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- [? theme music playing]
- ? Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff!
Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! Kiff! ?
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? Kiff! ?
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[? theme music concludes]
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[both chuckle]
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[narrator] Brought to you
by Rhonda Bader's Sport Ball Deflaters.
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Spoil sports like a spoilsport.
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[? rebellious hard rock music
playing]
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- [? music stops]
- [birds chirping]
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[? music resumes]
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[? music stops]
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[motorbike engine
roaring in the distance]
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[? music resumes]
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[? music stops]
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[motorbike engine rumbling
in the distance]
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[? music resumes]
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- [motorbike tires screech]
- [engine roars, stops]
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- [? music stops]
- [knock on door]
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- Fun Uncle Pat!
- Fun Uncle Pat!
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Pat, we're so grateful
you agreed
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to babysit
on your weekend off.
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Martin, Beryl,
I'm deeply honored
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that you're trusting me
to babysit while you go
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to Martin's
clown school reunion.
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Deeply honored.
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[car engine starts]
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- [tires screech]
- [horn honks]
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- Coast is clear.
Unleash the fun! - [? triumphant sting]
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[yells]
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Your parents trusting me
to babysit
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is a very big deal for me.
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They're starting to see me
as a responsible adult.
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So this weekend,
we're only gonna do safe,
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responsible activities.
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I could've gone
to the water park this weekend
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with my family.
Huge miscalculation.
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I guess he just wants
to be seen
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as Responsible Uncle Pat
for once.
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It's kind of sweet.
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[sighs] You're right.
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One boring weekend
won't kill us.
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Let's help him out.
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It's time for water!
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I read in a magazine
that kids need to drink water.
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But sip it slowly! No choking!
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- [muffled speech]
- [muffled gasp]
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[guest, faintly] Oh, yeah. Okay.
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[muffled dialogue continues]
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Uncle Pat, we can barely hear.
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You gotta protect
your delicate growing eardrums.
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Now let's find something
educational to watch.
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[gasps dramatically]
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Oh, news!
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...advising that
all Tabletonians
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lock their doors
until these so-called Glamdals are caught.
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This gang of snooty vandals
has unleashed a crime spree
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on our quiet town,
breaking into homes
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when families are out,
stealing all of their old,
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worn-out furniture,
and replacing everything
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with way fancier stuff.
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But is it crime?
Or a conceptual art performance?
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That's the question
these Glamdals are posing.
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But it is crime.
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I think Boho Robots
is on Table Plus right now.
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[groans]
Martin loves this remote.
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Can't take the chance
that your young hands
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might drop it and break it.
Allow me to click around.
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[? shimmering chime plays]
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- Next. Next.
- Next. Next.
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- Next.
- Next.
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[Kiff] Next.
[excitedly] Wait, go up?
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- Next.
- Next.
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Next. Next.
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All this navigating's
making me hungry.
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- Yes! I will feed you!
- [? dramatic upbeat music]
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Children need food!
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It was in that same magazine!
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Ooh, will you make us
some of your Pat's Famous Cheesy French Fries?
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- [? music abruptly stops]
- No...
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but I will make...
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- Pat's Healthy
Beet Jelly Sandwiches! - [? triumphant sting]
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Now with zero sugar!
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You sure neither of you
have a beet allergy?
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[chuckles] Yeah.
Can't be too careful.
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Eat up! [groans] Ah!
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Wait! You need napkins.
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[? mysterious music playing]
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[? music stops]
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- [screaming] No!
- [? dramatic sting]
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No. [sobs]
This is a disaster.
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Oh, no, I can't. [crying]
I'm just trying to get it out.
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I just... [sobs] It's so red.
Sweetie, stand still.
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Stay still! [sobs]
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Okay, the Internet says
we need a textured cloth
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that will scrub into
the crannies of Kiff's fur.
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- Hmm.
- [? mysterious music plays]
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Uncle Pat, really, I don't mind
the red fur. It's cool.
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- It's punk.
- Are you kidding?
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Martin and Beryl can't find out
I dyed their child!
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I got it!
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Look, Pat, it's working.
[chuckles]
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It's okay. The red's coming out.
[giggles]
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- [? dramatic sting]
- Barry, what are you doing?!
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That's Beryl's wedding dress!
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[groans]
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[screaming in the distance]
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Kids, what was that screaming?
Is everyone okay?
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- [screaming over phone]
- Oh, sorry, Pat.
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We were watching a video
my family sent of them
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all going down a big slide
at the water park.
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It was just fun screaming.
Everything's fine.
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- [? dramatic orchestral music]
- [sniffs] Bleach fumes!
