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["BRAND-NEW LIFE" PLAYING]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for living ♪
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♪ You take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road
And a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times
I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail
And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand-new life
Brand-new life ♪
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♪ A brand-new life
Around the bend ♪
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[♪♪]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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JONATHAN: Look out...
SAMANTHA: Here he comes.
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[CHEERING]
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[BOOS]
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Hey, hey, hey. Hey.
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Go get them, Mad Man.
Uh...
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Angela,
I can't get in there.
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Oh, well, it's no wonder
with those big gloves on.
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No, no, no,
I don't mean that.
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I can't go through
with this, Angela.
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You gotta get yourself
another boy.
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Your honor is at stake.
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So is my face.
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Do you know what you are?
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Scared?
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You are Mad Man Micelli.
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You are tough,
you are hard as nails.
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Oh! Angela, that hurt.
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Get in the ring.
Get in the ring.
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[CHEERING]
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[BELL DINGING]
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Good evening, fight fans.
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Welcome
to World Famous Syd's Gym.
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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I'm your host,
world-famous Syd.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Please refrain
from throwing food,
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beer bottles
or one another into the ring.
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And please observe
the "no smoking" sign.
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TONY:
I wonder if anyone would notice
if I just tiptoed out of here.
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How did this all
get started?
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It seems like
a lifetime ago.
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I thought
I had a brilliant idea
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that would raise funds
for the Parents' Association
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and bring two communities
together.
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And get rid of some
of those frozen hors d'oeuvres
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from New Year's Eve.
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Hello, Brooklyn.
[LAUGHING]
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Welcome to Connecticut.
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Hi, Melva, come on in.
Hi.
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Hey, everybody.
You remember Philly Fingers?
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And this is Melva Allen,
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president of the Brooklyn
Parents' Association.
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Very nice to meet you.
MELVA: Thank you.
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How was the drive up?
Did you hit much traffic?
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Just a sedan
and a Winnebago.
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Oh, Philly drove?
[ALL LAUGH]
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Hey, we got here,
didn't we?
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TONY:
Take your coats?
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I think maybe
you better sit down.
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Thank you.
Hey, Philly, nice hat.
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Raiding the morgue again?
[BOTH LAUGH]
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So, big shot.
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President
of the Parents' Association.
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Uh, do I kiss your ring
or curtsey?
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Why don't you just grovel
at my feet, there, huh?
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[LAUGHS]
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Well, Mr.-- Uh...
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Is it Finger or Fingers?
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Plural.
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Well, Mr. Fingers, heh,
what do you do for a living?
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Why, what have you heard?
Nothing.
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Oh. Good, good.
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Here are the last
of the leftovers.
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All right,
well, now we're all here,
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how about I call this meeting
to order.
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Hey, boy, you're good.
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Mr. President,
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I know I speak for all of us
when I say thank you so much
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for organizing
this Olympic event
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between our two communities.
Thank you.
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The monies we raise
will be put to good use.
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More books for our libraries
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and new equipment
for our gymnasiums.
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Oh, thank you, Angela.
Thank you.
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I couldn't have said that
better myself,
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and now I don't have to.
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All right, let's get
right down to business.
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What events
do we want to have?
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I, uh, made a list.
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I have tennis, gymnastics,
archery and badminton.
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Wait a minute.
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What are we doing,
raising money for a convent?
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Let's have some violence,
like-- Like--
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Like wrestling,
hockey, boxing.
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Yay, boxing, huh.
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Biceps, triceps,
sweating bodies.
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Ooh. I change my vote.
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TONY:
No, no, no.
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Let's--
Let's 86 the boxing, guys.
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No. Hold on a second,
Tony.
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We need a blockbuster event.
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Something we can promote
that will draw in a big crowd.
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Well, I think
boxing is brutal.
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That's the idea.
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Well, I don't know anyone
in our association
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who would engage
in such an activity.
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Are you kidding?
On the streets
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Tony used to engage
the hell out of people.
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[LAUGHS]
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Phi-- Philly, Philly.
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Philly, it's a bad idea.
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Please, let's drop it, okay?
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Well, Tony,
I am very proud of you
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for having become
so enlightened.
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Boxing is very dangerous.
