It's waterproof, Mom. It's the first thing I thought about when I bought it. 877 00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:11,266 What do you mean by "waterproof"? 878 00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:18,300 Hello, chick! 879 00:46:19,700 --> 00:46:21,066 Come here, would you like some peanuts? 880 00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,200 Do it for Daddy. 881 00:46:27,066 --> 00:46:28,233 Oh, almost. 882 00:46:29,733 --> 00:46:32,600 The last one, chick. The last one. 883 00:46:37,166 --> 00:46:38,366 Go ahead, chick. It's the last one. Open up! 884 00:46:39,466 --> 00:46:41,066 Open up! Chick! 885 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,133 I told him, baby. 886 00:46:46,033 --> 00:46:48,533 I told him not to go that far. But you know your Dad. 887 00:46:48,600 --> 00:46:50,700 And when he's drunk... 888 00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:54,266 But you've told me that nothing happens to drunks. 889 00:46:54,333 --> 00:46:57,200 Yes, honey. But what if a shark ate him? 890 00:46:57,266 --> 00:46:59,066 Mom, don't say that! 891 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,666 What if a buoyage sucked him up? 892 00:47:01,733 --> 00:47:03,033 A what? 893 00:47:03,100 --> 00:47:05,366 A buoyage. Didn't you say that's how they're called? 894 00:47:05,433 --> 00:47:07,666 Those are buoys, Mom! 895 00:47:08,300 --> 00:47:09,600 Why don't we pray? 896 00:47:09,666 --> 00:47:11,266 I fooled all of you! 897 00:47:12,366 --> 00:47:14,733 See? I'm not afraid of still waters. 898 00:47:15,566 --> 00:47:17,533 I was baptized in the Magdalena River. 899 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:18,766 Alberto! 900 00:47:19,333 --> 00:47:22,000 What did I do? 901 00:47:22,766 --> 00:47:23,633 Alberto! 902 00:47:25,066 --> 00:47:27,100 Alberto, don't run! It's worse! 903 00:47:31,566 --> 00:47:34,533 We demand the presence of the Colombian consul 904 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,133 in Miami, Florida, U.S.! 905 00:47:36,200 --> 00:47:40,033 Dad, please shut up! You'll make things worse. I beg you, please! 906 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,666 Why, baby? We have rights and we have to demand them. 907 00:47:42,733 --> 00:47:46,033 Have you ever seen a Colombian who remains silent before injustice? 908 00:47:46,666 --> 00:47:48,166 Injustice? 909 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,366 What injustice, Dad? 910 00:47:50,433 --> 00:47:55,066 The sign on the beach said that drinking wasn't allowed, and you drank like a fish! 911 00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,266 It said that music wasn't allowed, and you turned it up! 912 00:47:58,333 --> 00:48:00,633 It said that you couldn't swim beyond limits, 913 00:48:00,700 --> 00:48:02,533 and that's where you went! You made us believed you drowned! 914 00:48:02,600 --> 00:48:04,666 You scared Mom and I to death! 915 00:48:04,733 --> 00:48:06,233 Is this an injustice? 916 00:48:08,166 --> 00:48:10,733 Willi knows about justice. Now I understand why he is like that. 917 00:48:12,766 --> 00:48:15,266 So, according to you, I'm a criminal. 918 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:19,300 Do you think the same? Won't you stand up for me? 919 00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:20,466 What do you want me to say? 920 00:48:20,666 --> 00:48:22,466 Our daughter is right! 921 00:48:24,033 --> 00:48:26,533 My own relatives turned their back on me. 922 00:48:27,633 --> 00:48:28,633 I demand the presence 923 00:48:28,700 --> 00:48:31,200 -of the Colombian consul... -You guys will ruin this country. 924 00:48:31,266 --> 00:48:32,466 Walk, walk! 925 00:48:32,533 --> 00:48:33,733 Oh, son. 926 00:48:34,533 --> 00:48:35,533 -Come on. -What happened? 927 00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:36,500 Go in. 928 00:48:36,566 --> 00:48:37,500 Go in! 929 00:48:38,433 --> 00:48:40,500 What happened? What happened, son? 930 00:48:40,666 --> 00:48:42,700 -What happened? -Ask the kid. 931 00:48:42,766 --> 00:48:43,666 What happened? 932 00:48:44,100 --> 00:48:46,400 You can't go. I have to open a file. 933 00:48:46,466 --> 00:48:49,133 You have to sign some paperwork, and then you can go. 934 00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,633 Let me tell you something. I don't know how things work in your country, 935 00:48:51,700 --> 00:48:53,333 but here in the United States, 936 00:48:53,400 --> 00:48:55,333 laws were made to be followed. 937 00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:58,500 -In Colombia, too. What do you think? -Don't shout at me! 938 00:48:58,566 --> 00:49:00,333 No, sir. I just have to speak loud. 939 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:02,433 We also have laws in Colombia and we respect them. 940 00:49:02,533 --> 00:49:04,533 Put that into practice next time! 941 00:49:05,266 --> 00:49:09,000 Yeah! Breaking the laws at a beach as a joke 942 00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:11,766 can bring legal consequences! Keep that in mind. 943 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,533 What the kid did at the zoo is serious! You hear me? 944 00:49:16,066 --> 00:49:17,333 What did he do? 945 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:21,266 He's responsible for the death of an endangered parrot. 946 00:49:22,066 --> 00:49:23,066 William. 947 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:26,533 You're always doing something wrong! 948 00:49:27,166 --> 00:49:28,433 -What happened? -Just say it! 949 00:49:30,766 --> 00:49:32,200 The chick wanted to kill itself. 950 00:49:32,600 --> 00:49:33,466 What? 951 00:49:34,733 --> 00:49:36,366 The chick wanted to kill itself. 952 00:49:54,133 --> 00:49:55,633 -My dad just arrived, wait. -From 7:30 a.m. 953 00:49:55,700 --> 00:49:58,333 You've been locked in the bathroom for 14 minutes, get out now! 954 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:00,533 So? How long is that? 955 00:50:01,366 --> 00:50:02,233 Okay. 956 00:50:03,266 --> 00:50:07,666 You can't imagine what my family and I have been through. Karma exists, I swear. 957 00:50:09,300 --> 00:50:12,633 Well, all right. I'll call you later because my minutes are... 958 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,500 What are you doing down there? 959 00:50:14,566 --> 00:50:17,633 I lost an earring... but I found it. 960 00:50:18,466 --> 00:50:19,666 Seven thirty! 961 00:50:20,333 --> 00:50:22,100 This one's for Mabel. 962 00:50:22,233 --> 00:50:23,266 This one's for William. 963 00:50:25,100 --> 00:50:27,266 -Take one out, honey. -This card's for me. 964 00:50:29,233 --> 00:50:30,500 I won. An ace! 965 00:50:30,566 --> 00:50:32,633 -Oh, Mom. -Luck of the devil. 966 00:50:32,700 --> 00:50:34,466 What? How did I do? 967 00:50:34,566 --> 00:50:35,433 Not good. 968 00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,400 You have to be punctual. Either be here at 7:30 sharp, or don't. 969 00:50:38,466 --> 00:50:41,100 My mother got the ace and she's doing 970 00:50:41,166 --> 00:50:44,166 a yacht cruise along the bay to see the homes of the celebrities. 971 00:50:44,233 --> 00:50:47,100 I'll take a lot of pictures to bother someone 972 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:49,100 who I don't want to mention, someone I'm looking at. 973 00:50:49,266 --> 00:50:53,066 Daddy, why did you do the contest without me? 974 00:50:53,133 --> 00:50:54,533 You know it was one of my dreams. 975 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:58,133 Yes, baby, but the laws are to be followed by everybody. You have to be punctual. 976 00:50:58,200 --> 00:50:59,666 Where are the others going? 977 00:50:59,733 --> 00:51:02,433 You should stay here because of what you did yesterday. 