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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for livin' ♪
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♪ So take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road
And a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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I don't know why
I read the paper.
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Everything's so depressing.
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It's acid rain, government
scandal, Central America.
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Oh, you think that's bad.
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Mr. Dithers is
about to fire Dagwood.
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Mr. Dithers,
is he still alive?
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Yes.
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He must be over 100.
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Yeah. And not a wrinkle.
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You want some more coffee?
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Oh, I'll get it.
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No, no. This is your day off.
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I wouldn't think of interrupting
your mindless pursuits.
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Oh, well, thank you, Angela.
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You're welcome, Tony.
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Well, let me make myself
comfy here, huh?
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Ooh, boy.
This Brenda Starr,
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she's a looker.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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SAMANTHA: I'll get it!
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Oh, good.
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Hi!
Ooh!
Ooh!
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Major textiles.
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Nice pearl accents.
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Très preppie.
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It should be great,
you know what it cost me?
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Practically nothing.
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So, what's
the big news?
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Tell us! Tell us!
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Later. Come on.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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What later?
What--? What news?
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It's no biggie, Dad.
I'm just going to the library.
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Decked out like that?
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It's a study date.
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With who, Calvin Klein?
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Samantha, since when
do you go on study dates?
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Dad. I'm a high school
freshman now.
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My time is very limited.
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I have to combine activities
whenever I can.
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Oh, good, good. You could smile
when you take out the garbage.
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You have to take out
the garbage?
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Our housekeeper
does that.
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Whoops.
Sorry, Mr. Micelli.
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Okay, Sam, who is this
young scholar, anyway?
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Why haven't you
mentioned this before?
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And how come
I haven't met him?
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Can we continue this
in the kitchen, please?
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Oh, I'd be delighted.
Excuse us.
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Why can't parents just give
you money and leave you alone?
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Yeah.
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Dad, do you have
to cross-examine me
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in front of my friends?
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Oh, no, I can do it anywhere.
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This sounds like
a father-daughter moment.
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Maybe we should
leave them alone.
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No, please stay.
I need all the help I can get.
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Well, I don't know
what the issue is,
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but I'm with you,
sister.
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Aw, sure, go ahead.
All of youse gang up on me.
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It's the only chance
I've got.
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Dad, look,
if you haven't noticed,
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I'm growing up.
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Yeah, yeah, I noticed.
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Any chance I could
talk you out of that?
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Dad, I'm in high school now,
and I need more independence.
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You can't ask me
about every little thing.
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You're right.
Who is this guy?
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He's someone
you don't know.
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Well,
why don't I know him?
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Because I don't know him
too well, either.
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How can you go out
with a guy you barely know?
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Well, I--
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[MUTTERS]
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I don't know about this.
I mean, we had an agreement.
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Before you go out with them,
I get to meet them.
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Come on, Dad.
Loosen up.
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Yeah, Dad.
Chill out, man.
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[MUTTERS]
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I think what Samantha
and Mother are trying to say
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is that every young girl
needs a little privacy.
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I mean,
what's the problem
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if you know
who she's gonna be with,
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where she's going,
and what time she's coming back?
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Mason, library, 5:30.
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Oh.
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I guess.
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[WOMEN CHEER]
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All right!
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Right on!
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Dad, and please,
no more third degree, okay?
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Okay.
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[GROANING]
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Tony,
you're growling again.
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College?
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Shh!
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Does your dad know
you're dating a college man?
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Honey, my father
treats me as an adult.
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I don't have to account
for my every move.
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Wow...
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So... What's his name?
How'd you meet him?
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Where? Come on,
give us the deets.
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His name is Mason, and I met him
at the mall in the bookstore.
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What were you doing
in a bookstore?
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Getting change
to use the phone.
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Does he know
you're in high school?
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Sure he does,
but he doesn't mind.
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I mean, chronologically,
I'm almost 15,
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but emotionally,
I'm at least 16.
