Original subtitles

(THIS SERIES IS AN ADULT ANIMATION INTENDED FOR VIEWERS WHO ARE OF LEGAL AGE ACCORDING TO LOCAL LAWS AND REGULATIONS.)

(THIS STORY IS PURELY FICTIONAL AND BEARS NO RELATION TO REAL PEOPLE, ORGANIZATIONS, OR EVENTS.)

(ALL CHARACTERS ARE OF LEGAL AGE OF CONSENT.)

(THE TITLE MAY CONTAIN SENSITIVE CONTENT SUCH AS SEXUAL OR VIOLENT SCENES. DO NOT IMITATE.)

We have no obligation to introduce ourselves,

but I'll make an exception, so listen up.

We are the ones who bring down the hammer on all loveless, perverted sex.

The Anti-Copulation Force.

Eh?

The NLNS.

N-NLNS?

What's that?

It's obviously short for No Love, No Sex...

Jun?

Jun!

NUKITASHI THE ANIMATION

Just the failed creations of the ones before

Some rebel elements, rotten to the core

Beyond the wire fence, a world of sleek design

I stared it down, a secret that was only mine

Inside the perfect world that someone else designed

If we were different, we were always left behind

In a gentle world for everyone to behold

Someone untold cried in agony

Just a laughing mob, a mindless flock of crows,

Always saying "NO" to things that nobody knows

With values and with normalcy they pose

Armed with all their theories, I suppose

And then they call us useless pros

Even if you know that you are in the wrong

Remember what it means to live your life and to be strong

If you truly wish you could change today right now

With that very heart, go on and show them

Don't you hesitate, don't ever stop

Destroy it, make the whole world drop

With all that passion, pierce right through it all

Go anywhere you want

Can't even love yourself?

For the impatience or the mess you've made

Because right here and now, we're standing tall

We are alive and breathing after all

Fumino Kotoyose was taken by the Anti-Copulation Force.

How do you plan to explain this?

We deeply apologize.

What were you all doing with so many people gathered?

I can't waste funds on incompetents like you.

I will suggest to Hitoura-sama to cut the FS personnel.

Your every move is being checked.

Don't you forget it, you shitty XXX!

What is Ikuko's condition?

Her life is not in danger,

but she has huge XXX-shaped bruises in her vagina and cervix.

She's lost her recent memories due to the shock of being hit by the truck.

Then she probably doesn't remember the identity...

of the Anti-Copulation Force either.

For Ikuko's sake, we must capture...

and send them to the Guillotine.

Otherwise...

we'll lose our home.

But they are formidable.

If our personnel is reduced,

capturing them will become even more difficult.

How about we increase it instead?

Our squads.

It hurts.

My whole body hurts.

The inside of my back hurts like hell!

Big Bro's body is falling apart...

It's been like that since he woke up.

Give me more morphine!

If we inject any more, you'll become a brain-dead addict.

Give it to me.

I heard you woke up.

How are you feeling?

Oh, Fumino.

I'm fine now.

Stop showing off.

Shut up.

Once again, Tachibana-sama,

thank you so much for saving us. We are deeply grateful.

T-Thank you.

During the sport-gasm festival too.

It's not just about saving you.

I heard you are the key to crush the Perverted Ordinance.

Am I wrong?

I don't know myself.

But if someone says so, then that possibility is quite likely.

Either way,

in the end, we were the ones who were saved.

Then,

big brother, as I thought, your virginity...

Virginity?

Jun had a rough past.

Due to various circumstances, he became impotent with a XXX complex.

But he was forced to get an erection.

Probably against his will.

Is it okay to laugh?

No.

By my standards,

if there's mucous membrane contact, you're no longer virgin.

Which means I'm also...

no longer a proud virgin.

Junnosuke Tachibana is dead.

Poor Big Brother.

Well, you know.

If you were forced to get an erection, it doesn't count, right?

Is that so?

That's right.

How should I put it...

After all, sex needs love, right?

I see.

