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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for living ♪
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♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road
And a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪
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♪ The nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand new life ♪
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♪ A brand new life ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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We're here,
in Tony's test kitchen,
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where impartial judges will be
telling the Bower Agency
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what flavors they like best
with rice cakes.
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How come we have
to wear a blindfold?
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Because if you saw what this
stuff looked like,
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you'd never eat it.
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That's it for me.
Come on, you guys,
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this is important.
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I'm trying to land
the Ping rice cake account.
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Yeah, now, come on,
Angela's been working hard
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coming up with
these flavors,
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so get with the program,
join the rice cake generation!
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What about you, Dad?
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I'm too old.
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Okay, kids,
I want you to taste this,
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I want you to give me
your honest opinion.
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Go ahead.
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TONY: Oh, stop. Stop it.
Well...
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Is that honest enough for you?
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Oh, it tasted like
dead fish.
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Okay, okay,
you don't like the sushi flavor,
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there are others.
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Okay, Mona,
it's your turn.
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It's your turn.
Now, open wide!
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No! Don't I at least
get a blindfold?
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What, you want
a last request too, Mona?
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Yes.
You eat it.
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Hey, you kiddin' me?
This ain't bad.
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This pizza flavor?
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Uh-huh. Should get beer flavor
to wash it down with.
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Not bad.
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Well, I hate to spit and run,
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but I have an important
English test.
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Jonathan, have you ever
read Tom Sawyer?
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Oh, yeah, it's a great book.
Oh, good,
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then you can tell me all about
it on the way to school.
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Angela,
let's get to the office,
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I'm having breakfast at
that place across the street.
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Mother, there's nothing across
the street but a big hole
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and a bunch of
construction workers.
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Have a nice day.
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[♪♪♪]
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Excuse me, Miss...
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Hey, uh, Angela.
Where do you want this stuff?
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My goodness,
more office supplies?
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Mother, when you
start a business,
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you need certain things.
These are essentials.
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Oh, my new
espresso machine!
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That's essential?
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Yes, it's a very
classy thing to have.
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It enhances your image.
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Besides, you want
your clients alert.
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What about this case
of champagne?
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You don't want them too alert.
[TONY LAUGHS]
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Hey, what about,
my favorite,
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this gumball machine?
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That says that our agency
is special and unique.
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All the agencies have one.
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Angela,
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I may have missed one
or two episodes
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of Wall Street Week,
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but shouldn't
the money be coming in,
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instead of going out?
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Mother...
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you have to spend money
in order to make money.
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Just like tomorrow
in San Francisco with Mr. Ping.
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I'm taking him to the finest
restaurant in Chinatown.
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That should be a lesson to
all of us here in the office.
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Oh, we should all go
to San Francisco for lunch?
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No, Tony,
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we have to start thinking
first class here.
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I want fresh cut flowers
in the office,
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limousines and theater tickets
for our clients.
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That's the way you create
an aura of success.
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Oh. That way they don't know
we're desperate, right?
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Exactly.
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See? I watch
Wall Street Week.
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[♪♪♪]
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[WHIRRING]
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Tony!
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The boss is 3000 miles away,
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take a break.
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Would you like another
cup of espresso?
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No thanks, Mona,
I already had 5 cups.
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Doesn't it make you
feel successful?
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No, it makes me feel
like buffing the roof.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello? Yes? The Bower Agency,
would you hold, please?
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Mona, I don't want to
tell you your job,
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but when people call, aren't we
supposed to talk to them?
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Shows you what you know.
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Then they'll think
we're not busy.
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But we're not busy.
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But we don't want them
to know that.
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See, that's how you create
the aura of success.
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Oh...
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I get it.
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Ah, would you put that
over there,
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right next to
the Toyota account?
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So sorry
to keep you waiting,
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Yes...
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Oh, Angela.
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Angela, calm down,
no, no,
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no, we don't have
the Toyota account, no.
