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♪ There is more to life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road
and a road that's hidden
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
and at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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♪ The choice is up to you
my friend
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♪ Nights are long
but you might awaken
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♪ To a brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend ♪
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Okay, okay!
Keep your shirt on.
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She'll be right out.
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Come on, Angela.
Taxi's here.
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It's not gonna wait all day.
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Ah, they'll wait, Mona.
You got the money,
they got the time.
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Tony, did you pack me
a warm sweater?
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It gets nippy in San Francisco
this time of year.
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I packed you
a warm sweater.
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-Pack me a nightgown?
-Your flannel PJs.
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The snuggly ones
with the feet.
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That isn't very
business-trippy.
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You're right, Angela.
Don't wear 'em to meetings.
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Ugh, I'm off.
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Goodbye, Mother.
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-Bye.
-Goodbye, Tony.
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Angela.
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Aren't you
forgetting something?
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Goodbye, Tony.
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No, Angela.
Not "Goodbye, Tony."
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-This.
-Oh, that.
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Who is that enormous woman?
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That's Celeste Louise,
my cousin.
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Oh, well.
You know what they say.
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The camera always
adds 30 pounds.
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Come on now.
Look at that face!
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Look at those cheeks!
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They're not that big
when she's not eating.
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Angela, she'd be the perfect
model for that Italian
foods account.
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I've already got the model,
thank you.
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That's what this meeting
in San Francisco is all about.
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Angela, I'm telling you now.
Celeste Louise, she'd
be perfect.
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Hey, she loves Italian food!
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Yeah. And she doesn't look
like a picky eater.
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Huh?
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It's not the image
we want to project.
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Thank you. Goodbye.
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Angela, are you...
Are you...
Are you kidding me, Angela?
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Hey, wait a minute.
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You know,
you don't like this cousin,
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I got another cousin.
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She's half as heavy.
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'Course, she's
a little shorter, too.
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-Are you sure?
- Am I sure?
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Mr. Vionelli, I've been
in the PR business for...
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Well, long enough to rent some
pretty nice furniture.
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Angela here has done
a real swell job
with the ad campaign.
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But now we're
into Mickey Day territory.
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Public relations.
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I am gonna peel
your Princess Vionelli
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off your label,
and stuff her
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right into the hearts
of pasta lovers everywhere.
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I'm paying you, right?
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Not enough!
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Because I found
the perfect princess.
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And her name is...
Are you ready for this?
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I'm gonna count to three.
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Joyce Columbus.
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Ye-llo.
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Angela's here.
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-You can go in.
-Thank you.
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-Thank you.
-You, sit.
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But I've been waiting
all morning to see Mr. Day.
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Mickey stepped out.
I'm very sorry.
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Angie! Damn glad to see you.
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Hello, Mickey.
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I'm insincere.
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I'm Angela Bower.
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Ah, Miss Bower.
A pleasure to
finally meet you.
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I love your campaign,
those billboards.
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"Who is Princess Vionelli?"
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-Genius.
-Thank you.
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Mickey was telling
me how he found
this Joyce person.
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Oh, he found her?
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It was, er,
one of those freak things.
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I looked everywhere
and finally I turned
around and there she was.
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Sitting in my office.
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Talk about luck!
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But I made an appointment.
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See. Nine o'clock.
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-Does it say "AM"?
-Yes.
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Now it doesn't.
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Sit.
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I'm Joyce Columbus.
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Who?
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I'm Princess Vionelli.
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I'm here for
the final interview.
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It's just a formality.
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Who's she?
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Take a seat.
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I'm here for
a very big interview.
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Me, too.
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Really? Great. Great.
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Nice outfit.
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-Size six, right?
-Right.
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Me, too. Isn't it a pain?
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You have to starve,
work out,
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starve some more.
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Well, I really don't
believe in dieting.
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Thank God for aerosols, huh?
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-I don't...
-I don't wanna hear it, okay?
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I'm a little nervous, too.
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This is my first time out
as a photographer.
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Photographer?
Great career choice!
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-What's your name?
-Lauren.
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Joyce. Nice to know you.
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Come here.
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Listen. When I become
Princess Vionelli,
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I'll put in a
good word for ya.
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Well, shouldn't you see
my work first?
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Oh, no.
I'm sure it's lovely.