You're right.

That's right.

Only when a man ejaculates from his heart does he truly lose his virginity.

- That's right! That's it! - So gullible.

- My pride is... still alive! - Such gullible.

Beyond gullible.

Ta-da!

This is...

Well, it's like a welcome party and a rally.

A welcome party?

Embarrassingly, we're also virgins,

so we were hoping to join you guys.

We look forward to working with you.

Well then, shall we have our leader give a toast?

Woo-hoo! Leader!

We are...

comrades with a shared goal.

We've been oppressed by lewdness and on the run,

let's fight back.

From now on...

No, now is the time.

Yeah.

By defeating the evil known as lewd sex, we will live for true love.

That is our purpose of NLNS, No Love No Sex!

Yeah!

Just a few days ago,

it was just me and Asa-chan, huddling together...

enduring the pressure of lewdness.

Uhm...

"No Love No Sex" means if there's no love, it's not sex,

which is a very shallow meaning.

Hehe, let him be.

Tachibana-kun, you're bad at English, aren't you?

Mmph, mmph.

I will protect these comrades from the evil hands of lewdness.

No matter what it takes.

I hope there are some promising candidates.

Rei, look at this.

Touka-sama, what is this?

I've deduced about the shape of the object inserted into Ikuko.

The Vagina Profiling System.

To think it was completed.

Even so, this shape...

It's shaped to reap vaginas, isn't it?

Amazing... Its size, radius, hardness...

It's the golden ratio itself.

Truly a one-in-190-million dick.

If we can connect this dick to the guillotine,

we won't need Fumino-san anymore.

Well done, you warriors.

I'll give you further orders on Fumino Kotoyose's handover later.

Handover?

Eh, Fumino-chan is leaving?

No way, we just had a party for her.

Fumino, do you know this person?

I haven't met them,

but I have an idea.

Who are they?

I cannot say for sure,

but they are likely blood relatives.

If they were looking for a blood relative, then it makes sense.

Then what about being the key to crush the ordinance?

It seems Fumino-chan was living in hiding before coming to us.

Alone in an old shrine.

There must be some complicated circumstances.

But if you have a place to return to, we'll help you get there, Fumino.

Yeah.

But FS won't just stand by, right?

What if big brother gets fucked again?

No doubt, FS is strong.

But we can make use of that strength!

THERE IS NO FUTURE FOR FS'S BRUTAL TYRANNY!

If we know the enemy's movements,

the success rate of the handover should increase dramatically.

Jun.

To disrupt them from the inside,

it's not a bad idea to jump into the lion's den.

No way.

We're going to penetrate FS.

MINOTSUKI ACADEMY

He's a really good boy.

I guarantee it.

Recruitment is already over.

But if you say so.

I-It's you...

The Royal Dick!

Royal Dick?

Junnosuke Tachibana.

I wish to enlist.

Don't joke around.

The FS has no need for the likes of you.

Please.

My sister's a net addict, I need money for her treatment.

What?

Come on, Rei-chan, please.

Well...

I guess it's okay to let him take the enlistment training.

I've been training my body daily.

I'm confident in my stamina.

Oh. Then prove it by passing the enlistment training.

If you can keep up, that is.

Line up!

I'm your instructor, Rei Tadasugawa.

Don't open your XXX unless you're spoken to or performing XXX!

And put a "sir" before and after you spit out XXX.

Got it?

Sir, yes, sir!

I do not discriminate.

Impotent, short-dicked,

premature ejaculator, gross groin, huge labia...

No matter what, I will treat you the same.

Because you are all equally worthless sperm!

Sir, yes, sir!

I will raise you into respectable sperm that won't be ashamed to creampie someone!

I will wrap useless sperm in a condom,

and eliminate it from our beloved FS.

That is my duty.

Understood?

Sir, yes, sir!

You there, your stance is sloppy.

It's the same as sex.

If your dick isn't erect with proper posture,

you can't ejaculate.

Sir, yes, sir!

You there.

