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♪ There’s a time for love
And a time for livin’ ♪
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♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road and
A road that’s hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There’s a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is
Up to you, my friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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[SINGING IN JAPANESE]
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Tony, Tony,
you’re getting
very good at this.
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Arigato gosaimasta,
honorable Angela-san.
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Oh, don’t mention it,
Tony-moto.
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I really
appreciate you going
to all this trouble.
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It’s no trouble.
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Mr. Kenahara’s cooking
class is lots of fun.
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I’m going to graduate
summa cum sushi.
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Ah--ha! Ooh!
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Oh, are you all right?
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Oh, my God!
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Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
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Old Japanese
sushi bar joke.
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That’s very funny, Tony.
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Don’t do it
at my dinner party.
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Come on, Angela.
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You get so uptight
when clients
come to town.
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The Miyashiro
brothers love you.
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Remember that
haiku Christmas
card they sent?
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"Bells jingle,
snow falls,
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remember to buy
Miyashiro
computers."
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They get sentimental
around Christmas.
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Hustle. You’ll
miss your train.
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One more check to write.
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You’re going to be late.
It’s your paycheck.
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Take your time.
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And here you go.
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Please leave it
on the table.
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I’m up to my elbows
in squid juice.
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Okay, there it is.
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I’m on my way.
Don’t work too hard.
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I have to.
My final on crab
rolls is coming up.
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See you tonight.
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Have a nice day. Hai.
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Hai. Hai.
Hai. Hai.
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Bye.
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[LAUGHS]
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[SINGS IN JAPANESE]
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[POUNDING ON DOOR]
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Hi, you Tony Micelli?
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The one and only.
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I’m Frances Martin.
I’m the Barringtons’
new housekeeper.
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Oh, a fellow
broom jockey, huh?
Enter, enter.
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I always thought Micelli
was an Italian name.
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Oh, it is,
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but I’m a renaissance
kind of guy, see?
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I’m practicing
for a dinner party.
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I know.
The Miyashiro brothers
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are flying in
from Tokyo next week.
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Gee, how did
you know that?
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I like knowing
what’s happening
in my neighborhood.
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Good, then, ’cause you
came to command central.
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Listen. A speed bump’s
going in on Maple.
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Not anymore.
The mayor nixed it.
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Well, one falls
through the cracks
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every now and then.
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Get you something?
Coffee, tea, raw tuna?
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No, thanks. I’m
trying to cut down.
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Cup of coffee.
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Okay, cup of joe coming up.
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Half a cup. Just had some
over at the Hendersons’.
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Oh, the Hendersons.
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What a nice couple,
huh?
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Yeah. Too bad about
their marriage, huh?
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What about
their marriage?
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Haven’t you heard?
No.
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Honey, they’re
on the rocky road to Reno.
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No. Divorce?
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Yeah.
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You didn’t
hear it from me.
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No!
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Nor about
the Griffins.
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Well, what
didn’t I hear?
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Mrs. Griffin threw
her twin sister out.
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Seems like her husband
kept mixing up the two.
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You know, it could be
an honest mistake.
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Yeah.
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What’s this?
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Oh. If you don’t mind,
that’s my paycheck.
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Well, it’s nothing
to brag about.
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We’re talking
tiny tamales.
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Hey-oh. There is nothing
tiny about my tamales.
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Well, keeps
your taxes down.
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Yeah, but I get
a lot of perks...
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full medical,
dental, I get
a Christmas bonus,
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and I have
covered parking.
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You afford a car
on that little a month?
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It’s what
I make a week.
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A week?
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Marry me!
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[WOLF WHISTLES]
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Uh-uh.
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You must be
the highest-paid
housekeeper
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on the entire
Eastern seaboard.
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What can I say?
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I’m the Dan Rather
of domestic engineering.
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Does he make that much?
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Ah!
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Pretty funny.
Hey, listen.
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I’m having the housekeepers’
coffee klatch over here.
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Drop by. We shoot
the breeze, trade secrets.
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Secrets? I’m in.
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Will you be making your
macadamia nut brownies?
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You really do
know everything, huh?
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I wouldn’t
go that far.
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Incidentally, your
daughter got a "C"
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on that geometry
quiz.
