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Latte!
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Latte fresco di capra! Su, cammina.
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Latte!
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Latte fresco di capra!
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and degenerate dog dangling and dangling
about her as she mopes through her
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dreary day.
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I think it's naughty. I should say,
impudent if you ask me, which I know
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about to do.
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Shirking her little duties again.
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Disgraceful!
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Marbella! Marbella!
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Give us a little tea.
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And not so little Bertie told me that it
was none other than little Assirella
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over there that told Mama we were out
the night.
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I never did any such thing.
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I wouldn't. Believe me.
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I didn't know such thing. I wouldn't.
Believe me. I didn't know such thing. I
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wouldn't. Believe me.
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Really, Cinderella, you are such a bore.
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You always force us to behave so
unpleasantly to you. I think that even
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most unpleasant, we're not at all that
unpleasant.
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Actually, are we?
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Cinderella. Well, I... Talk!
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You think like a snail. Honestly, one
could grow old and die before you would
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answer a perfectly simple question. Or
what's the question? Never mind.
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Whatever she would answer would be a
bore.
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Do you want a deer?
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We mustn't forget about Cinderella's
indiscretion to Mama.
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It was unforgivably naughty.
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She must be punished.
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Must be seen.
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Of course.
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How else will she ever learn?
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Let's see.
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She can wash our dresses.
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Polish every little widget. Sit up
straight, girl.
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Don't you fuss and don't you fidget. And
I wonder if I have to face this score.
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Yes, I wonder just why I was ever born.
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Times when I want to cry, I'll spy a
rainbow.
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When life is gray, the flowers start to
bloom.
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when a chilling wind begins the rain
flow.
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I take a moment to remind me someone
will come along and find me. Suddenly
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I can smile away the gloom.
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Cinderella, braid my hair and just for
kickers. Cinderella, dart my hose and
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my knicker. Cinderella, you're a good
for nothing.
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Fetch girl, where's my girdle?
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Goodness sakes, go run and fetch girl.
And I wonder, is this all I'll ever be?
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Yes, I wonder, is there nothing more to
see?
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When I am cold, the morning sun will
warm me.
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When I am sad, the birds begin my song.
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Sometimes my life begins to scorn me.
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I take a moment to remind me. Someday
he'll come along and find me. And the
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time goes by and I am strong.
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Sometimes I think in a wink of an eye
it'll happen.
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Life rearranges and changes.
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Tomorrow's due.
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But just when I'm...
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And I thought I'd remember tomorrow And
just like today, it will be on its
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way too soon Say I can't be down too
long or stay too
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lonely For nothing can be as awful as it
seems
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When things go wrong, I know that I have
only
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To take a moment to re... Remind me
someone will come along
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and find me and we'll be forever
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Oh, boy, oh, boy. Oh,
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boy, oh, boy.
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Chamberlain, Chamberlain, come here at
once.
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Yes, my liege?
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It's a whopper. I'll summon the queen
immediately.
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Oh, you fool.
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Fetch me my baggy pants.
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I'm taking this one into town.
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Good morning, your majesty.
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Good morning.
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Chamberlain, leave us. We have private
business to discuss.
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Clod.
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What is it you want, your highness?
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Your highness, indeed, you horny little
jackass.
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What do you want, my queen?
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Next month, our son will reach his 21st
birthday.
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Well, this calls for a double
celebration, I would say.
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A double celebration?
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Twenty -one years ago was the last time
you had a royal boner.
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Really?
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If you'd have been in here a few minutes
ago, you wouldn't be so quick to judge
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me.
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But I'm not talking about a Pierce
Parham. Don't hurt me, don't hurt me.
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Consider this pleasure.
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Let's get down to business.
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Now, I don't mind preparing the ball,
but one thing I will not do, and I
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don't know how capable you are, and that
is tell him the facts of life.
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The boy knows absolutely nothing about
sex.
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was a time when my scepter would climb,
when e 'er a sweet lass came my way.
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If the damsel was built, the tilt of my
kilt was a bold invitation
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to play.
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But now the thrill's faded, his highness
is jaded, I'm rather a sad royal
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blow.
