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♪ There is more in life
than what you're living
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♪ So take a chance
and face the wind
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♪ An open road,
and a road that's hidden
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♪ Brand new life
around the bend
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♪ There were times
when I lost a dream or two
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♪ Found the trail
and at the end was you
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♪ There's a path you take
and a path not taken
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-Hey, Wally.
-Huh?
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Did you catch that new girl
at the juice bar?
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Wow!
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Yeah, yeah.
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She looks just like
my wife, Peggy.
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In your dreams.
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And, by the way,
she's your ex-wife.
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I mean, you've been
divorced six months.
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Don't you think we should
stop talking about her?
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You're right. All right.
I agree.
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My analyst agrees.
My dental hygienist agrees.
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I just can't help
thinking that
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Peggy's gonna be
coming back to me.
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Wally, she's remarried.
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Marriages break up,
you know. Mine did.
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Come on,
Wally, you've got
to get out there.
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You got to start circulating.
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It's easy for you to say.
You were born irresistible.
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I wasn't born irresistible.
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I had to work at it.
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Well, no, you know,
women just don't seem
to find me very attractive.
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Peggy must've told me that
at least a million times.
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Would you forget
about Peggy?
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Peggy is not all women.
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Well, she is to me.
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She was my first girlfriend.
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And between us, Tony,
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she's the first woman
I ever...
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Well, you know.
And I was her only man.
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You mean Peggy Putnam?
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"Party Time Peg?"
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Hey, why don't you guys
evaporate, huh?
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See what I'm telling you?
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You gotta get out
of your shell,
start circulating.
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-How about that girl
at the juice bar?
-No.
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She was too aggressive,
too forward.
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Wally, she had to ask you
what you wanted,
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she's the waitress.
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You got anybody else?
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Uh...
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I've got it.
I've got it. Angela.
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She's my boss.
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She's real nice,
and she's smart.
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And she is really...
Not bad looking.
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Then why would she
want to go out with me then?
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Hey, I can talk her
into anything.
Don't worry.
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Well, if she's so great,
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how come you don't
go out with her?
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She's got a weak heart.
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Can't believe I'm doing this.
I hate blind dates.
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Oh, come on, Angela.
You're gonna have
a great time with Wally.
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Hey, he's a prince of a guy,
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and underneath it all,
he's got a great personality.
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Uh-oh.
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Well, you look
really...warm, dear.
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So, where's he
taking you? Norway?
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No, Mother,
we're going to play
miniature golf.
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What kind of a lame-o
comes up with an idea
like miniature golf?
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Actually, that was my idea.
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Does that answer
your question?
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Mother, it's a
perfect blind date.
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You're always on your feet,
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and if the guy tries
anything funny,
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you've got a club
in your hand.
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Hey, listen. Guys, listen.
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You know,
Wally's kind-of rusty
at this dating stuff.
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I don't think he needs
a reception committee.
Come on.
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Oh, come on, Dad.
We just want to check him out.
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Yeah, we won't say anything.
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We'll just stare.
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-Mother!
-Out.
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No, no, no,
come on, come on.
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This'll be going to be
really good for Wally,
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going out with
a woman like you.
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A woman like me?
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Well, yeah, you know...
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Most guys would've
fixed him up with a dog.
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Thank you, Tony.
Sort of.
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Hey, Wally, Here you are
right on time and looking
really beige.
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Come on in.
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Wally, this is Angela.
Angela, this is Wally.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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She doesn't wanna
go out with me.
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Oh! No, she does.
She does. Sure, she does.
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-Don't you, Angela?
-Of course I do.
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-Okay. Here.
-Oh!
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Thank you.
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Oh!
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A wrist corsage!
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I know... I know that
flowers aren't exactly right
for miniature golf.
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-But Peggy, that's my wife...
-Ex-wife.
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Right.
You're absolutely right.
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My ex-wife.
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The greatest woman
I've ever known
in my entire life.
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She just loved flowers.
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I can't believe she's gone.
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-Uh, Wally. Wally...
-Uh-huh?
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Uh, if you'd would like
to call this off,
I really would understand.
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No, no, no, no.
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He's raring to go,
he's raring to go.
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Right. Right.
I won't let you down.
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Let's play golf!
