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♪ There is more to life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road
and a road that's hidden
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
and at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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♪ The choice is up to you
my friend
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♪ Nights are long
but you might awaken
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♪ To a brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend ♪
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Aw, you're kidding me.
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Oh, no.
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Philly Fingers' wife
just threw him out
of the house.
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Why?
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Ah, he got home late
last night from a party.
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Oh, well,
that doesn't seem fair.
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Well, it was
a New Year's Eve party.
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1984.
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How about Joey?
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Oh, how about Joey?
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Aw, his wife just had a baby.
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-Pee Wee?
-How about Pee Wee?
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He just had his rugs cleaned.
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I didn't even know
he had rugs.
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Did I miss something?
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Yeah, Dad's monthly poker game
is off for Saturday night.
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They've got nowhere to play.
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I have a wonderful idea.
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Oh, so what are we going
to do then, now, come on.
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Hello, hello, Mr. Fingers?
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Yes, yes,
it's Angela Bower.
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How would you
and your friends like to play
at my house Saturday night?
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Poker.
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Oh, well, let's say 8:00-ish,
and don't feel you have
to bring anything.
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Bye, bye.
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Angela,
that's very nice of you,
Angela, it really is,
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but, you know,
these guys, they're a little,
I don't know,
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rough around the edges,
you know.
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-They're disgusting.
-Thank you.
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Come on, Tony,
I'm really looking forward
to meeting your friends.
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Oh, you know...
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All right, hey, look,
I guess we could play poker
in Connecticut, huh?
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I better tell Pee-Wee
to dress.
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Oh, no, Tony,
let's keep it informal.
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No, Pee-Wee likes to play
in his underwear.
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A shirt would be nice.
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You haven't seen his shirts.
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Neither has the laundry.
Get out.
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Oh, a letter from my very best
friend from graduate school.
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I haven't seen her in years.
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She coming for a visit,
Angela?
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Yes, she'll be here for dinner
Saturday night.
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That's my poker night.
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Oh, what are you gonna do?
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What am I gonna do?
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Yeah, well,
they're your friends.
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Angela, you invited them.
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Oh, I know,
and I would love to meet them
but just not with Emily.
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She's so reserved
and conservative.
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She's not at all
the free spirit that I am.
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Oh, yeah, you and Madonna.
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I guess I'll just have
to call off my game.
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You think your friends
will understand?
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What friends?
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-Oh, Tony, I feel terrible.
-It's okay.
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No, let me see, let me see
if I can switch it.
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Oh, I know, I'll have her
over for Sunday brunch.
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Oh, that's a good idea.
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You know, Emily, she sounds
more like a brunch person,
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whereas my guys,
they're like, you know,
Saturday night animals.
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Hey, your homeowner's
policy paid up?
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They're here.
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Hey, Joey.
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What do you say, buddy?
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Hey, what's happening?
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Hey, Tone.
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-Aloha.
-Absolutely.
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-Hey, hey, how's your rugs?
-Wet.
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-How's your baby?
-Wet.
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-Hey, how's your wife?
-Don't ask.
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Where's Eddie?
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Well, we didn't want to come
empty-handed,
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so we picked up
a couple of beers.
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Hey, Tony.
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Eddie, isn't that heavy?
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No, it's light beer.
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Hey, you got a match?
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-Yeah, your face and my...
-Angela.
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Hi, guys.
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Oh, you must be Pee-Wee.
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What makes you say that?
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Hey, and this is Joey Rossini.
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Oh, yes, of course,
hello again.
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This is Mr. Philly Fingers.
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Mr. Fingers.
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That's right,
and this is Eddie Carpucci,
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-World Class Exterminator.
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Exterminator?
You do mean bugs?
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Guys, guys, this is my boss,
Angela Bower.
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Tough job, Tony.
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Got any openings for me?
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Uh, no, but next time
I'm planning a luau,
I'll keep you in mind.
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Oh!
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My shirt.
