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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for livin' ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road and
A road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is
Up to you, my friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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Twenty-eight, 29, 30--
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How's this? How's this?
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It's somebody's birthday,
I wonder who,
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it's Angela Bower's.
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And she's looking
almost as good as new, eh?
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Oh, I can't wait till Friday
to yell surprise.
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Dad,
will you forget it?
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You know
Angela snoops around
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when her birthday's coming.
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She's gonna find out,
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especially with that immature
blabbermouth in this house.
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No way.
Mona says she won't talk.
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Well, I guess I better
go help Mona move in.
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Move in where?
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Here. She's bunking with me
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while her apartment's
being painted.
If that's okay with you.
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What if it's not?
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Then she takes your room,
and you get the couch.
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Go help your roomie.
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All right!
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Hello, Angela.
Hello.
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Uh, Tony, what day
is tomorrow?
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Um, Thursday.
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Oh.
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Well, then the day after that
would be Friday.
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Friday the 20th.
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Oh! Thanks
for reminding me.
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About what?
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I gotta clean out
the garage on Saturday.
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Saturday the 21st.
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Oh.
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Did I mention
I went shopping today?
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Uh, no. Where did you go?
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Oh, the usual-- Bloomingdale's,
Saks, Bonwit's...
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Hallmark.
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Oh, gosh. I knew
I forgot something.
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Bloomie's is having
a great sale on sweat socks.
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Relax, Sam.
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I'm not going to tell
about Angela's party--
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[GASPS]
[GASPS]
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Why, you immature
little blabbermouth!
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Oh! Aww,
you didn't forget.
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No, it was Dad's idea.
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Aww, how did you know
I wanted a surprise party?
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You told me last year
at your birthday.
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Aww!
And you remembered.
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Angela, please,
stop aww-ing.
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And you! Weeks and weeks
of planning, all for naught.
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Well, she doesn't know about
the sweater you bought her.
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Why, you...
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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ANGELA:
Tony...
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Tony...
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Tony...
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ANGELA:
Oh, Tony!
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ANGELA:
Well, good morning.
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How's my favorite guy?
Tired.
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What, you have trouble
falling asleep?
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No, I had trouble
staying asleep.
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You kept calling
Tony's name.
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What? Calling for Tony?
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Heh, no, honey.
You must've been dreaming.
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No, I don't think so.
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It sounded like,
"Tony."
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Oh, I couldn't have.
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"Oh, Tony."
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I get the picture.
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Uh...you know,
I just remembered.
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I did call Tony's name
last night.
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My window was stuck.
I couldn't get it open.
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Good morning, Angela.
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Come on, pop tart.
We'll miss the bus.
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Okay.
Uh...
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Mom, why would you want
your window open
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when it was
freezing outside?
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Because...cold air
is good for you.
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Zip up.
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Bye-bye.
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Bye.
Bye.
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Have a good day.
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Morning, Angela.
What's your pleasure?
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Why? What do you mean?
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Nothing, I mean what do you want
for breakfast? Are you okay?
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Just coffee,
and I'm-I'm fine.
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Actually, I didn't sleep
very well last night.
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Did you?
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Me? Slept like a log, heh.
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Oh, so you didn't hear
any strange noises?
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Like what?
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Like, uh-- Jonathan
talking in his sleep.
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Uh, I think he said something
about wanting a pony.
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A pony? No. No,
I don't remember.
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Hey. Once this head
hits the bed, it's all over
you know what I mean.
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I'm talking lights out, Z city,
good night, Mrs. Callabash.
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[IMITATES SNORING, CHUCKLES]
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Well, good.
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I guess I better get going.
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Have a nice day.
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You too.
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Ooh.
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Tony, what if Jonathan
sleep-talks again?
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Well, I'm sure he won't,
but, uh--
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but if he does,
I know how to stop it.
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Oh?
Yeah, yeah,
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I used to have this teammate,
Big Ted O'Brian,
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and he started sleep-talking
about this lady-friend.
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He was afraid
that Mrs. Big Ted
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would find out.
What'd he do?
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He went to the team doctor,
who gave him the cure.
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You know, exercise, hot bath,
warm milk, right before bed.
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Did it work?
No, no.
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His wife caught them
warming up in the bullpen, heh.
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Did it work
for the sleep-talking?
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Oh! Yeah, like a charm.
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Oh. I think I'll draw
a hot bath tonight...
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For Jonathan.
Ah.
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Well...good bye.
Bye.