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And since girls
mature faster than boys,
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my 16 is like
being in college.
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So even though
I'm in high school...I'm not.
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So does that mean we'll see you
in school tomorrow or what?
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When do we get
to meet this guy?
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Meet him?
Uh, well, he's kind of busy.
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Well, doesn't
he have some free time?
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Sure, but even
his free time is busy.
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You know how it is in college.
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Oh, yeah.
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Come on, guys.
Walk me to the bus.
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[HUMMING]
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SAMANTHA: Hey, bye, Dad.
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Okay, Samantha, look,
have a good time,
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and don't
strain your eyes.
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Oh, Julie,
that reminds me.
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I gotta give your mother
that recipe for
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Grandma's
eggplant parmesan.
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But Dad,
I've gotta go.
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Go ahead,
I'll catch up with you.
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Bye-bye. Bye. Bye.
Bye!
Bye!
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So Julia...
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Sam's got
a hot date, huh?
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Oh, yeah.
He's really hot.
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[BOTH GIGGLING]
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How hot?
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Well, he's--
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Wait a minute.
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I know what you're trying
to do, Mr. Micelli,
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but it won't work.
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Oh, you're sharp,
Julia.
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Ooh, are you sharp.
Wow.
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You know, we can use
people like you in the CIA,
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and I think they do.
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Um, let's see.
Where is that recipe?
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Let's see. Um...
Oh, hey, but, Julia,
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not for nothing, you mean
to tell me you're not gonna
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go down
and check this guy out?
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Nah. You need ID.
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ID? No, I-- I don't think you
need ID to get in the library.
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Sure you do.
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No, no.
No, you don't.
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Sometimes you do.
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Oh, like when?
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Like when it's a college.
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Aha!
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Oh, no.
I'm dog meat.
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We work well
together, Julia.
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Uh...Samantha,
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I-- I reserved a table
off in the corner
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where it's quiet
and we can be alone.
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Alone?
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You know, Mason, it's hard
for me to concentrate
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when it's too quiet.
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Let's just stay out here
where the action is.
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Whatever you say.
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Thank you.
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So how do you like
my library?
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Nice.
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Lots of books.
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Actually, the section
on thermonuclear physics
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is pretty thin.
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Serious bummage.
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Good word!
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You know, you certainly
have your finger
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on the pulse
of American slang.
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I try.
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You know, Sam, I've been
thinking a lot about today.
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Me too.
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Hey, where do
the cheerleaders sit?
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I love your mind!
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You come at the world
from such an interesting angle.
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Thanks.
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So?
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Where do they sit?
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Oh, I'm sorry. The cheerleaders
don't come here.
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Only the football players.
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Football players?
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Here?
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Sure, they come to see me.
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It's a symbiotic
relationship.
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I help them
pass their courses.
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They let me use
their weight room.
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But I guess
that's kind of obvious.
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Oh, yeah.
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Well, since this
is a study date,
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I guess we should study.
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Right.
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I need some periodicals.
I have to get an article
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on fiber optics
and superconductivity.
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Hey, see if they have
a copy of Vogue.
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[LAUGHS]
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Hey, there.
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Hi.
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Skeeter?
Skeeter Barnes?
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How'd you recognize me
out of uniform?
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I read...
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about you
on the sports page.
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[CHUCKLES]
Uh, where's Mason?
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He's supposed to tutor me
in Marriage and Family.
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You know, if I flunk,
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they're gonna make me
give back the Mercedes.
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You're kidding. Heh.
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Boy, life just
isn't fair.
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Tell me about it.
Like this Sunday.
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I blocked this punt, you know.
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I scoop it up,
I take the ball
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the length of the field
for a touchdown.
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They call it back?
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They don't put my picture
in the paper.
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Wow. This is great.
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Jock talk with
Skeeter Barnes.
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Wait until
I tell my friends.
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I'm gonna check 'em out.
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Okay.
