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♪ There’s a time for love
And a time for livin’ ♪
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♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road and
A road that’s hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There’s a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is
Up to you, my friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life ♪
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♪ Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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Hey, Henry,
it’s me, Tony.
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I’m bringing the whole crew
down for dinner tonight,
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five hungry hombres
ready to chow down
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on your Peking duck.
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Make a lot,
’cause Sam’s coming.
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And don’t forget,
no chopsticks for Angela.
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Still on the ceiling,
huh?
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Yeah, okay, Henry,
I’ll see you later.
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Keep on "wokking."
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It wasn’t my fault.
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Their ceiling is low.
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Yeah, yeah.
Sure, sure.
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Hey, Jonathan, are
you going to order
octopus again?
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Yeah. It’s great
when they squeeze
that little pouch,
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and the ink squirts
all over the rice.
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It looks like
black spit.
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Anyone for Italian?
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Ho!
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Oh, Monska!
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Ooh, hey!
All decked out
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for Henry’s
Peking duck, huh?
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No, for Henry.
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He slips the cutest
little fortunes
into my cookies.
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Hi, guys.
Got to change.
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You don’t have to.
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We’re going to
the Shanghai Nosherie.
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It’s totally casual.
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I can’t make it.
Jesse and I have plans.
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Come on, Jesse again?
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You’re spending
every spare minute
with that kid.
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You even canceled
the Ranger game with me.
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Dad, don’t worry,
I’ll spend time
with you tomorrow.
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Oh, no, can’t tomorrow.
How about Sunday?
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Oops, no, not then either.
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Ah, we’ll keep in touch.
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Yeah, I’ll have my people
call your people.
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Come on, Sam.
What are you, kidding me?
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I hardly see you anymore.
I miss you. We all do.
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I don’t.
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Sweetheart, it’s good to be
honest about your feelings,
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but we don’t want
to hear them.
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Dad, come on.
This is important.
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We’re going
to the observatory.
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Saturn aligns
with Antares tonight.
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That happens once
every hundred years.
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Can’t you catch it
next time?
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Dad!
All right, all right.
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I hope you
and your planets
will be happy.
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Great. Come on,
help pick an outfit
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that’ll look great
in the dark.
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You’ll run rings
around Saturn.
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Hmm.
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Gee whiz, Mona.
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This relationship
is serious.
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She never turned down
Peking duck before.
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Congratulations,
Tony.
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You’re
the proud father
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of a perfectly
normal teenage
girl.
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Let me tell you,
it’s murder.
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It’s murder, I tell you.
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How did you
ever get through
these years with Angela?
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Easy. I sent
her to school
in Switzerland.
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All right.
What’s the scoop?
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How did you know?
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I knew you wouldn’t ask
for fashion advice.
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Everything I wear matches.
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This is really
important,
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something only
a fellow woman
would understand.
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You came
to the right fellow.
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No person over 15
has ever heard this.
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Jesse asked me
to go steady.
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Oh!
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Oh, that’s so wonderful.
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I’m so happy for you.
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I just love Jesse.
He’s so cute and smart.
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He has a real
social conscience.
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We had to walk out
on Snow White
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because of its degrading
portrayal of dwarfs.
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Don’t tell him
I saw it seven times.
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I don’t know.
It’s weird.
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I always pictured myself
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with the captain
of the football team.
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How did I fall
for someone with depth?
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Well, that’s often
the way it is.
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The guy you fall
in love with
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isn’t anything
like the guy
you fantasize about.
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You had a dream man?
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As a kid, it was
the Good Humor man.
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There’s something
about a guy
with a change belt.
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I kind of had eyes for
the warm pretzel man.
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When I got older,
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I had this
romantic vision
of an investment banker.
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He was very
Brooks Brothers--
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Blue pinstripe suit,
vest, club tie...
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white sweatshirt--
I mean, a white...
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a white dress shirt.
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Sam, did you
cop my Rangers
jacket again?
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Yeah. Sorry, Dad.
Here it is.
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I hope you don’t mind
Chanel number 5.
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No. No. It will
go good with my Brut.
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Is everything okay
up here?
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I thought I heard
a squeal.
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It was me.
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I thought I saw a mouse,
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but it was
Sam’s bunny slippers.
