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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for living ♪
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♪ You take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ Open road
And a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ Brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found a trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪
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♪ Nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand new life ♪
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♪ Brand new life ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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[♪♪♪]
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♪ Romeo and Juliet ♪
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[HUMMING]
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♪ Samson and Delilah ♪
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Hey, Tony!
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Hey, what do you say,
kid?
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Tony, some time,
when you're making cookies,
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can I invite
Jenny over?
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Oh...
Jenny Wittener, huh?
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That's pretty smart,
you know,
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because the road to love
is paved with chocolate chips.
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Yeah.
So can I?
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Anytime, buddy,
anytime.
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Come on in.
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Well, you work fast.
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Hello Jenny.
Hi, Mr. Micelli.
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Oh, Jonathan,
what a gentleman,
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you're gonna pull out
the chair for the lady.
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Oh yeah, here Jenny.
Take a seat.
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Thank you,
Jonathan.
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Jonathan.
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I don't think you have to
cut the little lady's head off.
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Sorry.
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Can I offer you
a cookie?
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And a nice glass of milk
to wash it down with.
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Oh, Mr. Micelli,
these are divine.
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Oh well, what can I say?
You know,
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before he knew me,
Amos wasn't famous.
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[LAUGHS]
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Where you going?
What?
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I'm gonna give you time to get
to know each other, right?
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Yeah. Alone?
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Ah, come on, come on,
take it easy, huh?
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Be a cool dude,
in a loose mood.
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[TONY CHUCKLES]
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So, Jenny,
a cool dude like me,
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a loose girl
like you...
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[CUP CLATTERS]
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Samantha. Samantha!
Wouldn't you rather
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do your homework up in your
room, where you have
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a nice desk and a chair?
That's so uncomfortable.
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Tony?
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Do I smell walnut
chocolate chip cookies?
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You know you're the only person
I know that can smell walnuts.
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No, no, no,
it's off limits.
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What do you mean?
Jonathan and Jenny are having
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are having, like,
a romantic snack.
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Oh, that's darling.
My little boy,
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the first stirrings
of puppy love.
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Hope they don't eat
all the cookies.
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Don't worry, Angela,
I saved you some.
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Thank you.
Okay.
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Oh hey, Mona,
how was obedience school?
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Terrific, Grover's at
the top is his class, watch.
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Heel.
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Good boy!
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Does he know his shoes
or what?
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Yeah.
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Hi, Mom.
Hi.
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Can I go to the movies
next Saturday?
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ANGELA:
Well, sure.
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Can I have enough
money for two?
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For two?
Way to go, Jonathan!
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All right!
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You're taking Jenny
to the movies?
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Stand back,
I hear a gusher coming.
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Oh, sweetheart!
It's your first date!
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There she blows.
Oh!
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You are growing up
so fast,
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it seems like only yesterday
you were eating pureed carrots,
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and I was changing
your diapers.
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Oh, gross.
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Pretty soon you're going
to be going off to college.
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Getting married,
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starting a family.
Take it easy, Angela, huh?
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Pretty soon you'll have
that kid in a rest home.
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Tony, before I go out
on this date,
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could you just tell me
one thing?
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Anything.
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How do I ask her?
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Hm, well, I'm gonna tell you
what my dad told me.
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A woman likes a man
who respects her,
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all right?
He says what's on his mind,
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and he's open
and direct.
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And if that doesn't work, beg.
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You knew my father?
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I'm glad you two
are taking this so lightly,
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but your first date
is a very serious matter.
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I want this to go right.
Now...
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Asking girls out.
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Let's outline this.
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Number one,
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When you are planning a date,
always make sure
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to give the lady
a couple of choices.
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Yeah, yeah, like A,
she's going, and B, she ain't.
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What, are you kidding me?
Take it easy, please Angela,
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you're gonna make
the kid uptight.
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I am not.
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I'm just trying to build up
his confidence, I mean,
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if he gets rejected,
the emotional scars could
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last the rest
of his life.
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Thanks a lot, Mom.
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I...
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Oh, she's good.
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You're good.
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Jenny...
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I believe in being
open and direct,
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so, A, do you want to
go to the movies Saturday,
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or B, do you want to
forget the whole thing?
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Well, let me see,
Saturday...
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Saturday, the 12th,
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8:00, breakfast.
8:30, cartoons.
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Yes, I'm free.
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Well, it's a date, then.
Okay. Bye, see you.