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I was just trying
to create an aura,
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you know.
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Yeah, yeah, the kids are fine,
everything's fine.
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Yeah, he's here, hold on
a minute. Get on the phone.
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Me? Oh, conference call.
Yeah.
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Hi, Angela,
how's San Francisco?
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Huh? Are you all ready
for your big lunch with Ping?
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You kidding?
You're gonna do great.
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Hey, remember, the little
chopsticks? They're for salad.
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[LAUGHS]
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All right, honey,
knock him dead.
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And as soon as you get back,
we're going to celebrate!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
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Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
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What the heck?
Let's celebrate now.
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I'll get the champagne.
I'll get the glasses.
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Oh boy, oh boy,
oh boy.
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Champagne.
Hey, was it great,
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or was it great to hear Angela
so fired up again, huh?
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Oh, yeah, that's my little
over-achiever.
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[CORK POPS]
[BOTH CHEER]
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Here is to
the Bower Agency,
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because we are going to go
all the way to the top.
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Yeah, we're gonna ride
those little rice cakes
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right to the stars.
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Hi there.
Hey, hey, hey.
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Welcome to the Bower Agency.
Come on in, come on.
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Have a seat here, have a seat.
Thank you.
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Have a glass of champagne.
Ooh.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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And how about a gumball, huh?
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I feel a red coming on!
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So, uh, what can we do for you?
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Well, it's not really
what you can do for me,
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it's what I can do for you.
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I'm a salesman.
Give me that.
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Ah. Uh...
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I get the message.
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Well, look, I'll just, um,
I'll just leave you my card.
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I rent limousines, um,
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and I'm sure that you'll find
that our rates are competitive.
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All right.
Well,
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have a nice day.
Yeah.
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Let me see this.
By the way,
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you do use limos,
don't you?
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Oh, sure,
all the time.
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Not yet, but soon, yeah.
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Oh, that's good,
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because then you'd probably
qualify for our volume discount.
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Well, just give me a call.
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You know...
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nah, nah.
What? What? What?
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Well, it's just that
I might be in the position
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to, uh, save you
an awful lot of money.
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This guy. Look, pal,
we're not buying a limo.
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Oh, well, that's good,
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because that would be
very unwise of you.
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We're talking about leasing.
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Mona,
this guy's smooth.
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I wish.
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Actually, I don't even have
a sales pitch,
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I just give you the figures.
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You see,
you rent a limousine,
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for four hours,
it cost you $200.
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You do that twice a week,
that's 400.
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That's $1600 monthly,
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and that's just for
two clients a week.
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However,
if you lease a limo,
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then it's yours, 24 hours a day,
seven days a week.
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And all of this,
for just $1000 a month.
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That's 250 a week,
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30 a day,
$1.50 an hour.
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And that four-hour ride
that cost you $200,
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now just cost you $6.
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And that's less than a taxi cab.
Are you with me?
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[IN UNISON]
Uh-huh.
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Wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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We're not gonna be in the limo
every hour of every day, though.
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Ah, that's the beauty part.
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You see, when you're not
driving some clients around,
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then you can rent it out.
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And we already know
what that can add up to, right?
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Oh, yes,
that's simple arithmetic.
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Now, now, now,
wait a minute, wait a minute.
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We're not in
the limo business,
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we're in
the advertising business.
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Exactly.
And what better advertising
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than a shiny limo,
parked out there by the curb?
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With a personalized license
plate that says "Bower."
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Now that is class.
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It gives the whole operation
something I like to call,
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an aura of success.
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Let me see that.
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Angela?
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What are you doing here?
It's 6:00 in the morning.
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What flight
did you take?
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Whoa, man,
are your eyes red.
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Whoo!
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Guess that means
you took the redeye, huh?
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How-- How did things go
with Ping?
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Not good, huh? Well,
of course they didn't go good.
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If they would,
she wouldn't look like that.
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Not that you
look bad.
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Can I iron your coat?
