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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,972 --> 00:00:09,802 ♪ There's more to life than what you're livin' 2 00:00:09,871 --> 00:00:12,805 ♪ You take a chance and face the wind 3 00:00:12,874 --> 00:00:15,429 ♪ An open road and a road that's hidden 4 00:00:15,498 --> 00:00:18,363 ♪ A brand new life around the bend 5 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:23,885 ♪ There were times when I lost a dream or two 6 00:00:23,954 --> 00:00:29,891 ♪ Found the trail, and at the end was you 7 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:32,515 ♪ There's a path you take and a path not taken 8 00:00:32,584 --> 00:00:35,207 ♪ The choice is up to you my friend 9 00:00:35,276 --> 00:00:38,038 ♪ Nights are long but you're on your way 10 00:00:38,107 --> 00:00:39,970 ♪ To a brand new life 11 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:41,110 ♪ Brand new life 12 00:00:41,179 --> 00:00:46,080 ♪ Brand new life around the bend ♪ 13 00:01:01,820 --> 00:01:03,373 Woah, ho-ho. 14 00:01:08,102 --> 00:01:09,897 -Harry, that's him. -No, it's not. 15 00:01:09,966 --> 00:01:11,623 I'm telling you, that's him. 16 00:01:12,451 --> 00:01:14,246 You're famous, right? 17 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:16,145 No. 18 00:01:16,214 --> 00:01:18,906 Yeah, you're that good-looking Italian guy, right? 19 00:01:18,975 --> 00:01:20,528 Well. 20 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:22,151 Rambo, right? 21 00:01:22,703 --> 00:01:24,429 No. No. 22 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:26,189 What have I seen you in? 23 00:01:26,258 --> 00:01:28,088 How about rubber gloves and an apron. 24 00:01:28,157 --> 00:01:29,848 I'm a housekeeper. 25 00:02:02,846 --> 00:02:04,089 Why don't we all go? 26 00:02:06,436 --> 00:02:08,335 So long winter coats and mufflers... 27 00:02:08,404 --> 00:02:10,164 Hello tank tops and bikinis. 28 00:02:10,233 --> 00:02:12,028 -Hey. -Oh, uh, listen, 29 00:02:12,097 --> 00:02:13,961 tomorrow we were thinking of taking a ride to the beach 30 00:02:14,030 --> 00:02:15,480 and showing you all our ocean. 31 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:17,067 -KIDS: Yeah! -Oh, it's 32 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:18,862 not really ours, but they let us use it. 33 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:25,179 Hey, Jonathan, look who's here. 34 00:02:25,248 --> 00:02:27,664 Oh, oh! Hi, sweetheart! 35 00:02:29,597 --> 00:02:30,943 Hi Mom! 36 00:02:31,012 --> 00:02:32,393 He probably didn't want to get you wet. 37 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:43,301 Angela, you know, uh... 38 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:45,165 since Heather and I are getting married and 39 00:02:45,234 --> 00:02:46,821 settling down and 40 00:02:46,890 --> 00:02:49,755 you know how much fun it's been to have Jonathan with us 41 00:02:49,824 --> 00:02:51,792 and well, you can see how much he likes California. 42 00:02:53,311 --> 00:02:54,553 What are you saying? 43 00:02:59,248 --> 00:03:00,835 He wants custody of Jonathan. 44 00:03:05,426 --> 00:03:07,256 Can you believe the nerve of this guy? 45 00:03:07,325 --> 00:03:10,155 He wants Jonathan to come live here six months out of every year. 46 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:13,123 No way. No way is he getting custody. No way. 47 00:03:13,193 --> 00:03:16,334 You mean, you're really just a housekeeper? 48 00:03:16,403 --> 00:03:18,922 -Yeah. -Come on Harry. He's nobody. 49 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,924 I told you he wasn't anyone. 50 00:03:22,029 --> 00:03:24,549 Good luck, Harry. Huh. 51 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,147 Can I get you anything else? 52 00:03:37,217 --> 00:03:38,321 Yes. 53 00:03:38,390 --> 00:03:39,909 Bring me the head of Michael Bower. 54 00:03:41,117 --> 00:03:42,291 I'll check with the chef. 55 00:03:46,018 --> 00:03:48,228 Hey, so? 56 00:03:48,297 --> 00:03:49,815 What happened? Did you call your lawyer? 57 00:03:49,884 --> 00:03:51,817 Oh, yes. She called him. 58 00:03:51,886 --> 00:03:53,819 But you think he was there? 