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Someday everyone will watch movies this way.

I love you, Mom.

Now, don't forget to call at least once a week to let us know everything's okay.

Everything's going to be fine.

I'm going to make you proud, Mama.

Daddy. Baby.

Now, you take care.

If you need anything... I'll call.

Thanks.

Hey, you.

Bye, sis.

Oh, boy.

Hey, hey.

Hey.

Get over here.

I got everything else in the truck for you. You take care of yourself, okay?

We love you too, Steve.

Bye, baby.

She's gonna take more of the test She'll do her best at learning How

to make men give her those looks But long before she'll return with knowledge

That she'll never find out in books

All

the things a young girl should know

She's going to learn how to fly close to the fire

that did burn.

The only very precious thing, not so easy to

find.

How to find out what they need is what they say.

She's going to find out in time.

Gina.

Oh,

my.

Well, Colonel.

Sure not, Japan.

I did it, Daddy.

I did it.

To love before never really touched by a man.

Well, you're a freshman.

You can tell.

Believe me, you should have seen me as a freshman. I could barely find my way to

my own room.

Oh, getting you better. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

You'll be programmed before you know it.

Oh, I have, um, could you help me?

Oh, direction time, huh? Yeah. Oh, let me see.

Animal husbandry.

The science and arts of producing livestock.

Yeah, how'd you know? I took it my sophomore year.

How was it? I wasn't too into it. Not because it was bad or anything.

I play football.

Oh.

Well, I just wasn't into it, so.

What a... position did you play?

I play quarterback.

Oh, that's great.

Yeah, it's not that bad.

No.

Well, anyway, you want to go down this hallway and at the end take a right and

first door on your left.

First door on my left. Got it.

Well, it was nice meeting you.

Yeah. Tina.

Maybe I'll see you around sometime.

Yeah, maybe.

Oh, hey!

Hey!

No problem.

Good morning, class.

My name is Mr. Meyer, and you are at Animal Husbandry, class number 103.

Now, the definition of Animal Husbandry is the science and art

of producing livestock, and it includes the breeding, feeding, management, and

marketing of farm animals.

Yes, young lady.

What is your name?

Tina Roberts.

Have a seat right over there, please.

Animal husbandry is an important part of agriculture.

For tens of thousands of years, man has used animals.

for the services that they render, furnish, and for their products.

In this class during this semester, you're going to learn how to spot and or

control animal or livestock diseases and parasites.

Are there any questions so far?

Very well.

All animals need care.

The farmer provides clean, healthful living for his stock and protects them.

against storms and the ever -changing weather.

In both the United States and Canada, the animals raised in greatest

are beef and dairy cattle.

Yes,

go ahead.

Like, what's the difference, you know, between a beef and dairy cattle?

One provides milk and the other provides beef.

Oh.

For your first day's assignment, I would like you to write a two -page summary

on why this specific field interests you and what you intend to accomplish.

Have a good day, everyone, and I'll see you all tomorrow.

God,

you're fucking geek.

Hey, Tina.

Tina.

What's happening?

Oh, hi, Lynn. How you doing? Not bad.

God, that class is such a bore.

Really? What'd you have?

Shakespearean English.

Yeah, real fun.

What about you? How was your animal class?

It was interesting.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, hi.

So, we meet again.

Yeah. Oh, this is my roommate, Lynn.

Lynn, this is Dylan.

Nice to meet you, Lynn. Yeah.

So, I...

I think you found your class all right.

Oh, yeah, I did.

Oh, I'll see you later.

God, he was cute.

He has the hots for you. But I just met him.

Oh, what? I'd be all over that.

No, I can't believe it. Like you didn't screw that girl up.

I can't believe you're still a virgin.

Well, I am.

Never wanted to get laid?

No.

You mean you've never even thought about it?

I didn't say that.

Well, what are you saying?

I don't know. I just... I just think there's some things that I might not be

good at.

Like what?

I don't know.

Well, what about giving a guy a blowjob?

You've never given a guy head?

No.

Oh, Tina, Tina, Tina.

You have missed out on one of life's greatest pleasures.

Get a cucumber from the fridge.

Okay.

All right.

I'm going to need one a little bigger than that.

Bigger? Uh -huh. How big?

All the things a young girl should know.

I'd like close to the fire.

Happy birthday.

The first thing is to relax. Okay.

Yeah, that's good. Clear your throat.

Okay. Now, like I said, the most important thing is to relax, okay?

Relax your throat muscles.

Okay.

Now, you take it and you slide it in.

Your tongue is the highway.

Okay.

Vehicles.

She's always had to learn on her own.

Do the best she can.

Never had true love before.

Never really touched by a man.

The city's gonna change her in so many ways.

See?

No big deal.

Okay.