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Yeah, and somebody
could get hurt.
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Really? Then I volunteer
my husband Herb.
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He used to box
in dental school.
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They called him
Kid Novocain.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Well, I volunteer
my little brother, Wilbur.
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He's a typing teacher.
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Oh, great.
The match of the century.
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So, what do you think, Tony?
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Well, I guess--
Tony!
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Well, come on, Angela,
how bad could it be?
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A dentist and a typist.
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And anyway, if Herb knocks out
one of Wilbur's teeth,
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he'll be there
to put it back in.
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And Wilbur can type up
the insurance claim.
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Bingo!
All right, how about...?
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TONY:
Why didn't I listen
to Angela?
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I thought
I was in the clear
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with Kid Novocain
and Typing Wilbur.
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Little did I know
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I had a one-way ticket
to Palookaville.
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[BELL DINGS]
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Hey, Syd, how are you?
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Gee, I haven't
seen you in so long.
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You look terrible.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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I haven't seen you
since your voice changed.
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Or was that a low blow?
Oh!
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Hey, I want you
to meet my boss.
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Angela.
Come on over here, Angela.
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Angela, this is Syd.
Oh.
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Syd, this is Angela.
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Nice to meet you.
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Nice to meet you too.
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Who's the doll?
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Oh, this is my
boss-in-law.
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Mona. Mona, this is Syd.
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Syd this is Mona.
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Ah. Nice place
you got here, Syd.
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Do you give away
free samples?
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I was just gonna ask you
the same thing.
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Later, Syd.
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I'm gonna window-shop
a little.
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[TONY CHUCKLES]
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And this is Angela's son,
Jonathan.
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Hi.
Hey, hi.
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And of course
you remember Sam.
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Hey.
Do I remember Sam?
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Go ahead, give your best shot.
Syd, come on,
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don't you think
I'm getting too old for that?
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Oh!
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Good reflexes, Syd.
Thanks.
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May we check out some
of the equipment, Mr. Syd?
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Yeah, sure, over there.
Over there.
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You all right?
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Hey, guys.
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Hey, Wendy,
where's Herb?
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Home.
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What do you mean home?
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His back went out again.
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[GROANS]
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His hygienist found him
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locked over the rinse
and spit bowl.
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Well, what does that mean?
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Means Herb and I
can't have sex.
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No news there.
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But I can't find anybody else
to take his place...
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in the ring.
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Well, hey, Syd,
it was nice seeing you.
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Yeah, nice to meet you.
TONY: Come on, Angela.
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Oh, by the way,
do you validate parking?
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You brought a car
into this neighborhood?
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Yeah, I gave it
to the valet.
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What valet?
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Bye.
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Mona, come on, let's go.
What?
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Why are we going?
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I was just teaching this guy
how to dial my number.
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Mona, Herb hurt his back.
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We're gonna have to scratch
the boxing match. Come on.
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Wait a minute, Tony.
Why don't you fight?
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When you was a kid, you used
to love mopping people up.
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But I'm not a kid anymore.
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And Tony and I
are philosophically...
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No--
...opposed to boxing.
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Oh, so now
you're a philosopher.
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Sam, when did your dad
become a cream puff?
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Oh!
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Don't you ever talk about
my dad like that again.
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Dad, you're turning
into a cream puff.
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There is--
There's no reason
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why you can't take
a typing teacher.
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Kids in my class
do it all the time.
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Yeah, Tony.
You're still in good shape.
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Trust me, he is.
Well, yeah, yeah.
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[TONY MUMBLING]
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Tony, what about
our opposition to violence?
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Ah, shut up.
Aah!
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Come on,
you can do it, Tony.
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Oh, I don't know, Mona.
I don't know.
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Tony, what are you?
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A Taurus.
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No. Remember when you used
to come in the ring?
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You know what I mean?
You used to train here.
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You were bad.
You're still bad.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm-- I'm bad.
I'm bad.
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How bad are you?
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I'm-- I'm very bad.
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[GRUNTING]
No, you're bad and you're mean!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I'm mean. I'm mean. Yeah.
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Call that mean?
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I'm very mean!
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Yay, let's hear it
for the Raging Housekeeper!
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Yeah, the Great White Help!
