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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for living ♪
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♪ You take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road
And a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail
And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪
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♪ The nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand new life ♪
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♪ Brand new life ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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Everyone, quick, come here!
You won't believe it!
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What? What? What?
What's going on?
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What? What? What? What?
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Oh, the Beastie Boys
are coming here!
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Oh, gee, the place
is such a mess.
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Dad, they're giving a concert
in Westport next month.
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That's the big news?
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Yes, that's
big news. Angela,
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In your terms, it would be like
Vic Damone coming to town.
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Is it okay if I go?
Sure.
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Thanks. Oh, one more thing.
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Tickets go on sale
at the mall tomorrow morning,
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so I'm going to have
to get in line kind of early.
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How early?
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Now...?
Ah!
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You're going to stand in line
all night for concert tickets?
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Forget about it,
Samantha. It's crazy.
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That's right. It is crazy.
I think you should let her go.
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What?
Talk that talk, Mona.
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All teenagers need to break
loose once in awhile.
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I didn't.
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We're talking about
normal teenagers, dear.
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Come on, Dad. There's
no school tomorrow,
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there'll be plenty
of security guards,
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and the falafel
stand is open all night.
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Well, I guess. I guess it'll
be safe. Is Macy's open?
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No.
Then I'll be safe, too.
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All right, look, promise
to say in a well-lit area.
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Oh, thanks, Dad.
Oh, you're the best.
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Oh, this is going to be so...
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safe and well-lit.
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Well, I guess I should
be glad. I mean, hey,
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it's pretty tame compared
to things I did as a kid, huh?
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Like what, Tony?
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Well, I remember this one time
I was delivering pizza
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in Grand Central Station,
you know, so,
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I see this
really pretty girl,
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so I followed her
on to the train, right.
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I struck up
a conversation by Newark.
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You know, pepperoni
is a hell of an ice breaker.
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Anyway, we're
in love by Cleveland.
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And if I don't get thrown off
the train in Chicago,
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I'd got two kids
in college right now.
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Oh, oh,
that's so romantic.
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Yeah, yeah, and on
the way back, you know,
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I was hitch-hiking, and I
meet this lady truck driver.
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And there was nothing semi
about her, heh, heh.
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But, hey, that's another
story. You know.
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Oh, boy, when I think of some
of the crazy things I've done.
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[LAUGHING]
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Oh...
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Yes, Mother?
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Oh, I can't tell you that one.
[SCOFFING]
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I promised the senator.
But I can tell you
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about the time
my date and I snuck
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into the drive-in movie
in the trunk of a car.
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Oh, Mona, I used to do that all
the time when I was a teenager.
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This was last week.
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Ah, well, those were
the days, hey, Mona?
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Come on, Angela, didn't
you ever do anything wild?
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Oh, let me think...
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Don't bother.
[LAUGHS]
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Come on, Mona, seriously.
Angela, didn't you ever
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call up the supermarket
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and ask if they have
olive oil in a bottle?
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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Wh-- Why should I do that?
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Because after
you call 'em, right,
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you say, "You got
olive oil in a bottle?"
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They say, "Yay." You say,
"Better let her out.
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Popeye's getting mad."
[ALL LAUGHING]
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My, the things
I missed in my youth.
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If I only had it to over again,
I would sow a wild oat or two.
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Angela, you wouldn't
know a wild oat
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if it hit you
in the feed bag.
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[TONY LAUGHS]
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Oh, no? I can be just as wild
and crazy as the next guy.
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Yeah, if the next guy
is Mother Teresa.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Okay, laugh if you will.
I'm going to do it.
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I'm going to do
all the things
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that I didn't do
when I was growing up.
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I'm going to be--
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I'm going to be wild
and crazy and-and daring.
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I-I'm going to fly
by the seat of my pants.
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I'm going to be free
and spontaneous.
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Wh--
What are you doing?
