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Please, Miss Norman.

This just isn't right.

What wasn't right was that F you gave me on the biology test.

How can I stay in my sorority with a grade like that?

Miss Norman.

Miss Norman.

Miss Norman, there's nothing I can do about that.

You know the rules.

Miss Norman.

Well, uh...

Maybe, maybe a D minus.

But, but that's, that's, there's nothing more.

Maybe a D plus, maybe a D plus, but nothing more.

That's as far as I can go.

Oh, oh dear, dear me.

A C, a C then.

But that's, that's the most, most, most.

C plus. C plus.

B minus.

B minus. B minus. B minus.

B. B.

B. B. B. B. B. B. B plus.

B plus.

B plus. B plus.

A minus.

A minus. A minus. A minus.

A. A.

A. A.

A. A. A plus.

A plus. A plus. Plus.

Plus. Plus. Plus. Plus. Plus.

Oh Janice, oh Janice, Janice, Janice.

Oh, oh yes.

Oh no.

Oh yes.

Oh, oh help me. Oh, give me the baby.

Oh, poor little thing.

Oh, Jess.

Oh, Jess.

Oh, yes.

Oh,

yes.

Show me your tits, Janice. Please show me your tits.

Are you ready for me?

I'm going to let the sweet little baby come home.

I'm going to let the sweet little baby come home.

That bitch has no right to use our bathroom.

Janice, don't be more respectful. After all, Kimberly is the sorority president,

and the Queen Weaver can use any old bathroom she wants. That's the way it

Well, you girls may be pledges, but this is your bathroom, and it doesn't seem

like she could use her own.

We're in a hurry and this is important.

Don't worry, Alice. The boys will wait a little longer.

I wish the boys were a little longer.

Randy,

get the fuck out of the toilet.

Hey, Joey.

You like that tie?

Yeah.

Pretty sharp, right? Yeah. You do look really resplendent, my man.

I can wear any fucking thing I want to.

This outfit is really going to turn Janice on. I know it.

I wonder how much... Ah, Dean Spears. You remember W .R.

And these are two of his employees who will be covering the story for us.

Fred.

All right, all right.

Listen,

Dean Spears, I understand.

You've done no research for us. I'm very anxious to hear back.

It's simple.

You intend to do a story on sorority girls and their handsome white knight

fraternity brothers?

It won't work.

To put it bluntly, W .R., the girls from your daughter's sorority, they're

dating some of the most obnoxious, disgusting, ignorant pieces of whale

Impossible!

Hey, but, but, but, listen now, mean spirit, I don't like your language, but

admire a woman who doesn't miss words.

Yeah, don't, don't, don't, don't miss words.

Now, maybe, maybe.

Those boys are from a fraternity known locally as Uppa U Omega.

You must tell your daughter, Kimberly, to have her girls dump those dingbats

until after graduation.

And then we'll fix the girls up with proper men from a proper fraternity and

problem will be solved.

By me, sir.

Kimberly, this is Letitia.

You just got a call from the dean's office. He wants to report there right

Shit. I wonder what that idiot wants now.

Hey, Kimberly, aren't you taking a shower with me?

Letitia, no one is to leave the house until I get back. If anyone tries to

leave, they're to be grounded for a month.

I want everyone here just in case there's any trouble. Understood?

Good. That's not fair. We have dates, and they're expecting us.

Don't worry about the boys.

I'm sure that waiting another hour won't dry you up.

Come on, Leticia.

What won't dry up?

Oh, my God.

You know, Jamie, you really know everything about women, don't you?

Just about.

Now, wait. I want to try and play.

Ah, fuck this game.

Look, everybody.

you guys, but I'm going out and have some dinner and get some pussy, and I

you should do the same.

Good night.

Hey, Jamie.

I want to talk to you about something.

About Desiree.

You know, she and I, we have a wonderful sort of mental relationship, and

well, I was wondering if maybe you'd let me watch you and Angela do it.

You know, just so I know what to do.

Yeah, sure, sure.

You mean you really let me watch?

Really?