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Girls plead for the chance to fondle my
lance, and I just fall asleep in mid
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-stroke. With many of them, I have tried
S &M, but I get
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no kick from the pain.
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And though you may think I'm not one for
a kink, I once made it with a
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great dame.
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I can't raise a bulge in my tunic
Perchance I'm becoming a
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eunuch Or am I headed straight for the
day When I'm blissfully
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happy and gay I've no more delights than
King Arthur has nights
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My sex life is legend to some But I've
lost my touch And
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I dread very much the day when my
kingdom won't come.
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Kingdom won't come.
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My kingdom won't come.
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Can't get my kingdom.
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the prince can't come. My pee -pee's
getting very hard.
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His Majesty the King and Her Highness
the Queen proclaim a great ball in
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honor of the birthday of the prince who
will choose a bride.
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Is your father about?
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My business is with him.
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He's out setting beaver traps, my lord.
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Beaver traps?
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There's no beaver in this part of the
country.
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What do you call this, then, my lord?
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A fern.
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A bush?
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A bush.
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A beaver, my lord.
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Beaver.
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Fern. Bush. Beaver.
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Bush, beaver, fern.
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Then put your beaver next to her bush.
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Yes, my lord.
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Now that's a fern.
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Here it is. Here it is, my lord.
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What are you doing?
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Meet two lovely birds.
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Birds? Birds?
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Birds? It was a hearty long journey. I
thirst. I sought for water.
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For you, sir.
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Invitations from His Royal Highness the
Prince.
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Inviting your daughters to the great
ball in honor of his birthday.
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The Prince's ball! The Prince's ball, my
little bird!
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Oh, we've got a ball to go.
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You're so gorgeous. You drive me insane.
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And you, my lovely, I could eat you up.
You're so gross.
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I must come closer.
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Closer, yes.
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Closer.
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Closer.
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Closer.
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and seductive are we.
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Heart hunters of the highest degree.
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Live luscious ladies lying in wait. We
still find that it must have been fate.
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and she wants to die.
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It's evident no man can read this stuff.
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Right from the very moment he kissed the
sack of coal is a prison of love.
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since we had a
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and they're born again.
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I don't need anything for my father!
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When he returns, give him these.
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What are they?
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Read them.
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His Royal Highness the Prince has the
honor to invite your daughter to the
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ball he is giving on the 13th day
before...
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Why, that pompous poop!
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Whoa, Lump!
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Stay,
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Lump. You're the best trained horse in
the kingdom.
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I present these invitations.
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We cannot wait, my lord. We cannot thank
you enough.
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This will be the biggest ball of them
all.
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You have no idea.
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Majesty the King is going to do his
thing.
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He's going to have a royal ball.
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He's unceasingly pledges to invite the
social register, only if they'll come
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come all.
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Majesty the Queen will really dig this
thing.
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She's anxious for a royal bull.
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It's been so many months, you see, it
happened only once, you see. She wants
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to be large, not small.
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The kingdom will be festive with wine
flowing everywhere and feasting all
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around. There'll be many a buxom maiden
and many a handsome lad and prodigy will
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abound.
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His Majesty the Prince.
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This part of it makes me wet.
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We'll announce in front of one and all.
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He's looking for someone great to be his
future mate. You see, it's simpler
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words.
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The Royal Ball.
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Deep blue hat with a big wing.
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And I'm going to wear my ruby dress.
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Flattering.
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I'm going to wear my blue and gold.
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does need something to wear to the ball.
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But first, of course, we must be wise.
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Lovely fragrance bath powder.
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Berry juice for her lips.
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Ooh, coming along nicely.
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Now, juice.
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Gorgeous. Stunning.
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It's you!
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you, I won't sing anymore.
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It could have been Charlie's Angels.
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Fairy godmother.
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You're my fairy godmother?
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Sure am.
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But where's your wings?
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Wings?
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Oh, my wings were clipped a long time
ago.
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Oh.
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But isn't a fairy godmother supposed to
be a woman?
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Child doesn't even know what fairy
means.
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Why, a fairy can go both ways, Mama.
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Glad to see you, of course, but you're
not at all like they described you to
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When I was little, I mean.
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I was told that my fairy godmother was,
well, fair skin.
