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Yaaaaaay!

Okay, it's gonna be good. It' all good

It'll...

Good

Just a house

Of fraternity

So guys

Empty natter party this weekend?

Yes my baby boy is leaving for college tomorrow

Your car is all packed.

Are you ready to go?

Yeah, I think everything's ready

Mom! You don't have to do everything for an adult

Yes but your adult with a lot of unpackging

More packages

What?!

No no it' s mix-up from Amazon

Another package

NO

It''s Phoenix and Christy

Why are they here

Do you know how much they like YOU

Oh, damn. Well it's nice to have another big strong man

as a...

Do I think something will happen with her?

Let us decide and take this job for the pay

Ladies can you help me out

You have him all settled in

And unpacked and taken care of

There is no food

Because i had get some food

We are here help whatever you need

What do we need

Oh, my God!

Fuck.

You ready to go?

You know it.

TING!

Whew, what a workout girls

That kicked in my ass

Oh god

My thighs

inner thighs are just burning like

unbelievable

Look at the game kids

Yeah

Aren't your thigh's hurting

So guys

Empty nutter party this weekend

OMG

Yes

I might need me points

Leaving for college tomorrow

What is the basis of our friendship

Well

i would say that we are

We're like-minded, intelligent

Goal oriented

Focused

And did I mention the fitness part?

We enjoy nature

The outdoors

The sun

Just nature in general

No

Definitely not

Well there's always this knitting

NO!

No!

Fucking Christy.

Aww, your boy is leaving?

This is something to celebrate

You know when we became empty masters

It was like a second honeymoon

Gary and I were fucking all over the house

It wa so good until

We got bored and then

Oh god no

Jim's on business all the time

And don't have energy for that

Or divorce

You'd be surprised

Speaking of, when is that new coach

that you're hosting coming in town?

And what was his name again.

His name is Rodrigo and he comes on Wednesday

Well let's just all hope

we don't have a repeat

of what happened last time girls

Last time...

I mean do really need to bring it up again

No not like its gonna happen

Oh god

What are the odds

if lasth time happened

And that's what led to the divorce.

What happened?

What happened?!

Oh God, I can't really believe you're bringing another youth coach into the house!

Her track record is awful...

Seriously guys what happened last time!?

Mom you really didn'y have too

Ugh, he's gonna be eating ramen and cooking on a hot plate before you know it.

Do you know this is your last chance at nutrients before you reach the workforce?

I'm grown man mom

Oh i knew that baby

Orange juice

Of course

You know im bit of natropath

I like to squeeze my own juices and, you know make my own soaps.

You know stuff like that

Lime dry

My laundry

Do i reject the term?

Super mom

Yeah

Probably do a little bit

No one calls you that

Some people

Who

Well

Your car is all packed

Are you ready to go?

Yeah, I think i have everything.

Good!

More packages

What?!

No no...

Oh god this is old stuff

It's just a mix up from Amazon

So any for me

No

They're for something important

You scan the packages

And it'll tell if need signature

If doesn't

Then just leave

I like to press the bell sometimes, though.

Another package?

No! It's Phoenix and Christy

Why are Phoenix and Christy here

Do you know how much they like you

My mom hates being alone

Im gonna go get that

Just eat your face

Its probably just more packages

ITS NOT

Sure.

Dude, open your mouth!

Me again? Packages for you

You know I think i'd get more face time with you than my own husband

Well we do get a lot of packages

Well maybe if the ultimate one then ill have finally completed mission

Well can you imagine

Oh this is Dan he's in training

Oh, damn. Well it's nice to have another big strong man-azon

Do I think something will happen with her?

Let us decide and take this job to the bank

You see we Manazon delivery guys

We're the new milkmen

These pampered bored women see us everyday

We're part of their daily schedules.

We show up in uniform,

we bring small dopamine bursts

in the form endless cardboard shopping sprees

Most importantly though

were around during peak housewife hours

when everyone else isn't

Were there when they are most sexually dissatisfied

Wait, can I rephrase that?

So same time tomorrow.

Yes ma'am!

Look forward to seeing a lot more of both of you

Has it happened yet well no

But by my calculations it's only matter time

It is methodical certainty

That, or I've wasted my 20s.

And he was hot so...

Oh my god! Hey!!

You made us

Ohh and i brought snacks

Aww little bitty cookies

Where is the little pipsy cat?

Right inside

Go get that door

Phoenix and Christy have really taken an interest in Parker

and it means a lot to boys like him

because you see, he'shy-

Mom stop!