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All right!
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[KEYS JINGLE]
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See? I told you
he wouldn't be on the couch.
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[BLOWS KISS]
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For once.
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Hello?
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Hello?
Anybody home?
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Hello?
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Guess they're not back
from the movies, yet.
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Oh...
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Jonathan was so nervous
when he left for the date.
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Well, I don't wonder,
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you were ironing his pants
on the way out the door.
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I think a man's crease
is very important.
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It's the first place
I always look.
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Oh...
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Hope the date
is going well.
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Oh, don't worry,
he has Tony with him,
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he'll show him the ropes.
Yeah, I know.
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so glad Jonathan has a man
like Tony to talk to
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at a time like this.
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After all,
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that's why I brought
Tony here.
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Who brought him here?
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Well, you found him,
but I hired him.
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Hm, but I had the vision
and the foresight
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to know how well he would
work with my grandson.
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And how capable he would be
in every other way.
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And how great he'd look
with his shirt off.
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[DOOR OPENS]
TONY: What do you say,
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we're back, hey.
Hi!
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Hi. How as The Attack
of the Laser Lizards?
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We saw
Sleeping Beauty.
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TONY:
Heh, heh.
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Jonathan saw
Sleeping Beauty?
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It was Jenny's choice.
Give me your coat, pal.
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I thought the acting
was quite good.
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Oh, it was great,
I had the best time.
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Oh yes,
it's very romantic
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when a young girl finds
her Prince Charming.
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Yeah, Mr. Micelli let me ride in
the front seat of the car.
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I rode in back.
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Jonathan,
you're interrupting.
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Then when we
got there,
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Mr. Micelli bought me
some Goobers.
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I got popcorn.
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Sorry.
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Well, it sounds like you all
had a wonderful time.
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Oh yeah,
it was a biggie,
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you know, I never thought
that princess was gonna wake up.
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[ANGELA LAUGHS]
Hey look,
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I gotta go because I don' think
I can stand any more excitement.
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Oh, you're so cute.
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[ANGELA LAUGHS]
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[LAUGHING]
Oh! Well...
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Guess you don't need me
hanging around here.
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I guess I'll just go,
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somewhere else.
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Is your mom okay?
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Yeah, that's the way she is.
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What do you wanna
do now, Jenny?
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I don't know,
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You wanna play with
my reptile collection?
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I've got a new
South American tree lizard.
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I'm thinking of branching off
into primates,
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but I haven't asked
my mom yet.
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Jenny?
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Jenny!
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Oh! Hey,
wait a minute, there.
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You're all fogged up,
let me de-fog you.
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[IMITATES SQUEAKING NOISE]
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Boy, you can do anything.
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Oh, you know, I'm a little weak
on nuclear physics.
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Where's Jonathan?
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Playing with his lizards.
Uh-huh.
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Jenny,
where'd you go?
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Into the kitchen.
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Oh, right, well, do you
wanna play with my lizards?
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No, I have to go.
Thanks a lot, Jonathan.
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And you, too,
Mr. Micelli.
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I had a wonderful time.
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I'll remember this day
for the rest of the week.
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Aw.
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How am I doing, Tony?
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I really want her
to like me.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
Why don't you walk her
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to the end of the driveway,
show her you really care.
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Yeah! Tony,
you've got great ideas.
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If you think these are good,
what until you're 11.
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[LAUGHS]
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I love that little kid.
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ANGELA:
Tony. Tony!
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How's my little
Casanova doing?
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Fine, thanks.
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You mean Jonathan,
he's outside right now,
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he's doing good.
He's out there right now?
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Yeah, yeah, why?
What are you gonna do?
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You gonna spy on them?
Uh-huh!
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Angela!
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Don't hog
the window.
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Oh, they're so cute!
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Look at that
kid's swagger.
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Yeah, where would he
pick up something like that?
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Chip off the ol'
housekeeper.
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[GASPS]
He's gonna kiss her!
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Nope!
He missed.
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I know where
he got that from.
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Oh, look! They're coming,
they're coming.
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Hurry up!
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[SIGHS]
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I really blew it.
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Sweetheart,
what's wrong?
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I think I struck out.
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I tried to kiss Jenny,
but she didn't kiss me back.
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Oh, honey, I just think
your timing was little off.
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Yeah, next time try kissing
her when she's facing you.
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Well, I don't know if there's
gonna be a next time.
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I don't even know
if she likes me.
