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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for livin' ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road and
A road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is
Up to you, my friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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Call him a rebel
with a cause.
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Local parents' association
president Tony Micelli
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is about to spend the next
48 hours on a billboard.
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Why, Tony?
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Because it's there, Russ.
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[ALL LAUGH]
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No,
the whole point of this is
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to remind people
that's it's fun to read.
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We're gonna be asking
for pledges
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for every hour
I'm on that billboard.
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And no amount is too small,
Russ.
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How much are you in for?
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I guess...a buck.
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[CHUCKLES]
Oh, you cheapo.
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Next question.
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Tony, won't you be
lonely up there?
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I'm gonna be with my buddies.
Here they are now:
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Romeo and Juliet
and Moby Dick.
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Two star-crossed lovers
and a whale.
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Uh, Tony...
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What is all this big deal
about reading?
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Well, let me see if can
field that one for you, Russ.
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See, reading takes you
out of this world
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and puts you in another one.
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It's like our slogan says:
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"Escape with a book."
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Ah, very clever, Tony.
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That was my idea.
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She's in the frame, Russ.
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I guess I should give credit
to Miss Angela Bower
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from the Bower Agency.
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Please, no commercials.
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323 east 57th street.
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Validated parking
in the rear.
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And I am her mother.
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Of course, my slogan
was much better.
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"Take a book to bed,
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or at least somebody
who's read one."
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Russ, you're losing
control here.
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Tony, don't you think
it's time
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to make that long,
lonely climb?
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You're right.
Here we go.
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Let's go, folks.
Let's get ready.
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Gimme me stuff.
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Did you remember
your toothbrush?
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Yeah,
I got everything.
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Give me this here.
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Here goes.
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Your books!
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Oh, don't forget
my books.
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Bye. Bye-bye.
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Bye!
Bye!
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Tony Micelli,
a man with a mission.
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But can he make it
for the next 48 hours,
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isolated, all alone,
without human contact,
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completely cut off
from the rest of the world?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, that must be for me.
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[GRUNTS]
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Hello.
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Yeah, Mario.
No, no, a large pizza.
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Large, yeah.
Double cheese.
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Have it here, say noonish.
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Okay. I love you too. Bye.
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Hello, little people.
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[ALL GREETING]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Pledge central.
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How may I bilk you?
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Two dollars an hour?
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Well, that's very generous.
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Two lousy bucks an hour?
Phil...
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Phil, do you remember
that hardware convention
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in Cleveland
you invited me to?
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Well, how'd you like it
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if I blew the whistle
to Mrs. Phil?
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Ah, thanks, Phil.
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Phil's Hardware:
20 bucks an hour.
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Twenty bucks an hour?
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Mona, that was blackmail.
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I, on the other hand,
rely on my charm.
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That's why you get
two bucks an hour.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Pledge central.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Joanne, is something wrong?
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Why aren't you answering
the phone?
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An earlobe can only take
so much.
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It would've been
so much easier
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if we'd done the tea party,
like I suggested.
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But we always have to do
what Tony wants.
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Billboards, boxing matches,
block parties!
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That is why we have the
wealthiest parents' association
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in the state.
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Am I supposed to be
impressed with that?
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I mean, this charity
is an absolute bring-down.
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Oh, well, time for my pedicure.
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Be sure and say hi
to your groomer.
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Oops! Hi!
Hi!
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Well, how'd it go,
my little pledgester?
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Great! Look at all the pledges
we got from the mall.
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That's wonderful!
Sam what did you get?
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These new shoes!
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Aren't the cute?
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello, pledge central.
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
Uh, I would, uh--
I would like to--
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I would like to pledge
a thousand dollars
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for every hour that
that great American is up there.
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A thousand dollars?
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Ah, what the hell,
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make it 2000.
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I-I love
your sexy voice, yeah.
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Wait-- Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Eddie, is this you?
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[NORMALLY]
What do you mean Eddie?
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Gotcha.
