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All right, Tyler.

We have a lot of material to go over for your exam tomorrow, so we have to focus

today, okay?

You're 18 now, so this is going to be one of your last exams before finishing

school, and you need all the studying you can get to really make it count.

Yeah, I know.

It's going to be fine. I'm here for you.

It's all good.

Let's see here.

Where should we start?

Hey, Lainey. I didn't know you were here yet.

Hi. Yeah, Miss Luna, I just got here.

We're just about to get started.

Oh, excellent.

Excellent. Thank you so much for helping my stepson.

It's the final stretch, and he could really use the help.

Yeah, I do what I can.

Oh, hey, do you know, I don't have anywhere to be for the next hour. Maybe

just stick around and see what you guys are learning.

You could totally hang out, Mom.

Thanks.

Um, Miss Luna, please.

I appreciate that you have such an interest in your stepson's education,

really have a lot of stuff to go over today.

Now, now, Missy.

I hired you to tutor my stepson, not to talk back to me.

Yes, Mrs. Luna.

Okay, Tyler, let's turn to page 12, then.

Should we start out in math?

Yeah, let's do some math puzzles.

Okay.

Let's start here. A number that does not have a numeric of its own.

I feel like I know that one.

Zero?

Good job, yeah.

That's right.

Yeah.

Is this Luna?

Tyler?

I know you guys have this weird arrangement with the two of you, but do

really have to do this now? I, uh... I'm trying to make sure that Tyler makes it

to graduation like I'm being paid to.

That's right.

So hop to it.

My handsome stepson needs to be able to concentrate no matter what the

distraction is.

Okay.

Let's keep going, then.

Name the only even time number.

Prime is... What does prime mean again?

No, I think I got it.

Two?

That's good. Good job.

All right, let's keep going.

I'll make sure I write down which one you get right so that we can go back

The perimeter of a circle is also called?

That would be a future conference.

Good job.

Okay, the actual net number after 7.

Net what?

The net number after 7.

Net or next?

Net.

I'm assuming 8?

Right? Number after 7?

It's the net number. The actual net number. Let's go back here.

We can go back.

Okay.

So, net, I guess, is another word for prime number.

Let's see here.

So, it's just prime number?

Yeah, actual net number, I guess, would be divisible by three and a half.

So, I guess, if you want to do the math.

here.

Do you mind paying attention? I am. I'm trying.

You're gonna do the math here because you got this one wrong.

Actual net number after seven. So you take this. Yeah.

Divide it.

Divide it by seven, right?

And then what would the net number be?

It's 11. 11.

Okay. That was the first one I got wrong.

Yes. That one we got wrong, so we're going to have to go back and do that one

again.

Okay.

Don't worry. Is this going to be on the test?

What's going to be on the test? That question.

Like net numbers? Yes. This is all going to be on your exam tomorrow.

All right.

He's having a little trouble.

I really think that maybe we should... Move to the couch? You're so right. We

should move to the couch if we feel more comfortable. Yeah, I think so. No, no,

no, no. We should move to the couch. If you want to bring all this stuff, we'll

meet you over there. I just can't see what's going on, I think, over there. I

honestly disagree. I think this is going to be much more good for studying.

Oh, goodness. Your nipple's out. Okay.

So...

You didn't even... I gave you this notebook like two weeks ago. You haven't

written anything in it.

You think we should go over there now?

I really do.

Maybe if there's more space for all of us to do the things we're doing, then

maybe we'll be able to study a little bit better.

I could pay more attention.

Yes, you could pay more attention. I won't argue with you, Miss Luna.

You must be.

I'm not going to argue with you because you're flooding my chair.

Get down.

Did you get everything?

Yes, I did. Thank you.

Which one are we on?

We are on number five.

Okay. Did you study that in school?

Uh -huh.

I'm going to look for another one.

All right. We're going to go to this section right down

here. Okay.

Okay? Oh, sorry.

I see a little space right here.

Okay.

Very important for your son's future.

That's the question, sir.

So, can you see this okay from here?

Yeah, right there.

Okay.

So, 53 by 4 is equal to... Oh, excuse me. 53

divided by 4 is equal to how much?

Won't I have a calculator on the test?

No, you're not going to learn to have a calculator on the test.

53. This is very rudimentary. We haven't even gotten into the really, really

difficult parts of the subject yet.

Okay.

Maybe we could, like, skip that one.

Just until I could, like, write it down.

