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[All shouting, laughing]

♪

Get them!

♪

Shh! Wait!

He's getting us!

You and me, fighting 'til the end.

If we get separated, one of us gets taken prisoner,

we'll come for each other, no matter what.

Got it?

[Barking]

♪

[Barking]

♪

[Laughing]

♪

Ugh!

I'm exhausted!

Yeah, well, that's what happens

when you and Shakey conquer the world.

[Sighing]

MAN: Hey, guys?

Listen up.

I just want you guys to know that we love ya.

We wouldn't have made this lousy banner

back here for ya if we didn't.

When you go to Chicago,

we don't want you to forget about all of us here.

Cause we're not going to forget about you guys, are we?

ALL: No, no!

Cheers.

ALL: Cheers!

Thank you guys for coming.

Go Mud Hens!

Go Mud Hens!

[Applauding]

Oh my God,alright.

Everybody eat up. Have someburgers, hot dogs. Eat up!

[All chatting]

Oh!

[Laughing]

Porcupine?

You know we don'thave to do this, right?

We don't have to go.

Yes, we do.

Are you sure?

Because we've goteverything we need

right here inToledo.

Of course I am.

This is your dream, Daddy.

You, me and Shakey are a team.

Let's do this!

Let's do it.

[Both whooshing, imitating explosion]

Come here.

I love you, Daddy.

I love youtoo, sweetie.

We are going to rule Chicago!

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah!

Queen Chandler.

That sounds nice.

That sounds pretty good.And who's the king?

Shakey!What?

You can be my jester.

Ah.

Make me laugh.

[In high-pitched voice]:Hello, I'm the jester!

[Giggling]

I'm the jester!

Oh, she grows angry,she grows weary!

You're fired!

What?

What am I goingto do now?

Sleep in the dungeon.

Oh, alright. I'll goto sleep in the dungeon.

[Snoring]

[Giggling]

Shakey to the rescue!

[Giggling]

Jester down, people! Jester down!

Jester 911, please!

[Giggling]

Jester's got a headache!

♪

[Panting]

♪

Okay, team, stay frosty.

If we are where I think we are,

then the Independence Plaza

should be right here someplace.

[Panting]

Dad, I think it'ssort of hard to miss.

Well, I can't see anything

with this humungous building in the way.

That's theIndependence Plaza.

♪

No way! This cannot be it!

It says 2139.

Wow. Wow. Shakey, wow.

Stop saying"Wow", Dad!

Wow.

Wow?

Dad, I think Shakey'sgotta go.

Oh.

Oh!Yeah.

Alright. Well, uh, how about, uh,

right over there?There?

Yeah!

If we go there,

we'll get kicked out andwon't be able to live here.

We have to getout of sight.

When did you become such a little rule follower?

New place,new attitude.

Watch out, Miss Thing!

Wow.

Stop! You're soannoying!

Wow, wow.

♪

Oh, come on! Huh?

♪

Hey, how you doing?

Afternoon.

Need, uh, some helpwith anything?

Come on, buddy! Come on!

I'm with my daughter--Whoa!

Is that yourvehicle?

Uh, yeah.

Yeah, you can't keep it there.It's a loading zone only.

Get it moving!

Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

Is this the Independence Plaza?

Yeah, you got it--that one's a freebie.

Next question'sgoing to cost ya.

I'm J.T. O'Neil. I just drovehere from Ohio with my daughter.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. O'Neil.

[Sarcastically]:We've been expecting you.

We got some champagneon ice for you inside.

Really?

Yeah, a nice newshirt to get rid of

that sweaty armpit thingyou got going on there.

Now, beat it! Get out of here, come on!

[Snapping]Come on!

Back to work!

[Muttering]

♪

[Vibrating]

Excuse me?Hey, hey!

Excuse me?

Sir, I sent in my lease anddeposit two weeks ago

and this is themove-in date that, uh,

Miss Willinger and I agreed on.

You've spoken with Willinger?

Okay. Okay, okay.

Maybe you are who you say you are,

and maybe you are not.

Wait right here.

Flavio? Could you get Her Highness on the horn for a sec?

Why don't we just give the guy a break?

Flavio! Get Her Highness on the horn for a sec?

Alright, alright!

Stay.

Miss Willinger?Hi, I got a guy here

says he spoke to you about moving in today.

Well, no ma'am, it'sjust that Mr. Jerski here--

Right.

Yes, ma'am.

She wants totalk to you.

MR. JERSKI: Thanks, now beat it!

Miss Willinger! Hello there!

Hey, uh, while you're waiting on the super-indecent--

Sorry, the superintendant,

how'd you like to borrow the master?

Uh-huh. Yeah, he's about, uh, 5'7".

That's being generous.

Looks like he weighs about a buck-o-five.

Jeez, the guy is all skin and bones.

Gotta be honest with you.

[Chuckling]Thanks, man.

Hey, sweetie.

Hey!

Wanna go up?We got the key!

Let's go!Let's go!

Okay. I will do that. Okay.

Alright. Thank you, bye-bye!

Okay. [Clearing throat]

Hello?

Why don't you go on up, alright?

I'm going to stay and talk to this weirdo.

♪

[Muttering] Where...

Oh! Oh, jeez!

Mr. O'Neil!

Everything all set?

Yes. Yes, Mr. O'Neil.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the mix-up.

You've got nothing to worry about, alright?

Flavio here is going to help you move your stuff in.

Ain't ya, Flavio?

Absolutely.

Don't worry about tipping him, either.

Alright, let's get the lead out fellow, let's go!

Let's go!

Move it, Flavio! Back talking me, huh?

[Muttering]

See the hammer? Fear the man.

♪

♪ My head is stuck in the clouds ♪

♪ She begs me to come down, says, ♪

♪ "Boy quit foolin' around" ♪

♪ I told her I love the view from up here ♪

♪ Warm sun and wind in my ear ♪

♪ We'll watch the world from above ♪

♪ As it turns to the rhythm of love ♪

♪ We may only have tonight ♪

♪ But 'til the morning sun you're mine all mine ♪

[Both screaming, laughing]

[Shrieking]

♪ Play the music low ♪

♪ And sway to the rhythm of love ♪

[Barking]

♪ When the moon is low ♪

♪ We can dance in slow motion ♪

♪ And all your tears ♪

♪ Will subside

♪ All your tears

♪ Will dry

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba ♪

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba, ba-ba ♪

Right here?

Uh, no,over there.

Here?

No, actuallyback here is good.

Here?

No, I think overthere is good.

[Groaning] Okay, it's going right here.

[Chuckling]Yeah, okay.

[Buzzing]

[Buzzing]

[Giggling]

[Buzzing]

Oh!

[Bell dinging]

♪

[Grunting]

Oh, Miss Willinger!

Good afternoon,ma'am.

I-- I...

I'm going tojust...

[Straining]

There's no reason Ican't do this later.

[Glass rattling]

[Buzzing musically]

[Buzzing]

Ugh, gross!

Hello?

BOTH: Oh...

Welcome!

To Independence Plaza!

J.T.: Hi, there. You must be Miss Willinger.

I am J.T. O'Neil.

Hm.

And this is my daughter, Chandler.

How do you do?

Hello.

So nice to welcome mynew tenants personally.

One of my more pleasurable duties as manager.

Have you had a chanceto flip through our book

of policies andregulations yet?

I trust that you--

I'm sorry, you were saying?

A dog.

His name is Shakey.

A dog?

In the I.P.?

Is there a problem?

A filthy,

stinking mutt

in my building?

Well, we could probably all use a bath.

It was a pretty long drive.

I know this one stinks.

Impossible!