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Toxic bleach fumes!
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Kids, quick,
get out of the house!
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I'll meet you in the backyard!
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- [? music stops]
- [clears throat]
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I don't know
if I'm enjoying myself,
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but I'm glad we're doing this
as a team.
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[sighs emphatically in relief]
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[panting] Okay, okay.
I opened every door and window.
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Now, let's just sit quietly
out here for six to eight hours
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while the house airs out.
[inhales] Sound fun?
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Oh, okay, so we're just gonna...
sit here and... do nothing
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for... eight hours?
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[chuckling] Not nothing.
I deflated this basketball
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for you to play with.
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[sighing] Oh.
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[groans] Ah! Hold on,
hold on, hold on. [grunts]
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We have to get this... around.
Okay, and...
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go nuts!
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[sniffing]
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Smells normal.
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- Whoa!
- [chuckling] Whoa!
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[? dramatic shimmering sting]
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We've been Glamdalized!
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- [chuckles] Awesome!
- [? triumphant music playing]
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[groaning] Aw.
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- This is a disaster.
- [? music ends]
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Isn't this kind of a win, though?
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This stuff is way newer
and nicer than your old stuff.
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Beryl and Martin can't know
I left their house unlocked
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and unattended
and allowed criminals
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to just waltz in
while I sat in the backyard
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like an irresponsible dope.
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Aw. Uncle Pat. Hey, what's this?
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I know that logo.
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It's from the shady warehouse
by the docks
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on the outskorts of town.
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[gasps] That must be
Glamdal headquarters.
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What are we waiting for?
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We've got four hours
before Mom and Dad get home.
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Let's go get
our furniture back!
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Ah, jeez.
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I can't take the kids
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into dangerous
criminal headquarters.
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I also can't leave them
home alone unsupervised.
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But I also can't let
Martin and Beryl
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see the house like this.
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- It's... It's a real pickle.
- [camera shutter clicks]
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Come on, Pat. Concentrate.
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That's it. I've decided.
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We won't go to the warehouse.
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We're here!
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- [? intriguing music playing]
- How did it come to this?
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- Shh.
- Shh.
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We were supposed to have
a responsible,
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danger-free weekend.
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- [distant clanking]
- Shh! I thought I heard someone.
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[all gasp]
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- [all scream]
- Are you the Glamdals?
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No, we're being babysat
by our aunt this weekend
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and the Glamdals replaced
all our furniture.
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We're here to get it back.
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Oh, same.
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Look, there's a trail of glitter
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leading behind that door.
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- [repeating pounding]
- [Kiff grunts]
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Huh? It's... empty?
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[cackles] Nice try,
you tasteless philistines.
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Oh, and please don't forget
to grab your goodie bags on the way out.
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You're all getting new Ypads.
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Glamdals out!
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[? dramatic shimmering sting]
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[Pat grumbles]
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[? droopy sting]
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Mom and Dad are due home
in an hour.
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- [groans] Sorry, Uncle Pat.
- [? sad instrumental music playing]
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I'm never gonna be allowed
to babysit ever again.
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- Unless...
- [? music stops]
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- Nah, never mind.
- What?
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No. Nah, it probably
wouldn't work.
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Let's face it, all my instincts
have been wrong this weekend.
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Come on, tell us.
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All right. It's a dumb idea,
but Grandma Rose
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bought all the furniture
for Martin's house
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as a wedding gift,
but she was so obsessed
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with sibling equality
that she bought me
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the exact same set of furniture,
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and it's been sitting
in a storage unit ever since.
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I guess I thought maybe
we could use it
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to perfectly replace
all your missing stuff.
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Silly, [chuckles] huh?
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[? motivational synth-pop music
playing]
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[blows whistle]
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[kisses]
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[car lock chirps]
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- [Kiff gasps]
Wait! Dad's mustard stain! - [? music stops]
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[? resolute metal music playing]
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[? music concludes]
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- We're home!
- [vocalizing] ? We're home! ?
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[chuckling] Hey!
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- [? whimsical music plays]
- [Beryl] I gotta admit, Pat,
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I was a little nervous at first,
but everything looks fine.
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Cleaner, even.
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[kisses]
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Good job, little bro.
Proud of you.
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Responsible Uncle Pat!
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Although, I hope you haven't
just been letting them sit
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in front of the TV
all weekend.
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[sirens wailing over TV]
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[chuckles]
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- No, no, no, no, we did more.
- We did safe, normal...
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- A lot more. [chuckles]
- ...responsible stuff.
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Well, let's turn this off.
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Um, Pat?
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- What is... this?
- [? music collapses]
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[all] Uh...
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