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[narrator] Brought to you
by Jackie Pennid�tter,
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private investigator.
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If you need dirt on someone,
call Jackie today.
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So, tell me everything
about this Rodney guy.
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Well, I know Cousin Rodney
from the bucket times.
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- Bucket times?
- Yeah, you know,
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when you're so small
that your mom puts you
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in a bucket
with other kid relatives
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to take cute photos?
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[clicks tongue] Aw, look.
You were just a baby.
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I know. Yeah, I barely
remember Rodney, honestly.
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Don't worry, Barry.
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I made this sign
with his name on it.
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Hold it up when he comes out.
It'll be cute.
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[gasps] Oh! [chuckles, grunts]
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[straining] Rodney, is that you?
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[chuckles, inhales]
Classic Barry prank.
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Man, I am so pumped
you're planning my Fab Fourteen.
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No one better
than my oldest bud.
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- Who, me?
- [chuckles] "Who, me?"
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Classic Bar.
Keep 'em comin'!
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Ope, there's my duffels!
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Oh. [grumbles]
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[grunts]
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[chuckles] No.
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Hey, Mom, I- I don't know
if I'm the right person
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to be in charge of Rodney's 14th
birthday party. [nervous chuckle] It's a big one.
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- Duffles!
- Do the bucket times mean nothing to you, Barry?
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You're Rodney's best friend.
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I wouldn't go that far.
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Rodney's mom says
he tells everyone
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about the time you two
got stuck going down the slide together.
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- Which time?
- [Mary] Remember?
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The fire department had
to get you out.
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Really? Wow.
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Okay, guess I'm planning
a Fab Fourteen for Rodney.
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[Rodney in the distance]
Little help, Bar? Lot of duffles!
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[? intriguing music plays]
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Okay, and this kid's theme
was transportation.
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Hmm. Mm. [clicks tongue]
I don't know.
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I think a guy's Fab Fourteen
should be a celebration
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of his journey
through life so far.
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Like... "From punk
to hunk," huh?
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[chuckles]
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Yeah. Oh, I feel that.
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Okay, so give me
some specifics.
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- Like, what are you feeling...
- Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I already know too much.
Don't want to ruin any surprises.
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[door closes]
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I got you, buddy.
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Okay. [humming]
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Okay, so now tell me
everything you know
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about Rodney.
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Well, we used to hang out
in a bucket.
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Hm-hm. Great start.
And... what else?
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[smacks lips] We were
on the slide that one time. [awkward chuckle]
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[chuckles] Oh,
now we're cookin' with gas.
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Okay, what else?
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That's all I know
about this kid.
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What do I do?
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You only get one Fab Fourteen
in your whole life,
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and he trusted me with his.
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Hey, I'm sure
you've got it covered,
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but I don't want any
of that buffet heat lamp stuff
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for food, all right?
Catered waiters.
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[retreating footsteps]
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"Cousin don't know,
figure out about."
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Here we go.
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Jackie Pennid�tter.
She'll dig up dirt on anyone.
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[? intriguing
instrumental music playing]
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- [knocking on door]
- [Jackie] Entrez!
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- Hi, we-
- Ah. Now don't tell me.
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Let me figure out
why you're here
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- just by looking at you...
- [? music stops playing]
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We emailed about Barry's c-
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...to investigate
your cousin, huh?
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Look it,
I'll dig up dirt on him, but it'll cost you.
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I only have 31 nuts to my name.
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Let's see 'em.
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Okay, so, his name
is Rodney, and, you know...
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[Jackie] Shush!
I like to discover everything myself.
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I'll share my work tomorrow
in an undisclosed location. Out.
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Hey, there you are.
Listen, I have a great idea.
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Do you remember that thing
I did when I was eight?
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I want to incorporate it
into the chandeliers.
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Or at least one
of the chandeliers. [chuckles]
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I have no idea what happened
to him when he was eight.
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Chandeliers?
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[imitated bird call]
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Oh! Jackie, thank goodness.
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[Jackie] Don't look at me!
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Walk backwards.
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Slowly.
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You're veering off a little!
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We can't see where we're going.
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Forget it. Just turn around.
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Did you find anything
about Rodney?
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[scoffs] Oh, yeah.
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[clicks tongue] Big time.
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Check this out.
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[? expectant sting]
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- Is this it?
- We already had this.
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I worked really hard
to get those!
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You stole it from my room!
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- No refunds. Tell your friends!
- [bicycle bell chimes]
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Sorry, sorry, one little tweak
to the party.
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I've decided that all
the members
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of my Little Shavers
Lacrosse Team
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should be in attendance.
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E- Except for
you-know-who, right?
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[chuckles]
Make it happen, Cap'n!
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I don't know
who-is-who! [groans]
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[? sentimental music starts]
? How do you throw a party for Rodney ?
