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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for living ♪
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♪ You take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road
And a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail
And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪
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♪ The nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand new life ♪
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♪ Brand new life ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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Listen, Dad,
this one's tough.
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Two trains are
a mile and a half apart.
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Train A is traveling at three-
fourths the speed of train B.
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They'll collide in
four and a half minutes
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How fast is each train going?
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Well, I don't know,
but it sounds
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like the passengers
have a great lawsuit.
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Ah. Ahem. Thank you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Come on, Dad. How am I
supposed to figure this out?
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Hey, Samantha, I could tell you
this in a hot second,
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but that's not gonna
do you any good.
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I'm not one of these parents
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that does their kids'
homework for them.
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Couldn't hack it, huh?
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I blanked out
right after train A.
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Oh, I forgot English was
always your best subject.
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You ain't just whistlin'
Dixie there, mama. Ha.
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Angela, what
are you doing here?
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I thought you were driving
to the mountains today
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with what's his face.
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It's Geoffrey.
He's not here yet.
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Oh, his train must be late.
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Perhaps it was train A.
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Angela, you're about to go
on a romantic date.
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Why are you eating
onion dip?
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Well, the truth is, Mother,
I'm a little nervous.
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You see, Geoffrey said
that he has something
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very important to ask me,
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something that would affect
both our futures.
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Mother,
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I have this feeling
he's going to pop the question.
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Have some more dip, dear.
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All right, Mother. I know how
you feel about Geoffrey.
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I thought I covered
my contempt rather well.
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No, you never actually
spit on him.
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Hmm.
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Mother, come on. Geoffrey's
a wonderful catch.
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He's successful and handsome,
and intelligent,
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and witty and...
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What else could I possibly
want in a man?
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Passion, spontaneity...
Lust.
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Train A and train B are about
a mile and a half apart, right?
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Now, train A is moving
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three-fourths as fast
as train B.
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[IMITATING TRAIN]
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No, no, wait a minute, wait
a minute, wait a minute,
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it was train B is moving
three-fourth as fast as tr--
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Ah, take the bus.
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[RHYTHMIC KNOCKING]
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Come on in, Geoffrey,
it's open.
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Hey, Tony, my main man,
huh? Hey.
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Ah, ah, power shake,
huh?
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Right on there,
soul buddy.
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Angela.
Hi, Geoffrey.
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Hi, Angela.
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[ANGELA GASPS]
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Must be a new one.
She is so hip.
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Yeah, I think she's gonna
host Saturday Night Live.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Tony, uh,
are you busy?
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Well, I-- I, was gonna
go weigh myself. Heh, heh.
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Can that wait? Ha.
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Tony, uh, I'd kind of like to
talk to you. Just guy to guy.
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Oh. Sure, what's up,
guy? Ha.
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Me. Tony, you know, I have
given some serious thought
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to our relationship
and where it's going.
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Aw, but Geoffrey, I haven't
even met your parents yet.
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Come on, Tony. I'm talking
about Angela and me.
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I-I have made a decision
that could affect our future.
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Oh?
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Yeah. I-I am going
to ask Angela to join me
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in a timeshare
in the Catskills.
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Oy.
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Tony, take a look
at this place.
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Listen. If-if-if Angela
invests with me,
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we could be spending
wonderful weekends together
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plus every fourth
national holiday.
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Oh, I hope you
pull Flag Day. Heh, heh.
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You, uh, you don't--
You don't think
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I'm rushing the relationship
too much, do you?
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Oh, no. What, are you
kidding me, Geoffrey?
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Hey, you know
what they say,
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"Nothing ventured,
nothing capital gained."
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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I like that.
I'm gonna use it.
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I knew you would.
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Hi. I'm all ready.
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Your carriage awaits,
my lady.
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Ah, thank you, kind sir.
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Off we go to frolic
in yon forest.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Off I go
to barf in yon basin.
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Geoffrey, this is
just beautiful.
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It's just like you
to pick the perfect setting.
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That's right.
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Solid as a rock.
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Ha. Yes.