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I'm making
a list of all
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the spontaneous things
I'm going to do.
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After you, after you.
Hello, Mona. Hello.
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Hello, Sam. What's new?
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Dad, you-- You are
really maturing. Huh.
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Weren't you worried about me
being out all night?
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Are you kidding me, Sam?
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I have a tremendous amount
of respect for your good sense,
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and besides I paid Ernie
at the falafel stand
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to keep
an eye on you.
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You paid a falafel
man to spy on me?
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Yeah, the guy at the yogurt
stand cost too much. Heh.
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He should. You know,
he's a lot cuter.
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Get upstairs.
Get outta here.
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Well, did you two have fun
sowing wild oats?
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Fun, Mona. You say fun?
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We're talking thrills,
we're talking chills.
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Me and Angela took
a walk on the wild side.
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Oh, Mother you'd be so proud
of me. I broke the law.
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You know those little
tags that they tell you
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not to remove
from mattresses?
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Well...
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...federal offense!
Ha.
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Yeah, yeah, and I drove
the get-away car.
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[LAUGHING]
Yeah.
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Well, that should put you
on the ten least wanted list.
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Hey, Mona, Mona, it was
unbelievable, Mona.
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She was out
of control, Mona.
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We were in a crowded elevator,
right. She does this...
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[ARMPIT FARTING]
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Huh? Everybody started
looking at me.
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Yeah! They did.
They did!
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And then,
to top it all off,
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we went to the Plaza,
and we crashed a wedding.
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Ha. You know when
the minister says,
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"Speak now or forever
hold your peace?"
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She didn't.
She did. Ha, ha.
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I said, "You have a terrible
caterer." And I ran like hell.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Angela, I didn't know you
could be so rude and crude.
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I have a new
respect for you.
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Ha-ha-ha-ha. Well, I'll
tell you something, Angela,
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I for one am glad you got this
all out of your system.
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Oh, no, no, no, there're
a lot of other things
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on this list that
I want to do. Like this.
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Ha. I can't do this.
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Come on, come on,
let's see. What is it?
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No, no, no, it's silly,
it's silly, it's silly.
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I shouldn't even
have put on the list.
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[STAMMERING]
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"Go to Inspiration Point with
Jake 'The Snake' Maguire."
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
"The Snake?"
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He was-- He was
the wildest kid in school.
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And when he walked
down the hall,
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all the girls
held their breath.
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And their jewelry.
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He had a D.A., and a leather
jacket, and tight jeans.
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He didn't talk, he hissed. And
he didn't walk, he slithered.
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Unh. Maybe he was molting.
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Angela, I didn't know you went
for guys like that.
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I thought you liked boys
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that had those little
safety pins on their glasses.
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Mother, on the outside I may
have looked like Sandra Dee,
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but on the inside
Tina Louise trying to come out.
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Jake used to ride
this motorcycle,
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and he took all
the coolest girls in town
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to a special place called
"Inspiration Point."
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Now wait a minute.
Hold on a second.
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How can you make-out
on a motorcycle?
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It can be done.
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Well, listen, whatever happened
to this Snake dude?
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I don't know.
I don't know.
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I didn't see him after I went
off to Montague Academy.
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God knows
where he is now.
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Right here under the M's.
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Look, Maguire, Jake.
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Really?
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No, no, no, I really can't call
him. He wouldn't remember me.
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It's such a crazy
thing to do--
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Give me that book.
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Ha, ha. Well, Mona,
what do you think?
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You think we should give her
some privacy?
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No.
Me, either.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Hello, is this
Jake "the Snake"?
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It's him!
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Um, hi, uh, uh, we went
to high school together.
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Uh, my name
was Angela Robinson.
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Oh, yeah, I didn't
think you would.
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Uh, thick glasses, uh, buck
teeth, slightly overweight...
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Picture the Hindenburg
with bangs.
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Some of the less mature kids
used to call me...