This is supposed to be our time to really drain and hone this in. Like, we

don't have other time, unfortunately, because your exam is tomorrow.

So we really need to do this now, okay?

So we're going to go here.

Can you see it all right? Yes, I can see it. Oh, here, I see him. Okay.

Luna,

this is good for you, too.

I don't know what's going on here.

Okay. So, 53 divided by 4. We're going to go here. You see?

53.

Into 4.

Do you remember? Let's say this.

Well, 3 goes into 4.

Or, no.

You're close. You're really close.

So if you say, let's just say 50 instead of 53.

Okay. Okay?

Four goes into 50.

How many times?

I'm going to have a calculator. It's going to be fine. Why don't we just go

like, a different question?

Okay, Tyler, what section do you want to go to here?

Well, I like the first section we were doing.

Honestly, I think we should cover the things that you are not as proficient

I think I'm pretty good at everything.

Oh, my baby boy is so smart.

Well, if he was smart, I wouldn't be here.

Not to overstep or anything.

So we're going to go over a little bit more difficult sections because we

need you to understand all this material here.

Look at your nose.

Thanks,

Mom. Okay.

So, the father of mathematics is...

Did you hand me the right page?

I did.

Oh, honey.

But we went over the first few times here.

I'm sorry. I'm not good at math.

It's okay. That's why I'm here.

Sorry to be a little frustrated.

So the father of mathematics is Archimedes.

Basically discovered and figured out that math is the universal language.

It really is.

Yes, it is.

I'm just like, love.

Love is the universal language.

That's easier to remember.

It's like, I love my sweet baby boy.

I love you too, Mom.

Oh, I'm so happy you two are so close with each other. Really great.

But unfortunately, this exam isn't about love.

Oh, too bad, because you do so well. You're so fucking smart in love.

You're always so nice to me, Mom. My good boy.

So normal.

Remember, you've got to concentrate through anything.

Right.

You're going to pass this test, okay? I want to.

Really?

Okay,

this is an expensive college class. Sorry, I just caught on my foot. It's

Excuse me. No worries.

Alrighty, so the angle is greater than 180 degrees, but less than 350 degrees.

Am I in the way?

I'm sorry.

It's okay. I can move.

Was I right? I think you're right.

She's not even looking like Tudor. I know. Gosh, what a Tudor.

I think I'll just Tudor her next.

I think that would be better.

I could have a tooth.

You could have a tooth?

Yeah. Sorry, I couldn't.

I couldn't hear you. Are you having trouble concentrating?

She says I'm not paying attention.

Right?

Sweetheart, I've graduated already.

This is all for you, okay?

I know.

So angle that is greater than 180 degrees.

Up to. 180 would be this. But less than full circle.

Obtuse is not quite 180 degrees.

So it would be a different answer.

Acute. Starts with an R.

Like when the doctor... Let me

see that.

Here we go.

The notes from yesterday?

I don't know.

Oh,

reflex.

Good job. Good job, sweetie.

See? Oh, my baby boy's so smart.

Good job.

We didn't know it was from yesterday.

Got to remember, because we were, you know. Well, it was in the back of my

I mean, I knew it, like.

Okay, this is why we need to go over these materials. Is it a time test?

Is he going to, like, have time to think?

Well, this test is going to be six hours.

That's a long test.

Are you sure you want to do this?

Well, I'll probably finish in about 20 minutes. It's not a big deal. To

graduate.

Okay,

let's keep going.

We're going to go over existential quantifiers, okay?

That sounds hard.

This is my worst subject.

Okay.

Giuseppe Piano.

You've covered existential quantifiers.

Okay?

Giuseppe what?

Giuseppe Piano.

I believe that's how you pronounce his last name.

P -E -A -N -O.

Okay, that's going to be on your table.

Everything's great, but you just keep doing your math thing.

So we have Q through R and R and X, okay?

Didn't we work on this yesterday?

We did. We're just going over everything.

We're starting with yesterday, and we're going to go back all the way through.

beginning of the lesson and all the lessons from this semester.

Alright, we're going to move on to

the next section here.

What comes before quadrillion?

Before quadrillion?

I would start at one.

Well, that's close.

How is that wrong?

It's a very vague question, but vague questions like this are going to be on

exam. And even if I get it right, it's wrong?

Well, it's a specific right answer. You really have to use your critical

thinking skills with it.

Quadrillion, if you take the prefix, quad,

What would be before?

Hello 1 million would be before quad

So

it would be a trillion yes because try mean three quad

four So it would be trillion. Mm -hmm.