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I knew that.
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Samantha!
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"The square
of the hypotenuse
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"equals the sum
of the square
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of the other
two sides?"
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Mona, you’re
worldly. When
will I use this?
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Never.
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Right! I’m
out of here.
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Yes, Mr. Miyashiro,
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I’m looking forward
to seeing you too.
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I’m having
a special dinner
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prepared in your honor.
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Oh, you’re most welcome,
Mr. Miyashiro,
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and you give my best
to your brother bud.
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Sayonara.
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Bud’s the wild one,
isn’t he?
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Mother, you’re
not planning
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on attending my
dinner, are you?
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Of course. I don’t
get many chances
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to wear
my peek-a-boo kimono.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I’ll get that.
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I’d like to speak
to Angela, please.
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Oh, Joanne, what
an unpleasant surprise.
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Dear, Joanne is here,
and she’s in a snit.
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Angela, I am very upset
with you, extremely upset.
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Joanne, you’re
spitting on me!
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It’s all over Fairfield
that you pay Tony
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more than any other
housekeeper in town.
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What I pay Tony’s
my business.
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How much more?
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Oh, try about 50 percent.
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What?
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She said 50 percent!
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I would never tell anyone
how much I pay Tony.
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Then he must be
the blabbermouth.
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Tony, a blabbermouth?
Don’t be ridiculous!
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Hot scoop!
The Hendersons are
getting divorced.
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I rest my case.
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How could you tell
everyone what I pay you?
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I didn’t tell
nobody nothing!
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Oh, it
must have been
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the Barringtons’
new housekeeper.
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She saw my paycheck.
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Now my
housekeeper’s
demanding
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what Tony gets.
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It’ll cost
a fortune!
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Oh, then you’ll
have to hold off
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on that tummy tuck.
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Joanne,
what should I do?
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Simple. Cut Tony’s salary.
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If you’re going
to talk dirty,
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we’ll ask you to leave.
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I’ll talk
to other homeowners.
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This is quite a mess
you’ve made.
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I hope you’re happy.
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I’m happy.
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Yes, me too.
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And Angela, gee,
thanks for putting me
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on the top
of the housekeepers’
Fortune 500.
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It’s my pleasure,
Tony.
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Since you’re
the highest-paid
housekeeper,
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one little thing
bothers me.
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What? What?
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This little piece
of green scum
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under my shower
soap dish.
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Aah! Scum?
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As God is
my witness, Angela,
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you’ll never take
another shower
with scum again!
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Ladies, all you do--
A little baking soda,
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a little toothpaste,
a little elbow grease,
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and you’ve got a super
non-abrasive cleanser.
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Leaves your hands rose petal
soft, and it’s cheap.
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Careful, Tony,
don’t spill any
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on that four-ply
cashmere sweater.
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Okay, Frances, let’s
give it a rest, huh?
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We’re here to learn.
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Teach me how you
make the big bucks.
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All right, okay, okay.
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I think it’s time
we cleared the air, okay?
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It’s a two-ply
sweater, Frances.
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Two or four,
it sure is nice.
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All right.
Ladies, ladies,
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I know you’re upset
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because you heard
through the grapevine
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how much I earn.
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You can’t compare Angela
to other bosses.
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I mean, there are
special circumstances
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to our relationship.
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I’ve heard that.
Yes, I have.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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None of that.
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Circumstances
shmirkcumpances.
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We all do more than
keeping of the house.
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A lot.
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Well said, Margarita.
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All I know is,
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that we should be getting
equal pay for equal work.
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[OVERLAPPED CHATTER]
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[CHATTER STOPS]
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Hi. Just pretend
I’m not here.
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[LAUGHS]
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[OVERLAPPED CHATTER RESUMES]
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Ladies, ladies, ladies.
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Calm down.
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Easy for you to say,
Mr. Moneybags.
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Let’s withhold
our services
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until our
demands are met.
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A 50-percent
salary increase
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and medical
and dental benefits.
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Let’s go on strike
until we get them.
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Are you with me?
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ALL: Yeah!
Are you with me?
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Yeah!
Are you with me?
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Just had to get
some important files.
