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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for livin' ♪
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♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road and
A road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is
Up to you, my friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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Okay, okay. Car's all loaded
with kids and food.
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Hey, anybody see that big loaf
of french bread?
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Uh-oh.
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The whole loaf?
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I'm carbing up.
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I wanted to be at my peak
for the race.
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They are going to have to roll
you over the finish line.
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Yeah, come on. Angela, don't
take this stuff seriously.
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There's no pressure to win,
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although I've never lost.
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Tony, if you want to pick
another partner,
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I won't be insulted.
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Mona--
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Tony!
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No, no. Just kidding.
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Hey, how we supposed
to win this race
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if I can't
pull your leg?
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It's just you're
a first-rate athlete.
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I'm just not sure these legs
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are good enough
to run alongside your legs.
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Hey, no way.
Those legs are great.
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Thank you.
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And the gams do not fall
far from the tree.
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All right. All right. Come on.
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Assume the three-legged stance.
Ready?
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On your mark,
get set, go!
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Come on, go!
Come on, go!
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I hope we're faster
than that.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm-- I'm so sorry.
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For the 83rd time,
it is no big deal.
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It is just a sprain,
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and sprains
are a part of sports.
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I just never should have stopped
to pull up my sock.
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You stopped
for a sock?
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It was all bunchy.
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I wouldn't have fallen
if you hadn't tried
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to drag me
across the finish line.
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It was only 10 feet away, and
the Barofskys were closing in.
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You would've won, if Angela
hadn't grabbed your other leg.
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I didn't think an ankle
could bend that far back.
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Neither did I.
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Do we have
to rehash this?
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All right.
Let's forget about the race
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and the fact that we lost out
on a great trophy.
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Yeah, but look
at the bright side.
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Just think how happy
you made the Barofskys.
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[GROANS]
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You'll win next year.
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Yeah, if you dump my mom.
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Ah, look, hey.
Let's forget the race.
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I'm gonna make us all
a very nice dinner.
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No-- Tony, remember
doctor's orders.
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You're supposed
to take it easy.
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Besides, I'd love
to make dinner.
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Angela, one disaster
a day is enough.
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You kidding me?
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I would love to cook.
What would you like?
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Just make it easy,
beans and franks.
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Oh, that sounds great.
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I like that down-home food.
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You kidding me?
Beans and franks.
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I don't open dinner,
I cook it.
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You kidding me?
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We're gonna have
veal parmigiana.
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Thank God.
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Here comes
the hobbling gourmet.
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Okay...
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Okay, let's see...
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Tomatoes.
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Need some tomatoes.
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Ow!
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Good idea,
that's a good idea.
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[GRUNTS]
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Maybe I should help Tony.
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Oh, Angela, you know how
independent he is.
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Let him stand
on his own two feet.
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Nope. I'm gonna
give him a hand.
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TONY:
Angela!
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[TONY CRASHES]
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I'm sorry.
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This time
I'm really sorry.
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Angela, it's no big deal.
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Losing the use
of both your legs
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is just a part of sports.
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Well, I'm going
to take care of you.
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Right.
Watch out for the couch.
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Good save. Ow!
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Please, Angela.
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Let me wheel myself.
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I'm running
out of limbs.
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Can you believe it?
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A hairline fracture
on one foot
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three hours after
spraining the other.
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What are
the odds on that?
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About a million to one,
but I had help.
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Wow! A wheelchair! Cool!
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Ooh, nice set
of wheels, big boy.
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Yeah? What do you say, mama?
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Let's cruise the main drag.
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You know I'm a pushover
for a guy in a convertible.
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Or a four-door...
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Or a compact.
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Or a skateboard.
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You know, Tony,
that's a great cast,
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but what if a pregnant ant
crawls up there,
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lays eggs,
and has babies?
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Jonathan, how do you
think of these things?
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Wait a minute. There was one
in my sock from the picnic!
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Sweetheart, run along and play
with your crustaceans.
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I think I'm going
to spray for ants.
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Dad, Dad, I just remembered.
You're gonna miss
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parents' night at my school.
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That means you won't hear
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what my teachers
have to say about me.
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What do you mean?
Doesn't your school have a ramp?
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[SCOFFS]
Yeah, but the way
you're going,
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you'd end up
in a body cast.
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I could tell you exactly
what my teachers would've said.
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Mr. Black: "Hard worker."
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Um...Mrs. Hopkins:
"Outstanding penmanship."
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Miss Wainwright:
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"She's a charmin' child,
bright as a lightnin' bug."
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You forgot one, you know.
