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["BRAND NEW LIFE" THEME PLAYING]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for livin' ♪
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♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road and
A road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is
Up to you, my friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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[MONA ENTERS]
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Oh, Mother, how sweet.
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You went to
the Wilsons' garden
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and ripped off your
first flower of the season.
[MONA CHUCKLES]
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The rite of spring.
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When the first hard-hats
come out and say,
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"Hey, baby, you want
some of this?"
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Don't you think
that's a bit crude?
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That's the point,
Angela.
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JONATHAN: Mom! Mom!
We beat Tony.
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SAMANTHA: Beat him?
We crushed him.
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TONY:
Oh, come on, Come on.
You just got lucky.
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The next time I'm playing
with both hands.
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Dad, remember you always told me
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that winning isn't everything?
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Boy, were you wrong.
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[TONY MIMICS]
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Angela, between you and me,
I let them win.
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You know, it helps build up
their confidence.
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I don't believe you.
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Face it. You are so competitive.
You hate to lose.
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Well I--,I haven't had that
much practice.
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Hey, but I'll tell you
what I'm going to do now,
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I'm going to make
you a great lunch.
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I'm going to make you
the best lunch,
a winning lunch.
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Tony, I'll tell you what.
It's a beautiful spring day.
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Let's go
to the Fairfield Inn
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and we'll have
a nice refreshing salad.
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You know, Angela,
if we're going
to do spring,
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let's do spring,
huh?
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I'm talking
a big, thick,
roast beef sandwich
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huh? dripping with mustard.
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And a-- and a side of beans
with them
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with them little pork cubes
floating around in there. Yeah.
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Now, that's refreshing.
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Where do I sign up?
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Marty's Melody Room.
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You mean that dive
in Brooklyn?
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Oh, hey, that's no dive.
It's a joint.
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[TONY CHUCKLES]
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Oh, come in,
come in.
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Huh? Huh?
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Now see, Angela.
It's spring, all right.
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The smell of pool chalk
is in the air.
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Hey, get a load
of this place, huh.
Hasn't changed a bit.
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Come on, I'll introduce you
to Marty.
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Hey, paisan.
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Yo.
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Wait a minute.
You ain't Marty.
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No, I'm the new owner, Kim Lee.
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But you call me Marty.
I'm not changing the sign.
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Oh. Okay, Marty.
You... Hey, you still got
them roast beef sandwiches?
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Sure. It comes
with fried rice and an egg roll.
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[TONY CHUCKLES]
Kim, make it two.
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And throw in a couple
of brewskies, barkeep.
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Ooh, Angela.
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Talk that
inner-city talk, huh?
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You're bad, bro.
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[TONY SCOFFS]
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Hey. Thanks, Marty.
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[TONY LAUGHING]
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Oh. Hey, Angela,
check this out.
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The old pool table. Huh.
Come here.
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I'll show you
some very cool pool moves, huh?
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Stand back and...
and watch
the master at work.
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Hey look. Watch this shot.
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Oh!
Oh!
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Look! You hit them.
Look at them all go.
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And you got one in!
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Well, uh...
I usually get
two or three.
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Hey. You want to try?
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Well, what do I do?
Ah come on,
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I'll set something up
for you here.
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
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Okay. Here you go.
Come here.
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All right, put your hand
like this.
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All right,
just one hand there, like this.
Other hand here.
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Make a little circle
with your fingers.
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Oh. There you go.
Tricky.
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I say, come this way
a little.
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Oh. Just aiming you.
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Okay, and, uh,
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hey, don't be-- don't be
disappointed if-- if you
don't get any in.
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This takes
years of practice.
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Oh! You see?
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I got one in!
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That's a nice shot. Nice shot.
Give me that.
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Hey. Um... I'll just
use this 13 ball.
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Okay, now, watch this
with me. Okay?
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Kim Lee?
two roast beefers to go.
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Make them thick
and dripping with mustard.
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What's the matter?
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That voice...
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I'd know it anywhere.
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Darlene?
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Tony?
Tony Micelli?
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Gee, I can't believe it!
Me, either!
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What are you
doing here?
Well I--
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No don't tell me.