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Oh, sure she does.
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Well, she hardly talked
to me at the movie.
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Jonathan,
it's a movie,
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you're not supposed to talk,
and anyway,
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didn't I see her whisper
something in your ear?
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She asked me to chew
with my mouth closed.
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Honey,
I know she likes you.
255
00:11:16,809 --> 00:11:18,911
Sometimes, girls are just
a little shy,
256
00:11:18,911 --> 00:11:21,647
but she'll find a way
to let you know how she feels.
257
00:11:21,647 --> 00:11:23,783
Bingo. Bingo!
258
00:11:23,783 --> 00:11:25,584
She left her
organizer here.
259
00:11:25,584 --> 00:11:27,386
So?
So!
260
00:11:27,386 --> 00:11:29,321
So, this is just
like a woman,
261
00:11:29,321 --> 00:11:31,891
she left this here, so you could
bring it back to her.
262
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:33,592
Really?
Sure! Are you kidding me?
263
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:34,960
This happens to me
all the time.
264
00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:37,229
although usually with me,
it's an article--
265
00:11:37,229 --> 00:11:38,631
Never mind,
Jonathan.
266
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:44,036
Tony's right, I bet she's over
there waiting for you right now.
267
00:11:44,036 --> 00:11:46,439
Yeah, here you go, buddy,
go over there and get it.
268
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,712
Tony, how could you
do this to me?
269
00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:55,014
I hate you,
I wish you were dead!
270
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:57,550
Jonathan!
Jonathan, I didn't do...
271
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,922
ANGELA:
"Jenny loves Tony."
272
00:12:06,759 --> 00:12:08,694
I never should have bought
her them Goobers.
273
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:15,134
[♪♪♪]
274
00:12:18,304 --> 00:12:20,706
Here's Tony,
and here's Jenny.
275
00:12:20,706 --> 00:12:22,908
Oh look,
they're going to the movies.
276
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,977
Are you two having fun?
277
00:12:24,977 --> 00:12:28,948
Ah, Jenny, the chandelier
is falling on your boyfriend.
278
00:12:28,948 --> 00:12:30,382
Too bad.
279
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,821
Watch out for the piano!
280
00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:41,827
Jon--Jonathan?
281
00:12:41,827 --> 00:12:44,296
What do you want?
Jenny's phone number?
282
00:12:46,799 --> 00:12:48,567
Jonathan, Tony and I
want to talk to you.
283
00:12:48,567 --> 00:12:50,336
Yeah, look,
come on, pal.
284
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:53,172
You're not my pal.
You stole Jenny.
285
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:56,609
Well, I didn't mean to,
Jonathan.
286
00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,111
Yes you did! You let her
sit in the front seat,
287
00:12:59,111 --> 00:13:01,847
you bought her Goobers,
you even made her cookies.
288
00:13:01,847 --> 00:13:04,416
You know what those chocolate
chips could do to a woman!
289
00:13:07,586 --> 00:13:09,421
Jonathan,
I made those cookies for you.
290
00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:12,792
Yeah, sure,
sell it to someone else.
291
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:14,193
Jonathan.
292
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,495
Tony would never do
anything to hurt you.
293
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,364
Now let's talk
about this.
294
00:13:18,364 --> 00:13:20,466
Not with him here.
Jonathan!
295
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:22,668
No, no,
it's all right, I...
296
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,969
I'm out of here.
297
00:13:30,709 --> 00:13:32,878
I know you're upset,
298
00:13:32,878 --> 00:13:35,948
but this is not
Tony's fault.
299
00:13:35,948 --> 00:13:39,919
You know, sometimes, little
girls get crushes on older men.
300
00:13:39,919 --> 00:13:41,253
Did you?
301
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,823
As a matter of fact,
when I was a little girl,
302
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,092
I was madly in love
with Dr. Kildare.
303
00:13:47,092 --> 00:13:48,627
And Ben Casey.
304
00:13:49,795 --> 00:13:51,497
And Roy Rogers,
and...
305
00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,066
little Joe Cartwright,
306
00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:58,304
President Kennedy,
Howdy Doody.
307
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,239
Mom, he's a puppet!
308
00:14:00,239 --> 00:14:01,907
Well, I know,
but he was cute.
309
00:14:03,776 --> 00:14:04,710
Anyway,
310
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,481
the point is, sometimes,
people think they're in love
311
00:14:09,481 --> 00:14:11,183
and it's really
just a crush.