Mr. Micelli:
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"I'm gonna be there if
I have to hire a piano mover."
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Tony, you're supposed
to follow doctor's orders
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and cool it for a week.
The only job you have
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it to take care
of your foot.
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Feet.
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And I'm gonna call somebody
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to take care of the house
and look after you.
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A stranger in my house?
No dice.
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Then there's only one solution.
Things are light at work--
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Great idea! I'll take
a leave of absence.
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Oh, no, you're not
staying home with Tony.
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I don't want
to stay home with Tony.
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I want a week
in Atlantic City.
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Well,
that is not possible.
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You're going to have to
cover for me
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at work while I stay with Tony.
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Double no dice.
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You already have a job.
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There's nothing
I can't handle from home.
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You have to learn to let people
help you with things.
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Well, I'm sorry, Angela.
But that's not my style.
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I'll have you know
when I was in school,
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I had two jobs,
baseball practice,
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and I was dating
the Benedetti twins.
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Let me tell you,
they were enough by themselves.
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I didn't
ask for help then,
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and I'm not asking for help now.
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So if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go take a shower.
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Help me.
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Tony!
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Tony, your comparison shopper
is home.
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Tony?
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To-- Where are you?
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Oh...
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You're all wet.
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Holy mackerel.
You're right!
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What happened to you?
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The sprinklers, Angela.
The sprinklers.
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I wheeled out to the sidewalk
to get the paper.
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And on my way back,
you know what I heard?
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I heard that water
rushing through those pipes.
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The next thing I knew those
little nozzle heads popped up.
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I started wheeling
for my life,
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but I knew it was too late.
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I was caught in a vicious
circle of water pellets.
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[LAUGHING]
You've got to be
more careful.
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You don't know
how to maneuver this thing.
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Says you. Stand back.
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[GASPS]
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Huh?
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This is called a wheelie,
huh?
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And then I...
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[GASPS]
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I get a little comfortable,
eh, you know.
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And then I go...
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[YELPS]
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...how low can I go?
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Well, you just keep
popping your wheelies.
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I guess you're not interested
in what I got at the market.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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What-What did you get?
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[LAUGHS]
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I thought
you weren't interested.
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Of course I'm interest--
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Are those, uh--
Are those paper bags?
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I asked you to get
plastic bags.
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But-- But never mind.
Did you get the tomatoes?
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Of course.
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Okay. Good.
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Tomatoes.
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These are not vine-ripened.
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But they're red.
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Uh...how about
these peaches?
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Nice, huh?
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Overripe. Overripe.
But, uh, hey--
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Hey, they'll be fine, you know.
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As long as we eat them
within the hour.
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Corn flakes.
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Oh, Angela,
I asked you to get the one
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with the pieces
of dehydrated fruit.
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And the little toy inside?
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All right, Angela.
I'll eat the flakes plain.
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I'll probably like 'em better.
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Tony.
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Just out of curiosity,
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did I do anything right?
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I'm sure the expiration date
on the milk is good, you know.
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As long as we have it
with the peaches.
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Bower Agency.
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Hi, Mother, how's it going?
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Oh, swamped with work.
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[CLACKING]
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So much to do,
so little time.
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So, what's up?
How's Tony?
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I'll tell you
how Tony is...
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He's nitpicky and obsessive
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and impossible to please.
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Oh, you mean like you?
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No, he's much worse.
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Mother, I'm about at the end
of my tether.
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Angela, you're giving up
too fast.
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Now, what is it you
always tell me at work?
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Stop talking on the phone?
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Exactly. Got to go.
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Tony...
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I've thought about it,
and I've decided...
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I-- I think we should
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just make today a day
free of conflicts...
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And anxiety.
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I think that we
should just...
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have a real...fun day.
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What?
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I-is something wrong?
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Is it the way
I arranged the pillows?
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Oh, no, I like
the way you did it...
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The new way.
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00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:50,543
A different way...
But a good way.
259
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,171
Score one for Angela!
260
00:11:53,171 --> 00:11:55,798
Tony, why are you
folding the laundry?
261
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:58,134
You've got to rest
while your bones are mending.
262
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,053
I'll get to it.
263
00:11:58,134 --> 00:12:00,053
Oh, sorry.
264
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,765
Fold away, Angela.
265
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:03,765
All right. Okay. Whoo!
266
00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,771
[LAUGHS]
267
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:19,030
Um, you know, this
is the first weekday
268
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,324
that, uh...
269
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:24,494
we've ever been alone
in the house together.
270
00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:34,963
It's kind of, uh--
It's kind of nice, huh?
