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♪ There is more to life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road
and a road that's hidden
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♪ A brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
and at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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♪ The choice is up to you
my friend
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♪ Nights are long
but you might awaken
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♪ To a brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend ♪
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Uh, okay, okay.
Here we go now.
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The word we've all been
waiting for.
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There. Eh? 89 points.
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Wow.
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Wait a minute.
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"Korchflap?"
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What's a korchflap?
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It's a little flap
on the back of a korch.
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You think I made it up?
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Yes.
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What? You want me to get
the dictionary?
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BOTH: Yes.
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Okay, so I cheated.
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Phew.
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That is it, I am fed up
with Joanne Parker.
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I mean, she's the worst
president.
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She doesn't care about
the Parents' Association.
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All she wants to do is push
her husband's insurance.
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Well, how did she get elected?
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He's got the lowest rates.
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Come on, Tony. She must know
something about
the Parents' Association.
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Oh, yeah, Mona, yeah?
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Tonight we had to sit through,
"Life Insurance," the movie.
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What happened to you?
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I left early. I walked home.
What, are you kidding me?
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I couldn't stand to watch
Joanne Parker
get nominated again.
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"Who, me?
Why, I'd be honored."
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That's just what she said.
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And just how she said it.
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Yeah, well, I just wish
somebody would run
against her.
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Good news.
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Somebody will.
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That's great. Who?
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Someone with integrity.
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Yeah? Who?
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Somebody who cares about kids
and the community.
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Who?
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Somebody we can be proud
to have as the president
of our Parents' Association.
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Angela, who?
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You.
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Who?
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-Tony, you'd be perfect
for the job.
-Aw.
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Besides, after you left I kind
of gave them the impression
that you might be interested.
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Well, what did you say?
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-"I nominate Tony Micelli for
president."
-Aah.
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I second the nomination.
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-All in favor of Tony for
president, say "Aye."
-Aye.
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-Aye.
-Aye.
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Mr. Micelli, do you accept the
nomination of your party?
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Who, me? Why, I'd be honored.
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Bravo, bravo.
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Oh, thanks, Tony.
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Selling a candidate is just
like selling anything else.
It's what I do for a living.
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Oh, yeah. Well...
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My only criticism...
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Oh, you have a criticism?
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It's the slogan.
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It doesn't have the...
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Doesn't have enough oomph.
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Oomph?
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You know, oomph?
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Yes, I know, I invented oomph.
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And I can tell you
categorically
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that this slogan has exactly
the right amount of oomph.
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I hurt your feelings,
didn't I?
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No, of course not.
I'm a professional.
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I'm used to dealing with
pigheaded clients who think
they know it all.
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Well, I mean... You know,
on second thought...
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"Micelli's our man," eh?
It's great. It's perfect.
It's perfect.
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Oh, you're the client.
As long as you're happy.
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Ah-ha.
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I'm glad I found you two
together.
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Look what I got
for your campaign.
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Eh?
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Now that's what I call oomph.
Eh?
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Well, I mean, uh,
it's not bad, it's not bad.
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Mother, I'm surprised you
didn't stoop lower.
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That I like, Mona. I mean,
you got them coming and going.
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Mother, you are pandering to
the lowest common denominator.
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Oh, thanks. I hoped
you'd like it.
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Oh, Mother, dear. Just...
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Please don't wear
it to the debate Friday night.
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Oh, eh...
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The what on Friday night?
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Oh, just a little "meet the
candidates" thing I set up.
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You and Joanne, one on one.
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Angela, I hope you're talking
basketball.
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Oh, Tony, trust me.
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I'll get you ready.
We'll go over every
possible question.
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Oh, I don't believe it.
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Oh, come on, Tony.
Don't worry.
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AIL you have to do is stand up
there, and be yourself.
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Speak out about the issues.
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They'll love you.
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Thanks, Mona.
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And it wouldn't hurt
if you took your shirt off.
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Hello, hi.
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Hey, nice to see you.
Thank you very much.
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-Are you nervous?
-Are you kidding me?
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Not since you've been
coaching me.
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Come on, hit me with another
one of those questions.
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What's your position regarding
school lunches?
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Well, let me just say this
about that.
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Ketchup is not a vegetable.
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-Tony.
-Joanne.
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Good luck tonight.
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Now, we may be opponents,
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but we can still be friends.
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Yes.
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Can I ask you a personal
question?
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Sure.
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What're you paying for car
insurance?
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Well, I'd have to look that
up, Joanne.
