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(THIS SERIES IS AN ADULT ANIMATION INTENDED FOR VIEWERS WHO ARE OF LEGAL AGE ACCORDING TO LOCAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS.)

(THIS STORY IS PURELY FICTIONAL AND BEARS NO RELATION TO REAL PEOPLE, ORGANIZATIONS, OR EVENTS.)

(ALL CHARACTERS ARE OF LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT.)

(THE TITLE MAY CONTAIN SENSITIVE CONTENT SUCH AS SEXUAL OR VIOLENT SCENES. DO NOT IMITATE.)

ALL CHARACTERS, ORGANIZATIONS, PLACES, LAWS AND NAMES ARE PURELY FICTIONAL.

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT THE WORK CONTAINS SOME EXTREME LANGUAGE.

Now, the Dick Launching Ceremony is about to begin.

10, 9, 8...

The opening kicked off with a few fireworks.

It is said to represent the letters SHO, the symbol of lewdness.

3, 2, 1...

Eh? N-L-N-S?

So that is the answer you've chosen.

Senpai.

Now!

The New Hamedori-kun Mass Outbreak Operation...

commence!

Let's go.

Yeah.

Engage!

NUKITASHI THE ANIMATION

Just the failed creations of the ones before

Some rebel elements, rotten to the core

Beyond the wire fence, a world of sleek design

I stared it down, a secret that was only mine

Inside the perfect world that someone else designed

If we were different, we were always left behind

In a gentle world for everyone to behold

Someone untold cried in agony

Just a laughing mob, a mindless flock of crows,

Always saying "NO" to things that nobody knows

With values and with normalcy they pose

Armed with all their theories, I suppose

And then they call us useless pros

Even if you know that you are in the wrong

Remember what it means to live your life and to be strong

If you truly wish you could change today right now

With that very heart, go on and show them

Don't you hesitate, don't ever stop

Destroy it, make the whole world drop

With all that passion, pierce right through it all

Go anywhere you want

Can't even love yourself?

Of the impatience or the mess you've made

Because right here and now, we're standing tall

We are alive and breathing after all

SHAVED ICE - CANDY APPLE TAKOYAKI - DICK LAUNCHING CEREMONY

COTTON CANDY - SPONGE CAKE

QUESTION ABOUT THE NEW SEX LAW What?

There are 60 million dicks in Japan alone?!

That's insane!

It's the new dawn of Japan!

Ryoma must be thrilled!

QUESTION ABOUT NANASE KATAGIRI You've got to be kidding me.

I heard she was XXX.

But she still has a XXX.

Well, that's a turn-on in its own right.

Whoa!

What's that?

Ariadne Protocol.

Engage!

They made their move.

Five Hamedori-kun are approaching!

They are heading to the port while jamming our devices!

Just as Touka-sama reported.

All hands to battle stations.

The Stronghold Formation!

Ah!

That's the...

final defense formation designed for the invasion of the anti-pervert forces.

Defend the Guillotine!

Capture the Magical Dick at all costs!

That is the true way...

to protect the daily life you love.

The things you truly want...

are really hard to get, aren't they, senpai?

Hostile genitalia approaching, overwhelming numbers!

They're all soaking wet.

Disperse!

Break through by blending in with the swarm of Hamedori-kun.

It's a full-on dick!

I'll provide support.

And you, Tachibana-san?

To Nanase-chan!

Yes.

Leave it to me.

Switching radar to Dogfight mode.

Master Arm On!

This is the moment of truth.

It's all or nothing!

Let's do this!

Yeah.

It's time for the ring-entering ceremony.

I'm coming for you, Nanase!

How's the situation?

FS is moving to defend the Guillotine, a crucial part of the new law,

and to secure the Anti-Copulation Force.

What about that thing they have a warrant out for?

You mean the Magical Dick?

It certainly looked arousing,

but nothing more than that.

A Magical Dick, huh?

What a sight to see.

This is Null Base, I've reached the beach.

This isn't my forte, but I'll cause a diversion.

A frontal attack?

What a reckless strategy!

So it's a cunnilingus strategy.

The enemy is trying to blend in with the swarm of Hamedori-kun.

We'll suppress them before that happens.

They saw through it.

Damn it!

XXX dolls! Not on my watch!

Your little sister will buy you some time.

Big brother!

Did it explode?

It's just a smoke bomb! Learn something for once!

Got him! The Magical Dick!

What?

You say "dick," you mean "thick!"