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First warm day
of the year. Right?
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You got it.
You got it.
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Gee. At last,
one of the guys.
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Yeah.
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Oh, I want to introduce you
to somebody.
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Angela Bower, this is
Darlene Delvecchio.
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Oh, it's always nice to meet
one of Tony's guys.
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Pleased to meet you too,
and it's Petardi now.
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Ooh!
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He's a very successful
entrepreneur.
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And the sweetest
disposition.
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This neighborhood
stinks!
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There's no place
to park a caddy!
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Sweetie-kins, come here.
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I want you to meet
a friend of mine.
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Tony Micelli,
Angela Bower,
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this is my husband
Tony Petardi.
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So this is the famous
Tony Micelli.
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Well, you
married a Tony.
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It's nice
to meet you.
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Yeah. How are
you doing?
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I do fine, thank you.
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Actually, I do
unbelievably well.
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Well, I'm
unbelievably glad.
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So, uh...
do you folks
live around here?
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Nah...
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but Tony's
first mattress store
is around the corner.
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This is where
the dream began.
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Now I got three outlets
in the Triborough area.
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I'm the manufacturer,
the wholesaler, the retailer--
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I do it all.
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Don't I, dear?
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Yes, my little
mattress munchkin.
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Ooh!
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There's a hair
in my beer.
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Wow. Just like
the old days.
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Yeah.
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That happens to me
all the time.
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Tony sheds
worse than a dog.
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In high school,
he was voted most
likely to recede.
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Well you know,
a lot of men lose hair.
It's perfectly natural.
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Except for you, Tony.
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You seem to have
more hair now than
you did in high school.
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Huh. Oh, it's a-- It's a curse.
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[LAUGHS]
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It takes forever to dry.
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Um...
the ladies' room.
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I'd like to freshen up.
Oh, its right back there.
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Hey, its the one
with the one with the mop
bucket in.
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Quaint.
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I better go with you.
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Someone's got to hold
the door closed.
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So, uh, were you and Tony
an item?
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Well, I could tell you
where his other tattoo is.
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Let's talk.
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So, Tony... how do you
make a buck?
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Oh, well, Tone, uh...
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I'm-- I'm Angela's
housekeeper.
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Housekeeper?
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That's an interesting
line of work.
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How much you pull down?
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Ah well, I do-- I don't like
to talk about money.
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[TONE CHUCKLES]
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I love to talk
about money.
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That's how I got
a big house
with a-- with a big yard.
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Also got a big car...
big dog...
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big parakeet.
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Big newspapers, huh?
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Hey Kim Lee.
How are them
sandwiches coming?
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Hey. Let me
handle this, Tony.
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Hey, Kim Lee,
my main man.
Let's hustle it up.
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You got a VIP
over here.
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"Very Important Petardi."
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Coming right up, sir.
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What a jerk.
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I know how
to handle people.
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I tell you
I got a big staff?
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Big office...
big typewriter.
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Angela...
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Hey, uh...
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how about you and me
playing a friendly
little game of pool?
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I can really run a table.
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Yeah, yea, I know
Big stick...big score...
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big deal.
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Come on.
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Darlene told me
you were good pool player.
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when you were younger.
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Well, look,
maybe some other time
all right, so?
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You should be glad
Tony doesn't wanna play.
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He'll kill you.
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And thank you for your
continued support.
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There sandwiches.
Two sandwiches to stay
and two to travel.
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Well, it was great
seeing you again, Tony.
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Yeah. You too,
Darlene.
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All right, already.
Let's go.
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See you tomorrow
at the barbecue.
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I'm looking
forward to it.
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Barbecue? What Barbecue?
Hey. We don't got
to go to this thing, do we?
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No. We're giving it.
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What a feeb.
Who invited him anyway?
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Good question.
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That guy is a total dufus.
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What is he doing
in our backyard?
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Another good question.
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Okay, okay,
so I invited them.
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I just thought you might like
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to have some people over
from Brooklyn.
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People, yes.
Petardi, no.
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All right, well,
they're here.
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So why don't we just be good
hosts and put on our happy faces
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and go on out there?