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ALL:
Yeah!
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Ladies, hold on
to your DustBusters.
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Why don’t you
talk to your bosses
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and ask for a raise?
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I tried.
Me too.
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Mrs. Grant says
money’s been tight
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since they got
the third Mercedes.
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ALL:
Strike! Strike!
Strike! Strike!
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Now, girls, girls--
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Ladies, ladies,
look, look.
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Come on, girls.
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We’re sisters, right?
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We’ve been through
a lot together,
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and I hope the strike
goes well for you.
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What a wimp!
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I just can’t go on strike
against Angela.
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Oh, boo, hiss.
254
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:41,701
We need
a united front.
255
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:44,162
Tony can do
as he chooses.
256
00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:45,830
It’s his
own business
257
00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:48,750
if he wants to be
a lousy scab.
258
00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:52,378
Gee, sticks
and stones, Mary.
259
00:11:52,378 --> 00:11:56,299
Tony, may I see you
for a moment, please?
260
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,052
She probably wants to
borrow money from him.
261
00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:03,306
All right, Frances.
262
00:12:03,306 --> 00:12:05,308
That’s it!
263
00:12:05,308 --> 00:12:07,727
No more
macadamia nut
brownies for you.
264
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:14,317
What’s going on
out there?
265
00:12:14,317 --> 00:12:17,070
I don’t know.
It’s getting ugly.
266
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:20,073
One minute they’re talking
non-abrasive cleansers,
267
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:22,951
next, they’re singing
"Look for the Union Label."
268
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,869
I can’t believe you.
269
00:12:24,869 --> 00:12:26,871
I’m not going
on strike.
270
00:12:26,871 --> 00:12:29,248
That’s what
I can’t believe.
271
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,793
What? You mean
you want me
to strike?
272
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:34,170
Those who are
more fortunate
273
00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:36,881
cannot ignore those
who have been deprived
274
00:12:36,881 --> 00:12:38,633
of life’s basic
necessities.
275
00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,219
Wow, that’s good.
276
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:44,263
But how do you feel
about the housekeepers?
277
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,016
Tony, those women are
fighting for a better life.
278
00:12:47,016 --> 00:12:48,685
You’ve got to link arms
with them.
279
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:52,271
You’ve got to stand together.
Solidarity is everything.
280
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,024
You know, maybe
you’re right, Angela.
281
00:12:55,024 --> 00:12:58,069
I could be another
Laqualoosa.
282
00:12:58,069 --> 00:13:01,364
No? Lukualisa.
283
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,074
Lak...
284
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:05,576
Cesar Chavez.
285
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,371
Tony, there comes a time
in every housekeeper’s life
286
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,541
where he’s got to drop his mop
and raise his fist.
287
00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:13,710
Tony, drop that mop.
288
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,212
Angela,
you’re right.
289
00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:17,839
I’m striking
against you.
290
00:13:17,839 --> 00:13:19,966
Oh, that’s wonderful!
291
00:13:22,844 --> 00:13:25,388
You’re truly
a selfless human being.
292
00:13:25,388 --> 00:13:26,639
Oh...
293
00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,474
You don’t mind?
294
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:32,145
Mind? I wouldn’t
have it any other way.
295
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,898
This is a just cause,
a worthy cause,
296
00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,942
and Joanne
will have a cow.
297
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:41,654
Moo!
Moo!
298
00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,281
[BOTH LAUGH]
299
00:13:43,281 --> 00:13:44,741
Terrific!
[TIMER DINGS]
300
00:13:44,741 --> 00:13:47,827
Oh, time to baste
the turkey.
301
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:48,828
Oops.
302
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:50,455
What’s the matter?
303
00:13:50,455 --> 00:13:52,165
Silly me.
I’m on strike.
304
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,345
Hey, Angela,
how’s this slogan?
305
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:09,474
"Don’t iron
while the strike is hot."
306
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:12,477
Catchy, powerful,
tres militant.
307
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,728
All right, all right.
308
00:14:13,728 --> 00:14:14,979
Should I do it
in raging red,
309
00:14:14,979 --> 00:14:17,148
or bring-them-
to-their-knees blue?
310
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,985
How about power-
to-the-people purple?