There never has been, nor will there ever be,

any animalsallowed

in my building.

Not while I continueto live and breathe.

Well, Mr. Ober never said anything--

Once!

A blind man with aseeing-eye dog

asked to come inand use our phone.

He was refused.

We've had Shakey since I was--

Once!

A tenant attacheda birdfeeder

to the balconyrailing.

He was...

evicted.

Okay, well, I can appreciate that there are rules--

Once a wanderingsquirrel

came into thekitchen.

Okay, okay, I get it.

Tell you what.

How about you just give us our money back

and we'll be on our way.

Mr. O'Neil!

Your deposit isjust that.

It's meant tohelp us all avoid

this type ofpredicament.

Your oversight

cost us renting to a more responsible tenant.

Miss Willinger,

I simply cannot afford to lose that money.

Hm.

At this point, I haven't even started my new job,

and it's all I've got.

Hm.

Well then,

sounds likeyou're staying.

Welcome!

And remove that.

Guh! Yah!

[Chuckling]

♪

[Buzzing]

♪

What are you still hanging around for?

Scram!

Where's the dollar?

What?

You said you would give us a dollar

if we got you a pack of gum.

And you told us to be quick about it.

No, you gotta listen!

I said I'd give you a dollar if you were quick.

You gotta listen.

[Crying]

Okay, alright. Alright!

Alright! If your brother's going to be a baby about it,

here!

50 cents.

Loser!

You take that 50 cents and get yourself some Q-Tips!

Get in there nice and deep!

Kids, I tell you what. Can't live with 'em,

can't have 'em!

Ooh!

Good evening, Miss Willinger.

Mr. Jerski,

did you permit a canineto enter my building?

What? No! No, of course not. That's impossible!

A canine's a dog, right?

There is a mongrelin 4001D.

On my floor!

See to its immediateremoval.

Okay.

I'll be backtomorrow.

If the dog isstill here...

you'd betternot be.

Okay, don't worry about it.

Don't worry, Miss Willinger.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it!

It'll be taken care of.

Mr. Jerski, less talk, more action.

Yes, okay! It's taken care of.

You look beautiful!

You look like a... rose.

Okay, bye-bye.

You look like a rose!

Get the dogout of here.

Going.Go!

Okay.Go!

You look like a tomato

with liquorice legs.

Mr. Jerski!

Sorry.

♪

Look, I know it has somethingto do with your kid, right?

You know, I had apet once. A goldfish.

My old man flushed it down the john

because Iwet my--

[Sniffling]

because I didn'tclean its bowl.

Right, but rulesis rules.

Made me a man.

Alright. Look, man,

she's only nine years old

and she's already beenthrough some pretty rough times.

I can't send away her only friend out here.

I wouldn't push so hard if it wasn't such a big deal.

Come on, it would mean the world to us.

Look, Iunderstand, okay?

That don't mean I cando anything about it.

Okay, come on.

I start my new job tomorrow.

Just let the dog stay one more night.

Please? Just one night?

Hey, look--look!

Look!

Miss Willinger ain't the typewho'll wanna make an exception.

I mean, she livesright down the hall.

I got it.

Ten, twenty?

You've seen her?You've seen Miss Willinger?

That womandied already.

And the devilsent her back.

Thirty, forty.

The devil still hasnightmares.

Okay, fifty-eight bucks.

And that's all the cash I've got,

and we still have to eat until my first paycheque.

Alright.

Okay, I'll takeyour money.

But only because youforced me to.

Alright?

Have him out by10:00 a.m.,

no later!

Alright, thank you.

Mm-hm.

[Sniffling]

♪

What are we going to do about Shakey?

You know we'rea family.

We make decisionstogether.

So what canwe do?

Well, we could go back to Toledo.

But then you'd miss out on your big break.

The whole reason we came was so you could be a big-time chef.

Yeah, but there are otherjobs out there, Porcupine.

Not like this one!

That's what Mom always wanted for you.

[Sniffling]

You know, you remind me moreand more of her every day?

You know that?

You're so smart,and funny,

and kind toeverybody.

And beautiful,too,

but don't let that goto your head, Hollywood.

We'll figure something out. I promise. Okay?

Okay.

Come here.

[Sniffling]

I love you,sweetie.

I love you too, Daddy.

[Sniffling]

Alright, come on,everybody. Cheer up!

This is not the end ofthe world, it's all good.

Want to pump up this party?

Want to pumpit up?

How about a littlelaser light show?

[Chuckling]

Oh, Shakey, get ready tobring the thunder, buddy!

[Giggling]

[Barking]

[Laughing]

There it is!There it is!

Alright, Porcupine,

I'm going to run inside and get you registered.

[Barking]

Hang tight.

Hi, there.Hi!

I'm looking for theschool counsellor?

That's me. I'm Miss Frankenfurter.

Hi, nice to meet you.I'm J.T. O'Neil.

Nice to meet you. How can I help you?

My daughter isnew here today.

Oh, well welcome!

♪

[Bell ringing]

♪

[Barking]

Whoa, there! Hi there, sweetie.

Can't you just drop me offat the library every day

and I can teachmyself stuff?

Home school?

Come on, Porcupine,

don't you want to make new friends?

Now let me have him.

Tell him he doesn'tlike small cages.

I will.

He doesn't like anythingflavoured with blueberry.

I'll tell them.

And he doesn'tlike anything--

Okay, sweetie, sweetie.

The kennel is just temporary, okay?

At least until we just figure things out.

And we're going to visit Shakey every day.

Want to tradeplaces?

Alright, you'd better get in there.

Big family hug!

Come on, for your dad!

There we go. Come on in here.

Come on in here. I love you both so much!

Bye, Dad.

[Bell ringing]

Dad, I have togo to school!

Oh, you have to go to school?

I do!Okay, alright.

I'm not stopping you.

Bye, Shakey. I love you.

See you later,nerd!

You're the nerd.

No, you're the nerd!

Bye, nerd!

You're the biggest nerd I've ever met!

Nerd goes to school! Story at 11:00!

I'm a nerd.

I am a nerd. Let's go!

Come on, Shakey.

♪

[Whistling]

[Sniffing]

♪

Mrs. Clark, we're keeping the deposit

because your dog is a mouth-breather.

Well, it kept the Papillon up all night.

Very well. We'll see you next time.

[Barking]

Come on! Come on, Shakey.

Yeah, come on.

Hi there.

Hello, welcome to Chateau Bow Wow.

First time guest?

Uh no, you know, I think I stayed here once before

and I recall complaining about the fleas.

[Chuckling]

[Barking]

Name?

I'm J.T. O'Neil.

The dog.

Ah!

Obviously.Stupid.

Uh, this isShakey.

Shakey, come say hi.Oh yeah, hi!

Say hi to thenice lady!

Say hi to the nice lady!

Come say hi!

Breed?

Oh no, no, no.

He'll just jump up anddown on your leg a few times.

Yip yip!

[Chuckling]

You know, I actually don't even know.

I rescued him froma shelter, so...

M-U-T-T.

I'm going to need a 200 dollar deposit.

Oh.

Oh, wow.

Uh, do you-- do youaccept credit cards?

Of course.

Alright.

[Barking]

♪

Do you have another card? Because this one's--

Yeah, I know, I know.The strip is worn out

cause I use ita lot.

And pay itoff, too.

There you go.Try that.

[Barking]

No, no, no!Shakey, Shakey!

[Shattering]

[J.T. chucklingnervously]

I can fix this.

You're welcome to.

I'll just add the damages to your deposit.

Fantastic.

Thank you.Thanks a lot.

And sign the receipt, please.

Fantastic.

I'll take the...beast.

