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♪ There is more to life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road
and a road that's hidden
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
and at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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♪ The choice is up to you
my friend
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♪ Nights are long
but you might awaken
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♪ To a brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend ♪
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Si, si, bene.
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Bene. Si, bene.
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Si, bene.
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Si, bene.
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Come sta? Scusi?
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Can you speak Italian, Sam?
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Well, I know a few words
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but I'm not allowed
to say any of them.
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Si, si, bene.
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Who's Benny?
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Ana?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, oh, Capisc'.
Capisc'.
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Quando... Come si chiama?
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Arriva?
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He's sending
my cousin to America.
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Really?
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Either that
or I just bought a Ferrari.
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-Dad, which cousin?
-What? Ana.
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Oh, she's coining here
for a wedding.
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Either that or she died
and they're sending her body
to be buried in Brooklyn.
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Well, you're
just a font of information.
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A font? What's a font?
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Well, hey, my vocabulary's
a little weak,
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but my pronunciation...
Forget about it.
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-When is she coming?
-That I do know.
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Sometime between
now and the
Festival of the Saints.
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When's that?
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Hey, what do I look like here?
A font of information?
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Font, you like that?
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Whoa! Good sandwich.
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See ya later, Dad.
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Now, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
ho, ho, ho, hey.
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Where do you think
you're going, young lady?
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I was just going
to go over to...
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Oh, you were
probably talking to Samantha.
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-Well?
-Everyone's meeting
at the mall.
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Everyone? I'm not meeting
at the mall.
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Angela, are you
meeting at the mall?
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Well, actually,
I'm meeting Wendy there.
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Sam, do you want a ride?
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-See, Dad?
-What about lunch?
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Oh, I'll pick up
something there.
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Oh, that was
probably another one
for Samantha.
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Samantha, I know
all the major food groups,
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and chocolate chip cookies
isn't one of them.
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Now, there's
a chicken sandwich waiting
for you in the kitchen.
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Dad, I was not going
to have cookies.
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I'll have a corn dog.
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Or a chicken sandwich.
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-Hey, hey, hey, hey.
-Well, we are off
to the mall to see a movie.
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Yeah, what are
you going to see?
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Can we see that
new science fiction movie?
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Lust in Space?
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No, I think there's
too much sex in that.
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I wonder how that works
when you're weightless.
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Mother.
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Well, what do you want?
It's either sex or violence.
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Oh, Mother, why don't
you just go see Bambi?
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Okay, that's a nice G-rated,
wholesome, family film.
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What do you think?
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Yeah.
I love when the hunter
wastes Bambi's mother.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, we're off.
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Goodbye.
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Ready, Angela?
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Samantha, you're supposed
to eat the sandwich,
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not store it up
for the winter.
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Excuse me.
I'm looking for Tony Micelli.
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Come on in.
That's my dad over there.
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And I thought I was going
to understand you Americans.
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Ana? Cousin Ana?
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-You are Tony?
-Yeah!
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Oh, put this down.
Come in. Come in.
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Look at you.
Oh, my goodness.
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I've got a snapshot of her,
she's this big.
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Unbelievable.
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Buongiorno. Come stai?
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-I speak English.
-Oh, that's right.
I just heard you.
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And you speak it beautifully.
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Thank you.
I studied very hard
to come to America.
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Well, welcome
to our fair shores.
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Ana, I want you to meet
Angela Bower, my boss.
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Miss Liberty.
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Hello. How do you do?
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And this is my daughter,
Samantha.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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I guess you're here
for a wedding,
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because you sure
don't look dead.
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Thank you.
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-So, who's getting married?
-Me.
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Oh, isn't that wonderful?
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Didn't my father
explain on the phone?
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Oh, well, he probably did,
but my Italian's
a little rusty.
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"A little rusty"?
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It stinks.
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My father has sent
a letter which will
explain everything.
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Oh, I got a letter here.
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It's in Italian.
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Well, you could help me
translate a couple
of these words, right?
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How about these right here.
What's this?
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"Dear Tony."