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You know, Angela,
this barbecue reminds me
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of your 10th birthday party.
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I think I'll do now
what I did then.
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Goodbye.
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TONY:
Hey, Micelli,
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how about a game
of badminton?
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No, thanks.
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TONY:
What's the matter?
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Scared of the little birdie?
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Boy, I tell you,
that's it.
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I am going out there
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and I'm mopping up
the lawn with that guy.
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You're not--
Do not go out there
and make a scene.
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Just remember, remember
you are a bigger person
than he is.
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Angela, whatever you do,
don't mention big.
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Okay. I won't.
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I promise.
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All right, what do you say
we go out there
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and throw another shrimp
on the barbie?
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Okay. You grab his feet.
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I can't believe you, Micelli.
You invite me over,
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you don't want
to play any games.
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I don't know why do you keep
talking about this guy, Darlene?
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Take away the hair, the muscles,
the pretty face,
what do you got?
250
00:10:24,924 --> 00:10:27,960
[IMITATES CHICKEN CLUCKING]
251
00:10:28,094 --> 00:10:30,029
Okay, that's it.
Name your game,
252
00:10:30,162 --> 00:10:31,497
your time,
and your place.
253
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:33,699
Oh now, this is childish.
Remember, this is a barbecue,
254
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,201
not a track
and field event.
255
00:10:35,334 --> 00:10:36,602
She's right,
shortcake.
256
00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:38,037
Remember
your ulcer.
257
00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,940
And you don't want
your tendinitis
to flare up.
258
00:10:41,941 --> 00:10:44,844
Why don't you give them
my whole medical history?
259
00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:47,413
I didn't mention
your hiatal hernia.
260
00:10:49,081 --> 00:10:50,249
All right Micelli.
What's it going to be?
261
00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:51,584
Hey, you name it.
262
00:10:51,717 --> 00:10:52,952
I can beat you at anything.
263
00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:54,186
Pool.
264
00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,521
Tomorrow.
265
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:56,989
Marty's.
266
00:10:57,123 --> 00:10:58,090
You're on.
267
00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:00,359
And you're
dead meat.
268
00:11:01,193 --> 00:11:02,528
You're deader meat.
269
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:05,031
I-- I love barbecues.
270
00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:12,171
This is a lovely place
you have here, Angie.
271
00:11:12,304 --> 00:11:14,340
Why, thank you.
272
00:11:14,473 --> 00:11:15,841
So, uh...
273
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:17,309
tell me...
274
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:20,413
just how old
are your mattresses?
275
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,149
What?
276
00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:24,717
Oh, I don't know.
277
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:27,586
Uh... nine,
10 years, maybe.
Whew.
278
00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:29,088
Maybe they need
replacing.
279
00:11:29,221 --> 00:11:30,456
Mmm.
280
00:11:30,589 --> 00:11:32,858
You don't want
to commit mattress-cide.
281
00:11:32,992 --> 00:11:35,461
[BOTH LAUGH]
282
00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:39,532
And me, as the king
of mattresses...
283
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:43,235
I could easily
make you my queen.
284
00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:44,437
Oh!
Hyah!
285
00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:45,905
Oh, it worked!
286
00:11:46,038 --> 00:11:48,274
My instructor
was right!
287
00:11:49,475 --> 00:11:50,843
Are you okay?
288
00:11:50,976 --> 00:11:52,378
Fine. No problem.
289
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,713
Can I get you
anything?
290
00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,014
No! Stay away from me.
291
00:11:55,147 --> 00:11:56,215
Okay.
292
00:11:56,348 --> 00:11:57,550
I'm sorry.
293
00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,386
You're not to blame.
294
00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:03,255
I'm the one
who should be sorry.
295
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:06,258
I'm just under a lot
of pressure lately.
296
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:08,260
Oh, what uh...
what's wrong?
297
00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:10,563
For years,
I've been chasing the myth
298
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,466
the myth of Tony Micelli.
299
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,101
You have no idea what it's like
300
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:16,736
living in the shadow
of another person.
301
00:12:16,869 --> 00:12:18,170
Oh, I do.