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[WHISPERS]
the "Walrus."
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[LOUDLY]
The "Walrus."
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Yeah, yeah, that's
me. No, I've changed.
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Yeah, well, the braces worked,
and so did the Clearasil,
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and uh, the Metrecal just melted
away those unsightly pounds
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So is there a Mrs.
Snake in your life?
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He's single!
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Uh, well, um, I was
just wondering,
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what would you think about
maybe going out for a drink
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or something...
Tonight?
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Busy guy.
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Uh, yeah, sure.
3344 Oakhills Drive.
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Okay, well, yeah,
I'll see you then.
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Ah! I did it! I did it!
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I'm going out with
the hottest kid in my class!
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Ha. That's great. That's great.
It worked out so good, too.
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It's not even
a school night.
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Oh, no, I've got
an unsightly blemish.
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Looks like
a big zit to me.
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Well, thank you, Mother, but
nobody but you will notice.
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Whoa, Angela, man,
you look terrific.
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What's that
on your forehead?
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Is it Ash Wednesday?
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I wonder what 'ol
Jake looks like now.
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Yeah, you know,
hey, Angela,
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don't get your hopes
up. People change.
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This guy could be bald,
fat, and wearing a truss.
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[LAUGHS]
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh! That's him.
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Angela, Angela, don't you
know anything about dating?
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No, of course
you don't.
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I answer the door, you go
upstairs and make an entrance.
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[MUTTERING]
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Hey, uh, where does
the housekeeper stand?
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On that spot
on the carpet. Heh.
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Angela, you look great.
You really filled out.
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Is he in
for a rude awakening?
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Come in. Actually,
I am Angela's mother.
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Hello, Mama. Heh, heh.
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And this is Tony Micelli,
our housekeeper.
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How ya doing?
How ya doing?
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Can I take
your helmet?
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No, I'm cool.
Heh, heh.
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Oh, Angela, dear,
Jake is here.
239
00:11:21,614 --> 00:11:24,483
ANGELA:
Thank you, Mother.
I'll be down in a minute.
240
00:11:33,159 --> 00:11:35,227
Jake.
241
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,862
Angela?
242
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,733
Whoa. You went from
a walrus to a fox.
243
00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:46,572
Thank you. You look exactly
the same as when you graduated.
244
00:11:46,572 --> 00:11:48,574
Well,
I didn't graduate.
245
00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,443
I decided to pursue
my other interests.
246
00:11:50,443 --> 00:11:51,811
Oh, like what?
247
00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:55,347
Ah, sleeping late, hanging
around, and, uh, bumming, yeah.
248
00:11:55,347 --> 00:11:56,582
[CHUCKLES]
249
00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:57,917
Nice work
if you can get it.
250
00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,351
[CHUCKLES]
251
00:11:59,351 --> 00:12:01,654
Well, I'd love to stay and kick
it around with you folks,
252
00:12:01,654 --> 00:12:03,122
but me and my band
are gigging down
253
00:12:03,122 --> 00:12:04,223
at the Mason
Jar tonight,
254
00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:05,925
so we really ought
to hit there, Angie.
255
00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:09,428
Oh. Okay, um, The Mason Jar.
256
00:12:09,428 --> 00:12:10,863
Wait, isn't that the place
257
00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,665
where you used to play
back in high school?
258
00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:15,101
Same bar, same band,
same three chords.
259
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,435
[TONY LAUGHS]
260
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:20,139
Uh, Angie, dear. Could
I have a quick rap session
261
00:12:20,139 --> 00:12:22,174
with you before
you peel out.
262
00:12:22,174 --> 00:12:24,009
Excuse me. I'll
just be a minute.
263
00:12:29,148 --> 00:12:30,649
So, you're
a housekeeper, eh?
264
00:12:30,649 --> 00:12:33,285
Yeah, well, that's my gig,
Jake. Heh, heh.