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I will get you for this.
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Thank you. I had
a wonderful time.
Goodnight.
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You said "Wonderful."
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That's the exact word
I was going to use.
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Wonderful.
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-There it is again.
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From now on, Angela,
that's gonna be our word.
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How sweet.
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Well, thank you and goodnight.
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Wait a minute.
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I was wondering
when can I see you again?
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I mean... Tomorrow?
Friday? Saturday?
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-Sunday? You say when...
-You know, Wally...
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You know, this is a time
when you should be
seeing a lot of women.
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-You're still recovering
from your divorce.
-No.
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You are the one for me.
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I haven't felt like this
since the night I met
and proposed to Peggy.
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Wonderful!
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Oh!
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Goodnight.
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WALLY: Wonderful!
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Hey, Angela, how'd it go?
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-Not wonderful.
-So, how was it?
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-Pretty bad.
-Did you have a good time?
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-Horrible.
-Hi, Mom.
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It was awful, okay?
It was the worst night
of my life.
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Can't say I didn't warn you
about the miniature golf.
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Oh, come on, Angela.
It couldn't have been
that bad.
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You're wrong.
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I'm sure
he's a very nice guy
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but's he just a little too...
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Pathetic.
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I mean, he is so desperate.
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One date, and the guy thinks
he's in love with me.
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That is desperate.
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Hey, Angela.
Come on. Angela, wait.
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He needs another chance.
He's like a guy
who fell off a horse.
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He's having trouble getting
back in the saddle.
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Well, you know what I mean.
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That's right, dear.
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I mean, what is one more
bad date in your life?
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No. No. Never again.
Absolutely not.
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Forget it.
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-I think she's coming around.
-Oh, yeah.
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Wally? All right, all right.
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-Wally.
-Hi. Has Angela gone?
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Yeah, she, uh,
she just left for work.
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Did she tell you
anything at all
about our date?
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Well, she filled me in
on the highlights.
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Tony, it was magic!
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We were made for each other.
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-You sure you two
were on the same date?
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-Hey, Tony?
-Yeah.
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Is this Angela's toast?
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I think so.
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Oh, look at that.
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It's perfect.
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I can hardly wait to kiss her.
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Now, come on,
sit down and tell me
everything about her.
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Everything!
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Well, all right, look.
She's...
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She's five-foot-seven.
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She's a Gemini,
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and she never wants
to see you again.
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Figures, you know.
Peggy was a Gemini.
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Oh, would you
stop with Peggy?
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Good morning, Tony.
Oh, sorry.
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I, I didn't realize
you had company.
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Mona, this is Wally. Yeah.
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Wally, this is Mona,
Angela's mother.
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-You're Wally?
-Yeah.
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Well, my goodness,
I've heard so much about you.
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No, no, no, no, not that.
Not that, look?
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Uh... Stay here
with Mona, okay?
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Yeah, that's right.
You really should not be alone
at a time like this.
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Stay and have a cup of coffee.
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Finish your toast.
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Mona, thank you.
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-Hey, buddy,
see you later, all right?
-Yeah, yeah.
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You know, I should have
expected this.
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Why would
a woman like Angela
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be interested
in a loser like me?
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You're not a loser.
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Stop playing with your food.
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Wally, you have a lot of...
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Potential.
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-I do?
-Yes!
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Trust me.
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Wally, you are a diamond
in the rough.
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I'm a lump of coal.
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No, you're not, maybe...
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Maybe you're just
trying too hard, huh?
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You know,
women like a, a little...
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-Flirting.
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No, I could...
I could never do that.
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Never obvious.
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Then you turn back slowly.
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This time
staring a little longer.
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This sure beats
miniature golf.
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Okay, all right, you try it.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
I'm no good at it.
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No, you were great.
I can't do that kinda thing.
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Have fun! Have fun, come on.
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All right, okay.
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First, okay, I look...
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Mmm-hmm.
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-Look at you.
-Mmm-hmm.
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Then I smile...
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Then I turn away...
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I forget what comes next.
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Oh, Wally, don't worry.
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You're gonna be great.
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Because you've got
the best coach
in the business.
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-Oh, hi, Tony.
-Hey, Angela.
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Listen, before you say
another thing.
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I'm real sorry
about last night.