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Yeah, yeah. I like that.
I like that.
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So, Dad,
does this mean you'll do it?
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Why not, huh? Why not?
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[ALL CHEER]
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Are you kidding me? I'll--
I'll tear that typing teacher
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from A to Z, huh!
MONA: Yeah!
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Hey, typing teacher.
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[GUFFAWING]
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Hey, hey, I'll--
I'll reset his margins.
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[LAUGHS]
Hiya, Melva.
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Tony, I'd like you to meet
my little brother, Wilbur.
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Hey, man, whose margins
are you messing with?
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That's gonna hurt.
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TONY:
As the fight got closer,
I was weighing my options.
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I could train real hard
and hope to pull a muscle.
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Or I could throw the fight.
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I'd be the only guy in history
to take a dive for charity,
252
00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:49,822
but, hey,
I could live with that.
253
00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,792
Hey, champ.
254
00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:54,393
Surprise.
255
00:09:55,461 --> 00:09:57,396
Mona, what are you
up to now?
256
00:09:57,396 --> 00:10:00,666
It's for you.
To wear in the ring.
257
00:10:00,666 --> 00:10:03,202
Oh, satin.
Mm-hm.
258
00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:05,304
It'll go nice
with the lining in my coffin.
259
00:10:05,304 --> 00:10:06,939
[CHUCKLES]
260
00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:10,643
Mad Man Micelli.
261
00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:13,312
Oh, Mother,
what a tasteless nickname.
262
00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,815
Oh, good.
I wasn't sure it was right.
263
00:10:19,585 --> 00:10:22,722
You know, it's not too late
to back out of this fight.
264
00:10:22,722 --> 00:10:24,857
Oh, yes, it is, Angela.
I can't back out.
265
00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:26,225
Publicity's already started,
266
00:10:26,225 --> 00:10:27,793
the tickets
are already printed,
267
00:10:27,793 --> 00:10:30,896
and all the flights to Guam
are booked.
268
00:10:30,896 --> 00:10:33,099
You know, I--
I don't want you to fight.
269
00:10:33,099 --> 00:10:35,434
But if you're so determined,
shouldn't you be training?
270
00:10:35,434 --> 00:10:38,004
I'd hate to see you
get PO'd.
271
00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:44,377
That's KO'd, Angela.
272
00:10:44,377 --> 00:10:46,345
Well, whatever.
273
00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,182
I just don't wanna see you
get hurt.
274
00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,685
You don't?
275
00:10:52,685 --> 00:10:54,020
Well, no.
276
00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:56,355
I mean, I wouldn't wanna
see anyone get hurt.
277
00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,391
Look, Angela,
all the training in the world
278
00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,592
ain't gonna help me.
279
00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,227
You know, Tony,
I don't understand this.
280
00:11:01,227 --> 00:11:03,195
You're going into this fight,
your heart's not in it.
281
00:11:03,195 --> 00:11:05,164
I don't understand it.
What's wrong?
282
00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:08,034
It's something
very painful from my past.
283
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,869
But look,
you don't wanna know about it.
284
00:11:09,869 --> 00:11:11,570
[GASPS]
I know what it is.
285
00:11:11,570 --> 00:11:12,772
I know what it is.
286
00:11:12,772 --> 00:11:15,007
I saw this movie once
with John Wayne.
287
00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:17,743
See, you were a promising
young fighter,
288
00:11:17,743 --> 00:11:21,380
and then came the fateful day
when you beat a man so brutally
289
00:11:21,380 --> 00:11:23,015
that he never regained
consciousness.
290
00:11:23,015 --> 00:11:27,453
He died a lingering death
with you at his bedside.
291
00:11:27,453 --> 00:11:30,022
You felt such remorse that,
then and there,
292
00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,223
you hung up your gloves
293
00:11:31,223 --> 00:11:33,726
and you swore
you would never again fight.
294
00:11:33,726 --> 00:11:34,827
Boy, that was a good movie.
295
00:11:34,827 --> 00:11:36,228
[CHUCKLES]
296
00:11:36,228 --> 00:11:38,631
I'm sorry, Angela, because
in the real-life version,
297
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:41,634
it was me who got beat up so bad
that I saw a few stars,
298
00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,302
but none of them
were John Wayne.
