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[♪♪♪]
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♪ There's a time for love
And a time for living ♪
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♪ Take a chance
And face the wind ♪
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♪ An open road
And a road that's hidden ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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♪ There were times ♪
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♪ I lost a dream or two ♪
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♪ Found the trail ♪
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♪ And at the end was you ♪
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♪ There's a path you take
And a path not taken ♪
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♪ The choice is up to you
My friend ♪
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♪ The nights are long
But you might awaken ♪
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♪ To a brand new life ♪
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♪ A brand new life ♪
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♪ A brand new life
Around the bend ♪
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Ooh! Ooh, nice shot there,
champ.
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Yeah? Check this out.
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Hey, oh.
Two points.
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Yeah, and 12 scrambled eggs.
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Wait until you hear
what happened to me.
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You're not gonna guess this
in a million years.
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You got asked to go out
for the girls' basketball team.
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How'd you know that?
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Well, uh,
I see you practicing here,
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I'm intuitive.
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Besides, I ran into your coach
down at the market.
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Did, uh, she tell you anything
about Todd?
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Uh-uh.
Good. Then guess what else.
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He's going out
for the boy's team.
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How'd you know that?
Well, I'm intuitive.
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Besides, his mother
was at the market too.
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It's double coupon day.
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It's gonna be so great.
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We'll be the perfect couple.
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And he looks so cute
in his shorts.
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I've seen him play tennis.
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You, uh,
you need some help?
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Yeah,
get out of the way.
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Try and get past me.
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Samantha, I do not have--
Hey.
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Keep working on that, baby.
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Hey, what do you say, Angela?
Hi.
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Ooh, you're never gonna guess
what happened to Sam.
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Oh, you mean about her and Todd
going out for basketball?
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I deserve that.
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Yeah, she's a shoe-in
to make the team.
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My little "Spud" Micelli.
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Spud?
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You nicknamed her
after a potato?
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No, Angela, after the smallest
pro basketball player.
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She plays his game, you know.
She's got-- She's got quickness,
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she's got smarts,
and more bounce to the ounce.
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Thank you.
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You know, Mone,
you never miss a cue.
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Mother,
did you hear about Samantha?
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No.
You haven't heard anything about
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her boyfriend, Todd, either?
No.
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Ooh, I love this woman.
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Unless it's the old news
about her and Todd
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going out for basketball.
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Damn.
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Tony, you must be very proud
of Samantha.
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Proud? Are you kidding me,
Angela?
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I've been waiting a long time
to see Micelli
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on the back of a jersey again.
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Ooh,
maybe she'll get my old number.
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Wouldn't it be great?
Oh.
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I've always enjoyed
competitive athletics.
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That's true.
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I remember the night
you knocked yourself out
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bobbing for apples.
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The water
was very shallow.
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Actually, I was quite skilled
in one sport.
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Yeah, well,
shopping doesn't count.
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[LAUGHING]
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That's very funny.
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I'm talking about
miniature golf.
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Excuse me, Angela,
but, you know,
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with all due respect,
that's not a real sport.
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Well, it's a miniature sport.
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Maybe we should
play some time.
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Me and you? Come on, Angela,
get real. Get real.
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You know, I used to hit a ball
into the bleachers,
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not into the clown's nose.
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You're not afraid,
are you, Tony?
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Me, afraid of playing you?
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Ha.
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Okay,
how about Saturday?
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You got it.
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The duel is set.
High noon, Putts 'R' Us.
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Oh, what a great workout.
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My fadeaway jumper
was really falling.
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Boy, some days you just can't
miss. At least I couldn't.
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I was really off today.
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You know, it must have been
my biorhythms.
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No, I think
it was your hook shot.
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Um, has your dad ever checked
the height on that hoop?
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It seemed kind of low.
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No, it's regulation.
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I just think
you're not releasing
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at the height of your jump.
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Gee, thanks, coach.
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It's so major
we have this in common.
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We're both gonna be
basketball stars.
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Hey,
you want something to eat?
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No, thanks, we've got food
at home. See you.
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What an attitude.
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Well, that's what makes him
so cool.
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What a beautiful day
for miniature golf.
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The air is so crisp.
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The trees make lacy silhouettes
against the sky.
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Oh, life is wonderful
when you're a winner.
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Oh, I hope you don't mind me
going on like this.
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Oh, of course not, Angela.
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I mean, everybody deserves
their moment of glory.
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You've had an hour and a half.
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Okay, okay, I will not mention
miniature golf again.
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I'll just...putter around
the house.
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Oops.