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I never should have
made you go out with Wally.
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Oh, Tony.
You know, it's funny...
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All day I'm at work
with confident,
good-looking men
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who say the right things
and wear the right clothes,
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and you know what?
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It got me thinking
about Wally.
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-Our Wally?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, you know,
he's nothing like those men.
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You can say that again.
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And Tony, last night
wasn't so bad.
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I mean, the wrist corsage,
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although totally
inappropriate,
was rather sweet.
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I was the only one
at Puttin' Palace wearing one.
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And when he stepped in
the water hazard,
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I mean, most guys
would've quit.
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But, you know,
he hung his socks
on the windmill
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and he played on through.
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I mean, the guy
has a certain...
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-Nerdy-charm?
-Exactly.
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Well, Angela, you know,
he was here this morning,
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old Wally, and...
And he's wild about you.
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He would die for you.
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Really?
249
00:12:07,485 --> 00:12:10,902
Oh, there is something sort of
appealing about that.
250
00:12:10,971 --> 00:12:13,249
And, you know, I do know
what he's going through.
251
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:15,873
It's very, very tough
dating again after divorce.
252
00:12:15,942 --> 00:12:18,599
Yeah, yeah.
That's why you'd be
so perfect for him.
253
00:12:18,668 --> 00:12:22,086
But Angela, this time
could you try to be
a little more, um, fun?
254
00:12:23,639 --> 00:12:24,744
What?
255
00:12:25,227 --> 00:12:26,469
I'm fun.
256
00:12:29,610 --> 00:12:31,405
Yeah.
257
00:12:31,474 --> 00:12:33,304
Hey, Wally. What's up?
258
00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:35,720
I am, Tony.
I'm walking on air.
259
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:37,895
Well, I can see that.
Hey, I like the new threads.
260
00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:40,414
Yeah? Oh, yeah.
Well, I'm trying
to change my image.
261
00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:41,588
Well, good change.
262
00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:43,279
Very good change.
263
00:12:44,073 --> 00:12:45,592
Oh, hi, Angela.
264
00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:47,801
Hi, Wally.
265
00:12:47,870 --> 00:12:49,699
You know, Wally,
as it turns out,
266
00:12:49,769 --> 00:12:52,910
I... I'm going to be free
on Saturday night...
267
00:12:52,979 --> 00:12:55,705
Or, uh, even tonight
if you'd like to do something.
268
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:59,054
Oh, yeah.
Well, actually, tomorrow would
be a lot better for me
269
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,573
because tonight, I,
I have plans. Okay?
270
00:13:04,542 --> 00:13:06,682
You... You have plans?
271
00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:11,376
Well, there you are, gorgeous.
272
00:13:21,421 --> 00:13:23,009
Wait a minute.
273
00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,702
Wally. Now you're
going out with Mona?
274
00:13:26,771 --> 00:13:28,808
Yes. Isn't life strange?
275
00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:33,122
You know, I didn't realize
you two even knew each other.
276
00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:35,124
You know that Tony
introduced us?
277
00:13:35,193 --> 00:13:36,643
TONY: What? What?
278
00:13:36,712 --> 00:13:39,232
I, I said,
"Mona, this is Wally,
Wally, this is Mona."
279
00:13:40,992 --> 00:13:42,028
You call that an introduction?
280
00:13:42,097 --> 00:13:43,201
Could I have a word
with you, sir?
281
00:13:43,270 --> 00:13:45,341
-Sure, what's on your mind?
-Inside.
282
00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:50,864
Wally, what is going on?
283
00:13:50,933 --> 00:13:52,659
Well, you said I should date
lots of other women.
284
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:54,385
I didn't mean
in the same house!
285
00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:59,045
Uh, Mother, would it be
prying too much to ask you
286
00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:00,943
why you stole my date?
287
00:14:02,565 --> 00:14:05,016
I didn't steal him, dear.
288
00:14:05,085 --> 00:14:07,398
I thought you didn't
want him anymore.
289
00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:08,537
Really?
290
00:14:08,606 --> 00:14:10,159
Whatever gave you that idea?
291
00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:11,678
You did.
292
00:14:11,747 --> 00:14:14,819
You said that it was
the worst night of your life.