299
00:11:44,670 --> 00:11:46,706
Somebody beat you up?
300
00:11:48,174 --> 00:11:51,944
I never told nobody about this,
but here goes.
301
00:11:51,944 --> 00:11:54,647
Look, I was--
I was just a kid, you know.
302
00:11:54,647 --> 00:11:57,516
But you know me,
I thought I was a tough guy.
303
00:11:57,516 --> 00:11:59,418
And so did this promoter
from up in the Bronx.
304
00:11:59,418 --> 00:12:02,154
So he gives me a shot
at a pro fight.
305
00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:05,124
I was only 16,
but I lied about my age.
306
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:08,127
Oh, what a tangled web
we weave...
307
00:12:09,929 --> 00:12:13,299
when first we practice
to deceive.
308
00:12:13,299 --> 00:12:14,734
TONY:
Here I am pouring my heart out,
309
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,769
she's quoting Mary Worth.
310
00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,940
Anyway, I climbed
into the ring, you know.
311
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,675
And I knew I was better
than this guy,
312
00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:27,613
but it didn't matter,
because he was staring me down.
313
00:12:27,613 --> 00:12:29,014
He wouldn't blink.
314
00:12:29,014 --> 00:12:31,050
I couldn't look away,
but I couldn't move,
315
00:12:31,050 --> 00:12:32,852
till he bounced me
off the canvas.
316
00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,221
The fight was over
before it even started.
317
00:12:35,221 --> 00:12:37,089
Oh, you poor thing.
318
00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:40,526
And I thought
my teen years were painful.
319
00:12:40,526 --> 00:12:43,195
It wasn't the pain, Angela.
320
00:12:43,195 --> 00:12:45,164
It was the humiliation.
321
00:12:45,164 --> 00:12:47,600
The whole crowd
was laughing at me.
322
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,269
The promoter called me
a weak sister.
323
00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,037
I went back
to the old neighborhood,
324
00:12:52,037 --> 00:12:53,973
I never mentioned that fight.
And I--
325
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,342
I never set foot
in a ring again.
326
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,944
Well, that part's
like the movie.
327
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:02,314
TONY:
I vow that one day
I'd get her for that.
328
00:13:03,582 --> 00:13:07,286
Tony, you know,
if you lost by a stare,
329
00:13:07,286 --> 00:13:09,388
you can win by a stare.
330
00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,457
And I think I can help you.
331
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:13,025
You?
332
00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:14,660
Yeah. Me.
333
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,162
You should have seen
some of the guys
334
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:18,030
I had to play hard ball with
in the boardroom.
335
00:13:18,030 --> 00:13:19,565
[CHUCKLES]
After I stared them down,
336
00:13:19,565 --> 00:13:21,167
they were walking around
cross-eyed.
337
00:13:21,167 --> 00:13:24,136
Oh. Well, you're
one tough mama there, Angela.
338
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:25,337
Hoo!
[LAUGHS]
339
00:13:25,337 --> 00:13:27,339
Yo.
340
00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:31,110
See, the psychology
of the stare
341
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,311
is very simple.
342
00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:34,280
Most people think
that it's in your eyes.
343
00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,482
It's not.
It's in your mind.
344
00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:39,051
It's telling you
that you're not afraid,
345
00:13:39,051 --> 00:13:40,352
he is.
346
00:13:40,352 --> 00:13:43,589
He's not going to win,
you are.
347
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:46,392
Oh. Well, what if your mind
is telling you
348
00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:47,993
you should've listened
to your father
349
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,995
and gone into fast food?
[LAUGHS]
350
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:52,865
Well, your mind's
not gonna be telling you that,
351
00:13:52,865 --> 00:13:56,569
because I'm going to be
your trainer.
352
00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,504
[LAUGHS]
353
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:06,879
You're gonna
be my trainer?
354
00:14:06,879 --> 00:14:08,147
Angela Dundee?
355
00:14:08,147 --> 00:14:10,082
[GUFFAWING]
356
00:14:11,383 --> 00:14:14,119
Hey. thanks,
but no thanks, Ange--
357
00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,293
Hello, trainer.