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How was the airplane food?
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More bad things, huh?
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Uh... Angela,
would you say something?
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I'm getting lonely.
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Jim Peterson.
Bingo, that's a start now,
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that's a start.
That's the crumb bun
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who took your job
at Wallace & McQuade.
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And the man who just stole
my client, Mr. Ping.
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What? How?
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Jim Peterson had his secretary
call Mr. Ping's office
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pretending to be my secretary.
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He moved our lunch
to another restaurant.
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Mr. Ping showed up
at the other restaurant,
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but I wasn't there,
but guess who was?
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Tony Bennett.
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You said to guess.
[SIGHS]
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Jim Peterson
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slithered in with a rice cake
presentation in his briefcase.
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Why that no...
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What are you gonna do?
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I'd like to rip out his heart
and leave it in San Francisco.
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That seems fair.
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Mr. Ping thinks I stood him up,
he wouldn't even talk to me.
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So I flew home.
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Economy.
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That's the new word
around here, Tony.
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Um... When you say "new word,"
251
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:29,955
do you mean "flew"
or "home"?
252
00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,724
It's not "economy,"
is it?
253
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:33,659
Yep, no more frills.
254
00:11:33,659 --> 00:11:35,294
Ah, frills. Frills.
255
00:11:35,294 --> 00:11:38,531
Well, when you say frills,
what do you mean?
256
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,434
Well, I mean the espresso
machine goes back.
257
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:43,803
Well, that's good,
'cause I saved the box for it.
258
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,805
And the gumball machine.
Oh, that's okay,
259
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:48,040
I saved the box for that too.
And Tony,
260
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,409
I may be a little jet lagged,
but I see a limo
261
00:11:50,409 --> 00:11:52,344
parked in the driveway.
262
00:11:52,344 --> 00:11:55,014
Yeah, but I ain't got
the box for that.
263
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,857
You bought
a limo?
264
00:12:04,857 --> 00:12:07,126
No, no, no,
no, no.
265
00:12:07,126 --> 00:12:10,362
That would be
very unwise.
266
00:12:11,964 --> 00:12:13,766
We leased a limo.
267
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:18,037
Yeah, yeah, and it's only
costing you a $1.50 an hour.
268
00:12:18,037 --> 00:12:20,806
Oh, my God! That's a thousand
dollars a month!
269
00:12:25,544 --> 00:12:27,046
How did she do that?
270
00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:30,349
Quick, tell her about
the beauty part.
271
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:31,584
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
272
00:12:31,584 --> 00:12:34,120
Angela, you wanna hear
the beauty part?
273
00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,722
This is it. When we're not using
the limo,
274
00:12:36,722 --> 00:12:39,825
we park it in front of
the building to impress people.
275
00:12:39,825 --> 00:12:42,461
Tony, that's a no
parking zone.
276
00:12:42,461 --> 00:12:44,964
Damn.
277
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:48,200
Angela, here is the other
beauty part.
278
00:12:48,200 --> 00:12:51,137
See, when we're not using it
for our clients,
279
00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:54,707
then we can rent it out
for an enormous profit.
280
00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,041
Yeah, yeah.
And look,
281
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:58,043
not that you haven't got
the rice cake account,
282
00:12:58,043 --> 00:13:00,679
this is gonna bring in
a lot of extra money.
283
00:13:00,679 --> 00:13:03,449
Who's going to rent it?
People.
284
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,985
Oh, people.
What kind of people?
285
00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:09,688
People that aren't smart enough
to lease their own limo.
286
00:13:09,688 --> 00:13:12,758
Oh, stupid people.
287
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,627
Who's going to drive it?
288
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,928
I will.
289
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,830
Who's going to do
your work around the house?
290
00:13:17,830 --> 00:13:18,998
I will.
291
00:13:18,998 --> 00:13:21,333
Who's going to run
the Parents Association,
292
00:13:21,333 --> 00:13:22,568
and coach Samantha's team,
293
00:13:22,568 --> 00:13:24,470
and pick up Jonathan
from Cub Scouts?