293
00:14:14,888 --> 00:14:17,477
I thought I was
doing you a favor.
294
00:14:17,546 --> 00:14:19,306
Oh, thank you, Mother.
295
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,930
But I've decided to go out
with Wally again.
296
00:14:21,999 --> 00:14:23,345
Well, that's nice, dear.
297
00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:24,967
Don't wait up.
298
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:26,451
Wait a minute.
299
00:14:26,520 --> 00:14:28,039
You're still
going out with him?
300
00:14:28,108 --> 00:14:31,215
You bet. And it won't be
the worst night of my life.
301
00:14:33,148 --> 00:14:35,840
Come on, Wally.
Let's blow this pop stand.
302
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:39,948
Oh... Goodnight, Tony.
Goodnight, Angela.
303
00:14:40,017 --> 00:14:42,467
I'll, uh, see you tomorrow.
304
00:14:54,479 --> 00:14:56,481
Can you believe my mother?
305
00:14:57,620 --> 00:15:01,107
Poor Wally,
poor, vulnerable Wally.
306
00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:03,661
Shattered by a divorce,
on the rebound from me,
307
00:15:03,730 --> 00:15:05,318
he falls right
into her clutches.
308
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:10,081
That's one way
of looking at it.
309
00:15:10,150 --> 00:15:11,876
Was that Grandma
leaving with Wally?
310
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,188
Yeah, sport.
311
00:15:13,257 --> 00:15:15,915
You're right, Sam.
Wally dumped Mom
for Grandma.
312
00:15:20,678 --> 00:15:22,680
That's just another way
of looking at it, you know.
313
00:15:23,888 --> 00:15:26,960
Well, we'll just see
who gets dumped.
314
00:15:27,029 --> 00:15:29,238
Oh, what are you gonna do?
You're gonna break
the date with Wally?
315
00:15:29,307 --> 00:15:31,516
No. I'm gonna to keep
the date with Wally.
316
00:15:31,585 --> 00:15:33,208
And I'm gonna
take your advice.
317
00:15:33,277 --> 00:15:34,795
Now you're talking!
Take my advice.
318
00:15:36,211 --> 00:15:38,075
What advice was that?
319
00:15:38,144 --> 00:15:40,353
You said I should be more fun.
320
00:15:40,422 --> 00:15:42,113
Well, I'm going to be
so damn much fun,
321
00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:44,633
Wally's not gonna see straight
for a week.
322
00:15:51,364 --> 00:15:54,125
Dad, did you ever date
two women at the same time?
323
00:15:55,368 --> 00:15:56,576
Well...
324
00:15:57,715 --> 00:15:59,475
Well, once.
325
00:15:59,544 --> 00:16:00,925
When I was in high school,
326
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,823
I went out with
the Camisa sisters
for a while.
327
00:16:02,892 --> 00:16:04,756
But it didn't last.
328
00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,449
What happened?
Did they find out
and break the date?
329
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,624
No, the Camisa brothers
found out and broke my nose.
330
00:16:12,247 --> 00:16:13,351
Well, I'd better go upstairs.
331
00:16:13,420 --> 00:16:16,147
I told Jonathan I'd play
hide and seek with him.
332
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,287
-He's been hiding since 7:30.
333
00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,434
Good evening.
334
00:16:29,195 --> 00:16:31,645
Check it out.
335
00:16:31,714 --> 00:16:33,371
-I hope I grow into that.
-Get outta here.
336
00:16:35,373 --> 00:16:37,962
Angela, that ain't a dress,
that's a weapon.
337
00:16:38,031 --> 00:16:41,241
Oh, this?
338
00:16:41,310 --> 00:16:44,106
I just grabbed the first thing
I saw in the closet
and threw it on.
339
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,973
You've been getting dressed
for an hour and a half.
340
00:16:49,042 --> 00:16:50,561
The zipper was stuck.
341
00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:55,186
Oh, hello, dear.
342
00:16:55,255 --> 00:16:57,361
My goodness, you look nice.
343
00:16:57,430 --> 00:16:59,397
Oh, your dress is ripped.
344
00:17:02,918 --> 00:17:05,679
Oh, Mother, what a lovely
sweater you have
345
00:17:05,748 --> 00:17:07,819
clinging to you
like a long lost relative.