358
00:14:21,293 --> 00:14:22,528
♪ Just one look ♪
359
00:14:24,463 --> 00:14:27,499
♪ And I knew, ooh ♪
360
00:14:27,499 --> 00:14:31,437
♪ Ooh, that I'd make you ♪
361
00:14:32,838 --> 00:14:35,374
♪ Make you my own ♪
362
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:38,344
♪ Oh, whoa, whoa ♪
363
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:39,879
♪ Just one look ♪
364
00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,483
♪ And I knew, ooh ♪
365
00:14:44,483 --> 00:14:48,954
♪ Ooh, that you ♪
366
00:14:48,954 --> 00:14:52,424
♪ Were my only one ♪
367
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:56,128
♪ Oh, whoa, whoa ♪
368
00:14:56,128 --> 00:14:58,364
♪ I thought
I was dreaming ♪
369
00:14:58,364 --> 00:15:00,933
♪ But I was wrong ♪
370
00:15:00,933 --> 00:15:03,335
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
371
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,772
♪ But I'm gonna keep
On scheming ♪
372
00:15:06,772 --> 00:15:12,344
♪ Until I can make you
Make you my own ♪
373
00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,580
♪ Just one look ♪
374
00:15:14,580 --> 00:15:16,582
♪ That's all it took ♪
375
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:19,018
♪ Just one look ♪
376
00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,819
♪ That's all it took ♪
377
00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:23,222
♪ Just one look, uh-huh ♪
378
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:25,124
♪ That's all it took ♪
379
00:15:25,124 --> 00:15:27,426
♪ Just one look ♪
380
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,461
♪ That's all it took
Yeah ♪
381
00:15:29,461 --> 00:15:31,730
♪ Just one look, uh-huh ♪
382
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,699
♪ That's all it took
Yeah ♪
383
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,834
♪ Just one look ♪
384
00:15:35,834 --> 00:15:37,670
♪ That's all it took
Yeah ♪
385
00:15:37,670 --> 00:15:39,605
♪ Just one look ♪
386
00:15:39,605 --> 00:15:41,173
♪ That's all it took ♪
387
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,675
♪ Oh, baby ♪
388
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,944
TONY:
Why was I so happy?
389
00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:46,512
I guess it's easy
to feel confident
390
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,547
in the safety
of your own living room.
391
00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:51,650
What a fool I was.
392
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:56,255
ALL:
Wilbur! Wilbur! Wilbur!
393
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:59,091
[CROWD CHEERING]
394
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,793
WOMAN:
Come on, Wilbur!
395
00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:03,062
Don't worry, Tony.
396
00:16:03,062 --> 00:16:04,630
He's just a human being.
397
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,232
His body
is 65 percent water.
398
00:16:07,232 --> 00:16:09,735
Yeah, well,
mine's a 100 percent Jell-O.
399
00:16:09,735 --> 00:16:10,869
Hi, Wilbur.
400
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:16,175
TONY:
Once you set foot in that ring,
401
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,043
there's no place to hide.
402
00:16:18,043 --> 00:16:21,013
And believe you me,
I looked everywhere.
403
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:24,550
[CROWD CHEERING]
404
00:16:25,751 --> 00:16:28,354
[BELL DINGING]
405
00:16:28,354 --> 00:16:30,990
And now for the main
and only event tonight:
406
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,326
three rounds
of championship boxing,
407
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:36,795
coming
from World Famous Syd's Gym.
408
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:38,597
[ALL CHEER]
409
00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:43,168
In this corner,
weighing 160 pounds,
410
00:16:43,168 --> 00:16:46,905
a typing teacher from Brooklyn,
120 words a minute.
411
00:16:46,905 --> 00:16:50,909
His hobbies include kung fu,
underwater shark hunting
412
00:16:50,909 --> 00:16:53,078
and strolling
through Central Park at night.
413
00:16:53,078 --> 00:16:55,114
Wilbur "The Terminator"
Turner!
414
00:16:55,114 --> 00:16:57,316
[ALL CHEERING]
415
00:16:57,316 --> 00:16:59,118
[GRUNTS]
416
00:16:59,118 --> 00:17:01,186
[CHEERING STOPS]
417
00:17:01,186 --> 00:17:03,122
Wilbur, honey,
418
00:17:03,122 --> 00:17:05,124
now don't kill him
all at once.