Sure, sure. Anything for a brother. Oh, thank you. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

You'll be our liaison.

Keep tabs on things for us.

What is it that you want to do, but I haven't got all day?

Oh! Daddy, what are you doing here?

Well, honey, I'm here to make you internationally famous.

Magazine's going to do an article on you and your sorority.

No, who cares?

Oh, Danny, Danny, that's wonderful.

Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?

Oh, good.

But first, Dean Spear has something to talk to you about.

Oh, oh.

Kimberly?

Ladies, and I use the term loosely, I have some good news and I have some bad

news.

First, my father.

intends to do a cover story in News Month magazine on our sorority.

Now, the bad news for some of you is that for the rest of this year,

girls from this sorority will be allowed to date only men from Phi, Epsilon,

Delta.

What's Jamie going to say? After tonight, any girl from this house caught

with men from any fraternity other than Phi Upsilon Delta will be dropped

from the magazine article and from this sorority.

Is that clear?

Serious.

We haven't fucked in three days.

Three goddamn days.

This is killing me.

How can you say no?

I have to say no.

You always say no when you mean yes.

I mean it this time, Joey.

No. What's going on here? You want to fuck me, right?

I do. I do, Joey.

I love it with you the best. You know that.

But I can't.

I can't, I can't.

Look, first you hug me and tell me you want to fuck me, then you push me away

and say you can't.

Are you some kind of schizophrenic?

Oh, Joey, I want to, I want to, I want to. Please, no, I can't, I can't, I

can't. Trying to bust my balls?

What you bring me here for?

Tell you I can't see you anymore.

Jamie, what makes you so good?

Oh, 12 years fucking around in the same college house.

You have eight degrees now. Don't you ever want to leave and go out in the

world? You make all the good fucking.

You make me want to stay on my cell.

A degree, a degree, a degree.

And yet you tell me that we're not going to be seeing each other for a while.

Yeah, I am.

Look, Angie, we're obviously very good for each other.

How long are you talking about?

Oh, you won't tell me or what? I can't tell you.

It's the sorority, isn't it?

You think I'm not good enough for you, is that it?

Come on.

I always give you credit for minding your own.

No, God damn it, no.

Damn you.

So what? The condemned man is allowed a last meal, isn't he?

Well, feast and all feasts. Something to remember.

I came here tonight to tell you that it's all over.

We can't fuck anymore.

What do you mean we can't fuck anymore? How could we fuck any less?

You never even let me put it in there.

Put what in? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. Shh. Come on.

going to let everybody hear.

Come on. Let me eat your pussy.

You'll feel better.

I gave my word.

To who?

I mean, to whom?

See ya.

I just love Gone with the Wind.

Thank you for taking me to them.

How are y 'all coming along with your computer idea?

Our programming idea, Desi.

Now that you mention it, there is a problem that, well, I'd rather not

myself anymore.

Well, y 'all have a problem I can help you with?

Mm -hmm.

Shoot, boy, we'll just put our heads to this problem then.

Well, I bet between the two of us, we could have made that computer do just

about anything.

What do you mean, could have?

Huh? You know, could have. You used the past tense.

I did, didn't I?

I have something to tell you, Chilton.

Something as sad as gone with the wind.

Yeah, there's something that I want to talk to you about, too.

Me first.

What is it?

I... I don't know. I forgot.

Jim, I can't see y 'all anymore.

Not at all.

And I can't even tell you why.

Oh. Oh.

Oh!

But I can see the headlines now.

Joseph Antonioni Mariano, the New Jersey Marianos, died today of terminal blue

balls.

They needed two caskets, one for him, one for a swollen nuts.

Tell me what's happening. Tell me all about it.

It's awful.

Kimberly's father, W .R., he's got this magazine, and they want to publish some

sort of story about us. I mean, Mr. Rod, he's doing all sorts of film away from

home. Come on, come on.

Let's move it.

Let's go. I want to get in place.

I don't want to be left out of this picture. John!

Let me tell you a few things.

One, no one is taking any pictures until I am ready.

Two, don't ever touch me. Not unless I instruct you to do so.