59 00:03:53,888 --> 00:03:55,338 -He was in court. -Ha. 60 00:03:55,407 --> 00:03:57,444 And he calls himself a lawyer. 61 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:00,447 You know, what is it with Michael? 62 00:04:00,516 --> 00:04:02,276 All of the sudden he wants to be a dad so much. 63 00:04:02,345 --> 00:04:03,933 Where was he for the tough times, huh? 64 00:04:04,002 --> 00:04:06,349 When Jonathan was sick or woke up scared at night? 65 00:04:06,418 --> 00:04:09,076 Yeah, and what about the time he fell off the jungle gym 66 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:11,872 and you had to race him to the hospital. 67 00:04:11,941 --> 00:04:13,632 Wait a minute. That wasn't you. 68 00:04:13,701 --> 00:04:15,496 Oh, that was Kramer vs. Kramer. 69 00:04:17,740 --> 00:04:19,500 If Michael wants to live out some fantasy of his 70 00:04:19,569 --> 00:04:22,503 with a 24-year-old nymphette who's named after a shrub, 71 00:04:22,572 --> 00:04:23,815 that's fine with me. 72 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,509 But he can't have my son. 73 00:04:28,578 --> 00:04:31,305 Excuse me, I've got another dumb meeting. 74 00:04:33,549 --> 00:04:35,240 Michael's in for some fight. 75 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:38,243 Yeah, I just hope Angela wins. 76 00:04:38,312 --> 00:04:39,486 What? 77 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:40,901 She's got a good lawyer, right? 78 00:04:40,970 --> 00:04:42,799 Yes Tony, but in a case like this, 79 00:04:42,868 --> 00:04:45,526 lawyers are at a disadvantage. 80 00:04:45,595 --> 00:04:46,907 What do you mean? 81 00:04:46,976 --> 00:04:49,150 Well, they can't fight dirty. 82 00:04:50,048 --> 00:04:51,946 But grandmothers can. 83 00:04:53,810 --> 00:04:56,088 Mona, whatever you're thinking of doing... 84 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,332 I want in. 85 00:05:00,852 --> 00:05:03,613 Ooh, Mona, I mean he's ugly. 86 00:05:03,682 --> 00:05:05,753 Mmm-hmm. 87 00:05:05,822 --> 00:05:07,755 When Heather gets a look at this, 88 00:05:07,824 --> 00:05:10,689 she'll think twice about taking Jonathan. 89 00:05:12,864 --> 00:05:14,659 -Dad. -Ooh. 90 00:05:14,728 --> 00:05:16,868 -Yes, honey. -I've got a problem. 91 00:05:16,937 --> 00:05:18,110 Oh, well, what's the matter, honey? You know 92 00:05:18,179 --> 00:05:19,422 you can always talk to me, right? 93 00:05:19,491 --> 00:05:21,700 -Shoot. -Okay, 94 00:05:21,769 --> 00:05:24,427 well, is it worth it to get a tan on my back? 95 00:05:26,153 --> 00:05:27,741 -What? -Well, I mean 96 00:05:27,810 --> 00:05:29,536 I can get a little tan on both sides 97 00:05:29,605 --> 00:05:31,607 or I could get a super tan on the front, where it shows. 98 00:05:32,918 --> 00:05:34,023 Never mind. 99 00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:35,576 I just answered my own question. 100 00:05:39,684 --> 00:05:40,995 Glad I could help. 101 00:05:43,481 --> 00:05:44,861 - Oh, who is it? -Who is it? 102 00:05:44,930 --> 00:05:46,207 It's me, Heather. 103 00:05:47,933 --> 00:05:49,590 Hey! 104 00:05:49,659 --> 00:05:51,696 I've got to go. There's a lounge chair out there with my name on it. 105 00:05:51,765 --> 00:05:52,835 Okay, Sam. 106 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:54,388 -Hi, Heather. -Hi. 107 00:05:54,457 --> 00:05:55,562 Come on in. 108 00:05:55,631 --> 00:05:57,046 I've got it. 109 00:05:57,115 --> 00:06:01,568 Jonathan's tuxedo, isn't it adorable? 110 00:06:01,637 --> 00:06:04,294 Look, a tiny little bow tie, 111 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:07,159 a tiny cummerbund and look, 112 00:06:07,228 --> 00:06:09,438 two tiny little cufflinks! 113 00:06:09,507 --> 00:06:10,473 Aw. 114 00:06:12,026 --> 00:06:15,133 Heather, I have a tiny little idea. 115 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:17,653 How about you leave my grandson in Connecticut 116 00:06:17,722 --> 00:06:19,931 and I'll buy you a Ken doll to play with? 117 00:06:21,346 --> 00:06:22,451 Mona! 118 00:06:23,141 --> 00:06:24,798 Oh, bad vibes, huh? 119 00:06:24,867 --> 00:06:26,593 It's that custody thing, right? 