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Well, whatever it is,
I'm sure Walt can beat it.
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It's too bad. I mean, she
seems like such a nice lady.
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Too bad I'm going to have to
mop the floor with her.
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We're going to start now.
Candidates, please
take your places.
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Hello.
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Um...
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Have you decided who
you're going to vote for yet?
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Oh, not yet. That's why
I'm here tonight.
I'm keeping an open mind.
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And on my right, the finest
this community has to offer.
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A man following in the
tradition of Thomas Jefferson,
Abraham Lincoln
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and Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Weighing in at
165 pounds, Tony Micelli.
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Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony.
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Tony. Tony.
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Okay.
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We're gonna start with a
question for Joanne and then
Tony has a chance to rebut.
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Let the games begin.
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The chair recognizes Beverly.
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Um, Joanne, what do you
consider to be
your greatest strength
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Unlike my worthy opponent,
who's living in sin with his
so-called boss.
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Well, that certainly gets
things rolling.
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Tony, would you like to rebut?
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Yeah, you bet I'll rebut.
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That is a total lie.
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I mean, Angela and I are
employer and employee,
and friends.
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Oh, friends.
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Wait a minute.
What are you getting at?
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Well, I mean two healthy,
attractive adults
cohabitating.
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Are you telling me
nothing ever happened?
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Nothing.
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No meaningful glances across
the dinner table?
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No.
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No stolen caresses as you
pass the butter or
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oil or whatever it is
you people use?
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Never.
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What, you expect us to believe
that all this time you two
have been living together
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you've never shared a bed?
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Uh...
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Well, it was an accident.
I... Uh...
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Listen, I thought I was
getting into somebody
else's bed.
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He handles himself well under
pressure, huh?
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See we were watching
this scary movie, right?
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So, Sam, Sam, had a nightmare.
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So she came in to my room,
but Jonathan
was already there.
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So she went to Angela's room.
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So then Angela couldn't sleep
so she went to Sam's room
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so then Jonathan got
sick and tired of listening
to me snore
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so he told me that Sam wanted
me to sleep with her in her
room so I went there
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thinking it was her.
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And it wasn't until the next
morning that I found out
it wasn't her.
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How was I supposed to know
it was Angela?
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Mr. Micelli, the Parents'
Association demands the truth.
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Wait, that is the truth.
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Eh, we never took
our clothes off.
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Tony, we're not on trial.
We're here to discuss issues,
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not whether or not
we've seen each other naked.
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Well, that was
an accident too.
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A-ha.
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What are you a-ha-ing about?
Look, I don't have a bathtub
and she does.
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I didn't even know she was
home.
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So I picked up my
Captain Bubble
and headed for water.
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♪ Going down the path with my
bubble bath, heigh-ho
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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho
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♪ Heigh-ho, heigh...
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Holy smoke.
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Well, so...
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As you can see
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it was an accident.
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And you know statistics,
they say, 90 percent of all
household accidents
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happen in the bathroom.
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Are you telling me
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you've never shared
a true moment of passion?
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Uh...
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Well, that was
an accident too.
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Now, seriously. Now, wait,
wait, wait... See...
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See, it was Angela's birthday.
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And I was baking her a cake.
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Ah, stop it...
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Angela, cut that out,
you think that's funny?
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Oh!
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Hey, hey, have some flour.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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It could happen to anyone.
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And you know what?
It shouldn't even count
because we were half crocked.
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Uh, were there
any other questions?
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Well, we're ruined.
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Our names have been
dragged through the mud.
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What are we going to do?
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First thing in the morning,
I'm gonna call Walt and cancel
your insurance policy.
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Yes. Yeah.
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Thank you, Mother.
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Your date came by
and took one look at you.
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I thought he was going to
dump his groceries.
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Yes, yes, Mother.
You are right. That was bad.
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But this is worse.
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See, my skin cleared up,
but my reputation
is blemished forever.
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Yeah, talk about
blemished, huh?
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Oh, boy, I mean, I gotta go
stand in line
at the grocery store
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while people put
down their National Enquirers
and talk about me.
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And me.
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Oh, yeah, Angela. What was I
thinking of? Gee.
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Pff, I know you must feel
a lot worse than I do.
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Oh, thanks, thanks. That's
very sensitive of you, Tony.
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Yeah, I know how I'd feel
if it was all my fault.
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All my fault?
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Well, I mean, the whole debate
was your harebrained idea,
wasn't it?
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Well, then you must feel
really bad since
you're the one who choked.
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I choked?