311
00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,236
You’re good, Angela.
312
00:14:22,236 --> 00:14:23,321
No wonder
you can afford me.
313
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:28,159
I’m hungry.
Where’s breakfast?
314
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:31,954
Oh, well, Mother,
Tony’s on strike.
315
00:14:31,954 --> 00:14:33,289
You can have some
316
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,541
of that chicken salad
I made.
317
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,751
Aah!
318
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,508
I want to live
319
00:14:43,508 --> 00:14:45,635
to see
the strike end.
320
00:14:45,635 --> 00:14:47,053
[PHONE RINGS]
321
00:14:47,053 --> 00:14:48,763
Uh-uh,
you’re on strike.
322
00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,807
I don’t want to be
a union buster.
323
00:14:50,807 --> 00:14:53,684
Hello?
Yes, Mr. Miyashiro!
324
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,062
Oh, you’re calling
from an airplane.
325
00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:57,730
My, you must have
326
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,065
a long
extension cord.
327
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,069
That-- That--
That’s a joke.
328
00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,116
Oh, you can’t
make it next week?
329
00:15:08,116 --> 00:15:10,952
Well, when
can you make it?
330
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,538
Tonight?
Tonight’s perfect.
331
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:16,582
No, no. It’s
no problem at all.
332
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:20,044
I’ll just throw something
in the micro-wok.
333
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,256
Yeah, yeah.
That is a joke.
334
00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:25,550
Yes, well, thank you
for calling, Mr. Miyashiro.
335
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:29,554
We’ll see you
tonight. Sayonara.
336
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:31,305
Ah, humor,
337
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,598
the international
language.
338
00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,394
You’re
so fluent in it.
339
00:15:36,394 --> 00:15:38,396
So hey, they’re
coming tonight?
340
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,356
Yeah. The house
needs cleaning
341
00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,400
and the sushi
needs making.
342
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,860
I’m on strike, remember?
343
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:46,696
Why not
take them out?
344
00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:50,825
I can’t. I promised them
a home-cooked meal.
345
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:53,286
I guess you’re
on your own.
346
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,413
Remember?
Mop down, fist up?
347
00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:58,457
I’m not asking you
to violate the strike,
348
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:02,670
I’m just asking
for help as my friend.
349
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:04,839
Well, as my friend,
I don’t think you should
350
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,299
be asking me to do
something like that.
351
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:07,550
I mean, I made a commitment.
352
00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:08,968
Well, Tony, I mean,
353
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:11,095
you don’t have to be
so stubborn.
354
00:16:11,095 --> 00:16:12,763
I’m not being stubborn.
355
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,640
I’m practicing solidarity.
356
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:18,186
Come on, who’s going to know?
357
00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,979
I’ll know.
And anyway, Angela,
358
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:22,815
don’t you think you’re being
a little self-centered here?
359
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,525
Self-centered?
360
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,153
Yesterday I was
a selfless human being.
361
00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,155
Amazing how fast
people change.
362
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,574
I mean, one account
comes along,
363
00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,576
and it’s
bye-bye working class,
364
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,620
sayonara, little people.
365
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,246
How can you say that?
366
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:39,707
I pay my little person
very highly.
367
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:43,085
Oh. So that’s
how you see me,
368
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,838
as a little person?
369
00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:49,091
I refuse to continue
this conversation.
370
00:16:49,091 --> 00:16:51,219
Why? We’re having
so much fun.
371
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,306
Hi, Tony.
What’s wrong?
372
00:16:55,306 --> 00:16:57,058
Nothing.
373
00:16:57,058 --> 00:17:00,228
Come on, buddy.
Unload on me.
374
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:03,522
You help me solve
a lot of problems.
375
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:04,982
Well, okay, Jonathan.
376
00:17:04,982 --> 00:17:07,360
Well,
it’s like this.
377
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,571
Me and some
other housekeepers
are on strike.
378
00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:13,658
Oh, yeah. I read
about strikes in school.
379
00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:15,743
You and Sam are labor,
380
00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:18,037
Mom, grandma, and I
are management.
381
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:20,206
Yeah, yeah,
that’s right.
382
00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,875
Hard cheese, labor.