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Excuse me, sir.
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Yeah.
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Are you a student?
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No. No. Never was.
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Good athlete, though.
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Um, I'm looking
for my daughter.
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She's got brown hair, brown eyes
and a beautiful smile.
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Well,
that narrows it down
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to 50 percent
of the girls on campus.
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Yeah, yeah.
Well, I tell you what.
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Picture me in a dress,
only younger and smaller.
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Oh, her.
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The reading room.
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Oh, by the way,
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you do have
a beautiful smile.
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Oh, thanks. I use a whitener
and a brightener.
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Careful!
Person here.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
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It's just that my daughter's
on a study date with some guy.
259
00:10:02,185 --> 00:10:04,270
When I find him,
I'm gonna wring his neck.
260
00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,855
What does
your daughter look like?
261
00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:07,398
Like that.
262
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,149
Oh, no.
263
00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:08,149
What?
264
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,484
Nothing.
265
00:10:11,152 --> 00:10:13,530
I break the tackle,
I head around the outside here.
266
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,740
It's beautiful. I was wide open.
267
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,740
You...
268
00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,034
ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
269
00:10:18,034 --> 00:10:19,744
Oh, no!
270
00:10:19,744 --> 00:10:21,955
I can't believe it.
How did you know I was here?
271
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,248
I have my ways.
272
00:10:23,248 --> 00:10:25,959
Julia is dog meat.
273
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,128
Do you have any idea
how old she is,
274
00:10:29,128 --> 00:10:30,713
you cradle robber?
275
00:10:30,713 --> 00:10:32,841
Dad, you've got it
all wrong.
276
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:35,552
I've got it all wrong? Let me
tell you something, Mason,
277
00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:38,304
she's nothing but a freshman
in high school! She's a kid!
278
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,056
Will you listen to me?
279
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:40,056
Hey, pal,
280
00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:42,100
you're messing up my story
about the three broken tackles.
281
00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:43,268
And I ain't Mason.
282
00:10:43,268 --> 00:10:44,769
Oh.
283
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:46,896
Skeeter.
284
00:10:46,896 --> 00:10:48,940
Word gets around.
285
00:10:52,944 --> 00:10:55,196
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.
286
00:10:55,196 --> 00:10:57,407
Okay, okay. If he's not Mason,
that's all right.
287
00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,909
I'm not leaving this
and nobody else is leaving
288
00:10:59,909 --> 00:11:01,828
until I find this Mason guy.
Where is he?
289
00:11:04,372 --> 00:11:06,124
Thanks, everybody.
290
00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,750
You're Mason?
291
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,211
How do you do?
292
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:10,211
TONY: What are you doing there?
293
00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:13,006
[WAILS]
Losing my grip.
294
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,884
Samantha,
he can't be over 15.
295
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:16,843
I can
if you let me live.
296
00:11:19,596 --> 00:11:20,930
What are you
doing in college?
297
00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:22,765
Majoring in
Abnormal Psychology,
298
00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:23,933
minoring in
Kinetic Physics.
299
00:11:25,351 --> 00:11:27,687
Well, what are you
doing in college?
300
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,356
I'm being humiliated
by my father.
301
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:33,526
Hey, Samantha,
you come back here!
302
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,237
How could you
do this to me?
303
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:37,697
Sa--
304
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,831
So Mason,
how are your grades?
305
00:11:52,003 --> 00:11:54,005
One more level
and this will be
306
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,882
the highest house of cards
ever built.
307
00:11:55,882 --> 00:11:57,717
You think I can do it,
Grandma?
308
00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,594
No way.
309
00:12:01,179 --> 00:12:04,182
Mother, that is a terrible way
to talk to a child.
310
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,142
Haven't you heard
of positive reinforcement?
311
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,812
Are you getting
a double chin?
312
00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,527
Hi.
313
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:18,154
Don't slam the door!
314
00:12:18,154 --> 00:12:19,405
Well...