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- [Kiff] We lean
into the pictures. - [? music stops]
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Oh... no song for Barry?
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He looks so happy here.
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Okay, uh,
life is like a slide, I guess.
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Yeah, there you go.
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And friendship is
like a... bucket.
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Yes. That's so deep.
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Is it?
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I decided the party should be
tomorrow, on my actual birthday!
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- No time!
- [Rodney chuckles]
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[? upbeat instrumental
music playing]
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[camera shutter clicking]
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Phew! Well, no one can say
this isn't a party.
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- Want to go down the slide?
- [? music concludes]
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Kiff, the host of the party has
far too many responsibilities
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to, he himself, party.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I think it's time
for Rodney's big entrance.
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- [clears throat] And now...
- [? triumphant regal music]
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...for the boy who needs
no introduction,
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the guy anyone would be lucky
to share a bucket with,
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it's Rodney!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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- [? whimsical instrumental
music playing] - [slide squeaking]
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[? music tempo collapsing]
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[? music stops]
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Um, this party's supposed
to show my journey
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from punk to hunk,
not from bucket to slide.
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- Why is everything a slide?
- And a bucket.
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Rodney, I'm so sorry.
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I think we did pretty good.
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And I have prepared
a big performance for you.
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This performance better fix
everything.
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Happy Fab Fourteen, Rodney.
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[? single note plays]
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? Yo ? [sighs]
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? Yo, this one goes out
to my boy, Rodney ?
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- [? solemn hip hop music starts]
- ? R to the O-D-N-E-Y ?
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? I've known this guy
since before I was 5 ?
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? I sat with him in a bucket
and it changed my life ?
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? I think he's real great
and I'll tell you why ?
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? You won't find a better guy
to collide in a slide with ?
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? We were stuck tight there
side by side ?
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? And we tried to break free
but we couldn't ?
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? If it wasn't for that slide
then I wouldn't ?
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? Be here throwing this party
for Rodney ?
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? We started at the top
Never made it to the bottom ?
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? Because we got stuck,
or had you forgotten ?
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? What we have in common
is that we were lodged in the middle ?
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? Fire department gave
the slide a wiggle ?
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? They set us free and our parents
immediately were like, "Stuff it!" ?
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? "Let's put these kids
in a bucket!" ?
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- ? R to the O-D ?
- ? Ay! ?
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? N to the E-Y ?
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? R to the O-D ?
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? Buckets and slides
Buckets and slides Buckets and slides ?
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? N to the E-Y ?
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? What a guy, what a guy ?
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? If there's one thing
I know about Rodney ?
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? It's that he really likes
to throw a party ?
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? And there's other things
I know about Rodney ?
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? He has a face ?
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[echoes]
? Face, face, face ?
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? His eyes and his nose
and his mouth are in place ?
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? They're on his face ?
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- ? He has a face ?
- [deep voice echoing] ? Face, face, face ?
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? Rodney! ?
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? Rodney is a bunny
with two ears Let's have 3 cheers ?
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? For the fourteen years
he's been alive ?
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? Hip hip hooray!
Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! ?
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? Me and Rodney two peas
in a pod ?
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? That's an analogy
but in reality ?
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? I mean the peas
are the bunnies And the pod is a bucket ?
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? Or a slide ?
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- ? R to the O-D ?
- ? Buckets and slides ?
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? Buckets and slides
Buckets and slides ?
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- ? N to the E-Y ?
- ? What a guy, what a guy ?
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- ? R to the O-D ?
- ? Buckets and slides ?
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? Buckets and slides
Buckets and slides ?
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? N to the E-Y ?
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? What a guy, what a guy ?
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[? song concludes]
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[pants]
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I...
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- "have a face"?
- [? tense music playing]
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Buckets and slides
are all we got, Rodney.
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You're ruining my Fab Fourteen!
[grunts]
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Rodney, get it together!
This party is so nice.
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Barry pulled out all the stops
for you, a guy he barely knows!
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Because that's who he is.
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If you really knew Barry,
you would know
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that he doesn't know you,
you know?
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What's up, bucket bro?
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Bucket bro?
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Wait, is that not Barry
in the pic?
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Mom! It's not even me!
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It's not? [gasps] Oh, yeah,
you're right, Barry. [chuckles]
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That is Harry.
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Look, I have four kids.
Give me a break.
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- [groans]
- [? whimsical music plays]
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Sorry, Barry. I guess I turned
into a bit of a Fabzilla, there.
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This is a pretty great party, though.
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These little bucket cakes?
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And what are these,
slide sticks?
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Yum.
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All right, um,
I'm gonna go catch up with Harry.
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Nice to meet you, Barry.
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You know what this means, though?
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You're not the host anymore.
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[chuckles]
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- [bicycle bell chimes]
- [Jackie] Don't forget to tell your friends!
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[? end theme music playing]
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[? music concludes]
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