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♪ There is more to life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road
and a road that's hidden
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♪ A brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
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♪ I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
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♪ And at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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♪ The choice is up
to you my friend
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♪ Nights are long
but you might awaken
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♪ To a brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend ♪
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That's it. That's it.
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-Love the lens.
-Love the lens?
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Yeah, that's
photographer's talk.
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And...
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Ooh!
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You know, Mona, I don't know
how I let you talk, me into
this calendar stuff.
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Are you kidding me?
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A year's supply of hunks
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is a great way to raise money
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-for the animal shelter.
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You know, animals for animals.
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That's good, cute.
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It's a wrap.
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-MONA: Cute, huh, nice?
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Oh, come on.
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Oh, please,
this is disgusting.
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It's humiliating.
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Me, Mr. February,
shortest month of the year.
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Well, you do have
the cutest little ditty.
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You promised not
to peek, Mona.
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No, I think Mother means
the horrid little poem.
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"Tony cleans with manly power
for ad exec Angela Bower."
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Well, I like it.
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I wrote it,
but I still like it.
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This tasteless calendar has
made the rounds of the office.
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It's now hanging above
the water cooler,
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turned conveniently
to February.
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Yeah?
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Well, Angela, I didn't
mean to make you
feel so uncomfortable.
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I guess that's just
a little added bonus.
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You know, Tony,
you are no better.
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You are so shallow.
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Letting yourself be ogled
like a, like a piece of meat.
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Excuse me, Angela,
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I think the expression is
"side of beef."
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-Let me get that.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, Mr. Beef.
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Hello?
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Yes, this is ad exec,
Angela Bower.
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Yes, Mr. February is here.
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It's one of your
calendar groupies.
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I just want to say one thing.
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Whoever this woman is,
she's only interested in
you for your looks.
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You're just a hunk
hanging on her wall.
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A sex object.
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Great! Give me the phone.
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Hello? Yeah,
this is Mr. February, heh,
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all 28 days of him.
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Hey, I... I wish it was
a leap year myself.
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You like Mr. March?
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Hey, listen... You are?
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Well, that's uh, look,
I'm really flattered,
I really am, but, uh,
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I'm kind of tied up right now.
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No, no, I mean busy.
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Um...
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Uh...
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Look, Cassandra, thanks a lot,
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but, thanks anyway,
but maybe some
other time, okay?
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Yeah, bye.
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Ooh.
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You actually turned her down?
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Hey, Angela, what,
are you kidding me?
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You think I just go out with
anybody even though
I don't know them?
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Tony, I take back what
I said about being shallow.
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She could be a real
tire-biter, you know?
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I take back what I took back
about being shallow.
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Tony, would you do me a favor?
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For you, buddy, anything.
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Make a muscle.
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Hey, watch this.
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Huh?
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Here it is, girls.
Mr. February.
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A nickel a look.
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Maximum attraction.
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Jonathan!
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What are you doing charging
these girls a nickel?
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Really, my dad's worth
at least a dime.
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Hey, hey, and I want
a piece of the action.
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Oh, look, look,
there goes Mr. August.
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Oh, what a hot month!
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-Oh. Let me see!
-Right there. Right there.
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-Let me see!
-Right there. Right there.
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-Oh, I'm dying!
-I know.
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Hey, Mrs. Wittner,
I had the stool first.
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Tough.
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Oh, my God.
Look at the overdeveloped
pecs on Mr. April!
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What are overdeveloped pecs?
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Something an orthodontist's
wife never gets to see,
sweetheart.
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Angela, let's get up to
Mona's party and run
barefoot through muscles.
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Wendy, I am not going to that
tacky calendar-signing party.
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I've got work to do.
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The Publisher's Clearing
House Sweepstakes?
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People win these.
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Look at Mr. Smith of
Scottsdale, Arizona.
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Angela, If I go up
there all alone,
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lose control and run
off with a hunk
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and Herb is left to raise
those motherless children,
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it will be on your head.
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Okay, okay, I'll go.
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I just want Herb to
remember this when
Jonathan needs braces.
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It's a wonderful clinic,
we're talking state-of-the-art
spay and neutering.
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He's so sensitive.
Unbelievable.
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Here you are,
say hello to Mr. Bucci. Okay.
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Uh, who's next?
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We are.
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WOMAN: Beautiful.
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What's the matter,
cat got your tongue?
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No, uh, he doesn't bite,
does he?
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No, but I might.
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Who would you like
me to sign this to?
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Cassandra.
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You're not the Cassandra
I talked to on the phone?