What's with that condom-like belt?

State your name.

Sir, I am Shuu Nakamura, sir!

For a mere XXX, don't you dare use a human-like name!

From now on, you are Schubert.

Got it, Mozart?

Sir, yes, sir!

Su! Su!

And you are Susuko!

Sir.

Do you know why?

Sir, yes, sir, su!

Don't pant unless it's during sex!

Are you imitating a porn star?

Sir, no, sir!

For someone who can't even get up, Tachibana is a waste of a name.

Nekobana suits you better.

Sir, yes, sir!

I'm returning the aptitude test results.

FS ENLISTMENT TEST RESULTS

You have leadership aptitude?

Nekobana.

A useless person with no social or cooperative skills,

who is fundamentally unsuited for work,

is often said to have "creator aptitude."

Sir, yes, sir!

Having "leadership aptitude" is the same thing.

You're the garbage of society, a piece of trash, and scum!

Remember that, you incompetent creator!

Sir, yes, sir!

So annoying.

I'll cook you a meal that's good for physical fatigue.

True or false question.

When climaxing from lewd sex, you must moan with an "oho" voice.

True.

The answer is false.

You must also moan with an "oho" voice even when you're not climaxing.

Damn it.

Is that DMV trick question?

Tachibana-san, I'm applying the Hip Erotic Bandage.

This will make you yelp.

Ahh... Hotori...

Please relax your anus.

I-It feels good.

What is that? My head feels fuzzy.

Opp, Nanase-san's brain is being fried!

It's called NTR.

I can't possibly let you do this for my sake after all.

No, I'm the one who can't forgive FS.

Because they called me Nekobana.

- Cause you are impotent. - Cause you can't get erect.

I'll show them.

I'll make that instructor see that I'm essential!

Nukitashi.

STUDENT COUNCIL ROOM

Su, su, su... Su, su, su...

I-I can't squirt any more, suu!

You can't serve in the FS if you chicken out...

after squirting just once or twice.

Strive to be able to have 19 consecutive orgasms!

Y-Yes, ma'am, suu!

A XXX this tight is not in my data...

I'm cumming.

Not "I'm cumming", but "Get pregnant, now!"

You XXX over there.

If all you do is moan "an an," even a women's magazine could do that!

So the time's come.

- The Sex-Production Training... - Yes, one more time!

Yes, sir.

What's wrong?

This is also FS's job.

You should join in quickly.

Half-assed excuses won't work on the instructor.

Then, as planned...

I am impotent.

Impotent?

Here's the medical certificate.

This is indeed...

In that case, XXX or XXX.

My skin is too sensitive so I can't.

I'm allergic to XXX juice.

Huh?

Then why did you ask me to have sex during the sport-gasm festival?

Is it wrong for an impotent man to want sex?

That's discrimination! Impotent discrimination!

To say something so provocative in this day and age...

To make it up, you must overcompensate me!

You bastard, that's enough...

Hold on, Rei.

Senpai.

May I confirm something?

Confirm?

Hey...

Lately, I've been getting erections strangely easily.

Why?

Since when?

I am the leader of NLNS.

This level of pleasure is nothing!

Oh my, so it's true.

Normally, you would get rock hard.

When it comes to aphrodisiac effects stronger than Touka-sama's...

only Ikuko comes to mind.

Since I'm impotent, there's nothing you can do?

Mmm...

I'll overcompensate you.

You have a sick sister, right?

PHYSICAL LABOR Instead, I'll work you to the bone.

Got it?

Sir...

Sir, yes, sir!

Wow, that looks delicious, hame.

This the rubbing pleasure bowl made of juicy abalone and hard rock shellfish.

If you say "It looks fucking delicious!"...

You can swap your side of pickles for a dick for free, hame.

What are you spacing out for?!

Your dick can't even get hard.

I hate discrimination and impotence.

Work your ass off.

She's a walking contradiction.

But the fatigue from training is getting to me.

If I let my guard down, I'll lose consciousness.

