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[narrator] Brought to you by Jackie Pennid�tter,

private investigator.

If you need dirt on someone, call Jackie today.

So, tell me everything about this Rodney guy.

Well, I know Cousin Rodney from the bucket times.

- Bucket times? - Yeah, you know,

when you're so small that your mom puts you

in a bucket with other kid relatives

to take cute photos?

[clicks tongue] Aw, look. You were just a baby.

I know. Yeah, I barely remember Rodney, honestly.

Don't worry, Barry.

I made this sign with his name on it.

Hold it up when he comes out. It'll be cute.

[gasps] Oh! [chuckles, grunts]

[straining] Rodney, is that you?

[chuckles, inhales] Classic Barry prank.

Man, I am so pumped you're planning my Fab Fourteen.

No one better than my oldest bud.

- Who, me? - [chuckles] "Who, me?"

Classic Bar. Keep 'em comin'!

Ope, there's my duffels!

Oh. [grumbles]

[grunts]

[chuckles] No.

Hey, Mom, I- I don't know if I'm the right person

to be in charge of Rodney's 14th birthday party. [nervous chuckle] It's a big one.

- Duffles! - Do the bucket times mean nothing to you, Barry?

You're Rodney's best friend.

I wouldn't go that far.

Rodney's mom says he tells everyone

about the time you two got stuck going down the slide together.

- Which time? - [Mary] Remember?

The fire department had to get you out.

Really? Wow.

Okay, guess I'm planning a Fab Fourteen for Rodney.

[Rodney in the distance] Little help, Bar? Lot of duffles!

[? intriguing music plays]

Okay, and this kid's theme was transportation.

Hmm. Mm. [clicks tongue] I don't know.

I think a guy's Fab Fourteen should be a celebration

of his journey through life so far.

Like... "From punk to hunk," huh?

[chuckles]

Yeah. Oh, I feel that.

Okay, so give me some specifics.

- Like, what are you feeling... - Ah! No, no, no, no, no, no.

I already know too much. Don't want to ruin any surprises.

[door closes]

I got you, buddy.

Okay. [humming]

Okay, so now tell me everything you know

about Rodney.

Well, we used to hang out in a bucket.

Hm-hm. Great start. And... what else?

[smacks lips] We were on the slide that one time. [awkward chuckle]

[chuckles] Oh, now we're cookin' with gas.

Okay, what else?

That's all I know about this kid.

What do I do?

You only get one Fab Fourteen in your whole life,

and he trusted me with his.

Hey, I'm sure you've got it covered,

but I don't want any of that buffet heat lamp stuff

for food, all right? Catered waiters.

[retreating footsteps]

"Cousin don't know, figure out about."

Here we go.

Jackie Pennid�tter. She'll dig up dirt on anyone.

[? intriguing instrumental music playing]

- [knocking on door] - [Jackie] Entrez!

- Hi, we- - Ah. Now don't tell me.

Let me figure out why you're here

- just by looking at you... - [? music stops playing]

We emailed about Barry's c-

...to investigate your cousin, huh?

Look it, I'll dig up dirt on him, but it'll cost you.

I only have 31 nuts to my name.

Let's see 'em.

Okay, so, his name is Rodney, and, you know...

[Jackie] Shush! I like to discover everything myself.

I'll share my work tomorrow in an undisclosed location. Out.

Hey, there you are. Listen, I have a great idea.

Do you remember that thing I did when I was eight?

I want to incorporate it into the chandeliers.

Or at least one of the chandeliers. [chuckles]

I have no idea what happened to him when he was eight.

Chandeliers?

[imitated bird call]

Oh! Jackie, thank goodness.

[Jackie] Don't look at me!

Walk backwards.

Slowly.

You're veering off a little!

We can't see where we're going.

Forget it. Just turn around.

Did you find anything about Rodney?

[scoffs] Oh, yeah.

[clicks tongue] Big time.

Check this out.

[? expectant sting]

- Is this it? - We already had this.

I worked really hard to get those!

You stole it from my room!

- No refunds. Tell your friends! - [bicycle bell chimes]

Sorry, sorry, one little tweak to the party.

I've decided that all the members

of my Little Shavers Lacrosse Team

should be in attendance.

E- Except for you-know-who, right?

[chuckles] Make it happen, Cap'n!

I don't know who-is-who! [groans]

[? sentimental music starts] ? How do you throw a party for Rodney ?