978 00:51:03,066 --> 00:51:05,000 Thanks to your mom, you're going out with us. 979 00:51:05,066 --> 00:51:07,766 Stop it, Dad, control your chakras. Count to ten, will you? 980 00:51:08,033 --> 00:51:09,466 One, two...? Ready? 981 00:51:10,266 --> 00:51:12,066 So, what are we doing? 982 00:51:12,133 --> 00:51:14,333 Yes, honey. What are we doing? 983 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:16,233 -Today? -Yes. 984 00:51:18,433 --> 00:51:19,300 Today... 985 00:51:21,766 --> 00:51:25,033 Today we're visiting Carlos Vives and compadre Egidio. 986 00:51:25,100 --> 00:51:25,766 What? 987 00:51:26,266 --> 00:51:29,766 Can you imagine Carlos Vives' joy when he sees others Colombians at his house? 988 00:51:30,766 --> 00:51:32,466 What? 989 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,233 -What happened, Gustavito? -What's wrong with him? 990 00:51:53,333 --> 00:51:54,200 Excuse me, excuse me. 991 00:52:12,533 --> 00:52:14,533 I'm sorry, ma'am. Are you okay? 992 00:52:15,766 --> 00:52:17,033 Yes, yes. 993 00:52:17,100 --> 00:52:18,400 I'm sorry. 994 00:52:18,466 --> 00:52:20,700 I'm doing fine, thanks. 995 00:52:21,066 --> 00:52:22,400 You look pale. 996 00:52:23,066 --> 00:52:25,200 It's because I'm excited. 997 00:52:25,700 --> 00:52:28,066 I haven't been in Miami in a long time. 998 00:52:28,533 --> 00:52:30,266 Now that I'm here... 999 00:52:34,066 --> 00:52:36,200 Are you saying that Carlos Vives is not home? 1000 00:52:36,433 --> 00:52:38,400 -Nor compadre Egidio? -That's right. 1001 00:52:38,466 --> 00:52:41,766 I hope you're not lying. If you're lying 1002 00:52:42,033 --> 00:52:44,700 and Carlitos finds out that we were here but you didn't open, 1003 00:52:44,766 --> 00:52:46,366 you'll get in serious trouble. 1004 00:52:46,433 --> 00:52:48,600 You don't know who I am! 1005 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:52,433 Get that device and tell Carlos Vives that the Rubio Cucalón family is here. 1006 00:52:52,500 --> 00:52:54,666 We're not leaving until he comes out. 1007 00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,766 -Do you want to get fired? -Stop it, honey. 1008 00:52:57,033 --> 00:52:58,566 Don't play hard, because I play hard, too! 1009 00:52:58,633 --> 00:52:59,500 Stop it! 1010 00:53:03,233 --> 00:53:05,266 Here, ma'am, this will be good for you. 1011 00:53:05,333 --> 00:53:09,300 It's water, lemon and a bit of pepper. It's great for seasickness. 1012 00:53:09,366 --> 00:53:11,133 May the Lord repay you. 1013 00:53:13,033 --> 00:53:14,366 I suppose you're traveling alone. 1014 00:53:14,766 --> 00:53:16,233 On this boat, I am. 1015 00:53:16,500 --> 00:53:18,300 How lucky, there's two of us now. 1016 00:53:19,266 --> 00:53:20,733 Are you Colombian? 1017 00:53:21,000 --> 00:53:21,666 A proud one. 1018 00:53:22,766 --> 00:53:24,666 Horacio Castillejo, nice to meet you. 1019 00:53:25,200 --> 00:53:28,400 Erecinda Fuertes, widow of Cucalón, at your service. 1020 00:53:28,466 --> 00:53:29,700 Do you feel better now? 1021 00:53:30,466 --> 00:53:32,200 Much better, thank you. 1022 00:53:38,266 --> 00:53:41,066 You're not going to do anything? All right! You know what we'll do? 1023 00:53:41,133 --> 00:53:43,600 We're going to the bridge to sing the Colombian anthem. 1024 00:53:43,666 --> 00:53:47,233 Once Carlitos listens to us singing, 1025 00:53:47,300 --> 00:53:49,700 he'll come out and you'll get in trouble! 1026 00:53:49,766 --> 00:53:51,366 That's when you'll ask for my help! Did you hear me? 1027 00:53:51,433 --> 00:53:52,600 Don't... 1028 00:53:53,366 --> 00:53:56,300 You got my husband mad! Moron! 1029 00:53:56,366 --> 00:53:57,233 Sorry! 1030 00:53:58,266 --> 00:53:59,300 It's over, honey. 1031 00:54:24,433 --> 00:54:26,333 Look, that is Carlos Vives' house here in Miami. 1032 00:54:26,400 --> 00:54:29,333 So pretty! It looks very fresh. 1033 00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,666 Every time I've been here, I've wanted to meet him. 1034 00:54:32,333 --> 00:54:33,766 People do anything 1035 00:54:34,400 --> 00:54:36,200 to meet celebrities, right? 1036 00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:42,766 Carlos Vives! 1037 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:46,766 Yes. People do all sorts of crazy things. 1038 00:54:47,033 --> 00:54:48,100 Look at them. 1039 00:54:48,266 --> 00:54:50,566 Let me tell you... Can I talk to you in a familiar way? 1040 00:54:51,066 --> 00:54:53,366 Of course, we haven't argued yet. 1041 00:54:53,433 --> 00:54:54,666 I swear I've seen worse things. 1042 00:54:56,533 --> 00:55:00,233 Really? Do you take this tour often? 1043 00:55:01,466 --> 00:55:02,533 Honestly... 1044 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:07,166 since I became a widower, I travel alone frequently everywhere. 1045 00:55:07,733 --> 00:55:11,533 But I always have the distant hope of finding a soul mate, 1046 00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:15,033 who brings light back to my life. 1047 00:55:19,366 --> 00:55:22,366 No, honey. The house is too far, he can't hear us. 1048 00:55:22,433 --> 00:55:23,300 He won't come out. 1049 00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:27,200 But we'll keep on trying. We won't leave until Carlos comes out. 1050 00:55:27,266 --> 00:55:28,233 -What? -Yes. 1051 00:55:28,300 --> 00:55:30,133 -Are you serious? -Yes. 1052 00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,633 -Wasn't that enough? -No. 1053 00:55:31,700 --> 00:55:35,500 We sang the national anthem, we whistled, we called him and nothing. 1054 00:55:35,566 --> 00:55:40,000 I feel a burning bunion pain, and it's sizzling hot! 1055 00:55:40,100 --> 00:55:41,366 -You know what we're doing? -What? 1056 00:55:41,433 --> 00:55:44,500 We're going to sing "La Gota Fría." That'll melt his heart, you'll see. 1057 00:55:44,566 --> 00:55:46,500 Dad, the anthem was enough. 1058 00:55:46,566 --> 00:55:49,366 Mom, why did you feed me? Why didn't you let me die 1059 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:50,300 when I was little? 1060 00:55:52,066 --> 00:55:56,566 Listen to this. It was 1992, and there was a band called La Provincia, 1061 00:55:57,166 --> 00:55:58,533 where Carlos Vives sang. 1062 00:55:58,700 --> 00:56:01,700 That year they released Escalona's hits, and he sang "La Gota Fría," 1063 00:56:01,766 --> 00:56:04,666 which made him famous around the world. See? 1064 00:56:05,066 --> 00:56:06,133 From that moment on, 1065 00:56:06,200 --> 00:56:09,233 he's been making tons of money. That's using your talent properly. 1066 00:56:09,300 --> 00:56:11,033 -Do something. -What do you want me to do? 1067 00:56:11,100 --> 00:56:12,733 Let's see how things are, let's talk to these people. 1068 00:56:17,033 --> 00:56:18,066 What do you want? 1069 00:56:18,300 --> 00:56:21,133 Will you announce me? I want to see Carlos Vives or compadre Egidio. 1070 00:56:21,466 --> 00:56:22,566 Look! The authorities are here! 1071 00:56:22,633 --> 00:56:25,200 Just look at that. 1072 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:29,266 Did you think that calling the cops on us would make us run away? No, sir! 1073 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:30,600 I'm from Sasaima! 1074 00:56:30,666 --> 00:56:34,233 No, no, no. Unbelievable! Mr. Cucalón, in trouble again? 1075 00:56:34,300 --> 00:56:38,366 Imagine. I came to say hi to a compatriot, and these people won't announce me! 1076 00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,166 What do you think? 1077 00:56:40,733 --> 00:56:42,766 Calm down, calm down! I wasn't making any scandal. 1078 00:56:43,566 --> 00:56:46,033 The tables are turned! 