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["BRAND NEW LIFE" PLAYING]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for livin' ♪
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♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road and
A road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is
Up to you, my friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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["WEDDING MARCH" PLAYS]
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Tony, isn't my bride
beautiful?
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Oh, she's more
than beautiful.
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She's Mona.
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Friends and relatives,
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we're gathered together
to join this man
and this woman
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in holy matrimony.
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Usually, I ask this question
later in the ceremony,
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but, all things considered,
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I'd like to clear it up now.
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Is there anyone present
who objects to this union?
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Speak now
or forever hold your peace.
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MAN 1:
I object.
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MAN 2:
Me too.
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Mona, I thought we had a date
Friday night.
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Wait a minute,
she's going out
with me.
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[ALL ARGUING]
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Mother!
Mother, this is
embarrassing.
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No, it's not, dear.
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Boys, settle down.
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Hey!
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Settle down!
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Guys,
thanks for the memories.
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It was great
while it lasted,
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and some of you lasted
longer than others.
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But from now on,
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I am a one-man woman.
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Now all things
have come to pass.
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Just think, they're lighting
candles in singles bars
all over New England.
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Oh, you big lug,
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I'm yours forever.
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So, that's my dream.
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It's so clear in my mind.
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I can almost hear the tin cans
rattling behind my rolls.
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Oh, Max, you paint such
a romantic picture.
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Yeah,
Mona getting married.
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Makes me want
to throw wild rice.
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[LAUGHS]
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So, am I to assume
that I have your permission
to marry Mona?
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Oh, Max,
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take my mother,
please.
[LAUGHS]
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Oh, you have made me
so happy.
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Welcome
to the family.
Oh.
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Hey, Mona kissed a lot of frogs
to get to this prince.
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Ah!
ANGELA: Oh!
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All right. All right,
guys, now listen.
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I want your advice on how
to pop the question.
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I want to make this
a very special moment for Mona.
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Oh, I know
exactly what to do.
Oh, yeah. Come on, sit down.
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Sit down, sit down,
sit down.
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Take her to a little
French restaurant
for candle-light dinner.
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And when
she's not looking,
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you slip the ring into
her champagne glass.
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But make sure she doesn't
chug-a-lug.
[LAUGHS]
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But... you know,
Angela,
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I'm a little surprised.
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I thought you might
go for something,
you know, a bit more romantic.
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Like, picture this--
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You're
at Yankee Stadium.
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Yankee Stadium?
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On hat day.
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In one hand,
you got a hot dog,
mustard and relish.
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In the other hand,
you got a cold beer.
Okay?
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In your lap is a box
of Cracker Jacks.
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Now, during
the seventh-innings stretch,
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you go for
the Cracker Jacks,
you open the box,
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and you pull out
the prize.
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And let me tell you,
it ain't no plastic whistle.
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It's a diamond ring.
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Oh!
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Suddenly,
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the organ player
plays...
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♪ Da-da-da-da
da-dah ♪
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And you hear over
the loudspeaker,
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"Angela Bower,
will you marry me?"
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[IMITATING ECHO]
Me-me-me...
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You say yes,
the crowd roars,
and we live happily ever--
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Well, I mean,
you and the lucky guy
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live happily
ever after.
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That is beautiful,
Tony.
Oh, it's--
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That is so sweet.
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[BOTH IMITATING ECHO]
Sweet-sweet-sweet
sweet-sweet-sweet.
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What is sweet?
ALL: Oh.
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Oh, nothing, nothing.
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Good things come
to those who wait.
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TONY: Yeah.
Wait-- wait?
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Wait for what, huh?
Oh, it's a surprise.
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Oh, come on.
Come on, now...
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Give me just
a little hint.
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All right, I'll give you just
one little hint.
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Will you marry me?
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What?
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Guess he couldn't wait
till baseball season.
[CHUCKLES]
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Well, will you?
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Oh, you big lug,
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I'm yours forever.
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Just as
I pictured it.
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But my answer
is no.
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No?
No?
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No.
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There's that echo
again.
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You know,
I'm getting tired
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of carrying all this
romantic junk
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up to grandma's apartment.