294
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,772
I will, I will,
I will.
295
00:13:26,772 --> 00:13:28,574
Come on, Angela,
I can handle this.
296
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,477
And anyway, look, this is gonna
be good for the company. Hey.
297
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,912
You'll be drinking espresso
298
00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:35,147
and chewing gumballs
in no time.
299
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,983
Yeah, Bonnie, Dad said
that if I wash the limo,
300
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:39,518
he'd take us for a spin.
301
00:13:39,518 --> 00:13:41,787
Oh, we're gonna look so cool!
302
00:13:44,890 --> 00:13:47,760
Are you still blabbing
on that phone?
303
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:50,563
I thought you were gonna
help me wash the limo.
304
00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:53,966
Gotta go, Bonnie,
having problems with the child.
305
00:13:55,434 --> 00:13:57,036
Now what's wrong?
306
00:13:57,036 --> 00:14:00,472
I washed the entire limo
all by myself.
307
00:14:00,472 --> 00:14:03,175
Oh, Jonathan,
now doesn't that
308
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:05,477
give you a sense
of accomplishment?
309
00:14:05,477 --> 00:14:09,515
No, it gives me a sense
of being treated like dirt.
310
00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,851
Touchy, touchy.
311
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,053
Okay, kids, let's hit it,
let's do it, let's move it!
312
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,821
Limo leaves in 10 minutes.
Great.
313
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:18,023
First, we'll swing by Bonnie's
and pick up the gang,
314
00:14:18,023 --> 00:14:20,192
and then we'll stop by
football practice.
315
00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,761
Oh, and then we gotta stop by--
Samantha, ho, hey. Hey, hey.
316
00:14:22,761 --> 00:14:24,029
This limo's a business,
317
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,931
not a one-way ticket
to popularity.
318
00:14:25,931 --> 00:14:29,101
Yeah, that's what you think.
I have three dates this weekend.
319
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,003
That's what you think.
320
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:35,341
But Dad, you said that if I--
I know what I said, Samantha,
321
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:37,276
but hey, I'm busy
like crazy here.
322
00:14:37,276 --> 00:14:39,645
I just got another pick up,
I'm running myself ragged.
323
00:14:39,645 --> 00:14:42,381
You know, I could use a little
cooperation from my family here.
324
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:45,451
And Jonathan, did you get the
dry cleaning out of the trunk?
325
00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:47,519
I looked, but there was
nothing in the trunk.
326
00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,588
What are you talking about?
It's gotta be there.
327
00:14:49,588 --> 00:14:52,291
I put it in there just before
that drop off at JFK...
328
00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,059
Oh, no.
329
00:14:54,059 --> 00:14:56,896
Angela's dry cleaning is checked
through to Brussels.
330
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,397
Bye.
331
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,935
N-No, look, I am sorry,
332
00:15:02,935 --> 00:15:05,070
we are not an escort service.
333
00:15:05,070 --> 00:15:07,506
We rent cars, not women.
334
00:15:09,141 --> 00:15:10,943
How much?
335
00:15:12,311 --> 00:15:13,679
[PHONE RINGS]
336
00:15:13,679 --> 00:15:15,381
Could you hold?
337
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:20,352
Yes, the B-Bower Agency--
338
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:22,254
I mean, Mona's Limo.
339
00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:23,756
No, no, yeah, I do.
340
00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:25,224
Yeah, I mean, Mona's Limo,
341
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:28,160
a subsidiary of
the Bower Agency.
342
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,562
Yeah, yeah,
could you hold?
343
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:33,499
Angela, line one!
344
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,469
Or was it line two?
345
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:40,472
Mother.
Hello?
346
00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,675
Mother, there is a man on
the phone who wants to know
347
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,511
what my hourly rates are.
348
00:15:45,511 --> 00:15:47,346
He means the limo, dear.