Yeah, sometimes even in math You have to use the different skills,

like the prefix or the suffix, if it's a word that you don't understand.

Okay.

The next question.

Here's an easy one for you.

Which day is Pi Day?

You should know this one. It's my birthday.

March 14th. There you go. Good job.

Good job, sweetie.

Happy birthday, Ma. Happy birthday.

So let's have you turn to page 47 for this one here.

47? Yeah, 47.

Here we go.

Do you remember when I went over the contour integral sign with you two weeks

ago?

Can you refresh your mind?

Okay, we were out in the back. Well, not aware, but like, what does it mean?

Okay.

I thought if I, you know, refreshed your memory in a different way, maybe that

would help.

So, let me see your book.

Okay. Nice and warm now.

Like for the microwave.

Yay.

Contour integral signs.

Arnold Thelma Field discovered this. And we got some quantifier questions here

right now for you.

If you want to take a look over here.

So we got quantifier practice drill.

A into B. A into B. Over.

B divided by P.

And then D into I.

And then D into P.

Yeah, D into P.

That's the number four.

K.

K.

K into L.

L into N.

Equals.

N into M.

And then what would be?

It would be nothing. Yeah, it can't move out, right? Exactly.

Good job.

It can't move out.

That's an

interesting

sound.

It's the sound of knowledge.

Knowledge.

It's so knowledgeable.

Okay, let's move on to the next.

Okay, we're going to go to lesson four.

All right, I see you took some notes on this section. All right.

Okay.

Are we done? Are you ready? No, we're moving on to the next section. I'm just

waiting on you to confirm that you're ready.

I'm fine. I've been studying all day.

She doesn't believe me, Mom.

I know.

Don't worry. It's the last thing I have to deal with her.

Tomorrow's tough. You're going to do great.

I hope he doesn't make you a very special dinner.

If he doesn't, then he hasn't graduated. He's going to have to repeat.

I can't repeat a year twice.

I did that last year.

Well, it'll be the third time.

Don't they pretty much just let you go after that?

Repeat the course until you pass.

Seriously?

If this is the job that you really want to, you know, a statistician, you have

to be good at math.

You do want to be a statistician, right? Yes, give me the paper, please.

Okay, don't need to be, you know, I'm just trying to do my job here,

you know.

You're doing a great job.

Thank you, Mrs. Luna.

That means a lot because this is very hard to study.

Which one are we on now?

We're going to go into Section 5 here.

We're just going to go past Section 4 altogether.

So we're going to go into Primary and Secondary Structural.

We're going to actually go into some reading comprehension here.

So with the secondary structures, we're going to look at cause and effect.

We're going to look at some examples, do some questions and answers, and some

classification.

Okay,

and then the primary structures, we're going to go through your thesis.

And your synthesis is very wet.

In addition to recognizing the primary structures,

the blueprint method also identifies the number of secondary structures.

Does that feel good, mom? Yeah, it does.

I'm going to need those.

That was you from that? Uh -huh.

You seem like you're a little bit more, you know,

I feel like I'm kind of at a loss here. I don't really know what to do.

Let's just keep going, I guess.

So here,

9n is equal to 108.

What is 108?

Okay.

Really jumping all over the place here.

We'll be trying to get closer to you so we can study. There you go.

Perfect. I'll just give this to you here.

Okay.

All right.

Which number is considered a magical number?

Ooh.

I'm thinking of... Okay,

I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10.

Yeah. I'm thinking like 69. It's pretty magical. Oh, that is pretty magical.

69.

Is that it?

Uh, no, it's not.

Funny innuendos.

The magical number is nine, so you got one of those numbers right.

Good job, honey.

But unfortunately, 69 and nine are two different answers that you would have

gotten that one wrong. Do I get half points for that?

Unfortunately, no.

With these kinds of exams,

they are all or nothing. So you either get the question right or you get it

wrong.

All my years of tutoring.

This is your very good mother to your son.

Gotta say that, stepmother.

The

magic

square. Since we're speaking of magic numbers, let's go to the magic square.

It originated...

Oh, fuck. Oh, just like that, sweetie?

Yeah, here we go.

Magic spell originated in China.

Ancient China.

Oh, yeah.

This looks good.

Can you see back there okay?

We were just talking about, um, what's her name?

Albert Einstein, the Pi Day guy. We were actually talking about ancient China.

Oh, that's not really close.

Yeah, but it's okay.