You remember, you and your fraternity weren't my children. We were deemed

spirits. As far as I'm concerned, you're a prop.

Now, I want to talk with Letitia.

Privately. Sure, sure.

Damn dyke shit.

If I didn't want to be in this article, I... I could kill those bastards with my

bare hands.

Look at the way that asshole is holding on to my Janet. Hey, relax.

Relax. Everything will be okay.

Now, Jamie, are you sure this plan you and Chili came up with is going to work?

Because I don't want nothing happening to my Alice. Do you understand?

Take it easy. Take it easy.

I just put this plan to the computer this morning.

Our plan is foolproof.

Now, the first step is getting our ringer in that sorority.

And we're going into town to take care of that just as soon as your Alice gets

us the information we need. Okay?

Come on, Jamie. Let's go over to plan some more. Okay.

Hey, no mistakes. Don't forget.

You have to be across campus in less than an hour.

Are you too sure you know what you're doing?

You know, Daddy wants this perfect.

I'd like to start the camera up that bit to twat, you know?

Just perfect, perfect.

Oh, good.

Let's go.

Everybody smile.

Joey, they catch me with my ass.

Hey, don't worry.

Everything will be okay. Look, the world can go down the tubes, and I'm going to

protect your ass.

Now, did you find out what we needed to know?

Yes. Everyone is leaving the house this afternoon except for one girl.

We're going downtown for a luncheon with W .R. and then to a movie.

I think he wants to show his appreciation or something.

Anyway, the girl that's being left behind is going to give a tour to this

reporter and photographer so they can get some pictures and a story about our

home away from home stuff.

Anyway, what are you guys planning?

God, Joey, if it doesn't work... That's my... Yeah, I know. Look, I know. It's

your ass.

Pretty good ass, too.

Look, don't worry. Believe me. Now, this is Joey, right? I'm going to take care

of you.

Now, Chilly and Jamie have the whole thing arranged under my supervision, of

course. So you just relax.

Trust me.

No, please, not now.

Be careful.

Get all that? Perfect.

Chilly and I are going to head to town.

You get the other guys, set the stuff up.

I'll meet you behind the sorority house in three hours.

Hi there. You must be Jamie.

That's right.

Vanessa's told us a lot about you.

Oh, yeah?

Surely Vanessa's the girl I told you about.

She's the one we're going to put in that sorority house and wreck this fucking

magazine project.

Don't worry about a thing.

So, uh, we got an appointment with her here. Is she going to show up?

Yes, you're supposed to go up to the apartment with us. She's going to be

up for a few minutes.

Us?

Yes. Will, come here.

This is Jane, aren't they?

She's going to go up to the apartment with us and wait for Vanessa.

Oh, that sounds great.

Yeah. Yeah, okay.

Let's go. Yeah, all right, sure.

Let me help you down here.

Shall we go?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Come on, come on.

Oh,

Jane.

Deeper. Yes. In me.

Yes.

Yes.

Now we'll see what you're really made of, Jamie.

You ready, Vanessa?

That's just great, Arrow.

When we get done with this and those two fuckers from the magazine report back

to W .R., they're going to drop this project so fucking fast.

Yeah, and we're going to have the girls back then. Come on, Jamie.

Oh, hey, hi there.

Are you the guy from the magazine?

No, ma 'am, no, ma 'am. We're the man from the Quickie Laundry Supply. And we

brought you some of our new product, this new soap we just came out with.

like you to take a sip. Take a sip.

Thank you very much. Another one?

Great. Good, good. She's gone.

All right, drag her upstairs, and we'll put Vanessa in her clothes, okay? Okay,

Jamie.

Hey,

Jamie!

Here come those two reporters!

Okay, let's get the fuck out of here.

Vanessa, you ready?

My own mother wouldn't recognize me.

Hey, how long is this super minute going to take us, huh? No rush, just a couple

hours. W .R. is taking the girls to lunch and he's taking them out to the

movies.

Oh, we need some atmosphere shots of this place.

And one of the sorority girls is going to show us around here.

Wait a minute.