1079 00:56:46,100 --> 00:56:47,533 The man here said that you shouted at him. 1080 00:56:47,600 --> 00:56:50,100 I was just singing the National anthem. Is that forbidden, too? 1081 00:56:50,166 --> 00:56:52,133 You can't, sir, this is a residential area. 1082 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:55,000 No, you can't eat, or have some chorro here. 1083 00:56:55,066 --> 00:56:56,000 What's that? 1084 00:56:56,066 --> 00:56:57,466 Drinking liquor. 1085 00:56:57,533 --> 00:57:00,433 No music on the beach, even though it's public. 1086 00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,733 No swimming on the sea, when you have plenty of it. 1087 00:57:03,000 --> 00:57:05,300 No singing on the streets... No, sir! 1088 00:57:05,366 --> 00:57:06,333 This was supposed to be a country of freedom. 1089 00:57:06,400 --> 00:57:10,400 I came to spend my dollars here, and you treat me as a second-class citizen. 1090 00:57:10,466 --> 00:57:11,666 It's Mr. Carlos Vives. 1091 00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:13,700 -What? -Carlitos Vives? 1092 00:57:13,766 --> 00:57:15,733 -See? See? -Talk to him. 1093 00:57:16,333 --> 00:57:17,466 If you allow me, officer. 1094 00:57:18,733 --> 00:57:20,066 Hello? 1095 00:57:20,533 --> 00:57:21,766 -Yes! -Hey, my friend! 1096 00:57:22,433 --> 00:57:24,000 Alberto de Jesús Rubio. 1097 00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,566 From the Rubio Cucalón family, from Sasaima. 1098 00:57:27,200 --> 00:57:30,533 We're on vacation here in Miami, Florida, United States. 1099 00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,166 We're in front of your house, my man! 1100 00:57:32,233 --> 00:57:33,766 Come out! Come out to the window! 1101 00:57:34,033 --> 00:57:35,166 What? 1102 00:57:36,333 --> 00:57:38,066 No... so, we just crossed each other. 1103 00:57:38,566 --> 00:57:40,500 Oh, he's out. 1104 00:57:40,566 --> 00:57:41,500 It's so sad. 1105 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:45,100 No, I don't think we're coming back in a long time. 1106 00:57:45,533 --> 00:57:48,533 Hey, say hi to Claudia Elena, say hi to the children. 1107 00:57:48,600 --> 00:57:50,300 Wait, I'll put my daughter through. 1108 00:57:50,733 --> 00:57:54,333 Carlos Vives, I love you! I'm your fan! 1109 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,466 Hi, Charlie! 1110 00:57:55,533 --> 00:57:56,566 Don't speak English! 1111 00:57:56,633 --> 00:57:57,733 Stop acting like a fool. 1112 00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,566 Hello? Carlitos? Hello? 1113 00:58:01,766 --> 00:58:03,266 He ran out of credit. 1114 00:58:03,700 --> 00:58:04,666 -Hey! -What? 1115 00:58:04,733 --> 00:58:08,766 He sends his regards. But he's in Santa Marta and can't come for a month. 1116 00:58:10,366 --> 00:58:13,100 You'll get in trouble with him. 1117 00:58:13,166 --> 00:58:17,066 He feels insulted because you were very rude to us. 1118 00:58:17,266 --> 00:58:19,233 He'll kick your butt all the way to Faca. 1119 00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:21,500 -Just so you know. I told you. -Take that! 1120 00:58:22,033 --> 00:58:23,366 Officer, let's do something. 1121 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:26,600 Can you get us a cop to come with us and tell us what we can, and can't do? 1122 00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:29,033 We're tired of seeing you chasing us all the time. 1123 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:31,066 Think about it. 1124 00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:35,700 Mom! For God's sake, speak! 1125 00:58:35,766 --> 00:58:38,300 -Mom, what happened? Were you robbed? -Oh, Mom! 1126 00:58:38,533 --> 00:58:42,000 Yes! Who, Mom? Where? Breathe! 1127 00:58:42,066 --> 00:58:44,033 A Colombian on the yacht. 1128 00:58:44,166 --> 00:58:46,066 Sure? No way! A Colombian? 1129 00:58:46,133 --> 00:58:48,100 Wait, wait. What did he take? 1130 00:58:48,533 --> 00:58:49,533 My money... 1131 00:58:50,066 --> 00:58:50,766 The worst thing! 1132 00:58:51,166 --> 00:58:52,166 ...my camera... 1133 00:58:52,600 --> 00:58:53,600 -The camera? -Yes. 1134 00:58:54,266 --> 00:58:56,533 ...my cell phone, and my illusions. 1135 00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:59,466 Son, are the passports there? Please check. 1136 00:58:59,533 --> 00:59:02,200 If you see a Colombian in Miami, run. 1137 00:59:02,266 --> 00:59:04,666 Don't be like that, Gustavo, don't be so hard on us. 1138 00:59:04,733 --> 00:59:07,700 A bad apple doesn't make all Colombians thieves. 1139 00:59:07,766 --> 00:59:10,033 Blondie, hasn't the same happened to us with Colombians? 1140 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:12,400 With all due respect. It depends on who you're involved with. 1141 00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,600 You don't get involved, you need to be careful. 1142 00:59:14,700 --> 00:59:15,733 No. 1143 00:59:18,700 --> 00:59:22,666 My mother is really sad, honey. 1144 00:59:23,066 --> 00:59:25,433 I'm sorry for Ms. Erecinda. I'm just saying. 1145 00:59:25,666 --> 00:59:26,733 It's a shame she lost the camera. 1146 00:59:27,000 --> 00:59:31,200 Son, that doesn't matter. Pictures can be taken with a cell phone. 1147 00:59:31,433 --> 00:59:33,066 Honey, what if we take her to eat out? 1148 00:59:33,333 --> 00:59:35,666 She enjoys eating, I'm sure she'll feel better. 1149 00:59:36,166 --> 00:59:38,500 I'm dying for a bandeja paisa. 1150 00:59:38,566 --> 00:59:41,666 Oh, yes. Those beans with chorizo. 1151 00:59:41,733 --> 00:59:44,066 I know, I know. 1152 00:59:44,233 --> 00:59:46,600 There's a restaurant called La Nostalgia Colombiana. 1153 00:59:46,666 --> 00:59:49,000 -I can find out where it is. -Let's go. 1154 00:59:49,066 --> 00:59:50,700 We have no money, darling. 1155 00:59:50,766 --> 00:59:53,533 We can ask for an egg instead of the main ingredient. 1156 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,666 That way all of us can eat. I'll do anything 1157 00:59:55,733 --> 00:59:58,033 to help my mother-in-law overcome her sadness. 1158 01:00:02,300 --> 01:00:03,766 Are you sure this isn't in pesos? 1159 01:00:04,266 --> 01:00:06,766 Impossible, Dad, we're in Miami. 1160 01:00:07,033 --> 01:00:09,000 The exchange rate is 3000 pesos? 1161 01:00:09,433 --> 01:00:13,133 No, macroeconomics is screwing us. Oil issues. 1162 01:00:14,733 --> 01:00:16,633 But this is a Colombian restaurant. 1163 01:00:16,700 --> 01:00:19,333 They accept pesos here. For the Rubio Cucalón family, 1164 01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:20,433 every penny earned... 1165 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:22,066 -Must be respected. -Must be respected. 1166 01:00:23,066 --> 01:00:24,533 -Hello. -How are you? 1167 01:00:25,633 --> 01:00:28,466 The boy chews loudly and the girl swallows without chewing. 1168 01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:30,100 Eat, darling! 1169 01:00:30,166 --> 01:00:32,100 What a terrible thing. 1170 01:00:32,566 --> 01:00:33,633 This way. 1171 01:00:34,600 --> 01:00:35,466 What's wrong, honey? 1172 01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:38,366 Honey, what did you see? What is it? 1173 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:39,666 Honey! 1174 01:00:40,766 --> 01:00:44,200 Hey! It's like he saw Satan himself. What is it? 1175 01:00:48,633 --> 01:00:49,500 Varguitas. 1176 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:54,666 Varguitas! 1177 01:00:58,500 --> 01:01:01,033 Don't you remember me? Alberto de Jesús Rubio, 1178 01:01:01,433 --> 01:01:02,566 from Sasaima. 1179 01:01:03,333 --> 01:01:04,233 Don't you remember? 1180 01:01:06,633 --> 01:01:07,566 Rubio, from Sasaima? 1181 01:01:07,633 --> 01:01:09,333 -Yes, Varguitas! -What's up, Canchilas? 1182 01:01:09,400 --> 01:01:11,300 -You remembered! -Sure! 1183 01:01:13,133 --> 01:01:14,766 How elegant, Varguitas! 