312
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:14,820
But when you have
real love,
313
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,856
between friends,
like you and Tony,
314
00:14:18,157 --> 00:14:19,592
you don't want to throw
that away.
315
00:14:21,393 --> 00:14:22,962
You understand
what I'm saying?
316
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:24,330
Yeah,
317
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:26,198
and I never wanna
see him again.
318
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,299
Jonathan.
319
00:14:27,299 --> 00:14:29,435
Tony is a part
of our family.
320
00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:33,072
Yeah, well,
either he goes,
321
00:14:33,072 --> 00:14:34,540
or I go.
322
00:14:36,308 --> 00:14:37,509
[♪♪♪]
323
00:14:37,509 --> 00:14:40,946
♪ The sun from shining ♪
324
00:14:40,946 --> 00:14:44,683
♪ What makes
The world go 'round ♪
325
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,389
♪ How can you mend ♪
326
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,659
♪ This broken man ♪
327
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:58,330
♪ How can a loser ever win ♪
328
00:14:58,330 --> 00:14:59,632
[JONATHAN SCREAMS]
329
00:15:02,801 --> 00:15:05,204
Jonathan?
Is that you under there?
330
00:15:06,839 --> 00:15:08,674
What are you doing?
331
00:15:08,674 --> 00:15:10,276
Camping out.
332
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:12,745
Here, let me help
you with this.
333
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,349
I'm used to this stuff,
334
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:20,119
in Brooklyn, I used to
camp out on the fire escape.
335
00:15:22,621 --> 00:15:24,823
Sam?
Yeah?
336
00:15:24,823 --> 00:15:26,725
Have you ever been in love?
337
00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:29,261
Oh, sure,
thousands of times.
338
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,932
It only happened
to me once,
339
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,366
but it's over.
340
00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:38,070
Oh, with Jenny? Oh,
she's so cute and so nice.
341
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,406
She went for
another guy.
342
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:42,074
Dump her,
she's trash.
343
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,445
Who is this creep,
anyway?
344
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,647
Well, if I told you,
345
00:15:48,647 --> 00:15:50,416
you'd just take
his side.
346
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:54,453
Oh, no, I wouldn't, Jonathan,
he stole your girl.
347
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,755
Well, I just wish,
I could beat him up.
348
00:15:56,755 --> 00:15:58,390
but he's bigger
than me.
349
00:15:58,390 --> 00:15:59,725
Want me to beat him up?
350
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:02,928
No! Uh,
he's bigger than you, too.
351
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:05,798
That doesn't matter.
352
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:09,134
It's not size,
it's smarts.
353
00:16:09,134 --> 00:16:11,570
Haven't you ever heard of
David and Goliath?
354
00:16:11,570 --> 00:16:14,239
Sounds familiar,
do they go to your school?
355
00:16:15,774 --> 00:16:17,643
No...
356
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:20,579
See, Goliath was this
big bully,
357
00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:23,649
and David was this puny
little runt guy.
358
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,185
Kind of like you.
359
00:16:26,185 --> 00:16:27,786
I think he was
semi-popular.
360
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:30,089
So, what happened?
361
00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:33,759
Well, Goliath was picking on
all of David's friends,
362
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:35,394
and David got
sick of it.
363
00:16:35,394 --> 00:16:38,297
and David was too small
to beat up on him,
364
00:16:38,297 --> 00:16:41,066
so David got
a slingshot,
365
00:16:41,066 --> 00:16:43,769
and bam right
between the eyes!
366
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:44,937
Wow.
367
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:47,006
After that,
David got really popular,
368
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:49,041
and he started dating
the head cheerleader,
369
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:52,945
Beth Sheba.
370
00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:57,449
[SNIFFS]
371
00:16:57,449 --> 00:16:59,318
Oh, now this smells good.
372
00:17:02,821 --> 00:17:04,690
This ought to bring
that kid running.
373
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,428
Five...
374
00:17:09,428 --> 00:17:10,529
four...
375
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:11,663
three...
376
00:17:11,663 --> 00:17:12,998
two...
377
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:14,566
one...
378
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:16,668
Do I smell
banana bread?
379
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,738
This ain't just banana bread,
it's bait.
380
00:17:19,738 --> 00:17:21,740
I'm trying to lure
Jonathan back to the house.
381
00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:24,743
Well, it worked
for me,
382
00:17:24,743 --> 00:17:26,412
but it's not working
for Jonathan.
