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So babe, this is our new home.

Can't wait to show you around.

Oh, she's here.

It's good to meet your new friend, Josh.

Kylie, this is my new stepmom, Lexi.

She just brought me and Bannon.

My two new favorite young men. Nice to meet you, sweetie.

Yeah, nice to meet you too, Ms. Joshua.

Babe, that's not her name. The least you can do is get off your phone and

acknowledge her.

Um, yeah, yeah, you're right. I agree.

Duh. That damn cheese dip.

Van, meet your brother's new friend, Kylie.

Oh.

You look the same as my idiot brother.

Van, I told you not to tease me like when I'm here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You want a tissue, man?

Come on.

Come on, dude.

Get in there. Get in there.

Ignore him.

Even though both of these young men are in college, Van could have been held

back a couple years.

You guys can enjoy yourselves, and let me know if you need any snacks.

Thank you.

Babe. What?

I'm busy.

Fine. Whatever, man.

Hey, you're pathetic, dude.

Fucking beta.

No! Why don't you help me instead of being such a dick?

All right. All right, Rosania. Check this out, okay?

How about you fucking pull out your pecker, rub a chub.

Drop it right on the fucking screen.

Get skeezy, my doggy.

Girls, love that shit. You'll be smashing puss all night.

You really think that'll work?

Yeah, dude.

I do this shit all the time.

Okay? Don't fucking let us down.

You got this. Hell yeah. Right?

Yeah. Right here. Family, let's go.

I got this. You got it. Yeah. Be a puss.

You can like my picture.

Almost to 10 ,000.

Fuck yeah, I knew she liked it.

Everything okay, hon?

Can I come in?

Yeah, she won't pay attention to me.

Van's advice is useless, too.

Maybe you just need to talk to her.

Girls like that sometimes.

But not too much, you know?

You think?

She'll probably just ignore me, too.

Oh, hon, that's just nerves.

Don't worry about it.

Here.

Lexi!

You're an adult and we're not related.

Consider this an overdue confidence booster from your new stepmom.

I know you've been staring at them.

That's good, honey.

Just like that.

It's okay.

She's gonna be fine.

And so will you.

to come.

See? No more nerves, right?

Go get her, tiger.

Babe, we need to talk. What? We need to have sex.

If we're dating and we're in a real college relationship, then we have to.

Okay, yeah, I get that, but I just dropped a pic on my Insta and it's

off. Yeah. That's besides the fact. We need to do it. Look. All right. Fine.

want to do it? You want to do it? All right. Come on.

Giddy up, cowboy.

Always on your damn phone.

Fuck you.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Oh.

Bye.

You need to.

Cheers.

You should come take a seat in the middle. Come here.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. Yeah, look at that fucking ass.

Oh, shit.

That's great. That's great.

Yes.