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Bye.
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Hm.
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Okay, now,
we grab all the food.
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We grab the food,
we stuff our faces,
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we talk about boys
all night long,
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and then we tell your dad
we went to sleep at 10:00.
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Mona, you are
such a bad influence.
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We've gotta do this
more often.
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[SAM GIGGLES]
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[JUMPING FOOTSTEPS]
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Shh! Shh!
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You hear that?
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Maybe
it's a burglar.
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I hope not.
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I look a wreck!
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[COUNTING QUIETLY]
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[SCREAMS]
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Oh. Hi.
What are you doing here?
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[IN ROBOTIC VOICE]
We are here
to pillage and plunder.
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[LAUGHING]
What are you doing,
jumping up and down?
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Oh, was I
jumping up and down?
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I guess I'm all revved-up
about my birthday.
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Angela, I think your turban's
wound too tight.
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Bye, Angela.
Time to go oink out.
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Good night, dear.
Sweet dreams.
Bye.
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I'll settle for quiet ones.
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ANGELA:
Tony, Tony.
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Uh, I guess
the window's stuck again.
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ANGELA:
Tony...
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Tony...
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Listen to me!
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We're listening.
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Okay, okay.
Come on, come on.
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Let's go back to bed.
Come on, let's go.
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Come on,
the excitement's over.
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Break it up.
Come on.
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ANGELA:
Tony!
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I love you!
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Pancakes for breakfast?
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Uh-huh.
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[SIGHS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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Why did Mom say that
about you last night?
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Oh. Hey, hey, hey.
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Maybe we're jumping
to conclusions here, huh?
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How do we even know that
Angela was talking about me?
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Angela knows
a lot of other Tonys.
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Like who?
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Well, uh...
Tony Bennett, huh?
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Tony Randall, huh?
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Tony-- Tony the mechanic.
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Heh. His name is Julio.
[TONY GROANS]
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All right, all right.
So maybe it was me, huh?
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All right, maybe it was me.
But, you know,
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I mean, maybe Angela's
just carried away
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'cause I'm throwing her
a party.
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You know how she gets
about parties--
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Sentimental overload.
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Feeble, Dad.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right.
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What did Angela
really say last night?
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She loves me.
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So what, huh?
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I love her.
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Just like I love you,
and you, and Mona.
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This is a very loving
household, understand?
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No.
[SIGHS]
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Dad, it's okay.
I'm really happy for you.
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And if things all work out,
I have dibs on your room.
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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Yeah! Your mom has it bad
for my dad!
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S-- Samantha.
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And my dad has cocker spaniel
eyes for your mom.
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Uh--!
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Excuse me, but nobody
has it bad for anyone.
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And there are no dog eyes
in this house
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except for Grover's.
[SCOFFS]
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Sure, Dad.
All right, all right,
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so Angela thinks
I'm a terrific man.
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I think
she's a terrific woman.
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And that's it,
we're both terrific people,
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over and out.
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And if anything
should happen to change,
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you two'll be
the first to know.
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If Mom talks any louder,
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the neighbors
will be the first to know.
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Har-dee-har-har.
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Listen,
nobody's gonna know nothin'.
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Because what you
heard last night
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was Angela's
very private thoughts.
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And I think we should-- We
should respect that privacy.
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Now, I don't think
we should say anything.
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Lie.
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Samantha!
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Lie.
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Uh-oh.
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Jonathan,
one peep out of you,
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and your lizard's
a watch band.
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Well, hi, sweethearts.
Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Angela.
Mmm. Great dress.
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Thank you. Isn't there
something else you want to say?
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Oh, yeah!
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Nice do.
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No, I was expecting
to hear:
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"Happy birthday,
I love you."
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Oh, that.
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Happy birthday, Mom.
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I love you.
Oh! Mmm.
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Happy birthday, Angela.
I love you too.
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In fact, this is one
very loving household.
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Yeah, we are one
lucky bunch, aren't we?
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Yeah.
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So, sweetheart,
how did you sleep last night?
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Uh...last night?
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Oh, I slept like a log.
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I think I even snored.
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[IMITATES SNORING]
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Well,
that's wonderful.
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See you tonight
at the birthday fest. Muah!
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Bye.
Muah!
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You did good, kid.
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Only next time,
lose the snoring bit.
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Hey, Mona.
How's the painting going?
256
00:11:09,735 --> 00:11:11,404
Don't change
the subject.
257
00:11:11,537 --> 00:11:13,906
Dish me the dirt
about last night.