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Sorry.
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That's it. It's over. Really.
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Hi, guys. What's going on?
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I beat him by 14 strokes.
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She asked.
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No, she didn't.
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Dad, you lost to Angela?
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Oh, come on, Sam.
What, are you kidding me?
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There's a perfectly logical
explanation for this, you know.
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I mean, uh, I never played
that game before, and--
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And they make those clubs
for little hands,
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and I don't think that
clown's nose was regulation.
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But, hey,
I ain't making excuses.
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At least
not very good ones.
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Why does it bug you so much
that you lost?
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It doesn't bug me
that I lost.
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It bugs him that he lost to me,
a mere woman.
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That's not true, Angela.
That's not true.
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Fact, I enjoyed it.
It was quite relaxing,
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playing a game that requires
absolutely no skill.
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Maybe we could play again
sometime.
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I'm free
next Saturday.
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Well, my schedule's clear.
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Shall we call it a rematch?
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You know, Angela,
why don't we just call it
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a nice Saturday afternoon
diversion?
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Why don't we call it
your day of reckoning?
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[CLICKING TONGUE]
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I-- I hope you don't mind
me saying this, Angela,
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but you know this
competitive stuff,
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it does strange things
to your face.
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You know, it brings out
all these lines and veins.
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Frankly,
it hurts your femininity.
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You're dead meat,
sucker.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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Jonathan, could you knock off
the breathing here, please?
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Sorry.
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[INHALES]
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[SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]
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It's a mere bag of shells,
a mere bag of shells.
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This game is easy. All it takes
is a little concentration,
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a little relaxation.
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Jonathan,
you're turning blue.
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Oh, you can breathe.
[EXHALES]
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Gosh,
golf is a tough game.
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Oh, hi, Tony.
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Hi, Mona, what are you
doing home so early?
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Oh, we found a dead mouse
in the office.
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Oh, so then, you're taking
the rest of the day off, huh?
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I guess you two
were pretty close?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, uh, where's Angela?
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She made me swear
not to tell you.
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Come on.
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Okay,
I can't take it anymore.
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She's practicing
miniature golf.
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Are you kidding me?
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I can't believe she's taking
this game so seriously.
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Oh, some people, huh?
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ANGELA:
Hi.
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Hi, Angela, hi.
Busy, busy, busy, you know,
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giraffe cleaning day, heh.
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Uh, how was
your afternoon off?
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Oh, fine. Chores, errands,
this and that.
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Oh, yeah, well, I heard about
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finding that dead mouse
at your office.
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That must have really...
teed you off.
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These things happen.
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Oh, yeah, well, that's--
That's par for the course.
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You promised not to tell him!
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He forced it out of me.
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Hi, everybody.
Hi, Samantha.
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Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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How'd the tryouts go?
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Okay.
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What do you mean, okay?
What number did you get?
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I, uh, didn't get a number.
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You didn't get a number?
Everybody gets a number.
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Not if
you're not on the team.
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Not on the team?
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Oh, Sam.
I'm sorry, honey.
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It's no biggie.
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It's no biggie?
It's a big biggie.
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What, are you kidding me?
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You got that great
fadeaway jumper,
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you dribble rings
around everybody.
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I'm calling that coach.
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You can't.
Why not?
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Her number's
unlisted.
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All right, then I'm going down
to her office.
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Her office is unlisted.
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Samantha, I gotta find out
why she cut you.
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She didn't cut me, Dad.
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I didn't go out for the team.
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Come on, Sam,
what's going on?
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Why didn't you go out
for the team?
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Well, you know basketball,
it, uh, wrecks your nails.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, that drives
Kareem crazy. Come on, Sam.
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Okay, it's...
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because of Todd.
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He didn't make the team,
and I was afraid
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he couldn't handle it
if I did.
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Well, hard cheese, Todd.
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Are you kidding me or what?
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Who cares
if he can handle it or not?
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Hey, you belong on that team,
and it's important to you.
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But Todd's more important.
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Oh, well...
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Well. Well, then,
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maybe we're not giving Todd
enough credit here.
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You know, guys of today, hey,
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we're open-minded there,
you know?
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I mean, we don't have to be
better than women at everything.
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Just miniature golf.
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Yeah, Dad,
you're a great one to talk.
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You nearly split a seam
when Angela clobbered you.
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Hold it,
she did not clobber me.
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She didn't-- You didn't--
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See, the problem is, Dad,
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Todd's just not
as open-minded as you are.
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I might've lost a little
credibility there, you know.
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Little bit.
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Sam?
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I know, I should keep
my own identity.
