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♪ There is more to life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road
and a road that's hidden
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
and at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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♪ The choice is up to you,
my friend
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♪ Nights are long
but you might awaken
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♪ To a brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend ♪
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Oh, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
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Holy... Hey.
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Ah, mail.
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Was that the mail?
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Uh, expecting
something special?
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Well, it is
almost Valentine's Day.
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-Oh, really?
Really, huh?
-Yeah.
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-Let me see here. Mona...
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Uh, Mona. Mona. Mona...
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Mona, Mona, Mona.
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-Oh! Here's one for you.
-Oh!
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-Thank you!
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Oh.
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I love you, too, Dad.
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You sure there's nothing else?
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-Oh, wait. Here.
- Oh!
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What, what?
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Oh, smell.
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That is some heavy aftershave!
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That's Chad McCann.
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Yeah, well, keep it away
from an open flame.
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Ooh, Marci's gonna...
Marci's gonna die!
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Was that the mail?
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Anything for me?
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Yeah, yeah.
I think there's one for you.
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-Really?
-There you are.
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-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
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Oh, how nice.
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Southern Connecticut Gas
didn't forget.
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Well, look. I think I'm gonna
run these up to Mona
and add to her collection.
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-Oh, great.
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Hey, Mom! Guess what?
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We qualified for the
Spring Tournament at the club!
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Isn't that wonderful,
sweetheart?
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Now all I need is a partner.
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Well, what about Steven,
honey?
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Mom, it's
a junior-senior tournament.
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I'm gonna play with my dad.
He's the best golfer.
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Well, my dad is
the best golfer, too.
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Right, Mom?
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Yes, sweetheart, he is.
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And I'm sure that he would
love to play with you,
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but you know your dad's
real busy now that he's
married again,
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you know,
and he's living in California.
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You understand
what I'm trying to say?
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No.
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Your dad's a no-show.
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Oh.
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Sweetheart,
I'll play golf with you.
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-You?
-Well, yeah!
We'll make a great team.
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Bower power!
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You'd better
think fast, Bower.
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Well, Mom, you're not my dad.
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Everyone's going to be playing
with their fathers.
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Jonathan, I'm sorry, honey,
but your father
just cannot come.
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Uh, hey. I got an idea.
How about if I play with you?
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-Ooh, that's a wonderful idea.
-Hey!
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-Isn't it, sweetheart?
-Yeah!
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-Just one thing.
I wanna win.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Oh.
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Hey, hey. Yo.
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I used to be
a professional ball player!
What, are you kiddin'?
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So, do you play golf?
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No. No, no. But, hey!
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Hey, a ball's a ball.
And this one ain't
even movin'!
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BOTH: Ah!
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...twenty-one, twenty-two,
twenty-three, twenty-four.
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That makes me
one ahead of Marci
and three behind Robin.
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How are you doing, Mona?
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Still counting.
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I'm going to break
three digits this year.
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I remember one Valentine's.
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I was in the eighth grade.
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No, it was the ninth grade.
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I got a gigantic card
from a secret admirer.
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It was the eighth grade.
Your father and I
sent that one.
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Who cares?
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It's a commercial holiday
anyway.
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Ta-da!
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Jonathan!
What happened to you?
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I got some new clothes
at the pro shop.
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My dad actually let you
buy those?
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Playing through!
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Not bad, huh? Not bad.
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Well, you certainly
brighten up a room.
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Dad, please tell me
you didn't see anyone I know.
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Uh, just Chad McCann.
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That's it. We have to move.
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All right!
My dad and I are
gonna win this tournament.
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Yeah. Me and Tony are, too.
Every year.
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What makes you think
he's gonna be here next year?
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Sure, he will.
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Wise up, Bower.
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Housekeepers come and go.
Ours just quit.
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Oh. Well, how come?
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Well, her brother became
president of the country
they're from.
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Oh. Well,
Tony would never leave me.
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Well, maybe your mom
might fire him.
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Hmm. No,
my mom really likes him.
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Hey, maybe that's your angle.
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-What do you mean?
-Well, if you don't want
Tony to leave,
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just get him
to marry your mom.
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Hey, good idea.
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How do I do that?
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It's simple, you twerp.
It's Valentine's Day.
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Oh. Well, you sure know
a lot about life.
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Well, I am eight-and-a-half.
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Oh. I'll get it.
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-Happy Valentine's Day.
-Oh...
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Thank you.
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Well.