Nekobana-paisen, here you go.

Dried squid.

If you chew it, you won't fall asleep.

And it smells like semen, so you won't get caught.

Oh, that helps.

Susuko?

Su.

Ah, that...

What button is that?

Ah, this is...

It's a Moan Button.

According to my data, it was...

huge trend on Seiran Island a few years ago.

You are...

Schubert, right?

Yeah. Pleasure to meet you, Nekobana-kun.

There's nothing not in my data.

I grew up on Seiran Island, so I know it well.

You grew up on Seiran Island?

Then do you know a quiet girl with brown hair?

She's a kid who transferred out in the middle of her time in C-Class.

Hmm...

Sorry, she's not in my data.

Is she an acquaintance of yours, Banapai?

Yeah.

Long time ago,

when I was on Seiran Island, she was the only friend I was able to make.

We came to check on Tachibana-kun...

But he seems to be doing quite well.

You two, where is Katagiri-san?

Next on Street XXX-view...

is this person who was nearby, hame.

No, I'm...

Amazingly, this person...

has won first place two years in a row for "Most Amazing XXX."

It's the Legendary XXX, Nanase Katagiri!

Ah, um, hahaha, nice to meet you.

Speaking of Nanase-san,

she's famous for having a XXX that connects all the way to outer space.

So how do you take care of your XXX?

Basically, with a XXX bucket relay.

Hey, hey, hey!

What a fine woman.

Let me screw you too.

It's a yakuza.

They're called "anti-social forces" these days.

Never mind the term, Katagiri-san is...

I want to try it once in front of the camera.

Hey, film this.

Excuse me.

The show has a schedule to follow.

Say what? Are you messing with me?

In middle school, I sent 20 of those shitty delinquents to the hospital.

I'm Hashimoto from Class 2!

Hiyah!

Just so you know, I'm also in the SHO's Special Combat Unit.

I was moved to public relations because I'm too beautiful...

but I won't lose to an amateur.

Everyone, we apologize for the inappropriate content earlier.

I'll take this.

Ah, a gat.

You should at least say "pistol."

That uses ammunition made for the Special Combat Unit,

its power is no different from a real gun!

Help! A man is holding a gun!

You're a Special Combat Unit member, right?

So noisy.

If you don't shut up,

I'll shoot this girl... this creepy mascot.

Making fun of me? You stupid bird!

I'm Hashimoto from Class 2.

What's with that crazy guy?

What do we do, squad leader?

Calm down, it's time for meat shield tactic.

You crazy bitch!

Eh?

Ah, no...

Who the hell are you?

Looks like you wanna die.

If I move carelessly, Nanase will be in danger.

I have to distract him.

Huh? This sound is...

I used to do it in middle school, the fountain of fucking.

Now is the time!

Y-You bastard...

Crap!

This life-or-death situation is making my dick hard again.

Jun.

Jun.

Nekobana-san.

Banapai!

Are you okay?

Thank goodness.

We were worried.

Was that you?

The trainee who rashly jumped out and provoked the mob.

One mistake and it could have been a disaster.

You are not fit to be in FS.

State your name.

I...

Sir su!

I am Susuko.

I overlooked the suspicious person.

Therefore, we are also complicit.

You guys...

Eh, I'm not to blame, am I?

Due to the trainee's blunder, we've caused trouble for SHO.

Tadasugawa.

- What kind of training did you... - But to begin with...

director Senba had her handgun stolen.

Sorry, I'm always so absent-minded.

Loading a riot gun during PR activities is also a rule violation.

If you stop now, we can call it even.

Submit a report! Due today!

Instructor Tadasugawa.

Your split-second decision wasn't bad.

And neither is your shooting.

Tachibana.

I'm glad he's safe.

Heh, a yakuza?

I wanted to fight him for my rehab.

But that trainee, huh...

He seems quite quick-witted.

Might be a good fit for Squad 1.

Heh, whatever.

He's probably weaker than me, though.

Found you.