It appearswe have a--

[Clearing throat]

budget gueststaying with us.

[Barking]

Mutt incoming!

♪

[Dogs barking in background]

♪

What's the matter?Not a crate kind of dog?

♪

J.T.?Yes.

Welcome!

Thank you.

I'm Raoul.

Pleasure.

Since this is yourfirst day here,

this is importantfor you to know.

You see thisspice?

Yeah.

It's supposed to go inabsolutely everything.

Understand?

Got it. It goes in everything.

No, that's notwhat I said.

It is supposed togo in everything,

but I put it inabsolutely nothing.

Ah.

Don't youworry, J.T.

Raoul is keepinghis eyes on you.

You'll do fine.

[Chuckling]

You're a nice guy, Raoul.

I am.Now work!

Oh, yes, sir.

Hyah!

[Crowd gasping]

[Chuckling]

Ah!

[Chuckling]

Ooh!

You look beautiful.

♪

Hyah!

[All gasping]

He's in the house, it's your lucky day!

[Chuckling]

Eenie, miney, mo...

Tiger!

[Chuckling]

May I?

Mm-hm!

Ah. [Slurping]

Ah.

♪

[Gasping]

Perky.

Complex.

Round, but...

mm-- edgy.

This sauce-- ha!

Is perfezione!

[Applauding]

Ha ha!

[Laughing]

ALL CHANTING: Ober! Ober! Ober! Ober!

Ober! Ober! Ober!

Huh!

[Chuckling]

♪

A little gift.

Thank you!

♪

MAN: Moving out to table 12!

MAN 2:Ober's here!

Who prepared the sauce for table 4?

I did, Boss.

I'm sorry.

No, no, no.He's just covering for me.

I'm doing the sauces.

You, sir...

are very good!

I don't know you.

Why are you here?

Oh, I'm J.T.It's my first day.

You guys brought me here from Toledo?

Soup!

I tried your Creole aundouille cream sauce

in a small town in Ohio!

Exquisite!

That is why you are here!

I'm expecting wonderful things from you.

Mr. Ober, could I speakwith you for a second?

Oh, oh, oh.

I just wanted to thank you formoving us here to Chicago

and getting us into theIndependence Plaza.

The opportunity means a lotfor me and my daughter.

St--

Make no mention of it!

But remember,

Mattias Ober has an exclusive catering agreement

with the Independence Plaza, ja?

You behave under that roof, yes?

Yeah.What?!

Okay.Yeah.

Are you sure?

I'm positive.Good.

Thank you.

But what I reallywanted to ask you--

No!

I know I haven't beenhere long at all,

but I was wondering if it would be possible

for me to have an advance on my paycheque.

Because there wasan in--

Hyah!

[Gasping]

We are artists.

We create...

We never speak about money.

You and I.

Huh?

Especially in the kitchen!

[Chuckling]

[Clearing throat]

[Whispering]: You see these vampires behind me?

Yeah.

We let them take care of those mundane trivialities.

[Laughing] Shh!

[Laughing]

Wow.

Move, Raoul!

Let me get this straight.

You've been here, what? Four hours!

And you're already asking about money.

Does he have that straight, O'Neil?

Okay, tell you what. We'll giveyou three days advance, but

you're going to have to work extra shifts next week!

Okay.Does that--

resonate?Resonate?

O'Neil?O'Neil?

Yeah, itresonates.

♪

OBER: Let's go, boys!

Why did you do that?!

Are you out of your mind?!

Are you crazy?

I need themon--

They're lunatics!

I can tell!

[Door opening]

Five minutesfor kibble.

Come on! Wha--

♪

♪ Listen here, dog ♪

♪ I don't like the way you're living ♪

♪ Sniffing around

♪ Doin' the no good things you do ♪

There was this beautiful little puppy.

♪ You're taking more than you're giving ♪

♪ I don't know

♪ Cause there's a dog inside me, too ♪

♪ Well, listen here, dog ♪

♪ I don't like the way you're looking ♪

[Barking]

♪

[Barking]

♪ I don't mind you didn't even come home for dinner ♪

♪ Take it from me ♪

[Screaming]

[All screaming, groaning]

♪ I know where you're going ♪

♪ I've been those places, too ♪

Whose dog is that?

[Barking]

[Whistle blowing]

♪

BOY: I'm out! No, no!

Ow!

Hey, Sanjay. What are you doing?

Reading.

Well...

why don't you give your eyes a rest

and go over there and talk to the new girl?

Hi.

My name isSanjay.

Hi, Sanjay. I'm Chandler.

[Laughing]

SANJAY: That's Sergei Demonico.

But we call him Sergei Demonic.

Aah!

You're new,huh?

Yeah. I moved here from Toledo.

Do you missyour home?

Kind of.

Mostly I just miss my dog, Shakey.

He's stuck at the kennel

because our apartment doesn't allow dogs.

I'm sorry they won'tlet you keep him.

In my religion,we believe that

if two souls are destinedto be together

then nothing cankeep them apart.

He must be miserable in that kennel.

♪ I'm a soul traveller ♪

♪ You know I'm gonna push on through ♪

[Barking]

♪ I run this whole round, and I can't slow down ♪

♪ 'Til I find my way home to you ♪

♪ The road is long ♪

♪ The valley's wide ♪

[Foghorn blowing]

[Barking]

♪ But I know you're waiting on the other side ♪

♪

♪ Rivers rise, mountains fall ♪

♪ That don't worry me at all ♪

♪ I'm a soul traveller ♪

♪ You know I'm gonna push on through ♪

♪ I run this whole round, and I can't slow down ♪

♪ 'Til I find my way home to you ♪

♪ I had to leave you alone ♪

Aah!

♪

♪ I'll hold you in my arms again ♪

♪ I swear

[Whining]

[Gasping]

♪ Never ever doubt I can ♪

♪ Keep believing in your man ♪

♪ I'm a soul traveller ♪

♪ You know I'm gonna push on through ♪

♪ I run this whole round, and I can't slow down ♪

[Mocking]: I'm Oskar Jerski.

[Chuckling]

♪

Ah, evening, folks.

Welcome back. Have a nice night, did we?

That's good. Alright, well,

see ya tomorrow, then!

[Shakey whimpering]

You're that O'Neil dog, aren't ya?

I can't do anything for ya, I--

[Whimpering]

Ah, who am I kidding?

Alright, come on.

Don't let Jerski see you, alright?

He'll kill us both!

♪

[Whimpering softly]

♪

Nice work,Jerski!

Those will keep thembetter than

the plastic ones youwere trimming last week!

Jerk. Jerk!

♪

[Elevator dinging]

Okay. Yeah, there you go. Right there, right there!

Daddy's here. Daddy's here!

[Muttering]

Oh!

Jerski!

Jers--aah!

Miss Willinger!

[Stammering]

Mutt!

Canine!

It is a dog! Canine's a dog!

In my building!

Yes, uh, I will take care of it.

I'll take care of it.

You are incapable

of taking careof anything!

I will do it!

Go, Jerski!

[Shuddering]

[Muttering]

[Elevator dinging]

JERSKI: O'Neil!

I got an idea.

Why don't we get Shakey from the kennel tomorrow

and you can take him to your friend Sanjay's house

for your sleepover?

We can't.

Sanjay's dad isallergic to dogs.

Oh.

Yeah, I alreadyasked.

Ah.

Alright. We're still going to go visit him, right?

Mm-hm.Alright.

[Repeated knocking at door]

Be back.Okay.

[Knocking frantically]

Mr. O'Neil! I thought I mademyself perfectly clear

when I said you must getrid of this dog!

Shakey, hi!

No exceptions!Guh...