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Well, you know my sweet experience.
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We follow the season. I just came from a
long vacation in the island, sat in the
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sun all day long.
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That's why I'm a little on the dark
side.
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Know what I mean?
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But let's talk about you.
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How's Malou?
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Got a job to do?
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Not very well, Fairy Godmother.
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You've been crying.
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What's the matter, huh?
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My stepmothers and stepsisters have been
very mean to me lately.
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Tonight's a great ball at the palace.
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I know.
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My stepmother threw it in a fire here in
Bern.
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What? Stepmother of yours? She's a real
mother.
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No, she's my stepmother.
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I seen my father remarried before he
died. No, no, no, no, no. Cool it, Mama.
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They story on there. Why wouldn't they
let you go to the ball, huh?
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Yeah, she's dirty and ugly.
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Well, I meant you do have a little crud
on you.
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Yes, sir.
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But, oh, you know, that's nothing.
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That won't.
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Cheers. Oh, thank you.
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Besides, I couldn't go in these rags
anyway.
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Never mind the rags, Mama.
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And about that ugly part, you got
something nobody at the bar's got.
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You got this in there.
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You can go to the bar naked and make
them all look like frogs.
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Anyway, loosen up now.
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We have some goat's milk. Goat's milk?
And you a fool.
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Maybe your stepmother got a little
something in the medicine cabinet.
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Which agent?
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I never heard of that.
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I don't know. How about some smoked
eggs? You got any crabs?
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The yard's full and back.
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No.
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I have
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looted
252
00:40:57,840 --> 00:41:03,480
half the kingdom and I've stolen
everything from art to zebras. They were
253
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:04,800
little zebras.
254
00:41:05,520 --> 00:41:09,780
I'm not prejudiced. I've ripped off
Sagittarians and Libras.
255
00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:17,240
The Libras own the Zebras. If you can't
keep up with the prices, I'll tell you
256
00:41:17,240 --> 00:41:19,280
what this fairy's advice is.
257
00:41:19,740 --> 00:41:25,000
You've got to grab it and fix it while
you can. It's a living.
258
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:29,060
So stick it to the man. You've got to
grab it.
259
00:41:29,820 --> 00:41:31,800
Embraer is what your name is called.
260
00:42:04,450 --> 00:42:09,910
I put them on the zebras. At every other
trade I'm inept, so...
261
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:29,660
That is called a living. So I slip it in
my pack.
262
00:42:30,220 --> 00:42:33,740
With a fairy for a friend.
263
00:42:34,220 --> 00:42:36,720
I've no worries until.
264
00:42:38,140 --> 00:42:41,720
See that there's a happy end.
265
00:42:42,220 --> 00:42:45,120
And I know the prince will.
266
00:42:45,940 --> 00:42:47,060
Grab it.
267
00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:49,460
And put it in the sack.
268
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:51,980
Uh -huh.
269
00:42:53,260 --> 00:42:54,260
Grab.
270
00:42:57,279 --> 00:42:59,640
uh -huh
271
00:44:18,800 --> 00:44:20,140
I don't know what the hell it is.
272
00:44:20,520 --> 00:44:22,880
I'll save it for my next garage sale.
273
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,640
Those people will buy anything.
274
00:44:31,640 --> 00:44:33,480
Oh, is that your magic wand?
275
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,280
My what?
276
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,320
Oh, oh, of course.
277
00:44:39,580 --> 00:44:40,580
That's what it is.
278
00:44:40,840 --> 00:44:42,400
Uh, let's see now.
279
00:44:42,780 --> 00:44:44,560
Which wand is this?
280
00:44:45,340 --> 00:44:46,720
I have several of them now.
281
00:44:48,270 --> 00:44:50,550
Could you, uh, could you read this?
282
00:44:51,310 --> 00:44:52,990
It's a little bad in the dark.
283
00:44:53,690 --> 00:44:58,070
This wand can perform miracles for good
causes only.
284
00:44:59,350 --> 00:45:03,410
Caution, all miracles null and void at
midnight.
285
00:45:03,630 --> 00:45:05,710
Keep out of reach of children.
286
00:45:06,590 --> 00:45:07,770
Does it really work?