265
00:12:33,285 --> 00:12:35,121
Call me Snake. You got
a nickname, Tony.
266
00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,089
Uh, yeah, uh,
call me "Broom."
267
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:38,491
Broom.
268
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,593
[BOTH LAUGHING]
269
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:43,496
Mother, what are you talking
about? You're being ridiculous.
270
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:49,935
Angela, I know men, you don't.
You are out of your league.
271
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,304
Mother, this is all
perfectly innocent.
272
00:12:52,304 --> 00:12:56,742
No Angela, you are perfectly
innocent. He is a snake.
273
00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,379
I don't want you going
out with that sleazy rider.
274
00:13:00,379 --> 00:13:03,816
Wait a minute. Are you
forbidding me to go?
275
00:13:03,816 --> 00:13:05,851
Forbidding you?
276
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:07,453
Yes, I guess I am.
277
00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:09,188
Oh, that's wonderful.
278
00:13:09,188 --> 00:13:11,023
Now I can cross
number 11 off my list.
279
00:13:13,425 --> 00:13:14,426
"Defy Mother."
280
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,262
Wait, come back here.
Ha, ha.
281
00:13:16,262 --> 00:13:19,665
Oh, Jake. I'm ready to feel
the wind through my hair.
282
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,901
Your brain bumper.
Oh, ha, ha.
283
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:26,438
[CHUCKLES]
284
00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,439
Uh, Angela.
285
00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:28,674
Yes, Tony.
286
00:13:28,674 --> 00:13:30,576
Whatever you do,
keep your feet on the pegs,
287
00:13:30,576 --> 00:13:33,646
and lean into the turns, and
hold onto his luggage rack.
288
00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:37,216
Angie,
your hog awaits.
289
00:13:37,216 --> 00:13:40,019
Later on, Mrs. R.
Later, "Broom," keep sweeping.
290
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:40,953
[MEN CHUCKLE]
291
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:43,989
Later.
292
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,394
I don't feel
good about this.
293
00:13:48,394 --> 00:13:51,263
Angela has turned into
a "Motorcycle Mama."
294
00:13:51,263 --> 00:13:55,201
Oh. Come on, Mona. Come on.
She's going to be fine.
295
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:57,236
[MOTORCYCLE REVS UP]
296
00:13:57,236 --> 00:13:59,738
[TIRES SQUEALING]
297
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:02,508
Oh. I hope she doesn't
come back with a tattoo.
298
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,315
[ROCK SONG PLAYING
OVER SPEAKERS]
299
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:15,287
[WHISTLING]
300
00:14:18,724 --> 00:14:21,727
Excuse me, do you have
any dental floss?
301
00:14:21,727 --> 00:14:24,230
I think I have a gnat
caught in my teeth.
302
00:14:26,465 --> 00:14:28,467
I told you not to open
your mouth on the turnpike.
303
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,003
Hey!
304
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:32,004
CROWD [CHEERING]:
Hey!
305
00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:35,741
Hey.
306
00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:40,012
So, this is
the legendary Mason Jar.
307
00:14:40,012 --> 00:14:41,280
Yeah.
308
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:44,016
It's so lively,
so atmospheric...
309
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:46,585
[SNIFFS]
So pungent.
310
00:14:48,420 --> 00:14:51,357
So, uh, what've you been up
to after all this time?
311
00:14:51,357 --> 00:14:53,425
We didn't get much chance
to talk on the chopper.
312
00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:55,961
Well, let me see, uh...
I'm in advertising.
313
00:14:55,961 --> 00:14:58,697
Oh, you're in advertising.
314
00:14:58,697 --> 00:15:00,232
You know, I got a beef
with you people.
315
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,667
You do?
316
00:15:01,667 --> 00:15:04,103
Yeah. One of those billboards
fell over on my motorcycle.
317
00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,371
Who puts them things up?
318
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,440
I don't really know,
but I'll check on it.
