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Oh, very good.
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Oh, look at your dog.
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Can't take his eyes off of me.
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I guess he ain't never seen no one
dressed like this before.
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It ain't that, Reverend.
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You got his bow.
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biting your finger. Now stop it. If you
keep biting your fingers, you'll get as
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fat as a balloon. Now stop it.
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Oh, I know what you've been doing.
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My wife, sir.
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If I don't stop drinking.
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Just a minute, just a minute. What do
you think you're doing? You can't go in
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there without a ticket. And they're two
pounds each.
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But Mr. Treader said we could go in
here, didn't he?
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Yeah. Well, I've never heard of this Mr.
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Treader.
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What does he look like?
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That's where you'll find the cafe au
lait.
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The food tastes like hell. It's not easy
to tell the dishwater from soup of the
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day. Now the patrons have got a new
waitress.
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She's called Anna Maria LaBelle.
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I don't mind if they'd want that her
hair's in a bun, but it's in the right
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pudding as well.
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She went out in the park one night in
the dark and was kissing our chef by
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When along came his wife with a long
-handled knife, she cut off his knees
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two legs.
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But when I saw her, she was down by the
river, quietly plucking a duck.
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Then just as she feared, the gamekeeper
appeared.
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She looked up and said, what rotten
luck.
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She cut the duck in the legs of the
gamekeeper's face.
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He said, you're feeling that duck, I
suppose.
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She said, come off it, Jim. He's just
having a swim. And I'm sitting here
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minding his clothes.
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The new class had picked Taurus next
door to the cafe au lait.
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And they advertised big, juicy
sweetbreads from the bulls that were
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today. I saw it.
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Complained to Maria, these sweetbreads
are tiny and thin.
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Maria said, sure, but respect his senor.
You see, sometimes the bull wins.
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We stood by her poor old grandfather as
he lay upon his deathbed.
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And after he sold me his gold -watching
chain, he said,
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the joys of drink last but a moment.
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Cigarette makes you sick, you could die.
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But the love of a beautiful woman, oh,
it's the best thing that money can buy.
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I won't marry the lovely Maria.
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She cost family honour for me.
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It's all right, I'm sure, with my ma and
my pa, but it would upset my wife and I
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too.
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Just what I wanted.
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Yes, it's a lovely pullover. It fits
perfectly.
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Oh, pink's my favourite colour.
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Yes. I always put it on when I'm taking
the dog for a walk.
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How old are you?
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I think I'm either four or five. I don't
know which.
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Do you drink?
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No. Do you go out with girls?
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No.
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Hello Who thank you there is no one here
called stink
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citizens attired in their togas and long
flowing white robes, their politicians
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parading with laurel wreaths around
their heads, and the centurions striding
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through the streets wearing breastplates
through the wide open spotless streets.
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That, ladies and gentlemen, is ancient
Rome.
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It's not, you know.
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I beg your pardon.
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this one wouldn't quite date.
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Sorry, darling, couldn't get to my key.
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I've got three votes away and three
chances.
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Everything OK?
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No, it's not. Perkins has gone to
Scotland.
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Oh, no. His mother's ill.
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Oh, what a time to choose.
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I rang the agency and they said they'd
try and send somebody else. Today of all
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days.
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Heavenly body.
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I beg your pardon? I say good evening,
heavenly body. I think he means good
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evening, everybody.
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You go on.
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You're fat.
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I beg your pardon?
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I say you're fat.
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riff around the corner.
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But he doesn't mention ma 'am's servant
or waiter. Have you waited at the table
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before? Yeah, I a good waiter.
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And valet?
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Valet! Valet good waiter, yes!
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I'm flubberberry.
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Not necessary.
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I'm flubberberry best writer in Hockley,
Britain.
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Hello, dear. How is here?
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Look here.
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When I get the ride, Pick up a tray and
say, would you consider some
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refreshments? Consider certain what?
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Have a drink.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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That's nice. Yeah. Very warming.
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That's vodka.
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Oh, vodka.
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No, vodka.
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Oh, vodka. Oh, yeah, vodka. Start with a
wee, not with a woe you.
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Yeah, got that, yeah.
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Sherry. Sherry. No, sherry.
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Sherry. No, sherry.
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You're saying... Shelley, Shelley.
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You see, it's not difficult when you
try.
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No, no.
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Yeah, yeah, nice, yeah.
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Well, answer it. All right, I know what
you've done, madam.
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Oh, God.
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All right, then I know what you've done,
God.
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No, Mr.
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McGee, sir.
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Certainly, Mr.
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McGee, sir.
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No, I am madam.
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Madam, yes. I am madam. Madam, madam.
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Now let them in and apologise.
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for the house being so untidy. I'll be
in the bedroom.
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Oh, yes, OK.
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All right.
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Hello, dear.
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The madame of this disorderly house is
waiting for you in her
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bedroom.
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Madame, you've got your first customer.
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No, no.
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I'm Mr Nicholls and this is Mrs...
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You have a double chin.
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Beg your pardon?
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You have a double chin.
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You have a double chin.
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Oh, double chin.
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You have water with wee.
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With what?
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With wee.
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It's spelt with a wee, not with a wobble
you.
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Check it, check it, check it. Oh, thank
you very much.
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Too bloody small for me, innit?
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Wow!
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George, Margaret, lovely to see you. I
say, I like your dress.
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Oh, just a little something I ran up.
You nearly fell off the top.
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Not a something, eh, George?
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Wouldn't mind a little drinky -poo. How
about a spot of Harry Shampers?
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Your wife like a drink, yes?
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She's not my wife. I haven't got a wife.
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Oh.
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Who lay for you?
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I beg your pardon? I say, who lay for
you?
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Hip, hip, who lay for you?
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You a bachelor?
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Or your father?
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I'll do that. Thank you. All right.
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Get out of the way, will you?
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The agency said they'd send someone
round.
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I'm sorry about this.
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Charles, switch the stove off under the
minestrone.
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the human being I have ever encountered.
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It is too late to apologize.
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very good man
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What is it called?
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Muck.
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Your voice would thrill a nation.
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Your face would be adored.
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You'd make a great sensation with wealth
and fame. Your reward.
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And if you should kiss the way you kiss
when we are...
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Aren't we forgetting something now of
what Daddy says before each meal?
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Go easy on the butter.
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Oh, yes, my dear.
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I see you before the altar.
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Standing at the altar.
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Yes. And you're all in white. You're
dressed all in white.
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Yes, my dear.
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You are going to become a droid.
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How many pockets he has?
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Oh, Ethel, look. Ethel, look at that.
Look at that. What does he look
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like? What sort of woman could fancy
anything that looks...
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We had a puncture and had to change the
tyre. Ah.
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Oh, look, Timmy, bath them all.
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Were they all right?
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Oh, I had a little bit of trouble with
the redhead, but once I showed him over
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his bath, he was as good as gold.
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Right? Head, head.
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