258
00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,342
Mona, if you don't mind,
I'd rather not talk about it.
259
00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:19,779
All right. All right,
Mr. Sensitive.
260
00:11:19,912 --> 00:11:21,781
Not another word...
261
00:11:21,914 --> 00:11:23,516
not even in my sleep.
262
00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:24,817
[GIGGLES]
263
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:26,952
Oh, hey, Mona, look
who it is. Ready, hit it.
264
00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,155
[IN UNISON]
♪ It's somebody's birthday
I wonder who ♪
265
00:11:29,288 --> 00:11:31,090
♪ It's somebody right
In this room near you ♪
266
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,259
♪ So look all around you
Until you see who ♪
267
00:11:33,392 --> 00:11:35,695
♪ Is laughing and smiling
My goodness, it's you ♪
268
00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,130
[ANGELA SQUEALS, LAUGHS]
269
00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:39,498
Oh!
270
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:41,167
Oh! Oh!
271
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:43,436
You guys!
272
00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:45,604
All right.
What does the birthday girl
273
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:47,173
want
for her birthday breakfast?
274
00:11:47,306 --> 00:11:48,941
Birthday omelet?
Birthday pancakes?
275
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,142
Birthday
French toast?
276
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:52,244
[LAUGHS]
Birthday coffee
with birthday milk.
277
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:54,580
And you know, the birthday
sugar's on the table.
278
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,648
Thank you.
279
00:11:55,781 --> 00:11:58,184
Think I'm going to have
a birthday barf.
280
00:12:01,153 --> 00:12:04,623
Angela, I have
a special present for you.
281
00:12:04,757 --> 00:12:07,727
Oh, Mother, you shouldn't have.
What is it?
282
00:12:07,860 --> 00:12:10,796
I'm not going
to the office today.
283
00:12:12,031 --> 00:12:14,333
You always know what I want.
284
00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:18,604
I have to keep my eye on
those painters in my apartment.
285
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,973
One of them works
without a shirt on.
286
00:12:21,107 --> 00:12:23,442
Ah. Well, that's because
you got the thermostat
287
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:25,478
jacked up to 90.
Yeah.
288
00:12:25,611 --> 00:12:28,948
I wonder what
he'd take off at 100.
289
00:12:29,381 --> 00:12:32,852
Oh, okay. Tony, I'll leave you
to your party preparations.
290
00:12:32,985 --> 00:12:35,354
I'll leave you to your
cheap thrills. See you at 6.
291
00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,190
Hey! Hey, don't be late.
Remember, it's a surprise party.
292
00:12:38,324 --> 00:12:39,959
I know.
[TONY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
293
00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,095
Oh...
Okay, now...
294
00:12:43,229 --> 00:12:44,330
Where were we?
295
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,098
You were prying,
and I was ignoring.
296
00:12:46,232 --> 00:12:48,300
I bet I win.
Look, Mona,
297
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,536
if I were you, I'd forget
what you heard last night.
298
00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:52,972
Because, you know,
listening to Angela sleep talk
299
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:54,940
is just as bad
as reading her mail.
300
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:57,276
So what?
I do that too.
301
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,784
TONY:
Mona, she was
just sleep talking.
302
00:13:04,917 --> 00:13:06,952
MONA:
She was sleep-gushing.
303
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:08,988
Hi, Mom.
304
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,590
Oh, uh, Jonathan,
what are you doing here?
305
00:13:11,724 --> 00:13:14,426
I forgot my homework.
The bus is waiting.
306
00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,829
Oh, I-I was looking
for my keys.
307
00:13:16,962 --> 00:13:17,930
Oh.
308
00:13:18,063 --> 00:13:20,399
Well, here they are.
309
00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:21,634
Oh, by the way,
310
00:13:21,767 --> 00:13:23,969
you can hear better
if you tilt your head.
311
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,842
TONY:
Mona, it was no big deal.
312
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:31,310
No big deal?
313
00:13:31,443 --> 00:13:33,212
She said she loves you.
314
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,381
I know. I was there.
315
00:13:35,514 --> 00:13:37,950
So was I.
So were the kids.
316
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:39,451
We all heard it.
317
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,787
TONY:
Mona, please, enough.
318
00:13:41,921 --> 00:13:45,291
MONA:
Tony, I can't stop thinking
about it. Tell me.
319
00:13:45,424 --> 00:13:47,259
TONY:
There is nothing to tell.
320
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,329
Level with me.