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You opened your big mouth
and jumped in with both feet.
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Oh yeah? You're the one
who set this whole thing up...
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-What if I set it up...
-Wait a minute, wait a minute.
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You are both on the same side.
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Of course, it is the
losing side.
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But, I mean, if you don't
stand up for each other,
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it's becoming
very apparent that
nobody one else will. Huh?
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You know, Angela, she's right.
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She's right. You know Joanne
is responsible for this.
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Now she's accusing us
of doing things
that we never did.
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Or even thought about.
247
00:14:39,085 --> 00:14:40,845
Do me a favor, would you?
248
00:14:40,914 --> 00:14:43,020
Please come over here and just
stir this for a while
so I can get the butter.
249
00:14:43,089 --> 00:14:46,920
-We have to get this campaign
back on the track.
-Like that.
250
00:14:46,989 --> 00:14:50,475
-Hey, no, no, no, no, no.
No, not like that. Like this.
See here, come here.
251
00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:53,202
Now, hold like that.
Okay, go ahead. Yeah.
252
00:14:53,271 --> 00:14:57,344
We just have to dispel
any suggestion that you and I
are in any way intimate.
253
00:15:02,108 --> 00:15:03,730
I'll stir.
254
00:15:03,799 --> 00:15:08,666
Uh, I'll get you the butter
or oil, or whatever it is
we people use.
255
00:15:08,735 --> 00:15:10,910
Angela,
this is ridiculous now.
256
00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:13,153
We're over-reacting.
Things aren't even normal
around here anymore.
257
00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:15,845
No, I know, you're right.
You know, people in
this neighborhood know us.
258
00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,951
They're not going to
fall for this.
259
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:19,677
They've probably forgotten
about it already.
260
00:15:19,746 --> 00:15:21,472
That's right.
261
00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:26,270
Ah, here they are.
The decadent duo.
262
00:15:26,339 --> 00:15:29,790
Did you know that you two
have been spotted in the
cemetery?
263
00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:32,655
Romping naked
in the moonlight?
264
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,348
The last thing we need
right now is more gossip.
265
00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:39,248
Oh. Even if it is
about Joanne Parker?
266
00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:44,081
Dish it out, Mona.
267
00:15:44,150 --> 00:15:49,189
Well, it seems that her
pool man visited her
four times last month.
268
00:15:49,258 --> 00:15:50,328
So?
269
00:15:50,397 --> 00:15:51,951
So, she hasn't got a pool.
270
00:15:54,470 --> 00:15:57,232
All right, Mona. All right.
271
00:15:57,301 --> 00:15:58,750
Now, we got her, we got her.
272
00:15:58,819 --> 00:16:00,960
And I'm gonna
show her what mudslinging
is all about.
273
00:16:01,029 --> 00:16:05,171
-She'll rue the day she raked
your muck.
274
00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:08,139
-Ooh.
-Sorry to rain on your parade,
but we can't use it.
275
00:16:08,208 --> 00:16:09,244
Why not?
276
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:11,763
Because two wrongs
don't make a right.
277
00:16:11,832 --> 00:16:13,869
What about three wrongs?
278
00:16:13,938 --> 00:16:17,045
We are going to win
this election fair and square.
279
00:16:17,114 --> 00:16:19,081
Well, that's the hard way.
280
00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,049
It's the only way.
281
00:16:22,050 --> 00:16:23,741
Well,
282
00:16:23,810 --> 00:16:28,090
let me know if you
want to hear about Joanne
and Don the dry cleaner.
283
00:16:31,335 --> 00:16:33,440
When she drops her clothes off
284
00:16:33,509 --> 00:16:34,510
so does he.
285
00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:44,417
Angela, Angela. Are you sure
we can win this election
without using that stuff?
286
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:45,590
Absolutely.
287
00:16:47,282 --> 00:16:50,112
I hope you're right, Angela.
Gee, I want this.
288
00:16:50,181 --> 00:16:52,390
I want this. I mean...
289
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:54,910
You know, this place has been
really good for Sam, you know?
290
00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,532
And I would like to give
something back.
291
00:16:56,601 --> 00:17:00,157
I mean, these are good people
here. They're good people.
292
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:21,143
Oh, eh.
293
00:17:25,699 --> 00:17:27,598
Oh, my stars.
294
00:17:27,667 --> 00:17:28,668
You see them too?
295
00:17:30,739 --> 00:17:33,500
Who did that to you?
Who gave you that shiner?
296
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,158
Some creeps at the park.
They were bugging us.