You say "thick," you mean "dick!"

Another useless data

Instructor Rei, what about the confiscated costume?

Just leave them on the patrol boat!

As expected, the enemy has disguised themselves as Hamedori-kun.

Mozume.

I made it for this exact purpose.

An advanced version of the XXX profile system.

The Magical Dick Tracking System.

Found it.

It's the Magical Dick.

That's him! Don't let him get away!

These guys...

But I have...

a military-grade combat suit treated with a special DLO-0 material, the Hame Armor.

Pointless!

Worthless!

Flawless.

Unless you have a way to win against these numbers.

Tsk!

It accurately tracks the Magical Dick, regardless of its XXX state!

There's nowhere to hide your dick.

Dick?

T-The dick is...

There are too many dicks.

Are these landmines?

Then I just have to make it a thousand dicks!

Dick-shaped landmines mass-produced with a 3D printer.

I've named it: Spermines.

I knew you guys would come after my dick.

This is Hamedori-kun and Magical Dick Mass Outbreak Hame Operation!

We fell for their trap!

This is the cock of a king who commands all.

Be sure to savor it!

Spit out your pre-cum!

I'm no longer afraid of my own dick,

as long as everyone accepts me.

T-The battlefield is full of dicks.

Point C! Unidentified flying objects approaching from the rear!

It's UFD!

They're all over the place...

Are those flying dicks?!

Are you stupid? Dicks can't fly...

The Dick-shaped Propeller Drone, the Cock-Shock!

Go!

Point C is destroyed?!

The dicks have multiplied?

Not by sexual reproduction?

Wait.

Target acquired at Point B!

That chair... I'm sure I saw it at Perverted Land, too

M-Man down! XXX down!

Aiming precisely at the XXX.

And with a ricochet at that!

Sniper eliminated.

Hame.

Oh, what a big bird.

It's Hamedori-kun.

The scientific name is Aptenodytes Seiranhitoura.

There's no way I can beat someone so big.

It's karaoke for dinner tonight!

I think you mean Yu Lin Ji chicken.

I'm everyone's senpai.

A senpai can't...

run away in a place like this!

Oh my, is it night already?

Could it be... that I'm actually strong?

Points A, B, and C are all destroyed.

One target has broken through the security gate,

and is approaching the port.

Stop them! At all costs!

I hear you!

Environmental destruction feels so good!

Now's our chance.

Go for it!

Tachibana-san.

Deploy Squad 3, with the fewest casualties, to the bay area.

We can still win this...

Wait, another one is approaching.

An ambush?!

Hame!!!

Don't underestimate me.

Rei-chan.

Hinami... Why?

Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to tell you.

But...

W-Wait, Hinami, I can't fight you.

But I have to.

Because I'm a senpai.

This is for Tachibana-kun and the others.

Tachibana?

You said Tachibana?!

Oops.

So he is the leader of the Anti-Copulation Force?

The owner of the Magical Dick?

What are you doing?

Tch, to lose to a measly dick!

I can't leave it to you guys anymore.

I'm putting FS under SHO's command.

W-What?

Round up the useless ones!

Assign them to defend the Guillotine ship!

B-But if we focus all our forces without having the enemy located, we'll...

- be vulnerable in a close-range fight! - Shut up!

Do you want FS to be disbanded?

Hurry up and get ready!

We're setting sail.

Open the sluice gate!

Big sister.

Please look.

The Guillotine ship is setting sail.

The ship will now penetrate to the designated sea area,

where the ceremony will reach its climax!

Along with the execution of the Anti-Copulation Force's ringleader,

Nanase Katagiri.

Lewd Sex will spread throughout the country.

Nukitashi.

I've been waiting for you.

Darling.

Hame.

So, what should I call you?

Nekobana-kun?

Or rather, Junnosuke Tachibana-kun?

You're so stubborn, darling.

Since you had the King Cock,

you should've had some fun with it

You'll lose to me again.

Want to give it a try?

I'm not the same person I was then.

The flowers on the table are patiently waiting,

but the wait will soon be over.

With a drawn blade, shall we now exchange sweet nothings?

Such a cool line!

I'm not done yet!

Dual wielding?!

It's a new weapon forged from a special D10-O material to tear out ass hole.

The Chrysanthemum Blade, my trump card.

You want to do anal, right!?

Penetrator pierces through the XXX!

Chrysanthemum Blade tears the anus.

This is the famous "king and rook fork" formation!

You made something dirty just for me.