120 00:06:26,662 --> 00:06:29,181 Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no. 121 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:33,047 In fact, Mona and I were just speaking about how brave you are 122 00:06:33,116 --> 00:06:36,568 that you're gonna take Jonathan six months out of every year. Ah... 123 00:06:36,637 --> 00:06:38,225 -Brave? -Ah, yeah, but, don't worry about it. 124 00:06:38,294 --> 00:06:40,089 I mean, Jonathan's a terrific kid. 125 00:06:40,158 --> 00:06:42,471 Yeah, he's not like some kids, you know, 126 00:06:42,540 --> 00:06:45,474 how they're always bringing home stray puppies 127 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:46,785 and begging you to keep them. 128 00:06:46,854 --> 00:06:49,547 Oh, I hate that in a kid. 129 00:06:49,616 --> 00:06:51,445 But you don't have to worry about that with Jonathan. 130 00:06:51,514 --> 00:06:53,309 He don't bring home no puppies, does he? 131 00:06:53,378 --> 00:06:54,552 No. 132 00:06:54,621 --> 00:06:56,692 He brings home disgusting things. 133 00:06:56,761 --> 00:06:58,418 Slimy things. 134 00:06:58,487 --> 00:06:59,729 -Hairy things. 135 00:06:59,798 --> 00:07:01,075 Hairy things? 136 00:07:01,144 --> 00:07:02,594 Oh and you know what's great? 137 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:04,665 You don't have to even worry about feeding them, because 138 00:07:04,734 --> 00:07:06,287 he feeds them to each other. 139 00:07:08,186 --> 00:07:11,948 I mean, just since he's been here, he's adopted this. 140 00:07:13,881 --> 00:07:15,573 Oh, look at it. 141 00:07:16,194 --> 00:07:18,955 It's so cute! 142 00:07:19,024 --> 00:07:20,992 Oh, hi there, little fella. 143 00:07:21,061 --> 00:07:23,443 Ohh, hi! 144 00:07:25,721 --> 00:07:27,516 Isn't he cute? 145 00:07:27,585 --> 00:07:28,551 Oh... 146 00:07:46,569 --> 00:07:48,882 -Hey, sweetheart. -Oh, hi, Mom. 147 00:07:48,951 --> 00:07:50,918 Hey, where are you going? 148 00:07:50,987 --> 00:07:53,127 I have to buy a best man magazine. 149 00:07:53,196 --> 00:07:54,784 Oh, well, could use some money? 150 00:07:55,544 --> 00:07:57,442 Sure. Three bucks. 151 00:08:00,618 --> 00:08:02,723 Okay, one, two, three. 152 00:08:04,345 --> 00:08:06,002 They also have candy. 153 00:08:06,071 --> 00:08:07,383 Don't push your luck. 154 00:08:08,867 --> 00:08:10,490 -Bye, Mom. -Bye, darling. 155 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:18,532 Hey, look who's here. 156 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:22,018 Michael, this hotel is not big enough for the two of us. 157 00:08:22,087 --> 00:08:23,295 May I have an ice tea? 158 00:08:23,364 --> 00:08:26,298 Oh, come on, Angela, can't we be nice about this? 159 00:08:26,367 --> 00:08:28,542 -Fine. You wanna be nice? -Yeah. 160 00:08:28,611 --> 00:08:29,750 I'll be nice. 161 00:08:29,819 --> 00:08:30,889 I'll come to your wedding. 162 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:32,339 I'll even buy you a present. 163 00:08:32,408 --> 00:08:34,548 That'd be great. We're registered at Neiman Marcus. 164 00:08:36,516 --> 00:08:38,069 I'm only doing this for Jonathan's sake, 165 00:08:38,138 --> 00:08:39,553 and I don't want him to know anything about this 166 00:08:39,622 --> 00:08:41,244 until the lawyers have settled it. 167 00:08:41,313 --> 00:08:45,145 Oh, Angela, did you have to go and get your lawyer involved? 168 00:08:45,214 --> 00:08:46,560 Yes. 169 00:08:46,629 --> 00:08:48,355 Well, my lawyer says I'll win. 170 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:53,015 Did your lawyer also tell you what you'd be doing to Jonathan. 171 00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:54,188 Taking him away from school 172 00:08:54,257 --> 00:08:55,880 and friends and everything he's used to. 173 00:08:55,949 --> 00:08:58,883 Yeah, but I'll also be giving him something, me. 174 00:08:58,952 --> 00:09:01,989 Oh, wouldn't you just love to find that in a Cracker Jack box. 175 00:09:02,058 --> 00:09:03,508 Look, Angela. 176 00:09:03,577 --> 00:09:05,717 Look at the facts. A married couple, 177 00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:07,650 versus a single working mother 178 00:09:07,719 --> 00:09:10,308 who leaves her son with a housekeeper all day. 179 00:09:10,377 --> 00:09:12,103 Tony is more than just a housekeeper. 