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I told you a million times,
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when you’re not
wearing them,
lock them up.
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Well, look,
let’s go
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’cause
my egg drop soup
is getting cold.
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When are you going
to break the news
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to Mr. Chanel
Number 5?
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That’s what I wanted
to ask you about.
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What do I say?
What’s he going to say?
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Where do I hide?
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He’ll be fine.
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Just be
direct and honest.
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I know.
I’ll tell him...
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maybe the next time
Saturn aligns with Antares.
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Sam, don’t underestimate
your father.
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He loves you,
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and he wants only
the best for you.
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He still thinks of me
as a little girl.
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He thinks
milk and cupcakes
make me happy.
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Works for me.
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Sam, listen,
your father may
surprise you, you know.
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People learn.
People grow.
People change.
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People explode.
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Hey, what is
the holdup?
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My grandson is hungry.
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No, I’m not.
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If I say you’re hungry,
you’re hungry.
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Hey, what’s
the holdup?
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They’re
doing girl things.
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I didn’t want
to rush them.
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Well, I’ll give them
a little hint.
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Thanks. I’m sorry.
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Angela, get your butt
down here!
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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I got it. I got it.
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Oh, hey, Jesse.
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How are you doing?
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What’s new
in the produce biz?
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Rough day.
The Henderson kids
got loose again.
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They put McIntosh
with Delicious,
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Winesaps
with Pippins.
An apple nightmare.
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Oh, I saw the movie.
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What have you got?
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Something for Sam
and something for you.
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Ah, Jesse,
you shouldn’t have.
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They’re beautiful.
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They’re really you,
Tony.
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Sam’s going to love
that melon too.
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I’ll take that.
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Jonathan, come on.
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We’re hungry.
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So did Sam tell you
about our plans?
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Yeah, sure.
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And?
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At first,
I was upset.
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I’m going
to miss her,
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but it’s
more duck for me.
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Well, I guess
that’s one way
of looking at it.
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Hi, Jesse.
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Hi, Sam.
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These are for you.
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Thank you.
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Well, we better
get going.
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Bye, Tony. Thanks for being
understanding about things.
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Things? What things?
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Well, about us.
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You talked to him
about us?
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He said
it was cool.
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He said it was
more duck for him.
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He’s so colorful.
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Duck? I don’t think
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we’re talking about
going steady here.
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Going steady?
Going steady?
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Who said anything
about going steady?
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He did.
I did?
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You didn’t?
No.
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I said we should have
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a mutually exclusive
paired relationship.
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A what?
A what?
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Where did you
get that from?
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New York Times magazine,
the "About Men" column.
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You should’ve read
"About Sam,"
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’cause I want
to go steady.
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No.
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But that’s
so conventional.
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I don’t see it
that way.
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Let’s get the opinion
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of an impartial
third party.
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My dad, impartial?
He’s been turned down
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for jury duty
eight times.
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Tony, we need
some advice.
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Don’t go steady.
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JESSE: That’s exactly what
I’m saying.
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Who needs those labels?
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Yeah, Sam. Those labels,
they’re so yesterday.
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You know, Jesse,
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you are wise
beyond your years.
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Dad, you’re pushing
it beyond belief.
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Jesse, what’s wrong
with going steady?
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That goes against
my philosophy.
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Mine too.
We should have
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a mutually exclusive
paired relationship.
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Absolutely.
What is that?
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A psycho-spiritual
interfacing
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of goals and values.
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In English.
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We only
hang out together.
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Isn’t that the same thing
as going steady?
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Yeah!
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I never thought
of it that way.
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Sam, if it
makes you happy,
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let’s just go steady.
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Oh, Jesse,
that was beautiful.
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I accept.
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Thank you, Dad.
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Thanks a lot, Tony.
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You’re wise
beyond your years.
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Ugh.
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If we’re going steady,
I’ll need a ring.
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How about my
Save the Whales pin?
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Close enough.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
I was doing fine
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until that
interfacing stuff.
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Ooh.
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Sam, everybody at school
is talking about you and Jesse.
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It’s only the romance
of the century.
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That’s how we see it.
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So did your dad freak out when
he heard you’re going steady?
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Are you kidding?
It was practically his idea.
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He is so cool.
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I’d love to have him
for a father...