419
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,425
Why?
420
00:17:06,425 --> 00:17:08,861
People paid
to see three rounds.
421
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,362
[GROANS]
422
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,097
Angela, did you see...?
423
00:17:12,097 --> 00:17:15,968
And in this corner
weighing 162 pounds,
424
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:17,736
Parent Association
president,
425
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:21,073
whose hobbies
include Wiffle ball,
426
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,474
weather stripping
427
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,376
and baking brownies.
428
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:26,812
Tony "Madman" Micelli!
429
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:28,747
[ALL CHEERING]
430
00:17:30,382 --> 00:17:31,683
That's my dad!
431
00:17:31,683 --> 00:17:33,185
That's my housekeeper.
432
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,320
That's my fantasy.
433
00:17:36,422 --> 00:17:37,623
[GRUNTS]
434
00:17:37,623 --> 00:17:39,858
Now, boys,
this fight's gonna be fought
435
00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,827
according to the rules
that I made up.
436
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,196
No head-butting,
no rabbit punches,
437
00:17:44,196 --> 00:17:46,198
and no scratching yourself
below the belt.
438
00:17:46,198 --> 00:17:49,935
Now, shake hands,
go back to your corners
439
00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:53,539
and when the bell rings,
come out fighting.
440
00:17:53,539 --> 00:17:54,873
Good luck, Wilbur.
441
00:17:54,873 --> 00:17:57,109
Yeah, save me a brownie.
442
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,084
Break it up, break it up,
break it up.
443
00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:17,362
[CROWD WHOOPING
AND WHISTLING]
444
00:18:24,736 --> 00:18:26,171
That's Mona.
445
00:18:26,171 --> 00:18:27,272
That's my grandma.
446
00:18:27,272 --> 00:18:29,775
That's my fantasy.
447
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:31,710
[BELL DINGS]
[CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
448
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,162
You see?
I stared him down.
449
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:54,566
Go!
450
00:18:54,566 --> 00:18:57,469
[CROWD SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
451
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,404
[LAUGHING]
452
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,380
Get up, Tony! Get up!
Are you okay? Dad?
453
00:19:08,380 --> 00:19:12,151
One, two, three...
454
00:19:12,151 --> 00:19:14,119
Tony, it's all right.
You proved yourself.
455
00:19:14,119 --> 00:19:15,821
You got in the ring.
You stared him down.
456
00:19:15,821 --> 00:19:17,890
Now, let me throw in
the washcloth.
457
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,694
That's towel, Angela.
458
00:19:22,694 --> 00:19:25,030
But no, no,
give me that mouthpiece.
459
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:26,698
I'm going the distance.
Okay.
460
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,134
MAN: Come on!
[CROWD CHEERS]
461
00:19:37,075 --> 00:19:39,011
[WHOOPING AND WHISTLING]
462
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:44,416
[CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
463
00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:04,970
[BELL DINGS]
464
00:20:06,171 --> 00:20:08,173
[CROWD CHATTERING]
465
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:13,779
Water.
466
00:20:28,594 --> 00:20:30,028
Thank you.
467
00:20:31,430 --> 00:20:33,365
[CHEERING AND WHISTLING]
468
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:39,204
[BELL DINGS]
469
00:20:39,204 --> 00:20:40,439
MAN:
Let's go. Come on.
470
00:20:40,439 --> 00:20:42,140
[CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
471
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:50,282
ANGELA:
Oh! Oh! Oh!
472
00:20:50,282 --> 00:20:51,683
Come on, Tony.
473
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:52,851
You can do it!
474
00:20:52,851 --> 00:20:55,721
Do it for Fairfield!
Do it for the kids.
475
00:20:55,721 --> 00:20:58,290
Do it for the 100 bucks
I got riding on you!
476
00:20:58,290 --> 00:21:00,492
The eyes! The eyes!
477
00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:01,660
[GROANS]
478
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:03,395
MAN:
Come on, let's go. Keep it up.
479
00:21:03,395 --> 00:21:05,330
[CROWD YELLING INDISTINCTLY]
480
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,289
[BELL DINGS]
481
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,691
Come on.
Break, break, break!