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The Cassandra you turned
down for Friday night.
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Oh, well, hey, that was
because I didn't know you.
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Now that I know you,
is 7:30 okay?
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Purr-fect.
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-Purr-fect.
-Felix,
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say hello to Mommy's
new friend.
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-Hey, hiya, Felix.
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It will be just the
two of us, right?
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Look
at all these men.
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If I die tomorrow,
I'd be happy, especially
if I was with one of them.
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Okay, you've seen them.
Let's go.
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I've got to buy a calendar.
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Yoo-hoo, Mr. November.
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Oh, Angela, there you are.
What a nice surprise.
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I'm afraid Mr. March
hasn't arrived yet.
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I'm not interested in
Mr. March or any other month.
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I'm just here for
Jonathan's teeth.
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Oh, hi.
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Nice kitty.
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Big kitty.
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He's wonderful with children.
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Oh, the matching collars.
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It's a nice touch.
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Would you like
an hors d'oeuvre?
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I want one with liver or tuna.
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We got cheese.
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We don't like cheese.
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You'll, you'll have to
excuse us, we've got to...
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-Get out of here.
-Yeah.
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Hey, hey, Angela,
great party, huh?
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Tony, who let that woman
out of her cage?
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That woman is Cassandra.
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The one who called?
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Oh, it's a good thing you're
not going out with her.
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Oh, to tell you the truth...
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See you 7:30 Friday.
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Tiger.
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Oh...
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You are going out
with that creature?
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No, I'm going out
with the lady.
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Let me help.
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Good-bye.
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-Tony.
-Yeah, yeah.
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-Yeah, yeah, yeah...
-Tony.
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You hardly know that woman.
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What could you two possibly
have to talk about?
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Oh, come on, Angela. There's
a million things to do on
a date besides talk.
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And I'm looking forward
to every one.
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Tony, you're letting your
hormones run your life.
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Someone's gotta take charge.
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Why wouldn't he
go out with her?
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Angela, the woman would
make Herb's hair grow back.
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Personally,
I don't see what all
the fuss is about.
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Excuse me.
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I can't believe that anyone
would find that kind of
blatant sexuality...
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Attractive.
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Hey, sorry I'm late.
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Guss McGee.
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Mr. March,
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page six.
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It's him. It's him.
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"Guss is here with
happy tidings,
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"to install your gutters
and aluminum sidings."
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Can I sign
somebody's calendar?
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To Angela.
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Angela Katherine Bower.
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-A single person.
-ANGELA: Shut up.
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Thank you.
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Great party, Angela.
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No, this isn't the party.
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The party is around the
back and up the stairs.
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That sounds kind of
complicated. Why don't
you show me?
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-She'd love to.
-No...
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You'll find it.
Just follow the noise.
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-You want to have dinner?
-Oh. She'd love to.
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Thank you, I've, I've,
uh, I've just eaten.
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How about Friday night?
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I, I couldn't possibly...
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Angela, could I talk to you
for a minute please?
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Excuse us, Guss.
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Are you crazy,
turning him down?
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Don't you know that
March goes in like a lion,
and out like a lamb?
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Wendy, what could I possibly
have in common with this man?
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Who cares?
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I do.
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Okay.
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Tell me, Guss,
do you like the theater?
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Yeah, saw Rambo
for the fourth time.
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I don't suppose you have
any interest in ballet?
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Modern art?
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PBS?
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So he's not a Renaissance man.
He's gorgeous!
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Angela, come on,
are we on or what? Hmm?
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-Well...
-He likes blue!
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00:12:21,844 --> 00:12:23,052
You like blue!
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-Wendy...
-Angela, do it for me.
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Do it for every married
woman in America.
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I can't.
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What do you mean
you can't, Angela?
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For once in your life,
flow with your juices.
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I mean, if Tony can do it,
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so can you.
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Well, all right.
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He does have Paul Newman eyes.
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So, uh... Friday night,
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8:30? Hmm?
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Make it 8:00.
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A date with Mr. March,
page six.
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You are a credit
to your gender.
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It couldn't have happened
to a nicer person without
wrecking my marriage.
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Do you live your
entire life vicariously?
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Well, you know Herb.
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Angela. Angela, I need
some more ice for the party
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and did I not see
Mr. March just leaving?
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See you later, hot stuff.
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Bye, Mona.
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"Hot stuff"?
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Guss wanted to know
where the party was,
so I merely...
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Guss?
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I think that was him name.
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He wanted to know
where the party was
so we told him and
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he left to go there.