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That'll teach you
to toy with my emotions.
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
Ah, you love it.
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[LAUGHS]
[PHONE RINGING]
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So how's life
in the great outdoors?
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[NORMALLY]
Oh, it's great.
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It's great,
except for the pigeons.
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Get out of here!
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[PHONE RINGING]
Oh, hold on.
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Just a second.
Sam wants to talk to you.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, sweetheart.
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Dad, do you remember
that guy, Chris Owen?
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The answer's no.
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Oh, come on, Da--
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He only wants
to take me to a movie.
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No way, Sam. I won't be
there to meet him,
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to get to know him,
and to scare him.
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But, Dad, come on.
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I love you too, sweetheart.
Put Angela back on.
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Bye, Dad.
TONY: Bye.
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Here, Angela.
Oh.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Me again.
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So-- So how's things
at pledge central?
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Tony, the phones
are ringing off the hook.
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Fairfield is
really behind you.
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Not just Fairfield.
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There's a lady here
from Baltimore.
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She saw Tony
on the local news.
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A lady's calling
from Baltimore.
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She saw you
on the local news!
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She's pledging $100.
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She's pledging $100!
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Two hundred if he'll
father her child.
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She's pledging $100.
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So kids, read Moby Dick.
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Huh? It's beautifully written.
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It raises some deep
philosophical questions.
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And I'm telling you,
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the big guy eats
more people than Jaws.
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[HUMMING JAWS THEME]
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All right.
All right, pledge fans.
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Now, look, I've been up here...
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Let's see.
I've been up here for 10 hours,
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ladies and gentlemen.
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And I know.
I know it's the dinner hour,
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but we can't afford a lull.
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Put down that veal chop,
and get on the horn.
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Hey. What do I gotta do to get
more pledges, stand on my head?
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[DOORBELL CHIMES]
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Hello.
Well, you must be Angela Bower.
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Yes.
I'm James Winslow.
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Hello.
National director
of the parents' association.
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Please, come in.
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Thank you very much.
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You know,
back in Washington,
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we've heard great things
about your reading campaign.
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Well, thank you.
Welcome to the hub of activity.
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A little slow right now,
but look at these figures.
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Oh...well,
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this chapter's
done it again.
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Well, it's Tony. He's so dynamic
and so creative.
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So upside-down.
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All right, pledge fans,
keep them pledges coming
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or I'll sing too.
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He's got so much charm,
so much humor.
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He does, doesn't he?
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Oh, he's a diamond in the rough,
a man of the people.
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A-A modern-day Abe Lincoln.
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♪ Give my regards
To Broadway ♪
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♪ Remember me
To Herald Square... ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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Lonely at the top.
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[GROANING]
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Oh! Hey!
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All right.
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There. Hm.
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Well, let's see.
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Hi, Angela.
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Yeah, yeah. I just called
to say good night. Yeah.
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And I wanted to remind you
to wind the upstairs clock.
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Oh, and do me a favor.
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Give the kids
a good night kiss from me, huh.
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Oh, and, hey, most important,
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make sure you tape
all my TV appearances.
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Yeah, well, I'm doing a lot
of boffo stuff up here,
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and I want
my grandkids to see it.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Oh, don't forget,
lock the front door.
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Oh, yeah, I'll do the same.
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Good night, Angela.
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Oh, thank you very much.
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Will that be cash,
check, or charge?
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Pledge central.
May I help you?
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I can't believe it, Bonnie,
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he won't let me
go out with anyone
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until this stupid
marathon is over.
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You think Jerry Lewis' daughter
has to put up with that?
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Angela, I'm afraid
I have some bad news,
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something that could
put a black cloud
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over your happy household.
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You're moving next door?
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What are you
talking about?
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Why don't we just
tune in and see.
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RUSS [ON TV]:
Thank you, Tony Micelli
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and parents' association honcho
James Winslow.
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A man, a billboard,
a dream,
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and you saw it here
on channel 6.