180 00:09:12,172 --> 00:09:13,449 Oh? 181 00:09:13,518 --> 00:09:15,485 He knows more about raising children than you do. 182 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,626 I know plenty about children. 183 00:09:17,695 --> 00:09:19,662 What do you know about children? 184 00:09:19,731 --> 00:09:21,008 I used to be one. 185 00:09:22,182 --> 00:09:23,493 You still are one. 186 00:09:25,047 --> 00:09:27,221 Sticks and stones, Angela. 187 00:09:27,290 --> 00:09:29,085 Oh, Michael, grow up. 188 00:09:36,645 --> 00:09:40,096 Well, so, the best man has to carry the ring 189 00:09:40,165 --> 00:09:42,478 and you also have to make the toast at the wedding. 190 00:09:42,547 --> 00:09:43,686 But they're not having toast. 191 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:45,205 They're having little quiches. 192 00:09:46,793 --> 00:09:49,381 No, no, no, Jonathan, that's a different kind of toast. 193 00:09:49,450 --> 00:09:50,762 This is when you stand up 194 00:09:50,831 --> 00:09:53,178 -and say something nice about your dad. -Ohh, I see. 195 00:09:53,247 --> 00:09:54,766 Don't worry, sweetheart. 196 00:09:54,835 --> 00:09:57,079 If you can't think of anything, everyone will understand. 197 00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,634 But what about the bachelor party? 198 00:10:00,703 --> 00:10:02,843 We need entertainment. 199 00:10:02,912 --> 00:10:05,535 Hey, how about mud wrestling? 200 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,503 Sweetheart, I don't think your father expects you 201 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:09,125 to throw him a bachelor party. 202 00:10:09,194 --> 00:10:11,265 But I have to. I'm the best man. 203 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:13,164 I know daddy will want it. 204 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:16,132 Well, daddy can't always have everything he wants. 205 00:10:16,201 --> 00:10:17,686 But I want to wrestle in mud! 206 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,516 Angela, Angela, wait a minute. 207 00:10:20,585 --> 00:10:22,345 What if, uh... What if I help him with it, huh? 208 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,278 And we'll do it right here. 209 00:10:24,347 --> 00:10:26,384 And we'll make it so wholesome even you could come. 210 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:28,455 No, you can't. No girls allowed. 211 00:10:28,524 --> 00:10:30,975 Hey, get out of here. We'll keep it clean, Angela. 212 00:10:32,701 --> 00:10:34,668 -All right. 213 00:10:34,737 --> 00:10:35,842 All right, Buddy. 214 00:10:35,911 --> 00:10:37,050 What do you got in mind? 215 00:10:37,119 --> 00:10:38,879 Well, first we need a stag film. 216 00:10:43,953 --> 00:10:46,507 NARRATOR: And as the herd moves south for the winter, 217 00:10:46,576 --> 00:10:50,028 we say goodbye to the Majestic North Elk. 218 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:56,000 Well, that was some great stag film, right guys? 219 00:10:58,796 --> 00:11:01,626 Hey, hey, it was either this or Debbie Does Dallas. 220 00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,148 All right, men, time for the root beer chug-a-lug. 221 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:11,947 -Hey, Michael. Congratulations. -Thanks, Tony. 222 00:11:12,016 --> 00:11:13,465 You're one lucky guy, huh? 223 00:11:13,534 --> 00:11:15,053 What a life you've got. 224 00:11:15,122 --> 00:11:17,193 You and Heather traveling around the world. 225 00:11:17,262 --> 00:11:18,574 Just you and her. 226 00:11:18,643 --> 00:11:19,920 In the jungle. 227 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,095 In a tent. 228 00:11:22,164 --> 00:11:24,511 In a sleeping bag. 229 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,031 Well, but I guess it's worth giving all that up, huh? 230 00:11:27,100 --> 00:11:28,411 What do you mean? 231 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:29,619 Well, I mean, once Jonathan's in school, you know, 232 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,898 Heather's gonna have to stay with him. 233 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:33,589 -But, that's no good. -Yeah, well, 234 00:11:33,658 --> 00:11:35,487 I had a feeling you'd see it that way. 235 00:11:35,556 --> 00:11:37,351 We'll have to hire a tutor. 