1184 01:01:15,033 --> 01:01:18,400 Thank you, my friend. You look just the same, just as poor. 1185 01:01:19,633 --> 01:01:23,066 Hello, Celmira, how are you doing, kids? Vacationing in Miami? It's wonderful. 1186 01:01:23,133 --> 01:01:24,166 -Mireya. -Mireya. 1187 01:01:24,233 --> 01:01:25,600 -Yes, yes. -Yes. 1188 01:01:26,066 --> 01:01:29,133 What's new, Vargas? Your daughter's all grown up. 1189 01:01:31,533 --> 01:01:32,400 Daughter? 1190 01:01:32,500 --> 01:01:34,266 Come here. 1191 01:01:34,333 --> 01:01:36,333 Let me introduce you to my wife. 1192 01:01:37,333 --> 01:01:39,733 Your wife, Vargas? 1193 01:01:40,266 --> 01:01:44,000 What do you mean? What happened to comadre Yolanda? 1194 01:01:44,066 --> 01:01:47,500 Well, comadre Yadira, the thing is... 1195 01:01:47,566 --> 01:01:49,033 -Mireya. -Exactly. 1196 01:01:49,100 --> 01:01:50,633 Well, here in Miami, things weren't easy for us. 1197 01:01:50,700 --> 01:01:53,166 The weather, the mosquitoes... and it was over. 1198 01:01:53,366 --> 01:01:55,100 But come join us! Let's have dinner. My treat. 1199 01:01:55,166 --> 01:01:59,033 -Yes! Mom... -Come here, young lady. 1200 01:01:59,200 --> 01:02:01,200 No, Vargas, we're embarrassed. 1201 01:02:01,366 --> 01:02:04,000 Embarrassment is not good at all. 1202 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:06,266 -Let's go! -Let's go, honey. 1203 01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,600 You can order anything you want. The most expensive dish. 1204 01:02:10,066 --> 01:02:11,766 Take your hands out of your pockets 1205 01:02:12,166 --> 01:02:13,733 and those legs out of your mind. Understood? 1206 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:14,666 Yes, ma'am. 1207 01:02:15,566 --> 01:02:16,466 Let's go. 1208 01:02:18,466 --> 01:02:20,566 Deyanira! Come here! Come! 1209 01:02:20,633 --> 01:02:22,166 -Mireya. -Yes, exactly. 1210 01:02:24,533 --> 01:02:27,066 Listen, Canchilas, talking about abundance, 1211 01:02:27,133 --> 01:02:30,633 I've been doing great in this country. I don't want to brag, 1212 01:02:30,766 --> 01:02:33,400 but I have plenty of money, I'm full of it. 1213 01:02:34,333 --> 01:02:35,766 And I'm in love. 1214 01:02:36,100 --> 01:02:38,066 It shows, Varguitas. 1215 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:42,200 -Does it? What about you? -Of course. 1216 01:02:42,266 --> 01:02:46,000 -No, sir. -We're tired of each other. 1217 01:02:46,066 --> 01:02:47,500 I mean, where are you staying? 1218 01:02:48,300 --> 01:02:50,666 At my brother's house. 1219 01:02:51,766 --> 01:02:55,233 Yes, it's a bit overcrowded, but it's okay. 1220 01:02:55,300 --> 01:02:57,400 Overcrowded? 1221 01:02:57,466 --> 01:02:58,733 No, no, no. That's all you had to say. 1222 01:02:59,000 --> 01:03:01,400 You can stay at my place tonight. I have a great house. 1223 01:03:01,466 --> 01:03:03,400 -Seriously? Thanks! -No. 1224 01:03:03,766 --> 01:03:05,066 No. 1225 01:03:05,500 --> 01:03:08,733 Thanks, Vargas. I don't want to make you uncomfortable. 1226 01:03:11,000 --> 01:03:13,700 Why, Urbeida? Why are you so embarrassed? 1227 01:03:13,766 --> 01:03:14,766 -Mireya! -Mireya! 1228 01:03:15,033 --> 01:03:17,066 Exactly, exactly. 1229 01:03:17,533 --> 01:03:19,533 Let me do it for Canchilas. 1230 01:03:19,600 --> 01:03:22,666 We're almost like brothers. I really love this fool. 1231 01:03:25,433 --> 01:03:28,200 Gustavo, thanks for your hospitality. 1232 01:03:28,266 --> 01:03:30,500 We don't want to make you uncomfortable, and your house is too small. 1233 01:03:31,100 --> 01:03:34,000 Instead, Varguitas has a mansion. 1234 01:03:34,066 --> 01:03:36,200 Mother, are you sure you don't want to come? 1235 01:03:36,266 --> 01:03:37,766 There's plenty of space over there. 1236 01:03:38,033 --> 01:03:43,133 No, darling. I don't want to. I don't want to bother people who aren't family. 1237 01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:45,133 I didn't know that about you. 1238 01:03:45,633 --> 01:03:50,000 Anyway, we hope to see you there. They do have an Olympic pool. 1239 01:03:50,433 --> 01:03:53,300 Too many goodbyes, do you really want to leave? 1240 01:03:53,366 --> 01:03:55,000 -Bye, mother-in-law. -No, stop it. 1241 01:03:55,066 --> 01:03:56,666 You know what? 1242 01:03:57,200 --> 01:03:59,166 Some people here can actually achieve the American dream. 1243 01:03:59,233 --> 01:04:01,300 -Enough, honey. -I'll see you there. 1244 01:04:01,366 --> 01:04:03,766 -Bye, honey. -Oh, queen. Allow me. 1245 01:04:04,033 --> 01:04:04,733 All right, Mom. 1246 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,066 I'll gladly help you. We're going to your palace. 1247 01:04:10,666 --> 01:04:12,700 Careful with your leg. You look great in that color. 1248 01:04:14,333 --> 01:04:15,500 Standing on your tiptoes? 1249 01:04:15,566 --> 01:04:17,133 What's wrong? Bye! 1250 01:04:17,666 --> 01:04:20,333 -Goodbye, Lupita. Bye! -Goodbye, Lupita. Take care of Gus. 1251 01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:21,766 -Get in! -God bless you. 1252 01:04:22,033 --> 01:04:23,566 Goodbye... 1253 01:04:24,366 --> 01:04:27,100 All right, Varguitas, any time. 1254 01:05:05,733 --> 01:05:06,700 Wake up! 1255 01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:10,233 With all due respect, 1256 01:05:10,466 --> 01:05:13,200 is she a natural blond, or a fake? 1257 01:05:13,400 --> 01:05:14,633 To be honest, Canchilas... 1258 01:05:15,266 --> 01:05:16,666 She's a fake blond, but I don't care. 1259 01:05:16,733 --> 01:05:18,633 No, she's very pretty. 1260 01:05:19,700 --> 01:05:21,700 I feel I experienced this moment before. 1261 01:05:21,766 --> 01:05:24,233 That's a déjà vu, a déjà vu. 1262 01:05:24,300 --> 01:05:26,100 No, my friend, it's a bad memory. 1263 01:05:28,100 --> 01:05:31,533 Varguitas, tell me the truth. We're close friends. 1264 01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:32,466 Sure. 1265 01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,266 Did you win the lottery? Please say yes. 1266 01:05:35,766 --> 01:05:40,533 Almost. When I arrived here, I got involved 1267 01:05:40,666 --> 01:05:44,000 in the construction business. And then... I invested in an apartment. 1268 01:05:44,100 --> 01:05:46,266 Then... on a house. 1269 01:05:46,333 --> 01:05:49,733 Then... a building, a mall, 1270 01:05:50,166 --> 01:05:52,200 and then I became a millionaire. 1271 01:05:54,133 --> 01:05:56,166 That's when you married the blond girl. 1272 01:05:56,233 --> 01:05:59,133 Sweetie and I aren't married. 1273 01:05:59,666 --> 01:06:00,733 But we live together. 1274 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:04,233 Varguitas, what happened to Yolanda? 1275 01:06:05,300 --> 01:06:07,300 Let's not talk about that. 1276 01:06:07,366 --> 01:06:08,633 No problem. 1277 01:06:08,700 --> 01:06:10,366 -Don't tell me anything. -Yes, yes! Don't worry. 1278 01:06:10,433 --> 01:06:12,333 I don't mind. Yolanda... 1279 01:06:13,066 --> 01:06:14,266 was a good woman, but... 1280 01:06:15,433 --> 01:06:16,600 she was a hog beast. 1281 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:19,533 No, no, no. Why stay with a monster, 1282 01:06:19,766 --> 01:06:21,266 if I can have my sweetie pie? 1283 01:06:28,700 --> 01:06:30,766 You should do it, too. 1284 01:06:31,500 --> 01:06:33,333 Come to live in the United States. 1285 01:06:33,400 --> 01:06:36,166 Maybe you can get a blondie like mine. What do you think? 1286 01:06:36,233 --> 01:06:38,533 No, my man! I won't. 1287 01:06:38,700 --> 01:06:41,066 I won't. First of all, 1288 01:06:41,133 --> 01:06:44,766 Mireyita is the mother of my children. I respect her and I love her. 1289 01:06:45,266 --> 01:06:47,100 Second, in my opinion, 1290 01:06:47,633 --> 01:06:50,400 she's the prettiest woman there is. Mireya! 