This big beautiful house, the two of us, and this one girl.

Forget it.

Boss caught us screwing around here, he crucified.

Besides, the girl got this job because she's always one of those religious

organizations that, you know, they don't believe in movies or fucking. Right.

Damn. All this good looking college pussy running around.

I can't stand it. I can't stand it.

Pitching them a ding -dong right here, you know what I mean?

Just keep your ding -dong in your pants. I'd go try.

I'd go try.

Hi, are you the man from the magazine?

Yes, ma 'am.

We found the front door open, so we just made ourselves at home.

Oh, yes, of course.

Would you like to see the basement, the main floor, or the upstairs first? I'd

like to have a nice look at the upstairs there, if you don't mind.

The upstairs would be a great place to start.

Okay, we can start upstairs and then work our way down.

Oh, oops, I forgot. I have to go upstairs and check to see if everything

clean and everything, you know? You two wait right here, okay?

Oh, and Kimberly made some sandwiches.

Would either of you like anything to eat first?

Well, okay, maybe later, but she did say anything you wanted, so just let me

know.

Quick.

Tell me how the boss is going to kill us if we take advantage of this. The boss

is going to kill us. Good. Now ask me if I care. Get control of yourself.

We've got to get some pictures and get out of here. I ain't going to make it. I

ain't going to make it. I ain't going to make it. Look at that. You see that? I

ain't going to make it. I can't stand it. This twitching struggle.

Okie dokie. All ready.

Is there something wrong with your friend?

There seems to be.

I'm having a hard time. Here, let me help you.

Look at him.

He's controlling himself.

Well, there's this room.

Just a minute.

What's in this room down here?

What is in that room?

That room has this chain and this sign over here.

Well, I don't think I should show you that room.

Wait a minute. Didn't Kimberly tell you that whatever we want to see, you have

to show us?

Like I said, I don't think I should show you that room.

Come on, I'll bet you even have the key to this room.

Oh, sure.

I come up here all the time.

They let me watch and everything.

Watch? Watch what? What goes on in this room?

It's sort of combination game and trophy room. All the sororities have them. Oh,

really? And do the sororities also keep the chains like that also?

I guess so. I don't know.

Oh, what the heck. Kimberly did say anything you wanted.

But... You have to promise not to say anything just in case you might get mad,

okay? We promise.

Oh, wow.

I don't believe this.

You see all this?

You and me have just made the find of the century.

I feel like those two reporters are... What burden?

Woodburn and Bornstein or something?

You say you get to come up here and watch? Oh, sure.

Sometimes they let me play, too.

What are some of these things?

What's that, for example?

Well, those are trophies. You know, casts of the boys who have been up here

before. Oh, wait.

Can I have a picture of you posing with one of them? I guess so.

If this is just for us, you understand, we're not going to show these to anybody

else. Okay.

Gee, this is fun. I've never been up here by myself before.

Let me show you.

This one's funny, huh? This belongs to Dean Butts.

That's his little ducky. Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

And that one?

Oh, that's a special sort of trophy. That belongs to the girl's favorite.

piles of pandas are from all different dates and places. See, all signed and

everything. And these, these are the nights they played with the whole

team.

And this pile over here is from the night they tested the professors.

Each one represents a different professor.

And this?

Oh, that works like this.

Ooh.

You can't tell me what this is.

Oh, yes.

Oh, I've got to come in for a real close -up on this one. I've got a wide -angle

lens.

Let me ask you a question.

What is all this?

Oh, Kimberly uses those because she doesn't do boys, just girls.

How do they work?

Well, let's see.

Just turn them on, I guess.

And push.

Oh, that feels so good.

Oh, I don't think it's wet enough.

Oh, here, let me help.

Oh, gee, thanks.

Oh, what are you going to do?

Oh, I want to start to eat. That's what I'm going to do.

Oh, I can't stand watching this anymore.

Yeah, ducky is so gross.

Link, it tastes better.

Like this?

Oh, yes.

Then what?

Oh, then it tastes like candy.

That's all right.

Doug,

these taste so good.

No, let's fuck some more. No, let's play dress -up.