I have no idea how this happened.

Chandler, did you go down there and--

MISS WILLINGER:Remove the dog at once,Mr. O'Neil.

Or you will be sleeping inthe street tonight!

Okay, okay. Calm down.

Chandler, bring Shakey.

[Whimpering]

Now, Chandler!

Let's go, boy.

♪

I didn't do anything!

I was in school all day.

I promise.

Ask Miss Frankenfurter.

[Whispering]: Then how did he get back here?

He must have escaped.

He loves us so much and he wants to be here with us.

[Elevator dinging]

Get in.

Sorry about that, Miss Willinger.

I swear it won't happen again.

I'm going to take Shakey back to the kennel right now

and then Chandler and I are going to have a very long talk.

I should certainlyhope so, Mr. O'Neil.

[Whispering]: Don't move a muscle.

What?

Shh! Don't press any buttons. Listen!

Jerski...

BOTH: Oh, yeah!

[Elevator bell dinging]

♪

[Blowing]

Okay, team.I'm low on ideas,

and even lower on cash.

So, here'splan B.

Shakey,

you're going to hide here

while we're gone tomorrow, okay?

So that means no howls, growls, woofs or whimpers

out of you, buddy, or it's big trouble for all of us.

Chandler,

if anybody asks,

any strange smells coming from the apartment

are caused by your dad's stinky feet.

Got it, Chief.

[Chuckling] Okay.

So, any questions?

Yes, the lovely girlin the pigtails?

Well, why wasn'tthis plan A?

[Chuckling]

Hm...

Go easy on me,kiddo.

I've never had a fugitiveon my hands before.

That means you!

[Chuckling]

I love you.Love you.

Love you too, Dad.

There we go. Okay, there, stop.

Steady. Steady wins the race, Oskar.

Steady wins the race.

Lefty loosey, righty tighty--

How long does it take Mr. Jerski

to screw in a light bulb?

Well, I juststarted--

Rhetorical.Okay.

Be careful, Dad.

That's coming out of your salary.

Yes, Miss Willinger,take it right out there.

Hi, there.

Good morning.

I trust the situationfrom last night

has been takencare of.

Oh, absolutely. Just mailing the last of Shakey's things

to the kennel right now.

[Chuckling]

Gah!

Jerski.Yes?

Keep your eyes on those two, hm?

Okay.[Clearing throat]

And when you finish the monumental task

of replacing that bulb,

you're excused for the morning.

Yes, Miss Willinger.Thank you, Miss Willinger.

Less talk, more action.

Okay, less talk, more action.

♪

No.

Oh, thank you, Porcupine.

Darn! Missed the mail truck by two seconds!

Oh, well! Dad, we'd better hurry up.

Hey, hey, hey,hey, hey!

Did I see that packagewalking around out there?

Oh no, no, no, no, no.

I think your eyes are playing tricks on you, Jerski.

Must be all the dim bulbs in the place.

Okay. That's why I'mchanging the bulbs!

J.T.: Okay, well, keep going.

Okay, I'll keepgoing! Okay.

CHANDLER: Are you working hard or hardly working?

Loose lips sink ships!

J.T.:Oh, you got burned,Jerski.

Got burned! I'll burn you, that's what I'll do.

How would you like that? Ha!

Okay, lefty loose-- What is it?

[Bell ringing]

♪

[Laughing]

Ooh! Oh!

Hey!

Who do you think you are?

Do you know who I am?

Yeah, I do!

BOY: Give her a black eye!

You think you're sotough, but you're not.

Ah, you're tough, eh?

Yeah, I am.

[Gasping]

Hey! That's it,you two. Split it up.

She stepped on my toe!

No excuses. Both of you to my office. Let's go.

You, too.

♪

What do you think about this, Shakey?

There, there![Laughing]

♪

[Dial tone humming]

[Phone number dialling]

[Ringing]

Ugh! Yeah? What?

Hello!

Hello?

O'Neil! This thing's got caller ID you--

[Hanging up]

Hello? Hello?

Alright. Alright, smart guy.

Make Jerski come up!

Pay a visit, take a look around,

come up with a nice juicy fine or two?

Shouldn't be too hard.

If that's what you want.

[Doorknob jiggling]

[Growling]

Yoo-hoo!

Mr. O'Neil!

Mr. O'Neil's kid!

Hello? Hello?

Okay, alright.

Alright.

Oh, hello there!

Hello there!

There we go, Oskar. There we go.

Puff that out a little bit.

Get those going. There they are, everybody sees it.

Jerski! Oskar Jerski.

007.

[Singing James Bond theme]

You look good, kid.

You look good.

[Singing James Bond theme softly]

Oh boy, O'Neil.

Only got one fire extinguisher?

Alright. You're supposed to have at least two.

What happens if that fire extinguisher catches on fire?

Yeah, that'll cost ya.

That'll cost ya.

Hello?

O'Neil?

Hello? Hello-- Oh, looky here!

We got some candles! That's a fire hazard!

That's what that is. That's a fire hazard!

No doubt about it.

Not gonna fool this one on Jerski.

This is-- Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding me?

Boxes shouldn't be there. That's also a fire hazard.

Jeez! What is going on?

Oh, my gosh.

Hey, look! Peanuts in a dish!

He finally does something right!

Good work.

Ah...

[Barking]

Oh, aah! Come here, you!

You! You!

[Barking]

[All chatting, incoherent]

Hey.Hey.

My dad told me he went to thefirst kennel last night,

after I went to bed,to see how Shakey got out.

What happened?

He doesn't know,

but he said there waspolice tape everywhere

and the placewas a wreck.

Wow! That must be some dog.

Yeah. You haveno idea.

Blagh!

I'm sorry. My fingers must have slipped.

Hey!

Hey! Your girlfriend stepped on my toe this morning!

On purpose!

No, I didn't.

There was a bug on your footand I was killing it.

Yeah? What kind of bug?

The stupid kind that alwayshas food on its face.

What? I don't get it...

[All gasping, laughing]

♪

Food fight!

♪

Eat this!

♪

[Barking]

I'm sorry about that.

Probably shouldn't be standing

in the middle of the hall, sir.

You're going down, doggy!

I see you, I see you!

I'm coming to get you, dog! You're going down!

♪

[Laughing]

[Screaming]

[Chuckling] Hey, hey!

[Screaming]

Hey, hey!

♪

I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Whoa!

♪

[Phone ringing]

Hello?

JERSKI: O'Neil?

Oh, just a minute, please.

[Dishesclanging]

Oh, it feels good to be the king.

You are not the king yet.

Beat the eggs.

This is Mattias' place, remember?

Oh, yeah, I was justkidding, Raoul.

[Beeping]

You have a phone call.

Oh.

This is J.T.

When you getting rid of your dog, O'Neil?

Jerski?

Yeah! When you getting rid of your dog, O'Neil?

I told you and your queen

that I took him away last night.

Yeah, except I'm looking at him right now!

Are you in my apartment?

Oh, it's not going to be

your apartment for much longer!

Alright? I've been chasing thatmutt all over the place!

He's running wild!

And he covered my leg in dog whiz!

Okay, you know what?

I wouldn't stay with you snobs one more night if I had to!

Just leave the dog in the apartment

and I'll get him after work, you idiot!

Oh, I'm not an idiot. You're an idiot!

You're a moron!

Oh, I'm a moron? No, you're a moron!

Jerski, you can't just repeat everything I say, imbecile!

Oh, I'm an imbecile? You're an imbecile!

Look, let me tell you something, alright?

I will not stand for this!

[Dial tone humming]

I have never-- hello? Hello!

OPERATOR: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again.

This is all your fault!