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Isn't this nice.
I wonder who could've...
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What? I don't believe it!
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-What is it, Mother?
-They're for you.
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Listen to this.
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"Dinner tonight. Chez Rene.
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"8:00. What do you say?"
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Ah. Wonder who could
have sent these?
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Uh, whatever that means.
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Well, I, uh...
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I usually don't take
offers like this.
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You usually don't get
offers like this.
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Oh, well.
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It's Valentine's Day.
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Oh, why not?
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Oh, you footloose vixen, you.
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Oh, Mother.
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All right, baby.
That's it, that's it.
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Hey, Tony! Look what I found
at the front door.
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-For me? Whoo-hoo!
-Oh, Dad.
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A valentine. Who's it from?
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I don't know,
but whoever she is, she's got
great taste.
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What, what, what, what?
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Listen to this.
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"You're a real hunk.
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"The apple of my eye.
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"Come to Chez Rene at 8:00
and you gotta wear a tie."
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You liked the poem, huh?
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-Yeah.
-So, you gonna go, Tony?
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Well, I don't know, Jonathan.
You know,
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a blind date could be
Alpo time.
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Uh-uh. I mean, maybe you know
who the lady is.
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-Huh.
-Hey, maybe there's a clue
in the poem.
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-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah!
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"Apple of my eye,"
apple of my eye!
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Maybe it's that redhead I met
at the fruit stand. Mmm.
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She was red and delicious,
I'll tell ya.
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Maybe it's someone
even better.
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You know something, Jon...
I think you're right, huh?
I mean,
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hey, what do I got to lose?
It's Valentine's Day, right?
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-Hey!
-Yeah, I'll say.
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If some mysterious stranger
invited me to a fancy,
romantic restaurant...
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Ooh, I'd go.
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That's what you think.
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-No, not the ear, Dad.
Not the ear, not the ear.
-Come on, come on, come on.
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Get goin', get goin'.
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Yay!
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Excuse me.
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I'm Angela Bower and I'm here
to meet a Frenchman.
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You have
come to the right place.
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I have your table ready.
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-This way, madame.
-Oh, thank you.
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This isn't like me at all.
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I usually don't do this sort
of thing, but my mother,
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who talked me into this,
she does do this sort of thing
all the time.
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Is she perhaps
a redheaded lady?
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Yeah.
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That's the one.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey. Um...
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I'm Tony Micelli, and, uh,
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I'm here to make
a lucky lady's Valentine wish
come true.
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-Which one is she?
-She has just arrived.
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Oh, yeah, yeah?
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
How's she look?
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Magnifique.
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Especially if monsieur
is a legman?
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Ooh. I am, I am. Ooh.
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Lead the way, Rene.
Hey.
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Here is the lucky lady.
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You?
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You?
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Love is in the air.
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Oh. Angela, Angela.
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Tony, Tony.
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I don't know what to say.
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Oh. Well, uh...
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I think your poem said it all.
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-My poem?
-Yeah, you know, uh...
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"You're a real hunk.
The apple of my eye.
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"Come to Chez Rene at 8:00,
and you gotta wear a tie."
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Do you like it?
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You didn't invite me?
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You didn't invite me?
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Then what are we doing here?
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Yeah, wait a minute.
Hey, uh, yo, monsieur.
Come here.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
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-Our host?
-We have a host?
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Ah, yes. And he asked
to remain anonymous.
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Yeah, who is he?
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Chez Rene will not say.
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-Can you give us a hint?
-Your host is Monsieur Bower.
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Monsieur Bower?
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Michael? My ex-husband
is paying for this? Why?
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Maybe he's just trying
to be nice.
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BOTH: Nah.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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He set up this get-together.
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You don't think
he wants us to, uh,
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get together.
I mean, not that we would.
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Oh, of course not.
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Why would he want
us to get together?
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Well, I mean...
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If we got together,
like married,
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then he wouldn't have to pay
any more child support.
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Child support?
That's not gonna stop
even if we do get married.
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Oh, wait a minute.
It would stop
if I adopted Jonathan.
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Tony, you would do that?
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That is so sweet.
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Thank you, Angela,
but we're not gettin' married.
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Oh, right.
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And you know what else?
If Michael's payin',
I ain't eatin'. No way.
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-Come on. Let's get...
-You know,
you're absolutely right.
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Let's get outta here.
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Wait a minute.
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Michael wants to ply us
with gourmet food,
at his expense.
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Let's get plied.