319
00:15:08,440 --> 00:15:10,009
Hey!
Gimme a pitcher.
320
00:15:10,009 --> 00:15:11,644
Unh.
321
00:15:11,644 --> 00:15:13,345
Anything
for you, Angie?
322
00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:18,083
Yes, I would like a Brandy
Sidecar with a twist of lime.
323
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,585
And crushed ice.
324
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,456
A beer will be fine.
[GRUNTS]
325
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,962
...my hand on my arm
and it made this loud noise
326
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:31,964
and then everybody
looked at Tony.
327
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:33,832
[ALL LAUGHING]
328
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:39,171
[TUNING GUITAR]
329
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:41,941
Yeah. It's time
to rock 'n roll.
330
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,642
Thank you
so much.
331
00:15:43,642 --> 00:15:46,378
[BAND PLAYING SLOW ROCK]
332
00:15:46,378 --> 00:15:47,980
Hey, yo!
333
00:15:58,123 --> 00:15:59,525
I'd like to dedicate
this song
334
00:15:59,525 --> 00:16:01,627
to a very special
lady from my past.
335
00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:03,762
[SOME PEOPLE CHEER]
336
00:16:05,998 --> 00:16:07,399
Number 18.
337
00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:09,568
Romantic song
sung for me.
338
00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:12,371
[SINGING LONG NOTE]
339
00:16:12,371 --> 00:16:15,975
♪ You gotta help me, baby ♪
340
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:19,044
♪ Can't make it by myself ♪
341
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:24,583
♪ Gotta help me, baby
I can't make it by myself ♪
342
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:28,354
♪ Oh, no, and if
You don't help me, darling ♪
343
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:31,790
♪ I'm going to find
Somebody else ♪
344
00:16:34,259 --> 00:16:37,429
♪ Bring me my nightshirt
Baby ♪
345
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:39,064
♪ Put on your morning gown ♪
346
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,604
♪ Yeah, bring me
My nightshirt, baby ♪
347
00:16:45,604 --> 00:16:49,174
♪ Put on your morning gown ♪
348
00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:54,680
♪ 'Cause I don't feel
Like sleeping ♪
349
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:56,815
♪ Baby, I wanna lay down ♪
350
00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:00,219
♪ Come here, baby ♪
351
00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:08,327
Where is she? She should
have been home by now.
352
00:17:08,327 --> 00:17:11,230
You said she could stay at
Bonnie's until eleven o'clock.
353
00:17:11,230 --> 00:17:12,264
I'm talking about Angela.
354
00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,069
And what kind
of a mother are you?
355
00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:19,438
You let your daughter
go out with Fonzie's evil twin.
356
00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,410
Me? At least I tried to talk
some sense into her.
357
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,645
You created this monster
by taking her off
358
00:17:26,645 --> 00:17:31,183
on that crime spree. You whipped
her hormones into a frenzy.
359
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:35,020
Don't you dare blame
that on me, Mona,
360
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:39,191
because after all the hormone
doesn't fall far from the tree.
361
00:17:43,862 --> 00:17:45,931
You know how all this
started.
362
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:47,232
It was started because
363
00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,501
you let Sam stand in line
for tickets to that concert.
364
00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:52,304
Mona, it was you who talked me
into letting her do that.
365
00:17:52,304 --> 00:17:56,508
Yeah, so I guess we have
to share the blame.
366
00:18:00,012 --> 00:18:01,413
Where did we go wrong?
367
00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:08,854
♪ And now the stage is bare
It's just me standing there ♪
368
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:11,690
♪ With emptiness all around ♪
369
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,959
♪ If you won't
Come back to me ♪
370
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:18,931
♪ Well, they can just bring
The curtain down ♪
371
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:23,235
♪ Is your heart
Filled with pain ♪
372
00:18:23,235 --> 00:18:27,506
♪ Can I come back again? ♪
373
00:18:27,506 --> 00:18:30,075
♪ Tell me, dear ♪
374
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:35,447
♪ Are you
Lonesome tonight? ♪
375
00:18:37,749 --> 00:18:38,684
[CROWD CHEERING]
376
00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:44,723
Oh.