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I wish she'd say yes to Max.
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Yeah, at least say no
to nougats.
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I'm going to blow up
like a balloon.
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You want me
to take some away?
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No!
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Sam, is this how you get
a girl to like you,
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by spending a lot of money?
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You got it.
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No, there are other ways to.
I mean, you could be cute,
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or charming, or funny.
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Spend money.
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Are Max and Mother
joining us for dinner?
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Yeah, I think so,
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unless he's wining
and dining her again.
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Let me tell you,
this guy don't give up.
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He is so romantic.
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You know, I don't understand
why Mother's not responding.
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Well, she's responding,
she just hasn't said yes.
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Well, she said yes,
but not to marriage.
Yeah, well...
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You know Mona.
Come on.
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She needs her space.
She wants her freedom.
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She's like a wild gazelle,
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roaming the plains
of the Tri-State area.
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She cannot be tamed.
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Well, maybe he could
hit her with a stun gun.
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Tony, I just don't want
to see my mother alone
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for the rest of her life.
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Oh, come on, Angela,
she's not going to be alone.
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Hey, let me tell you something,
two people can love each other
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and be together
without being married.
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Um, I'm going to take out
the garbage.
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Whoa. Get a load of this.
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I told Mother
to pull down the shades.
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Not that. Come here.
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Look.
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Oh!
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MONA:
Wow.
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I never had my name
in the sky before.
[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, Max,
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the candy
and the flowers
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and now this.
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You are
spoiling me rotten,
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and I'm a pushover
for rotten.
[CHUCKLES]
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Then the answer
is yes?
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Well...
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everything's going
so well for us.
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Why change it?
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Mona, I want
to be with you
all the time.
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Well...
We'll take a cruise
around the world, for a year.
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Mona, I want to take you away
from all of this.
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Well, I don't want
to get away from all of this.
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I want
to keep my job.
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I want to watch
my grandson grow up.
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And I want to insult
my daughter.
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Why, fine,
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then we'll get married
and stay here.
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Max, what's
the rush, huh?
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Can't we just
enjoy the moment?
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Good moment.
Mm. [CHUCKLES]
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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Uh, that must be
my darling grandson
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delivering some more
of your romantic goodies.
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Beat it, Jonathan!
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WOMAN:
Suzanne Roberts.
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Hmm, I don't know
any Suzanne Roberts.
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I do.
That's my ex-wife.
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Beat it, Suzanne!
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[KNOCK ON DOOR]
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SUZANNE:
Is Max there?
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I'd better get it.
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She's a very persistent lady.
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Hello, Max.
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Suzanne, what are
you doing here?
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Aren't you going
to invite me in?
No.
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He never means
what he says.
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You must be Mona.
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And you
must be 25.
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Next April.
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[SIGHS]
Suzanne, what
was important enough
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to bring you all the way
up here to Connecticut?
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You.
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Remember what you said
when we split up?
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That it was the biggest mistake
of our lives.
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You were absolutely right.
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Don't do that.
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Now, if you'd like to talk,
we'll talk. but this isn't
the time or the place.
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Okay, how about my
apartment tonight?
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Uh, how about right here,
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right now?
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You don't mind?
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No, of course not.
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I'll be downstairs
at Angela's.
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How very gracious
of you, Mona.
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Max and I have a lot
to catch up on.
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Well, take your time.
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Oh, and if
you need a break,
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there's a scratching post
in the kitchen.
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[HUMMING]
[TIMER DINGS]
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Ho! All right,
all right.
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Oh, baby.
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Oh.
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Oh, come to papa.
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Oh, a center cut
roast,
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new potatoes,
baby carrots,
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and gravy to die for.
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Perfection in a pan.
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It's too bad I'm stuffed.
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I never should have
had that last chocolate.
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Yeah.
Or the 40 before it.
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Life is wonderful.
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Oh, I'm glad
to hear that, Mona.
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I hope you're hungry.
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No, I couldn't eat a thing.
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Oh, wha-- Why don't I just
pack up my meat thermometer
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and go where people eat.
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[CHUCKLES] Well, maybe
I'll have a little later on.