315
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,865
look who is here.
316
00:12:20,865 --> 00:12:23,826
The spy who came in
from the library.
317
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,371
I guess Sam is back.
318
00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,456
And she told us everything.
319
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,416
And you ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
320
00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,960
If you weren't the cook,
321
00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,587
I would send you to your room
with no dinner.
322
00:12:35,672 --> 00:12:37,465
Well, sure, sure.
Go ahead.
323
00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,591
Take her side in this.
324
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:40,635
She probably blew it
out of proportion.
325
00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:41,761
What did she tell you?
326
00:12:41,761 --> 00:12:43,680
She said
you stormed in there,
327
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,848
you yelled at
a star football player,
328
00:12:45,848 --> 00:12:48,434
you pulled a young innocent
boy off a ladder,
329
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:51,020
and called her a kid
in front of the entire library.
330
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,272
Oh, no way, no way.
That kid fell off the ladder.
331
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,440
I didn't pull him.
332
00:12:54,440 --> 00:12:57,026
Well, that changes
everything.
333
00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,195
Let me just tell
you something.
334
00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,990
A college library is
no place for a 14 year old.
335
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,866
Almost 15.
336
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:06,077
I don't care
if she's almost 16.
337
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:08,913
And anyway, all she had to do
was level with me, you know?
338
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:10,873
I am not
an unreasonable father.
339
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:12,166
Ha!
340
00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,293
I am a very
open-minded parent.
341
00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:16,546
Double ha!
342
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,464
Don't make a draft!
343
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,675
You know what
the funny thing about this is?
344
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,510
I'll tell you what
the funny thing is.
345
00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:24,012
I like this kid.
I mean, hey,
346
00:13:24,012 --> 00:13:26,097
he's innocent,
he's awkward, he's shy.
347
00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,932
Everything I'm looking for
in a guy.
348
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,894
Isn't this
a bitter irony?
349
00:13:33,271 --> 00:13:35,898
He's your type.
He's Sam's type.
350
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:38,026
Sam's type?
What makes you think that?
351
00:13:38,026 --> 00:13:40,945
Tony, all the signs
are there.
352
00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:42,947
The new sweater,
the new skirt, the pearls.
353
00:13:42,947 --> 00:13:44,991
She came back
brokenhearted.
354
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:47,118
I'm telling you,
she's hurting.
355
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,662
The first cut
is the deepest.
356
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,914
Angela,
things are bad enough
357
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,916
without quoting
Rod Stewart.
358
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,880
All right, all right.
359
00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,880
Sorry.
360
00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,548
I broke her heart.
361
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,091
I'm gonna have to
go mend it.
362
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:03,342
It's not gonna be easy.
363
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,428
How can you mend
a broken heart?
364
00:14:08,639 --> 00:14:11,267
Now the Bee Gees,
Angela?
365
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:12,894
What is this,
Name That Tune?
366
00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:15,938
I'm sorry.
I'll let it be.
367
00:14:18,941 --> 00:14:20,735
Where are you going?
368
00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:23,613
Well, it's not too late yet.
I'm gonna go find Mason
369
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,782
and get those two kids
back together again.
370
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,949
♪ How can you mend... ♪
371
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,618
Don't slam the door!
372
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:29,285
♪ A broken heart ♪
373
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:34,040
Grandma, I did it!
I did it!
374
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,045
Yes, Jonathan?
375
00:14:40,713 --> 00:14:42,381
[♪♪♪]
376
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:46,427
Is my father gone?
377
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:48,054
Yeah, he is.
378
00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,555
Come on down here.
379
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,890
Come here.
380
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,393
How are you feeling?
381
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,853
Ah...
382
00:14:55,853 --> 00:14:57,313
Well?
383
00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:59,816
Angela, I've got
major father problems.
384
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,193
[STAMMERING]
385
00:15:02,193 --> 00:15:04,070
I know the feeling.
386
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,196
You do?