1291 01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:53,166 Hottie! I'm looking at you! 1292 01:06:57,133 --> 01:06:58,766 See? She gets me. 1293 01:06:59,033 --> 01:07:02,066 That's why I wouldn't change her for the world. 1294 01:07:02,166 --> 01:07:03,033 Wow. 1295 01:07:03,633 --> 01:07:06,066 Yes, yes. Anyway, you know what? 1296 01:07:06,466 --> 01:07:10,466 Canchilas, keep in mind what I told you. Think about it. 1297 01:07:10,533 --> 01:07:13,233 Come to the U.S., I need tough people to work. 1298 01:07:13,700 --> 01:07:16,766 I'm offering you the opportunity to come and work with me. 1299 01:07:17,133 --> 01:07:20,400 I'm your compadre. A compatriot. A brother. 1300 01:07:20,466 --> 01:07:22,500 Go ahead! Come on! 1301 01:07:26,233 --> 01:07:31,333 Baby, hello. I'm sorry for not writing or calling before. I didn't have time. 1302 01:07:33,533 --> 01:07:34,500 Tomorrow? 1303 01:07:39,166 --> 01:07:42,333 No. You just caught me off-guard. I didn't think it would be so soon. 1304 01:07:45,366 --> 01:07:48,666 I told you it was okay already. Stop stressing me out. 1305 01:07:49,066 --> 01:07:52,466 Please tell me how I can get there. I didn't bring my driver's license. 1306 01:07:55,433 --> 01:07:56,300 All right. 1307 01:07:58,000 --> 01:08:00,033 No, no. It's okay. I'll be there. 1308 01:08:01,100 --> 01:08:02,466 Honey, do you see? 1309 01:08:03,100 --> 01:08:04,366 Did you clean your glasses well? 1310 01:08:04,500 --> 01:08:07,766 These Gringos are tough. They even built bridges over the sea! 1311 01:08:08,233 --> 01:08:09,466 We only have Puente Aranda back there. 1312 01:08:12,566 --> 01:08:14,000 Stop drooling. 1313 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,333 Listen, people, you came to Miami and you're not going to the parks? 1314 01:08:18,399 --> 01:08:20,700 That would be a sin. Remember, sweetie? 1315 01:08:20,766 --> 01:08:22,100 Yes, I do. 1316 01:08:22,166 --> 01:08:24,566 Do you remember the water park? That one is awesome. 1317 01:08:24,633 --> 01:08:26,333 -Let's go, let's go. -No, Varguitas, those tickets 1318 01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:27,766 cost an arm and a leg. Right, honey? 1319 01:08:28,033 --> 01:08:29,100 Right, we can't afford it. 1320 01:08:29,166 --> 01:08:31,466 What's wrong, my friend? 1321 01:08:31,533 --> 01:08:35,300 Don't say that! I'm your rich friend! 1322 01:08:35,366 --> 01:08:38,166 Comadre, don't say you're embarrassed. Okay? 1323 01:08:39,466 --> 01:08:40,633 You're too nice. 1324 01:08:41,766 --> 01:08:43,633 I hang my head in shame. 1325 01:08:45,200 --> 01:08:46,399 I'll hang you from something else. 1326 01:08:48,300 --> 01:08:49,566 Why are you laughing? 1327 01:08:54,633 --> 01:08:56,399 Who would have thought that Williamcito would be 1328 01:08:56,466 --> 01:08:59,333 the first Rubio Cucalón to go down the slide here 1329 01:08:59,399 --> 01:09:01,133 -in Miami, Florida, United States? -Mom, he's trying to say something. 1330 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:04,100 Yes, baby? Honey, did you teach him how to swim? 1331 01:09:04,366 --> 01:09:06,466 I gave him money to take lessons at the institute. 1332 01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,399 Which one? 1333 01:09:07,633 --> 01:09:10,500 Which one? Madison Institute. That's all I could afford. 1334 01:09:11,066 --> 01:09:12,533 -Where he learned English? -Where he learned English? 1335 01:09:14,100 --> 01:09:15,466 Does he have to swim? 1336 01:09:18,166 --> 01:09:19,200 -Oh, son! -Baby! 1337 01:09:19,266 --> 01:09:20,633 Oh, son! 1338 01:09:46,566 --> 01:09:47,733 Baby! 1339 01:09:48,000 --> 01:09:49,433 It's okay, son. It's okay. 1340 01:09:49,500 --> 01:09:51,700 It's all over. It's over, my baby. 1341 01:09:52,133 --> 01:09:54,033 -Spit it, spit it. -Oh, my! 1342 01:09:54,100 --> 01:09:55,133 How many fingers do you see? 1343 01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:56,066 Say it! 1344 01:09:56,133 --> 01:09:59,100 Very good. Very good, son. 1345 01:09:59,166 --> 01:10:01,133 So, you learned how to swim at the Madison Institute? 1346 01:10:01,433 --> 01:10:02,500 You didn't learn English or how to swim. 1347 01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:05,066 If you continue like this, you'll waste your whole life. 1348 01:10:05,666 --> 01:10:10,500 No, Dad! Look at those long lines. I want to ride the attraction now. 1349 01:10:10,566 --> 01:10:12,533 What can we do, baby? What can we do? 1350 01:10:12,600 --> 01:10:13,700 I'm getting something. 1351 01:10:13,766 --> 01:10:17,766 Stop, honey. If you couldn't go to the bathroom, just use the slide. 1352 01:10:18,033 --> 01:10:19,666 Don't worry, Mabelcita. 1353 01:10:19,733 --> 01:10:21,566 -Colombians don't make a line. -What? 1354 01:10:21,633 --> 01:10:24,700 Wait a minute, compadre. We're not cutting in line, no, sir. 1355 01:10:24,766 --> 01:10:28,366 So? Of course. These Gringos are stupid. Go, baby, do what I told you. 1356 01:10:28,433 --> 01:10:29,300 Like I taught you. 1357 01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:33,666 Give me your hand, we're going in. We are going in. 1358 01:10:35,233 --> 01:10:37,433 Hey, hottie! Hottie! Wait in line, baby! 1359 01:10:37,500 --> 01:10:38,366 Your loss! Sorry for you! 1360 01:10:38,433 --> 01:10:40,266 My loss? I'll make you lose more. 1361 01:10:40,333 --> 01:10:42,333 What did you say? 1362 01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:43,633 Why are you treating my wife like that? 1363 01:10:43,700 --> 01:10:46,233 What do you mean? Didn't you see she's cutting in line? 1364 01:10:46,300 --> 01:10:48,066 Cutting in line? She's been there for a while! 1365 01:10:48,133 --> 01:10:50,033 Can you believe this guy? 1366 01:10:50,100 --> 01:10:52,666 Listen, my man. I've been waiting here for three hours. 1367 01:10:52,733 --> 01:10:54,166 I won't allow any fool to cut in line. 1368 01:10:54,233 --> 01:10:55,666 -How did you call her? -Fool! 1369 01:10:55,733 --> 01:10:57,400 -Fool! -Hold this, I'll take care of him. 1370 01:10:57,466 --> 01:10:59,266 You know what? 1371 01:10:59,333 --> 01:11:01,433 What do you want? 1372 01:11:01,500 --> 01:11:04,200 Just say it... 1373 01:11:06,066 --> 01:11:10,466 I'm mad at you! Look at that black eye. You're a piece of work! 1374 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:14,566 -Enough. -Why would you fight with those men? Look. 1375 01:11:14,633 --> 01:11:18,400 Oh, God, that black eye! Is it a good example for our kids? No. 1376 01:11:18,466 --> 01:11:21,633 Family has to be respected. I wasn't leaving Varguitas alone. 1377 01:11:21,700 --> 01:11:24,633 What? It was his fault! Along with that slut he hangs out with. 1378 01:11:24,700 --> 01:11:28,366 She always gets in trouble. They started it. 1379 01:11:28,433 --> 01:11:30,366 You know what, honey? Yes, you're right. 1380 01:11:30,433 --> 01:11:31,333 Of course. 1381 01:11:31,400 --> 01:11:33,600 I wanted to talk to you about something else. 1382 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:35,666 What? 1383 01:11:36,233 --> 01:11:37,633 I was thinking... 1384 01:11:38,133 --> 01:11:41,400 What if we lived here in Miami, Florida, United States? 1385 01:11:41,466 --> 01:11:42,733 What if we stayed? 1386 01:11:43,366 --> 01:11:44,766 -Really? -Really. 1387 01:11:45,200 --> 01:11:46,100 Really? 1388 01:11:46,566 --> 01:11:49,400 Just like that? Without any documents? 1389 01:11:50,366 --> 01:11:52,666 Varguitas has a friend who can get them for us. 1390 01:11:52,766 --> 01:11:55,533 You know that I don't trust that man, darling. 1391 01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:58,466 Why don't you like Varguitas? He's doing great. 1392 01:11:58,533 --> 01:12:00,566 Look at those diamond curtains. 1393 01:12:00,633 --> 01:12:02,400 Look at those speakers for listening to vallenato. 