[Barking]

The big dog's here! The big dog's here!

Only room for one!

Ugh! Just asI dreaded!

These taste likemultitasking!

Throw them out! Start over!

And the next time you make a phone call on my time,

it better be about egg whites.

Yes, sir. I understand.

OBER: You are lucky!

Mrs. Circleford on table 4 loves your cooking.

She told me.

Mrs. Angus on table 10 told me, too.

I see...

Mattias' taste has proven once again impeccable!

Now.

Listen close!

Come to the city for your dreams, no?

You lose focus!

And you forget about them for one second

and they disintegrate!

Forever.

[Sniffing]

Keep your eye on the balls!

Hm?

Worked for Mattias Ober.

Nothing can stop you from your dreams,

J.T.

Not this time.

[Muttering]

Ah!

One more thing.

I, uh,

I need your help for one night.

I need your talent to impress my stockholders

on the board of the Independence Plaza.

[Chuckling]

Hello!

Show us what you've got, boy!

[Ticking]

[Imitating engine revving]

[Squeaking]

[Beeping]

[Revving]

That's enough. Enjoy.

Wow.

Well, I'm not exactly sure what you did to get his...

attention and respect, but for some reason,

he... [Grumbling]

likes you, O'Neil! In the meantime,

I need you to... relax.

He's letting you borrowthe Lamborghini, Mr. O'Neil.

Not have it. He wants you to taste success.

[Chuckling] Oh, yes.

And if you were ever to achieve--

[Laughing]

success, you would owe Mattias Ober

big time.

And nod your head like a goodboy and say thank you.

Thank you.

BOTH: Whoa!

A Lamborghini!Let's go for a joyride!

Oh, I can't, I can't!

Let's pick upsome ladies!

Oh, I gotta pick up my daughter.

Oh, well,I come with you.

No, it only seats two.

We put her onthe roof!

[Chuckling]

No, Raoul. Joyride tomorrow.

Okay.

[Music blaring]

[Horns honking]

J.T. O'Neil!

Rock star!

CHANTING: J.T.! J.T.! J.T.!

[Music blaring]

[Mockingly]: Hello, Chicago!

I'm Mattias Ober!

Super chef! Ja, hello, everybody!

Chicago!

[Tires squealing]

[Music blaring]

Whoo!

[Music stopping]

Hello, ladies! How wedoing today?

Where did you get that?

My boss lent it to me.

It has been a crazy day.

It's been a crazy day here, too.

Chandler started a food fight.

Oh! Sweet!

No. Not sweet.

Oh.

Right. Alright, get in the car, Porcupine.

Okay, Dad.

Do you have any idea why she's acting out like this?

Yeah. It's our dog.

Shakey?

J.T.: Yeah, he's wreaking havoc

at the apartment we just moved into.

In fact, they're probably trying to evict us right now

and I kind of have to get back there.

Okay, well...

Talk to her.

I will. I'm sorry about this.

Bye, Chandler.

Bye, Miss Frankenfurter.

♪

J.T.: Chandler...

I really don't know what else to do.

He can't stay here with us.

I think we have to find him another place to live.

[Whimpering]

What happened to us sticking together no matter what?

How can you be ready to give Shakey up

to a bunch of strangers?

Come on up here.

Come here,come up here.

Hey, come on.

[Sniffling]

I'm not ready togive Shakey up.

We just have to.

[Shakey whimpering]

And they won'tbe strangers.

I'll meet everybody and makesure we find somebody

who really loves him justas much as we do.

I want us to be together.

To be a family.

Oh come on, Chandler, we are a family.

Not anymore!

Yes, yes we are.Come on.

Chandler, I love you.

I'll figure somethingout, Shakey.

I haven't given upon you yet.

Don't forget that,okay?

I love you.

[Whimpering]

♪

Aah!

♪

[Sighing]

[Sobbing]

♪

How you doing? You good?

Uh, yeah. Very good, thank you.

Good, good,good.

Has your dog ever driven a vehicle?

[Grumbling]

Uh, it's a dog.

Ah, we can work on that.

Uh, is your dog good at digging?

He digs up bones and things like that.

At least, like, three feet?

Six?

[Barking]

We should probably go.

[Barking]

Let's go, let's go.

I like your dog.

What's it taste like?

[Laughing] I'm kidding!

But what's it weigh?

Uh, like 40 pounds?

Your dog looks fatty.

Yeah, it is mostly fat.

Your dog's not right

for what I'm lookingto make.

[Laughing]

I meant a family!

Take care.

Can I pet your kitty?

It's a dog.

Nice kitty!

It's a dog.

♪

[Horn honking]

Boo!

[Barking]

Can your dog shuck corn?

That's a weird question.

[Cow mooing]

Well, you know, I could, uh,

chase squirrels around. I love the park.

I sleep there sometimes, uh...

we can go to the bathroom together outside.

This...

this was a bad idea.

[Chuckling]

I think we're going to go.

- You and Sharpie?- It's Shakey.

Oh, stay! I'm making food!

We're good.

Squirrel cacciatore!

No, we're good. We'll--

Thank you.

This place is pretty nice, Shakey.

Oh, hey!

Hi, there.How are ya?

Sergeant Curtis Stubbs. Marines. Retired.

I'm J.T. O'Neil.

Pleasure, J.T.

And who is this? Shakey?

That's Shakey.

That's who I thought it was!

How you doing, boy? Hey, Shakey!

What a good looking dog!

Yeah, he reallylikes you.

Does he really?Oh, yeah.

Aw, that's a cutie pie.

Doesn't urinate on the rug, does he?

Oh, no, no.He's house trained.

Oh, good, good.

Forgive me, my manners. Come on in! Both of ya!

I got some milk and cookies, I got some biscuits,

gluten-free, I hope you don't mind I took the liberty.

J.T.: Shakey loves homemade biscuits.

STUBBS: Oh, that's good to know.

Come on in! Mi casa, su casa!

J.T.: Well, muchos gracias.

[Chuckling]

STUBBS: My pleasure.

So, hopefully once we make enough money

we can find a new place to live but--

Thank you.

Right now, my daughter and I are in a real bind.

And it's been hard.

Sure, Iunderstand.

A dog...

it's like a part of the family, huh?

Exactly.

I sure would like to have Shakey here.

He looks like a good boy.

It's been quite quiet around here, uh,

I've been on my own for a while.

I lost my dear Delilah a few years ago.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

Thank you.

Yeah, I lost my wife.Did you?

About a year and a half ago, too.

So you know what it's liketo be on your own.

Yeah, well, I mean, lucky for me

I've got Chandler and I've had Shakey, too, so...

You know, maybe that's good. Maybe it was meant to be.

You've got someone to spent time with now.

Hm.

Maybe it's because youkeep speaking in Hindi.

Please, please--

Chandler,

do you know wheredoes Santy Claus stay

when he goesout of town?

[Groaning]

You must know!Take a guess, come on!

Okay, okay. Don't stress yourself.

I'll tell you.He stays in a...

Ho, ho, hotel!

[Giggling]

I told you!

This kills atZadi's every week!

Good paneer.

Thanks.

I promise you, J.T., I'll take good care of him.

I know you will.I feel good about this.

Alright, buddy,come on up here.

This is it.

Alright, don't you giveMr. Stubbs too much trouble.

Be good.

Alright, I just gotta go, I think.

I know it's hard.

[Sighing]Alright.

Thank you, J.T.

No, thank you. I'm just gladwe found him a new home.

[Sighing]So long, buddy.

Drive careful.

I will.