Oh, this is so much fun.

You want to do it?

Sure. All right, let's play dress -up. Let's play dress -up. How do we do it?

What do we do?

Oh, we just get all these crazy costumes coming. I'll show you. She'll bring the

girls back later, honey.

Just imagine being alone with you. Let's go upstairs and have some lemonade,

then. Okay.

Why, Daddy, none.

Don't worry, Daddy. When the girls get back, we'll find out who did this.

So Daddy's been very generous.

If any of you can tell me who was behind this, then they won't be dropped from

the magazine article or from the sorority.

We just want to make sure that nothing else happens to spoil our chances.

This probably just started as some sort of a harmless joke.

Perhaps one of the other fraternities who weren't included in the article.

Boys will be boys.

Now, how did these boys know that we weren't going to be in the house?

Can anyone answer that?

Someone's missing.

Where is little Alice?

The library.

She's at the library.

Yes, Paul goes and sops at his sister. throwing herself into her study.

I'll go get her now if you want.

Sit down, Angela.

I think that you would be better off here helping the other girls clean up

horrid mess upstairs.

Letitia, I would like you to go to the library and tell Alice that she would be

better off helping us clean up here.

Sure, Kimberly.

If she is at the library.

Kimberly.

She went to Upper U Omega.

Thank you, teacher.

I just wanted to let you know I wasn't mad at you about yesterday.

Mad? I'm the one that's mad. What do you call mad?

Pretend it's a dream.

A wet dream.

No, we can't do this here. Pete, these guys are going to see us. I think we

should be together.

Please, just a quickie, Joey, please.

We'll be real quiet.

supposed to be a man you know what i mean you are a man come on give me a

it was so good so good this fucking bullshit with these fucking

women it's gonna go you know this weekend

project. It seems that one of the fraternities managed... I really,

Butz, I'm sorry.

I know what happened.

I don't need any more... Spear!

I put you in charge of these things. I thought you could have it. But god darn

it! A bunch of perverts attacked my little daughter here and almost ruined

whole thing.

Really, Dean Spear, you haven't done a very good job.

I was so scared and they had a bunch of awful

My nose is clouded with the perverted things she's seen and been exposed to.

I want those responsible crucified.

That's right, Miss Spear, or he'll have your job.

Now, we're having a party tomorrow night to celebrate wrapping this thing up.

If anything else happens, I'll have more than your job.

There is one way to guarantee that you won't have any more problems.

There's no way to prove yet that the boys from Upper U Omega had anything to

with it. Suppose they did.

There's no way to stop them from trying something else.

What are your suggestions, Spear?

Let the boys from Upper U be in the article with their girlfriends.

We can keep an eye on them.

Get.

Desi! Desi!

Tim, what y 'all doing here? Why, Kimberly saw you shooting... Shh!

I haven't got any time. I want you to meet me in the computer room at 7 o

'clock. Now, I need your help for the new plan.

Well, Mr. Bullock, your last plan didn't work.

That's because you weren't there to help me. Now, please, Desi.

Tim and Anthony Bullock, I never knew y 'all were so romantic.

Of course I'll be there.

I miss you.

Now, y 'all scoot down before someone sees you.

Okay, Des. See you later.

Boy, this sex business is more complicated than I thought.

The possibilities are endless.

We usually have a hell week for the pledges, just prior to their initiation.

However, my father's article has taken up a considerable amount of the time, so

we have had to condense all of hell week into just this one afternoon.

Now, you shouldn't feel too badly about that. You've gotten off very easily.

What do we have to do?

Oh, nothing much, really. We do all the work.

Now... This is just a simple initiation ceremony to welcome you into the

sisterhood. Letitia, is everything ready?

Now, the first thing that every good sister should know is who her other

are.

Pledges, off with your blouses.

You have one minute to identify your sisters by touch alone.

Go.

So much for the sense of touch.

Pledges on your knees.

Members, show your colors.

that pledges their weapons.

Pledges, stand up in a line and remove your panties.

Bend over, spread your legs.

You must face the world without disdain, so now you learn of pleasure and pain.