You’re on your own.
383
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:30,466
♪ Always look for
The union label ♪
384
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,469
What a mess
this place is in.
385
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,556
Uh, uh, uh.
You’re on strike.
386
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:38,140
[MUMBLING]
387
00:17:46,941 --> 00:17:48,150
Dad.
What?
388
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,485
What?
389
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:50,736
What’s the matter?
390
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:52,822
Do not sneak up on me
like that.
391
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,991
Sorry. Next time
I’ll wear a bell.
392
00:17:54,991 --> 00:17:57,201
See that you do.
393
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,661
Dad, can I borrow $10 to--?
394
00:17:58,661 --> 00:17:59,912
No.
395
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,248
Dad, you didn’t
let me finish.
396
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,166
It’s to buy the new
Buster Poindexter album.
397
00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:06,836
Oh, Buster Poindexter.
No.
398
00:18:06,836 --> 00:18:08,879
Come on, Dad.
399
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,841
Samantha, I’m on strike here.
I’m on strike.
400
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,509
I don’t know how long
this is going to go on.
401
00:18:13,509 --> 00:18:16,053
We should only be spending
money on necessities.
402
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,139
Okay. I understand.
403
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,682
Time to tighten our belts.
404
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:21,600
Good girl.
405
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,768
I’ll charge it.
406
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,148
[GROANS]
407
00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,194
Tony.
What?
408
00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,365
Although you may not
be cleaning up,
409
00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,784
there is no reason
to trash the place.
410
00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,830
It will
never happen again.
411
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:43,914
Splendid.
412
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:47,918
Hey, uh, Hazel.
413
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:53,341
You, uh,
missed a cobweb.
414
00:18:53,341 --> 00:18:56,886
I know. I think
it works there.
415
00:18:56,886 --> 00:18:59,847
Yes. It does give
the room
416
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,265
that aura of neglect.
417
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,268
Speaking of neglect,
418
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,020
you’re not going
to leave
419
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:08,230
those signs there,
are you?
420
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,067
I’ll move them.
How about near
the fireplace?
421
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,194
How about
in the fireplace?
422
00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,865
That was one
of your jokes,
wasn’t it?
423
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,533
[DOORBELL RINGS]
424
00:19:22,286 --> 00:19:24,246
It’s for you,
Norma Rae.
425
00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,584
Hey, Tony.
426
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,294
Hey, Frances.
427
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,213
I got the
picket signs ready.
428
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:34,465
Throw them
in the fireplace.
429
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,592
Who’s side
are you on?
430
00:19:36,592 --> 00:19:39,220
The strike’s over.
We have overcome.
431
00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:42,014
What? So fast?
What happened?
432
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,184
Our employers realized
that we have certain needs,
433
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,852
and we’re cheaper
than the temps
434
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,480
they tried to hire.
435
00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:52,400
I’m glad you guys
got what you wanted!
436
00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,985
Too bad we didn’t
use your signs.
437
00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,612
I like this one
438
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:59,573
with the happy face
on the vacuum cleaner.
439
00:19:59,573 --> 00:20:01,784
But, hey, I’m
glad it’s over.
440
00:20:01,784 --> 00:20:03,327
Yeah,
I’m glad too.
441
00:20:03,327 --> 00:20:06,622
There’s a cobweb
in the corner.
442
00:20:06,622 --> 00:20:10,167
Well, I happen
to think it works there.
443
00:20:10,167 --> 00:20:13,045
I don’t know
if I’m ready
444
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:14,922
to pick up
my feather duster.
445
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,925
You’re the highest-paid
housekeeper in Fairfield.
446
00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,218
Not anymore.
447
00:20:20,302 --> 00:20:22,847
Frances,
do you mind?
448
00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:24,557
No, go on.
449
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,059
Frances, goodbye.
450
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,019
Okay, I’m going.
451
00:20:29,019 --> 00:20:31,313
Just tell me
one thing.
452
00:20:31,313 --> 00:20:32,940
Are you two
sleeping together?
453
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:36,110
Out! Out! Out!
454
00:20:37,862 --> 00:20:41,407
You know, I am
really disappointed.