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Okay, well, look,
why don't you sit down here
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and translate this for me,
okay?
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My pronunciation.
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"I am sending you
my youngest daughter..."
That's me.
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"...to watch over
and take care of
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"until her marriage takes
place in two weeks.
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"I have entrusted you
with a treasure."
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-I guess that's me again.
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"Keep it safely.
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"Your uncle, Aldo."
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That's Papa.
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"P.S.: Thank you for inviting
her to stay in your home."
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Oh, did I say that?
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It's amazing.
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I must know
a little bit more Italian
than I thought.
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Is it okay, Angela?
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Well...
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Mi casa es su casa.
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So, are you excited
about your wedding?
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Yes, I am. I cannot wait
to meet my fiance.
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Meet him?
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You've never met him?
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No, but Carlo's family
comes from our village.
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After we are married,
Carlo will import
the olive oil my father makes.
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It will mean a lot of money
for my family.
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Well...
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Isn't that romantic.
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Angela...
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No, it's lovely, really.
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She'll never be
out of salad dressing.
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Come on, Ana.
You can share my room.
This'll be so awesome.
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Awesome?
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Yeah, it'll be radical.
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You know, gnarly.
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We'll go to the mall,
and scarf down junk food.
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And you'll teach me
to speak teenage?
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For sure.
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Come on, go ahead.
I got your bag. Don't worry.
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Yes, you just make
yourself comfortable.
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It's so good to have you here.
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Tony...
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An arranged marriage is right
out of the Middle Ages.
It's cruel.
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It's barbaric. It's...
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It's the way
my parents got married.
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Oh.
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Now, look,
I know you don't do things
like this in Connecticut,
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but in the old country,
it's a way of life.
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It's custom.
It's tradition.
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If you start singing from
Fiddler on the Roof,
I'm leaving.
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Angela, now seriously,
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hey, my uncle has
given me a sacred trust
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and it's my duty to see
that it gets carried out.
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He wants everything
done here just like
it's done in Italy.
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-It's so unenlightened...
-Hey.
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But I guess you're just doing
this for your uncle
out of love and respect.
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It's called a food processor.
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Not the machine. Tony.
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Oh, well, I am
a pretty amazing machine
myself.
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The men in my village
don't work in the kitchen.
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Well, uh,
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there are a lot of things
that are done
differently here.
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-Weddings for instance are...
-Not nearly as much fun.
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Nobody passes out
in their ravioli.
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Really?
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This is it.
That's Carlo.
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How do I look?
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Now, Angela,
would you please
leave this to me?
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Well, what could I say?
I'm just a woman.
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Thank you.
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You look beautiful.
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Hello.
You must be Carlo Garabaldi.
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I've been looking forward
to meeting you.
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-Are you Ana?
-No, no, no.
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No, no, she's Angela Bower
and I'm Tony Micelli
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and this...
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This is Ana.
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Oh, good.
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So, come on in.
Come on in.
Let me have your coat.
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Come in, sit, we'll talk.
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I am very happy
to make your acquaintance.
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I am very happy to make yours.
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Ooh, and you said
it wouldn't work out.
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Okay, look, we'll have
a little antipasto, huh.
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Excuse me, excuse me,
a little further, that's good.
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Okay. Sit, sit.
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Would you pour
the wine, Ana?
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So, Carlo,
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Ana tells me you're
in the import-export business.
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Yes, it's a family business.
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Grazie, grazie.
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I also own
a small apartment building
and a house in New Jersey.
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Three bedrooms.
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Great place
to start a family, huh?
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Tony, Ana may not want
to start a family right away.
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Why?
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Is there something
wrong with her?
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No, no, there's
nothing wrong with her.
Is there, Ana?
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Oh, I am very healthy.
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I can have lots of babies.
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So can rabbits.
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She doesn't understand how
these things take place.
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Well, there's
one thing I understand.
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These two people
probably want to be alone.
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-Absolutely not.
-No, no, no.
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You can't
leave these people alone.
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Why not?
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They're engaged.
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Sam, you think you'll
ever get married?
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Yeah, probably.