302
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:21,173
My roommate
at college was
head cheerleader,
303
00:12:21,307 --> 00:12:22,475
homecoming queen,
304
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,477
had a boyfriend
named Dirk
305
00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:26,579
and she was
Phi Beta Kappa--
306
00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,380
Hey, I'm the one
who's opening up here, okay?
307
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:29,782
Sorry.
308
00:12:32,518 --> 00:12:33,953
Sometimes I...
309
00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,321
Sometimes I think
Darlene married me
310
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:38,057
just so when we make love
and she calls out "Tony",
311
00:12:38,190 --> 00:12:40,192
she won't be calling out
the wrong name.
312
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,862
And I just want you to know how
313
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:45,931
how truly sweet
my Tony usually is.
314
00:12:46,465 --> 00:12:49,235
Maybe he's surprised
his colon
was kicking up.
315
00:12:49,702 --> 00:12:51,170
To tell you the truth,
I-- I think it would help
316
00:12:51,303 --> 00:12:52,972
if you didn't put
him down so much.
317
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,406
Put him down?
318
00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:57,176
Well, I love
my little butterball.
319
00:12:57,309 --> 00:12:58,611
Well you see, there you go.
there you go.
320
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:02,014
I mean you don't call
a grown man a butterball.
321
00:13:02,148 --> 00:13:03,783
It's a term
of endearment.
322
00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,318
Well, to a turkey, maybe.
323
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:10,122
Wow. You really
understand human nature.
324
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:12,558
You should have been
a bartender.
325
00:13:14,260 --> 00:13:16,962
What can I say?
The road not taken, you know.
326
00:13:17,096 --> 00:13:20,199
I'm really worried
about him though, Tony.
327
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:23,035
I mean, what if he plays
tomorrow and then he loses?
328
00:13:23,169 --> 00:13:24,770
Wouldn't that
damage his ego?
329
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:26,172
I think it could.
330
00:13:27,339 --> 00:13:29,175
Sorry to butt in.
I have an idea.
331
00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,643
Oh sure,
I know what your idea is.
332
00:13:30,776 --> 00:13:32,444
You want me
to call off the game.
333
00:13:32,578 --> 00:13:35,147
No. I want you to
throw the game.
334
00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,383
Throw a game?
335
00:13:37,516 --> 00:13:39,852
Don't you see?
If you let Tony win,
336
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:41,520
you'll give him back
his self-esteem.
337
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:42,855
You don't
throw a game.
338
00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,391
You don't shave points
You don't go in the tank.
339
00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,194
I mean, you gotta strive to
do your best every opportunity.
340
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,762
And that's the code I live by.
341
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:51,564
If you lose, you won't
ever have to see him again.
342
00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:53,499
Okay.
343
00:13:59,705 --> 00:14:01,006
Great miss.
344
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:02,341
Really bad.
345
00:14:02,474 --> 00:14:03,876
[BOTH LAUGH]
346
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,345
Now don't forget
to act disappointed.
347
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:07,546
Oh, yeah, yeah.
How about this?
348
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,115
Oh! Darn! Oh, darn.
349
00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:13,385
Darn, darn, darn.
350
00:14:13,519 --> 00:14:16,322
Careful, careful not
to overdo it.
351
00:14:16,455 --> 00:14:17,523
Oh, okay, well,
how about this?
352
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:20,159
Oh, I missed. Phooey.
353
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,262
Oh! Phooey is good.
354
00:14:23,395 --> 00:14:25,865
Oh, yeah? All right,
I'm going to do phooey.
All right.
355
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,408
Micelli.
356
00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:40,713
Petardi.
357
00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:42,081
Ready?
358
00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:43,916
Ready.
359
00:14:44,516 --> 00:14:46,151
Nice suit.
360
00:14:46,285 --> 00:14:47,419
I know.
361
00:14:49,622 --> 00:14:51,123
Straight pool,
100 points.
362
00:14:51,257 --> 00:14:53,225
We flip for the break.
363
00:14:54,560 --> 00:14:56,428
Call it in the air.
364
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:57,863
Heads.
365
00:14:57,997 --> 00:15:00,299
Tails. You lose.