387
00:15:05,196 --> 00:15:06,739
I thought
it was your mother.
388
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:09,117
Yeah, that too.
389
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:13,204
Sam, when I was
about your age,
390
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,832
my father was
very protective of me.
391
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:18,376
And when I had my first
high school dance,
392
00:15:18,376 --> 00:15:20,294
he didn't
trust my date,
393
00:15:20,294 --> 00:15:23,673
so he volunteered
to be a chaperone.
394
00:15:23,673 --> 00:15:26,592
Oh, Angela,
that's so embarrassing.
395
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,387
No, embarrassing was when
everyone was doing the frug,
396
00:15:29,387 --> 00:15:31,722
and my father
started a conga line.
397
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:34,976
I can't believe it.
398
00:15:34,976 --> 00:15:37,520
You actually did
the frug?
399
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:46,279
That's not really
the point of the story, Sam.
400
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:49,448
The point is,
401
00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,951
sometimes...
402
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,953
Sometimes fathers
have a hard time
403
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:55,746
letting their little girls
grow up.
404
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:57,874
Tell me about it.
405
00:15:57,874 --> 00:16:00,042
So you got
to be patient,
406
00:16:00,042 --> 00:16:03,838
and you got to give him-- You
got to give him room to grow.
407
00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,382
You know, he's never had
a 14-year-old daughter before.
408
00:16:07,592 --> 00:16:08,593
Almost 15.
409
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:09,886
Yeah.
410
00:16:09,886 --> 00:16:12,096
And remember, honey,
411
00:16:12,096 --> 00:16:14,849
whatever crazy thing
he does,
412
00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:18,019
he does it
because he loves you.
413
00:16:18,019 --> 00:16:19,520
Just like my father
loved me.
414
00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:23,983
Angela, you're making it hard
for me to stay mad.
415
00:16:25,026 --> 00:16:27,653
I'm sorry about that.
416
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:28,988
And I know something
417
00:16:28,988 --> 00:16:30,740
that's gonna
make it a lot harder.
418
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:35,494
Do you know where
your father is right now?
419
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:40,208
At the mall
buying me a new outfit?
420
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,420
No.
421
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:47,590
No, it's much better
than that.
422
00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:48,549
Yeah?
423
00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:50,384
Yeah.
424
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:53,095
He's bringing
Mason over here
425
00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,681
so you two can
get back together.
426
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:56,933
What?
427
00:16:58,601 --> 00:17:00,519
Oh, no. I'm dead.
428
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:03,064
Oh, you mean that's not
what you want?
429
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,733
Angela, Mason is shy,
awkward, and innocent,
430
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:08,569
everything I'm not
looking for in a guy.
431
00:17:08,569 --> 00:17:09,654
[GASPS]
Oh, dear.
432
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:13,616
Sam.
433
00:17:14,909 --> 00:17:17,161
You're never gonna guess.
434
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,913
You couldn't find him?
435
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,913
Ah...
436
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:20,331
[LAUGHS]
437
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,335
Here he is...
438
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:29,257
Your boy genius
and mine...
439
00:17:29,257 --> 00:17:31,550
Mason Peters.
440
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:32,593
Hey, babe.
441
00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,512
[LAUGHING]
442
00:17:36,264 --> 00:17:39,267
Hey, I taught him that.
443
00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:41,352
Dad, can I speak
to you for a minute?
444
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:43,354
Any time,
sweetheart.
445
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,815
Hey, you stay
right here, Mase, huh?
446
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:48,234
We're on
a first-syllable basis.
447
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:55,658
So Mase...
448
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,368
I, uh...
449
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,539
I understand
you're majoring in Psychology.
450
00:18:01,539 --> 00:18:03,374
That must really prepare you
451
00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:05,501
for life's
little setbacks.
452
00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:08,754
Not really. Not when
you're as vulnerable as I am.
453
00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:12,425
Oh.