383
00:17:26,412 --> 00:17:30,015
He just went back into his tent
and dropped his flap.
384
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,886
I've never seen him like this,
I don't know what to do.
385
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:34,920
Well,
386
00:17:34,920 --> 00:17:36,688
I don't know about you,
Tony,
387
00:17:36,688 --> 00:17:39,258
but a little banana bread
always helps me
388
00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:41,160
to put things
in perspective.
389
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:45,864
I'm sorry, Mona,
of course, here you go.
390
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:47,299
Aren't you going
to have some?
391
00:17:47,299 --> 00:17:48,967
Nah.
392
00:17:48,967 --> 00:17:50,335
I'm not hungry.
393
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:51,870
I just feel terrible.
394
00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,274
Feel like I wrecked
that kid's whole life.
395
00:17:55,274 --> 00:17:57,242
Oh, Tony,
you didn't
396
00:17:57,242 --> 00:17:59,011
wreck his whole life,
397
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,679
just his childhood.
398
00:18:01,947 --> 00:18:05,117
You know, Mona,
all my life it's been this way.
399
00:18:05,117 --> 00:18:07,052
I get close to a guy,
400
00:18:07,052 --> 00:18:08,821
and this woman
falls for me.
401
00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,123
[SCOFFS]
And then I lose a friend.
402
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,258
Well,
it's understandable,
403
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:17,162
I mean, you're an attractive guy
with a great personality,
404
00:18:17,162 --> 00:18:19,031
and a body
that won't quit.
405
00:18:20,732 --> 00:18:22,768
It's tough, I know.
406
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,503
I have the same problem.
407
00:18:27,139 --> 00:18:28,841
You have trouble
keeping girl friends?
408
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,109
Yeah.
409
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,444
But who needs them?
410
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,880
Well, Jonathan's one friend
that I need.
411
00:18:34,880 --> 00:18:37,015
Well, then what are you doing
sitting in here,
412
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,251
stuffing your face
with banana bread?
413
00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,019
Get out there
and patch things up.
414
00:18:42,254 --> 00:18:43,956
He said he wanted
to be alone.
415
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,959
He's a 10-year-old kid,
what does he know?
416
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:49,862
Good point.
417
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:51,830
Let me have
some of that.
418
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:00,005
TONY:
Jonathan?
419
00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:05,744
Jonathan?
420
00:19:07,513 --> 00:19:09,047
Oh, come on,
Jonathan,
421
00:19:09,047 --> 00:19:10,916
come out of there,
I wanna talk to ya.
422
00:19:13,185 --> 00:19:14,319
Jonathan...
423
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,594
Jonathan?
424
00:19:22,594 --> 00:19:24,263
Hey Jonathan,
where are ya?
425
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,166
JONATHAN:
Behind you,
Micelli.
426
00:19:29,368 --> 00:19:31,603
Jonathan,
don't do that.
427
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:33,438
Don't ever point
a slingshot at somebody,
428
00:19:33,438 --> 00:19:34,606
somebody could get hurt.
429
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:37,776
Yeah,
that's the idea.
430
00:19:37,776 --> 00:19:39,478
Now, Jonathan,
431
00:19:39,478 --> 00:19:40,579
give me that.
432
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:43,148
[GRUNTS]
[GROANS]
433
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:46,118
JONATHAN:
Got ya! Bam,
right between the eyes.
434
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:48,120
Guess I showed you,
huh, Tony?
435
00:19:50,622 --> 00:19:51,557
Tony?
436
00:19:53,258 --> 00:19:56,295
Come on, Tony,
I was just trying to scare you.
437
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:58,964
Tony?
438
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:04,236
Oh, come on, Tony.
439
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:09,474
Oh, please, Tony,
I didn't mean it.
440
00:20:09,474 --> 00:20:11,310
You can have Jenny!
441
00:20:11,310 --> 00:20:14,046
Oh, please, Tony,
don't be dead!
442
00:20:14,046 --> 00:20:17,149
Please don't be dead,
come on, please don't be dead.
443
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,384
Wake up, Tony,
come on, wake up!
444
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,119
Wake up, Tony,
wake up!
445
00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,455
Wake up, Tony, wake up!
TONY: Jonathan!
446
00:20:23,455 --> 00:20:25,190
Jonathan! Jonathan,
come here.
447
00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,927
Come here, Jonathan,
easy, easy.