Place... The humming wands of pleasure against your little pearls.

I don't get it.

Angela showed her.

Pledges. Walk slowly around the room, paying close attention.

the pleasure while ignoring the pain.

Remove your blindfolds. You have just taken the first steps towards becoming

members of the best sorority on this or any other campus.

I want to welcome you into the fold.

We are all sisters now.

Now, tonight we're all going to go to the game and have our pictures taken

the football team for the magazine article.

Then we're going to go to the game and show some school spirit.

That is, we're all going to go except for Alice.

You see, some sisters aren't as dependable as others.

Some make very bad mistakes.

Come here, Alice.

Now, I think that you should all know that Sister Alice here set us up.

attempt to discredit us that occurred yesterday.

Now, to show you how fair I am, I'm not going to have her thrown out of the

sorority or out of the magazine article.

We're just going to see that she gets a little extra punishment.

Now, wait a minute. That's not fair. She's got to have a trial.

Angela, if you keep standing up for this girl, I might think you had something

to do with this, and I wouldn't be anywhere near so lenient with you.

The rest of you pledges go upstairs and get ready for the game.

And remember, nothing is going to stop us from being on Daddy's News Month

magazine cover.

Now go.

Alice, take the rest of your clothes off. I have a special surprise for you.

Letitia?

Isn't he pretty, Alice?

I said, isn't he pretty?

Ow!

For Christ's sakes! Yes, he's pretty! That's better. Now you just do and say

what I tell you and you'll be all right.

John, show Alice your paddle.

Now, doesn't that nice big paddle turn you on?

Tell him it makes your box all hot and creamy, Alice.

It makes my box all hot and creamy.

Look at it.

Look at it.

Now tell him you want to suck his cock all the way down your throat.

Say it.

I want to suck your cock clear down my throat.

You heard her, John. She wants you. Let's get going.

You can't do this. You're taking it too damn far.

Shut up, Angela.

How would you like to tell your parents why you got kicked out of the sorority?

If you don't like it, you get the hell out.

Answer me.

Yes.

I'm a dog.

Alice, you probably want to be fucked like a dog, don't you?

Don't you, Alice?

What?

What did you say?

Yes. Say it. I want to be fucked like a dog.

You want me to fuck you, don't you, Alice?

Don't you?

You feel bad about being a traitor to the sorority and you want me to fuck

don't you?

over me.

house for tonight, for the game, for everything until the celebration dinner.

Look, maybe I went too far. I don't know.

But I can't afford to be crossed. Not now.

Not ever. Do you understand?

You got it?

Letitia, come on.

I just couldn't leave you all alone, Alice.

Go on, Desi. We know you have a meeting with Chilton.

You can take care of Alice.

Well, it's just that John seems so desperate, so needy, y 'all know?

And I just, he needs me to work out the plan, and I just love the way his head

works.

You're a genius sometimes. You know, that brilliant mind of yours sometimes

doesn't grasp the basics.

I don't think the head he has in mind is the head that you have in mind, lady.

I don't understand.

Why don't you just run along, busy, and have a good time? We'll take care of

things here.

Okay, but I'm doing this for all of us. You too, Alice.

Bye.

How can a girl with a body like that be so dumb for so long?

Well, y 'all know she's just a southern male waiting to be run.

I wonder if Chilton's got a big enough clapper.

We just stayed behind to look after Alice.

Alice? What's wrong with Alice?

What's going on here?

Kimberly.

The bitch.

Kimberly punished Alice for helping the boys try to discredit this stupid

dinking sorority.

What do you mean, punish Alice?

If that little bitch has taken things into her own hands... I'm going to nail

her ass against the wall.

And her father can drop dead.

Now tell me what you're talking about.

Why, Jim Anthony, I never knew you guys were so romantic.

Neither did I, Desi.

Now we have to wait for the computer to reprogram.

What do we do till then?

Well, that's what this here is for.

There's something I want to talk to you about.

What is it, General Anthony Bullock III?

That's what I want to talk to you about.

You see, I wish you wouldn't call me by my full name.