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if I couldn’t have
Billy Joel.
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Of course, if Billy Joel
were my father,
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Christie Brinkley
would be my mother
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and I’d be beautiful,
so I wouldn’t have problems.
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00:11:03,913 --> 00:11:06,291
Bonnie, let’s get back
to reality here.
255
00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,167
I figured Jesse and I will have
256
00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,503
a combination high school
graduation/June wedding.
257
00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,797
Dad’ll cater,
this way we’ll save money
258
00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:13,840
for the honeymoon
in Tahiti.
259
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:18,219
Tahiti?
Wait, it gets better.
260
00:11:18,219 --> 00:11:20,722
We’ll both go to the same
university,
261
00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:22,056
one with high
academic standards
262
00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,100
and a salad bar
in the cafeteria.
263
00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,770
And, of course, there has to be
a day care center
264
00:11:27,770 --> 00:11:28,897
for Jason and Jennifer.
265
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,690
Who are they?
266
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,066
The twins.
267
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,696
You don’t expect us
to take them to class, do you?
268
00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:39,240
I guess not.
269
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,284
Oh, Sam,
I’m so jealous.
270
00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,828
I know.
It’s a wonderful life.
271
00:11:45,246 --> 00:11:48,541
How does this sound?
Samantha Micelli Nash.
272
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,251
Too long.
273
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,711
Sam Nash?
274
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,756
Sounds like
a private eye.
275
00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,215
How about this one?
276
00:11:56,215 --> 00:11:58,134
Samantha Nash-Micelli
with a hyphen?
277
00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,719
Ooh, good.
278
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,387
Ethnic and yuppie.
279
00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:05,433
You know, it’s kind of long.
280
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,310
I hope it fits on our gold
American Express card.
281
00:12:09,270 --> 00:12:11,230
So after Jason and Jennifer,
282
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:12,982
are you going
to have more kids?
283
00:12:12,982 --> 00:12:14,859
Lots. It makes Christmas
more fun.
284
00:12:14,859 --> 00:12:16,527
And, anyway, we’re going
to need a big family
285
00:12:16,527 --> 00:12:17,946
to help work
on the organic farm.
286
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,907
Farm?
Yeah.
287
00:12:20,907 --> 00:12:22,951
Jesse wants to live
close to nature.
288
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,161
But don’t worry, we’re going
to have a condo in the city,
289
00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:26,913
because I want to live
close to Bergdorf’s.
290
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,752
♪ Sam and Jesse
Sitting in a tree ♪
291
00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:35,713
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
292
00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:38,508
Of course, we could
rent kids for Christmas.
293
00:12:40,176 --> 00:12:43,137
First comes love,
then comes marriage,
294
00:12:43,137 --> 00:12:46,349
then comes Sam
with a baby carriage.
295
00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,602
Keep it up, and
you’ll miss my wedding.
296
00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,896
Oh, you’re
breaking
my heart.
297
00:12:54,273 --> 00:12:55,483
Well...
298
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,859
kissy kissy.
299
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:01,030
So, what do you
want to do now?
300
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:02,615
Tie Jonathan
to an ant hill
301
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:04,575
and pour syrup
on him.
302
00:13:04,575 --> 00:13:06,828
After that.
303
00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:09,122
Let’s go to the mall.
304
00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:10,540
I’ll pick
a China pattern
305
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:12,208
and get a corn dog.
306
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:16,004
Where are you
off to?
307
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,547
We’re going to
check out flatware.
308
00:13:17,547 --> 00:13:18,548
See you.
309
00:13:18,548 --> 00:13:20,383
Flatware?
310
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:22,218
It must be
a new group.
311
00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:27,390
Tony, you are
one tough trainer,
312
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,684
but I love
that feeling
313
00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:32,061
when you’ve
pushed yourself
to the limit.
314
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:35,148
It gives you a real
sense of accomplishment.
315
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,026
Maybe next time you’ll
go the whole block.
316
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:42,530
Hey, don’t push it, bub.
317
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:46,367
At least I got
jogging partners
318
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:49,162
now that Samantha
doesn’t have time
for her old man.
319
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,998
She’s not spending
all her time with Jesse.
320
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,291
She’s spending time
with Bonnie,
321
00:13:53,291 --> 00:13:54,625
she’s hanging out
at the mall.