236 00:11:38,594 --> 00:11:39,733 -A what? -A tutor. 237 00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:41,183 Yeah, that'll be great. Listen, 238 00:11:41,252 --> 00:11:42,702 Jonathan will learn more on these trips 239 00:11:42,771 --> 00:11:44,048 than he ever would in any classroom. 240 00:11:44,117 --> 00:11:45,739 -Thanks, Tony. -Okay. 241 00:11:47,948 --> 00:11:51,089 Excuse me, it's time for one of the bachelors to go to bed. 242 00:11:51,158 --> 00:11:52,988 Hey, the party's picking up, guys! 243 00:11:57,095 --> 00:11:58,648 Angela, let him stay up five more minutes 244 00:11:58,718 --> 00:12:00,547 just for the toast, all right, come on, buddy. You're on now. 245 00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:04,585 Okay. 246 00:12:07,312 --> 00:12:08,451 Here's to my dad. 247 00:12:09,970 --> 00:12:12,766 I'm glad he's marrying Heather because I like being with them, 248 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,941 and she has a convertible. 249 00:12:16,943 --> 00:12:19,221 My dad wanted me to be the best man, 250 00:12:21,292 --> 00:12:22,880 but I think he's the best. 251 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:25,710 And I love him. 252 00:12:25,779 --> 00:12:26,953 I love you, too. 253 00:12:31,302 --> 00:12:33,753 And now for dessert. 254 00:12:33,822 --> 00:12:35,099 Uh, uh, wait a minute, buddy. 255 00:12:35,168 --> 00:12:36,341 We didn't order dessert. 256 00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:37,964 You didn't, but I did. 257 00:12:40,104 --> 00:12:41,864 Bring it in, guys. 258 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:44,487 ALL: ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 259 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,351 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow 260 00:12:46,420 --> 00:12:48,526 ♪ For he's a jolly good fellow ♪ 261 00:12:48,595 --> 00:12:50,804 Whee! 262 00:13:07,165 --> 00:13:09,133 -Does that hurt? -Nah. 263 00:13:11,583 --> 00:13:13,723 Not usually. 264 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,760 Do you think I have to shave for the wedding? 265 00:13:15,829 --> 00:13:17,003 Well, let's see. 266 00:13:17,072 --> 00:13:18,556 Nah, maybe not this one. 267 00:13:18,625 --> 00:13:20,040 Maybe yours. 268 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:22,560 -When I grow up? -Yeah, that's right. When you grow up. 269 00:13:22,629 --> 00:13:24,976 Well, I wish I were grown up now. 270 00:13:25,045 --> 00:13:26,771 Then I wouldn't be so scared. 271 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:28,359 Wait a minute, will you. 272 00:13:28,428 --> 00:13:30,706 Your telling me your nervous about this wedding? 273 00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:33,847 Hey, well, don't worry about it, Buddy, because everybody gets scared. 274 00:13:33,916 --> 00:13:36,056 Not you, Tony, you're cool. 275 00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:41,268 Well, maybe now I'm cool, but when I was your age... 276 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:43,029 Hey, let me tell you a story. Come here. 277 00:13:43,098 --> 00:13:45,238 Up you go, hey you, okay. 278 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,068 When I was your age, 279 00:13:48,137 --> 00:13:50,864 I was the second Wise Man in the Christmas school play, okay? 280 00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,555 You know, the one with frankincense? 281 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:53,763 And you were scared? 282 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,490 Well, I wasn't scared. I was petrified. 283 00:13:56,559 --> 00:13:57,802 But you did great, right? 284 00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,046 Well, I dropped the frankincense 285 00:14:00,115 --> 00:14:01,979 and I threw up on Baby Jesus. 