366
00:15:00,432 --> 00:15:02,434
[GIGGLES]
367
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,837
Get used to it.
368
00:15:05,204 --> 00:15:06,805
That'll be the day.
369
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:09,942
Good start, Tony.
370
00:15:10,075 --> 00:15:12,378
Would you leave me alone?
371
00:15:13,112 --> 00:15:14,113
Cue.
372
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,581
Right away, dear.
373
00:15:16,849 --> 00:15:17,917
Cue.
374
00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:20,486
Get it yourself.
375
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,755
Would you help me out?
376
00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:34,133
Watch closely, Micelli.
377
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:36,168
Maybe you'll
learn something.
378
00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:37,636
[PETARDI LAUGHS]
379
00:15:43,542 --> 00:15:45,110
Aah!
380
00:15:49,982 --> 00:15:51,250
Damn!
381
00:15:52,484 --> 00:15:55,187
Hey, Kim Lee,
is this regulation felt?
382
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,356
Yes, Mr. Petardi.
383
00:15:57,489 --> 00:15:59,191
What a jerk.
384
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:03,562
Well, you didn't
leave me much.
385
00:16:04,330 --> 00:16:07,800
Ah. Let's see. I'll...
I'll shoot the 14 in the corner.
386
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:13,372
Oh.
387
00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:14,807
[SCOFFS]
388
00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,310
Ooh, I missed. Phooey.
389
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,582
You muffed an easy one
that time, Micelli.
390
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:26,986
Five ball in the
corner pocket.
391
00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:33,092
Yes!
392
00:16:34,393 --> 00:16:36,895
Eat my chalk dust.
393
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,032
Yes!
394
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,006
Yet another yes!
395
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:48,507
Boy, I'm good!
396
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,510
Let's see.
I'm up by, uh...
397
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:56,315
Ah, who cares? All I know
is I got a big lead!
398
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:02,388
Angela, I could
take this guy.
I know I could.
399
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:03,889
I know that and
you know that.
400
00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,157
And that should be enough.
401
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:06,625
It isn't.
402
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:07,826
TONY:
Yes!
403
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:09,395
[PETARDI LAUGHS]
404
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:14,400
So Micelli, you want to keep
playing or quit now
405
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,068
and save yourself
the humiliation?
406
00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,138
No comment, huh?
407
00:17:19,271 --> 00:17:23,275
Hey, baby, what do you
think of your king now?
408
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:28,280
What you are doing is for
the greater good.
409
00:17:28,414 --> 00:17:32,251
Yeah. When this is over,
they gonna name a church
after me.
410
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,587
Seven ball. Corner.
411
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,961
Oops...
I mean, all right!
412
00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:46,498
Nice shot, Micelli.
This next one's easy.
413
00:17:46,632 --> 00:17:49,368
Who knows?
Maybe you can make
two in a row.
414
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:51,537
[PETARDI LAUGHS]
415
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,673
Why, you dirty...
416
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,950
Ooh!
Yes!
417
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,695
Well, I finally
missed one.
418
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,831
Will wonders
never cease?
419
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,532
Well, let me see...
420
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:24,770
eh... I need one ball
to win the match,
421
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:26,472
and you need 21.
422
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:29,641
Which means you have to
clean this table
and the next one.
423
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:33,212
Of course, all that cleaning
shouldn't be difficult
for a housekeeper.
424
00:18:33,345 --> 00:18:34,780
[LAUGHS]
425
00:18:34,913 --> 00:18:36,849
Eh, would you be
more comfortable
426
00:18:36,982 --> 00:18:38,217
playing with a mop?
427
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,253
Just ignore him, Tony.
428
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:43,288
Yeah. Yeah.
Right. Right. Right.
429
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:46,658
[SNIFFS]
430
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,760
What's that cologne
you're wearing?
431
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:51,330
Is that Pine Sol
or lemon Pledge?
432
00:18:52,531 --> 00:18:55,801
No, no.
That's Mr. Clean.
433
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:01,974
It's okay, Tony.
Yeah. It sure is.
434
00:19:02,107 --> 00:19:04,109
So, how did you get to be
a housekeeper, anyway?