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It's just that--
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Well, right now
I'm just too excited.
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Well, what do you mean?
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Well...
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I've decided
to marry Max.
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ANGELA: Oh!
Aah!
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Oh, Mona,
that's terrific!
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Well, that's wonderful!
What made you
change your mind?
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Who cares what made
her change her mind.
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Oh!
We're getting
married!
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[ALL LAUGH]
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Ladies and
young ladies, presenting
in this living room only,
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the future
Mrs. Mona Robinson-Muldoon!
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So, what do you think?
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Uh, well, Mother...
Don't you think that's a little
risqué for the wedding night?
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This is
for the wedding.
[ALL LAUGH]
252
00:11:30,823 --> 00:11:31,991
Hey, hey, hey!
253
00:11:32,124 --> 00:11:34,860
Let me tell you, we had
the greatest time out there.
254
00:11:34,994 --> 00:11:36,929
It's bride's heaven
out there, huh.
255
00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:38,898
We picked out
stemware, flatware,
256
00:11:39,031 --> 00:11:41,100
china patterns,
sheets, and towels.
257
00:11:41,233 --> 00:11:43,736
I could not get him
out of housewares.
258
00:11:43,869 --> 00:11:46,739
Yeah, all she wanted
to see was ceiling mirrors.
259
00:11:47,506 --> 00:11:49,141
Come on, Samantha.
260
00:11:49,275 --> 00:11:51,444
You can
help me unwrap
all the packages.
261
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:53,279
Ooh, great. I can't wait
to see what you got.
262
00:11:53,412 --> 00:11:56,549
Yeah. Mona, don't let her
near that red box.
263
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:01,153
Gee, you know,
264
00:12:01,587 --> 00:12:03,289
weddings
are a lot of work.
265
00:12:03,422 --> 00:12:06,125
Makes you wonder
if they're
even worth it.
266
00:12:06,258 --> 00:12:08,994
What? I thought
this is what you wanted.
267
00:12:09,128 --> 00:12:10,429
I thought it was too.
268
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,031
Well, so what's wrong?
269
00:12:12,164 --> 00:12:14,800
Mona's happy.
Max is happy.
I'm happy.
270
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,368
You're a wet blanket.
271
00:12:17,403 --> 00:12:19,271
Tony, something just
doesn't add up.
272
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:21,373
One minute, she wants
to be free as a gazelle.
273
00:12:21,507 --> 00:12:23,743
And the next minute,
she's making a lifetime
commitment.
274
00:12:23,876 --> 00:12:24,844
Well, that's Mona.
275
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:27,146
You know, flighty,
free-spirited...
276
00:12:27,279 --> 00:12:28,481
wacko. Heh.
277
00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:31,183
But, hey,
she can take
care of herself.
278
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,052
Yeah, well,
maybe you're right.
279
00:12:33,185 --> 00:12:35,621
Aren't I always, huh?
Huh.
280
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,124
[♪♪♪♪♪]
281
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:41,093
Gosh, you know,
isn't life funny?
282
00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:44,563
You know, I mean,
one minute you're saying,
"no, no, no."
283
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:48,734
And the next minute,
you're saying,
"I do, I do, I do."
284
00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:50,302
Well... [CHUCKLES]
285
00:12:50,436 --> 00:12:53,239
Mother, what was
that magic moment
286
00:12:53,372 --> 00:12:55,508
that made you
change your mind?
287
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:59,411
Well, actually,
there were several, dear.
288
00:12:59,545 --> 00:13:02,314
We'll talk about it
when you're older.
289
00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,482
Uh...
290
00:13:04,316 --> 00:13:06,952
Mother, I just can't
help but thinking that--
[TONY HUMMING]
291
00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,822
Ah, Tony, just the man
I wanted to talk to.
Oh, yeah?
292
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:12,992
Do you think that
we should invite
the Simmons to the wedding?
293
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:16,095
Oh, the Simmons, I don't know.
You know, at the last party
he went to he got drunk,
294
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:19,198
he put a lampshade on his head,
and he started taking his
clothes off.
295
00:13:19,331 --> 00:13:20,933
You're right.