Whew.
377
00:18:44,723 --> 00:18:47,226
Music really gives
me a buzz.
378
00:18:47,226 --> 00:18:51,230
That was so wonderful.
Thank you.
379
00:18:51,230 --> 00:18:53,866
Tonight has been
really groovy.
380
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,970
Speaking of groovin', Angie,
what's say we go someplace,
381
00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,071
you know, kind of quiet.
382
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:00,439
Just you and me.
383
00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:02,174
Where might that be?
384
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:03,475
Well, I got
this special place
385
00:19:03,475 --> 00:19:06,411
I like to call it,
"Inspiration Point."
386
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,016
Do I look like
that kind of girl?
387
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,217
I think you do.
388
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,919
Ha.
389
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:17,356
Well, thank you.
Ah, but wait a minute,
390
00:19:17,356 --> 00:19:20,259
you've a few too many
pitchers. We shouldn't drive.
391
00:19:20,259 --> 00:19:21,827
We can walk.
392
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,496
Oh, an evening stroll.
Mm-hm.
393
00:19:34,373 --> 00:19:35,641
What is this?
Where are we?
394
00:19:35,641 --> 00:19:37,643
Welcome to
Inspiration Point.
395
00:19:39,878 --> 00:19:43,015
This room
is Inspiration Point?
396
00:19:43,015 --> 00:19:44,683
Uh, not exactly.
397
00:19:47,553 --> 00:19:48,620
This is.
398
00:19:51,490 --> 00:19:52,491
[SLOW ROCK SONG PLAYING]
399
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,034
Oh, excuse me?
400
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:04,436
Hi, ya, sailor, what ship did
you get off of, the S.S. Hunk?
401
00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:05,837
Ha, ha.
402
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:08,473
Well, I'm looking
for a blonde.
403
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:12,311
I could be a blonde.
I could be whatever you want.
404
00:20:12,311 --> 00:20:13,946
Yeah, well,
how about helpful?
405
00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:16,715
Listen, I'm looking
for a blonde about 5'7",
406
00:20:16,715 --> 00:20:20,219
she's got brown eyes,
she's very well-dressed,
407
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,854
she's a very classy lady.
She's with a guy named Snake.
408
00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:24,323
Oh, yeah, they were
here earlier.
409
00:20:24,323 --> 00:20:25,324
Yeah, yeah?
410
00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:27,926
They must've left.
Hm.
411
00:20:27,926 --> 00:20:29,361
All right. Well,
thanks anyway.
412
00:20:29,361 --> 00:20:30,796
Wait a minute.
413
00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:34,933
Why don't you stick around.
Grab a beer. Or whatever.
414
00:20:34,933 --> 00:20:36,969
Well, uh, maybe I will
have one for the road.
415
00:20:36,969 --> 00:20:40,005
Ha. A beer? Ha, ha.
416
00:20:42,107 --> 00:20:43,742
Well, I thought
Inspiration Point
417
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,545
was this beautiful place
high on a hill.
418
00:20:46,545 --> 00:20:50,215
where you could see trees and
fields and sky full of stars.
419
00:20:50,215 --> 00:20:52,751
Yeah, if you lay down,
you can see the Big Dipper.
420
00:20:59,057 --> 00:21:01,159
So you're
a housekeeper?
421
00:21:01,159 --> 00:21:02,394
Yeah, it's
a dusty job,
422
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,329
but, hey, somebody's
got to do it, right. Ha.
423
00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,098
But, hey, I've got
a great place to live,
424
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,766
and my boss is
real nice, except lately
425
00:21:07,766 --> 00:21:09,568
she's been acting
a little, I don't know--
426
00:21:09,568 --> 00:21:10,802
[ANGEL SCREAMS]
427
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:11,837
Angela?