♪ And time to drive through ♪

♪ The words weren't even off my tongue ♪

♪ And you're already running from ♪

♪ Don't you ever get tired of the move? ♪

♪ 'Cause I do

♪ Can't you see it from your sky view? ♪

♪ The ground is right underneath you ♪

♪ Let yourself

♪ Fall into all that completes you ♪

♪ And I will keep my arms like so ♪

♪ Forever if ever you let go ♪

Now that you're part of the family,

I want to show you around a little bit.

See here? This is a code for the day I met Delilah.

[Chuckling]

Kind of secret. [Laughing]

[Barking]

Yeah, it's high-tech.

That's high-tech, son!

[Chuckling]

Okie dokie, come on in!

[Laughing]

Now, you see this? Uh-huh?

My very first target practice.

[Chuckling]

That's when I knew I'd be perfect for the military.

But the military had different thoughts.

Said I couldn't fight.

Gave me some bonk about having flat feet!

So, what did they do?

They put me in the worst front line of all!

30 years of active recruiting!

High school job fairs!

Should have given me a medal.

[Sighing] Anyways...

see that over there?

That's a picture

of my dear, beautiful Delilah.

I remember the day I lost her...

[Gunshots firing]

Die, mallards, die! [Laughing]

Whoa! No!

Delilah! No!

No!

And I haven't had a drink since.

Swear, Scouts honour.

[Sighing]

I pulled myself together.

Anyways...

Let's go on to happier thoughts.

Look around you, son.

These are my prized possessions.

My favourite collection.

[Chuckling]

And last but not least--

[Beeping]

The best alarm system that money can buy.

[Beeping]

[Chuckling]

You're a lucky, lucky dog.

ROBOTIC VOICE: System arming in five,

four, three, two, one.

[Beeping]

System armed.

Now, listen. I'll see you tomorrow.

We'll start training.

[Panting, sniffing]

[Barking]

SANJAY: So, tell me again what we're doing here?

CHANDLER: We're going to see the man my dad left Shakey with.

I want to make sure he's got a good home.

SANJAY: I don't know if we should do this, like...

we didn't even tell our parents we were going on this train!

You gotta do more thanjust read books!

This is importantto the both of us.

Now, let's go.

[Barking]

[Growling]

♪

[Bell ringing]

[Growling]

Ma'am.

Now, Shakey.

See, I don't think you're readyfor this here platoon, son.

You see these soldiers here?

They'll eat youalive, boy!

[Squishing] What the--

What's that? Who made a doody?

Who made a doody? That was an unrequested doody!

You-- Ugh!

Now look here, Shakey.

What we got here is a perimeter.

Y'all understand?

A perimeter?

I want to show you a little something here, Shakey.

Yeah, put on a little collar on ya.

You know a little collar!

Now.

We're going to play a little thing called a war game.

You're going to be a good guy.

And I'm going to be the pinko ATF agent, you got it?

Now, come on!

[Barking]

Sorry toshock ya!

[Laughing]

But you ain't ready tojoin this man's army yet.

♪

What's going on?

Is he playing with him?

Here. Take a look, quick!

[Slapping][Cringing]

We gotta save him. Come on, let's go!

♪

[Tapping]

Where are you?

Hm?

You are like on the other side of the moon right now!

Oh, I'm sorry.I just-- I need a minute.

Come on!

Keep your chin up, you moon dreamer!

I will, Raoul.

I like this guy.

[Barking]

Who goes there? Friend or foe?

Uh, friend!

Hm!

Uh, do you like cookies?

Do I like cookies?

Of course I like cookies! I'm an American!

I'm from Kaplan Elementary.

We're selling cookiesto help pay for...

uh, betterfield trips!

Field trips?

I love field trips! [Laughing]

What kind of cookies you got?

Well, uh,

they sent me to seeif there's any, you know,

interest in the neighbourhood before we actually

bring all thecookies.

Interest? Interest from my neighbourhood?

That's the dumbest, dumbest idea I've ever heard!

I apologize. Don't want to offend you.

Okay, tell me what kind of cookies you're going to have.

We gotchocolate chip.

Chocolate chip.

Oatmeal.Oatmeal.

Um, vanilla...Vanilla's my favourite.

♪

[Growling]

♪

No! Shakey!

[Whimpering]

Come here!

[Whimpering]

Come on, boy!

[Growling]

What is that?

[Barking]

[Gasping] What the--

Wait! I didn't tell you about our [Unclear] crisps!

[Barking]

Just let go of me, you little rugrat!

[Both shouting]

Aah!

Take that, mister!

Come on, let's go!

Let's go,come on!

[Beeping]

[Laughing]

Now who are you two little delinquents working for?

The Russians? The Swiss?

Gee, mister.I just want my doggy back.

[Mockingly]:I just want my dog back, mister!

Well, you're not getting your little dog back, okay?

He's going to be working for me!

He's going to be my second in command!

[Beeping]

Hey!

CHANDLER:That's what you getfor messing with me!

[Screaming]

♪

[Exploding]

♪

Ah, there we go. Oh yeah, there we go.

Nice work, Jerski.

And the award for Employee of the Year

here at the Independence Plaza goes to...

Oskar Jerski! [Echoing]

[Imitating crowd cheering]

♪

And that award is given to a man who could do a job

that no other person has ever done here!

He is the greatest employee of the Independence Plaza!

The award is now called the Oskar Jerski Award!

Congratulations, Oskar Jerski.

You are the Employee of the Year!

I got an idea.

[Muttering]

♪

[Barking]

BOTH: Thank you.

MAN: You're welcome.

[Both groaning]

SANJAY: Finally! CHANDLER:I know.

Slow down!

What you got there?

Nothing.

Oh, really?

What is this? Give me this!

Hm!

Gee, Mr. Jerski.

Can I have myspaceship back now?

Okay, sure! Sure, kids!

You can have your spaceship back!

Here you go.Thank you.

[Imitating jet engine]

Oh, there's a problem as it re-enters Earth's atmosphere!

[Laughing]

[Imitating explosion]

Houston, we have a problem!

Beat it![Laughing]

[Gasping]Mother of pearl!

I told you that muttain't allowed here!

You aren't going anywhere!

[Growling]

Come on!Come on!

[Biting]Aah!

[Screaming]

Grr!

Get down from there, dog!

[Growling]

Aah!

[Growling]

♪

[Struggling,shouting inside]

Ah, Mrs. Carmichael.

Miss Willinger, hi, how are you?

Hello, Flavio.

Yeah, Mrs. Carmichael.Hi, good to see you.

Bye, Mrs. Carmichael.Hi, sir, good to see you.

So nice to see you again!

Great to see you,too, sir.

You know what?Miss Willinger,

The lobby seems a littlewet from the cleaning.

You all might want to considergoing around the side entrance

where it's a littleless slippery.

Estelle, we don't have to open the door ourselves, do we?

Of course not, don't be silly!

Flavio, don't be a fool!

Open the door!

Now!

Yes, I...

After you.

[Barking]

Come here, you mutt! Come here!

[Gasping]

[Barking]

Jerski!

[Barking]

Miss Willinger.

Gah!

You're fired!

Oh...

Fired! Get out!

Miss Willinger, the Independence Plaza is my life!

Not anymore!

Go! Get out!

Estelle...

I never want to see yourface in this building again!

Okay.

Do you hear me?

I hear you!Go!

JERSKI: Miss Willinger...

J.T.: Chandler!

I spoke with Mr. Stubbs.

Dad, will you justlisten to me?

You remember him? The man you stole from?

He was hurtingShakey.

You lied to me, Chandler.

You said we were all goingto stay together out here.

That mutt dies!

Stay out of it, Jerski.

Farmer Brown?That no-good dog of yours

cost me my job and living quarters!