They're in.
[TONY CHUCKLES]
296
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:22,935
Um...
297
00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:25,838
Hey.
TONY: Hey, look who's back!
All right!
298
00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,940
Hi, how were
the Ice Capades?
299
00:13:28,073 --> 00:13:30,509
Oh, it was terrific. You should
have seen the costumes.
300
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,144
Oh, and the routines.
301
00:13:32,278 --> 00:13:34,847
And the legs
on those babes.
302
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,150
Tongue to the floor.
303
00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:40,452
Where does he
get these things?
304
00:13:40,586 --> 00:13:42,555
Pee-wee's
Playhouse.
305
00:13:42,688 --> 00:13:46,258
I almost forgot.
Got some munchies
here for you.
306
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,927
Oh, boy!
Hey, Mona,
307
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,461
do not ruin your appetite.
308
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,863
I reheated this roast
twice already.
309
00:13:50,996 --> 00:13:52,531
One more time,
I'll be wearing it on my feet.
310
00:13:52,665 --> 00:13:54,033
Tony, Cracker Jacks.
311
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,868
With a prize.
312
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:57,069
Oh! Crac--
313
00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,304
Open it up, Mona.
314
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,272
You know, it's a good
appetizer for roast.
315
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:01,707
It's...
316
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,510
You know, the last time
I opened one of these things,
317
00:14:04,643 --> 00:14:06,145
I got one of those
things you click
318
00:14:06,278 --> 00:14:08,848
that makes
cricket noises...
TONY: Yeah.
319
00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,351
[GASPS]
320
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:16,055
Whoa, that's some
cricket clicker.
321
00:14:16,188 --> 00:14:18,457
We helped pick it out.
322
00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,793
We? You wanted to get
the smaller one.
323
00:14:20,926 --> 00:14:24,163
I was the one who held out
for the major rock.
324
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,334
That's my girl.
Heh, heh.
325
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:32,504
Oh, Max, we're going to be
so happy together,
326
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:35,140
just the three of us.
327
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,842
A small token
of my love
328
00:14:36,976 --> 00:14:39,712
and not that you'd care but
it's twice as big
as Suzanne's.
329
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:42,948
Suzanne?
Who's Suzanne?
330
00:14:43,082 --> 00:14:45,251
Oh, Max's ex-wife.
331
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:48,354
Uh, she dropped by
a couple of days ago.
332
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,624
Let me tell you,
Mona showed
a great deal of class.
333
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,093
Oh, what was your ex-wife
doing here?
334
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,096
She wanted to get
back together again,
but...
335
00:14:57,229 --> 00:15:00,132
hey, hey,
this guy is spoken for.
336
00:15:00,266 --> 00:15:02,601
TONY: Now you're talking,
Max, my man.
337
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,504
Is this a cute couple,
or what?
[ALL LAUGH]
338
00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:07,706
Come on, Max,
let's go up to my place.
339
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:11,176
Um, Mother, could I have
a word or two with you
in the kitchen, please?
340
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,511
No.
341
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:15,180
Uh, Mother,
we really need to talk.
342
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,883
Well, you sure know
how to spoil a girl's fun.
343
00:15:18,017 --> 00:15:19,585
Don't go far, cave man.
344
00:15:19,718 --> 00:15:21,553
I won't.
[BOTH LAUGH]
345
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:27,026
Hey, well, Tony...
Don't you think it's time that
we planned my bachelor party?
346
00:15:27,159 --> 00:15:30,763
Ooh, yeah.
How about Tai Babilonia
jumping out of a cake?
347
00:15:32,464 --> 00:15:33,933
All right, all right.
348
00:15:34,066 --> 00:15:36,268
So I didn't mention
his ex-wife.
349
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,505
You know, I've got a few other
things on my mind.
350
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:47,513
I just want to
ask you one thing.
351
00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,548
Was the night
she came over
352
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:51,650
the night you
decided to marry Max?
353
00:15:53,152 --> 00:15:55,087
Who remembers?
354
00:15:55,220 --> 00:15:57,122
Angela, if you will
excuse me,
355
00:15:57,256 --> 00:16:01,126
Max is waiting for me,
and I have some
gratitude to show.