435
00:19:04,243 --> 00:19:06,612
Couldn't you get a job
in the real world?
436
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,013
[SNICKERS]
437
00:19:10,516 --> 00:19:11,517
Tony...
438
00:19:11,650 --> 00:19:13,418
I'm okay, Angela.
439
00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,320
...kill the butterball.
440
00:19:16,955 --> 00:19:18,023
What?
441
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:19,725
Just do it.
442
00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,994
Angela, that'll
wreck his ego.
443
00:19:22,127 --> 00:19:24,129
He made a pass at me.
444
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,430
Three in the corner.
445
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:27,933
[GEORGE THOROGOOD'S
"BAD TO THE BONE" PLAYING]
446
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,182
♪ You know, on the day
I was born ♪
447
00:19:43,315 --> 00:19:45,984
♪ The nurses
All gathered 'round ♪
448
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,086
♪ And they gazed
In wide wonder ♪
449
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,989
♪ At the joy
They had found ♪
450
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:52,824
♪ The head nurse
Looked up ♪
451
00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,294
♪ Said, "Leave
This one alone" ♪
452
00:19:55,427 --> 00:19:57,863
♪ She could tell
Right away ♪
453
00:19:57,996 --> 00:19:59,965
♪ That I was
Bad to the bone ♪
454
00:20:00,098 --> 00:20:02,868
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
455
00:20:03,001 --> 00:20:05,204
♪ Bad to the bone ♪
456
00:20:05,337 --> 00:20:07,806
♪ B-B-B-B-B-B-Bad ♪
457
00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:11,543
Well, it all comes down
to the last ball.
458
00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:15,380
Forget it. That's
an impossible shot.
459
00:20:15,514 --> 00:20:17,583
[TONY LAUGHS]
460
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,252
That's the end, huh?
461
00:20:27,659 --> 00:20:29,561
Oh!
462
00:20:29,695 --> 00:20:31,296
Yes!
463
00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:35,734
Watch and weep.
464
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,778
Yes! Yes! Yes!
465
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,687
My hero.
466
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:58,991
Let's go home
and pretend it's Tuesday.
467
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,693
Yes!
468
00:21:05,030 --> 00:21:06,965
♪ Ba-bap-ba
Ba-bump ♪
469
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:09,835
♪ Ba-bap ba-bump ♪
470
00:21:09,968 --> 00:21:12,337
What a jerk.
471
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:16,675
Tony, don't feel bad.
472
00:21:16,808 --> 00:21:18,677
That was a tough shot.
473
00:21:18,810 --> 00:21:20,212
Oh yea, tell me about it,
Angela.
474
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:23,348
I mean, hey,
anytime you got a...
an object ball
475
00:21:23,482 --> 00:21:25,384
over here on the cushion
476
00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:29,221
and you got to hit
the cue ball way down here
on this side of the table.
477
00:21:29,354 --> 00:21:30,956
I mean your chances of making
this shot are
478
00:21:31,089 --> 00:21:34,660
one in 1000,
maybe one in a million.
479
00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,934
Well, what do you know?
480
00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:47,339
My hero.
481
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:53,845
[ALL GRUNTING]
482
00:21:55,547 --> 00:21:57,616
We're never
going to win.
483
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,151
You got that right.
484
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:00,185
[TONY LAUGHS]
485
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:03,822
Jonathan,
are you pulling?
486
00:22:03,955 --> 00:22:06,024
My hands
are bleeding,
grandma.
487
00:22:06,158 --> 00:22:07,793
Good.
Keep it up.
488
00:22:07,926 --> 00:22:10,862
Oh come on.
Let's call it a tie.
I'm hungry.
489
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:15,133
Ooh. Speaking of food,
I'm a little hungry myself.
490
00:22:15,267 --> 00:22:17,402
Why, certainly.
491
00:22:17,536 --> 00:22:19,438
Come this way.
492
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,406
A little mustard, huh?
493
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,208
Ooh, huh, yum yum.
494
00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,545
Mmm.
Hey anybody want any?
495
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:27,813
ALL:
Yeah!
496
00:22:38,657 --> 00:22:39,858
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