271
00:12:40,134 --> 00:12:41,678
What?
272
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,805
Is something wrong?
273
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:46,849
You would have
no way of knowing this,
274
00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:49,268
but my dresser drawer
goes like this,
275
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,895
not like that.
276
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,649
Yes?
277
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,693
Well, the way
you're folding them,
278
00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,445
I'm only going to get
five rows across,
279
00:12:59,445 --> 00:13:01,864
and I have to get six.
280
00:13:01,864 --> 00:13:03,157
Otherwise,
the extra ones
281
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:04,659
squibble down
into my sock drawer.
282
00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:08,162
We wouldn't want that
to happen, would we?
283
00:13:08,162 --> 00:13:11,541
No. No, we wouldn't.
284
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,252
What we would want
is some appreciation
285
00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:16,212
when we are trying
to help someone.
286
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,840
Well, I do
appreciate you, Angela.
287
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,801
You would realize there's more
than one way to do something.
288
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:23,136
Yeah, there's the right way,
289
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:24,679
and then there's your way.
290
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,641
Do you know
what you are?
291
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:30,643
You are an ingrate.
292
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:33,354
Well, excuse me
for being such a burden.
293
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:35,606
I mean, hey,
I didn't ask for your help.
294
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:38,943
And had you not choked
in the three-legged race,
295
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,279
I would not be confined
to this chair today.
296
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:44,198
Well, before
the telethon starts,
297
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,451
let me leave you
to your tomatoes,
298
00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,162
your peaches,
your plastic bags,
299
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,248
and your six rows
of underwear.
300
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:03,259
She forgot the pillows.
301
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,934
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
302
00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,985
Hey, who's the babe?
303
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:24,530
The babe happens
to own the place.
304
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:25,531
Hey, wait a minute.
305
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:28,367
The redhead said
she owned the place.
306
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,705
Mother,
what are you doing?
307
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,249
The tango.
308
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,249
No--
309
00:14:35,249 --> 00:14:38,836
Mother, I mean why is a party
raging in my office?
310
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:40,046
What if a client
walked in?
311
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:42,048
They already have.
I invited them.
312
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,217
It's called networking.
313
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:48,304
Terrific party, Angela.
Great idea.
314
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,474
[CHUCKLES]
Well, thank you, Diane.
We like to whoop it up
315
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,476
at the Bower Agency.
316
00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:53,476
[WHOOPS]
317
00:14:53,476 --> 00:14:54,936
Mother...
318
00:14:54,936 --> 00:14:57,105
I need to talk to you.
319
00:14:57,105 --> 00:14:59,273
Angela, you're ruining
my social life.
320
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,651
What is it?
321
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,651
Tony and I had a fight.
322
00:15:01,651 --> 00:15:04,112
I walked out on him.
I hired a practical nurse,
323
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,072
but I still feel terrible.
324
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,241
Angela,
don't you understand?
325
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:11,661
It's hard for
a take-charge guy like Tony
326
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:13,454
to depend on someone else.
327
00:15:13,454 --> 00:15:15,915
Now you go back home
and help him.
328
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:18,251
He acts as though
he doesn't even need me.
329
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,129
He does.
He just doesn't know it yet.
330
00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:24,757
Angela, go.
It'll be good for you,
331
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,300
good for him,
332
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:28,010
and great for my party.
333
00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,888
Stop this.
334
00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:32,390
No, I don't want to dance.
335
00:15:39,147 --> 00:15:40,898
[DOORBELL RINGS]
336
00:15:40,898 --> 00:15:43,401
Oh. Uh-oh.
337
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:48,156
♪ Rollin'
Rollin', rollin' ♪
338
00:15:48,156 --> 00:15:49,866
♪ Keep them dogies rollin' ♪
339
00:15:49,866 --> 00:15:51,159
♪ Rawhide ♪
340
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,122
Mr. Micelli?
341
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,122
That's me.
342
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:58,916
My name's Doreen.
I'm a practical nurse.
343
00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:01,002
Mrs. Bower called our agency.
344
00:16:01,002 --> 00:16:03,171
and asked that someone
be sent right over.
345
00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:05,214
Oh, well, gee,
thanks for coming over,
346
00:16:05,214 --> 00:16:08,593
but Mrs. Bower made a mistake.
I don't need any help.
347
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,428
Oh, no!
348
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,352
W-w-wait a minute.
Is it something I said?
349
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:20,354
[CRYING]
It's my first day
as a nurse,
350
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,440
and I'm a failure...
351
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,358
A washout.
352
00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,358
Oh...