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Oh, this is wonderful.
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I'm so delighted
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that we could all
be together tonight
and hang out.
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Come on, guys.
Sit down here.
Hey, you're looking good.
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Hey, Pee-Wee, did you grow?
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Ah.
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I see all the guests
have arrived.
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I thought I smelled men.
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Put your hand down.
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-Oh, Mona, you look terrific.
-Oh, Mother.
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You are just going
to be the belle
of the Policeman's Ball.
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You like it?
It was on sale at Bergdorf's.
It was a steal.
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Oh, next time, talk to me.
I mean, I could steal it
for you wholesale.
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Thank you. Sure thing.
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Hey, you got a back door?
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Relax, it's just my date.
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BOB:
Mona Robinson,
this is Officer Bob.
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I know you're in there.
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Aw, he's so impatient.
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Hey, who wants a beer?
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I'll have one. Hey, Pee-Wee.
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Gather around, sports fans.
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All right, guys, come on,
everybody, let's sit down
and play some poker, huh?
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Angela, what are you doing?
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Playing poker.
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You can't play poker.
You don't know
how to play poker.
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Surprise, surprise.
I've been studying
for two days.
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-You got cash?
-This enough?
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Let her play.
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Angela, Angela,
this is for real.
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These guys win your money,
they don't give it back.
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Well, then,
I'll just have to win,
won't I?
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One for you,
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one for you, one for you,
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one for you, one for you
and one for me.
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-Another one...
-Would you just deal
the cards?
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It's, uh,
all right with you guys
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if I look at my list of
what beats what, yes?
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You can look at whatever
you want.
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Oh, thanks.
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-Thank you.
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Okay, I'll, uh, I'll open
for a Washington, here.
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I'll see that.
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-I'm in.
-Me, too.
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Uh, I see that
and let's go up one more.
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-Uh, that's two dollars?
-Yeah.
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Oh, why not. And, uh...
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Another one for good luck.
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All right, all right,
all right, all right,
it's your money.
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-I mean, uh...
-Excuse me.
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Uh, I don't have this
on my list.
What beats a royal flush?
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-Oh, no.
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Well, then, I'll just have
to get one of those.
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-Hey, hey, oh...
-She bluffed us.
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Not bad, Angela, not bad.
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For a beginner.
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Thank you, Tony.
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Welcome to Connecticut, boys.
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ANGELA: Oh, oh.
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-Hey, Pee-Wee,
stop hogging the beef jerky.
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Thanks.
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Hey, Pee-Wee,
what is with you?
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-Hey, you do stuff like that
at home?
-Yeah.
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Loosen up, Tony.
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Since he's moved
to Connecticut he's gotten
so uptight.
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Are we gonna jaw all night
or we gonna play poker?
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I think I'm going to take
your money and I'm going
to get a little shut-eye.
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Really, I have a very
important brunch tomorrow.
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Oh, yeah,
I know how that can be.
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Good night, you guys.
Thanks a lot.
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Goodnight, Angela,
you're terrific.
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Thanks.
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Hey, uh, excuse me
a second, guys.
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-Angela.
-Yo.
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-TONY: Yo.
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Um, you want me to throw
these guys out?
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You know, these games
can go kind of late.
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No, no.
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I'm a sound sleeper.
You guys enjoy yourselves.
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-Thanks, Angela.
-Yeah.
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-Hey, Angela
-Yeah?
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You were really
terrific tonight.
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Yeah, I was, wasn't I?
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They're a great bunch of guys.
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You like them?
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Yeah, I do.
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I think they liked me, too.
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Oh, are you kidding me?
They loved you.
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I mean, what's not to love?
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I mean...
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-Hey, Tony.
-Yeah?
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Are you in or what?
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I'm in, I'm in.
I'll be right there.
Get in there.
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I think I'm gonna go.
I'm gonna go play cards.
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-Okay.
-Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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Oh, all right guys,
let's play cards,
I'm feeling hot.