I've got to ask you a question.

Okay.

When a guy has an, you know, an...

Orgasm? Yeah.

How much comes out?

I don't know.

Hi, Tina.

Oh.

with me. There'll be a lot of people we'll meet.

Maybe a guy.

You know, I really don't have anything to wear.

No problem.

Are you sure I look okay like this?

You look great.

Come on.

Great. I know I told you it would be. Here.

Drink.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Mm -hmm.

Oh, there'll be some fine -ass motherfucking bitches here tonight.

Excuse me?

I'm Drexel.

Who are you?

Not interested.

What the fuck, baby? You got a prize from heaven in those there drawers?

What about you, baby?

Why don't you drop that zero and come with the hero?

a lot of people here.

That guy at the keg?

He was sick.

He was done.

Drugs?

Don't tell me you haven't done that either.

No. I don't even know what they look like.

I really don't care.

Come on.

Honey, this is my roommate, Tina.

Tina, it's Tommy.

It was a nice meeting, Tina.

But I'm afraid I'll be taking you and Luna out there for a while.

Now, when you're kissing a guy, make it slow.

Give him a little time.

I really like that.

Tina, sometimes a guy is going to want to give you a hug.

What do I do?

Just get comfortable and let him.

You want to be on top.

Just try to keep some kind of rhythm.

I thought that was you. What's up?

What are you doing here?

Um, looking for a bathroom?

It's right there.

Oh.

Yeah.

So, what are you doing here?

This is my frat.

I live here.

Oh, yeah.

Some guys get so horny, they don't even give you time to take your clothes off.

Um, are you all right?

Uh, yeah.

Another thing to remember, when a guy is sucking on your breath, do you know

what they really like?

What?

Running your fingers through their hair.

I must say, I mean, don't take this to be effective or anything, but you

look a lot different than you did at school.

Oh.

Oh, this is my roommate.

Is it okay?

Okay.

You look great.

Are we great?

I'm sorry.

Oh, no, it's okay.

I knew you were expecting it to be like that.

So, where are you from?

And my all -time favorite is... Yee -haw!

Did you say something?

Where are you from?

Oh, Oregon.

Yeah. Oh, how do you like California?

Oh, it's a long way from the farm.

Oh,

you actually lived on a farm.

I lived on a farm.

Oh, yeah. Born and bred.

Yeah.

I used to live in Detroit.

Believe me, this is a hell of a circuit change from Motor City.

You

know,

I'd like to go to the beach.

Maybe Malibu.

Land of the wealth.

Land of the style.

Oh.

Why are you taking your animal husbandry class? Huh?

Your animal class.

Why are you taking it?

Oh, my animal class.

Well,

you know, I was going to move back to Oregon and maybe start a farm with my

parents.

Raise animals.

Be an independent woman.

That's nice.

I'm never going back home. It took me long enough to leave.

Hi.

This is your friend.

This is Tina.

Hi. Charmed, I'm sure.

Brandy, what do you want?

Oh, they want you downstairs.

Will you wait for me?

Right along.

So, Tina, you know she's using you, don't you?

Is that right?

Yeah.

He's done with lots of girls.

Let me guess. Were you one of them?

Hey, bitch.

Who, when, and why I fuck is none of your business.

You're right.

I guess with you it would be a business.

Are you insinuating I fuck around?

No. No, I'm not insinuating.

Well, let me tell you something, you little shit.

He must be drunk.

If not, he wouldn't take a second. look at you. I mean, look at you.

Little trampy Tina.

What the fuck you want, Drexel?

You know what your problem is, right?

Oh, please, Drexel. Please.

Give me the answer to all of life's problems.

I'm a goose and a twat by a real man.

Fuck you.

I do.

Get it, please.

Be still, little peach.

You fucking shit!

You bastard!

Oh, my God. That was

so cool.

Just throw this, baby.

You can have

everything you see.

Come to school and do a few things and I ain't got my head in the clouds.

I'm going to work real hard and get good grades and make my daddy proud.

I'm going to have some fun too.

I'm going to turn their heads.

Tina Roberts.

You're late, Tina Roberts.

I'm sorry.

Take a seat, please.

Mr. Myers had to go out of town for a week, so I'm going to be your substitute

for the remaining few days.

Now, my name is Professor Gorman Lennox.

You wouldn't by chance be the Gorman Lennox, the one who founded the

International?

Yes. And whose follow -up work found a safer and easier cure for animals ailing

with cholera?

Mm -hmm. Did you know that your technique saved our family's entire

of livestock that year?

I'm just glad it could help.

There.

Now, here's some papers I'd like you to study. I'm going to be testing you on

them later on in the week.

Now, it could be Friday. It could be tomorrow.

So I suggest, ladies and gentlemen, you do your homework.