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I shouldn't subjugate myself
to a man, because if do,
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I'll end up resenting him
and hating myself.
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That's very wise.
That's very insightful.
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I heard it
on Oprah Winfrey.
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Well, I wish she'd been around
when I was in college.
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I was, uh, I was dating a fellow
who looked a little bit like,
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oh, what's his name? Uh...
251
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,327
Rob Cruise?
252
00:12:08,327 --> 00:12:11,497
You mean Rob Lowe?
No, no, no, the other guy.
253
00:12:11,497 --> 00:12:14,266
Tom Cruise?
Do you still know him?
254
00:12:14,266 --> 00:12:15,334
No.
255
00:12:15,334 --> 00:12:18,738
Anyway...
256
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,774
We were both trying to get into
the honors exchange program.
257
00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,510
And, uh, I knew
he wasn't going to make it.
258
00:12:24,510 --> 00:12:26,612
And I didn't want to lose him,
259
00:12:26,612 --> 00:12:30,783
so I purposely blew the exam.
260
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:32,952
What happened?
261
00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:36,822
I didn't get to spend my junior
year in France is what happened.
262
00:12:36,822 --> 00:12:38,758
Well,
at least you got the guy.
263
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,894
No, I didn't. He dumped me.
264
00:12:41,894 --> 00:12:43,462
For some hot little babe?
265
00:12:43,462 --> 00:12:45,331
[CHUCKLING]
No. No.
266
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,502
For a girl
in the honors program.
267
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,539
Boy, Angela,
you really blew it.
268
00:12:53,539 --> 00:12:56,675
Yeah.
You keep that in mind.
269
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:04,049
Samantha, uh, look,
270
00:13:04,049 --> 00:13:06,752
I-I want you to reconsider
this basketball thing.
271
00:13:06,752 --> 00:13:09,855
You know, now, I may have set
a bad example out there, but--
272
00:13:09,855 --> 00:13:12,258
But this competition thing
between me and Angela,
273
00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,659
hey, ho, hey,
274
00:13:13,659 --> 00:13:15,661
it's nothing
but a friendly rivalry.
275
00:13:15,661 --> 00:13:18,164
I mean, hey, if I win, fine.
276
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,665
And if I win?
277
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,202
Even finer.
278
00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:28,507
All I'm saying is, it's not
gonna affect our friendship.
279
00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:32,845
Thanks, guys,
I'll think about it.
280
00:13:36,248 --> 00:13:39,585
Tony,
that was very sensitive
281
00:13:39,585 --> 00:13:41,821
and understanding
and liberated.
282
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,823
And painful.
283
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:47,993
Okay, come on, Angela.
Let's tee off.
284
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,628
Just a minute.
285
00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:00,539
Wh-- Where'd you get that?
286
00:14:00,539 --> 00:14:03,709
Oh, this? Just a little present
I bought for myself last week
287
00:14:03,709 --> 00:14:07,580
after I won.
It's monogrammed. See?
288
00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,149
I see, I see.
289
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,184
Oh, Tony, don't let this
psych you out.
290
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,919
It's just a friendly
little game.
291
00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:17,623
Please, go ahead.
292
00:14:17,623 --> 00:14:19,391
Oh, no, I insist,
ladies first.
293
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,826
Tony.
Oh!
294
00:14:20,826 --> 00:14:23,696
That's such an old-fashioned
attitude, right?
295
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,764
And you know me,
I'm an '80s kind of guy.
296
00:14:29,101 --> 00:14:31,637
Oh, that cake was great,
Sam.
297
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:35,174
Thanks. I had my dad make it
just for you.
298
00:14:35,174 --> 00:14:37,776
Aww, you shouldn't have gone
to so much trouble.
299
00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:39,144
Oh, oh,
I was thinking.
300
00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,914
Friday, after school,
you wanna go ice skating?
301
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:45,851
Sounds great, Todd, but I think
I might be busy Friday.
302
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:50,022
Busy? Hey, I thought we had
a commitment here.
303
00:14:50,022 --> 00:14:53,993
Well, I'm kind of getting
together with some of the girls.
304
00:14:53,993 --> 00:14:58,264
Oh. Oh, well,
that's okay then.
305
00:14:58,264 --> 00:15:03,202
Some of the, uh,
taller girls.
306
00:15:03,202 --> 00:15:05,337
For basketball practice.
307
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:07,973
I thought you decided
not to go out for the team.
308
00:15:07,973 --> 00:15:11,243
Well, I kind of re-decided.
And I made it.