454
00:18:14,635 --> 00:18:16,887
Dad, what
is he doing here?
455
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:19,348
Well, look, honey,
I thought about it,
456
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,975
and I realized
that I went crazy again,
457
00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,394
and I made a minor scene.
458
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:25,563
This is my way
of saying I'm sorry.
459
00:18:25,563 --> 00:18:26,814
You really blew it.
460
00:18:28,733 --> 00:18:29,984
Huh?
461
00:18:29,984 --> 00:18:32,111
Dad,
I don't like Mason.
462
00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:34,905
I mean,
not in that way.
463
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,949
Well, what were
you doing with him
464
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,326
in the library then?
465
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,581
I wanted to see what
the college scene was like.
466
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:44,957
The college scene?
467
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,418
Sweetheart, you just got
into the high school scene.
468
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,504
What's the rush?
469
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:50,504
Dad, you don't understand.
470
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,256
Yeah-- Yes, I do.
I understand.
471
00:18:52,256 --> 00:18:54,258
I mean, you wanted
to feel grown-up.
472
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,844
I wanted to feel grown-up
when I was a kid.
473
00:18:56,844 --> 00:19:00,514
Oh, Dad, please, not another
"when I was a kid" story.
474
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,224
All right, all right.
475
00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,310
What, Angela told you
about the conga line?
476
00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,859
Samantha, you know,
being a kid is a special time.
477
00:19:11,859 --> 00:19:13,361
You really
got to enjoy it.
478
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:15,154
Because before you know it,
479
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,324
you'll be telling your own kid
"when I was a kid" stories.
480
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:22,370
Never. I'll just smack them
around. It'll be a lot kinder.
481
00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:27,583
Speaking of kindness,
482
00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,002
there's a shy,
awkward kid out there
483
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:31,629
who thinks
you really like him.
484
00:19:31,629 --> 00:19:34,757
What's gonna happen when
he finds out you don't?
485
00:19:36,801 --> 00:19:38,302
You're right.
486
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,930
I didn't think of that.
487
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,557
Well...
488
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,393
you're just gonna
have to tell him
489
00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,395
that you won't let me
date a college guy.
490
00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:49,730
Oh, well, sorry, Sam,
491
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:52,066
but this is one you're gonna
have to handle yourself.
492
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,902
Okay...
493
00:19:54,902 --> 00:19:57,988
I'll tell him that you won't
let me date a college guy.
494
00:19:57,988 --> 00:19:59,990
Heh, heh.
That's not good enough, Sam.
495
00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:01,534
You know,
being grown-up
496
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,202
is more than
wearing preppy clothes
497
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,453
and sneaking
into libraries.
498
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,247
I mean...
499
00:20:06,247 --> 00:20:08,457
It's got to do with
not using people,
500
00:20:08,457 --> 00:20:10,334
and-and being upfront
with people
501
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:11,669
and a lot of other things
502
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,421
we're gonna talk about
when you're 28.
503
00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:18,509
But, hey...
504
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:21,303
if you want me to
treat you like a grown-up...
505
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:23,431
this is a good chance
for you to act like one.
506
00:20:26,809 --> 00:20:27,893
[SIGHS]
507
00:20:29,937 --> 00:20:31,689
And it's interesting.
508
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,108
Even though Pavlov
is given most of the credit,
509
00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,485
you know, theory of
behavioral conditioning,
510
00:20:36,485 --> 00:20:38,404
you've really
got to tip your hat
511
00:20:38,404 --> 00:20:40,448
to Harlow
and his monkeys.
512
00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,951
Amazing.
513
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,287
I never knew
that side of it.
514
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,748
Angela,
would you mind if--?
515
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:50,708
Not at all.
516
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:51,917
Uh...
517
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:57,256
I'm looking so forward
to reading your thesis.
518
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:58,674
Excuse me.
519
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:02,595
Lovely woman.
520
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,930
She didn't understand
a word I said.
521
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,393
Uh...