448
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,530
You're having a bad dream.
[MUMBLES]
449
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:34,333
Oh, Tony,
you're not dead!
450
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,168
Oh, I'm so glad
you're here.
451
00:20:37,369 --> 00:20:39,805
Oh, so then,
you're not mad at me anymore?
452
00:20:39,805 --> 00:20:42,441
Oh yeah, I forgot,
I'm mad at you.
453
00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,511
Well, what I mean is,
I wanna be mad at you,
454
00:20:46,511 --> 00:20:48,680
but I can't.
455
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:52,150
Look, Jonathan, I'm sorry things
didn't work out with Jenny.
456
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:55,654
Well, at least she dumped me
for a guy like you,
457
00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,756
and not Howdy Doody.
458
00:21:00,058 --> 00:21:01,159
Yeah.
459
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,763
You know,
460
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,532
I would never do
anything to hurt you, buddy.
461
00:21:07,532 --> 00:21:08,533
I know.
462
00:21:09,801 --> 00:21:11,770
Tony, you're the best
friend I've got,
463
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,705
and I'm never gonna
kill you again.
464
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,209
That's aces with me,
heh-heh-heh.
465
00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,649
All right, sit down here,
I wanna tell you somethin'.
466
00:21:23,649 --> 00:21:25,817
You know we did
something terrible,
467
00:21:25,817 --> 00:21:28,253
we let a girl
come between us.
468
00:21:28,253 --> 00:21:30,188
Oh, yeah!
469
00:21:30,188 --> 00:21:33,125
I don't want to have anything
to do with girls again.
470
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:36,061
Yeah, you know, I felt that way
myself many times, many times,
471
00:21:36,061 --> 00:21:38,697
but I got over it.
472
00:21:38,697 --> 00:21:41,867
With the help of
Trixie DiMatto.
473
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:44,603
And some day, you'll find
your Trixie, too.
474
00:21:44,603 --> 00:21:46,705
No rush.
[LAUGHS]
475
00:21:46,705 --> 00:21:48,840
Give me some skin,
all right, huh?
476
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:50,309
I'll tell you
what we're gonna do,
477
00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,678
tonight we're gonna stay out
here all night, just guys,
478
00:21:52,678 --> 00:21:54,112
roughin' it.
All right!
479
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:56,248
And we won't have to
take a bath or anything!
480
00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,817
No baths!
[BOTH LAUGH]
481
00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:00,218
ANGELA:
Oh!
482
00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,822
You made up.
483
00:22:06,391 --> 00:22:09,261
I knew that you would.
484
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:12,831
It's so sweet.
485
00:22:12,831 --> 00:22:16,535
It reminds me of that time
that Kathy Winthrop
486
00:22:16,535 --> 00:22:20,105
and I had this terrible,
terrible fight.
487
00:22:25,844 --> 00:22:27,546
JONATHAN:
Goodnight, Tony.
488
00:22:27,546 --> 00:22:30,148
TONY:
Goodnight, Jonathan.
489
00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:33,585
Mother? Do you remember
the time that Kathy Winthrop
490
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:34,853
and I had--
491
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:44,996
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
492
00:22:46,064 --> 00:22:48,667
[DOOR OPENS]
ANGELA: Rise and shine!
493
00:22:48,667 --> 00:22:51,269
It's a beautiful morning,
494
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:53,572
the birds are singing,
495
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:56,074
[GASPS]
the great outdoors.
496
00:22:56,074 --> 00:22:57,776
[TONY GROANS]
497
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:07,285
Well, hello there,
how did you sleep?
498
00:23:07,285 --> 00:23:09,087
Like this.
499
00:23:11,089 --> 00:23:12,257
[GROANS]
500
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:14,559
Oh, I hope Jonathan
slept better than me.
501
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:17,996
Well he certainly did,
he came up stairs around 10:00,
502
00:23:17,996 --> 00:23:20,732
and I tucked him
into his bed.
503
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:22,134
All cozy
and comfortable.
504
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,470
He's not...
505
00:23:25,470 --> 00:23:27,005
I slept out here
for nothing?
506
00:23:27,005 --> 00:23:29,841
Oh, no, think of it
as an adventure,
507
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:33,412
and in that spirit, I've brought
you a hearty pioneer breakfast.
508
00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:36,448
Quiche, croissants,
and café au lait.
509
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:41,486
Pioneers?
Okay, French pioneers.
510
00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,541
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