1394 01:12:02,466 --> 01:12:06,066 -He's got lots of money. He's doing great! -Yes. Of course. 1395 01:12:06,133 --> 01:12:08,500 Wrongfully acquired wealth, honey. Wrongfully acquired wealth. 1396 01:12:08,566 --> 01:12:10,666 That's defamation, we don't know that. 1397 01:12:10,733 --> 01:12:15,233 Really? Honey, I remember who Vargas was in Colombia. 1398 01:12:15,400 --> 01:12:20,066 He was a lazy drunk who wandered around the streets. 1399 01:12:20,133 --> 01:12:21,400 Yes. 1400 01:12:21,466 --> 01:12:23,533 -But things worked out well for him. -Right. 1401 01:12:23,600 --> 01:12:24,666 As Maturana says... 1402 01:12:25,566 --> 01:12:27,566 Honey, what if things work out for us, too? 1403 01:12:27,633 --> 01:12:32,333 Darling, that scares me, honestly. The kids, everything... 1404 01:12:32,766 --> 01:12:34,133 Let me convince you. 1405 01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,133 There are cameras here, I saw them. 1406 01:12:42,200 --> 01:12:44,466 You can't just take me like that! No, sir! 1407 01:12:45,133 --> 01:12:49,333 No, no, no! You won't get me on a boat! 1408 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:51,666 No, no, no. Damn! I can't believe it! 1409 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:53,300 You again? 1410 01:12:53,366 --> 01:12:56,666 Hello, officer! Finally a familiar face! It's nice to see you. 1411 01:12:56,733 --> 01:12:59,166 Listen, officer, I'm very scared. 1412 01:12:59,233 --> 01:13:01,300 Please, tell me what happened! 1413 01:13:01,366 --> 01:13:03,433 This time you're in serious trouble. 1414 01:13:03,500 --> 01:13:06,000 Mr. Heriberto Vargas, your friend... 1415 01:13:06,066 --> 01:13:07,566 No, that man isn't our friend. 1416 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:10,266 Well, that man is charged for collecting illegal money, 1417 01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:12,600 money laundering, and conspiracy to commit a crime. 1418 01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:15,000 Didn't I tell you? He looked like a thief. 1419 01:13:15,400 --> 01:13:18,033 -Varguitas? No way! Oh, my God! -Yes. 1420 01:13:18,100 --> 01:13:20,533 Officer, what you mentioned... What was it called? 1421 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:22,033 -Collecting illegal money. -Yes. 1422 01:13:22,466 --> 01:13:24,600 -Is that the same as a pyramid? -Exactly. 1423 01:13:24,666 --> 01:13:27,000 That's what you want us to do in Miami? 1424 01:13:27,066 --> 01:13:29,600 And Ms. Laura Jaramillo, a.k.a. Lauren, 1425 01:13:30,233 --> 01:13:32,333 is linked to the Japanese Yakuza. 1426 01:13:32,400 --> 01:13:34,766 She surely looks like someone who likes trouble. 1427 01:13:35,433 --> 01:13:37,600 -Who? -The Japanese Yakuza. 1428 01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:40,433 No, I don't know her, I'm sorry. 1429 01:13:40,500 --> 01:13:42,666 No, sir, it's the Japanese mafia. 1430 01:13:42,733 --> 01:13:44,366 Its headquarters and recruitment 1431 01:13:44,433 --> 01:13:46,766 operations are based here in Miami. They're involved with human trafficking. 1432 01:13:47,033 --> 01:13:50,700 Imagine that. He takes young girls and makes them do nasty things here. 1433 01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:52,366 We're going to the station right now. 1434 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:55,300 Do you know what, officer? You can do anything! 1435 01:13:55,366 --> 01:13:56,700 I'm tired of this situation! 1436 01:13:56,766 --> 01:13:58,300 -Let's go! -Do anything you want with me! 1437 01:13:58,733 --> 01:14:00,566 -Pardon me? -Oh, Mom! 1438 01:14:00,633 --> 01:14:02,066 What were you saying? 1439 01:14:02,433 --> 01:14:05,500 What? Do you want to be like that slut? 1440 01:14:05,566 --> 01:14:07,333 -That's just... -Shut up! 1441 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:10,233 You should be embarrassed. 1442 01:14:18,200 --> 01:14:19,500 Police. 1443 01:14:20,666 --> 01:14:21,533 You can go. 1444 01:14:22,133 --> 01:14:23,600 -Really, Sánchez? -Yes. 1445 01:14:24,400 --> 01:14:27,466 We were investigating Vargas, he doesn't have a criminal record, so, you can go. 1446 01:14:27,533 --> 01:14:29,400 I don't ever want to see you. 1447 01:14:31,066 --> 01:14:32,633 Let me tell you something, my friend. 1448 01:14:33,433 --> 01:14:35,600 Stay out of trouble. Okay? 1449 01:14:35,733 --> 01:14:39,733 I'm begging you. I don't ever want to see you again. 1450 01:14:40,433 --> 01:14:41,300 Yes, sir. 1451 01:14:50,766 --> 01:14:52,200 Can I have the lid back? 1452 01:14:55,466 --> 01:14:57,733 Bye! Sorry for everything. 1453 01:14:59,100 --> 01:15:01,166 You're gonna get us tased. 1454 01:15:04,100 --> 01:15:05,200 So, I ask: 1455 01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:08,166 "Why did we come to Miami, Florida, United States?" Answer, young people. 1456 01:15:08,233 --> 01:15:09,666 -To be with Uncle Gus. -To be with Uncle Gus. 1457 01:15:09,733 --> 01:15:13,000 To be with Uncle Gus. As a family. 1458 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,766 So, I ask again: 1459 01:15:15,033 --> 01:15:17,233 "What are we doing at Vargas' place then?" 1460 01:15:17,300 --> 01:15:18,600 -Nothing. -Nothing. 1461 01:15:18,666 --> 01:15:22,433 Exactly! He may have a large luxury house, 1462 01:15:22,566 --> 01:15:24,133 but you know what? 1463 01:15:25,266 --> 01:15:27,700 We're missing this, we need to be close. 1464 01:15:27,766 --> 01:15:29,733 Don't be a liar, Mr. Rubio. 1465 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,733 Seriously, Ms. Erecinda. 1466 01:15:32,000 --> 01:15:33,333 Family is family, blood is thicker than water. 1467 01:15:33,766 --> 01:15:37,000 Aren't you back because your friend Vargas 1468 01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:39,333 is in jail? He's a con man. 1469 01:15:40,166 --> 01:15:42,633 Brother, we saw the news. 1470 01:15:43,033 --> 01:15:46,566 We saw how your friend Vargas had a clash with police. 1471 01:15:46,633 --> 01:15:47,666 Varguitas? 1472 01:15:49,433 --> 01:15:50,633 Unbelievable! 1473 01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:53,600 -Jesus, Jesus, Jesus. -Alberto, stop it! 1474 01:15:53,666 --> 01:15:54,733 No more nonsense! 1475 01:15:57,433 --> 01:15:58,433 Hello, blondie. 1476 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,466 What's up, sister-in-law? 1477 01:16:01,633 --> 01:16:03,000 Guadalupita... 1478 01:16:04,100 --> 01:16:07,200 can we stay here again? 1479 01:16:11,333 --> 01:16:12,500 I'll do the dishes. 1480 01:16:20,500 --> 01:16:21,533 My daughter. 1481 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:26,400 My daughter. 1482 01:16:27,266 --> 01:16:29,400 Honey... 1483 01:16:29,466 --> 01:16:31,766 Honey... 1484 01:16:32,433 --> 01:16:33,300 Honey! 1485 01:16:33,500 --> 01:16:35,366 Officer, I'm innocent! 1486 01:16:36,466 --> 01:16:38,033 -Honey! -What's up? 1487 01:16:38,100 --> 01:16:39,000 Our daughter... 1488 01:16:39,366 --> 01:16:40,666 What happened to our daughter? 1489 01:16:40,733 --> 01:16:43,766 She isn't anywhere. Our girl's gone! 1490 01:16:44,033 --> 01:16:45,466 What? Mabelita? 1491 01:16:45,533 --> 01:16:46,733 What does it say? 1492 01:16:47,300 --> 01:16:50,166 It asks us not to look for her. She doesn't want to come back. 1493 01:16:51,133 --> 01:16:54,533 She says she'll be fine, and she'll get in touch as soon as she can. 1494 01:16:56,266 --> 01:16:58,400 She'll be fine? With who? Where? 1495 01:16:59,166 --> 01:17:01,200 That's the thing, Mother. 1496 01:17:01,733 --> 01:17:02,666 She didn't say. 1497 01:17:04,266 --> 01:17:07,466 Please, Lord, get my daughter back! 1498 01:17:07,533 --> 01:17:08,500 Don't worry, Mireya. 1499 01:17:09,100 --> 01:17:10,600 Don't worry, Mireya. Don't worry. 