353
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:25,693
No, no, don't say that.
354
00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:26,944
Look, come in.
355
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,112
Okay.
356
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,078
Uh, look, I don't know
what's with me today.
357
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,331
I'm not relating well
with women, you know?
358
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,374
Would you like
to sit down?
359
00:16:40,374 --> 00:16:42,126
Yeah, okay, yeah.
360
00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:46,047
So, uh, you say
it's your first day?
361
00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:48,716
You see,
I got into nursing
362
00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,760
because I flunked out
of beauty school.
363
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:55,389
I mean,
how am I supposed to remember
364
00:16:55,389 --> 00:16:57,558
all the different shades
of nail polish?
365
00:16:57,558 --> 00:16:59,727
It's a lot of pressure.
366
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,148
Um, well, hey,
367
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,483
don't you worry
about a thing,
368
00:17:05,483 --> 00:17:08,319
because we're gonna launch
your career with a bang.
369
00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:11,989
Go ahead. I'm all yours.
Nurse your brains out.
370
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,408
You really mean it?
371
00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:14,408
Sure.
372
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,285
I'll tell you what,
why don't you start
373
00:17:16,285 --> 00:17:17,828
by folding up this laundry?
374
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:19,580
Okay.
375
00:17:34,136 --> 00:17:35,721
How's that?
376
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,265
It's perfect.
377
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:46,023
That's good.
That's real nice.
378
00:17:48,693 --> 00:17:50,278
Oh, Tony.
379
00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:51,070
[TONY CHUCKLES]
380
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,574
[SIGHS]
I'm so sorry
about the dishwasher.
381
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:58,119
Don't worry about it, Doreen.
We'll get a new one.
382
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,957
Okay, so, what should I
work on next?
383
00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,126
Um...how about sitting?
384
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,169
Eh? Come on,
you could use a rest.
385
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,256
We both could.
386
00:18:07,169 --> 00:18:10,256
Yeah...how's this?
387
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,008
You're a natural.
388
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,676
[LAUGHS]
I'll tell you what.
389
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,886
I'll be right back, okay?
390
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:15,886
Okay.
391
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:17,513
Now, you stay
where you are.
392
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,766
I will.
393
00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:20,766
Okay. Good girl. Stay.
394
00:18:20,766 --> 00:18:21,684
Okay.
395
00:18:23,060 --> 00:18:25,688
I can't believe this.
396
00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:27,606
Oh!
397
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:31,110
Oh, Angela!
Angela, I'm so happy to see you.
398
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,570
You are?
399
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:32,570
Oh, yeah.
400
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:36,073
I am sorry I'm so picky
about produce.
401
00:18:36,073 --> 00:18:39,869
And I'm sorry I'm such
an underachiever in underwear.
402
00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:43,748
You know, Tony, I didn't realize
it would be this hard for you.
403
00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:44,999
Listen, listen.
404
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:46,542
Tony, I'm done sitting
405
00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,461
and ready to take care of you.
406
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,255
Oh, hello. You must be
the practical nurse.
407
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,300
That's me, Doreen.
I do it all.
408
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,551
I can imagine.
409
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,929
No, you can't.
410
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,931
You must be Mrs. Bower.
411
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,931
Yes.
412
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:03,934
Oh, I want to thank you
so much for hiring me.
413
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:06,937
Tony is an absolute doll
to work for.
414
00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:08,481
An absolute doll.
415
00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:10,858
Yes, that's our Tony.
416
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:14,111
Uh, why are
the pillows this way?
417
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:17,239
Oh, well, I knocked them over
and put them back.
418
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:19,075
Why? I-is it wrong?
419
00:19:19,075 --> 00:19:21,702
Doreen, what are you
worried about? Just pillows.
420
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,329
Doesn't make any difference.
Heh-heh.
421
00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:27,875
It doesn't.
422
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,002
Mr. Laid-Back.
423
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:33,381
Yeah,
he's a regular Perry Como.
424
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:36,634
Oh, uh, Mrs. Bower,
I would like to explain
425
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:38,010
to you
about the dishwasher.
426
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:39,595
Oh, no, Doreen, please,
427
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:42,139
allow me to explain
about the dishwasher.
428
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:44,016
Why don't you go
back in the kitchen?
429
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,143
Can do.
430
00:19:44,016 --> 00:19:46,143
Okay.
431
00:19:46,143 --> 00:19:47,978
Oh, Tony, don't forget,
432
00:19:47,978 --> 00:19:50,147
5:00, sponge bath.
433
00:19:53,109 --> 00:19:55,277
Looking forward to it.