Ha-ha-ha.
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Angela, you and I have been
seeing each other for, what now?
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A hundred
and sixteen days.
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I think-- I think that it's time
that we talk about our future.
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Oh, you want to talk
about that now?
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Nothing ventured,
nothing capital gained.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Oh, Geoffrey,
you are so clever.
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It just came to me.
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Angela, we are perfect
for one another.
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We fit...just like this tongue
and groove floor.
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Tongue and groove?
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What I'm trying
to say, Angel...
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No, no, Geoffrey,
just wait.
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[SIGHING]
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Go ahead.
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Angela, my love, will you be
my partner in this timeshare?
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[SCOFFS]
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Timeshare? That-- That's
what you're asking me?
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Think about it, Angela.
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Eighteen thousand dollars
buys us a week
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prime time in perpetuity.
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But-but there's
more to it than that.
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We'll-we'll have a partnership,
a joint account.
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This will take our relationship
to new levels of-of commitment,
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and indebtedness. Angela,
Angela, I know, I know,
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I'm pushing,
pushing kind of hard,
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but I think our relationship
can handle it.
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Angela, not only will we
have this wonderful cabin
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in the mountains, but we'll
have a terrific tax write-off.
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What do you think?
Angela?
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Whoa!
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You don't like the mountains?
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How about a nice place
at the beach?
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[CROWD SHOUTING]
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Mash 'em, bash 'em,
hit 'em in the groin!
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Boy, that Ted Koppel's
getting better all the time.
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Hey, what's
with you, Mona?
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You can't sleep?
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Just thought I'd wait up and see
how Angela's evening went.
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Oh, you mean
the big question
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that Geoffrey's
gonna ask her, huh?
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You know?
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Of course I know.
What are you kidding me?
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Me and Geoffrey
are like this.
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Wow, you seem to be
taking it very well.
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Doesn't it bother you?
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Bother me? Why? Hey,
if it doesn't work out,
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she could put it right back
on the market, hey.
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I mean, you don't care if Angela
gets married to Geoffrey?
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Married? To Geoffrey?
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Now wait a minute,
wait a minute, Mona,
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I think you have
your signals crossed.
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Geoffrey told me the question
he's gonna ask her is
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whether or not she wants to be
his partner in a timeshare.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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Oh, no. Angela thought
he was going to propose.
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Oh, my poor, stupid baby.
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Oh, she's going to come back
here just totally crushed.
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She's really gonna need
somebody to talk to.
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Good night, Tony.
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Angela, would you
at least talk to me?
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I mean, you haven't
said a word since you tried
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to set me on fire.
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What gives? What did I do
that was so wrong?
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Shh.
Everyone's sleeping.
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GEOFFREY [LOWER VOICE]:
I-I took you to
a romantic spot,
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we had a wonderful
gourmet dinner,
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I made a terrific
proposal, and I-I...
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Oh, my God.
You thought--
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No, I didn't.
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Oh, Angela, do you mean,
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that you would actually consider
a marriage proposal from me?
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A few hours ago
I might have.
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Oh,
that's wonderful.
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I would love
to marry you!
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ANGELA:
Well, I didn't ask you.
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I'm asking you. I'll
get down on one knee.
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I'll get down
on both knees.
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Angela, I love you.
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Will you marry me?
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I have to think about it.
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[GEOFFREY GASPS AND KISSES]
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Oh, Angela, you've made me
the happiest guy in the world.
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Now I will leave
so you can start thinking.
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♪ In dreams I kiss
Your hand, madame ♪
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♪ Your dainty fingertips ♪
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♪ And while
In slumberland... ♪
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[BOTH SCREAM]
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Tony.
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So, what's new?
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[♪♪♪]
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Well, I guess
you heard everything.
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Oh, no, no, uh, just
the dainty fingertip song.
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I heard that. And a little
bit before that where--
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Will you marry me.
But that's it.
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I didn't hear nothing else.
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Well, you can imagine
how surprised I was, heh.
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Well, you don't need to
imagine, you were right here.