We don't have a dog.

We don't have afamily.

Sanjay, your parents are worried about you. Chandler?

We're going upstairs now.

See what I'm talking about?

Fired!

Get out! Now! Go!

I was trying to--

Go!

Get out.

Get! Ugh!

Hi. Miss Willinger, uh,

want to... take a book?

Mr. O'Neil.

Sanjay, take Chandler and Shakey upstairs.

It has been an unpleasant evening for all of us.

But in accordance with Paragraph 201A

of the Independence Plaza Policy and Procedure Manual--

I simply cannot allow you tokeep that dog in this building!

I'm sorry, but I cannot.

You see what's done

is done!

I've told you many more times than I care to remember.

♪

If you keep that dog in this building

one more night, Mr. O'Neil,

you leave me no alternative.

But to evict you.

I don't care what you do,

just get that Halloween mask you call a face

away from me!

4001D!

Evicted!

J.T.!

You should bedressed by now!

Ah. Ah!

[Chuckling]

The illustriousMiss Willinger.

I could swear you've grown younger

since the last time wehave seen one another.

That was far toolong ago.

Mattias...

Once all my employees aredressed appropriately--

[Chuckling]

dinner will beserved.

Very well, Mattias.

We're still waitingfor a few of our board members.

Ah! Oh.

Is there a problem?

No, I'm just running behind, sir.

Catch up.

[Elevator dinging]

Well, it appears you're staying with us

one more night after all.

♪

Nope, nobody sees me.

I tell you, no one does that to Oskar Jerski.

I promise you that. Nobody doesthat to Oskar Jerski.

[Muttering]

Looky here!

Well! Beat it, punks!

Well, well, well.

Now, this is an interesting turn of events.

Well, I'm glad it is.Now scram!

[Chuckling]

You want 50 cents?

I don't want your money!Give it to me.

Give it to me!Give it to me!

But you said you didn't want it!

I don't want it!Now get out of here!

Lowlife, you need it more than me.

Oh, you lowlife!You know, I'll take it!

I'll take it because you forced me--

Loser!You loser!

Shush up!

You shush! Nobody tells me to shush!

Nobody!

Willinger!

Willinger! I'm coming home!

[Laughing]

Porcupine?

Time to do the right thing.

Read this.

Alright, Sanjay. Read Paragraph 201A.

I hear you're quitethe salesman.

Okay...

Got it?

Mm-hm.

You know whatto do.

♪

[Snoring]

♪

[Snoring continuing]

♪

[Laughing]

Oh, look at you.

Look at you. Oskar's here!

Oskar's here!

[Laughing]

♪

They will not tell us we cannot be together!

No, they will not. Oh, yes.

Look at you. Hi, how are you?

[Kissing]

[Glass clinking]

[Crowd shushing]

As one of our boardmembers, Mr. Ober,

I want to thank youfor your kind offer

to cook for ustonight.

[Applauding]

OBER: Thank you, Mrs. Willinger.

We are in store

for a treat tonight.

Mr. Ober, Miss Willinger,

distinguished guests.

Tonight, I will prepare a meal fit for kings

and queens.

[Applauding]

Thank you. Enjoy.

♪

Are you certain this isa good idea, Mattias?

After all, I...

I want yourcooking.

Don't fret, Madame.

It's plumb good.

Plumb?

Good.

May I?

Yes.

Thank you.May I?

Oh! Ah...

Merci.

Beaucoup.

Oh!

♪

WOMAN: Um, no.

[Door closing]

♪

[Knocking]

Good evening, sir.

Would you like tosign a petition

to repeal the buildingno pets policy?

Why on Earth would we want to do that?

Come on, Chandler. We've got alot more apartments--

Sanjay, wait!

Why? Because, sir,

because I believe animals are more than just animals.

They're sacred. They can be family and friends.

Sometimes all we've got.

Sometimes the best we could ever hope for.

It certainly is nice to see a young woman

stand up for what she believes in.

Right, dear?

It certainly is nice.

Thank you. Have a nice evening.

Thank you!

Yes! That's awesome.

Focus, Oskar. Focus. Eyes on the prize.

Eyes on the prize, Oskar! Eyes on the prize!

[Laughing]

♪

[Whining]

♪

[Chuckling]

♪

[No audio]

Good to meet you.

♪

Excuse me, guys.Good to see you.

♪

[Quietly]:Don't you ever snap at me!

[Whispering]: Why would I ever snap at you?

[Blowing]

♪

[Laughing maniacally]

Oh!

[Laughing maniacally]

[Banging]

What is that?

We are preparing duck.

No, no,the smoke.

Your first time in a kitchen?

J.T.:No, I've been in akitchen before,

but something iswrong here.

Yeah, you know what is wrong?

You are not preparing your duck.

That is wrong.

You're so mean to me, Raoul.

RAOUL: We are making smoked duck!

♪

[Barking]

[Sighing, laughing]

[Laughing maniacally]

♪

Whoa!

[All shouting]

Calm down, calm down. Tranquillo! Tranquillo!

What do youmean, "tranquillo"?

You don't know what"tranquillo" means!

It means calm down, Raoul!

It almost burned mymoustache off!

Well, that would look better on you!

♪

What's happeningwith the lights?

[Shuddering]

It's alright, sweetie.

Can-- can youdo something?

Of course, my love.

♪

Do you see what this O'Neilcharacter is capable of?

Ah!

What on Earth is happening here, J.T.?

That's not me, Mr. Ober!

The whole place just started going buck wild!

Buck wild?

Shh!

I don't know! I'm sureI paid the bill.

What does "buck wild" mean?

Buck? Well--

Very, very wild.

Yes. Cheers.

Cheers.

Please. It will be all taken care of as usual.

Everyoneremain calm.

Yes, that's what I just said.

Thank you.

Your hair.

Mr. Ober...

Really!

Ah. Ooh!

♪

What's going on?

I don't know.

Guess this building's not asgreat as it looks, huh?

[Barking]

Shakey!

Come here! Come here!

[Barking]

Let's do this.

♪

And the best for last!

[Whirring]

[Laughing maniacally]

Yes. Yes!

[Laughing maniacally]

♪

Oh, for heaven'ssake!

♪

What's going on?

Aah!

[Screaming]

That's news to me.

[Shouting]

O'Neil!

Do something!

Get back in there!

Drogue!

Oh!

♪

Everything will be okay!

Ask me!

♪

[Growling] There you are!

[Panicking]

O'Neil!

How dare you...

ruin...

my banquet!

You are plucky

like this duck!

Evicted!

Oh, no! The duck!

Your little girl! And your little dog, too!

Do you smell that?

Is that you?

[Willingergrunting]

Watch the duck,watch the duck.

Hyah!

That's it.

You want some of this?

Let's do this!

[Grunting]

Does this taste like decaf?

Ah, decaf makesme pee.

Makes me pee, too. Really--

Oh no, that'sleaded, man.

♪

[Grunting]

Get off my back!

[Grunting]

You fight like a girl!

You fight like a man!

[Grunting]

♪

Give me myduck!

[Gasping]

Duck!

[Gasping]

♪

[Screaming]

[Sputtering]

O'Neil!

It's very good.

Mr. Ober!

Please tell me

it isn't true that this...

idiot is heir to your cooking empire!

[Barking]

I knew that thing was involved!

Get it out of here!

Ladies and gentlemenof the board!

I'm sorry to interrupt your meeting,

but I'm here today with important business.

I'm collecting signatures for my petition

to repeal the no pet policy.

I've been all through the I.P.,

each and every floor

and have had almost all my neighbours sign.

Oh--

Mm-hm.

This is Shakey.