356
00:16:01,260 --> 00:16:04,063
Just tell me if it was
the same night.
357
00:16:04,196 --> 00:16:06,098
Angela, what is it
with you?
358
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,468
Mother, just look at the facts,
one minute you
want to be free,
359
00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,203
and the next minute
his ex-wife shows up,
360
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,706
and you've got
a diamond that's
size of a coconut.
361
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,208
Oh, so that's what
it's about, huh?
362
00:16:16,342 --> 00:16:17,443
Coconut envy.
363
00:16:17,576 --> 00:16:20,245
Give me a little credit.
364
00:16:20,379 --> 00:16:24,984
I just-- I just think
you feel threatened.
365
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:28,153
By Suzanne? Ha!
366
00:16:28,287 --> 00:16:30,723
Mona Robinson does not
know the meaning
367
00:16:30,856 --> 00:16:33,092
of the word
"threatened." [CHUCKLES]
368
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,561
It means insecure...
369
00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,896
vulnerable...
370
00:16:38,497 --> 00:16:41,400
feeling inadequate
to a former wife...
371
00:16:46,772 --> 00:16:50,275
who happens to be
a younger woman.
372
00:16:50,409 --> 00:16:52,411
Heh.
Time to check my roast.
373
00:16:52,544 --> 00:16:55,147
Angela, you don't know
what you're
talking about.
374
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:58,283
Mother, I just don't want
to see you marry Max
for the wrong reasons.
375
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:01,220
Well, if you feel that way
about it, maybe you shouldn't
come to my wedding.
376
00:17:01,353 --> 00:17:03,222
What?
Oh, feel what way?
377
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,791
Mother, I think you're
overreacting.
378
00:17:05,924 --> 00:17:07,626
We can find some other place
to have the wedding,
379
00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:11,163
some place with more room
and nicer furniture.
380
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:13,632
Oh, Mona, why don't
we just rent other chairs.
381
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,634
We'll have it
at Max's apartment.
382
00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,537
Or on the yacht.
That would be very nice.
383
00:17:18,670 --> 00:17:20,739
Well, time out. Wait--
What happened?
384
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,074
Don't worry, Tony.
385
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,777
You're still invited
to the wedding.
386
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,648
What'd you do?
387
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,717
That woman will not listen
to reason.
388
00:17:31,850 --> 00:17:35,387
Do you know why she is marrying
Max? Because she's afraid
of losing him to Suzanne.
389
00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:37,723
Oh, Angela, I don't think
you're right there.
390
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:39,291
I know I'm right!
391
00:17:39,425 --> 00:17:42,561
Maybe you are,
but maybe you're wrong.
392
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:45,197
Hey, one thing's for sure.
She's your mother.
She's getting married.
393
00:17:45,330 --> 00:17:46,698
And you should be there.
394
00:17:46,832 --> 00:17:49,802
You heard her, Tony.
She doesn't even
want me there.
395
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,405
What is this world
coming to?
396
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:58,210
It's enough to break
a housekeeper's heart.
397
00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:03,782
All right, Jonathan,
are you ready
to take over?
398
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,417
Sure, grandma, what do I do?
399
00:18:05,551 --> 00:18:07,686
Well, right here where
it says "the wedding
will take place
400
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,255
at 3344
Oak Hills Drive."
401
00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,057
Cross that out.
402
00:18:12,191 --> 00:18:13,992
Put Pier 61.
403
00:18:14,126 --> 00:18:17,663
Getting married on a boat
is a neat idea.
404
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:19,765
If anybody brings
a cheapo gift,
405
00:18:19,898 --> 00:18:21,800
you can make them
walk the plank.
Heh, heh.
406
00:18:21,934 --> 00:18:23,769
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
407
00:18:23,902 --> 00:18:24,970
Yes?
408
00:18:27,906 --> 00:18:29,341
How's it going?
409
00:18:30,509 --> 00:18:31,477
Fine.
410
00:18:31,610 --> 00:18:33,879
I couldn't be happier.
411
00:18:34,012 --> 00:18:36,482
Jonathan, would you
like to run out
and mail those invitations?