322
00:13:54,625 --> 00:13:57,170
And reading
New Bride Magazine?
323
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,548
Look at this.
324
00:14:00,548 --> 00:14:02,967
"Ten tips for a happy
honeymoon."
325
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:04,260
And it’s dog-eared.
326
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:08,431
I can’t believe
this is happening.
327
00:14:08,431 --> 00:14:11,517
All little girls
fantasize like this.
328
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,770
But that doesn’t
make it right.
329
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,897
If you’re this upset,
330
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,232
why don’t you
talk to her?
331
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:21,736
I feel funny
talking to her
about bride things.
332
00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:23,321
Want me to do it?
333
00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,739
No!
334
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:30,495
Tony, this isn’t at all
what you think.
335
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:32,497
This is very innocent. Listen.
336
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:34,123
"Make travel plans early.
337
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,460
"Never hang your panty hose
on the shower rod.
338
00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:40,838
Always go to bed
with a smile."
339
00:14:40,838 --> 00:14:44,509
The trick is
how to wake up
with a smile.
340
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,387
Would you go home?
341
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,307
Go home. Go home.
Would you go home?
342
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,893
Maybe I’m not
meant to be
343
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,770
the parent
of a teenager.
344
00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:57,396
You’re doing just fine.
345
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,357
It’s like
a runaway train.
346
00:14:59,357 --> 00:15:01,025
The brakes are shot.
347
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,486
Why does she have
to go steady?
348
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:04,862
She could
look around,
349
00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:06,864
see other guys,
stay home.
350
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:09,659
These are difficult years,
351
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:10,952
but you should be glad
352
00:15:10,952 --> 00:15:13,496
Sam’s going with
a guy like Jesse.
353
00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:14,872
He’s still a guy.
354
00:15:14,872 --> 00:15:17,458
He’s not a guy
like Brian James.
355
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,127
Who’s he?
356
00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:21,337
A quarterback
at Sam’s school.
357
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,964
Suffice it to say
358
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:27,009
when he yells, "touchdown,"
he’s not talking football.
359
00:15:27,009 --> 00:15:29,679
When did you start
keeping stats
360
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,972
on high school jocks?
361
00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:34,767
Sam mentioned it
when we talked
about going steady.
362
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:40,064
Oh, she, uh...
she talked to you
about going steady?
363
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,109
When?
364
00:15:45,987 --> 00:15:47,780
Right before she...
365
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,074
told you.
366
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:53,327
Oh, Tony,
don’t be upset.
367
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,954
Come on.
368
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:56,831
You’re a wonderful
father.
369
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,958
You are, but you
just can’t be
370
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,585
everything
to your daughter.
371
00:16:00,585 --> 00:16:03,963
Sometimes
she just needs
a woman to talk to.
372
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,591
Well, what’s wrong
with me?
373
00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:11,762
Wait, Sam. Don’t go in yet.
I want to show you something.
374
00:16:11,762 --> 00:16:13,264
What?
Have a seat.
375
00:16:16,934 --> 00:16:18,352
Know what
this means?
376
00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:21,314
You like hopping
on benches?
377
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,857
That’s pretty
literal, Sam.
378
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,567
My spirit is uplifted.
379
00:16:24,567 --> 00:16:27,570
A certain buoyancy
has permeated my being.
380
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:29,238
You mean you’re happy?
381
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:32,408
You really
cut through it, Sam.
382
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,702
Well, happy anniversary.
383
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:37,413
We’ve been
going steady
for 19 hours.
384
00:16:39,165 --> 00:16:41,834
And they said
it wouldn’t last.
385
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,004
I had my doubts
about this steady thing.
386
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,715
I thought I’d feel
trapped and labeled,
387
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,258
but I don’t.
388
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,843
I feel free
and alive.
389
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,136
Don’t you?
390
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,971
Yeah.
391
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:57,350
Do I detect a note
of bummed-out here?
392
00:16:57,350 --> 00:16:59,769
I don’t know.
393
00:16:59,769 --> 00:17:01,562
Something’s missing.
394
00:17:01,562 --> 00:17:02,980
Since we’ve
been dating,
395
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:04,523
things have changed.
396
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:06,525
I know
what it is.