287
00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,030
That's what it says.
288
00:45:11,050 --> 00:45:12,610
Can we try it on my hair?
289
00:45:12,850 --> 00:45:14,230
It's all wet and stringy.
290
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:21,240
Give it a shot.
291
00:45:25,140 --> 00:45:28,260
Stand back, Mama. This is some heavy
shit.
292
00:45:37,720 --> 00:45:38,900
Oh, Mom.
293
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:42,060
Chitlin'. Sweet potato pie.
294
00:45:42,900 --> 00:45:44,500
Change that girl.
295
00:46:07,560 --> 00:46:08,880
going in no garage sale.
296
00:46:20,220 --> 00:46:21,920
Hey, Conrad, you've done it.
297
00:46:23,620 --> 00:46:24,720
Sure I did.
298
00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:27,520
Come here, baby.
299
00:46:28,420 --> 00:46:30,320
Come on to your sweet daddy.
300
00:46:35,210 --> 00:46:36,870
I can't get in the palace without my
invitation.
301
00:46:38,770 --> 00:46:41,110
You ain't going to give up that easy.
302
00:46:51,370 --> 00:46:52,370
Hostel.
303
00:46:53,950 --> 00:46:54,950
Lasagna.
304
00:46:55,970 --> 00:47:00,070
Italian Mara. Bring the invitation out.
305
00:47:21,070 --> 00:47:22,070
Some watermelons.
306
00:47:24,250 --> 00:47:25,250
Watermelons?
307
00:47:26,090 --> 00:47:28,650
Yeah, I sure hate to waste one.
308
00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:31,630
Now all we got to do is find some
horses.
309
00:47:33,050 --> 00:47:34,490
Any rats around here?
310
00:47:34,930 --> 00:47:35,930
No.
311
00:47:36,330 --> 00:47:38,910
Lizards? I haven't seen any all year.
312
00:47:39,590 --> 00:47:41,210
But we've got lots of snails.
313
00:47:41,810 --> 00:47:42,810
Snails?
314
00:47:43,870 --> 00:47:46,550
Yeah, but that's sure going to be a
drag.
315
00:47:53,900 --> 00:47:55,420
Soon you'll be eating oats and hay.
316
00:47:59,760 --> 00:48:01,420
That bag, Mama. Come on.
317
00:48:59,180 --> 00:49:00,300
What for?
318
00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:02,220
Do you want to tell him?
319
00:49:45,550 --> 00:49:47,510
I'm just an ass and a pretty face.
320
00:49:48,350 --> 00:49:50,910
But I done gave you a snapping pussy.
321
00:49:54,210 --> 00:49:55,210
What for?
322
00:49:55,290 --> 00:49:56,750
You'll find out soon enough.
323
00:49:57,250 --> 00:50:01,010
And when you do, you'll thank me for it.
324
00:50:05,650 --> 00:50:12,370
I could use a bottle of...
325
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:41,400
Hunk is.
326
00:50:43,220 --> 00:50:46,200
Get on up there.
327
00:50:49,540 --> 00:50:56,460
Just a moment,
328
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:58,940
my darling. Yes, my sweetheart.
329
00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:03,700
You must promise me one thing, my
darling. What is that, my sweetheart?
330
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:07,300
You must control your insatiable
appetite tonight.
331
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:14,220
Oh, I promise not to eat any... I don't
mean food, my darling. I mean, uh...
332
00:51:14,220 --> 00:51:18,180
Sex! Sex, sex!
333
00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:19,560
Oh, dear.
334
00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:26,080
This is a very important occasion, and
we cannot afford to jeopardize it.
335
00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:29,680
Well, how could we possibly jeopardize
the prince's birthday?
336
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:34,640
I refer to the loan our country's trying
to obtain from the king.
337
00:51:34,940 --> 00:51:37,740
We must be on our best behavior tonight.
338
00:51:38,380 --> 00:51:42,620
Well, then you stick very close to me,
darling, and you protect me. You know
339
00:51:42,620 --> 00:51:47,460
the slightest little thing can just set
me right off.
340
00:51:47,940 --> 00:51:51,120
I will, my darling. Now, get in.