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Just one minute,
please, Russ.
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Tony, I know this is
a bit unorthodox,
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but I'll make
this offer in public.
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I don't wanna give you
a chance to say no.
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How would you like to be
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our national coordinator
for special projects
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in Washington, D.C.?
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That's the longest job
I've ever been offered.
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And the best.
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Yeah, you're telling me.
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Washington, D.C.?
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Does that mean
you're moving, Sam?
Shh.
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JAMES:
So, what do
you say, Tony?
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Well, Jimbo...
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[ALL LAUGH]
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I'm certainly flattered,
I really am,
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00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:19,762
but I'm going to
have to pass.
258
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,639
You heard it here.
259
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,892
How can he turn that down,
260
00:11:23,892 --> 00:11:28,730
unless he's getting major
fringe benefits at home?
261
00:11:31,274 --> 00:11:35,612
Oh, Joanne, not everyone is
as lucky as your gardener.
262
00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:40,575
Well, twerp,
263
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:42,410
looks like you're still
stuck with me.
264
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,412
Yeah, isn't it great?
265
00:11:44,412 --> 00:11:48,291
I think it's terrific.
266
00:11:48,291 --> 00:11:49,834
Don't you, Angela?
267
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:51,669
Angela.
268
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:55,256
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's wonderful.
269
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:09,646
Uh-oh.
270
00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:12,065
Uh-oh, I know the signs.
271
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,942
You're all alone
and you're eating.
272
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:16,027
What's the matter?
273
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:17,987
It's nothing to worry about.
274
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,198
Well, of course there is.
275
00:12:20,198 --> 00:12:22,700
I'm your mother.
I'm concerned.
276
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,202
I wanted some of that cake.
277
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:29,874
Okay, come on.
What's bugging you?
278
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:35,755
It's just-- It's just
a strange feeling I have.
279
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,757
You're not pregnant, are you?
280
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:41,803
Oh, of course not.
How could that happen?
281
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:49,560
It's just something about the
way Tony turned down that job.
282
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:51,396
It seemed so fast.
283
00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:55,316
Well, everyone is not a muller
like you are.
284
00:12:55,316 --> 00:12:58,695
It took you four months
to pick out your scenic checks.
285
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:04,075
I don't know. Mother, why do you
think he didn't take it?
286
00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:07,912
Who cares?
Angela, you worry too much.
287
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:10,248
I know. I know.
That's why those little lines
288
00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,916
around your eyes
are getting bigger.
289
00:13:14,002 --> 00:13:15,712
Maybe I should talk to Tony.
290
00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:18,297
Why don't you just leave
well enough alone?
291
00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:21,551
But he could be making
the biggest mistake of his life.
292
00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:23,302
So could you, Angela.
293
00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:36,232
Oh, good, good.
294
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,822
All right.
Come on, baby.
295
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:56,377
Oh, that sun,
it feels so good.
296
00:13:58,046 --> 00:14:00,381
Gee, I hope I don't burn.
297
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,009
This isn't working.
298
00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:09,182
Yoo-hoo, anybody home?
299
00:14:09,182 --> 00:14:11,601
Angela,
what are you doing here?
300
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:14,437
Well, I just happened to be
in the neighborhood,
301
00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:16,105
so I thought I'd drop up.
302
00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,274
Well, come on.
Come on in here.
303
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,776
Come on in.
Thanks.
304
00:14:19,776 --> 00:14:21,277
Hey, hey,
305
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,945
have a seat.
Have a seat.
306
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:25,531
I got all
the comforts of home,
307
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,450
except for
central heat, you know.
308
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:29,577
I brought you
a remedy for that...
309
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,370
some hot consommé.
310
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:33,956
Oh, good, I can soak
my feet in it.
311
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,043
Oh.
312
00:14:37,043 --> 00:14:40,213
[SIGHS]
You know, Angela,
I'm glad you came,
313
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,381
because I've been thinking.