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I didn't mean
to be right here.
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You know, I could leave
right now.
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No, that's okay.
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I'm...gonna go upstairs
and get some sleep.
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I-I'm gonna lock up.
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Oh, good.
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Angela?
Yeah?
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Good night.
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[♪♪♪]
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[STATIC HUMS]
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WOMAN [ON TV]:
Something very special--
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[♪♪♪]
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MAN [ON TV]:
And high tide
was at 4:18 today.
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Low tide at 6:19.
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High tide tomorrow
will be at 4:19.
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Low tide at 6:20.
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Winds from the northeast
at 15 to 20 knots.
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And some swells
with wave heights
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up to 6 feet
are expected.
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[♪♪♪]
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There's an upper level
low-pressure system
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developing which could lead
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to possible late afternoon
precipitation.
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Late night fog. Visibility
reduced to 1 mile.
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And a small craft advisory
will be in effect
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from Manasquan
to Cape...
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JONATHAN:
Hi, Mom.
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Oh, well, hi, you two. Gee,
you're up and out pretty early.
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Sam invited me over
to the pond
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to play Crack the Whip
with the big kids.
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Oh. Um...
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Sam, honey, would you mind if
Jonathan caught up with you?
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I need to talk
to him for a minute.
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Mmm, sure. I guess we could
find somebody else to crack.
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There, there. I want you
to sit down, sweetheart.
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I wanna talk to you
about Geoffrey.
248
00:13:31,944 --> 00:13:33,279
You mean,
what's his face?
249
00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:34,647
Jonathan.
250
00:13:35,881 --> 00:13:37,750
Well, that's what
Grandma calls him.
251
00:13:37,750 --> 00:13:40,419
Never mind about Grandma.
252
00:13:40,419 --> 00:13:43,055
Now-- Now, you tell me
honey, do you--
253
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:45,024
Do you
like Geoffrey?
254
00:13:45,024 --> 00:13:47,092
Well, he's okay.
255
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:50,696
He never yells at me, and he
gives me good investment advice.
256
00:13:52,064 --> 00:13:54,633
Maybe you could spend
more time with him?
257
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,001
You know, like pal
around together,
258
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,170
go to baseball games,
play catch...
259
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,172
I already do that stuff
with Tony.
260
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,777
Well, maybe you could study
the new tax laws together.
261
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,880
I already know them.
262
00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:09,882
Oh. Heh, heh.
263
00:14:09,882 --> 00:14:10,950
Can I go now, Mom?
264
00:14:10,950 --> 00:14:12,685
My long johns
are starting to itch.
265
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,820
Yeah, you go ahead.
You have a good time.
266
00:14:18,257 --> 00:14:21,293
[PHONE RINGING]
267
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,228
[DOOR CLOSES]
268
00:14:33,138 --> 00:14:34,073
Uh...
269
00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,411
Angela, the phone's
ringing.
270
00:14:39,411 --> 00:14:40,346
I know.
271
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,851
Hello. Yeah,
oh, hi, hi, Geoffrey...
272
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:46,852
Yeah, she's, uh, she--
273
00:14:46,852 --> 00:14:48,687
[INAUDIBLE]
274
00:14:48,687 --> 00:14:54,927
Um, no, no, no, she-she's in
the shower, Geoffrey. Yeah...
275
00:14:54,927 --> 00:14:56,829
Uh, no, no, I'm not
in there with her...
276
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:59,498
[LAUGHS]
277
00:14:59,498 --> 00:15:00,699
Yeah, okay,
278
00:15:00,699 --> 00:15:05,137
I'll tell her it's real
important. Yeah. Okay, bye.
279
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:06,939
Guess who?
280
00:15:06,939 --> 00:15:09,108
Well, I'm just not ready
to talk to him yet.
281
00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,309
I'm gonna make
this decision
282
00:15:10,309 --> 00:15:12,444
the way I make all
my important decisions.
283
00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:13,779
Eenie, Meenie,
Miny, Moe?
284
00:15:13,779 --> 00:15:15,014
No.