309
00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:14,146
[SCOFFS]
You did?
310
00:15:14,146 --> 00:15:16,916
[CHUCKLING]
The starting team.
311
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:19,385
Oh, right.
312
00:15:19,385 --> 00:15:22,755
Girl's basketball.
313
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,024
Now what is that
supposed to mean?
314
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,927
Well, you can't exactly take
something like this seriously.
315
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:31,630
Oh, do they give you time-out
so you can do your hair?
316
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,135
That's it. Let's go.
317
00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,336
Where?
318
00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:39,939
Outside.
We're going one-on-one.
319
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:42,274
Come on, Sam.
Don't do this to yourself.
320
00:15:42,274 --> 00:15:45,110
In your face.
321
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,814
Let's go.
322
00:15:48,814 --> 00:15:51,850
Ha.
323
00:15:51,850 --> 00:15:53,786
You take it out first.
324
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:02,895
Two points. Loser's out.
325
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,299
[♪♪♪]
326
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,133
All right. All right, Angela.
327
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:44,069
Okay, this is it.
328
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:47,072
The score is tied.
329
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,041
This is the last hole.
330
00:16:49,041 --> 00:16:52,111
The whole match
rests on this one.
331
00:16:52,111 --> 00:16:54,113
You feeling the pressure?
332
00:16:56,782 --> 00:16:58,550
I thrive on pressure.
333
00:16:58,550 --> 00:17:00,219
I like living on the edge.
334
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:03,022
Five bucks on the lady.
335
00:17:04,790 --> 00:17:07,760
Ooh. All right.
336
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,100
[EXHALES]
337
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:26,178
Nice shot.
338
00:17:26,178 --> 00:17:27,546
I know.
339
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,399
I know.
340
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,368
Tony, you know the game
is getting very close.
341
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,637
There could be a tie.
Oh, no. Oh, no.
342
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,672
No such thing as a tie.
343
00:17:53,672 --> 00:17:56,475
We play till somebody wins.
It's called "sudden death."
344
00:17:56,475 --> 00:17:59,044
Then get ready to die.
345
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:08,720
Are you watching?
346
00:18:12,057 --> 00:18:13,125
TONY:
Oh.
347
00:18:16,962 --> 00:18:18,263
All right.
348
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,666
All right, Angela,
that's it, you know.
349
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:22,768
If you miss this,
I win.
350
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,703
But I know
you're not gonna miss this
351
00:18:24,703 --> 00:18:27,106
because you're a pro
and pros never:
352
00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:29,041
[IMITATES CHOKING]
353
00:18:53,332 --> 00:18:54,333
What the--?
354
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,035
Angela,
there's people waiting here.
355
00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:59,404
The artificial grass
isn't evenly carpeted.
356
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,073
I'll call Monsanto.
357
00:19:04,076 --> 00:19:05,511
[EXHALES]
358
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:14,186
Would you take the shot
already?
359
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:27,533
TONY:
Ooh!
360
00:19:31,069 --> 00:19:33,805
Ooh!
361
00:19:33,805 --> 00:19:36,408
Oh!
362
00:19:36,408 --> 00:19:37,576
Tough break.
363
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:42,414
Pay up, kid.
364
00:19:42,414 --> 00:19:43,682
You okay?
365
00:19:43,682 --> 00:19:47,085
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.
366
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:50,088
Look,
when did you get so good?
367
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:53,091
I've always been good.
368
00:19:53,091 --> 00:19:57,196
You know, you hit a couple
of nice buckets too.
369
00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:00,599
It's just that your fadeaway
really hurt you.
370
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:03,068
All you need
is more wrist.
371
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:05,170
Yeah, well,
it's sore from tennis.
372
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:08,140
Tennis,
that's really my game.
373
00:20:08,140 --> 00:20:10,642
Oh, I love tennis.
Maybe we could play sometime.
374
00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:13,278
Oh, I don't think so.
375
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:14,646
Um...
376
00:20:14,646 --> 00:20:16,481
Look, I'd better just go.
377
00:20:20,085 --> 00:20:23,088
The season opener's
in three weeks.
378
00:20:23,088 --> 00:20:24,856
Are you gonna come
and watch me?
379
00:20:24,856 --> 00:20:28,860
You know, I think
I might be busy that night.
380
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:40,505
What time's the tip-off?
381
00:20:40,505 --> 00:20:42,908
Eight o'clock.
382
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:48,513
Hey, Todd, what do you say?
383
00:20:50,549 --> 00:20:52,751
What's with Todd?
He looks a little beat up.