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-Oh, madame. Oh.
-Monsieur.
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-I think it's asseyez-vous,
eh?
-Very good!
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Hey, uh... Hey, Rene!
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-Bring some champagne.
-Dom Perignon.
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Yeah, hey. I don't wanna see
that bucket empty all night.
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Who knows, maybe later
we'll take a bath in it.
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-Separately, of course.
- Of course.
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Well, Angela's out
late tonight.
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Mona, it's only 10:00.
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-For Angela, that's late.
249
00:14:22,068 --> 00:14:24,518
Angela is at Chez Rene.
250
00:14:27,452 --> 00:14:29,316
Have Mom and Tony
come home yet?
251
00:14:29,385 --> 00:14:30,766
No.
252
00:14:30,835 --> 00:14:32,526
Well, let me know
when they get home.
253
00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:35,184
Wait a minute.
Wait just one minute, here.
254
00:14:35,253 --> 00:14:37,877
What do you mean by
"Mom and Tony"?
255
00:14:37,946 --> 00:14:39,740
What do you know about this?
256
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:43,468
Oh, did I say "Mom and Tony"?
257
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,609
Oh, I meant Mom or Tony.
258
00:14:47,541 --> 00:14:48,749
Or Mom.
259
00:14:49,854 --> 00:14:51,304
Or Tony.
260
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:52,822
Or anyone at Chez Rene.
261
00:14:53,962 --> 00:14:55,549
Jonathan.
262
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:00,140
Did you set them up
for Valentine's Day?
263
00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,349
Uh...
264
00:15:02,418 --> 00:15:03,937
How could you do that?
265
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:07,147
Well, it was easy.
266
00:15:07,216 --> 00:15:08,804
I gave them Mom's credit card.
267
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:19,263
They won't take a credit card
from an eight-year-old kid.
268
00:15:19,332 --> 00:15:21,541
They will if you wrap it
in a twenty.
269
00:15:25,579 --> 00:15:27,581
Mmm.
270
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,897
-Mmm.
-Oh, man.
271
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:35,520
Oh, wasn't
that veal delicious?
272
00:15:35,589 --> 00:15:37,039
Oh, hey.
273
00:15:37,108 --> 00:15:39,973
Don't forget
the shrimp cocktails,
the caviar quiche,
274
00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,527
the, uh...
The lobster souffle,
275
00:15:42,596 --> 00:15:44,598
-the chateaubriand
with truffles...
276
00:15:44,667 --> 00:15:46,152
-Oh!
-The chocolate mousse,
277
00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:48,223
-the cherries jubilee...
-Oh, that was good.
278
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:50,259
-The raspberry tart...
-Ay, ay, ay.
279
00:15:50,328 --> 00:15:53,193
Oh, wait till Michael
sees this bill.
280
00:15:55,057 --> 00:15:56,369
Couldn't happen
to a nicer guy.
281
00:15:59,165 --> 00:16:00,683
Oh, Tony.
282
00:16:00,752 --> 00:16:02,996
I had a wonderful time,
283
00:16:03,065 --> 00:16:05,067
even if I didn't fall in love.
284
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:07,207
You didn't?
285
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:13,282
Well, I could spend
the rest of my life
with that chocolate mousse.
286
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:19,530
-Can't stay here all night.
-Yeah, let's blow
this pop stand.
287
00:16:19,599 --> 00:16:23,189
Oh, hey, uh...
Allow me, Rene. Allow me.
288
00:16:23,258 --> 00:16:26,916
There you go.
Get that outta the way.
There you are.
289
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,610
-Your place or mine?
290
00:16:30,679 --> 00:16:32,853
I see everything
has worked out after all.
291
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,786
Oh, Rene, thank you.
292
00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:36,409
-Oh, Tony, wait. Uh...
-What?
293
00:16:36,478 --> 00:16:38,721
If we go home together,
then they'll think
we were out together.
294
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,139
We were out together.
295
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:45,866
Well, I know,
but I don't want the children
to get the wrong idea.
296
00:16:45,935 --> 00:16:48,248
And Mother has always had it.
297
00:16:50,492 --> 00:16:51,665
All right, look.
I'll tell you what.
298
00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:53,840
-Let's keep this
our little secret, okay?
-Okay.
299
00:16:53,909 --> 00:16:56,118
Come on, let's go.
300
00:16:56,187 --> 00:16:57,913
I hope everything
was to your liking.