397
00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:07,902
We’ve fused.
398
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,946
You’ve lost
your sense of self.
399
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:13,032
You’ve become
a mere shell of a person,
400
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,159
an empty vacuum
of nothingness.
401
00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,745
No, I don’t think
that’s it.
402
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,872
I didn’t think so.
403
00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:23,751
Well, is it me, Sam?
404
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,544
Do I have
annoying habits?
405
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,380
A few.
406
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,840
But I don’t think
that’s it, either.
407
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,926
Well, is there
another guy?
408
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:33,219
No.
409
00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,012
Of course
there isn’t.
410
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,807
I mean...
when would
you have time?
411
00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,226
We spend almost
every moment together.
412
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,144
That’s it.
413
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:44,438
That’s
what’s bothering me.
414
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:46,357
Spending time
together?
415
00:17:46,357 --> 00:17:47,567
No, Jesse.
416
00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,195
There is
another guy.
417
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:56,784
Hi, Dad.
418
00:17:56,784 --> 00:17:58,369
Got a minute?
419
00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,080
Yeah. I got
the dust balls cornered.
420
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,415
What’s up?
421
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:05,001
I wanted to talk
about Jesse and me.
422
00:18:05,001 --> 00:18:07,253
Have a seat.
423
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,046
Anything wrong?
424
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,172
No.
425
00:18:10,172 --> 00:18:11,882
Well, he did want
426
00:18:11,882 --> 00:18:14,510
his Save the Whales
pin back,
427
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:17,930
but he gave me his
Amnesty International
tie clip.
428
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,682
But everything’s fine.
429
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,933
Good. Good.
430
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:23,728
So you want
to borrow a necktie?
431
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:27,064
Dad,
this "going steady"
432
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,816
is a really big deal
for me,
433
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,985
and it’s great,
434
00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,653
but I don’t know...
435
00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:35,656
something’s missing.
436
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,825
Like seeing
your other friends
437
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,702
or other guys?
438
00:18:39,702 --> 00:18:41,537
No.
439
00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,455
You.
440
00:18:44,290 --> 00:18:47,877
I never got
to talk to you
about it.
441
00:18:47,877 --> 00:18:50,296
I raced by you
on that.
442
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,422
I know.
443
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:54,258
I still have
tire marks
on my face.
444
00:18:55,343 --> 00:18:58,929
Dad, you and I
have been together
445
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:00,598
for a long time.
446
00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:02,099
You’ve always
been there
447
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:03,684
for the major
moments.
448
00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:06,645
Hey, that’s my job.
449
00:19:06,645 --> 00:19:10,733
Do you remember
when I was
in the school play?
450
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,694
I forgot a line,
and everybody
started laughing.
451
00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:15,696
You threatened
to beat up
452
00:19:15,696 --> 00:19:17,740
every member
of the audience...
453
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,658
individually.
454
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,703
That was so sweet.
455
00:19:22,703 --> 00:19:25,247
Hey, but you would have got
that standing ovation anyway.
456
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,961
I really like
growing up
457
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:33,172
and being independent
458
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,758
and making
my own decisions.
459
00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:37,218
Yeah?
460
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,637
Do I hear
a "but" in there?
461
00:19:39,637 --> 00:19:42,223
It’s kind of a "but."
462
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,892
I guess I just
miss knowing
463
00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,145
that you’re out there
in the audience.
464
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,855
Honey, I’m still there.
465
00:19:49,855 --> 00:19:52,274
I just don’t have
those good seats anymore.
466
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:55,319
I’m sitting
in the back.
467
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,571
So from where
you’re sitting,
468
00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,908
how does this
"going steady"
thing look?
469
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:04,120
Sam, it’s too late
to talk about it.
470
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,621
Better late
than never.
471
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,666
Dad, I really want
your opinion on this.
472
00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:11,001
If you don’t want me
to go steady with Jesse,
473
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:15,381
I won’t, but you’ll
break our hearts.
474
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:18,717
Well, as long as
there’s no pressure.
475
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:20,010
Ah.
476
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:23,722
So you want
my honest opinion, right?
477
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:25,015
Right.
478
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,309
I don’t want you to.
479
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:29,395
Do I hear
a "but" in there?
480
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,689
You’re getting good,
Sam.