341
00:51:52,060 --> 00:51:53,780
Get in.
342
00:51:54,580 --> 00:51:56,280
Open the door, you fool.
343
00:52:09,100 --> 00:52:10,320
Get off, Coachman.
344
00:52:10,560 --> 00:52:11,560
Get off!
345
00:52:51,340 --> 00:52:53,060
Darling, control yourself.
346
00:52:53,660 --> 00:52:54,660
I can't.
347
00:52:54,860 --> 00:52:55,860
Here.
348
00:52:56,600 --> 00:52:58,540
Oh. Oh.
349
00:52:59,300 --> 00:53:00,920
Oh, here. Hold my hand.
350
00:53:01,740 --> 00:53:02,920
No, hold my breath.
351
00:53:03,440 --> 00:53:04,740
Till. Oh.
352
00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:08,900
Oh. Take your hands off me. No, no, no.
353
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,440
Oh.
354
00:55:09,290 --> 00:55:10,290
You shall pay.
355
00:58:32,379 --> 00:58:33,440
Oh, no.
356
00:58:33,880 --> 00:58:38,020
Look at him.
357
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,540
He's gorgeous.
358
00:58:43,860 --> 00:58:45,280
What do you think?
359
00:58:46,220 --> 00:58:47,540
Ten inches?
360
00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:50,100
Hmm, cartrute.
361
00:58:50,460 --> 00:58:52,320
Eight inches. No more.
362
00:58:57,140 --> 00:58:58,920
Ten. Eight.
363
00:58:59,340 --> 00:59:01,080
Ten. Eight.
364
00:59:01,790 --> 00:59:04,210
Nine and a half at the least.
365
01:00:37,070 --> 01:00:39,290
I've met all the beautiful maidens of
the kingdom.
366
01:00:40,090 --> 01:00:42,330
But never have I seen you before.
367
01:00:43,190 --> 01:00:46,450
I know you're a visitor from another
kingdom.
368
01:00:47,430 --> 01:00:48,530
No, my prince.
369
01:00:49,430 --> 01:00:50,530
What is your name?
370
01:00:51,330 --> 01:00:53,450
My name is Cinder. Never mind.
371
01:00:54,410 --> 01:00:55,590
The night is young.
372
01:00:55,970 --> 01:00:57,290
You will tell me later.
373
01:00:58,370 --> 01:01:00,170
I love the mystery.
374
01:01:01,130 --> 01:01:02,130
Tonight,
375
01:01:03,270 --> 01:01:05,970
I dance with no one else.
376
01:02:08,620 --> 01:02:09,780
I'm going to rob him.
377
01:02:23,940 --> 01:02:30,540
If I can't be
378
01:02:30,540 --> 01:02:31,540
king...
379
01:02:51,820 --> 01:02:52,820
here today.
380
01:02:54,540 --> 01:02:55,540
Creep.
381
01:02:58,300 --> 01:03:03,680
And now, fair ladies, the game you've
waited for all evening, but gammon.
382
01:03:04,380 --> 01:03:05,400
Here are the rules.
383
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:10,580
When the pointer spins and points at a
maiden, she will come behind the screen
384
01:03:10,580 --> 01:03:14,320
to my bed and there bow to my wishes.
385
01:03:14,940 --> 01:03:16,800
I will now put my blindfold on.
386
01:03:17,960 --> 01:03:24,010
Any of you who do not wish to play the
game, may live and forever
387
01:03:24,010 --> 01:03:25,450
hold your peace.
388
01:06:03,530 --> 01:06:06,030
Oh, Suzanne, my little chuchu, I love
you.
389
01:06:10,210 --> 01:06:12,510
Oh, the ears, the eyes, the eyes.
390
01:06:13,810 --> 01:06:14,810
Oh,
391
01:06:17,970 --> 01:06:19,690
the smile.
392
01:06:31,950 --> 01:06:33,110
Friends, you're broke to you.
393
01:06:34,010 --> 01:06:38,570
You play around in my gala. I'll pull
your ass all over your head and make you
394
01:06:38,570 --> 01:06:39,570
donut.
395
01:06:41,110 --> 01:06:44,110
You skivvus. Now, get out.