285
00:15:15,014 --> 00:15:16,782
One potato, two potato?
No!
286
00:15:16,782 --> 00:15:19,752
No, I'm making a list.
I'm putting all the pros
287
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,553
in one column and all
the cons in the other.
288
00:15:21,553 --> 00:15:23,289
Oh, well, it's good
to keep them separate.
289
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:26,926
Ahem.
290
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,763
Let's see, ahem.
He's neat, punctual,
291
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:33,499
belongs to
the Audubon Society.
292
00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,768
Ah, he's so witty.
293
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,070
Oh, I almost forgot.
He's a great cook.
294
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:39,238
Geoffrey?
295
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:41,340
Yeah, actually,
he's a better cook than I am.
296
00:15:41,340 --> 00:15:43,442
Oh, now there's a bake-off
I wouldn't wanna miss.
297
00:15:46,478 --> 00:15:49,048
All right, now going
over the cons column,
298
00:15:49,048 --> 00:15:50,649
uh, the only thing
I have so far is that
299
00:15:50,649 --> 00:15:55,287
he over-indulges me.
Um, what else.
300
00:15:55,287 --> 00:15:58,257
Can't think
of anything. Can you?
301
00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,126
Well, I mean, just off
the top of my head,
302
00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,195
Is-- Well, is he--
303
00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:04,863
Is he any good around
the house? I mean,
304
00:16:04,863 --> 00:16:07,266
is he gonna put laundry
detergent in the dishwasher?
305
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:09,468
Of course he would.
He knows what he's doing.
306
00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:15,808
No, uh, Tony, I meant, um...
307
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:19,278
I meant more,
uh, personal things.
308
00:16:19,278 --> 00:16:21,513
You know, the-the kind
of qualities
309
00:16:21,513 --> 00:16:23,549
that you would look for
in a husband.
310
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:28,787
Oh. Well, uh, so then,
311
00:16:28,787 --> 00:16:30,622
how is he in the...
312
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,194
...garage?
313
00:16:37,863 --> 00:16:40,065
The garage?
314
00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:41,934
Yeah, you know, uh,
a man... A man,
315
00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:44,603
should be able to fulfill
your automotive needs.
316
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:50,542
Well, there's no problem there.
He has his own metric tool kit.
317
00:16:55,714 --> 00:16:59,585
Well, looks like Geoffrey
certainly has a lot to offer.
318
00:16:59,585 --> 00:17:01,987
Hey, Angela, if this guy's
such a great deal,
319
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:05,457
then why didn't you just
say yes the first time?
320
00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,426
Tony, you don't rush into
these things.
321
00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:08,927
You've got to think them
through.
322
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,796
Oh, yeah, Angela? Well,
maybe that's your problem.
323
00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:13,465
See, you don't think
these things, you feel them.
324
00:17:13,465 --> 00:17:16,235
See, I remember when
I asked Marie to marry me,
325
00:17:16,235 --> 00:17:17,636
she didn't think.
326
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,538
She just yelled up to her
parents up on the third floor,
327
00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:22,207
"Hey, Ma! Hey, Pa!
I'm marrying Tony!"
328
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,610
She didn't even care that
I was playing class D ball
329
00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:26,145
in some--
Some two-bit town,
330
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:28,447
and the owner's checks
were bouncing.
331
00:17:28,447 --> 00:17:31,417
Of course her father did,
but-- But-- But she didn't.
332
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,786
She just jumped in my arms
and said, "Yes."
333
00:17:33,786 --> 00:17:36,455
You see, we didn't have
to think things through.
334
00:17:36,455 --> 00:17:37,723
We knew.
335
00:17:38,824 --> 00:17:40,959
That's so sweet.
336
00:17:40,959 --> 00:17:43,462
But it's just,
it's different for me.
337
00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:45,431
You know, you were young
and foolish.
338
00:17:45,431 --> 00:17:46,698
And in love.
339
00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:54,039
Tony, love alone does not
a marriage make.
340
00:17:54,039 --> 00:17:56,442
Remind me to embroider
that on a pillow.