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I want a husband
just like my dad.
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What about you?
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Yeah. I want a wife
just like your dad too.
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Hey, we're home.
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Well, hey, hey, hey.
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And how was the date?
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It was grand.
It really was grand.
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I mean, Carlo took us
to a really fine restaurant.
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Then we went out
for some cappuccinos
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and then we did
a little dancing.
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How nice.
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Did he kiss you
good night, too?
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Not on the first date, Angela!
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He's saving himself, dear.
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Come on, Ana, you tell us.
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Did you like Carlo?
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He is very nice.
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But I'm afraid he doesn't
like me very much.
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What? Why?
Why do you say that?
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He didn't talk
to me all night.
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Get out... Hey, hey.
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Come on.
I saw him lean over
and whisper in your ear.
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Yeah, he said,
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"If you're not going
to finish your meatballs,
I will."
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Oh, yeah, well, you should've
seen the look in his eyes
when he said that.
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Tony, I'm just a simple girl
from a small village.
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When I look at American women
like Mona and Angela
and Samantha,
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I feel very plain.
251
00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:49,709
Did you hear that, Dad?
She called me a woman.
252
00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:53,091
Well, she's Italian,
she exaggerates.
253
00:11:54,299 --> 00:11:58,372
Ana, you're very lovely
just the way you are.
254
00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:04,068
But if you wanted to be
a little bit more American,
that would be very easy to do.
255
00:12:04,137 --> 00:12:06,587
-Really?
-No, no, no, not really.
256
00:12:06,656 --> 00:12:08,106
Sure.
257
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:11,006
All you need
to be more American
is a little make-up,
258
00:12:11,075 --> 00:12:15,251
some different clothes
and a charge card
at Bloomingdale's.
259
00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:18,116
Ladies, ladies,
I'm not so sure
this is such a good idea.
260
00:12:18,185 --> 00:12:19,566
Come on, Tony.
261
00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:21,257
If she's going to live
in America
262
00:12:21,326 --> 00:12:23,673
what's wrong with having
her look a little bit
more like an American?
263
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,228
Tony, Tony,
I want so much
for Carlo to like me.
264
00:12:26,297 --> 00:12:27,919
My father is counting
on this marriage.
265
00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:29,990
My seven sisters are
counting on this marriage.
266
00:12:30,059 --> 00:12:32,096
The whole village
is counting on this marriage.
267
00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,442
Tony, please.
268
00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:35,720
ALL: Please. Please.
Please. Please.
Please. Please.
269
00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,412
Oh, all right, all right.
270
00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:40,863
Boy, I'll tell you, this being
a nanny is no bed of roses.
271
00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:42,382
Thank you.
272
00:12:42,451 --> 00:12:43,659
Well, maybe it ain't so bad.
273
00:12:49,665 --> 00:12:51,425
Carlo, hey,
how are you, my friend?
274
00:12:51,494 --> 00:12:54,049
Nice to see you.
Ana's almost ready.
I hope.
275
00:12:54,118 --> 00:12:56,051
-Well, you know women.
276
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,190
Who told you that?
277
00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:01,884
No, I didn't mean it that way.
278
00:13:01,953 --> 00:13:04,093
Here. Sit down.
Have a glass of wine.
279
00:13:04,162 --> 00:13:05,646
Let me tell you something,
Carlo.
280
00:13:05,715 --> 00:13:07,752
You are one lucky guy.
281
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:09,098
I mean, this Ana.
282
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:11,445
I mean, she's the perfect girl
to bring home to Mama.
283
00:13:11,514 --> 00:13:13,413
I know.
284
00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,863
They broke the mold
when they made her.
285
00:13:14,932 --> 00:13:16,657
Yeah, Ana's terrific.
286
00:13:16,726 --> 00:13:17,969
Not Ana. Mom.
287
00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:22,008
But Ana's
the next best thing.
288
00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:25,321
A nice old-fashioned,
Italian girl.
289
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,599
Hey, here's
to old-fashioned girls.
290
00:13:27,668 --> 00:13:28,877
Salute!