481
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:34,400
See, the "but"
is that, uh...
482
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,069
even though
I’m not wild
about the idea,
483
00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:39,238
it’s not my decision.
484
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,699
Good.
485
00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:44,660
Of course,
I’d be happier
if you were happier.
486
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,121
Oh, well,
I’m happy enough.
487
00:20:47,121 --> 00:20:48,330
If you got
to go steady,
488
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:49,874
I’m glad
it’s with Jesse.
489
00:20:49,874 --> 00:20:52,793
I can’t think
of a better
steady-in-law.
490
00:20:54,962 --> 00:20:55,796
Thanks, Dad.
491
00:20:58,090 --> 00:21:00,009
You’re better
than Billy Joel.
492
00:21:00,009 --> 00:21:01,385
Thanks, honey.
493
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:04,346
I love you
just the way you are.
494
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:09,268
Dad, is it okay
if I go out tonight?
495
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,979
Yeah, I guess, sure.
You’re a free agent.
496
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,731
Well, almost.
497
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:14,982
Good.
498
00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:16,817
Would you like
to take
499
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,320
an almost free agent
out for Peking duck?
500
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:21,405
Just me and you?
501
00:21:21,405 --> 00:21:23,699
You got it.
502
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:26,785
I’ll have
the prettiest girl
in town.
503
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:28,245
Come on, now.
504
00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,331
Let’s go chow.
505
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,708
We’ll see
if Angela’s food
506
00:21:32,708 --> 00:21:34,543
is still
on the ceiling.
507
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:45,638
You know, with Sam getting
so interested in astronomy,
508
00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,890
I might buy her a telescope
for her birthday.
509
00:21:47,890 --> 00:21:49,850
Make that two.
510
00:21:49,850 --> 00:21:52,561
There’s
a hunky widower
down the street
511
00:21:52,561 --> 00:21:54,188
with a broken
window shade.
512
00:21:56,482 --> 00:21:58,359
Oh...oh...
513
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,778
my favorite family
all together, huh?
514
00:22:00,778 --> 00:22:02,696
Where’s my favorite
daughter?
515
00:22:02,696 --> 00:22:04,240
Come on, everybody.
516
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:05,491
I want to show you
517
00:22:05,491 --> 00:22:06,992
what I learned
at the observatory.
518
00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,161
The sky
is so beautiful.
519
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:10,955
There’s a jillion stars out.
520
00:22:10,955 --> 00:22:13,499
If I would’ve
had my druthers,
521
00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,792
I would have been
an astronomer.
522
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,502
Or maybe an astronaut.
523
00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,711
Or maybe ALF.
524
00:22:19,713 --> 00:22:22,675
Do we have to go now?
Grandma’s on the ropes.
525
00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,426
Gin.
526
00:22:24,426 --> 00:22:26,845
Let’s see
those stars.
527
00:22:26,845 --> 00:22:28,430
Wait a minute.
528
00:22:28,430 --> 00:22:31,475
You sat in the dark
with Jesse
529
00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:33,602
and just looked
at stars?
530
00:22:33,602 --> 00:22:35,521
Yeah, Mona.
That’s my girl.
531
00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,572
I love
stargazing.
532
00:22:44,572 --> 00:22:46,824
Makes you
realize we’re
just a speck of dust
533
00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:48,534
on the head
of a pin
534
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:50,452
in the pincushion
of the universe.
535
00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:52,496
Yeah, that’s funny,
because I always think of us
536
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:54,248
as a stitch
on the baseball
537
00:22:54,248 --> 00:22:56,834
in the big guy’s
glove.
538
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:58,544
There’s
the Big Dipper.
539
00:22:58,544 --> 00:23:00,170
JONATHAN:
You know, it’s amazing.
540
00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:01,380
This is the same sky
541
00:23:01,380 --> 00:23:03,007
that the cave men
looked at.
542
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,593
Yeah, and the people
in the ’50s.
543
00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,931
It looks like
a diamond tiara.
544
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:14,560
It looks like a giant
connect-the-dot puzzle.
545
00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,271
It looks like
Rockefeller Center
at Christmas.
546
00:23:17,271 --> 00:23:19,273
Oh, I love
this galaxy.
547
00:23:33,704 --> 00:23:35,456
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