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It's disgusting.
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-Thank you.
-Thank you?
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A photograph should
create an emotional reaction.
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With this one
I wanted to create disgust.
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What can I say?
You're a master.
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Now, this is my favorite.
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'Kay.
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They're all dead.
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They were moving
the cemetery.
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Lucky for you.
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Tell me. Is there a
lot of call for
this sort of thing?
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Not really.
That's why I'm trying
to go commercial.
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I really need the money.
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I've been trying to see this
guy for the past three weeks.
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You've been waiting
three weeks?
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You can't put up with
that anymore.
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You gotta march yourself
into that office and say,
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"I'm the best photographer
you'll ever see.
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"Only I'm not going to be
treated this way."
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Then walk out.
If you do it right,
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he'll follow you down
the block.
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I'd be too nervous.
I'd forget what I was doing.
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You'll take notes!
Bluff your way through it.
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Works for me.
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I'm going to be
Princess Vionelli.
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I'm not even Italian.
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Oh, Mr. V.!
Of course she's Italian.
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We, er, even did tests.
Didn't we?
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Tests?
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How do you test
to see if someone's Italian?
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Oh, you know,
the regular sort of tests.
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Actually, Angela was pretty
much in charge of that.
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No, I think you had
the test kit that day.
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So?
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The truth? My name isn't
even Columbus.
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-Your name isn't Columbus?
-Huh?
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Oh, that's great.
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Next thing you're gonna
tell me is you're
not even Italian.
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Well, you caught me!
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You're honest,
you're straightforward.
I like that.
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Babs, call security and
have her dragged out
of the building.
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Oh, wait! Wait!
My mother dated
an Italian once.
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Well... Okay, good enough.
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Yo! Focus everybody!
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Ah, Joyce,
you know Angela.
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Of course.
It's nice to see you again.
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Mr. Vionelli,
this is Joyce Columbus.
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Well, how do you do?
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Oh, I'd shake your hand,
but I've got all this
mozzarella on me.
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So, Joyce, where
are you from?
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Uh... Little Italy.
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In New York?
I know everybody there!
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Just mostly me and the rest
of the Columbus family.
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Nina, Pinta...
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Joyce, are you
feeling all right?
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I like this girl!
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She has a fine
sense of humor.
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I think she'd make
a very good...
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All right! I've been
waiting all morning,
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I've been waiting three
weeks and I'm not going
to wait any longer.
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Five minutes.
Wait five minutes.
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Now, I've got something
to say and you're
going to listen.
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Now, I've got something
to say and you're...
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Wait a minute,
I just did that part.
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Who the hell are you?
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I'm the best photographer
you'll ever meet,
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and I won't be treated
like this.
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I'm going to walk out
this door and you'll
never see me again.
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So goodbye.
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And if you think I'll
come back, you can...
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You were saying, sir?
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That's the girl!
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I know. Go figure!
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Mr. Vionelli, I think
it's really...
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Well, I guess
I can tell you now.
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I, uh, set it all up.
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Yeah, I figured
you'd like the blonde better,
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but I wanted to show
you the bimbo first,
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just so you could compare.
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Bimbo?
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I'll go get her.
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I'm so sorry.
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Ah, here she is.
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What's your name again?
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Lauren Sullivan.
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Well, Miss Sullivan.
You've got the job.
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I do? That's great!
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Thanks! It worked!
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You're the new
Princess Vionelli!
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But she's supposed
to be the Princess.
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I know.
Isn't life a kick?
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Mr. Vionelli,
I'm a photographer.
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I don't want to be a model.
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Right.
It's sexist, demeaning...
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People only want you
for your body.
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Luckily, that appeals to me.
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I'm sorry.
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I mean, all my life
I've gotten by on my looks.
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But I'm not going
to do that anymore.
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The job does pay 30,000.
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That much?
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Plus a car, an apartment.
A clothing allowance.
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I'm sorry.
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And this...
This is all yours.
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It's very nice.
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This is your refuge,
your hideaway
from the world.
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And occasionally,
we'd like to capture
that on film.
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Like tomorrow, we're shooting
the Princess Vionelli
photo layout.
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Listen, I'm going to let you
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get settled in here.
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Remember, it's your place,
so, ah...
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Make it your own.
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'Course, we had
to nail a few things down.