297
00:17:36,227 --> 00:17:37,815
So we popped them one.
298
00:17:37,884 --> 00:17:39,575
Jonathan.
299
00:17:39,644 --> 00:17:41,991
Well, actually,
Sam popped them.
300
00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,648
I kicked them
when they were down.
301
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,481
All right, young lady.
Now, what did I tell you
about fighting?
302
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,034
Lead with my left.
303
00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,242
You know what I mean.
304
00:17:51,311 --> 00:17:52,519
They deserved it.
305
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,590
They've been
riding us all day.
306
00:17:54,659 --> 00:17:56,834
About what?
307
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,528
Just your basic stuff.
308
00:18:05,739 --> 00:18:08,846
Mom, are you and Tony doing
something wrong?
309
00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:15,956
Absolutely not, sweetheart.
310
00:18:16,025 --> 00:18:17,924
That's what Sam told them.
311
00:18:17,993 --> 00:18:20,064
Right before she made them
eat dirt.
312
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:25,207
It's, uh...
I don't believe
it's gone this far.
313
00:18:25,276 --> 00:18:28,521
Yeah, hey, look, kids.
Go wash up for dinner.
Go ahead. Go ahead.
314
00:18:28,590 --> 00:18:30,109
Oh, darn.
315
00:18:30,178 --> 00:18:32,801
That kid's tooth chipped
my nail polish.
316
00:18:32,870 --> 00:18:34,078
He'll pay for that one.
317
00:18:37,081 --> 00:18:39,497
All right. I don't believe it.
I mean...
318
00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:41,258
It's one thing to pick on us,
319
00:18:41,327 --> 00:18:43,639
but they're picking
on the kids.
320
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:47,195
All right, look, you're
my campaign manager.
321
00:18:47,264 --> 00:18:48,541
What do you think I should do?
322
00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:57,239
Tony, Angela,
no hard feelings, I hope?
323
00:18:57,308 --> 00:18:58,930
We all want what's best
for the kids.
324
00:18:58,999 --> 00:19:01,001
Yeah, sure, Joanne.
325
00:19:03,452 --> 00:19:05,799
Joanne,
that's a lovely blouse.
326
00:19:05,868 --> 00:19:07,663
Oh, thank you.
327
00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:10,114
Uh, Joanne, who does
your dry cleaning?
328
00:19:12,634 --> 00:19:15,257
Don Simpson. Why do you ask?
329
00:19:15,326 --> 00:19:18,881
Oh, well, I'm just looking
for a new place.
330
00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:22,091
I understand that Don
has the best one-hour service
in town.
331
00:19:27,166 --> 00:19:30,134
Attention, may I have your
attention please?
332
00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,447
It's time to
elect our new president.
333
00:19:32,516 --> 00:19:35,035
Wendy. Um...
334
00:19:35,104 --> 00:19:37,072
I have something to
say and, uh...
335
00:19:37,141 --> 00:19:38,384
I got to say it before the
election.
336
00:19:38,453 --> 00:19:40,144
Uh, point of privilege.
337
00:19:40,213 --> 00:19:41,180
Point of what?
338
00:19:41,870 --> 00:19:43,251
Is that really a thing?
339
00:19:45,011 --> 00:19:47,082
I hereby withdraw
from the election.
340
00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:49,395
MAN: What?
341
00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:53,192
Never mind.
342
00:19:53,261 --> 00:19:54,848
Do you want to tell us why?
343
00:19:58,473 --> 00:19:59,888
No.
344
00:19:59,957 --> 00:20:01,096
I'll tell you why.
345
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:04,306
No, Angela, please.
It's over. Forget it.
346
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,342
I don't want to forget it.
347
00:20:10,105 --> 00:20:13,626
Tony Micelli has been living
with me for almost
two years now.
348
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:19,804
But, I see you all know that.
349
00:20:19,873 --> 00:20:23,187
But what you may not know
is that this man is a fighter.
350
00:20:23,256 --> 00:20:25,431
He's never run away from
a fight in his life.
351
00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:27,571
And I just saw him resign.
352
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:29,262
And I ask you why?
353
00:20:31,299 --> 00:20:32,438
Do you want us to guess?
354
00:20:34,474 --> 00:20:35,993
Tony Micelli moved here
355
00:20:36,062 --> 00:20:37,822
so that his daughter could
have the benefits
of growing up
356
00:20:37,891 --> 00:20:40,169
in a great community
like ours.
357
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:44,104
But now she's being
teased and tormented by
this smear campaign.