384
00:20:52,751 --> 00:20:55,821
Well,
I just gave him the bad news.
385
00:20:55,821 --> 00:20:57,689
The bad news?
386
00:20:57,689 --> 00:21:01,026
I went out for the team
and made first string.
387
00:21:01,026 --> 00:21:02,995
Oh!
That's my girl.
388
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:06,031
I knew you could do it.
She was born dribbling.
389
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:10,602
And guess what?
390
00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:13,138
I got your number.
ANGELA: Oh.
391
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:14,840
Forty-two.
392
00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,409
My number's 24.
393
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:18,977
I'll...wear it inside out.
394
00:21:18,977 --> 00:21:21,546
Oh.
395
00:21:21,546 --> 00:21:23,081
Congratulations, honey.
396
00:21:23,081 --> 00:21:24,283
Thanks, Angela.
397
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,753
You know, your Rob Cruise story
really helped me.
398
00:21:27,753 --> 00:21:30,555
Hey. Hey, how do you like
that there, Angela?
399
00:21:30,555 --> 00:21:32,224
Looks like you really
came through.
400
00:21:32,224 --> 00:21:35,594
Too bad I had to destroy you
out there on the old links.
401
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:37,596
Uh, Dad, you won?
402
00:21:37,596 --> 00:21:38,997
Oh, yeah,
well, what can I say?
403
00:21:38,997 --> 00:21:41,033
It was a great day for
the Micellis.
404
00:21:41,033 --> 00:21:44,169
But Angela-- Angela's taking
this like a real sport.
405
00:21:44,169 --> 00:21:47,372
I mean, especially since
she missed such an easy putt.
406
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:49,541
And she never misses those.
407
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:55,447
Ho, hey.
408
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:56,848
Hey, ho.
409
00:21:56,848 --> 00:21:59,484
You didn't let me win,
did you?
410
00:21:59,484 --> 00:22:03,422
Why would I do
a thing like that?
411
00:22:03,422 --> 00:22:07,059
Who knows
why women do anything.
412
00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:09,294
But did you?
413
00:22:09,294 --> 00:22:12,864
Of course not.
You are a big, strong man,
414
00:22:12,864 --> 00:22:16,168
and you beat weak,
little me.
415
00:22:17,436 --> 00:22:18,670
[CHUCKLES]
416
00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:23,975
Even when they lose,
they win.
417
00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,584
Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!
Oh, boy!
418
00:22:32,584 --> 00:22:34,453
What a way
to start the season!
419
00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:37,556
Here she is,
the star of the game.
420
00:22:39,391 --> 00:22:42,728
Hey, the queen of the courts,
her highness of hoops,
421
00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:44,796
the damsel of dunks.
422
00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:46,331
Dad, this is
really embarrassing.
423
00:22:46,331 --> 00:22:49,534
Can you put me down?
Oh, yeah.
424
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:51,870
Can I have your autograph,
Spud?
425
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:53,572
Sure, go get me a Coke.
426
00:22:53,572 --> 00:22:54,873
Hey, kid.
427
00:22:54,873 --> 00:22:58,677
You can hang this up.
428
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:02,914
Gee, thanks.
429
00:23:02,914 --> 00:23:05,517
Hey, Spuddo. Oh.
430
00:23:05,517 --> 00:23:08,653
Did you bring that crowd
to their feet or what, huh?
431
00:23:08,653 --> 00:23:11,490
I heard Todd yelling louder
than anyone.
432
00:23:11,490 --> 00:23:13,024
[CLEARING THROAT]
433
00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:15,327
Well, almost anyone.
434
00:23:15,327 --> 00:23:17,462
Are you going out
with Todd tonight?
435
00:23:17,462 --> 00:23:19,464
Well, not tonight.
436
00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:21,400
Oh, what happened?
Is Todd history?
437
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,734
I don't know,
we'll see.
438
00:23:22,734 --> 00:23:25,237
I just want to keep
my options open.
439
00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,874
Oh, well. Ooh,
that's my little free agent.
440
00:23:28,874 --> 00:23:30,742
[DOORBELL RINGS]
441
00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,177
There's my option
for tonight.
442
00:23:32,177 --> 00:23:34,579
Oh, well, let's check
this dude out, huh?
443
00:23:40,952 --> 00:23:42,954
Hi!
You Samantha's dad?
444
00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:45,257
Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come-- Come on in.
445
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,793
Uh, watch your head.
446
00:23:49,127 --> 00:23:50,829
SAMANTHA: Hi.
Hi.
447
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,578
[♪♪♪]
448
00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,446
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