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-I noticed.
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Oh, oh.
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Oh, you look wonderful.
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Everything's gonna be
just perfect for Emily.
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-Hi, Ange.
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-You in?
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I'm glad I didn't do this.
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-What are you doing
up so early?
-Early?
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Early. Emily will be here
any minute.
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You're kidding me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I lost all track of time here.
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Dad, didn't you even notice
the sunrise?
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No. Was it nice?
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Listen, don't worry about it,
Angela.
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The game's over
and the guys are out of here.
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-Go out, out, you out,
come on.
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Wait, where's my quiche?
Where's my
cucumber sandwiches?
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-Well, I don't know.
-I don't know.
221
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I kinda got the munchies.
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Come on, guys, let's go,
let's go, let's go.
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Angela,
thanks for the hospitality.
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Hey, Eddie, you coming?
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00:11:37,248 --> 00:11:39,768
No, I'm going to stick around
and help Tony clean up.
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You got a hose?
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I got it, I got it, I got it.
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Angela, Angela, Angela, look.
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Look, me and Eddie'll have
this place cleaned up spotless
before she even shows up.
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Eddie cannot stay here.
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Why not? Eddie's my friend.
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I know that,
and he's a very lovely man.
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And the next time we have
a termite problem,
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he's got the job, I promise.
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But he and Emily come from
two very different worlds.
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And I don't think it's a good
idea if those worlds collide.
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Well, thank you, Carl Sagan.
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Oh, come on, Angela.
He won't embarrass you
and anyway,
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he'll be long gone before
she shows up, okay.
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Or I could be wrong.
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It's her. It's her.
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-Emily.
-Angela.
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-Oh, hi, come in.
-Thank you.
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Oh, this place is perfect.
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It's so quaint, so charming.
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Oh, it's wonderful.
247
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:43,728
Whoa. Who's the fox with
the great maracas?
248
00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:54,670
Emily, this is my housekeeper,
Tony Micelli.
249
00:12:54,739 --> 00:12:56,120
Hi, Emily,
so nice to meet you.
250
00:12:56,189 --> 00:12:57,880
And this is my good friend,
Eddie Carpucci.
251
00:12:57,949 --> 00:12:59,640
Who will be leaving shortly.
252
00:12:59,709 --> 00:13:01,850
Nice to meet you.
253
00:13:01,919 --> 00:13:03,955
That's quite a grip
you have there.
254
00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,957
Oh, that's from pumping
spray cans.
255
00:13:06,026 --> 00:13:08,063
I'm an exterminator,
licensed.
256
00:13:11,031 --> 00:13:13,378
Well, uh, Eddie,
you don't wanna hurt the girl.
257
00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,415
Eddie.
258
00:13:15,484 --> 00:13:17,141
Let her go, Eddie, let her go.
259
00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:23,319
So, uh, Emily, uh,
what do you do to earn a buck?
260
00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:27,323
Well, I perform studies on
organizational productivity
at Stanford.
261
00:13:27,392 --> 00:13:30,223
Oh, I love a woman
with big brains.
262
00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,469
Well, isn't that nice.
263
00:13:35,538 --> 00:13:37,817
-Do something.
-Eddie, heel.
264
00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,682
Tony, could I see you
in the kitchen a minute,
please?
265
00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:42,960
Yeah, yeah, sure.
266
00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:45,755
Hey, would you excuse us?
Talk among yourselves.
267
00:13:49,035 --> 00:13:51,520
I told you. I told you.
I told you.
268
00:13:51,589 --> 00:13:53,591
I know, I know, I know.
You were right.
269
00:13:53,660 --> 00:13:55,696
Emily's really uptight. Ugh.
270
00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:57,871
Emily?
I'm talking about Eddie.
271
00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,494
You know, your friend
who evaluates
people's maracas?
272
00:14:02,703 --> 00:14:04,257
To some people,
that's a compliment.
273
00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:05,983
You leave my mother
out of this.