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Angela,
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a mother always knows
when her child isn't
telling everything.
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00:13:59,252 --> 00:14:02,945
I'm not a child anymore,
and I don't have to tell
you everything.
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00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:05,016
Oh, Mother, I've made
a terrible mistake.
253
00:14:06,328 --> 00:14:08,088
What's the matter, sweetheart?
254
00:14:08,157 --> 00:14:10,056
I accepted a date with a hunk.
255
00:14:11,678 --> 00:14:15,406
My God, we'll have to sell
the house and move
to another town.
256
00:14:32,837 --> 00:14:35,529
-How about a younger brother?
-Mother.
257
00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,980
Tony's never gonna let
me live this down after
the big deal I made
258
00:14:38,049 --> 00:14:40,086
about him dating Sheena,
queen of the jungle.
259
00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:46,575
Angela, then you are just
going to have to do
the adult thing.
260
00:14:46,644 --> 00:14:47,748
Don't tell him.
261
00:14:47,817 --> 00:14:51,338
Deny everything and
lie through your teeth.
262
00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,273
Oh, I... I couldn't.
263
00:14:55,964 --> 00:14:56,930
I'd never...
264
00:14:57,966 --> 00:14:58,932
I don't think...
265
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:00,900
Good idea.
266
00:15:08,942 --> 00:15:11,220
Mother. Mother. Mother!
267
00:15:11,289 --> 00:15:16,812
My goodness, well,
I can see it's going to be
a very casual evening.
268
00:15:30,343 --> 00:15:31,792
♪ Wait a moment
wait a moment ♪
269
00:15:31,861 --> 00:15:33,070
Oh.
270
00:15:33,139 --> 00:15:35,210
-Quiet night at home,
right, Angela?
-Yes.
271
00:15:35,279 --> 00:15:38,109
-Very quiet.
-That's good. That's good.
272
00:15:38,178 --> 00:15:40,801
Isn't it about time for you
to leave for your date?
273
00:15:40,870 --> 00:15:43,494
Cassandra's picking me up.
274
00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,945
-Here?
-Yeah, she got a new Cougar.
275
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,224
Hope that's a car.
276
00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:51,433
Oh. It's 7:30.
277
00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,021
Uh, what time is she coining?
278
00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,954
-Well, I...
279
00:15:55,023 --> 00:15:57,094
Oh, gorgeous,
intriguing and punctual.
280
00:15:57,163 --> 00:15:58,958
Oh, what more could I want?
281
00:15:59,027 --> 00:16:00,511
How about human intelligence?
282
00:16:07,449 --> 00:16:08,657
Hi, Cassandra.
283
00:16:09,278 --> 00:16:10,521
Hi, Tony.
284
00:16:14,387 --> 00:16:15,422
Hi.
285
00:16:17,493 --> 00:16:20,048
Well, I bet you two
are really hungry.
286
00:16:20,117 --> 00:16:22,567
The restaurants get so
crowded on the weekends.
287
00:16:22,636 --> 00:16:24,880
I got reservations.
Can I get you a drink?
288
00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:27,572
Oh, yes, there's a darling
bar. It's right in the
village. It's so...
289
00:16:27,641 --> 00:16:30,092
Angela, Angela, I was
thinking of having it here.
290
00:16:30,644 --> 00:16:32,612
Gee!
291
00:16:32,681 --> 00:16:35,787
What would you like?
Can I get you a beer,
wine, a zombie?
292
00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:40,102
-Do you have any milk?
-Milk?
293
00:16:41,621 --> 00:16:43,485
See that, Angela? Milk.
294
00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:44,762
It does a body good.
295
00:16:47,282 --> 00:16:49,836
You sleep with 16 cats?
296
00:16:49,905 --> 00:16:50,906
Mmm.
297
00:16:52,459 --> 00:16:55,186
In a big wicker basket.
298
00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:58,500
How unique.
299
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:01,434
Oh, look at the time.
300
00:17:01,503 --> 00:17:03,539
-Sixteen?
-Mmm.
301
00:17:03,608 --> 00:17:06,266
It's almost 8:00.
Shouldn't you be going?
302
00:17:06,335 --> 00:17:08,889
Oh, yeah, you're right.
We'll never make our
reservation. Come on.
303
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,927
CASSANDRA: Oh, it's raining!
304
00:17:11,996 --> 00:17:14,481
Oh, can't we just
wait till it passes?
305
00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:15,931
I hate to get wet.
306
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,002
It makes me feel so icky.
307
00:17:18,692 --> 00:17:19,900
Please?