321
00:13:50,462 --> 00:13:51,997
You and Angela
322
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:55,835
have some heavy-duty feelings
for each other, right?
323
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,503
Mona,
would you lighten up?
324
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,538
This is not
The Young and the Restless.
325
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,841
Come on here.
I mean, hey,
326
00:14:01,974 --> 00:14:04,810
Angela's just sleep talking
'cause she ate too much lasagna.
327
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,612
So what are you
going to do about it?
328
00:14:06,745 --> 00:14:08,347
Use less garlic.
329
00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:11,350
Tony,
it's a tough world out there.
330
00:14:11,483 --> 00:14:12,585
[GROANS]
331
00:14:12,718 --> 00:14:15,454
And good relationships
are hard to come by.
332
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:17,890
So if someone says that
they love you,
333
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:19,592
even if they're asleep,
334
00:14:19,725 --> 00:14:21,760
you go for it. I would.
335
00:14:21,894 --> 00:14:23,062
Heh, heh.
Well, that's you.
336
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:24,763
It's different
with me and Angela.
337
00:14:24,897 --> 00:14:26,966
Oh, are you kidding me?
338
00:14:27,099 --> 00:14:29,702
There is enough electricity
in this house
339
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:31,670
to light up a small city.
340
00:14:31,804 --> 00:14:34,406
Oh, come on.
No way, Mona. No--
341
00:14:34,540 --> 00:14:36,742
Well, maybe Dubuque.
342
00:14:38,577 --> 00:14:42,181
TONY:
Oh, I can't understand this.
Where is she?
343
00:14:42,314 --> 00:14:44,350
Oh, boy.
344
00:14:46,752 --> 00:14:48,153
Where did you go?
345
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:53,692
Oh.
346
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:56,028
Dad,
can I ask a dumb question?
347
00:14:56,161 --> 00:14:57,796
Why are we trying
to surprise Angela
348
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,632
if she already knows
about the party?
349
00:14:59,765 --> 00:15:01,800
Because
I planned a surprise party,
350
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:04,937
and that's what she's
gonna get: a surprise party.
351
00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:07,940
Just thought I'd ask.
352
00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,408
Any other questions?
353
00:15:09,541 --> 00:15:10,843
Yeah.
Where is she?
354
00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:13,112
I've been sitting
in the dark for a half hour.
355
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:14,546
Maybe
we should cut the cake.
356
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,582
Don't even breathe
on that cake.
357
00:15:16,715 --> 00:15:19,018
I want everything to be
just perfect for Angela.
358
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,754
Boy.
359
00:15:21,887 --> 00:15:24,390
This chocolate fudge cake
is heaven.
360
00:15:25,491 --> 00:15:27,993
Oh, Mona, how could you
do that?
361
00:15:28,127 --> 00:15:30,896
I didn't touch
any of the letters.
362
00:15:31,030 --> 00:15:32,264
Uh-oh.
363
00:15:32,398 --> 00:15:35,301
Well, so it says,
"Happy birthday, ngela."
364
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:36,702
[GROANS]
365
00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,972
It's the worst surprise party
I ever gave in my whole life.
366
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,707
The guest of honor
doesn't show up,
367
00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:42,942
I got a half-eaten cake,
368
00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,844
and I just broke
the rubber band on my hat.
369
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,379
Where could she be?
370
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:51,083
The answering service said
she left the office hours ago.
371
00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:54,520
Guys, maybe she decided she
didn't want a surprise party.
372
00:15:54,653 --> 00:15:56,522
No way.
Mom was so excited,
373
00:15:56,655 --> 00:15:57,589
she tried to find out
374
00:15:57,723 --> 00:15:59,959
what Grandma and Tony
were getting her.
375
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:01,427
What do you mean?
376
00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:03,896
This morning, when I
came back to get my homework,
377
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,031
I saw her listening
at the kitchen door.
378
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:08,767
Uh-oh. Trouble.
379
00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:11,470
All right, all right, all right.
Let's not overreact.
380
00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:14,406
I'll check all the hospitals.
You check 31 Flavors.
381
00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:17,643
[MUSIC PLAYS]
382
00:16:20,879 --> 00:16:21,914
Happy birthday, Angela.
383
00:16:22,047 --> 00:16:23,916
It's just you and me, kid.
384
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:25,851
Troubles, lady?
385
00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,756
I can't believe what I did.
386
00:16:30,889 --> 00:16:33,258
I was talking in my sleep,
387
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,594
and I said
I love my housekeeper,
388
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,229
and everybody heard me.