So obviously capsular contractions can happen

but stop working out like that is not me we know that

by the way why is this sad?

Oh, such a kidder. He loves my cooking!

How's the juice?

Interesting

Ready to go mom

Yes yes here

Look who is here

Oh baby we are so proud of you

You're such good friends

Yeah, you know what's crazy though is I could probably live that kid.

Please don't

You ready to go?

Yes

Yeah

You know it

It's a lovely morning, and I'm feeling better than ever

The theory is that whatever side of the brain is dominant has the edge

So that gives men an edge

But once we switch to more visual society which it happens right now

It gets very exciting

We're on those two sides

on the precipice of switching to a feminine right-brain resurgence, so...

Ooh! I'd love to see how that worked out with the last lecture.

Here's your trick kids

You want an academic look away?

Then ask them questions they know more about than you do

If you're desperate

There is correlation between

The difficulty in life in any given region and society

and the strictness of their community's marriage laws, you know?

Basically if life is hard. If it is life or death

If you have a marriage union then in order to survive

things are hard so there will be more punitive laws

But!

But if life is easier, and we see that in certain societies and regions.

If they have easy access to water

Easy access to food

And the weather is comfortable all year long

Then of course they're going have looser relationships

Relationships? Do you know that

A woman just had put out the shoes on her man

On a front porch

to signify the end of the relationship.

You know, it's really interesting

The main thing that we are seeing is

this visual resurgence

It is really evident in everything

that we're doing now

Look at where written word

being overtaken by technology

and a visual medium

I mean look!

Even through communications

We text each other, right?

We text each other those little emojis.

You know the happy faces and smiley big plants sometimes

That is the change of our language

we're texting or using that in place

Of written words

And so now

The oral is gone nowadays

There's no need for like marriage as a life

Or death situation

So you don't have to get married

To live

or die, or not die.

So basically now we are getting to the point

where need do be freer I guess

Freier!

Much freer

Set us all free

Technology has set us freed

because it's taken the brunt of life

and just made it comfortable

livable like something

Am afraid he is only gonna eat cheese

out a can for next 4 years?

A little

Do I think these kids can even survive a power outage?

No.

But, at some point you just have to let go

And this is me letting go

Okay it's gonna be good

It' all good

Good

Just house of fraternity

Im going the kitchen

Okay, this is good.

This is good...

Oh my god!

This soap thing

You know what a mom does

Get everything ready

I need to really clean thing

Oh, my God.

There's no food...

I need to assess the situation and see what we need

Um..

What do you want me

Okay, okay.

I'm going for some groceries!

Mom you don't have to do everything for me

Yes but you're an adult with a lot of unpacking

Mr

You got something on your

What?

Your face

Right there

It's English

Oh good

Try Sigma

I'll try anything, huh?

Alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta...

Ladies can you help me out.

You have to get him all settled in

and unpacked and taken care of okay

because i have to get him some food!

We are here help whatever you need

Um..I'm gonna go

To the grocery store right now

Get my stuff

Umm okay

Listen baby

Now if want some those little snacks

that like so much

Yo just ahead

And text OK baby

Uh-huh.

You're gonna love this kid!

We're here whatever you need

Aw, thank you so much

I know you'll take good care of him

No thanks

He'such a big boy now

Yes...a big boy

What is this?

What your mom going to tell

about the birds and bees

Nah

i'm good on that

Thanks

Okay then

Do have any questions

Yeah just

A little bit closer

To

Is she in on

This too

Christy?

What do you think, sexy.

Here's the deal...

We love to have flings with young attractive men

Well you're young and attractive

And you are a younger and more attractive

Seeing as how live on your own now

we think it is fair game

Right Christy

Do any more questions

Maybe some

Uh, no. I think i'm all caught up

So do l

No we're not going to go there

Here we and in 5...4

Thanks Mark great segment

There is going be a tremendous amount of pressure coming from the south

with major wind gusts.

Pretty cool, my host is the weather girl!

This it Rodrigo's room

Great segment guys

Very professional

Hey you two

I need you to take the lenses in and get them serviced

before next shoot

Got this

Im sticking around

Outstanding

Pressure coming from south

With major wind gusts

Why are you taking pictures of me?

Seems like your blouse

Is see through

My blouse is see-through.

There we go!

I work at the local news channel

Hopefully you'll love the weather girls in this country too

I know what it is!

It takes two to tango.

Sometimes three

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