308
00:17:19,969 --> 00:17:24,457
Well, you know, I hate
when my dates feel icky.
309
00:17:24,526 --> 00:17:27,667
-It's just a little sprinkle.
It's starting to clear up.
310
00:17:27,736 --> 00:17:29,393
Uh, eh, Cassandra...
311
00:17:29,462 --> 00:17:32,430
You know your nails are
sort of piercing my flesh.
312
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,813
Does that mean you
want me to stop?
313
00:17:35,882 --> 00:17:37,263
Let's give it a try.
314
00:17:39,575 --> 00:17:40,921
TONY: Hey, Guss!
315
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,580
Hi, Guss. Uh,
what are you doing here?
316
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:47,135
What do we got?
We got problems
with our gutters?
317
00:17:47,204 --> 00:17:49,620
I don't know. I just came
to pick up my date.
Hey, Angela.
318
00:17:49,689 --> 00:17:51,691
Angela, am I early?
319
00:17:53,624 --> 00:17:54,970
You and him?
320
00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:59,561
I don't want to hear one
more word out of you.
321
00:17:59,630 --> 00:18:01,701
Oh, of course not, not a word,
322
00:18:01,770 --> 00:18:04,911
but what word is it you
don't want to hear?
323
00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:08,708
Is it ogle? Is it shallow?
Is it driven by hormones?
324
00:18:13,989 --> 00:18:16,267
That's not a word.
That's a phrase.
325
00:18:16,336 --> 00:18:17,993
Excuse me, Guss,
I have to change.
326
00:18:18,062 --> 00:18:19,477
-I'll only be a minute.
-TONY: Ah-ha.
327
00:18:19,546 --> 00:18:21,169
-A minute, huh.
328
00:18:21,238 --> 00:18:24,068
That's what they all say,
Guss. We'll see.
329
00:18:24,620 --> 00:18:26,035
Well, here I am.
330
00:18:27,554 --> 00:18:29,487
Hey, my favorite color!
331
00:18:29,556 --> 00:18:33,215
Guss and I have so
much in common.
Shall we go?
332
00:18:33,284 --> 00:18:35,286
Oh, Angela, it's raining cats
and dogs out there.
333
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:38,496
Oh, I hate that expression.
334
00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:40,947
Hey, I don't believe
we've met. I'm Guss McGee.
335
00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:43,467
Mr. March, page six.
336
00:18:43,536 --> 00:18:46,573
Oh, sorry, I never
got past February.
337
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:50,094
Easy, easy, easy.
338
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:52,648
Angela, I hope you've
been taking care of
your downspouts.
339
00:18:53,477 --> 00:18:54,857
I beg your pardon?
340
00:18:55,686 --> 00:18:57,239
Your gutters.
341
00:18:57,308 --> 00:18:59,655
Yeah, your gutters
can spell big trouble
when it's raining.
342
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,968
Oh, yeah, that's a good
point, Guss. Good point.
343
00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:04,833
You know they hardly
give you any trouble
when it's sunny.
344
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,008
Ah, you got me there.
345
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:11,598
I'm gonna go out and check
them for you, all right?
346
00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:12,944
Thank you.
347
00:19:13,013 --> 00:19:14,705
Hey, Angela, how about
a brewski, huh?
348
00:19:15,775 --> 00:19:18,709
Coming right up-ski.
349
00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:21,401
Angela, Angela,
it's in the kitchen.
In the refrigerator.
350
00:19:21,470 --> 00:19:23,369
That's that big white box
in the corner there.
351
00:19:23,438 --> 00:19:25,888
-Oh, maybe I'll help
you, Angela.
352
00:19:27,718 --> 00:19:29,892
I'll be right back.
353
00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:04,133
that Cassandra and I
aren't exactly a match
made in heaven.
354
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:07,067
-Really?
-Yes, in fact,
355
00:20:07,136 --> 00:20:09,104
I was even thinking of
calling the whole thing off.
356
00:20:09,173 --> 00:20:10,761
-You were?
-Yeah.
357
00:20:10,830 --> 00:20:11,934
She's sexy.
358
00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,005
Yeah, I know,
359
00:20:14,074 --> 00:20:17,146
but, but there's something
about a girl who keeps using
your arm as a scratching post.
360
00:20:19,114 --> 00:20:20,874
Well, at least
she's not boring.
361
00:20:20,943 --> 00:20:22,566
-No.
-I mean, she's
362
00:20:22,635 --> 00:20:27,329
twisted and bizarre
and sort of creepy,
but she's not boring.