389
00:16:37,363 --> 00:16:39,732
You love
your housekeeper?
390
00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:41,467
This ain't
that kind of bar, lady.
391
00:16:42,568 --> 00:16:43,769
No.
392
00:16:43,902 --> 00:16:45,404
No, you don't understand.
393
00:16:45,537 --> 00:16:47,106
My housekeeper's a man.
Ah.
394
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,074
and I can
never face him again.
395
00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,376
That's really humiliating.
396
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:52,745
This one's on the house.
397
00:16:55,981 --> 00:16:58,183
Right now, my family's
throwing me a party,
398
00:16:58,317 --> 00:17:00,152
but I'm
too embarrassed to go.
399
00:17:00,285 --> 00:17:02,287
Do you think
I'm a horrible person?
400
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,890
Uh, shouldn't you be
telling this to a shrink?
401
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,925
I tried. She's on vacation.
402
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,894
Mine always leaves
an emergency number.
403
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,430
Yo, yo, give me
another belt.
404
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,731
Make it a double.
405
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,734
Okay. Another virgin
tequila sunrise coming up.
406
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,305
Hey, lady, you sure you don't
want anything stronger?
407
00:17:20,439 --> 00:17:21,874
Oh, no. I'm-I'm fine.
408
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,810
The grenadine is really
beginning to kick in.
409
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,612
I'm feeling a lot better.
410
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:30,416
Lady, uh, if you're
so crazy about this guy,
411
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,484
why haven't you said so
when you're awake?
412
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:33,719
Because I--
413
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,856
I don't know.
414
00:17:37,990 --> 00:17:39,425
Well, it's obvious to me.
415
00:17:39,558 --> 00:17:41,460
Your subconscious
is manifesting
416
00:17:41,593 --> 00:17:43,162
deep-seated desires,
417
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:46,632
but your conscious self
is in a sublimation mode.
418
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:48,133
In lay parlance,
419
00:17:48,267 --> 00:17:50,069
you ain't ready.
420
00:17:50,202 --> 00:17:53,205
You must have studied
under a great bartender.
421
00:18:03,749 --> 00:18:04,817
This seat taken?
422
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,585
Tony.
423
00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,387
Uh, how did you find me?
424
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,189
Ah, the Micelli network.
425
00:18:10,322 --> 00:18:11,457
First,
Frank the conductor
426
00:18:11,590 --> 00:18:13,225
saw you get off
the Fairfield train.
427
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,060
I called Al the fireman,
Joe the policeman
428
00:18:15,194 --> 00:18:16,195
and Roxy the meter maid
429
00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,563
to keep an eye out
for your Jag.
430
00:18:17,696 --> 00:18:21,300
Which one of them found me?
Tony the housekeeper.
431
00:18:21,433 --> 00:18:23,202
I was across the street
filling my van.
432
00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:24,503
I spotted your car.
Angela,
433
00:18:24,636 --> 00:18:26,472
what are you doing
on this side of town?
434
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,807
Mona wouldn't even come
to a place like this.
435
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,442
Mona?
436
00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,812
You know Mona?
437
00:18:35,481 --> 00:18:37,149
Great little
hula dancer.
438
00:18:38,584 --> 00:18:41,553
Uh... Joe, say aloha to
Tony Micelli, my housekeeper.
439
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:43,922
Oh, so you're
the deep-seated desire, huh?
440
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:47,826
You told him?
441
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,762
Well, why not?
Everybody else knows.
442
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,731
Angela,
we have to talk.
443
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:55,067
Tony, you don't have
to say anything. I'm fine.
444
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:56,502
I'm perfectly fine.
Really.
445
00:18:56,635 --> 00:18:58,303
Uh, the number
of my shrink.
446
00:18:58,437 --> 00:19:00,272
Uh, thank you.
447
00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,241
Look, Tony,
448
00:19:02,374 --> 00:19:05,878
in-in light of my
bedroom blatherings, I, um,
449
00:19:06,011 --> 00:19:08,180
I don't think our situation
gonna work anymore.
450
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:09,681
One of us has to move.
451
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,251
I'll look for a place
in the morning.
452
00:19:12,384 --> 00:19:14,119
Oh, come on, Angela.
453
00:19:14,253 --> 00:19:15,387
Nobody's moving anywhere.
454
00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,656
You shouldn't be embarrassed
about last night.
455
00:19:17,789 --> 00:19:19,791
You didn't do anything
that I haven't done.