428
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:13,739
You like screaming?
I can scream.
429
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:17,609
[GRUNTS]
430
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,677
Hey, what are
you doing?
431
00:21:18,677 --> 00:21:19,811
Get away from her.
432
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,680
Okay, if that's
the way you want it.
433
00:21:26,551 --> 00:21:27,819
Oh, my gosh.
434
00:21:27,819 --> 00:21:31,590
I didn't want to do it,
but he had it coming.
435
00:21:31,590 --> 00:21:34,559
Angela, are you all right?
I heard you scream.
436
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:37,062
Oh, Tony, Tony,
it was just awful.
437
00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:41,433
It was the biggest
cockroach I've ever seen.
438
00:21:41,433 --> 00:21:44,503
Cockroach? I thought the Snake
was putting the moves on you.
439
00:21:44,503 --> 00:21:46,571
Well, he was, but
I could handle him.
440
00:21:46,571 --> 00:21:48,473
[GASPS]
441
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:52,511
Tony, what are
you doing here?
442
00:21:54,012 --> 00:21:57,983
Oh, um, well,
I-I-I was, uh--
443
00:21:57,983 --> 00:22:01,320
I was in
the neighborhood. Heh.
444
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:03,622
You were worried
about me.
445
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,090
Ah, no, no, no,
I'm not one of them
446
00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,658
over protective
housekeepers.
447
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,861
Oh. Right.
448
00:22:09,861 --> 00:22:14,566
Well, so much
for wild oat-sowing.
449
00:22:14,566 --> 00:22:16,068
I had such high
hopes for tonight.
450
00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:18,503
[JAKE SNORES]
451
00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:19,671
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
452
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,640
You know, Angela, sometimes
I think it's hard
453
00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:23,975
to relive something you never
lived in the first place.
454
00:22:23,975 --> 00:22:29,181
Yeah, to think this ratty,
old sofa was Inspiration Point.
455
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:32,384
Sometimes some things are
better left to your imagination.
456
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:33,852
Ah, don't worry
about it, Angela.
457
00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,455
Hey, whatever happens,
we'll always have this.
458
00:22:36,455 --> 00:22:37,689
[ARMPIT FARTING]
Ah.
459
00:22:46,298 --> 00:22:48,333
[HEAVY BREATHING]
460
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:52,304
ANGELA:
Oh, Tony, this is better
than I ever imagined.
461
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:56,174
[BLOWING]
462
00:22:56,174 --> 00:23:00,112
Oh, oh, Tony, this
is so beautiful.
463
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,614
Thank you for bringing
me up here. Ah.
464
00:23:06,084 --> 00:23:08,053
What are you doing?
465
00:23:08,053 --> 00:23:11,390
Crossing number 16 off my list.
"Go to Inspiration Point."
466
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:14,326
Oh. Hey, wait, wait,
wait. Wait a minute.
467
00:23:14,326 --> 00:23:15,794
What's this one now?
468
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,696
"Mike ott
at Inspiration Point?"
469
00:23:17,696 --> 00:23:20,298
Oh, that's,
um, make out.
470
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:24,169
Oh. Oh.
471
00:23:24,169 --> 00:23:27,739
Well, that's too bad that you
didn't get to finish your list.
472
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:32,244
Yeah, yeah, I got so close.
Ha, yeah.
473
00:23:32,244 --> 00:23:35,781
I guess it's something that you
really wanted, too, you know.
474
00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:37,516
Well, yeah, I mean,
475
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,752
it would give me a real
sense of completion.
476
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:43,455
Completion's good.
Completion's good.
477
00:24:03,542 --> 00:24:04,476
[BLOWS]
478
00:24:14,152 --> 00:24:16,087
[♪♪♪]
479
00:24:40,479 --> 00:24:42,414
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