301
00:16:57,982 --> 00:16:59,432
-Oh, yeah, it was terrific.
-Oh.
302
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:02,918
Hey. I didn't know you could
keep brandy 100 years.
303
00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:07,198
Yes,
it was wonderful, Rene,
thank you.
304
00:17:07,267 --> 00:17:09,683
And please make sure to take
20% for the waiter.
305
00:17:09,752 --> 00:17:11,996
-Merci, madame.
-Oh, oh, oh.
306
00:17:12,065 --> 00:17:14,930
-Take 20% for yourself, too.
-Ooh.
307
00:17:15,965 --> 00:17:17,864
-Big spender.
-Hey, hey.
308
00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:20,832
Easy come, easy go.
309
00:17:20,901 --> 00:17:22,869
-Au revoir, Rene.
-Bonsoir.
310
00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:25,009
Hey, take it slow, Rene.
311
00:17:26,804 --> 00:17:28,254
JONATHAN:
They're here! They're here!
312
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:34,881
Hello, children.
313
00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:37,470
-Hello, Mother.
-Hello, Daughter.
314
00:17:39,782 --> 00:17:42,475
Hey, Mom, where's your date?
315
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:45,650
Oh, uh... Jean-Jacques?
316
00:17:45,719 --> 00:17:47,169
Uh, he had to leave.
317
00:17:47,238 --> 00:17:50,172
Back to France.
Au revoir, J.J.
318
00:17:50,241 --> 00:17:52,519
No, no. Where's Tony?
319
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:56,627
Tony? Uh, I don't know.
How would I know?
320
00:17:56,696 --> 00:17:59,561
-Hello, everybody.
-Oh, there he is.
321
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:02,219
-Hello, Tony.
-Ah, hello, Angela.
322
00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:06,050
My, my, what a lovely dress.
I don't think I've
seen it before.
323
00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,121
You haven't.
And I love that tie.
324
00:18:08,190 --> 00:18:11,262
-Oh, you like this tie?
Oh, that's so sweet.
-Dad.
325
00:18:11,331 --> 00:18:14,231
-How was the date?
-Oh, you know,
I've had better.
326
00:18:16,302 --> 00:18:19,028
-I'm sure you have.
327
00:18:20,271 --> 00:18:22,204
But you were supposed
to be together.
328
00:18:22,791 --> 00:18:24,620
What?
329
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:27,106
Now, wait a minute, pal.
What do you mean, we were
supposed to be together?
330
00:18:28,935 --> 00:18:30,661
Because that's
how I planned it.
331
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:35,700
You what?
332
00:18:36,287 --> 00:18:37,668
I set it up.
333
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,499
You're Mr. Bower?
334
00:18:41,568 --> 00:18:44,088
You ought to know.
You're his mother.
335
00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:47,850
Jonathan, where did you
get the money to pay
336
00:18:47,919 --> 00:18:49,093
for a dinner like this?
337
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,406
It was over $300!
338
00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:53,822
Hold it, hold it.
339
00:18:53,891 --> 00:18:56,411
I want a good seat
for this one.
340
00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:03,349
I used your credit card.
341
00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:10,632
I knew I should've asked
for a doggy bag.
342
00:19:12,289 --> 00:19:15,671
Now, Jonathan,
I don't know what kind
of a stunt you've pulled,
343
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,328
but you better have
a very good explanation.
344
00:19:17,397 --> 00:19:18,847
Now you tell me
why you did this.
345
00:19:20,504 --> 00:19:23,023
I wanted you and Tony
to get married.
346
00:19:25,025 --> 00:19:27,200
Kids say
the darnedest things.
347
00:19:28,960 --> 00:19:31,100
Oh, sweetheart.
348
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,586
Tony and I aren't
getting married.
349
00:19:34,587 --> 00:19:36,175
Well, you could.
350
00:19:36,968 --> 00:19:38,694
You're not married.
351
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:40,317
He's not married.
352
00:19:40,386 --> 00:19:41,835
You like him.
353
00:19:41,904 --> 00:19:44,459
-He likes you.
354
00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,978
Even after he's seen you
in your bathrobe.
355
00:19:47,047 --> 00:19:49,843
Oh, sweetheart.
356
00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:53,399
That's not enough of a reason
to get married.
357
00:19:53,468 --> 00:19:55,401
Then why do people
get married?
358
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:57,057
Ah. Well, Jonathan, you know,
359
00:19:57,126 --> 00:19:59,198
first you gotta
love each other, you know.