358
00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:46,624
A campaign that is utterly
without foundation
359
00:20:46,693 --> 00:20:47,970
or truth.
360
00:20:48,039 --> 00:20:51,215
Really? You mean there's
nothing between you two?
361
00:20:53,942 --> 00:20:54,943
Yes, there is.
362
00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:57,601
There's friendship.
363
00:20:58,464 --> 00:20:59,430
And there's respect.
364
00:21:00,914 --> 00:21:01,984
And caring.
365
00:21:02,053 --> 00:21:03,192
But nothing good?
366
00:21:05,712 --> 00:21:08,681
This community needs
a man like Tony Micelli.
367
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,960
Angela, it's too late,
he's already dropped out
of the race.
368
00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:13,375
Well, that's our loss.
369
00:21:14,687 --> 00:21:16,447
Because he's the finest
man I know.
370
00:21:17,483 --> 00:21:19,278
And I trust him
371
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,383
with the most precious thing
in my life.
372
00:21:22,798 --> 00:21:23,799
My son.
373
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:27,286
And she lets him drive her
Jaguar too.
374
00:21:29,598 --> 00:21:32,636
He is the best thing that ever
happened to Jonathan.
375
00:21:32,705 --> 00:21:35,466
He's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
376
00:21:35,535 --> 00:21:39,228
And he is the best thing that
could ever happen to
this Parents' Association.
377
00:21:47,823 --> 00:21:51,310
I re-nominate Tony Micelli for
president.
378
00:21:51,379 --> 00:21:53,346
I re-second the nomination.
379
00:21:53,415 --> 00:21:55,003
Let's hear it
for Tony Micelli.
380
00:22:02,459 --> 00:22:03,701
Angela.
381
00:22:03,770 --> 00:22:06,808
That was... That was
beautiful. I mean...
382
00:22:06,877 --> 00:22:09,707
I thought I'd have to be dead
to hear things like that
said about me.
383
00:22:10,915 --> 00:22:12,331
It was a nice speech,
wasn't it?
384
00:22:15,403 --> 00:22:16,783
Wait a minute.
385
00:22:16,852 --> 00:22:17,991
You were the one
386
00:22:18,060 --> 00:22:19,579
who talked me into resigning.
387
00:22:20,166 --> 00:22:22,410
Oh, was I?
388
00:22:22,479 --> 00:22:24,515
You did that
so you can get their attention
389
00:22:24,584 --> 00:22:26,724
and then you could make
this big speech, huh?
390
00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:29,762
What's a campaign strategist
without a strategy?
391
00:22:29,831 --> 00:22:32,765
I'm just glad that they went
for it before I had to sing
God Bless America.
392
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:39,565
Huh, uh. Gee, I...
393
00:22:39,634 --> 00:22:41,774
I don't know if I've mentioned
this to you, Angela, but...
394
00:22:41,843 --> 00:22:43,500
You've got a lot of oomph.
395
00:22:43,569 --> 00:22:46,744
Oh, thank you, Mr. President.
396
00:22:54,442 --> 00:22:58,446
♪ God bless America
397
00:22:58,515 --> 00:23:02,070
♪ Land that I love
398
00:23:02,139 --> 00:23:07,696
♪ Stand beside her
and guide... ♪
399
00:23:07,765 --> 00:23:10,492
TONY: Who's the Boss?
will be back in a moment.
Stick around.
400
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:18,638
Hey, Angela. We really did it,
didn't we?
401
00:23:18,707 --> 00:23:20,778
Yeah, we really did.
402
00:23:22,055 --> 00:23:23,367
Yeah, you know...
403
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:25,369
All that stuff you said about,
uh,
404
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:28,096
you know, me being the best
thing that's ever happened
to the Parents' Association?
405
00:23:28,165 --> 00:23:29,200
Yeah.
406
00:23:29,269 --> 00:23:30,754
You know, and about, uh,
407
00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:33,239
me being the best thing
that's ever happened to
Jonathan?
408
00:23:33,308 --> 00:23:34,309
Yeah.
409
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,174
And, uh,
410
00:23:37,243 --> 00:23:38,589
about me being, uh,
411
00:23:39,935 --> 00:23:41,592
the best thing
that's ever happened to you?
412
00:23:42,766 --> 00:23:43,732
Did I say that?
413
00:23:46,010 --> 00:23:46,977
I think I heard you, yeah.
414
00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:53,121
Well, that was just all
part of the campaign.
415
00:23:55,572 --> 00:23:58,816
That's what I thought.
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