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It's an insurance thing,
you understand.
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Cute.
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Joyce, it's you.
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Were you expecting
someone else you
stole a job from today?
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Listen, I didn't plan to
take your job.
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I just needed the money.
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I hope you understand that.
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I understand.
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I had a lot of time
to think about it
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after you left this morning.
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I looked at your side,
and I looked at my side.
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And I realized...
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I don't care about your side.
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That's it?
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You came all the way
up here to say that
and leave?
251
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Not exactly.
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I want you to see what
you've reduced me to.
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I'm a shopping cart person.
254
00:13:54,488 --> 00:13:57,698
This is my home now.
255
00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:02,496
I keep my clothes up here
and I sleep under there.
256
00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,085
You know, you can get
in trouble if you
don't take that back.
257
00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:23,241
I took ballet classes,
speech lessons.
258
00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:25,036
I didn't always
talk like this, you know.
259
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,422
And I didn't even want
to be a model.
260
00:14:31,491 --> 00:14:35,253
I mean, I was driving by
the Miss Charlottesville
beauty contest
261
00:14:35,322 --> 00:14:36,772
and they pulled me
out of my car
262
00:14:36,841 --> 00:14:38,325
and they gave me the title.
263
00:14:41,811 --> 00:14:43,641
Things just happen to me.
264
00:14:43,710 --> 00:14:46,644
It's like I don't even
have a say in the matter.
265
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:50,890
Well, then.
This won't come as any
big surprise to you.
266
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,358
I'm so sorry.
I had no idea.
267
00:15:16,605 --> 00:15:20,609
My life was empty.
And then it got worse.
268
00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,680
What? You found
the Hope Diamond?
269
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:26,753
No!
270
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:30,136
My husband left me
for another woman.
271
00:15:31,102 --> 00:15:32,379
What did she look like?
272
00:15:34,588 --> 00:15:36,625
You don't understand!
273
00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:41,112
You see, I came here
to start over.
274
00:15:41,181 --> 00:15:44,288
At least this is something
that I can call my own.
275
00:15:44,357 --> 00:15:49,155
I mean, this is my
apartment. My sofa,
my chair, my vase.
276
00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:53,987
And no one can take it
away from me.
277
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:59,165
Do you use mousse
in your hair?
278
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,616
You never listen to me!
279
00:16:02,685 --> 00:16:04,894
No one ever listens to me!
280
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,724
Well, I'm not gonna
take it anymore!
281
00:16:34,476 --> 00:16:35,960
I'm listening.
282
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,557
If you'd like
to spend the night...
283
00:16:46,626 --> 00:16:48,455
Forget it.
I'm safer on the streets.
284
00:16:48,524 --> 00:16:49,836
Are you sure
you'll be all right?
285
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:52,459
I'll be fine.
I can take care of myself.
286
00:16:52,528 --> 00:16:53,943
You had to live on a
hill, didn't ya?
287
00:17:00,950 --> 00:17:02,918
You won't believe what
I just saw.
288
00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,335
I forgot to bring you your
house-warming present.
289
00:17:11,064 --> 00:17:12,307
Enjoy.
290
00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:22,489
Okay, hold the noodles up.
291
00:17:22,558 --> 00:17:24,664
That's it! You love
those noodles.
292
00:17:24,733 --> 00:17:26,286
You are mad about
those noodles.
293
00:17:26,355 --> 00:17:27,736
You have noodle fantasies.
294
00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:30,773
Take the noodles out
and rub them
295
00:17:30,842 --> 00:17:32,948
-all over your...
-No!
296
00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:34,294
Okay, well,
just smile at them.
297
00:17:34,363 --> 00:17:35,813
You smile at them.
298
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,021
Lauren!
299
00:17:38,747 --> 00:17:40,128
Everybody, take five.
300
00:17:41,163 --> 00:17:42,785
How much is this costing me?
301
00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:43,855
Take two.
302
00:17:46,755 --> 00:17:49,068
Angela, Lauren's
having a problem,
303
00:17:49,137 --> 00:17:50,586
and I think it's one of those
women's things.
304
00:17:51,587 --> 00:17:52,933
Talk to her.
305
00:17:53,002 --> 00:17:54,763
-Yes, Mickey,
I will talk to her.
-Thank you.
306
00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,283
What's up?