286 00:14:03,532 --> 00:14:05,361 Boy, was Jonny Drago mad. 287 00:14:05,430 --> 00:14:06,569 He was Baby Jesus. 288 00:14:08,433 --> 00:14:12,541 So, anyway, the moral of the story is that everybody gets scared. 289 00:14:12,610 --> 00:14:15,544 But I figure if you keep your lunch down, 290 00:14:15,613 --> 00:14:16,856 you're two steps ahead of me. 291 00:14:18,581 --> 00:14:20,342 Thanks, Tony. I needed that. 292 00:14:20,411 --> 00:14:21,550 All right, my buddy. 293 00:14:23,172 --> 00:14:25,243 Angela, I need your finger. 294 00:14:25,312 --> 00:14:26,520 Oh. 295 00:14:26,589 --> 00:14:28,143 -Okay. -Here we go. 296 00:14:28,212 --> 00:14:29,938 What'd you get them, Mother? 297 00:14:30,007 --> 00:14:31,284 A wok. 298 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:32,906 Oh no, that's what I got them. 299 00:14:32,975 --> 00:14:34,632 Ooh, well that's perfect. 300 00:14:34,701 --> 00:14:36,599 Why? They don't need two woks. 301 00:14:36,668 --> 00:14:38,256 No, but I need a wok. 302 00:14:38,325 --> 00:14:40,638 So you put my name on your gift and I'll take this one home. 303 00:14:42,743 --> 00:14:44,193 We're all set. 304 00:14:44,262 --> 00:14:47,438 Why, I sure hope Heather and Michael need a wok. 305 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:50,855 Sweetheart we're ready to go. Let's go baby. 306 00:14:50,924 --> 00:14:51,960 Let's hit it, let's move it. 307 00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:53,513 SAMANTHA: I'm not going. 308 00:14:54,721 --> 00:14:55,929 What's with her? What happened? 309 00:14:55,998 --> 00:14:59,174 I'm not going out in public like this. 310 00:14:59,243 --> 00:15:01,107 I look like a zebra. 311 00:15:02,073 --> 00:15:03,350 -Look at that. -That's nice. 312 00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:25,062 Go get 'em, baby. 313 00:15:27,133 --> 00:15:28,893 -Hey Sam, it's still kind of warm out... -No! 314 00:15:31,654 --> 00:15:34,795 Sweetheart, you look so handsome. 315 00:15:34,864 --> 00:15:36,004 -Yeah? -Yeah. 316 00:15:36,073 --> 00:15:37,039 Just like daddy. 317 00:15:38,834 --> 00:15:41,492 Well, you are his son. 318 00:15:43,287 --> 00:15:45,047 -Mom, are you all right? -Yeah. 319 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,601 I always cry at weddings. 320 00:15:47,670 --> 00:15:49,810 Come on. Let's go find your daddy. He's waiting for you. 321 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:51,536 Oh. 322 00:16:06,448 --> 00:16:08,588 Well, this is it. You all ready? 323 00:16:08,657 --> 00:16:10,624 Well, I'm kind of scared. 324 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:11,867 Oh, no, you're not. 325 00:16:11,936 --> 00:16:13,075 You're a Bower. 326 00:16:13,144 --> 00:16:14,559 I'm a scared Bower. 327 00:16:19,702 --> 00:16:21,497 My stomach hurts. 328 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,051 Well, what do you want me to do? 329 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:24,742 Mommy gives me ginger ale. 330 00:16:24,811 --> 00:16:27,400 Jonathan, I don't have any ginger ale now. 331 00:16:27,469 --> 00:16:29,195 Come on, come on, this is my big moment, now. 332 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:30,541 I'm counting on you. 333 00:16:38,066 --> 00:16:40,447 Look at him. He's scared to death. 334 00:16:40,516 --> 00:16:42,001 Nah, he'll be fine. 335 00:16:44,313 --> 00:16:45,452 I hope. 336 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:06,025 Oh, she looks so beautiful. 337 00:17:07,819 --> 00:17:10,167 Ooh, sorry, Angela. Oh, she's a dog. 338 00:17:12,548 --> 00:17:13,791 No she isn't sweetheart. 339 00:17:14,447 --> 00:17:15,620 She is beautiful. 340 00:17:15,689 --> 00:17:17,519 Ah, give her 20 years. 341 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:36,296 Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today 342 00:17:36,365 --> 00:17:38,436 to join together this man and this woman. 343 00:17:39,161 --> 00:17:40,990 Dad, I don't feel good. 344 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,303 Shh. 345 00:17:43,372 --> 00:17:46,065 The state of matrimony is not one to be entered into lightly. 