314
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,550
I've been reading
Romeo and Juliet.
315
00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:45,885
Oh, that's
a great story.
316
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:47,845
It's really romantic.
Hey.
317
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,430
They're both Italian too.
[LAUGHS]
318
00:14:49,430 --> 00:14:50,848
But anyway...
319
00:14:50,848 --> 00:14:53,059
Anyway,
I was just thinking...
320
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,394
You think I'm too strict
with Samantha?
321
00:14:55,394 --> 00:14:58,523
I mean, if Juliet's parents
would've lightened up,
322
00:14:58,523 --> 00:15:02,068
those two kids would be living
happily in Verona Heights.
323
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,403
[LAUGHS]
I like that ending better.
324
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,155
Ah.
325
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,782
Uh, Tony, I, um...
326
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:11,661
I wasn't just
in the neighborhood.
327
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:12,995
I wanted to talk
to you.
328
00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,247
Oh.
329
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:18,126
Well, what'd you do?
You, uh...
330
00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,878
You mixed chicken
and beef bouillon?
Yeah.
331
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,338
It's good.
332
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,096
Speaking of good,
333
00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:32,849
I saw you on the news
this afternoon.
334
00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:35,268
Oh, yeah?
How did I look?
335
00:15:35,268 --> 00:15:36,602
Five pounds heavier?
336
00:15:36,602 --> 00:15:38,521
Sure, but so does
Roger Ebert.
337
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:45,444
I must say,
I really liked the way
338
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,113
you handled the interviews.
339
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,573
Only one thing
bothered me.
340
00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,324
What?
What you said.
341
00:15:50,324 --> 00:15:52,118
I should've never
called him Jimbo.
342
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,871
I knew that--
Tony, Tony...
343
00:15:54,871 --> 00:15:57,748
I've been in business
a long time,
344
00:15:57,748 --> 00:15:59,542
and I know opportunities
like this
345
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:02,128
don't come along
very often.
346
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:05,423
Do you think you gave this
decision enough thought?
347
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,508
Come on, Angela,
you kidding me?
348
00:16:07,508 --> 00:16:09,844
I just moved Sam
from Brooklyn to Connecticut.
349
00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,929
What am I gonna do?
Drag her outta some place,
350
00:16:11,929 --> 00:16:13,181
put her in a new school?
351
00:16:13,181 --> 00:16:15,391
And Jonathon, I mean,
352
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:17,602
he's just starting
to come out of his shell.
353
00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,896
He's shooting hoops
and everything.
354
00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,857
I can't leave before
he makes a basket.
355
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,775
And, uh, what about you?
356
00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,903
Yes?
And Mona-- And Mona.
357
00:16:26,903 --> 00:16:29,030
She's a constant problem.
358
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:32,533
I mean, raising her
isn't easy, you know.
359
00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:35,036
Will you listen
to yourself?
360
00:16:35,036 --> 00:16:38,206
You're talking about
everybody else's needs.
361
00:16:38,206 --> 00:16:40,333
What about you?
362
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,710
You got to start thinking
about your future.
363
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,213
Hey, Angela, are you
trying to get rid of me?
364
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:47,298
No, no.
365
00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,218
It's just that I don't want you
to wake up in a couple of years
366
00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,637
and say,
"I should have."
367
00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:55,598
Tony, when I saw you
on TV...
368
00:16:57,558 --> 00:17:01,270
I saw something in you
I've never seen before.
369
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:04,315
Ah, come on. You've seen me
stand on my head before.
370
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:06,192
No, really.
371
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,321
You...
372
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,366
You can do anything
you set your mind to.
373
00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:16,744
You think so?
374
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,246
I know so.
375
00:17:19,747 --> 00:17:21,624
Well, gee...
376
00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,792
You know,
377
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,919
if I did take that job,
378
00:17:24,919 --> 00:17:27,838
I'd be the first Micelli
to go to work in a tie,
379
00:17:27,838 --> 00:17:30,424
except for Uncle Freddie,
the mortician.