396
01:12:02,820 --> 01:12:05,600
Hello. Hello. Yes,
397
01:12:06,660 --> 01:12:07,660
dear.
398
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:51,500
Well, he said if he wants something
done, he's right to do it himself.
399
01:13:54,980 --> 01:13:57,780
Thank you.
400
01:14:54,250 --> 01:14:55,250
What?
401
01:14:55,810 --> 01:14:56,810
What?
402
01:14:57,710 --> 01:14:58,710
What?
403
01:14:59,330 --> 01:15:01,130
What? What? What?
404
01:15:01,590 --> 01:15:03,050
What? What?
405
01:15:03,350 --> 01:15:05,430
What? What? What? What? What?
406
01:15:06,130 --> 01:15:07,550
What? What? What?
407
01:15:07,930 --> 01:15:10,050
What? What? What? What?
408
01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:25,290
The kingdom has a snapper.
409
01:15:27,030 --> 01:15:30,770
A snapper. The kingdom has a snapper.
Okay, man.
410
01:15:32,750 --> 01:15:33,750
Snapper.
411
01:15:34,250 --> 01:15:35,310
A snapper.
412
01:15:41,550 --> 01:15:44,170
You know what I smell?
413
01:15:45,010 --> 01:15:46,710
I smell a snapper in a pussy.
414
01:15:48,310 --> 01:15:50,110
Boy, you don't got to know a snapper in
a pussy.
415
01:15:51,690 --> 01:15:52,870
You... It was you.
416
01:15:54,790 --> 01:15:55,790
It
417
01:15:55,790 --> 01:16:08,150
was
418
01:16:08,150 --> 01:16:09,150
you.
419
01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:52,560
King of this land, I've led an unusual
life. I've run into many a beast and
420
01:16:52,560 --> 01:16:56,340
witch, not the least of which is my
wife. But now a young maiden has come
421
01:16:56,340 --> 01:17:01,360
and she's made my spirit rise with a
rare and wondrous talent that lies
422
01:17:01,360 --> 01:17:02,360
her thighs.
423
01:17:03,360 --> 01:17:08,320
What snapper! I'm the one to trap her.
424
01:17:09,180 --> 01:17:14,360
Although I'm rather envious, I also
bring with pride that lucky son of a
425
01:17:14,360 --> 01:17:16,480
has found a snapper for his bride.
426
01:17:23,910 --> 01:17:27,330
It's always a rare occasion when the
king takes me to bed.
427
01:17:27,610 --> 01:17:32,150
Once we're there, I find his sock not
only in the head, but now he's...
428
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:34,260
The prince is running through the halls,
behaving like a schmuck. The king is
429
01:18:34,260 --> 01:18:38,340
fleeing from the queen, not anxious to
be crowned. The mystery wenches are
430
01:18:38,340 --> 01:18:40,400
pardoned, and she's nowhere to be found.
431
01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,220
Oh, that snapper!
432
01:18:44,200 --> 01:18:46,860
Well, a kidnapper!
433
01:18:47,340 --> 01:18:52,420
The prince must now conduct a search
through Hevel's homes and huts in order
434
01:18:52,420 --> 01:18:54,720
retrieve the lass who sheathed the oil
pot.
435
01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:04,980
Thanks for watching!
436
01:20:23,210 --> 01:20:24,950
If you put it sideways, it'll stay
better.
437
01:20:27,110 --> 01:20:28,770
Then you know what we seek.
438
01:20:29,810 --> 01:20:34,270
If this glass slipper should fit one of
your lovely daughters, then they will
439
01:20:34,270 --> 01:20:35,710
become the bride of the prince.
440
01:20:36,130 --> 01:20:39,610
That is, if they can pass the final
test.
441
01:20:40,950 --> 01:20:42,670
Final test?
442
01:20:43,170 --> 01:20:47,610
My good man, why don't we leave the
prince and your lovely daughters alone?
443
01:20:48,650 --> 01:20:51,510
I'm sure they'd be more at ease that
way.
444
01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,820
Of course, my lord.
445
01:20:57,400 --> 01:20:57,860
Is
446
01:20:57,860 --> 01:21:16,820
it
447
01:21:16,820 --> 01:21:17,820
nice there in the palace?