349
00:15:47,346 --> 00:15:49,148
No, he doesn't.
350
00:15:50,382 --> 00:15:52,718
Hey, hey, hey,
ho, here we go.
351
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,387
All right, two runs down
and raring to go. What's next?
352
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,722
That's it for the day.
353
00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,290
Thank God.
354
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,659
You know,
this isn't working.
355
00:16:00,659 --> 00:16:02,728
my office is in chaos.
356
00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,730
My housekeeper's too busy
to keep my house,
357
00:16:04,730 --> 00:16:07,666
and I have no idea where
my dry cleaning is.
358
00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:10,069
Somewhere over Normandy.
359
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:12,771
And to top it all off,
360
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:15,307
Mr. Ping is now sipping
champagne in a suite
361
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:18,677
at the Plaza, ready to sign
with Wallace & McQuade.
362
00:16:18,677 --> 00:16:21,447
I have never been
so depressed in my life.
363
00:16:21,447 --> 00:16:22,815
You know where to reach me.
364
00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,283
Bloomingdales?
365
00:16:24,283 --> 00:16:26,185
Fourth floor.
366
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:28,253
Ho, ho, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
367
00:16:28,253 --> 00:16:29,955
What ever happened to economy?
Tony,
368
00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,558
it doesn't cost anything
to try things on.
369
00:16:32,558 --> 00:16:35,394
And besides, the feel
of cashmere next to my skin
370
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:37,229
always cheers me up.
371
00:16:39,264 --> 00:16:41,233
Here we go, here.
372
00:16:41,233 --> 00:16:44,036
Mona? Mona,
what are you up to?
373
00:16:44,036 --> 00:16:47,306
Mr. Ping's limo is going
to arrive to pick him up
374
00:16:47,306 --> 00:16:50,075
just a little sooner
than he expected.
375
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:52,444
Oh, dirty pool.
376
00:16:52,444 --> 00:16:54,980
Just call me
Fast Mona.
377
00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:00,452
[♪♪♪]
378
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,524
So Mr. Ping,
379
00:17:05,524 --> 00:17:08,394
what takes you
to Wallace & McQuade?
380
00:17:08,394 --> 00:17:10,295
A little
advertising business?
381
00:17:10,295 --> 00:17:12,131
No, big advertisement
business.
382
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:15,167
TV, radio,
magazines, buses.
383
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:17,369
You see my face everywhere.
384
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:21,840
Who could resist?
385
00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,042
Thank you.
386
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,743
[SPEAKS IN CHINESE]
387
00:17:27,379 --> 00:17:30,249
You know, Ping,
I pick up a lot of dirt
388
00:17:30,249 --> 00:17:32,551
up here in the driver's seat,
389
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:36,388
and I can tell you that since
they lost their president,
390
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,490
Wallace & McQuade
haven't been the same.
391
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,592
Oh, no, no, no,
I'm quite satisfied.
392
00:17:40,592 --> 00:17:43,295
Wallace & McQuade
has given me good treatment.
393
00:17:43,295 --> 00:17:45,230
They've given me
a big hotel suite,
394
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,765
a limousine like this,
395
00:17:46,765 --> 00:17:49,034
with a driver who's...
396
00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,702
[SPEAKS IN CHINESE]
397
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:59,545
You certainly have
a way with words.
398
00:18:00,712 --> 00:18:02,514
You said it, toots.
399
00:18:04,650 --> 00:18:06,618
You know, I'll tell you
something else
400
00:18:06,618 --> 00:18:08,720
about Wallace & McQuade.
401
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,591
The person that really made
that agency what they are
402
00:18:12,591 --> 00:18:14,393
is Angela Bower.
403
00:18:14,393 --> 00:18:17,229
Oh, I don't like her,
she stood me up.
404
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,731
Big flake.
405
00:18:19,731 --> 00:18:22,267
Angela Bower?
406
00:18:22,267 --> 00:18:24,103
That's impossible.