1500 01:17:10,666 --> 01:17:13,400 We'll call the police, the DEA, the NASA... 1501 01:17:14,300 --> 01:17:17,100 Anyone, honey. She'll turn up no matter what. 1502 01:17:18,266 --> 01:17:20,100 I have Mabel's Facebook password. 1503 01:17:25,033 --> 01:17:26,266 Oh, darling! 1504 01:17:26,333 --> 01:17:27,433 Lord of glory, 1505 01:17:27,500 --> 01:17:28,666 blessed heavenly Father! 1506 01:17:28,733 --> 01:17:30,500 Really? 1507 01:17:32,333 --> 01:17:33,733 The what, son? 1508 01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:35,066 Her Facebook password. 1509 01:17:35,133 --> 01:17:36,300 Oh, darling! 1510 01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:38,566 Well done! 1511 01:17:43,233 --> 01:17:44,633 What does it say? 1512 01:17:46,400 --> 01:17:49,233 There's a conversation about Miami 1513 01:17:49,300 --> 01:17:51,400 and an appointment at Collins Ave. 1514 01:17:51,466 --> 01:17:54,400 Yes, it's Collins Avenue. That street is really close. 1515 01:17:54,466 --> 01:17:56,100 Let's go! 1516 01:17:56,166 --> 01:17:58,100 -It's half an hour away. -Let me borrow a pen. 1517 01:17:58,566 --> 01:18:00,666 I have some pens here. If you need to write something down. 1518 01:18:00,733 --> 01:18:01,600 Where's my shirt, dear? 1519 01:18:01,666 --> 01:18:03,133 Back there, back there. 1520 01:18:05,533 --> 01:18:06,400 Honey! 1521 01:18:06,466 --> 01:18:07,633 -What? -Come here. 1522 01:18:08,233 --> 01:18:09,366 -What happened? -Come. 1523 01:18:10,633 --> 01:18:11,600 Read this. 1524 01:18:12,133 --> 01:18:13,533 "Protocol models." 1525 01:18:15,233 --> 01:18:16,633 With Japanese people? 1526 01:18:21,033 --> 01:18:25,633 Lorena, when is the yacht coming with all the people and the party? 1527 01:18:25,766 --> 01:18:28,466 Baby, it won't take long. They'll be here soon. 1528 01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:30,766 -Baby... -What? 1529 01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:35,166 Just between you and me, don't you think that these people are acting strange? 1530 01:18:36,533 --> 01:18:37,700 No. 1531 01:18:38,200 --> 01:18:40,066 Why strange? Just relax. 1532 01:18:40,133 --> 01:18:45,300 They don't look like successful business people. 1533 01:18:45,533 --> 01:18:48,400 Remember I told you I had worked 1534 01:18:48,466 --> 01:18:51,233 with some business people in Bogotá? They were very different. 1535 01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:53,333 Well, they're different because they're Japanese. 1536 01:18:53,400 --> 01:18:55,266 You know that Asian people look alike. 1537 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:57,433 -Do you think so? -I do. 1538 01:18:57,500 --> 01:18:59,566 All right. This is very itchy. 1539 01:18:59,633 --> 01:19:02,000 -I have never worn extensions before. -Don't scratch. 1540 01:19:02,100 --> 01:19:04,300 What's the yacht party like? Tell me. 1541 01:19:04,500 --> 01:19:05,733 -You'll love it. -What? 1542 01:19:06,000 --> 01:19:09,133 There are huge poles where you can dance. You'll like it, I know. 1543 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,233 Poles? I don't understand. 1544 01:19:11,666 --> 01:19:12,766 Mabel! 1545 01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:15,066 I don't... 1546 01:19:16,200 --> 01:19:19,633 I don't know what she's doing here. Mabel! 1547 01:19:20,300 --> 01:19:21,600 Mabelita! 1548 01:19:22,000 --> 01:19:23,566 Mabel, dear! 1549 01:19:27,033 --> 01:19:28,133 -Lore... -What happened? 1550 01:19:28,200 --> 01:19:32,400 You know that I don't like annoying people. But this looks really strange. 1551 01:19:33,600 --> 01:19:36,200 Why are you so impatient? What's gotten into you? 1552 01:19:36,266 --> 01:19:41,300 I'm not impatient. But there's no yacht, music, people, 1553 01:19:42,000 --> 01:19:44,000 businessmen, or anything. 1554 01:19:44,200 --> 01:19:47,200 We've been sitting here for two hours and they haven't even given us some water. 1555 01:19:47,600 --> 01:19:48,700 Stop it. 1556 01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:51,300 Are you getting cold feet? After calling me? 1557 01:19:51,366 --> 01:19:53,000 I'm not getting cold feet. 1558 01:19:54,100 --> 01:19:56,033 Again, honey! 1559 01:19:58,166 --> 01:20:01,566 The more I learn about the Japanese, the less I understand them. 1560 01:20:01,633 --> 01:20:05,300 Just look at them. There's no yacht, businessmen, or anything, Lorena. 1561 01:20:07,100 --> 01:20:09,100 Lore, look! Isn't that the police? 1562 01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:10,600 There she is! There she is! 1563 01:20:10,666 --> 01:20:14,533 Lorena, you're going to kill me! That's my dad. 1564 01:20:16,166 --> 01:20:17,033 There! 1565 01:20:47,066 --> 01:20:50,133 This is the Police Department! Come out, now! 1566 01:20:50,566 --> 01:20:52,333 Don't push me! 1567 01:20:52,400 --> 01:20:53,333 Hey! 1568 01:20:53,400 --> 01:20:57,333 You're pulling my hair! Easy! Easy! 1569 01:20:57,400 --> 01:21:00,266 Mom! Dad! 1570 01:21:00,333 --> 01:21:02,000 Shut up! 1571 01:21:02,066 --> 01:21:04,266 Lorena, what mess did you get us into? 1572 01:21:04,333 --> 01:21:05,633 It's your dad's fault! 1573 01:21:05,700 --> 01:21:07,333 He is the stupid one who got us into this! 1574 01:21:07,400 --> 01:21:09,300 My dad is not stupid! 1575 01:21:09,366 --> 01:21:11,600 He is trying to help us! 1576 01:21:11,666 --> 01:21:14,600 Surrender! There's no way out! 1577 01:21:14,666 --> 01:21:18,733 -Did you see, Lorena? -Your stupid dad got us involved in this. 1578 01:21:27,200 --> 01:21:28,166 Surrender! 1579 01:21:31,600 --> 01:21:33,233 What are they saying? 1580 01:21:34,233 --> 01:21:39,000 If we don't leave, they'll shoot Mabel and her body will be thrown to the crocodiles. 1581 01:21:39,066 --> 01:21:39,733 -What? -What? 1582 01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,400 How do you know that? 1583 01:21:41,466 --> 01:21:43,466 I didn't learn English, I learned Japanese. 1584 01:21:43,533 --> 01:21:45,000 What? Why? 1585 01:21:45,066 --> 01:21:47,166 I want to study electronics in Tokyo. 1586 01:21:47,233 --> 01:21:48,366 That doesn't matter now! Translate. 1587 01:21:48,433 --> 01:21:49,700 Tell them what I told you! 1588 01:21:59,700 --> 01:22:00,666 -What? -No. 1589 01:22:01,033 --> 01:22:02,200 No. 1590 01:22:02,266 --> 01:22:03,466 -What? -What? 1591 01:22:03,533 --> 01:22:05,766 They're going to kill her and throw her body. 1592 01:22:06,500 --> 01:22:08,066 Or the other way around, I didn't get it clearly. 1593 01:22:08,733 --> 01:22:11,333 Keep him busy. I'll go through the back entrance. 1594 01:22:11,400 --> 01:22:12,633 No, no, are you crazy? 1595 01:22:12,700 --> 01:22:14,333 I'd be crazy if I allowed them to hurt her. 1596 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:16,033 This is full of crocodiles! 1597 01:22:16,100 --> 01:22:18,600 I was raised in the Magdalena, surrounded by alligators. 1598 01:22:19,400 --> 01:22:21,166 -Honey, your blessing! -My blessing, darling. 1599 01:22:21,233 --> 01:22:22,466 May God bless you. 1600 01:22:22,533 --> 01:22:24,200 You'll take full responsibility for this. 1601 01:22:24,400 --> 01:22:25,266 What do you think? 1602 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,466 Jesus, Jesus, Jesus! Jesus, Jesus! 1603 01:22:58,466 --> 01:23:00,533 Darling, sink its mouth! 1604 01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,400 Sink it! 1605 01:23:07,300 --> 01:23:09,466 Tell them that if they release the girls, we'll let them go. 1606 01:23:09,533 --> 01:23:11,200 -I said that some time ago! -What? 1607 01:23:23,233 --> 01:23:24,100 Thank you, Jesus. 1608 01:23:24,166 --> 01:23:25,500 -Great! -Awesome, Dad! 1609 01:23:25,566 --> 01:23:28,266 Surrender! Surrender! 1610 01:23:28,333 --> 01:23:29,733 Great, darling! 