346
00:17:09,856 --> 00:17:11,547
Yeah, you know, you do.
347
00:17:11,616 --> 00:17:12,824
You both look terrific.
348
00:17:12,893 --> 00:17:14,585
Really, terrific.
349
00:17:14,654 --> 00:17:18,485
Mother, did you come over here
to show off your sweater
350
00:17:18,554 --> 00:17:20,315
or is there something
you wanted?
351
00:17:20,384 --> 00:17:24,698
Well, I borrowed Wally's
jacket last night, uh...
352
00:17:24,767 --> 00:17:26,942
Late last night and. uh...
353
00:17:27,011 --> 00:17:29,738
I just thought
I'd bring it over
and thank him.
354
00:17:29,807 --> 00:17:31,050
I can thank him.
355
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:33,052
I don't think you can really
thank him the way I can.
356
00:17:33,121 --> 00:17:34,950
Girls! Girls!
357
00:17:35,019 --> 00:17:36,193
Ladies!
358
00:17:38,367 --> 00:17:40,024
How about if I thank him
and he gets it in one piece?
359
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:42,164
Now what is going on here?
360
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:44,339
Well, my mother has
clearly set her cap for Wally
361
00:17:44,408 --> 00:17:45,754
and I'm afraid she's
going to be disappointed
362
00:17:45,823 --> 00:17:48,722
because it's obvious that
he is quite interested in me.
363
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:51,518
After last night, I doubt that
he even remembers her.
364
00:17:54,245 --> 00:17:57,352
And after tonight
I doubt he'll ever forget.
365
00:17:59,354 --> 00:18:00,355
Hey, uh do you
want me to get that
366
00:18:00,424 --> 00:18:01,735
or do you two
wanna duke it out?
367
00:18:04,773 --> 00:18:06,085
-Hey, Wally.
-Hi, Tony.
368
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,500
-How are you?
-Hi, Angela.
369
00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:09,571
Hello, Wally.
370
00:18:10,503 --> 00:18:12,091
What a pretty dress.
371
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:13,161
Well, thank you.
372
00:18:13,230 --> 00:18:14,300
Hi, Wally.
373
00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:18,027
What a great sweater.
374
00:18:19,684 --> 00:18:21,376
All right, look, you two
have a good time.
375
00:18:21,445 --> 00:18:23,481
-Go ahead.
-Did you see that sweater?
376
00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:32,007
Wally, it's just you
and me tonight, let's party.
377
00:18:32,076 --> 00:18:34,354
Well, before you go,
378
00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:36,598
wouldn't anyone like a drink?
379
00:18:37,046 --> 00:18:38,910
I would.
380
00:18:38,979 --> 00:18:41,672
Well, it is Saturday.
I mean, let the
good times roll.
381
00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:44,813
Well, then, Mother,
why don't you
382
00:18:44,882 --> 00:18:46,366
make a round
of your specialty?
383
00:18:46,953 --> 00:18:48,782
Old fashioneds.
384
00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:51,060
Oh, Angela, you make them.
385
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:53,408
You're the expert
at ice and bitters.
386
00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:56,238
Why don't you both go?
387
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,171
You're getting fur
on the rug here.
388
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:09,631
Tony, are those
two gorgeous women
really fighting over me
389
00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,841
or is this some kind of
a cruel, practical joke?
390
00:19:12,910 --> 00:19:15,499
It's hard to believe,
isn't it?
391
00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:18,053
I mean, it's really
hard to believe.
392
00:19:18,122 --> 00:19:19,365
Well, I don't know. I mean...
393
00:19:19,434 --> 00:19:21,436
Maybe beneath
this civilized exterior
394
00:19:21,505 --> 00:19:23,265
beats the heart of a savage.
395
00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:29,064
It's really hard to believe.
396
00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,999
Listen, "savage",
I'll be right back.
397
00:19:33,068 --> 00:19:35,208
Do me a favor.
Don't swing on anything
while I'm gone.
398
00:20:26,155 --> 00:20:27,985
And may the best woman win.
399
00:20:32,507 --> 00:20:35,234
She would stoop to
blatant sexuality.
400
00:20:44,277 --> 00:20:46,245
Where are the Camisa boys
when you need them?