407
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,238
She has great integrity.
408
00:18:26,238 --> 00:18:29,074
And she's bright,
and creative,
409
00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:31,844
and her agency
is just small enough
410
00:18:31,844 --> 00:18:35,380
to give you that down-home,
personal touch.
411
00:18:35,380 --> 00:18:37,182
What are you, her mother?
412
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,384
[LAUGHS]
413
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,090
You know, Ping,
414
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:46,859
I like you.
415
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,629
I have that affect on women.
416
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,171
Uh, I-I wonder, Ping,
417
00:18:59,171 --> 00:19:01,540
if I could ask
you a favor.
418
00:19:01,540 --> 00:19:07,045
Uh, could we make one
teeny, weeny stop on our way?
419
00:19:07,045 --> 00:19:10,782
For you, Mona, no stop
is too teeny weeny.
420
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:16,822
[♪♪♪]
421
00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:20,692
[STAMMERS]
What was so important
422
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:22,794
that you had me paged
at Bloomingdales?
423
00:19:22,794 --> 00:19:24,129
I was in the dressing room
424
00:19:24,129 --> 00:19:26,331
and a sales girl
pulled me out of there
425
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,667
and I was trying on
the most incredible silk blouse.
426
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,470
Oh, my God,
this is it.
427
00:19:31,470 --> 00:19:34,039
On top of everything else,
I'm a shoplifter.
428
00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:35,741
Now take it easy,
take it easy.
429
00:19:35,741 --> 00:19:38,977
They know you. You'll call them,
you'll put it on your card.
430
00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,479
[SIGHS]
431
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:43,715
Not sure I like it.
432
00:19:43,715 --> 00:19:44,983
No, are you kidding me?
433
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:47,019
It's you. It's you,
it looks fabulous.
434
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:49,688
Yeah?
It does, doesn't it?
435
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,990
You know, that's good,
Angela, because you never know
436
00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:53,959
when an important business
client might walk
437
00:19:53,959 --> 00:19:55,928
right through that door.
You know what I mean?
438
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:58,730
What do you mean?
Um, let me get the tag.
439
00:19:58,730 --> 00:20:02,968
Come here, I got the scissors
right over here. Come here.
440
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,604
[MONA LAUGHING]
441
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,773
Oh, thank you for
escorting me up here.
442
00:20:07,773 --> 00:20:11,543
It is so nice to have
a big, strong man around.
443
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,679
Three times a week,
Nautilus.
444
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:15,247
Ooh!
445
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:20,152
Oh, Thomas,
ha-ha-ha.
446
00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:23,555
The Bower Agency?
447
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:27,159
You tricked me, Red.
448
00:20:28,627 --> 00:20:30,862
Yes, Ping.
449
00:20:30,862 --> 00:20:33,365
I am her mother.
450
00:20:35,634 --> 00:20:38,170
Meet Angela Bower.
451
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:40,372
Mr. Ping,
what are you doing here?
452
00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:44,610
Your mother gave me
the old Shanghai surprise.
453
00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:47,312
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna grab a cab
454
00:20:47,312 --> 00:20:49,081
to Wallace & McQuade.
455
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,682
Now, now,
wait a minute, Ping.
456
00:20:50,682 --> 00:20:53,719
This is
Wallace & McQuade.
457
00:20:53,719 --> 00:20:56,221
I don't see Wallace,
I don't see McQuade.
458
00:20:56,221 --> 00:20:59,191
Oh, they've been dead
for years.
459
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:02,594
What you do see is the woman
who was responsible
460
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:05,264
for nearly all of their
national campaigns.
461
00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,965
Which campaigns?
462
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:10,035
Well, Pescher Fragrances,
to name but one.
463
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,170
Oh, Mrs. Ping
loves those.
464
00:21:12,170 --> 00:21:14,706
Yeah, and what about
Guacamunchies to name but two?
465
00:21:14,706 --> 00:21:17,509
Guacamunchies?