522
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:11,353
Mason, I don't know
how to tell you this.
523
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,147
You don't have to.
524
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:15,733
Your dad filled me in.
525
00:21:15,733 --> 00:21:17,860
I'm crazy about you too.
526
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:24,074
Oh, right. He's right
in the next room.
527
00:21:24,074 --> 00:21:28,787
Mason, there might have been
a slight misunderstanding here.
528
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:33,292
Sometimes people
go out with people
529
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:35,461
for the wrong reasons.
530
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:37,213
Am I getting dumped?
531
00:21:37,213 --> 00:21:39,882
Mason,
you're a genius.
532
00:21:39,882 --> 00:21:42,384
You don't want someone
without a high school diploma.
533
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:44,845
Yep, I'm getting dumped.
534
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,389
I knew I should have
taken you to the Yale library.
535
00:21:48,599 --> 00:21:50,351
Actually,
that wouldn't have mattered.
536
00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,022
Mason, I did something
not very nice.
537
00:21:56,982 --> 00:22:00,110
I went out with you because
you're in college...
538
00:22:00,110 --> 00:22:01,987
and I wanted
to hang out there
539
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:05,199
to impress my friends
and feel grown-up.
540
00:22:05,199 --> 00:22:07,952
I didn't stop to think that
you might get hurt.
541
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:10,955
Mason, say something.
542
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:12,331
I'm hurt.
543
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,087
Anything but that.
544
00:22:18,087 --> 00:22:19,880
[SIGHS]
545
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,757
[SIGHS]
546
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,509
Is there anything
I could do
547
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,803
to make you feel better?
548
00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,803
Nah.
549
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,556
Yeah.
550
00:22:28,556 --> 00:22:30,516
Come with me
to my homecoming dance.
551
00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:32,810
It would be great
to walk in there
552
00:22:32,810 --> 00:22:34,937
with a babe like you
on my arm.
553
00:22:36,063 --> 00:22:38,649
But then
you'd be using me.
554
00:22:38,649 --> 00:22:40,276
Yeah.
555
00:22:43,654 --> 00:22:44,572
Okay.
556
00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,575
If my dad lets me.
557
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,577
Okay, Dad,
you can come out now.
558
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,205
How's it going?
559
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:55,666
Great. I'm going to
the homecoming dance with Mason,
560
00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:56,750
if that's okay with you.
561
00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,507
That means
you didn't tell--
562
00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:05,551
Yes, she dumped me,
Mr. Micelli,
563
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,928
but she did it
with such panache.
564
00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,974
She gets that from me,
you know.
565
00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:16,520
So can I go without
a parental chaperone?
566
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,317
How about parental
transportation to and from?
567
00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,319
That's the best deal
you're gonna get.
568
00:23:23,319 --> 00:23:24,612
I'll take it.
569
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:26,322
Oh, good.
Oh, my girl.
570
00:23:26,322 --> 00:23:28,365
Oh, Mason, oh.
571
00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:32,661
Oh, isn't this nice?
572
00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:34,872
Friends, father,
daughter,
573
00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,582
me.
574
00:23:43,380 --> 00:23:45,633
ANGELA:
Come on. It will be fun.
575
00:23:45,633 --> 00:23:47,092
MONA:
Oh, no way, Angela.
576
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:48,677
SAMANTHA:
This is so embarrassing.
577
00:23:48,677 --> 00:23:50,429
JONATHAN:
Please don't make us.
578
00:23:50,429 --> 00:23:51,847
TONY:
I thought you hated this.
579
00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,682
ANGELA:
Okay, everybody.
580
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,476
ALL:
One, two, three, la conga!
581
00:23:55,476 --> 00:23:57,311
One, two, three, la conga!
582
00:23:57,311 --> 00:23:58,979
One, two, three,
la conga!
583
00:23:58,979 --> 00:24:00,522
One, two, three, la conga!
584
00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:14,745
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