341
00:17:58,710 --> 00:18:02,314
Tony, what
are you saying?
342
00:18:02,314 --> 00:18:05,050
Hey, Angela, I'm not
saying anything.
343
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,452
Tony, please.
344
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:08,787
Your opinion
is important to me,
345
00:18:08,787 --> 00:18:11,123
I-- Uh,
I mean, as a friend.
346
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:12,491
Well, that's just it,
Angela.
347
00:18:12,491 --> 00:18:17,362
I'm not just a friend.
I'm-- I'm your housekeeper.
348
00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:21,233
Well...
349
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:25,337
Guess it's all down
here in black and white.
350
00:18:25,337 --> 00:18:30,843
And you know, now that I've
made the decision, I feel great.
351
00:18:32,478 --> 00:18:34,046
[COUGHING]
352
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:38,984
[HOARSELY]
Thank you, Doctor.
353
00:18:38,984 --> 00:18:40,819
Oh, well,
what'd he say?
354
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:43,288
He said I have
laryngitis.
355
00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:44,590
And that I shouldn't talk.
356
00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,658
I should stay in bed,
I should get plenty of rest,
357
00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:49,695
I should drink fluids, and I'll
feel better in a couple of days.
358
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:51,029
He told me to come back
and that I should--
359
00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:53,432
Angela.
Angela, shut up.
360
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,102
Doctor's orders.
361
00:18:57,102 --> 00:18:59,438
[RHYTHMIC KNOCKING]
362
00:18:59,438 --> 00:19:00,873
GEOFFREY:
Angela. Are you decent?
363
00:19:02,641 --> 00:19:04,009
TONY:
Yeah.
364
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,044
GEOFFREY:
You sound terrible.
365
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:12,117
Oh, Angel.
366
00:19:12,117 --> 00:19:14,153
Hey, look, uh, Angela,
if you need me, I'll be--
367
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:16,221
Oh, um,
Geoffrey's here.
368
00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:21,493
Are you okay? I was so worried
when you didn't call.
369
00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,561
I would have
called you back,
370
00:19:22,561 --> 00:19:23,795
but I didn't wanna
seem too anxious,
371
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:25,330
so I rushed right over.
372
00:19:29,968 --> 00:19:31,036
Hi.
TONY: Hey, Mona.
373
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,906
Hey, uh,
congratulations,
374
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:36,008
It looks like you're gonna be
a mother-in-law again.
375
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,309
What?
376
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:39,545
That's right. Uh, they're
up there right now.
377
00:19:39,545 --> 00:19:41,847
He's proposing,
and she's accepting.
378
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,183
Well, what are you
doing down here?
379
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:45,817
Why aren't you
breaking it up?
380
00:19:47,252 --> 00:19:50,556
Mona, I can't do that.
It's-- It's her life.
381
00:19:50,556 --> 00:19:54,893
You're going to leave something
as important as that up to her?
382
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,763
Well, Mona, if that's
the way you feel,
383
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,431
how come you don't go up
there and talk to her?
384
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:01,066
Tony, don't you know
anything?
385
00:20:01,066 --> 00:20:02,834
She's not going
to listen to me.
386
00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:04,303
I'm her mother.
387
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:08,640
Mona, I-I just don't--
This is not my place.
388
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:11,376
Sure it is.
She trusts you.
389
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,213
She respects your opinion,
I'll give you a hundred bucks.
390
00:20:17,282 --> 00:20:19,218
Angela, I-I-I know
you need time
391
00:20:19,218 --> 00:20:20,886
to think about my proposal,
and I-I don't wanna
392
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,288
pressure you, but I have
to have your answer now.
393
00:20:23,288 --> 00:20:26,592
[HOARSELY]
Thank you for not
pressuring me.
394
00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:35,834
I'm going crazy.
Just a simple yes or no.
395
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,971
Think about it.
We're perfect for one another.
396
00:20:38,971 --> 00:20:41,039
We have so many things
in common.
397
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:44,142
See, I even made a list.