They're disgusting.
466
00:21:17,509 --> 00:21:19,611
Yeah, that's true,
Ping, but, uh,
467
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:21,179
she sold millions of them,
468
00:21:21,179 --> 00:21:24,149
and she can do the same thing
for your disgusting rice cakes.
469
00:21:28,720 --> 00:21:30,489
You must be good.
470
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:31,957
The best.
471
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,594
Go ahead, Angela,
pitch your little heart out.
472
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:38,797
Mr. Ping, for months
I've been developing ideas
473
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,799
for your rice cakes.
474
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:43,101
And, if given
the chance,
475
00:21:43,101 --> 00:21:46,805
I think I can make your product
as American as apple pie.
476
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,407
And as tasty.
477
00:21:48,407 --> 00:21:50,275
How the hell
can you do that?
478
00:21:51,643 --> 00:21:54,846
Step into my office.
I'll tell you.
479
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,318
Ho, ho, ho.
480
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,322
Go get 'em, tiger.
481
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:04,656
Thank you.
482
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,761
Oh, Mother.
Call Jim Peterson,
483
00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:12,364
tell him I'm sorry he missed
his appointment with Mr. Ping.
484
00:22:12,364 --> 00:22:14,966
We'll send over a case
of rice cakes.
485
00:22:14,966 --> 00:22:16,968
Oh, cruel and disgusting
punishment.
486
00:22:16,968 --> 00:22:18,136
I'll deliver them myself.
487
00:22:24,776 --> 00:22:27,312
Yes, yes, thank you.
We will.
488
00:22:27,312 --> 00:22:30,282
We'll deliver it tomorrow, yes.
489
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:33,185
I did it, I did it,
I did it, I did it, I did it!
490
00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,319
You did what?
491
00:22:34,319 --> 00:22:36,488
We're not in another
business, are we?
492
00:22:36,488 --> 00:22:38,123
No, we are out
of business.
493
00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:40,792
I unloaded the limo.
494
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:44,129
They are taking up our lease.
That's wonderful.
495
00:22:44,129 --> 00:22:46,898
Who's the lucky
sub-leasee?
496
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:50,769
The Happy Horizon
funeral home.
497
00:22:50,769 --> 00:22:54,005
Of course, they won't have any
use for the bar, or the TV,
498
00:22:54,005 --> 00:22:57,776
but I'm sure they'll
rest comfortably.
499
00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,111
How did you do it?
500
00:22:59,111 --> 00:23:01,713
I told them
the beauty part.
501
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,583
That it was only gonna cost them
a thousand dollars a month,
502
00:23:04,583 --> 00:23:06,385
which was 250 a week,
503
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,221
$35 a day, and that
worked out to be only...
504
00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,356
a buck fifty a stiff.
505
00:23:11,356 --> 00:23:13,125
How could they resist?
506
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,359
[LAUGHS]
507
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:16,528
Hey, hey!
Look what I got.
508
00:23:16,528 --> 00:23:19,064
Found the dry cleaning, huh?
509
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,032
Tony, thank you!
510
00:23:21,032 --> 00:23:22,734
My Harris tweed suit.
511
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,470
I thought it had gone to the big
baggage carousel in the sky.
512
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:28,039
You know, people are always
making jokes about the airlines
513
00:23:28,039 --> 00:23:29,408
losing their luggage, right?
514
00:23:29,408 --> 00:23:31,443
But hey,
they always come through for me.
515
00:23:31,443 --> 00:23:34,713
Hey, Angela,
get ready to say hello to--
516
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:38,417
Your kimono?
517
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,619
Angela,
this is great.
518
00:23:40,619 --> 00:23:43,655
You can make extra money
by being a geisha.
519
00:23:45,357 --> 00:23:46,558
Well, Tony?
520
00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:49,928
Arigato, gozaimasu,
sayonara.
521
00:24:06,311 --> 00:24:08,246
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