363
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:28,917
Then there's Mr. March.
364
00:20:28,986 --> 00:20:30,229
BOTH: Page six.
365
00:20:31,644 --> 00:20:33,162
The great communicator.
366
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:34,854
Well, look, he's a hunk.
367
00:20:34,923 --> 00:20:36,235
Yeah, that's all.
368
00:20:37,063 --> 00:20:39,376
-Tony?
-Yeah?
369
00:20:39,445 --> 00:20:40,894
I don't want to go
out on this date.
370
00:20:42,068 --> 00:20:43,414
Me either.
371
00:20:43,483 --> 00:20:44,553
I'm scared.
372
00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:52,492
Well, how are we gonna
get them out of here?
373
00:20:52,561 --> 00:20:54,045
We can't just throw them out.
374
00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:55,875
Why not? Cassandra
would land on her feet.
375
00:21:09,129 --> 00:21:11,580
Oh, my, doesn't that
look like fun?
376
00:21:13,237 --> 00:21:15,377
Hey, good news, Cassandra.
377
00:21:15,446 --> 00:21:17,828
-The rain has stopped.
- What's that?
378
00:21:17,897 --> 00:21:19,416
Oh, this is Grover.
He's my best friend.
379
00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:20,900
He likes you, look.
380
00:21:20,969 --> 00:21:22,936
-You're a dog person.
-Yeah.
381
00:21:23,005 --> 00:21:24,904
Well, you know, me and
Grover, we go way back.
382
00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:26,112
Oh, Tony.
383
00:21:26,181 --> 00:21:29,218
Dog people and cat
people just don't mix.
384
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,876
Oh, I'm so sorry you feel
that way, Cassandra, really.
385
00:21:31,945 --> 00:21:34,431
Oh, no. I'm sorry, Tony,
386
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:37,468
because this would have
been a night you would
have remembered
387
00:21:37,537 --> 00:21:40,437
for the rest of your life.
388
00:21:48,203 --> 00:21:49,929
That's such a long time.
389
00:21:54,243 --> 00:21:55,762
Oh...
390
00:21:55,831 --> 00:21:58,178
Oh, tough luck, pal.
391
00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:02,700
Angela, those gutters
are a disgrace.
392
00:22:03,425 --> 00:22:04,392
You're on.
393
00:22:06,014 --> 00:22:08,948
Guss...
394
00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:10,812
I have to tell you the truth.
395
00:22:10,881 --> 00:22:13,780
Go ahead, tell him.
396
00:22:13,849 --> 00:22:17,439
Although I'm physically
attracted to you,
that's all there is.
397
00:22:17,508 --> 00:22:19,855
Terrific!
398
00:22:19,924 --> 00:22:24,135
Oh, I just don't think
that that's enough to build
a relationship on.
399
00:22:24,204 --> 00:22:26,414
Who wants a relationship?
400
00:22:26,483 --> 00:22:30,590
No, Angela, I just thought
we could go out and have
some fun tonight.
401
00:22:30,659 --> 00:22:36,216
You know, a great dinner,
maybe a little dancing,
402
00:23:04,244 --> 00:23:06,799
TONY: Who's the Boss?
will be back in a minute.
Stick around.
403
00:23:10,423 --> 00:23:12,183
♪ I know one day
my dream will... ♪
404
00:23:12,252 --> 00:23:13,322
Oh!
405
00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,843
-What a day.
-Why, what happened, Mona?
406
00:23:16,912 --> 00:23:22,677
Well, I have been asked to
resign as chairperson for
the Fairfield Animal Shelter.
407
00:23:22,746 --> 00:23:24,886
You're kidding me,
wait a minute, I...
408
00:23:24,955 --> 00:23:27,129
I thought those calendars
were selling like beefcakes.
409
00:23:27,198 --> 00:23:33,170
Yeah, they were, and after all
my good work with spaying
and neutering,
410
00:23:33,239 --> 00:23:36,656
Grover snuck out and got
a cocker spaniel in trouble.
411
00:23:39,487 --> 00:23:42,248
Grover, you dirty dog.
412
00:23:42,317 --> 00:23:47,080
Yeah, you, you better wipe
that smile off your face.
413
00:23:47,598 --> 00:23:48,668
Bad dog!
414
00:23:48,737 --> 00:23:51,775
You bum, you. I'm shocked.
I am shocked.
415
00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:53,742
I'm shocked.
416
00:23:55,986 --> 00:23:57,436
-Was she cute?
417
00:24:02,130 --> 00:24:03,165
Give me some skin.
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