380
00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:33,594
But I'd be the first Micelli
to go to work with a tie
381
00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:34,887
and work with live people.
382
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:40,184
Well, maybe I should
just leave you to your thoughts.
383
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,313
Thanks a lot.
384
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:45,856
You drink
that consommé now.
385
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,483
Yeah, yeah. I sure will.
Okay?
386
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,485
Okay. Great. Bye.
Bye.
387
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:52,029
[♪♪♪]
388
00:17:54,949 --> 00:17:57,368
[LAUGHING]
Tony...
389
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,161
I can't get down.
390
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,579
What do you mean?
391
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,373
You got up okay.
392
00:18:02,373 --> 00:18:05,084
Well, coming up
I was looking up,
393
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:08,754
but going...
I can't even say it.
394
00:18:08,754 --> 00:18:11,966
Oh, you mean you
have that acra...
395
00:18:11,966 --> 00:18:14,385
What do you call it,
with the heights?
396
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:17,596
Deathly fear of.
That's it.
397
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,183
Tony, I don't think I can
get down without your help.
398
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,393
Oh, Angela,
I can't help ya.
399
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,395
The minute I step off
this billboard,
400
00:18:24,395 --> 00:18:25,521
it's bye-bye,
pledge money.
401
00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:26,897
I'll cover it.
402
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:28,607
It's a lot of money.
403
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,860
Well, what are we
going to do?
404
00:18:30,860 --> 00:18:34,030
Well, mi billboard
es su billboard.
405
00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,157
Huh? Come on.
406
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,287
Okay. All right.
407
00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,207
Um...
How are you feeling?
408
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,126
Much better. Thanks.
409
00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,962
Okay, well, time to hit
the old pup tent.
410
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,672
You mean move?
411
00:18:51,672 --> 00:18:53,090
Yeah. Come on.
412
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:55,134
I'll peel you off
the billboard.
413
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,511
Come on.
Nice and easy.
414
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,305
Now look,
don't look down.
415
00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,306
Nice and easy.
416
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,433
Don't look down.
I got you.
417
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,018
Watch out, now.
We're almost there.
418
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,144
We're almost there.
419
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,241
I don't know
much about camping,
420
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:20,826
but isn't it
a bad omen
421
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:23,579
when your tent
flies away?
422
00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,539
Don't worry about it.
We'll be warm.
423
00:19:25,539 --> 00:19:27,500
Come back. Come back.
Guess what I got.
424
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,627
What?
I got a sleeping bag!
425
00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:31,420
Just one?
426
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:34,465
Well, I'm sorry, but I wasn't
expecting drop-up guests.
427
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:35,966
Don't worry about it.
428
00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:39,428
Hey, look, I've had two people
in here before.
429
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,263
I mean,
there's plenty of room.
430
00:19:42,556 --> 00:19:43,849
Here we go. Here.
431
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,226
Just hang on.
432
00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:47,311
I'll make it
real easy for ya.
433
00:19:47,311 --> 00:19:49,438
All right.
You step in there.
434
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:51,482
Step in feet first.
Go ahead.
435
00:19:51,482 --> 00:19:53,609
[WHIMPERING]
I know, I know. Don't look.
436
00:19:53,609 --> 00:19:55,403
Just...
437
00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,196
I know how hard
it is to step.
438
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,323
Come on. That's a girl.
439
00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:00,783
That's a girl.
440
00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:01,992
Now me.
441
00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:03,160
Now me.
442
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:05,121
Take it easy,
take it easy.
443
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,914
Take it easy!
444
00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,374
Let me get in.
445
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:11,043
All right, here...
446
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,128
Here we go. Good.
447
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:14,839
Whoa! Just kidding.
448
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,048
Just kidding.
449
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:17,425
Just kidding!
Just kidding.
450
00:20:17,425 --> 00:20:18,592
Here we go.
451
00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:20,845
Hold on.