412
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:38,250
Sure, grandma.
413
00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:42,321
As soon as you marry Max,
will he put me in his will?
414
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:44,022
Goodbye, Jonathan.
415
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:54,266
I came to deliver this.
416
00:18:54,399 --> 00:18:58,003
Oh, our first
wedding gift, huh?
417
00:18:58,137 --> 00:18:59,705
Yes, it's from me.
418
00:19:00,305 --> 00:19:01,573
Why?
419
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:03,408
Open it.
420
00:19:08,947 --> 00:19:12,684
It's great-grandmother's
sterling comb.
421
00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,754
Yes, you gave it to me
when I married Michael.
422
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:17,956
And now,
I want you to have it.
423
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,860
Do you remember
what you said when
you gave it to me?
424
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,930
Break it
and you're dead.
425
00:19:29,434 --> 00:19:31,236
I-- I mean after that.
426
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,074
Uh...just some
mushy stuff.
427
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,244
I remember exactly.
428
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:42,548
You said Michael wasn't
your first choice for me
429
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:43,715
as a husband...
430
00:19:46,285 --> 00:19:49,888
but that I'd always
be your first choice
as a daughter.
431
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,293
I said that?
432
00:19:54,426 --> 00:19:56,862
Yes.
433
00:19:56,995 --> 00:20:00,566
And you said that
as long as I was happy,
434
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,434
that's all you cared about,
435
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,771
and now I'm
saying that to you.
436
00:20:09,074 --> 00:20:10,842
Thank you, dear.
437
00:20:14,613 --> 00:20:17,783
And now can I please
come to your wedding?
438
00:20:20,252 --> 00:20:21,553
Oh, baby.
439
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,599
You should see Suzanne.
440
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,636
She's really beautiful.
441
00:20:37,769 --> 00:20:40,205
Max has great taste
in women.
442
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,944
This insecurity thing
is new to me.
443
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:48,513
You've come to the master.
444
00:20:49,681 --> 00:20:51,617
You could lean on me.
445
00:20:52,784 --> 00:20:54,386
I will...
446
00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,825
in just a second.
447
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:01,460
Mother, where are you going?
448
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,496
I'm going to stop
Jonathan from mailing
those invitations.
449
00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:07,132
[SIGHS]
450
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,068
This lady is
not getting married
451
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,237
until she's
good and ready.
452
00:21:12,371 --> 00:21:13,772
[DOOR OPENS]
453
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:17,109
Uh... I just hope
Max understands.
454
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:19,444
Oh, of course he will.
455
00:21:19,578 --> 00:21:22,514
No, I mean about
keeping this coconut.
456
00:21:26,151 --> 00:21:28,020
[BLOWS AIR]
457
00:21:28,553 --> 00:21:29,655
Smooth.
458
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,290
[SIGHS]
459
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:34,326
Oh, Tony, you really know
how to throw a bachelor party.
[CHUCKLES]
460
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:36,795
Yeah, this is wild.
461
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:45,470
You know, I gotta say, Max.
You're a real good sport
going through with this
462
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:47,439
even though Mona called
off the wedding, you know.
463
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:49,174
Hey, don't count me out yet,
you know.
464
00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,009
I didn't become
a successful businessman
465
00:21:51,143 --> 00:21:52,978
by taking no for an answer.
466
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:55,580
She'll come around.
Uh, I don't know, you know...
467
00:21:55,714 --> 00:21:59,184
You never can tell with these
Robinson women. [LAUGHS]
468
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:01,620
Hey, speaking
of women...
469
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:05,490
wait till you
see the video
I got.
470
00:22:05,624 --> 00:22:10,362
Huh! Oh, this is
going to knock
your socks off.
471
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,130
Get ready, boys.
472
00:22:14,132 --> 00:22:15,534
[MUSIC PLAYS ON TV]
473
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:19,705
Welcome to the Ice Capades,
a celebration on skates.
474
00:22:19,838 --> 00:22:22,574
All right, this is hot!
475
00:22:25,077 --> 00:22:26,411
[BLOWS AIR]
476
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,590
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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