455
00:20:41,407 --> 00:20:43,659
Everyone’s gotten
what they want,
456
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:47,413
but you’re just
hanging on like a child.
457
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,540
You mean little person,
don’t you?
458
00:20:51,584 --> 00:20:54,587
Break out the bubbly.
The strike is over!
459
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,964
My laundry will be done.
Hallelujah!
460
00:20:58,549 --> 00:21:01,343
Hang on to your hose,
Tammy Faye.
461
00:21:02,928 --> 00:21:05,431
Mr. Obstinate
is still on strike.
462
00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:07,850
Because Miss
Center of the Universe
463
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,435
has yet to apologize.
464
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,686
Me apologize?
465
00:21:10,686 --> 00:21:13,439
Are you two
still at it?
466
00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:16,192
What you need here
is an objective mediator
467
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:18,694
to settle this
labor dispute.
468
00:21:18,694 --> 00:21:21,947
You’re right. You’re wrong.
My wash is upstairs.
469
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,534
You don’t know
anything about this.
470
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,203
How can you
I’m wrong?
471
00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:29,413
Because you’re
always wrong.
472
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,500
Told you.
473
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:34,877
And you are stubborn.
474
00:21:34,877 --> 00:21:36,378
Hold on.
475
00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,297
Actually, stubborn’s
an understatement.
476
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,007
This man
never gives in.
477
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,258
That’s right.
478
00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:42,510
Ever.
479
00:21:42,510 --> 00:21:44,094
Well, not ever.
480
00:21:44,094 --> 00:21:46,597
And she is
so self-centered.
481
00:21:46,597 --> 00:21:48,557
Now you’re
talking, Mona.
482
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:51,018
She never thinks
of other people, ever.
483
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,686
Well, not ever.
484
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:55,606
Angela’s done a lot
of nice things.
485
00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:57,608
She was
paying me more
486
00:21:57,608 --> 00:22:00,361
than any other
housekeeper
in Fairfield.
487
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:04,323
Because you’re the best
at what you do.
488
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,825
Well, you were
when you were doing it.
489
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,453
It’s easy
to be the best
490
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:12,206
when you work
for the best boss
491
00:22:12,206 --> 00:22:13,707
in Connecticut.
492
00:22:13,707 --> 00:22:15,125
Oh, Tony.
493
00:22:15,125 --> 00:22:17,086
I was lucky
to find you.
494
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:20,339
Well, my job is done.
495
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,050
I think I’ll go home
and puke.
496
00:22:31,141 --> 00:22:32,518
[SINGING IN JAPANESE]
497
00:22:35,396 --> 00:22:38,107
Oh, Tony.
498
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:40,359
Oh, that looks
beautiful.
499
00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:43,529
And so do you,
my little lotus flower.
500
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:47,074
We should have
the Miyashiro brothers
501
00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:48,659
over more often.
502
00:22:48,659 --> 00:22:50,411
Yes. Uh, shall we?
503
00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:52,079
Yes.
504
00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:52,997
Ha.
Ho.
505
00:22:54,582 --> 00:22:57,209
I propose
a little toast.
506
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:58,544
Watch out, there.
507
00:22:58,544 --> 00:22:59,587
Thank you.
508
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,547
This is
the real thing.
509
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,049
Okay.
510
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:06,677
Kampai.
511
00:23:06,677 --> 00:23:07,595
Kampai.
512
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,222
To solidarity.
513
00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:22,109
And to the highest paid
housekeeper in Fairfield.
514
00:23:22,109 --> 00:23:23,485
Who, Frances?
515
00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:25,779
No, you. You’re
getting a raise.
516
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,949
No. I couldn’t.
517
00:23:28,949 --> 00:23:30,284
How much?
[LAUGHS]
518
00:23:32,202 --> 00:23:33,912
You’ll see.
519
00:23:33,912 --> 00:23:36,081
Oh, Angela.
I am touched.
520
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:37,708
I’m speechless.
521
00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:40,669
I want everybody in
the world to know.
522
00:23:40,669 --> 00:23:42,379
Where are you going?
523
00:23:42,379 --> 00:23:43,714
To tell Frances.
524
00:23:52,598 --> 00:23:54,224
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