He belongs to meand my dad.

And it may be easy for youto say he's not allowed,

cause you don't know himand you can't see him around,

[Choking up]

But me and my dadhave been through

some prettytough times and...

and Shakey's alwaysbeen there for us.

You all are verysuccessful people.

And I cansee that.

And keeping Shakey is a big deal to us.

Think of whatloyalty means to you.

It's my turn to be loyal to Shakey.

Thank you.

Come here.

[Applauding]

Oh, come on!

Act your ages!

Thank you.

I apologize for all of this.

Our move here has...

obviously been hard.

You could have had it all!

J.T.!

You know, I alreadyhave it all, Mr. Ober.

[Gasping]

I quit.

Aah!

Thank you, Porcupine.

I needed this wake-up call.

I love you, Dad.

I love you.

How's this for a wake-up call?

[Barking]

Ah, well, looky here!

All the dogs are together!

Mr. Jerski.

You slimy little toadstool!

What's the meaning of--

Cram it, witchy-poo!

I'm here for what I'm owed! My severance pay.

Or the people in this room are going to get so messy

they'll make the room look good by comparison!

[Barking]

And while I'm at it, I want that dog.

J.T.: In your dreams, Jerski.

Oh, I'm sorry, Old McDonald. Did I ask for permission?

Hey, hey!

[Barking]

[Drill whirring]

Unemployed men with power tools

should not be provoked, O'Neil!

Now give me that mutt!

Oh, you want him?

I don't justwant him.

I want to destroy him!

Oh, you want to destroy him, huh?

How bad do you want to destroy him?

Bad, O'Neil!Give it to me!

I'm gonna give him to ya.

Give me the mutt!

Should I give him what he wants?

Do it, Dad.

What is that?

[Barking]

What is that-- Stay, stay!

I said stay!Aah!

[Chuckling]

Yeah!

[Screaming]

[Biting]

JERSKI: Ow! Excuse me, pardon me.

No, no! Excuse me, pardon me.

[Barking]

Oh, no, come on!

I got him!

I can't believe that! Get away from me!

[Barking]

Excuse me! Help me!

That's my screwdriver, thank you.

[Growling]

My mom gave me those!

[Barking]

Chicago Police Department. Everybody freeze!

Please, can we--

Yeah, yeah, you get it.

[Crying]

Alright! Whoseduck is this?

Hers.

Flavio! How could you?

It wasn'thard at all.

[Crying]

Come on.

[Gasping, screaming]

A duck's illegal?

It was only a duck!

Time for a drive down to Lakeshore, sweetheart.

Can I ride with you?

Oh, yeah.

That worked out well.

♪

I, uh, think you mightwant to go in

for a re-wipe overthere, Estelle.

What am Ipaying you for?

I want this wholelobby ship-shape.

We got some veryimportant guests

coming thisafternoon, okay?

Hey, how are you today?

Just fine, sir.

Good, I'm looking for Mr. J.T. O'Neil?

Oh, right this way,sir. Right this way.

You know J.T.?

Yeah, they're fromToledo, Ohio.

[Shuddering]

O'Neil...

Dogs!

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

Hey!

Hey, Chuck, how's it going?

There he is!

[Laughing]

Oh my goodness!

[Laughing]

♪ You wonder how it's gonna be, yeah ♪

♪ But we won't know until we get there ♪

♪ So why are you asking me? ♪

♪ I don't know, first we'll go ♪

♪ Then we'll look, and we'll see ♪

♪ Then I'll know ♪

♪ And I'll tell you ♪

♪ I'll tell you what I know ♪

[Gasping]

♪ I'll tell you what I know, yeah ♪

[Meowing]

[Gasping]

♪ There ain't no how ♪

Shakey!

[Giggling]

♪ Until there and then become here and now ♪

♪

♪ Moon is growing, evening falling ♪

♪ Down into the changing tide ♪

♪ Above the mist the stars are shining ♪

♪ Dreams are scattered to the sky ♪

♪ This is where they're meant to be ♪

♪ They already seem to know ♪

♪ And we don't even have to try♪

♪ For love has made it so ♪

♪

♪ I don't have to try to love you ♪

♪ Just take my hand and walk with me a while ♪

♪ Travel on until tomorrow ♪

♪ We can walk another 50 million miles ♪

♪

♪

♪ I hear the birds chirping out my window ♪

♪ I wish I could understand, I wish I could know ♪

♪ I hear the cars passing on the street ♪

♪ I hear the people, the tapping of their feet ♪

♪ So many places ♪

♪ So many times ♪

♪ Don't let them tell you life is a drag ♪

♪ So be a dreamer ♪

♪ As you go

♪ Don't let them stop you ♪

♪ Because you don't know ♪

♪ Can't you live up to the promise ♪

♪ Every day and every night ♪

♪ Why don't you live life to the fullest? ♪

♪ Follow the voice inside your mind ♪

♪ I hear the birds chirping out my window ♪

♪ I wish I could understand, I wish I could know ♪

♪

♪ Where am I going? ♪

♪ Where have I been? ♪

♪ Where am I now? ♪

♪ I never felt so low ♪

♪ Like I've one foot in the ground ♪

♪ Must be gravity keeping me down ♪

♪ I often wonder what you'd say ♪

♪ If you could hear me ♪

♪ You'd take it on your feet and ♪

♪ Use your gifts and you'll be free ♪

♪ From this gravity ♪

♪ No gravity for me ♪

♪ I think it's time ♪

♪ We should lay it all ♪

♪ On the table

♪ You got my heart ♪

♪ Running like a car ♪

♪ On a cable

♪ Maybe it's the way you get that look in your eye ♪

♪ The way you captivate me ♪

♪ With a hint of your smile ♪

♪ I've got to be, got to be ♪

♪ Close to you ♪

♪ Da, da-da

♪ Da, da-da ♪

♪ Doesn't take a song to sing ♪

♪ I can't stand when you're away ♪

♪ My world turns to black and grey ♪

♪ When you're nowhere around ♪

♪ I lose the clarity I found ♪

♪ Maybe it's the way you get that look in your eye ♪

♪ I've got to be ♪

♪ Close to you

♪ Da, da-da

♪ Da, da-da, da-da ♪

♪

♪ Must have had ♪

♪ Me confused ♪

♪ With somebody else ♪

♪ I'm breaking free ♪

♪ I'm headed out... ♪

♪ With the wind at my back ♪

♪ And the rivers rushing fade ♪

♪ Won't you sweep me away? ♪

♪ Won't you lead me home? ♪

♪ You know she needs me ♪

♪ Won't you lead me home? ♪

♪ Back to my family ♪

♪ If I had some wheels ♪

♪ I'd be rolling through those fields ♪

♪ I'd tie up the laces ♪

♪ Of the folks who would chase us all the way home ♪

♪

♪ On city streets I think I ♪

♪ See your face, but it can't be replaced ♪

♪ With the wind at my back ♪

♪ And the rivers rushing fade ♪

♪ Won't you sweep me away? ♪

♪ Won't you lead me home? ♪

♪ You know she needs me ♪

[Snoring]

♪

♪ Well, I don't know what it is ♪

♪ That you see in me ♪

[Screaming]

♪ Well, I don't know what it is ♪

♪ That you see in me ♪

♪ But whatever that be ♪

♪ Oh, I hope that you wake up with me ♪

♪ In my life, I want you ♪

♪ I don't want strife ♪

♪ Whoa, I think that we could sail away ♪

♪ Out on a warm sunny day ♪

[Tires screeching]

[Giggling]

♪ In my life, I want you ♪

♪ Don't want strife, I want you ♪

♪ I want you

Yeah!

[Chuckling]