It makes me sound like an uncle or something.

Oh, why don't you call me Chili or Chilton?

Oh, y 'all, nothing like my Uncle Chilton.

See, it's just that Gone with the Wind was my favorite movie of all time, and

your full name sounds so distinguished, you know, like a gentleman's name from

the old South.

Darcy, I understand.

I think so.

Here's to us.

To Scarlet and me.

To Rhett and Scarlet.

I love it. Can I call you Rhett? Rhett?

Sure, anytime.

Are those the notes for our plan?

Oh, well, yeah.

Well, no, not exactly.

Jamie and his friends, they help me with these.

Oh, y 'all much smarter than they are, Chilton.

That's true about some things.

But, oh, well.

Oh, hell, Desi, I love you.

And I think you love me, too.

Well, when two people love each other, they... Well, I mean, maybe we could...

Oh, hell, I don't know.

What? Huh?

Don't be so surprised.

I have feelings, too, you know. It's just that, well, I never... Oh, no. No,

neither have I. That's what these are for.

Jamie and his friends, they help me with these, so... Well, so that I know how

to do it.

It? Y 'all mean the it?

I don't want to hear it anymore.

Kimberly's gone too damn far this time.

You girls have got to trust me. I'm switching teams.

What do you mean?

Yeah, what's the big switch? I thought you were working for Butts and W .R.

Look, I don't work for anyone but myself.

I've had enough of those two.

I'm going to go over to the Upper U House and see what they're up to.

I just might be able to help them out.

Are you girls going to be okay?

Well, all we've done is stay here with Alice.

Kimberly might scream or holler at ground if she wouldn't go any further

that.

The sisters are pretty pissed at her for the thing with Alice. She wouldn't risk

making him any angrier.

All right.

But you girls be careful, and keep this meeting to yourselves, all right?

What is it? I've got to check my notes.

Frankly, Chiller, I don't give a damn.

We should experiment ourselves.

I'll pack it.

Desi, you don't have to do it if you don't want to.

The Yankees will hear you.

Janet said I know what to do. I think I do.

I love you, Janet.

Oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

and how she got roughed up, she came right to our side. And that motherfucker

that did this to my girlfriend, I got something real special for that fucking

scumbag.

Hey, Joey, what's in this stuff?

Oh, that's an old family secret passed down through the ages.

Six gallons of rum, five gallons of vodka, eight gallons of

brandy.

If this stuff's really going to work at W .R.'s party celebration, the people

think I like it.

They got to drink it.

Now, this stuff doesn't look too appetizing to me.

Fear not, Chili. Fear not. All we need is a little sweetener.

he'd like to tell you?

W .R.? As

owner and publisher.

Any minute now.

You know, W .R. doesn't look fucked up at all.

Are you sure he's had enough punch?

I don't know. I want to take this opportunity to thank each.

With my beautiful daughter, Kimberly Ann Jackson.

I'm pleased as punch.

And I'd like to thank the girls of Omega Alpha Phi Gamma,

Delta Kappa Mu, and the upright men

of Phi Upsilon Delta.

A toast to them all.

Auntie Ewan.

I must have poured that guy five or six cups of that stuff.

He shouldn't be walking right now.

I don't even want to mention the one fly in the ointment that happened while we

were doing this article.

Needless to say, it was taken care of.

the turkey is immune to this stuff?

God, I hope not.

I don't know what we'd do if he is. What are we going to... Patience.

Patience.

Daddy,

I'm not Dean Butts. I'm Kimberly.

All right, everybody, have a good time. You know, this could become a habit for

me.

I'd like you to meet.

Come on in, boys.

Oh,

hiya, boys. How's it hanging, huh?

Mind if we get a shot of you and the nun, boss?

Oh,

nice

shot there.

Come on, you little bitch.

Come on, you little doggy. Come on. Taste this cock and tell me who it

to. Come here.

Smile,

smile. Oh, good.

Here comes another dog bone.

Hey, hey, hey.

Don't worry, darling.

I've got a little surprise for you.

Oh, Larry!

Surprise?