434
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,987
Angela, help me.
435
00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:00,366
You have all the help
you need with her.
436
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,493
No, but I don't want her.
I want you.
437
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:06,580
Well, I mean,
I want you to help me.
438
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,290
You do?
439
00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:08,290
Yes, Angela.
440
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,042
You have no idea
what it's been like.
441
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:12,503
This girl's not a nurse,
she's a walking disaster area.
442
00:20:12,503 --> 00:20:14,880
She breaks dishes,
she breaks dishwashers.
443
00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:18,050
At 5:00, I'm going to end up
getting a lethal sponge bath.
444
00:20:22,012 --> 00:20:24,348
I think it's terrific,
Doreen.
445
00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:27,643
No, I'm really happy
for you.
446
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,479
I think it's a wonderful
career choice.
447
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,690
Yeah. Good luck
in dental school.
448
00:20:32,690 --> 00:20:34,984
Aah!
449
00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:37,736
Okay, okay, goodbye.
450
00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,447
[SIGHS]
451
00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:41,198
Wait a minute,
I shouldn't worry.
452
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:42,700
By the time
she's through school,
453
00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:43,993
I won't have any teeth.
454
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,705
Um, I have a surprise
for you.
455
00:20:47,705 --> 00:20:50,499
I-I went to the market
again this morning.
456
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,709
Uh, peaches.
457
00:20:51,709 --> 00:20:53,085
Feel.
458
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,297
Ooh, Angela.
Fuzzy but firm.
459
00:20:58,841 --> 00:20:59,675
Tomatoes.
460
00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,218
Oh.
461
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:04,305
Vine-ripened.
I'm getting misty here.
462
00:21:04,305 --> 00:21:07,183
And they all came in a...
463
00:21:07,183 --> 00:21:09,435
Plastic bag!
464
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,604
Hey Angela,
you're one hell of a shopper.
465
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,771
[GASPS]
466
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:12,771
Hey!
467
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,399
Well, I studied
under the master.
468
00:21:15,399 --> 00:21:16,817
Hey, hey!
469
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:21,572
And now,
here's your sandwich.
470
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,283
Ooh!
471
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,827
You mind if we take this
into the living room?
472
00:21:26,827 --> 00:21:28,496
I have something
to show you.
473
00:21:28,496 --> 00:21:30,039
No, of course not.
474
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:31,957
Would you do the honors?
475
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,334
I'd be delighted.
476
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:34,502
Thank you.
477
00:21:42,676 --> 00:21:43,677
Oh!
478
00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:45,012
Ha, ha!
479
00:21:52,436 --> 00:21:53,562
Oh.
480
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,690
Tony...
481
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:59,610
You did the pillows my way.
482
00:21:59,610 --> 00:22:03,197
[CHUCKLES]
Well, this place could use
a little change, huh?
483
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:04,865
And now...
484
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:05,866
May I?
485
00:22:05,866 --> 00:22:06,700
Please.
486
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:20,297
This is delicious.
487
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,508
You-- You mean it?
488
00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,969
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It-- It's perfection,
489
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,680
the way you blended
the tuna and the mayo,
490
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,974
smooth, but not gloppy.
491
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,809
And those little--
Those little...
492
00:22:31,809 --> 00:22:34,270
[SMACKS LIPS]
...chunks of onion and celery,
493
00:22:34,270 --> 00:22:37,356
the size of BB pellets. Oh!
494
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,608
This is not a sandwich,
it's a work of art.
495
00:22:39,608 --> 00:22:41,944
[LAUGHS]
You want me to sign it?
496
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:50,744
Sam, how are they going
to get Tony's cast off?
497
00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:52,496
With a power saw.
498
00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:56,417
Well, how do they know
when to stop?
499
00:22:56,417 --> 00:22:59,962
What if he hits a vein?
500
00:22:59,962 --> 00:23:02,464
What if it
starts gushing?
501
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,967
What if it squirts all over?
502
00:23:06,010 --> 00:23:07,219
What if I blindfold you
503
00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,305
and put you on the subway?
504
00:23:12,308 --> 00:23:13,976
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
505
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,312
I give you the new,
improved Tony Micelli,
506
00:23:16,312 --> 00:23:18,397
with an extended warranty.
507
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,191
It's a miracle.
508
00:23:21,191 --> 00:23:24,778
I can walk, I can run,
I can jump--
509
00:23:24,778 --> 00:23:25,779
Ow!
510
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:26,864
Oh, no!
511
00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:27,990
What happened--
512
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:29,617
Suckers!
513
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,300
[♪♪♪]
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