307
00:17:57,352 --> 00:17:59,388
This isn't right.
308
00:17:59,457 --> 00:18:03,116
Somewhere, there's
a girl out there chasing
a shopping basket.
309
00:18:05,532 --> 00:18:08,466
And she's the one
who deserves this job.
310
00:18:08,535 --> 00:18:11,228
I just wish I knew
where to find her.
311
00:18:14,783 --> 00:18:16,371
I'm gonna take
a shot in the dark.
312
00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,271
I'm giving you
one last chance.
313
00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,514
Thanks.
314
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:23,205
Okay, let's shoot noodles!
315
00:18:26,450 --> 00:18:28,866
-Joyce, where have you been?
-Later.
316
00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:32,697
Mr. Vionelli, I want you
to reconsider me
for the Princess.
317
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:34,458
-That won't be necessary.
-Now, Miss Columbus,
318
00:18:34,527 --> 00:18:35,769
I'm very sorry.
319
00:18:35,838 --> 00:18:38,220
If I hire you,
I have to fire
Miss Sullivan.
320
00:18:38,289 --> 00:18:40,602
And at Vionelli Foods,
we're a family.
321
00:18:40,671 --> 00:18:42,224
You don't fire family.
322
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,468
I understand.
323
00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:46,194
I've called Melvin Belli.
324
00:18:46,263 --> 00:18:48,851
I'm going to sue you
for $32 million
325
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,130
for breach
of implied contract.
326
00:18:51,199 --> 00:18:52,614
-Dump the blonde.
-You got it.
327
00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,652
You got a knapsack?
328
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,795
I would've given you
your job back.
329
00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:04,108
Woulda, coulda,
shoulda, but didn't.
330
00:19:06,075 --> 00:19:08,388
What do you think
I was trying to do?
331
00:19:08,457 --> 00:19:10,287
I was trying to tell you.
332
00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:11,805
But you... And then...
333
00:19:11,874 --> 00:19:14,256
Oh, to heck with you all!
334
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,294
Excuse me.
335
00:19:17,363 --> 00:19:19,296
Did she say, "Heck"?
336
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:20,676
I'm afraid she did.
337
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:28,857
What are you doing?
338
00:19:28,926 --> 00:19:30,410
Making a sandwich.
339
00:19:30,479 --> 00:19:32,378
Really?
Are you insured for that?
340
00:19:32,447 --> 00:19:35,864
I'm upset.
When I'm upset, I eat.
341
00:19:35,933 --> 00:19:38,418
Me, too.
Of course, by the time
I feel good again
342
00:19:38,487 --> 00:19:39,730
I no longer look human.
343
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:45,425
Well, you're lucky.
I can't even gain weight.
344
00:19:45,494 --> 00:19:47,220
I forgot. You're cursed.
345
00:19:48,325 --> 00:19:50,016
Oh, that's your secret.
346
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:51,535
Never eat the crusts.
347
00:19:51,604 --> 00:19:52,846
May I?
348
00:19:52,915 --> 00:19:54,952
Go ahead, Your Highness.
349
00:19:55,021 --> 00:19:57,368
You take anything
you want anyway.
350
00:19:57,437 --> 00:19:59,681
Oh, no, the peasants
are revolting.
351
00:20:01,476 --> 00:20:04,617
What makes you think
that you can push
people around
352
00:20:04,686 --> 00:20:07,206
and then treat them like
they don't even count?
353
00:20:09,346 --> 00:20:10,726
Seems to work.
354
00:20:14,316 --> 00:20:16,111
Besides, it's better
than running away
355
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,355
from everything every time
it doesn't work out.
356
00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:21,427
You're right.
And I'm not running anymore.
357
00:20:21,496 --> 00:20:23,774
From now on,
I'm gonna stand up to you!
358
00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:28,710
All right, you're standing.
Now what?
359
00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,160
Give me a break.
360
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:33,128
I'm new at this.
361
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:55,806
Are you gonna eat that?
362
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,256
Here. We'll split it.
363
00:21:02,606 --> 00:21:03,883
Ladies,
364
00:21:04,711 --> 00:21:06,057
we have to make a decision.
365
00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:08,750
What are they doing in there?
366
00:21:08,819 --> 00:21:10,407
I want my Princess!
367
00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:12,409
I knew we shouldn't have
hired a woman for the job.