456
00:19:19,925 --> 00:19:22,461
Remember that time when
I was getting my appendix out?
457
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,062
And I was
under that anesthesia,
458
00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:26,331
and I said pretty much
close to what you said.
459
00:19:26,465 --> 00:19:28,700
You said exactly
what I said.
460
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:30,402
All right, okay,
so there you go.
461
00:19:30,536 --> 00:19:32,304
We both have,
you know, feelings.
462
00:19:32,437 --> 00:19:33,906
You two
would make a great couple
463
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,841
if you could both stay
unconscious.
464
00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:43,315
He has a point,
Tony.
Oh, baloney.
465
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:45,984
I don't have to be unconscious
to tell you how I feel.
466
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,886
You don't?
No.
467
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,655
So tell me.
468
00:19:49,788 --> 00:19:51,423
Tell you what?
469
00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:54,760
How you feel.
470
00:19:55,794 --> 00:19:56,728
Oh, oh, that.
471
00:19:56,862 --> 00:19:58,330
Well, uh...
472
00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,333
Well, Angela, uh,
look, uh...
473
00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:02,968
We know each other
a long time,
474
00:20:03,101 --> 00:20:06,438
and, uh... And we live
down the hall.
475
00:20:06,572 --> 00:20:08,073
And, uh...
476
00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:11,076
We've shared many...
appliances.
477
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:15,047
And, um, well, when you've
been through all of that...
478
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,616
Well, let me put it
another way, Angela. You know...
479
00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:19,618
It's a tough world
out there, huh?
480
00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:21,486
Well, I guess
that about wraps it up.
481
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,123
I couldn't have
said it better myself.
482
00:20:25,257 --> 00:20:26,658
BARTENDER:
Happy birthday
483
00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:28,627
to today's best customer.
484
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:29,761
Oh...
485
00:20:29,895 --> 00:20:32,164
Make a wish.
Thank you.
486
00:20:35,934 --> 00:20:38,537
When I was a little girl...
Ah...
487
00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:43,008
I used to stay up all night
before my birthday,
488
00:20:43,141 --> 00:20:45,244
thinking of what
I was going to wish.
489
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:46,845
And when I finally decided,
490
00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:48,747
I made sure that
I didn't tell anybody
491
00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:50,782
because, well,
then I was sure
492
00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,951
that it just wouldn't
come true.
493
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:56,054
Angela, the candle's
melting in the beer nuts.
494
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:02,894
[BLOWS]
495
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:05,664
Hope your wish comes true.
496
00:21:05,797 --> 00:21:07,799
You do?
Yes.
497
00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,135
Happy birthday.
498
00:21:19,511 --> 00:21:20,879
Come on.
Let's get out of here.
499
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,247
You got family
waiting for you
500
00:21:22,381 --> 00:21:25,217
and a cake that says,
"Happy birthday, la" on it.
501
00:21:25,350 --> 00:21:26,618
What?
502
00:21:26,752 --> 00:21:28,453
Never mind.
Just say goodbye to Joe.
503
00:21:28,587 --> 00:21:30,155
Good-bye, Joe. Thanks.
Good night.
504
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:31,556
Take care, Joe.
505
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,325
Hey, uh, Angela.
Yeah?
506
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,726
You ever been
to Dubuque?
507
00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:36,128
Dubuque?
508
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,196
it's a nice city.
Very well-lit.
509
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,903
[MUSIC PLAYS]
510
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,938
ANGELA:
Oh, chocolate fudge.
511
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:50,676
Can I have another piece?
512
00:21:52,377 --> 00:21:54,246
[SIGHS]
513
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:57,616
SAM:
Aw, Dad, please just let me
go to the mall.
514
00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:02,954
MONA:
Oh, Charlie,
I love the way you...
515
00:22:03,088 --> 00:22:04,589
painted the ceiling.
516
00:22:06,892 --> 00:22:08,727
TONY:
Micelli steps up
to the plate.
517
00:22:08,860 --> 00:22:12,197
Here's the pitch.
And it's going, going, gone!
518
00:22:12,331 --> 00:22:14,199
This is Mel Allen...
519
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,702
ANGELA:
Oh, are those cookies
for me?
520
00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,871
[ANGELA, SAM, MONA, &
TONY'S VOICES OVERLAPPING]
521
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:22,374
Oh, I can't take it anymore!
522
00:22:22,507 --> 00:22:23,975
Stop!
523
00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,824
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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