Now, this early in the semester, I have no idea of knowing exactly what

Mr. Myers has went over with you, so I think it's only proper that I just start

with some of the basics.

Now, to start off with, I'd like someone to explain to me the importance of

animal life.

and why we should strive continually for its well -being.

Without animals, our food chain would be depleted and eventually perish.

You've answered both questions with one simple answer.

Perish.

Yes.

Well, I'm a vegetarian, and I couldn't be healthier.

Well, do you eat fish?

No.

What about butter, cheese, eggs?

Well, yeah.

Well, common logic would tell you that it's biologically impossible for those

products to have not originated from some sort of animal. Is that true?

Yeah. Okay.

Now, the number one animal that is continually born and bred for the

feeding humanity is what?

The cow.

That's right, the cow.

Or cattle, as some people call them.

Now, cattle is one of the most important farm animals in the world today.

We eat the meat of cattle in the form of roast beef, hot dogs, hamburgers.

Your leather shoes are probably made from the hides of cattle.

There are various other products that come from cattle, such as glue.

Cattle is raised all across the continents, all over the world. Some of

coldest continents and some of the hottest continents, such as in India.

However, you'd be hard -pressed to find a hamburger or a hot dog in India.

Why is that?

Somebody want to explain this to her?

The Hindus would never eat cattle and never even kill one.

But that doesn't make sense.

I mean, aren't they the same people who are starving every day?

Yeah, but the Hindus believe cattle are a holy animal.

Excellent.

Now, there are six major breeds of cattle in the United States.

Would someone like to try to give me the names of these breeds?

I believe the six breeds would be the Aberdeen Angus, the Braham, Charolais,

Hereford, Santa Catrides, and the Shorthorn.

Okay, what about Derry?

I believe the five most important dairy breeds would be the Holstein Friesian,

the Jersey, the Guernsey, the A. Shire, and lastly, the Brown Swiss.

Now, cattle are subject to many diseases, and a lot of these diseases

contagious, such as brucellosis, mastitis.

I believe you left out one of the most important diseases.

Oh.

Which one did I miss?

Foot and mouth disease.

Well, see?

Even a professor can make a mistake every now and then.

Yes? What about horses?

Are they subjected to any of the same diseases?

Well, horses may come across similar diseases, but they are much more

as man is to handle them.

Well, what about wild horses?

Well, now, wild horses are descendants here in the United States of the

domesticated horses that were brought over by the Spanish.

Soybeans?

Soybeans?

I really hate to do this to you since you've been such an involved class

students, but Mr.

Myers insisted that this be done.

A little short test.

Well, it's only 20 minutes.

Okay, everybody has the papers?

Thank you. Now you can begin.

All right, everyone, have a good day.

And remember to study. I just might throw another test at you tomorrow.

Well, well, well.

Well, girls, look who's here.

It's Tina.

School's been all itsy -bitsy tough on you today.

Why don't you just fuck off?

Such big words from such a little girl.

Tina, Tina, Tina.

Why don't we be friends?

Here.

I'll even share my slurpee with you.

What the fuck, motherfucker?

You said that two weeks ago.

I don't care if you've got to steal your old lady's handbag.

Just do it.

You owe me money, motherfucker.

Yeah. Now, fuck you.

Yeah.

Later, okay? Later.

Hey.

I need your help.

What do you want?

Revenge.

Oh.

Oh, Brandy. Yeah.

What did she do?

She put a slurpee all over me.

Everybody was watching me. Everybody was laughing at me.

Say no more, baby.

Say no more.

Yeah, Floyd.

This is Drexel.

Yeah.

I'm going to need a Savannah.

Yeah.

Send it over.

Without causing us pain, you shouldn't always be a nasty thing.

Because in the yoke and day's end, you made somebody's mission to

put a strong bet in your dream.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

Yeah, I'll need a dozen red roses and a bottle of bubbly.

Uh -huh.

Yeah.

Baby,

watch out.

I need a bad guy.

I don't think that's a good idea.

Don't worry, baby. It's only Mickey.

What's a Mickey?

It should be like fucking Sleeping Fucking Beauty in the Slumberland.

So what can I do for you?

It's Tina.

Hi.

Tina,

go home. I'll call you later.

Are you sure?

Yeah, it'll be a while, so sit tight.

Okay. Thanks, Drexel.

Midnight.

Bring friends.

Come on, brunette.

I'm ready to help you.

Take your pick.

Oh, Dr. D.

The USC.

What up, Jack?

And if you're not too nice, and if you're not too good. Are those for me?

Yeah, I'm ready.

Bad things that you do will soon come back to you.

Pretty soon they'll run you out of town.

You have to ask them later. Hi, honey. I'll be over after practice.