274
00:14:08,537 --> 00:14:10,194
Your friend is ruining
my brunch.
275
00:14:10,263 --> 00:14:12,955
All right, all right,
all right,
I'll take him to the station.
276
00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,958
It's obvious that oil and
vinegar just don't mix.
277
00:14:21,688 --> 00:14:23,828
Oh, my God.
What are they doing?
278
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,433
I'm glad.
279
00:14:42,502 --> 00:14:46,955
I am thrilled
that you find this so amusing.
280
00:14:47,024 --> 00:14:50,441
Uh, Tony, I think it's time
we got back to our guests.
281
00:14:50,510 --> 00:14:52,236
Good idea, Angela.
282
00:14:56,378 --> 00:15:00,347
Emily, you never will guess
who I saw the other day.
283
00:15:01,486 --> 00:15:04,524
Well, I won't keep you
in suspense.
284
00:15:05,835 --> 00:15:07,976
It was Sarah Connors and
she looks horrible.
285
00:15:12,152 --> 00:15:13,498
What was that, Angela?
286
00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,260
Uh, hey, Eddie,
what do you say,
287
00:15:16,329 --> 00:15:18,365
you don't wanna do anything
you might regret
like miss that train.
288
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:19,815
Let's hit the road, pal.
289
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:21,334
Please don't leave
on my account.
290
00:15:21,403 --> 00:15:22,645
Well, you know, he's gotta...
291
00:15:27,685 --> 00:15:31,551
Angela, do you have
any hand cream?
My skin is so dry.
292
00:15:31,620 --> 00:15:33,173
Uh, in my purse.
293
00:15:33,242 --> 00:15:35,486
Oh, the kind
with extra emollients
294
00:15:35,555 --> 00:15:37,557
and deep penetrating
moisturizers?
295
00:15:44,184 --> 00:15:45,668
I don't think so.
296
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,706
Oh, it's the only kind I use.
297
00:15:48,775 --> 00:15:50,811
Gee, is there a drug store
around here?
298
00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,055
Sure there is.
I'll give you a lift.
299
00:15:53,124 --> 00:15:55,782
Tony, can I borrow your van?
300
00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:59,303
Well, wait, hey, Eddie,
wait a second,
hey, hey, hey, hey.
301
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,515
Her skin has always
been very dry.
302
00:16:08,726 --> 00:16:10,797
♪ Oh, what love got to do
303
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,488
♪ Got to do with it
304
00:16:12,557 --> 00:16:14,283
♪ What's love
305
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:17,183
♪ But a second-hand emotion
306
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,289
Good morning, all.
307
00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:22,567
Good morning, Mona.
You're looking very chipper.
308
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:25,156
-How was the Policeman's Ball?
-Oh, it was wonderful.
309
00:16:25,225 --> 00:16:28,194
I could've danced all night.
310
00:16:28,263 --> 00:16:29,712
But I didn't.
311
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:33,509
Where's Emily?
312
00:16:33,578 --> 00:16:36,098
Uh, Eddie took her
to the drug store in my van.
313
00:16:36,167 --> 00:16:39,274
Oh, they must be back by now.
Your van's parked out front.
314
00:16:48,973 --> 00:16:50,561
Thanks, Moe and Larry.
315
00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:56,498
I don't see them.
316
00:16:56,567 --> 00:16:58,707
That's because the windows
are all steamed up.
317
00:17:00,157 --> 00:17:01,537
What are they doing?
318
00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:06,577
Angela, we had that talk
before you married Michael.
319
00:17:07,647 --> 00:17:09,269
I knew you weren't listening.
320
00:17:11,237 --> 00:17:12,893
Oh, here they come,
here they come.
321
00:17:17,726 --> 00:17:19,279
Sorry, we took so long.
322
00:17:21,868 --> 00:17:23,042
What can I say?
323
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:25,872
Eddie, Eddie.