482
00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:35,961
[CROWD YELLING]
483
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:39,531
[BELL DINGING]
484
00:21:40,766 --> 00:21:42,701
[CHEERING]
485
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,006
All right! All right.
486
00:21:48,006 --> 00:21:49,708
You were wonderful!
All right, Tony.
487
00:21:49,708 --> 00:21:51,877
Whoa!
Hey, hey, hold--
488
00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:54,112
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
489
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,148
I wanna hear who won.
It might even be me.
490
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:57,382
[LAUGHING]
491
00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:59,418
Even if you didn't win,
it was a great fight.
492
00:21:59,418 --> 00:22:01,687
Are you kidding?
My boy won!
493
00:22:01,687 --> 00:22:03,989
[ALL CHEER]
494
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,457
[BELL DINGING]
495
00:22:05,457 --> 00:22:09,461
As-- As always, a great fight
at World Famous Syd's Gym.
496
00:22:09,461 --> 00:22:11,663
[CROWD CHEERING]
497
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,733
Judge Bonelli votes
two rounds for Turner,
498
00:22:14,733 --> 00:22:16,401
one round for Micelli.
499
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,503
[CROWD CHEERING]
500
00:22:19,805 --> 00:22:22,207
Judge Wengrod votes
two rounds for Micelli,
501
00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:23,642
one round for Turner.
502
00:22:23,642 --> 00:22:25,143
[CHEERING]
503
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:28,447
Judge Letterman votes
two rounds to one for Micelli!
504
00:22:28,447 --> 00:22:30,382
[ALL CHEERING]
505
00:22:32,384 --> 00:22:35,921
And the gold medalist,
Tony Micelli!
506
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,856
[CHEERING]
507
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:41,860
Hey.
508
00:22:41,860 --> 00:22:43,161
Hey, good fight, Micelli.
509
00:22:43,161 --> 00:22:44,329
Hey, you too, Wilbur.
510
00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,731
Hey, man,
just one thing:
511
00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:47,165
what did you put
in those brownies?
512
00:22:47,165 --> 00:22:49,034
Oh, Wilbur,
it's easy, it's easy.
513
00:22:49,034 --> 00:22:50,435
Use two cups of flour,
right?
514
00:22:50,435 --> 00:22:52,404
WILBUR: Yeah.
TONY: A quarter-pound...
515
00:22:52,404 --> 00:22:53,772
You got-- Oh, thank you.
516
00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,273
You gotta cream the butter,
Wilbur.
517
00:22:55,273 --> 00:22:57,075
And one thing:
don't overbake.
518
00:22:57,075 --> 00:22:58,977
WILBUR: After you.
TONY: Thank you.
519
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:00,812
Wait till I tell you
about my eggplant Parmesan...
520
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,547
[ALL CHEERING]
521
00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,162
Tony.
Tony, we made a killing.
522
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:19,865
The fight was a big success.
523
00:23:19,865 --> 00:23:21,666
And you were terrific.
524
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,869
I couldn't have done it
without you, Angela.
525
00:23:23,869 --> 00:23:25,537
Anytime.
526
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:26,738
[CHUCKLES]
527
00:23:26,738 --> 00:23:28,473
Well, what do you say?
Let's go home, champ.
528
00:23:28,473 --> 00:23:29,841
Okay. Hey, Angela.
Yeah.
529
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:32,144
There's something else
I can't do without you.
530
00:23:32,144 --> 00:23:33,779
What's that?
Walk.
531
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:36,982
What, you--?
Pick up my arm.
532
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,084
Ah.
Take this arm.
533
00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,219
Now, come this way towards me.
Okay.
534
00:23:41,219 --> 00:23:42,421
Oh. Easy, easy.
Oh.
535
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:43,889
Okay, okay. Here we go.
536
00:23:43,889 --> 00:23:45,056
That's...
537
00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:50,695
TONY:
Well, at least I had
my moment of glory.
538
00:23:50,695 --> 00:23:51,930
[CHUCKLES]
539
00:23:51,930 --> 00:23:54,900
See, I could still hear
the roar of the crowd.
540
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:57,903
Doctor said I'd be hearing that
for about a week.
541
00:24:11,349 --> 00:24:14,186
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