398
00:20:44,142 --> 00:20:45,143
A list?
399
00:20:45,143 --> 00:20:46,378
Yeah.
400
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,513
Here's your copy.
401
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:56,888
So, what
do you say?
402
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:04,896
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Geoffrey, the answer is on!
403
00:21:08,900 --> 00:21:12,471
I mean-- I mean, no,
I can't marry you.
404
00:21:12,471 --> 00:21:15,641
Well, I-I really didn't have
to have an answer today.
405
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:20,345
Oh, Geoffrey, I'm afraid
406
00:21:20,345 --> 00:21:22,481
the answer would be
the same tomorrow.
407
00:21:23,715 --> 00:21:26,518
You are
a very special man,
408
00:21:26,518 --> 00:21:28,287
but you don't
get married to somebody
409
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,922
because it looks good
on paper.
410
00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:34,593
You want a somebody who'll leap
into your arms and shout, "Yes."
411
00:21:34,593 --> 00:21:36,428
No, I don't.
I want you.
412
00:21:36,428 --> 00:21:39,765
No. No, Geoffrey,
you deserve
413
00:21:39,765 --> 00:21:41,600
somebody who's gonna
make you happy.
414
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:46,204
Aw, Angela, you make me happy.
You're the one still searching.
415
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:48,340
I'm sorry.
416
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:53,979
We're not going to see
each other again, are we?
417
00:22:08,293 --> 00:22:09,728
Bye, Geoffrey.
418
00:22:22,641 --> 00:22:24,743
I guess the timeshare's
out of the question, huh?
419
00:22:24,743 --> 00:22:26,311
[MOUTHS]
Yeah.
420
00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:38,190
[♪♪♪]
421
00:22:41,893 --> 00:22:44,096
[KNOCKING]
422
00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,531
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Tony. Tony. Ha, ha!
423
00:22:49,134 --> 00:22:50,068
[GRUNTING]
424
00:22:52,070 --> 00:22:53,004
Oh!
425
00:22:56,942 --> 00:22:59,010
Oh, you must be
freezing.
426
00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:03,181
No, no, I'm-I'm-I'm fine,
really. Really, I'm fine.
427
00:23:03,181 --> 00:23:05,484
Nice day
for window cleaning.
428
00:23:05,484 --> 00:23:07,419
I see you got
your voice back.
429
00:23:07,419 --> 00:23:10,689
Yeah,
it's a funny thing.
430
00:23:10,689 --> 00:23:13,592
It came back to me
when I was saying, "No."
431
00:23:13,592 --> 00:23:15,460
So, you're, uh, you're
not gonna marry him?
432
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:16,661
No.
433
00:23:16,661 --> 00:23:18,597
[LAUGHING]
All right.
434
00:23:23,034 --> 00:23:24,603
And I'm not gonna
see him anymore.
435
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:27,239
Gee, that-- That's a shame,
because, you know,
436
00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,275
he was such a nice guy,
and so very witty. Heh, heh.
437
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:33,044
[LAUGHS]
438
00:23:33,044 --> 00:23:34,613
If you thought
he was such a nice guy,
439
00:23:34,613 --> 00:23:36,148
how come
you were out there
440
00:23:36,148 --> 00:23:38,116
pleading with me
not to marry him?
441
00:23:38,116 --> 00:23:40,585
Oh, hey.
Hey, ho, Angela.
442
00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:42,220
I was not
out there pleading.
443
00:23:42,220 --> 00:23:44,222
You asked me
to give you my advice,
444
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:47,092
and at the last second,
I thought I'd give it to you.
445
00:23:48,193 --> 00:23:49,928
I'm glad you did.
446
00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:54,299
You think you made
the right decision?
447
00:23:54,299 --> 00:23:57,869
Tony, Tony,
you don't think
448
00:23:57,869 --> 00:24:00,338
about these things,
you feel them.
449
00:24:01,907 --> 00:24:02,841
Oh.
450
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:15,454
[♪♪♪]
451
00:24:41,112 --> 00:24:43,048
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