324
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:28,254
Can I talk to you
in the kitchen, please?
I think we got bugs.
325
00:17:28,323 --> 00:17:29,531
Yeah, sure.
326
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,154
If they know how to crawl,
I know how to kill them.
327
00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:39,782
Would you believe,
we had to drive to New Haven
to find the hand cream?
328
00:17:39,851 --> 00:17:40,887
No.
329
00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:42,820
Hartford?
330
00:17:44,822 --> 00:17:45,961
What do you think
you're doing?
331
00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:48,791
I'm looking for bugs.
You said you had bugs.
332
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,310
I'll give you bugs, Eddie.
333
00:17:50,379 --> 00:17:53,382
I can't believe
you and Angela's best friend,
you know.
334
00:17:53,451 --> 00:17:55,384
I know. I know.
335
00:17:57,697 --> 00:18:00,320
I couldn't help myself,
Angela.
336
00:18:00,389 --> 00:18:02,460
Look, when he started
to nibble on my...
337
00:18:02,529 --> 00:18:03,668
Please.
338
00:18:05,153 --> 00:18:06,947
Spare me the details.
339
00:18:07,016 --> 00:18:08,984
Eddie's so refreshing.
340
00:18:09,053 --> 00:18:12,953
He's rough around the edges,
strong but sweet.
341
00:18:13,022 --> 00:18:14,955
Uncomplicated.
Do you know what I mean?
342
00:18:16,474 --> 00:18:17,924
Nibbled on your what?
343
00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:20,892
You're not making this up,
are you, Eddie?
344
00:18:20,961 --> 00:18:22,342
No.
345
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,068
Gee, I mean, hey,
she don't seem the type,
you know.
346
00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,690
It's true, Tony.
347
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:28,348
You wouldn't believe
what they teach them
in graduate school.
348
00:18:35,217 --> 00:18:37,150
Of course not.
349
00:18:37,219 --> 00:18:38,427
Tony and I don't...
350
00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:42,155
Have a relationship like that.
351
00:19:43,699 --> 00:19:46,771
I guess, opposites do attract.
352
00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:50,672
That's what they say.
353
00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:54,227
Who would have thought,
I mean, Emily is so...
354
00:19:54,745 --> 00:19:55,953
Classy.
355
00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:58,921
And Eddie's so...
356
00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,683
Physical.
357
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:07,378
Hey pal, uh, it's about time
to catch that train.
358
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:08,931
Wanna give me a lift
to the station?
359
00:20:09,622 --> 00:20:11,071
You're leaving now?
360
00:20:11,140 --> 00:20:13,142
Yeah, I gotta get back.
361
00:20:20,288 --> 00:20:22,738
It was really nice
meeting you, Emily.
362
00:20:22,807 --> 00:20:24,982
You give me a call next time
you're in town
363
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:26,880
or if you ever have
any bug questions.
364
00:20:28,641 --> 00:20:30,677
Oh, well, thank you, Eddie.
365
00:20:30,746 --> 00:20:33,473
And listen,
you do the same if you, uh,
366
00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:35,268
ever do any work at Stanford.
367
00:20:35,958 --> 00:20:38,064
Right.
368
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,239
Thanks for the hospitality,
Angela.
369
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,689
You too, Emily.
370
00:20:49,006 --> 00:20:50,594
I don't get it.
371
00:20:50,663 --> 00:20:52,492
Why the quick getaway?
I mean, aren't you
gonna see her again?
372
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:54,114
What's the point, Tony?
373
00:20:54,183 --> 00:20:55,771
What am I gonna do,
take her
to Marty's Melody Room
374
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:56,979
and teach her how
to shoot pool?
375
00:20:57,048 --> 00:20:58,326
She might like pool.
376
00:20:58,395 --> 00:20:59,534
Okay, and then what?
377
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:02,019
Is she gonna marry me
and live in Brooklyn?
378
00:21:02,882 --> 00:21:04,193
It ain't natural, Tony.