I'm so happy.

Take this!

This intense attack is making me look forward to the sex later.

You don't understand anything.

You can't have intercourse without love!

Love is something that comes after intercourse.

The alphabet proves it.

Shut up, I'm Japanese.

Love comes before any words.

I wonder about that.

I've been waiting for this moment.

I can't pull it out.

It's the 21st century.

A toy like a rusty Japanese sword from hundreds of years ago,

can it compete with a modern, extra-thick vibrator?

No way.

I've got you.

It's over.

Just kidding.

What?!

I already told you before.

I'm much better at groundwork.

Trump card should be saved for last, right?

Show me how long you can last.

So big!

I've been waiting...

for my fated dick.

Go for it.

Use that huge, thick, hard cock,

stir my XXX into a mess.

Become the one who rules over sex, the Sex Emperor.

And you'll reign supreme over the world.

That's right.

Flaunt this dick and make them understand my might!

Alright.

I'll do as you wish.

That's more like it.

Better savor it!

This is my...

Magical Dick!

Fire!

This is just fake cum!

I'm an expert at finishing on my own!

I'm getting serious now-

Your perversion and my stubbornness.

The one that's truly hard and strong...

is me!

So you've finally gathered, you slowpokes.

Maritime security! Board the small craft, now!

What's with that face?

Act like the pawn you are!

In the end, we're just...

We've finally arrived.

This is the designated drop-off point for Fumino-chan, right?

Yes.

The mission entrusted to me by Tachibana-san,

I will get it done.

PURE VIRGIN

I've come to save you, comrade.

Jun.

This chain...

It can only be undone with sex, huh...

What a detestable thing!

Why?

Why did you come to save me?

I've come to save my comrade.

You can use this chaos to escape the island!

Hurry up and run.

I won't run away.

Never again.

Why?

If we had Fumino, we could have crushed the ordinance.

It's meaningless without you, Nanase.

NLNS is a team for getting you and me home safely.

Damn it.

Nanase, so you still remember.

Everything from the past.

Then why?

If it's going to eat you up with guilt,

then it's better that you don't know.

That's why this time...

I wanted to create a place for you.

I wanted to become your true comrade.

Next time for sure,

no matter what, I'll be your ally.

I've always wanted to say that.

Thanks to you,

Asane and I've made friends.

No, not just us.

Wata-chan.

Misaki.

Fumino.

No one is alone anymore.

Even the FS, our enemy.

In a sense, I realized they're the same as us.

Nanase.

I was saved by you,

my first love,

twice on this island.

So let me say it again.

I'm truly sorry for what I put you through back then.

I will never make you suffer again.

I will fight everything that makes you suffer.

Jun.

Tachibana-kun.

You are the one...

who understands me for who I am.

Yeah.

This time for sure, I won't regret it.

Yeah.

It's fine, Tachibana-kun.

Nanase, this...

Yeah.

I can finally accept it.

Nanase.

Eh? Are you okay?

My thing is kinda intense.

Your womb might fall just by putting it in.

I'm fine.

I've already fallen for you.

So happy.

I'm actually having sex with you.

Is that the girl?

Are you here for the handover?

I don't know how much she's worth in this state,

but leave the rest to us.

My apologies.

But I'm not coming.

What?

I know the anus inside and out.

Do you understand what that means?

You are our bargaining chip.

The area has been cleared.

So you've come all this way to see me.

Senpai.

I've come to save you.

Well, that's wonderful.

The threads I weave will be your chilling cage.

A quiet space where tension dances.

Come now,

shall we see if you can still dance once your body is torn to pieces?

Hey, it has been a while

We finally met again

I wonder, have you been doing okay

Just kidding! So happy, but I'm also blushing

Hey, maybe not this one

maybe not that one too

I fret about the little things I've done

Will you even notice

I tried my very best to dress up nicely for everyone

Should I be bold and make a move

No guarantee that you will approve

It's all or nothing? I can't do that

Ahhh, I think I have fallen flat

This story that I share with you

Has way too many options

Got to make my mind up and be brave

So the role of heroine is mine to be

It has to be real love

It must be from your love

Cause even I am so in love with you

A cliché story's not the thing for me

And laying plot points, how can that be

Worry, worry, worry, and then fall

Keep worrying and falling

It has to be real love

It must be from your love

Don't forget the promise that we made

I'm just kidding, a sweet lie is okay

Actually, what I want is the real thing

Ahhh... I'm begging, please love me