- [Kiff] We lean into the pictures. - [? music stops]

Oh... no song for Barry?

He looks so happy here.

Okay, uh, life is like a slide, I guess.

Yeah, there you go.

And friendship is like a... bucket.

Yes. That's so deep.

Is it?

I decided the party should be tomorrow, on my actual birthday!

- No time! - [Rodney chuckles]

[? upbeat instrumental music playing]

[camera shutter clicking]

Phew! Well, no one can say this isn't a party.

- Want to go down the slide? - [? music concludes]

Kiff, the host of the party has far too many responsibilities

to, he himself, party.

Yeah.

Anyway, I think it's time for Rodney's big entrance.

- [clears throat] And now... - [? triumphant regal music]

...for the boy who needs no introduction,

the guy anyone would be lucky to share a bucket with,

it's Rodney!

Woo-hoo-hoo!

- [? whimsical instrumental music playing] - [slide squeaking]

[? music tempo collapsing]

[? music stops]

Um, this party's supposed to show my journey

from punk to hunk, not from bucket to slide.

- Why is everything a slide? - And a bucket.

Rodney, I'm so sorry.

I think we did pretty good.

And I have prepared a big performance for you.

This performance better fix everything.

Happy Fab Fourteen, Rodney.

[? single note plays]

? Yo ? [sighs]

? Yo, this one goes out to my boy, Rodney ?

- [? solemn hip hop music starts] - ? R to the O-D-N-E-Y ?

? I've known this guy since before I was 5 ?

? I sat with him in a bucket and it changed my life ?

? I think he's real great and I'll tell you why ?

? You won't find a better guy to collide in a slide with ?

? We were stuck tight there side by side ?

? And we tried to break free but we couldn't ?

? If it wasn't for that slide then I wouldn't ?

? Be here throwing this party for Rodney ?

? We started at the top Never made it to the bottom ?

? Because we got stuck, or had you forgotten ?

? What we have in common is that we were lodged in the middle ?

? Fire department gave the slide a wiggle ?

? They set us free and our parents immediately were like, "Stuff it!" ?

? "Let's put these kids in a bucket!" ?

- ? R to the O-D ? - ? Ay! ?

? N to the E-Y ?

? R to the O-D ?

? Buckets and slides Buckets and slides Buckets and slides ?

? N to the E-Y ?

? What a guy, what a guy ?

? If there's one thing I know about Rodney ?

? It's that he really likes to throw a party ?

? And there's other things I know about Rodney ?

? He has a face ?

[echoes] ? Face, face, face ?

? His eyes and his nose and his mouth are in place ?

? They're on his face ?

- ? He has a face ? - [deep voice echoing] ? Face, face, face ?

? Rodney! ?

? Rodney is a bunny with two ears Let's have 3 cheers ?

? For the fourteen years he's been alive ?

? Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! Hip hip hooray! ?

? Me and Rodney two peas in a pod ?

? That's an analogy but in reality ?

? I mean the peas are the bunnies And the pod is a bucket ?

? Or a slide ?

- ? R to the O-D ? - ? Buckets and slides ?

? Buckets and slides Buckets and slides ?

- ? N to the E-Y ? - ? What a guy, what a guy ?

- ? R to the O-D ? - ? Buckets and slides ?

? Buckets and slides Buckets and slides ?

? N to the E-Y ?

? What a guy, what a guy ?

[? song concludes]

[pants]

I...

- "have a face"? - [? tense music playing]

Buckets and slides are all we got, Rodney.

You're ruining my Fab Fourteen! [grunts]

Rodney, get it together! This party is so nice.

Barry pulled out all the stops for you, a guy he barely knows!

Because that's who he is.

If you really knew Barry, you would know

that he doesn't know you, you know?

What's up, bucket bro?

Bucket bro?

Wait, is that not Barry in the pic?

Mom! It's not even me!

It's not? [gasps] Oh, yeah, you're right, Barry. [chuckles]

That is Harry.

Look, I have four kids. Give me a break.

- [groans] - [? whimsical music plays]

Sorry, Barry. I guess I turned into a bit of a Fabzilla, there.

This is a pretty great party, though.

These little bucket cakes?

And what are these, slide sticks?

Yum.

All right, um, I'm gonna go catch up with Harry.

Nice to meet you, Barry.

You know what this means, though?

You're not the host anymore.

[chuckles]

- [bicycle bell chimes] - [Jackie] Don't forget to tell your friends!

[? end theme music playing]

[? music concludes]

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