346 00:17:46,686 --> 00:17:48,101 Dad, I mean it. 347 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:50,034 Jonathan, please. 348 00:17:50,103 --> 00:17:51,967 If any man can show just cause 349 00:17:52,036 --> 00:17:54,866 why these two should not be lawfully joined, 350 00:17:54,935 --> 00:17:57,628 let him speak now or forever hold his peace. 351 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,876 He's tossing his cookies! 352 00:18:04,945 --> 00:18:07,569 Yeah, all over Heather. 353 00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:10,848 Honey! 354 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:12,091 Jonathan! 355 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,471 Daddy! 356 00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,886 Gross. 357 00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,478 There. 358 00:18:20,547 --> 00:18:23,171 Now doesn't that ginger ale make everything feel better? 359 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:26,519 No, I ruined everything. 360 00:18:26,588 --> 00:18:28,486 No you didn't, sweetheart. 361 00:18:28,555 --> 00:18:30,937 Everything's gonna be fine, I promise. 362 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:33,940 Mom, I threw up on the bride. 363 00:18:35,321 --> 00:18:36,805 Well, honey, 364 00:18:37,461 --> 00:18:39,083 in some countries 365 00:18:39,773 --> 00:18:40,912 that's a tradition. 366 00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,753 Does Jonathan throw up like this a lot? 367 00:18:53,822 --> 00:18:55,375 How am I supposed to know? 368 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,825 You're his father. 369 00:18:56,894 --> 00:18:59,138 Don't you know anything about him? 370 00:18:59,207 --> 00:19:01,070 Angela always took care of that kind of thing. 371 00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,348 Oh, really? 372 00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:04,384 Didn't she think it was disgusting? 373 00:19:05,903 --> 00:19:07,180 Excuse me, folks. 374 00:19:07,249 --> 00:19:09,355 Could we finish tying the knot? 375 00:19:09,424 --> 00:19:11,011 I have a chili cook-off to bless. 376 00:19:19,675 --> 00:19:21,125 Angela? 377 00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:22,437 In here, Tony. 378 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:27,338 How's he doing? 379 00:19:27,407 --> 00:19:29,651 He's sleeping quietly now, but 380 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:31,722 before he was having terrible dreams about 381 00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:33,413 dropping frankincense? 382 00:19:34,552 --> 00:19:36,105 Hey, don't worry about it. 383 00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,142 It's a common childhood nightmare. 384 00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,626 Let's let him sleep. 385 00:19:43,630 --> 00:19:45,805 I'm really going to miss him. 386 00:19:45,874 --> 00:19:48,670 Angela, we're just going to be in the other room here. Come on. 387 00:19:48,739 --> 00:19:50,361 Tony, I know you don't want to hear this, 388 00:19:51,776 --> 00:19:53,985 but I've decided not to fight. 389 00:19:54,054 --> 00:19:55,677 I'm going to give Michael joint custody. 390 00:19:56,885 --> 00:19:58,680 You're right. I don't want to hear this. 391 00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:07,309 Did you see what I saw tonight? 392 00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:10,278 Yeah, it was great. All over her shoes. 393 00:20:10,347 --> 00:20:12,970 That little boy is so anxious to please his father 394 00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:14,799 that he made himself sick. 395 00:20:15,524 --> 00:20:16,767 All right, all right. 396 00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:19,425 So buy her a new pair of shoes, but keep your son. 397 00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:21,081 Tony, I've made up my mind. 398 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,256 Oh yeah, well did you think what it would be like 399 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:24,740 around the house without Jonathan? 