401
00:20:49,178 --> 00:20:51,353
Tony, you're not going
to believe this.
402
00:20:51,422 --> 00:20:53,286
They want me to choose
between them.
403
00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:55,806
-I know.
-How did this happen?
404
00:20:55,875 --> 00:20:57,635
I don't know.
405
00:20:57,704 --> 00:20:59,465
Maybe what I've been
telling you all along is true.
406
00:20:59,534 --> 00:21:02,295
That underneath it all,
you're a terrific guy.
407
00:21:02,364 --> 00:21:03,883
You just needed
some confidence.
408
00:21:03,952 --> 00:21:06,782
And now I got it.
Thanks to you...
409
00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:08,819
Dude.
410
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,374
Give me five.
411
00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:16,309
Wally!
412
00:21:19,347 --> 00:21:21,383
Keep your money.
Just tell me who
you're gonna go with.
413
00:21:21,452 --> 00:21:23,937
I don't know.
I've been thinking
this over. I mean...
414
00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:42,473
I don't want to hurt
their feelings, Tony.
415
00:21:42,542 --> 00:21:43,854
Could you do it for me?
416
00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:47,167
-Ugh!
-Come on.
417
00:21:48,445 --> 00:21:51,620
All right.
All right, "wild man".
418
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:52,897
Go ahead,
go break some hearts.
419
00:21:52,966 --> 00:21:54,899
-Thanks, a lot Tony. Thanks.
-All right.
420
00:21:54,968 --> 00:21:56,798
You know, I wish I was
still married to Peggy
421
00:21:56,867 --> 00:21:59,594
-because I could
dump her, too.
422
00:22:03,667 --> 00:22:05,151
That's great, huh.
423
00:22:05,772 --> 00:22:06,842
Oh...
424
00:22:08,706 --> 00:22:10,432
-Where's Wally?
-Yeah.
425
00:22:10,501 --> 00:22:12,814
-He has to make a decision.
-Yeah.
426
00:22:12,883 --> 00:22:14,678
Well, Wally made
the only decision
he could make.
427
00:22:14,747 --> 00:22:16,335
He, uh, decided to leave.
428
00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:18,198
Why?
429
00:22:19,855 --> 00:22:21,305
Well...
430
00:22:21,374 --> 00:22:23,203
He was overwhelmed.
431
00:22:23,272 --> 00:22:25,516
Overwhelmed with the thought
of having to choose
432
00:22:25,585 --> 00:22:29,071
between two such
loving and caring ladies
such as yourselves.
433
00:22:29,140 --> 00:22:30,314
He asked me
to tell you that,
434
00:22:30,383 --> 00:22:31,936
and hoped
you would understand.
435
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,559
Oh, we understand, all right.
436
00:22:34,353 --> 00:22:35,354
Right.
437
00:22:38,564 --> 00:22:39,979
We both got dumped.
438
00:22:41,049 --> 00:22:42,084
Bingo.
439
00:22:49,091 --> 00:22:50,679
TONY: Who's The Boss
will be back in a moment.
440
00:22:50,748 --> 00:22:52,025
Stick around.
441
00:22:55,891 --> 00:22:58,929
Tony, just for the sake
of argument,
442
00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:00,137
who would you have chosen?
443
00:23:02,139 --> 00:23:05,107
Just for the sake
of not arguing,
I won't say, okay?
444
00:23:06,557 --> 00:23:08,697
Well, you know...
445
00:23:08,766 --> 00:23:10,768
Mother, I think he would
have chosen you
446
00:23:40,591 --> 00:23:42,421
I'm sorry I stole
your boyfriend.
447
00:23:44,043 --> 00:23:48,806
Oh, Mother, you didn't
steal my boyfriend.
448
00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,740
We all know if I wanted to,
I could get him back
like that.
449
00:23:51,809 --> 00:23:54,122
In a pig's eye.
450
00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:57,021
Oh, yes? Mother, really...
451
00:23:57,090 --> 00:24:00,369
Ladies, ladies! Time!
Time! Time, time, time
452
00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,371
I'll get the mud,
you get in your bikinis,
453
00:24:02,441 --> 00:24:03,511
we'll settle this
like we should.
454
00:24:03,580 --> 00:24:04,788
Come on, let's go.
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