291
00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:34,158
Carlo...
292
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,230
Ciao, baby.
293
00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:39,128
Don't I look totally awesome?
294
00:13:42,028 --> 00:13:43,339
Isn't she a beauty?
295
00:13:43,408 --> 00:13:45,031
She's very American.
296
00:13:45,100 --> 00:13:46,515
What did you do with Ana?
297
00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:49,069
No, no, no. This is...
298
00:13:49,863 --> 00:13:50,864
This is Ana.
299
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,038
This is Ana.
300
00:13:52,107 --> 00:13:53,660
She looks great, doesn't she?
301
00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,420
No.
302
00:13:55,489 --> 00:13:57,698
This is not the Ana
I agreed to marry.
303
00:13:57,767 --> 00:14:00,184
Ah, now, wait a minute, Carlo.
Wait a minute.
304
00:14:00,253 --> 00:14:04,050
If I wanted an American,
I would've married
Linda Evans.
305
00:14:04,119 --> 00:14:06,155
As far as I'm concerned,
this wedding's off.
306
00:14:06,224 --> 00:14:07,674
Aw, now wait a minute.
307
00:14:19,203 --> 00:14:20,549
Uh...
308
00:14:20,618 --> 00:14:22,620
Jonathan, let's go upstairs.
309
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,794
But I want to hear.
310
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,555
Don't worry, we will.
311
00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:34,011
You.
312
00:14:35,702 --> 00:14:37,186
-Me?
-You.
313
00:14:37,255 --> 00:14:40,120
You couldn't wait to get
your hands on Ana.
314
00:14:40,189 --> 00:14:42,053
Oh, it's just that Ana...
315
00:14:42,122 --> 00:14:43,503
Samantha...
316
00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:44,711
Mother...
317
00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,887
-Well...
-No, no, no, it wasn't them.
318
00:14:47,956 --> 00:14:49,543
It was you.
319
00:14:51,097 --> 00:14:53,237
You were the ringleader.
320
00:14:53,306 --> 00:14:56,102
But when my uncle gets here
and there's no wedding,
321
00:14:56,171 --> 00:14:58,035
who do you think
he's going to blame?
322
00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,037
Me?
323
00:15:00,106 --> 00:15:01,555
No, me.
324
00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:04,006
Thanks to you.
325
00:15:05,352 --> 00:15:07,699
Don't you think
he'll understand?
326
00:15:07,768 --> 00:15:09,529
-Understand?
-Yeah.
327
00:15:09,598 --> 00:15:11,082
My uncle? Understand?
328
00:15:12,981 --> 00:15:15,086
Do you think he'll be peeved?
329
00:15:17,054 --> 00:15:18,158
"Peeved"?
330
00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:23,060
My uncle don't get peeved,
my uncle gets mad.
331
00:15:23,129 --> 00:15:24,302
My uncle explodes.
332
00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:25,925
My uncle's Mount Vesuvius.
333
00:15:28,168 --> 00:15:30,067
It's the last days of Pompeii.
334
00:15:31,827 --> 00:15:34,071
Forget about it.
We're swimming in lava.
335
00:15:35,486 --> 00:15:38,040
And, and...
Now look what you did.
336
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,663
-Oh, there, Ana,
Ana, don't worry.
337
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,356
Everything's going to be okay.
338
00:15:43,425 --> 00:15:45,668
My father will
never understand.
339
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:48,775
I'll go back
to Italy disgraced.
340
00:15:48,844 --> 00:15:51,364
All the villagers
will hate me.
341
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:54,539
All the olive oil will
rot on the shelves.
342
00:15:54,608 --> 00:15:57,197
Well, it beats
swimming in lava.
343
00:15:58,302 --> 00:16:00,821
Tony, I'm sorry.
You're right.
344
00:16:00,890 --> 00:16:02,409
I never should
have gotten involved.
345
00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,066
It was none of my business.
346
00:16:04,135 --> 00:16:05,688
-What's our next move?
347
00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:15,284
Carlo, I knew you
would understand.
348
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:18,598
I mean, let me tell you.