379
00:21:09,578 --> 00:21:11,166
Emily, that's it?
380
00:21:11,235 --> 00:21:12,719
You're not going
to see him again?
381
00:21:12,788 --> 00:21:13,962
Well, no, Angela.
382
00:21:14,031 --> 00:21:16,447
Not unless he shows up
at the next faculty tea.
383
00:21:17,621 --> 00:21:18,932
You didn't even try.
384
00:21:19,001 --> 00:21:21,452
Oh, well, it might be fun
for a while.
385
00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:24,006
It might be a lot of fun.
386
00:21:24,075 --> 00:21:28,045
But, eventually,
a man like this
387
00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:29,840
would suffocate in my world.
388
00:21:34,120 --> 00:21:36,985
I'm famished.
389
00:21:37,054 --> 00:21:38,297
What do you have
to eat around here?
390
00:21:38,366 --> 00:21:40,299
Nothing.
391
00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:42,197
Oh, why don't we go
to the Country Club
for brunch?
392
00:21:42,266 --> 00:21:44,268
Okay, uh, give me a moment
to freshen up.
393
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,856
-Yeah,
right around the corner.
-Okay.
394
00:21:53,035 --> 00:21:54,830
I forgot my keys.
395
00:21:56,591 --> 00:21:57,833
How's Emily?
396
00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,801
Hungry. How's Eddie?
397
00:21:59,870 --> 00:22:02,182
Can't seem
to get back to Brooklyn
fast enough.
398
00:22:02,251 --> 00:22:03,632
I'm gonna drive him.
399
00:22:03,701 --> 00:22:05,772
Well, I'll be at the club.
400
00:22:05,841 --> 00:22:08,188
Yeah, well, I figure while
I'm in Brooklyn,
I'm gonna shoot some pool.
401
00:22:08,257 --> 00:22:09,293
Okay.
402
00:22:10,018 --> 00:22:11,433
-Hey, Angela?
-Yeah?
403
00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:14,194
You don't shoot pool, do you?
404
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:16,887
No.
405
00:22:16,956 --> 00:22:18,337
I didn't think so.
406
00:22:24,032 --> 00:22:25,516
What the hell.
407
00:22:45,881 --> 00:22:48,367
TONY: Who's the Boss?
will be back in a moment.
Stick around.
408
00:22:52,163 --> 00:22:53,648
All right.
409
00:22:53,717 --> 00:22:56,133
I see you and raise you
410
00:22:56,789 --> 00:22:58,756
six cents. Ha!
411
00:22:58,825 --> 00:22:59,999
Ooh, six cents.
412
00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,935
Jonathan,
can I borrow a nickel?
413
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:09,733
Okay, Grandma,
but you're already
four bucks in the hole.
414
00:23:09,802 --> 00:23:11,182
Who asked you?
415
00:23:12,770 --> 00:23:14,393
I think I wanna raise it.
416
00:23:16,671 --> 00:23:21,123
Sweetheart,
do you want to do that?
That's your whole piggy bank.
417
00:23:21,192 --> 00:23:23,091
Isn't four aces pretty good?
418
00:23:23,747 --> 00:23:25,058
-I fold.
-I fold.
419
00:23:25,127 --> 00:23:26,405
I fold.
420
00:23:27,854 --> 00:23:28,959
Hold it.
421
00:23:33,446 --> 00:23:35,586
No way, pal.
I fell for this
with your mother.
422
00:23:35,655 --> 00:23:38,624
I wanna see it.
Here we are. I call.
423
00:23:38,693 --> 00:23:40,315
Read them and weep, baby.
424
00:23:40,384 --> 00:23:42,110
A full house.
425
00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:44,112
Right.
426
00:23:51,982 --> 00:23:53,155
Four aces.
427
00:23:54,743 --> 00:23:56,780
I told you.
428
00:23:56,849 --> 00:24:00,162
-All right. Credit cards.
-Oh, wait a minute.
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