The magic number and the magic square, it all originated in ancient China.

They were actually one of the first people to really go into advanced

mathematics like this.

So everything comes back to that.

No,

we're really getting into it. Okay.

Ah,

here we go. I just love math so much.

Okay,

the symbol of infinity.

Okay.

What does...

Larger, there's larger infinities. There's smaller infinities.

You said basically, but you just said they're not going to count basically.

True.

Basically, infinity can be everything.

It can also be nothing.

There's many different ways of interpreting.

But it's everything and nothing?

Yes. Wow. Infinity.

Just set up for failure at these schools. I don't know what they're

you. Well, it's abstract, you know, and Cindy is... Yeah, the math is pretty

abstract, apparently.

This is a really advanced stuff here.

The most popular lucky number between 1 and 9. Let's do something easy.

Most popular lucky number?

Well,

for me, it's 8, but... You were close. You started with the right letter. 7.

Yeah, there you go.

Well, that's not really my most lucky number.

Well, it's the most popular lucky number.

I'm not sure why this one is.

Okay, here's another more statistical.

How many seconds are there in one day?

Thousands.

Thousands, yeah. Right?

You've got this. It's got to be, right?

Yeah. So if you take, let's see here, 50 seconds per minute, how many minutes in

a day. Exactly.

Multiply. You got this. Wow. If I had my calculator, I could do it. That's

actually great advice, Miss Luna. Exactly.

So you would do a number of seconds in a minute, a number of minutes in an hour,

and a number of hours in a day. Oh, fuck.

If you had your...

Handing your paper here, you could do the math.

Paper here.

Let's not use the calculator.

60.

60 minutes and an hour or two.

Oh, yeah. 24 hours in a day.

24.

That's a big math problem.

So there's 160 times 2 is 120 And

then I just like multiply 120 by 24

Wait

120 times 24

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

I like it when you fuck me and think at the same time.

Can I please just use my calculator?

Well, you're not going to have a calculator on the test, Tyler.

But he's going to have a calculator in life.

Yeah. So, you know, you're really setting him up for the best year. Plus,

everybody uses a calculator these days, right? Yeah, totally.

Maybe it's time to sit there and jaw it out.

We're going to go, okay, value of pi.

Let's do that.

Easy one.

Pi never ends. How could I name the value?

Well, we can name the first four or five values and round up or down from there.

3 .14.

And do you know the next three numbers?

Not off the top of my head, but if... That's why we're here.

159.

Wow, that's great, Luna.

Let's go over this section here, okay?

I'll circle that for you while I bring out my notes here.

Okay. I'm sorry. I got a little lost there for a second.

Right here in this section. Thank you.

Okay.

Yes. Okay.

Let's do a value of cosine.

Cosine would be the tangent over cosine divided by 7.

We go here. Why do I divide by 7?

Because 7 is a magic number.

Oh, yeah.

Exactly. Is that what it means? I thought it just meant, like, lucky.

I don't know. It's just a little bit of magic numbers and a 7. Put it together.

Context list.

Great. I'm glad that you've been paying attention to this one. I could focus on

multiple things at once.

Great. I'm trying to teach my son here. I think I'm doing a pretty good job.

Don't you think so, Mommy? You're doing a great job.

That's a great job.

It's really not that great of a job. We're not going over much here.

Seven is a prime number, so it can be added and provided.

What's going on?

So cosine, tangent, 7.

We're going to do that part.

Okay. All right.

Cosine, tangent, we've got here.

The answer is 1.

1? Yes.

When you divide the cosine, it cancels itself out. I was going to get that.

You didn't really give me enough time.

I think your concept of time might be a little bit warped right now.

I don't think. I mean, I have six hours to finish this test.

I'm going to have a lot of time. A lot of time.

Yeah. There's like 1 ,200 questions.

That's why I'm a little bit concerned.

The test is tomorrow.

I'm not really going to graduate.

It's a six -hour test.

Oh,

I want all that. Come on. Oh, look at that. Oh, and my good boy.

Come all over mommy's titties. Yes.

Oh, such a good boy.

That's the best shot yet, sweetie.

Yeah, looks good.

I'll tell you what, you guys get back to it, and I'll be back with snacks in a

little bit, okay?

Okay,

Tyler.

Which one were we on?

Let's get started again, okay?

Maybe put some clothes on.

My mom wasn't worried about it.

Yeah, well, I'm not your mom, so... Okay.

Who discovered the confer integral sign?