Ana did all those things
just to make you happy.
349
00:16:18,667 --> 00:16:20,358
Ana wants what you want.
350
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:25,812
I want a good old-fashioned
Italian woman.
351
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,710
-They know how
to take care of a man.
352
00:16:28,849 --> 00:16:31,852
The women here,
they want it all.
353
00:16:32,577 --> 00:16:34,372
Education...
354
00:16:34,441 --> 00:16:37,099
Career, fulfillment.
355
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,999
Oh, right, right.
356
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:43,209
They ain't got time
for what really matters.
357
00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:45,487
Us?
358
00:16:45,556 --> 00:16:46,626
Right.
359
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,458
I want a wife
like in the old country.
360
00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,289
Who knows her place.
361
00:16:56,429 --> 00:16:58,465
-In the kitchen?
-Right.
362
00:16:59,328 --> 00:17:01,606
-Barefoot?
-Yeah.
363
00:17:01,675 --> 00:17:04,230
-Pregnant?
-Now you got it, paisan.
364
00:17:05,921 --> 00:17:08,234
Well, I guess that about
covers it.
365
00:17:08,303 --> 00:17:10,063
Why don't you take a walk,
huh, Carlo?
366
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:12,514
I beg your pardon?
367
00:17:12,583 --> 00:17:14,412
Hit the road, paisan.
368
00:17:14,481 --> 00:17:16,690
The wedding's off.
You ain't fit for Ana
or anybody else,
369
00:17:16,759 --> 00:17:19,383
and let me tell you something,
you can forget
about Linda Evans.
370
00:17:20,694 --> 00:17:22,144
You can't call
the wedding off.
371
00:17:22,213 --> 00:17:23,835
I got a contract
with her father.
372
00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,010
Oh, yeah.
Well, let me tell you
something about contracts.
373
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,461
They were made
to be broken
and so is your face.
374
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:34,087
Well, like you said,
I'm out of here.
375
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:37,470
Carlo?
376
00:17:38,988 --> 00:17:40,059
Ciao, baby.
377
00:17:42,026 --> 00:17:43,269
"Ciao, baby."
378
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:46,168
He didn't want me, did he?
379
00:17:46,237 --> 00:17:48,308
Oh, no, no.
He wanted you, he wanted you.
380
00:17:48,377 --> 00:17:50,241
But... But you don't want him.
381
00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:53,865
I don't understand.
382
00:17:53,934 --> 00:17:56,040
He doesn't want a wife.
He wants a slave.
383
00:17:56,109 --> 00:17:58,491
His thinking,
it's out of the...
I don't know. The, uh...
384
00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:00,148
Middle Ages?
385
00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,703
All right, all right.
386
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:21,134
Including a family
and a man that you love.
387
00:18:21,203 --> 00:18:24,033
-Yeah.
-I guess Carlo
is sort of a nerd.
388
00:18:25,897 --> 00:18:28,624
-Yeah, yeah.
-Isn't this wonderful?
389
00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,317
You followed your
conscience and everything
turned out fine.
390
00:18:31,386 --> 00:18:33,526
-Yeah.
-Except one thing...
391
00:18:36,839 --> 00:18:37,944
Yeah.
392
00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,291
I forgot. Uncle Aldo.
393
00:18:41,499 --> 00:18:42,569
You.
394
00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,539
Uncle Aldo,
the guy was a chump.
395
00:18:46,608 --> 00:18:49,058
He came here.
He doesn't care
about your daughter, he...
396
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,441
Ti prego di parlare
in italiano.
397
00:18:53,373 --> 00:18:54,995
He wants you to speak Italian.
398
00:18:58,792 --> 00:19:01,036
All right, all right,
all right, let me see,
let me see.
399
00:19:01,864 --> 00:19:04,108
Carlo non buon,
400
00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,179
uh, come si chiama...
401
00:19:06,248 --> 00:19:08,319
Marito... Disgraziato.
402
00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:12,358
Basta. Basta. Basta.
403
00:19:17,535 --> 00:19:22,782
He says, he's an old man.