Start the party without me.

Leave the kid in the mat.

Love, Dylan.

Oh, Dylan.

Life is short enough.

Thank

you.

Yo, Dre, prom queen's down for the motherfucking count.

Now, Gina, all you need is a little bit of help, some good friend that

you can call.

A little bit of champagne never hurt anyone's brain, and pretty soon she's

for the fall.

She'll have the eye bed, play the trick on.

Gina got me back all damn blue.

Be in front.

Let's go do some dinner, okay?

Oh, baby.

You suddenly sound like Elliot fucking Nass.

And if you're not too nice, and if you're not too good,

bad things have a way of getting around.

Bad things that you do will soon come back to you, and pretty soon they'll run

you out of town.

You had to, I've been played a trick on. She got me back again.

Life is short enough without causing others pain.

You shouldn't always be a nasty thing.

As long as you're in your condition, you'll cause somebody's mission to put a

strong Mickey in your dream.

Did you know?

Chain dog, you needed a little bit of help from a good friend that you can

call.

A little bit of champagne there.

on water, pasteurizing on milk.

Oh, students, I will look forward to seeing you all tomorrow. Thank you.

Tina Roberts, could I see you a moment, please?

Yeah.

Would you like...

To explain this to me?

Um... I... I don't know what happened. I just... I wasn't paying attention. I

was thinking about something else.

You're really a bright girl, Gina Roberts.

You know more about this field than most graduates do.

And with the right discipline, you really could excel in this area.

Thanks.

This is a small test.

So, if you'd like, I'll let you take it over again.

I would really appreciate that.

Okay.

You have a pen?

Done?

Now you did that test in less than two minutes.

That's why I say you must learn to concentrate.

What would be your favorite interest in this field?

You mean like what animal would I like most like to study?

Yes.

Gortha. Gortha? Yeah.

Oh, what kind of horses?

Oh, the warm blood.

You know.

The Oberon and a Varian, especially the Frisian. Oh, the Frisian? Oh, I love

Frisians. Have you seen one before?

You know what? I did, actually, one time when I was small. I saw one in a movie.

Oh, well, it just so happens I have one.

You do?

Yes, I have a Frisian stallion.

Could I see it, please?

Oh,

you have to. I've never seen one live before. Please, please.

tomorrow at 3 and be on time thank you

so much

Glad you could make it. And you know what?

You're on time for a change.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Okay.

Oh, baby.

What's this one's name?

Oh, that's Midnight.

What about this one?

Oh, that's Sundance.

Oh, yes. Would you like to ride him?

Are you kidding? I'd love to.

Okay. Oh, Kim.

Yes, sir? You want to saddle him up for her?

Sure.

No, you know, I'd rather ride Bear back.

Oh, that's okay, Kim. She's going to ride Bear back.

Just bring his bridle. Okay. Okay, fine. Thanks.

And then I need you to go in the back and take everything out of the shed.

Okay, if you want to brush him off a little bit first.

Thank you.

Bye.

Thank you.

And the ice tea's in the fridge.

This is fantastic.

Is this homemade?

Yeah.

You okay?

Oh, yeah.

I'm fine.

Good.

You have llamas?

And salons?

Yeah. This place is fantastic.

All the animals.

Everything. Oh, thanks.

Goliath won a blue ribbon.

Oh, yeah.

At the International Trade Show.

I want to ask you something about the International Trade Mart in 83.

What?

How did you know about that? And about the work I did for about cholera?

Well, you may not know it, but you're a legend among some of us.

I read every printed manuscript on your works and observations.

Just glad it benefited.

Benefited?

You save families. You save people's lives with your work.

Oh, well.

Say, do you play?

Oh, I'm not very good.

Oh, that's okay. Don't worry about it. Neither am I.

Okay.

the college I was at today.

Sometimes I teach out of SC.

Why'd you quit there full time?

I just wanted to spend more time here.

You know, my animals.

So, what did your folks raise back on the farm?

Oh, horses mostly.

We do have some cattle.

Cattle? Yeah.

And what's the most important farm animal in Oregon?

Beef cattle.

Right, beef cattle.

Well, sure should.

Sure. Now, here's what you do.

A, lift this one up a little bit.

Give it more of a bridge.

Straighten this one up here.

I'm just saying.

Okay, try that.

Well, it's a little closer.

Thank you.

We'll be right back.

Totally a woman.

And let him live.

Oh.

I'm doing my work.

Thank you.

Your heart is racing and your mind is flying.

It's just one step away from.

you

Have your attention, please.

Sit down.

I have some very bad news this morning.

Sometime late last night, Professor Gorman Lennox, they were shot in the

stomach.

I know you were all quite proud of him. I thought it best to tell you.

I don't know why

Nobody knows

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