400 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:25,914 I'll miss him. 401 00:20:27,605 --> 00:20:28,710 We'll miss him. 402 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:31,402 But isn't that a selfish reason 403 00:20:31,471 --> 00:20:33,887 to keep a boy away from his father? 404 00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,958 Selfish is good if it's for the right reasons. 405 00:20:36,027 --> 00:20:37,995 Jonathan loves Michael. 406 00:20:38,064 --> 00:20:40,791 Hey, ho, Jonathan loves you too. 407 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:50,421 -Michael. -Hi. 408 00:20:50,490 --> 00:20:51,698 Is Jonathan feeling better? 409 00:20:51,767 --> 00:20:54,322 Yeah, he's sleeping. How's Heather? 410 00:20:54,391 --> 00:20:56,220 Well, she's barefoot and married. 411 00:20:57,463 --> 00:20:59,119 Congratulations. 412 00:20:59,188 --> 00:21:01,915 Listen, Angela, I'd like to talk to you about Jonathan. 413 00:21:01,984 --> 00:21:05,194 -Me too. -Angela... 414 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:07,921 All right, all right, all right, all right, but I ain't gonna watch. 415 00:21:07,990 --> 00:21:09,475 I'm gonna go hang up Jonathan's jacket. 416 00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:16,792 Angela, Heather and I talked about it and... 417 00:21:16,861 --> 00:21:20,382 Well, I just don't think that we're ready to be full-time parents. 418 00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:22,660 Even on a part-time basis. 419 00:21:22,729 --> 00:21:24,248 You mean you're not going to take him? 420 00:21:26,457 --> 00:21:28,045 I thought you were going to hang up a jacket. 421 00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:29,426 I did. It didn't take long. 422 00:21:31,255 --> 00:21:32,877 You don't want custody? 423 00:21:32,946 --> 00:21:37,434 Listen, Angela, Jonathan's a wonderful boy and... 424 00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:39,125 Well, you've done a great job with him. 425 00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:40,747 You bet she is. 426 00:21:40,816 --> 00:21:45,027 But, well, Heather and I just got married, and... 427 00:21:46,788 --> 00:21:48,997 I think we need some time to be alone together. 428 00:21:49,066 --> 00:21:50,550 In a tent. 429 00:21:50,619 --> 00:21:51,758 In a sleeping bag. 430 00:21:52,725 --> 00:21:54,382 So... 431 00:21:54,451 --> 00:21:55,797 I gotta be going. 432 00:21:55,866 --> 00:21:57,833 I've got a bride waiting downstairs. 433 00:22:02,769 --> 00:22:04,184 Goodbye, Angela. 434 00:22:04,253 --> 00:22:05,462 -Bye, Michael. 435 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,256 Thank you. 436 00:22:09,017 --> 00:22:10,121 Bye-bye. 437 00:22:12,814 --> 00:22:15,092 -We got him. -We got him! 438 00:22:20,097 --> 00:22:21,616 What's going on? 439 00:22:21,685 --> 00:22:23,480 Nothing, sweetheart. 440 00:22:23,549 --> 00:22:25,792 Absolutely nothing! 441 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,243 Is she all right? 442 00:22:28,312 --> 00:22:29,417 Ah... 443 00:22:36,700 --> 00:22:38,184 TONY: Who's The Boss? will be back in a moment. 444 00:22:38,253 --> 00:22:39,530 Stick around. 445 00:22:54,994 --> 00:22:56,236 Do you come here often? 446 00:22:57,479 --> 00:22:58,825 I'm with my mother. 447 00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:02,933 Do you think she'd mind if we danced? 448 00:23:03,002 --> 00:23:04,866 Well, she's at the bar. 449 00:23:07,144 --> 00:23:08,732 Oh, come on. 450 00:23:20,019 --> 00:23:23,747 You know, I can't understand Michael. 451 00:23:23,816 --> 00:23:26,508 I mean, he's got the chance to spend the rest of his life 452 00:23:26,577 --> 00:23:30,374 with a great kid like Jonathan and he walks away. 453 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:33,722 I mean, he should have every lawyer in the country fighting you on this. 454 00:23:33,791 --> 00:23:35,552 Don't tell him that. 455 00:23:35,621 --> 00:23:37,657 Ah, what do you expect? 456 00:23:37,726 --> 00:23:39,625 I mean, of course he's going to walk away from Jonathan. 457 00:23:39,694 --> 00:23:41,350 He was dumb enough to walk away from you. 32276

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