He doesn't have time
for you to speak Italian.
404
00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:26,130
Okay, well, then you just tell
him that he picked out
a crummy husband for you.
405
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,408
You sure that's
what you want to say?
406
00:19:28,477 --> 00:19:29,789
Oh, yeah, good thinking.
407
00:19:30,410 --> 00:19:32,309
Ah!
408
00:19:32,378 --> 00:19:35,381
Tell him that the husband
he picked tricked us all
409
00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:37,693
and I was only doing
410
00:19:37,762 --> 00:19:40,489
what I know my wise uncle
would have done
to protect his daughter.
411
00:19:40,558 --> 00:19:41,663
Is that better?
412
00:19:42,629 --> 00:19:44,148
We'll see.
413
00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:02,339
He didn't go for it, huh?
414
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,103
ANA: Papa! Papa! Papa!
415
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:09,794
-Basta.
-Ana!
416
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,938
Career, education,
fulfillment!
417
00:20:16,801 --> 00:20:18,251
Fulfillment!
418
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:19,597
Fulfillment.
Yeah, that's right.
419
00:20:26,052 --> 00:20:27,329
What'd he say?
420
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:30,090
He says I've never
stood up to him before.
421
00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,368
Oh.
422
00:20:31,437 --> 00:20:33,508
He probably thinks
it's all my fault.
423
00:20:36,787 --> 00:20:38,478
He says it's all your fault.
424
00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:56,565
Please.
425
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,743
American?
426
00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:05,091
You like?
427
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,404
Si, Papa.
Molto. Molto. Very much.
428
00:21:21,210 --> 00:21:22,591
This sounds good.
429
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:24,628
-You understand him?
-Uh-uh, but he ain't yelling.
430
00:21:26,733 --> 00:21:30,910
He says, it's one thing
for me to be American,
but what about his business?
431
00:21:30,979 --> 00:21:32,325
No problem.
432
00:21:32,394 --> 00:21:33,464
Ana could run your business.
433
00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:39,298
Ana... Ha, ha, ha!
434
00:21:40,782 --> 00:21:43,819
He says, "Ana... Ha, ha, ha!"
435
00:21:46,581 --> 00:21:47,823
Angela runs a business.
436
00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:54,243
Angela... Ha, ha, ha!
437
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:58,317
-He said, "Angela..."
-That's okay,
I get the gist.
438
00:21:58,386 --> 00:22:00,526
She's very good at languages.
439
00:22:01,906 --> 00:22:06,290
Angela is the president
of a big advertising agency.
440
00:22:13,159 --> 00:22:14,540
Plop, plop, plop.
441
00:22:14,609 --> 00:22:16,127
Fizz, fizz, fizz.
442
00:22:18,647 --> 00:22:20,477
Don't you squeeze my Charmin.
443
00:22:22,617 --> 00:22:24,653
Hey, where's the beef?
444
00:22:27,656 --> 00:22:31,246
So, that's the big business
that paid for this
whole house.
445
00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:39,979
Si, Papa.
446
00:22:40,048 --> 00:22:41,636
-Okay?
-Okay.
447
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:45,881
Grazie, Papa!
448
00:22:45,950 --> 00:22:47,918
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait.
449
00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:49,160
What did he say?
What did he say?
450
00:22:49,229 --> 00:22:52,301
He said, if the skinny one
can do it, so can I.
451
00:22:53,889 --> 00:22:55,166
Graziano.
452
00:23:04,452 --> 00:23:06,902
TONY: Who's the Boss?
will be back in a moment.
Stick around.
453
00:23:20,606 --> 00:23:22,815
He's very impressed
with your beautiful house.
454
00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:25,265
Grazie.
455
00:23:28,648 --> 00:23:30,098
That's very nice
of you to say,
456
00:23:30,167 --> 00:23:32,031
but since we're talking
about the house,
457
00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:34,723
I've got to take
some of the credit because
I am the housekeeper.
458
00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:38,796
Housekeeper?
459
00:23:56,296 --> 00:23:57,988
He's very proud of me.
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