1611 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:32,000 -Darling! -He's coming for you! 1612 01:23:32,100 --> 01:23:34,400 Get some air! Go get the girl! 1613 01:23:34,466 --> 01:23:35,333 Go, Dad! 1614 01:23:40,200 --> 01:23:41,066 Quick! 1615 01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:46,533 Dad! 1616 01:24:58,666 --> 01:24:59,666 Oh, Dad! 1617 01:25:00,666 --> 01:25:03,466 Oh, Dad! You saved us, Dad! 1618 01:25:08,600 --> 01:25:09,700 I don't... 1619 01:25:09,766 --> 01:25:12,600 I don't understand. I can't figure out why, 1620 01:25:12,666 --> 01:25:17,666 but the government and the city of Miami are not only thankful to you, Mr. Rubio... 1621 01:25:17,733 --> 01:25:19,200 -Not only? -No. 1622 01:25:19,433 --> 01:25:22,600 We had been trying to catch this group 1623 01:25:23,166 --> 01:25:26,766 of pimps and thanks to your help and courage, we were able to take it down. 1624 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:30,533 So? Is there a reward, like in cowboy movies? 1625 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:32,133 Some money would be nice. 1626 01:25:32,466 --> 01:25:34,166 There's something better than that. 1627 01:25:35,066 --> 01:25:39,733 Unbelievably, Miami wants you to live here and work as a civilian policeman. 1628 01:25:41,166 --> 01:25:44,766 We would be in charge of everything. I will personally oversee the paperwork, 1629 01:25:45,100 --> 01:25:47,233 get a good university 1630 01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:49,033 and school for your children, 1631 01:25:49,100 --> 01:25:52,633 and we would negotiate a salary so that you can have a decent life. 1632 01:25:55,200 --> 01:25:56,066 What do you think? 1633 01:26:01,266 --> 01:26:02,533 Good! 1634 01:26:04,533 --> 01:26:07,600 Look at that picture. My brother-in-law next to the mayor. 1635 01:26:09,066 --> 01:26:12,766 I have to admit that this time he did his best. 1636 01:26:13,033 --> 01:26:15,433 He did his best. He was unbelievable. 1637 01:26:15,500 --> 01:26:18,700 Imagine, the mayor of Miami 1638 01:26:19,133 --> 01:26:21,433 gave him a huge plaque in a ceremony. 1639 01:26:21,500 --> 01:26:23,566 -Do you want to know what he said? -What? 1640 01:26:24,300 --> 01:26:27,100 That he was going to bring Carlos Vives to sing, 1641 01:26:27,166 --> 01:26:30,066 but Carlos was giving a concert in Santa Marta! 1642 01:26:30,133 --> 01:26:34,466 It doesn't matter. What you did was wonderful. Right, honey? 1643 01:26:34,533 --> 01:26:35,766 -Yes. -You even have a picture with the mayor. 1644 01:26:36,033 --> 01:26:39,700 But we haven't told you the best part. We're going to live here like kings! 1645 01:26:40,133 --> 01:26:42,400 We'll have a convertible like the one you had. 1646 01:26:42,466 --> 01:26:44,333 -But a real one. -But a real one. 1647 01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:47,500 Did they tell you where in the city you're going to settle? 1648 01:26:47,566 --> 01:26:50,633 No, Gus, but I guess it'll be on Miami Beach. 1649 01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:53,133 -No? -That's great! 1650 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:55,000 Awesome! Brother-in-law, 1651 01:26:55,066 --> 01:26:57,300 with all due respect, let's forget about the past. 1652 01:26:57,633 --> 01:26:59,466 Since you're an important man in this city, 1653 01:26:59,533 --> 01:27:01,733 -get me a job! -Yes. 1654 01:27:02,033 --> 01:27:05,700 You're going to need an assistant, and I know the city like nobody else. 1655 01:27:05,766 --> 01:27:08,033 Of course, of course. 1656 01:27:08,300 --> 01:27:09,533 Honey, what do you say? 1657 01:27:10,000 --> 01:27:10,666 Don't leave me hanging. 1658 01:27:13,500 --> 01:27:18,200 I don't think that we'll stay in Miami, Florida, United States. 1659 01:27:19,000 --> 01:27:20,733 What? What are you saying? 1660 01:27:22,066 --> 01:27:24,433 It's a nice city and a nice country. 1661 01:27:24,500 --> 01:27:28,500 The mayor and the police were very polite, trying to make us part of this society. 1662 01:27:28,600 --> 01:27:32,266 But I'm Colombian, and Colombians must live in Colombia, right? 1663 01:27:32,333 --> 01:27:35,366 Rubio, this country is full of opportunities. 1664 01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:37,533 Ms. Erecinda, 1665 01:27:38,533 --> 01:27:42,466 people shouldn't leave to find a country full of opportunities. 1666 01:27:43,466 --> 01:27:46,233 We have to work hard in our country, 1667 01:27:46,733 --> 01:27:49,200 so that it also becomes a land of opportunities. 1668 01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:54,366 Imagine if all Colombians who have the chance left the country. 1669 01:27:55,766 --> 01:27:57,066 Who would be left? 1670 01:27:57,133 --> 01:27:59,400 For God's sake, think about your children. 1671 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,400 I'm thinking about them. 1672 01:28:08,166 --> 01:28:11,566 Now, if my kids want to stay here, 1673 01:28:12,200 --> 01:28:14,733 they can do it. We'll support you, right, honey? 1674 01:28:17,066 --> 01:28:20,466 But in my case, I'm going back to my country. 1675 01:28:21,233 --> 01:28:23,200 You may have everything here. 1676 01:28:24,200 --> 01:28:27,066 But we don't need much, right, darling? 1677 01:28:30,733 --> 01:28:31,600 To me... 1678 01:28:33,133 --> 01:28:35,266 Colombia is the best place to live in the world. 1679 01:28:40,500 --> 01:28:41,500 Honey, you know something? 1680 01:28:44,433 --> 01:28:45,466 It is for me, too. 1681 01:28:46,566 --> 01:28:48,700 I'm going back to Colombia with you. 1682 01:28:52,000 --> 01:28:52,766 And me. 1683 01:28:58,366 --> 01:28:59,233 Oh, no. 1684 01:29:00,733 --> 01:29:03,166 No, I want to stay in Miami. 1685 01:29:03,566 --> 01:29:04,766 Good! Good! 1686 01:29:08,700 --> 01:29:10,533 Oh, no! I was lying! 1687 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:12,133 Why did you say that? 1688 01:29:12,200 --> 01:29:14,466 No way! 1689 01:29:14,533 --> 01:29:15,733 My heart almost stopped. 1690 01:29:16,000 --> 01:29:17,733 Did you believe it? Did you? 1691 01:29:18,000 --> 01:29:19,066 Oh, my God! 1692 01:29:21,600 --> 01:29:26,466 The alligator wanted to take my shirt off. It was fighting aggressively. 1693 01:29:26,766 --> 01:29:31,466 I was wondering if someone was hitting my daughter. I lifted it 1694 01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:34,100 and hit it... 1695 01:29:34,166 --> 01:29:36,366 The mayor even wanted me to stay 1696 01:29:36,433 --> 01:29:38,600 as a civilian policeman in Miami, Florida, United States. 1697 01:29:38,766 --> 01:29:40,200 Why didn't you stay? 1698 01:29:42,366 --> 01:29:43,666 I thought about it. 1699 01:29:44,333 --> 01:29:45,766 But I said, "This is my thing." 1700 01:29:46,066 --> 01:29:47,266 I'm Colombian, my friend. 1701 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:50,733 Sure, and you're doing great here. 1702 01:29:51,466 --> 01:29:52,600 Stop talking gibberish. 1703 01:29:52,666 --> 01:29:53,733 Gibberish. 1704 01:29:54,000 --> 01:29:55,133 Let's have some soup. 1705 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,433 If you don't believe me, why did you ask? 1706 01:29:57,500 --> 01:29:59,300 I don't believe you, I don't. 1707 01:30:06,633 --> 01:30:08,033 You don't believe me either, compadre? 1708 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:09,400 Of course I do. 1709 01:30:10,766 --> 01:30:13,466 Tell me, is that place as pretty as you said? 1710 01:30:14,400 --> 01:30:15,566 Well, it's really nice. 1711 01:30:16,266 --> 01:30:20,533 It's very organized. People throw trash, but it's always clean everywhere. 1712 01:30:22,600 --> 01:30:24,666 But let me confess something, compadre. 1713 01:30:26,166 --> 01:30:27,600 I like Sasaima better. 1714 01:30:28,566 --> 01:30:29,466 Seriously? 1715 01:30:33,133 --> 01:30:34,066 I swear to God. 129751