368
00:21:14,721 --> 00:21:17,172
Listen. I'm losing my light,
369
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:19,485
I'm losing my patience,
and I'm losing my peasants.
370
00:21:19,554 --> 00:21:22,108
Now, I want one of you
out there with a crown
on in ten seconds
371
00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:23,868
or you can both
pack your bags!
372
00:21:23,937 --> 00:21:25,284
I'll handle this.
373
00:21:26,768 --> 00:21:28,287
Mickey.
374
00:21:28,356 --> 00:21:31,566
Ooh! You've been
working out, haven't you?
375
00:21:32,083 --> 00:21:33,292
Yeah...
376
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,504
Listen. We need
a few more minutes.
377
00:21:38,573 --> 00:21:40,091
I'd really appreciate it.
378
00:21:40,678 --> 00:21:42,404
Please?
379
00:21:42,473 --> 00:21:44,337
What's the rush?
Rome wasn't built in a day.
380
00:21:49,756 --> 00:21:50,723
You're good.
381
00:21:53,242 --> 00:21:56,280
Um... Excuse me.
Mr. Vionelli,
382
00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,248
I have an approach
that I think...
383
00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,666
Well, I think we can only
call it different.
384
00:22:02,735 --> 00:22:07,395
I want you to open your
mind to a new concept
in packaging.
385
00:22:07,464 --> 00:22:08,637
Please sit down.
386
00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:12,434
Picture this as
a photo layout.
387
00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:14,471
Lauren, Joyce.
388
00:22:18,302 --> 00:22:20,269
The Vionelli Twins.
389
00:22:23,514 --> 00:22:24,481
Twins?
390
00:22:25,930 --> 00:22:27,932
Frankly, sir, I...
391
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:30,832
I think your food is
too good for just
one princess.
392
00:22:37,701 --> 00:22:39,841
And with two princesses,
393
00:22:39,910 --> 00:22:42,637
everyone will assume
that your food is
394
00:22:42,706 --> 00:22:45,364
twice as good
as anybody else's!
395
00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,987
It would be like having
two princess sisters.
396
00:22:49,920 --> 00:22:52,371
Only not be related.
397
00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:54,131
I'm sorry,
but princess sisters?
398
00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,822
Two princesses?
It's stupid.
399
00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:57,065
I like it.
400
00:22:57,134 --> 00:22:58,307
Stupid in a good way.
401
00:22:59,447 --> 00:23:01,241
Not the sisters part.
That's stupid.
402
00:23:01,932 --> 00:23:03,209
But two princess models,
403
00:23:03,278 --> 00:23:07,316
one for canned food,
one for frozen foods.
404
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:09,664
I always felt each
had their own personality.
405
00:23:10,734 --> 00:23:13,357
And you're not alone
there, sir.
406
00:23:13,426 --> 00:23:15,946
Now I'm getting
two for the price of one!
407
00:23:16,015 --> 00:23:17,948
Just remember,
you're gonna have to
share everything.
408
00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:20,468
The apartment and the job
and all the fringe benefits.
409
00:23:21,054 --> 00:23:22,193
Deal?
410
00:23:22,262 --> 00:23:23,263
Deal.
411
00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:28,545
Gonna have to rethink the
entire campaign and, uh...
412
00:23:28,614 --> 00:23:31,030
We're gonna have
to get rid of the peasants.
413
00:23:31,099 --> 00:23:32,549
Ah, it's always the peasants.
414
00:23:34,516 --> 00:23:36,345
-I've got this great idea!
-No!
415
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,485
-Is it cheap?
-We get this
416
00:23:37,554 --> 00:23:39,556
giant bathtub,
we fill it with spumoni.
417
00:23:39,625 --> 00:23:41,627
We lower the two of
them right into it.
They are so...
418
00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:46,528
-'Kay, now we need to come
up with a schedule.
-Schedule?
419
00:23:46,597 --> 00:23:48,841
-Two girls, one bathroom.
-Right.
420
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,739
How long does it take you
to put your makeup on?
421
00:23:50,808 --> 00:23:52,983
I really don't believe
in makeup.
422
00:23:53,052 --> 00:23:54,294
You know,
if you keep this up,
423
00:23:54,363 --> 00:23:55,744
I'm gonna be your only friend.
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