360
00:19:59,267 --> 00:20:01,510
Well, you two love each other,
don't you?
361
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:10,450
Um. Well, sweetheart, uh...
362
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:12,797
There are all kinds of love.
363
00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:14,454
-Yeah. Oh.
-There's the way you love
your family.
364
00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:16,491
And the way you love
your snake.
365
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,596
And the way you love
your housekeeper.
366
00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:26,190
-Good night, Mother.
367
00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:30,090
Well, I'd love to stay
and see you weasel
out of this one,
368
00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,471
but, uh...
369
00:20:31,540 --> 00:20:34,094
My Valentine's Day
is just beginning.
370
00:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,239
Sweetheart, come here.
371
00:20:42,862 --> 00:20:45,451
Tony and I love each other.
372
00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,695
But like friends,
not like married people.
373
00:20:48,764 --> 00:20:50,904
But what's the difference?
374
00:20:50,973 --> 00:20:52,837
S-E-X.
375
00:20:56,185 --> 00:20:57,428
Sex?
376
00:20:58,464 --> 00:21:00,328
Oh, is that all?
377
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:03,538
Then why don't you
just have that
and get it over with?
378
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,785
-Yeah, why don't you?
-Hey!
379
00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,686
Good night, Sam.
380
00:21:13,755 --> 00:21:15,308
-Good night, Dad.
-Good night.
381
00:21:15,377 --> 00:21:16,896
-Good night, Mom.
-Get...
382
00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:25,422
Sweetheart,
what is all this about?
383
00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,978
I don't want Tony to go away.
384
00:21:30,772 --> 00:21:32,463
Wait a minute. Whoa.
385
00:21:32,532 --> 00:21:35,949
What makes you think
I'm goin' anywhere?
386
00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:38,883
Because that's what happens
to housekeepers.
387
00:21:38,952 --> 00:21:41,679
You could move away
and get another job,
388
00:21:41,748 --> 00:21:44,303
or your brother might become
president of Brooklyn.
389
00:21:47,236 --> 00:21:52,172
You lost me on the
Brooklyn part. But hey,
I ain't gettin' another job.
390
00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:56,004
Well, what if you change
your mind and go away
like Daddy did?
391
00:22:11,571 --> 00:22:14,609
that best buddies never do
is let each other down.
392
00:22:15,195 --> 00:22:16,921
No, they don't.
393
00:22:16,990 --> 00:22:19,234
Now, look. Look, listen to me.
394
00:22:19,303 --> 00:22:21,409
I don't gotta be
married to your mom
395
00:22:21,478 --> 00:22:24,860
to be here for you
anytime and every time
396
00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:26,966
you need me, okay?
397
00:22:28,001 --> 00:22:29,934
-Okay, Tony.
-That's my boy.
398
00:22:32,143 --> 00:22:33,766
But maybe someday
you and Mom
399
00:22:33,835 --> 00:22:35,940
will change your mind
and have sex anyway?
400
00:22:47,400 --> 00:22:49,885
TONY: Who's the Boss?
will be back in a moment.
Stick around.
401
00:23:02,657 --> 00:23:04,072
You, too?
402
00:23:06,246 --> 00:23:09,146
-I can't believe I ate
the whole thing.
403
00:23:10,803 --> 00:23:14,531
-Tony, we ate more
than the whole thing.
-Mmm.
404
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,843
I think it was
that caviar quiche.
405
00:23:18,017 --> 00:23:20,778
Mmm-mmm.
It was the chocolate mousse.
406
00:23:20,847 --> 00:23:23,816
-And the cherries jubilee
and the whipped cream and...
-Angela, please.
407
00:23:23,885 --> 00:23:26,543
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
408
00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:30,616
Well...
409
00:23:31,237 --> 00:23:32,825
Uh...
410
00:23:32,894 --> 00:23:35,828
Anyway, it was worth it.
411
00:23:35,897 --> 00:23:37,968
Yeah, it was.
412
00:23:40,315 --> 00:23:41,661
Well, boss,
413
00:23:42,421 --> 00:23:44,284
happy Valentine's Day.
414
00:23:45,493 --> 00:23:47,702
-Thank you, Tony.
415
00:23:47,771 --> 00:23:49,289
And by the way,
416
00:23:49,358 --> 00:23:51,809
you do look kinda cute
in that bathrobe.
417
00:23:57,332 --> 00:23:58,437
Ew.
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