452
00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,054
Hold on.
453
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,305
Mmmph!
454
00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,974
You putting on
a few pounds?
455
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:27,393
Just kidding!
456
00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,520
There you are.
All right.
457
00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:30,855
Okay, now look.
458
00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,398
When I say three,
459
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,316
we just slide
to the ground.
460
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,986
Okay.
Ready? One...two...three.
461
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,910
Hey, that wasn't so bad,
was it?
462
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:49,039
No. It's actually
kind of cozy.
463
00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,750
Yeah.
Ohh...
464
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:53,169
[BOTH SIGHING]
465
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,921
Oh, the city lights.
466
00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:58,674
When you're down there
in the middle of it,
467
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,177
you never notice
how really beautiful it is.
468
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:04,096
Yeah, well, I guess to really
appreciate it.
469
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,473
You have to be above it.
470
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,933
You know, way up,
looking down.
471
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,435
Tony.
472
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,603
I'm sorry.
Okay.
473
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:15,316
Well...I guess
we'll call it a night.
474
00:21:15,316 --> 00:21:17,318
Hey, no reason to lock up!
475
00:21:17,318 --> 00:21:18,861
[BOTH LAUGHING]
476
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:20,154
[BOTH SIGH]
477
00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,032
Good night, Tony.
478
00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:28,746
You know,
uh...Angela,
479
00:21:28,746 --> 00:21:30,748
I-- I really
do appreciate
480
00:21:30,748 --> 00:21:32,541
your coming
all the way up here
481
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,835
and bringing me
that great consommé.
482
00:21:34,835 --> 00:21:37,129
And, uh...
483
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:40,674
And, you know, helping me
think this thing out.
484
00:21:40,674 --> 00:21:44,053
Well...anything
to get out of the house.
485
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:48,808
Hey, Angela...
486
00:21:48,808 --> 00:21:51,310
Yeah?
487
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,354
How would you feel
if I took that job?
488
00:21:59,276 --> 00:22:01,278
I'd be proud.
489
00:22:03,113 --> 00:22:04,615
Yeah?
490
00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:06,075
Yeah.
491
00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:11,080
Ah...
492
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:15,376
Well, I-- I never did
like wearing a tie, anyway.
493
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,590
Good night, Angela.
494
00:22:21,590 --> 00:22:23,467
Good night, Tony.
495
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:38,482
Well, the Tony Micelli
billboard marathon
496
00:22:38,482 --> 00:22:40,401
has officially come to a close.
497
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:42,570
Here he comes now,
making his final descent.
498
00:22:42,570 --> 00:22:44,280
TONY:
Come on, Angela.
Relax.
499
00:22:44,280 --> 00:22:45,614
One rung at a--
500
00:22:45,614 --> 00:22:48,075
That's a girl.
Here we go.
501
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,493
Nice and easy.
502
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,829
Guess what's coming up.
Oh, no!
503
00:22:51,829 --> 00:22:53,914
The ground.
Take it easy.
504
00:22:53,914 --> 00:22:55,457
Come on, here we are.
505
00:22:55,457 --> 00:22:58,168
[ALL CHEERING]
506
00:22:58,168 --> 00:23:01,380
Oh, terra firma,
507
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,007
I'll never
leave you again.
508
00:23:04,508 --> 00:23:06,760
The reading campaign
has been a huge success.
509
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:09,930
The parents' association
has made over $10,000!
510
00:23:09,930 --> 00:23:12,516
Could you break
this up, please?
511
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:14,268
I need a clear shot.
No way.
512
00:23:14,268 --> 00:23:15,644
I'm never letting go
of this family!
513
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:21,442
Oh, that's
my favorite part.
514
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,776
I could
watch it forever.
515
00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:24,278
I was afraid of that.
516
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:25,946
Yeah, yeah.
Just let me rewind it.
517
00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:27,573
Oh, no!
518
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:28,866
Do we have
to watch it again?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Oh, no!
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