448
01:21:18,060 --> 01:21:19,300
Would I like living there?
449
01:21:22,700 --> 01:21:24,020
Yes, it's both of them.
450
01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:27,820
Tell the truth, girls.
451
01:21:29,540 --> 01:21:35,420
Were one of you one of the ones who led
me behind that screen during our little
452
01:21:35,420 --> 01:21:36,600
game last night?
453
01:21:37,240 --> 01:21:38,960
Yes, we were, my prince.
454
01:21:39,700 --> 01:21:43,740
When she held me within her, it was like
a vice.
455
01:21:45,940 --> 01:21:49,560
Her charms did indeed snap at me.
456
01:21:50,640 --> 01:21:53,040
Well, mine snaps and crackles.
457
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,560
And mine pops.
458
01:21:56,180 --> 01:21:57,840
We shall see.
459
01:21:59,560 --> 01:22:01,660
We shall see.
460
01:22:06,880 --> 01:22:09,660
What exactly is it that you do?
461
01:22:21,550 --> 01:22:24,970
How many people would have to die before
I became king?
462
01:23:08,619 --> 01:23:11,880
No, no more. I've been searching for
days now.
463
01:23:12,380 --> 01:23:16,460
Not only can't I find my snapper, I
can't find my pee -pee.
464
01:23:29,300 --> 01:23:31,460
His Majesty, the prince.
465
01:24:06,860 --> 01:24:07,860
Forget them.
466
01:24:08,580 --> 01:24:14,320
Oh, we're so happy, my friends. Yes, we
waited so long. Never mind all this.
467
01:24:14,420 --> 01:24:15,420
Ladies, please.
468
01:24:15,980 --> 01:24:17,460
Try the slippers. Yes.
469
01:24:41,930 --> 01:24:46,350
My feet swelled up from dancing last
night. I'm sure if we try tomorrow...
470
01:24:46,350 --> 01:24:47,690
mind tomorrow. Give me that.
471
01:24:50,390 --> 01:24:51,850
P .U.
472
01:24:57,390 --> 01:25:04,110
Oh, they say the glass shrinks
473
01:25:04,110 --> 01:25:07,130
at night or the daylight sometimes.
474
01:25:08,230 --> 01:25:10,290
Let us be off, Chamberlain.
475
01:25:10,570 --> 01:25:11,570
Not yet, my friend.
476
01:25:12,170 --> 01:25:13,170
Not yet.
477
01:25:15,290 --> 01:25:17,690
But there's nothing left of me.
478
01:25:20,050 --> 01:25:21,290
There's one maiden left.
479
01:25:24,710 --> 01:25:25,830
Don't worry about her.
480
01:25:26,430 --> 01:25:29,630
My Lord, she's never had on shoes, let
alone glass slippers.
481
01:25:31,110 --> 01:25:32,990
Anyway, she never went to the ball.
482
01:25:33,410 --> 01:25:34,890
I should say not.
483
01:25:35,550 --> 01:25:38,110
But I remember giving her an invitation
myself.
484
01:25:38,490 --> 01:25:39,490
Come here, girl.
485
01:26:29,350 --> 01:26:35,090
the slipper fits my dear what did you
say your name was
486
01:26:35,090 --> 01:26:41,310
my name is never mind girl it's no use
it's no use
487
01:26:41,310 --> 01:26:48,130
you couldn't possibly be the one what i
mean is you
488
01:26:48,130 --> 01:26:54,070
could hardly be the one who who
possesses possesses the
489
01:26:59,550 --> 01:27:04,650
No, oh You
490
01:27:04,650 --> 01:27:21,890
can't
491
01:27:21,890 --> 01:27:24,750
be the one no
492
01:27:29,640 --> 01:27:31,600
No! You!
493
01:27:32,100 --> 01:27:34,380
No! No!
494
01:27:34,760 --> 01:27:36,540
No! No!
495
01:30:32,010 --> 01:30:33,310
What has this man done?
496
01:30:34,350 --> 01:30:38,690
Last night at the Great Ball, in your
honor, my prince, he cleaned out the
497
01:30:38,690 --> 01:30:42,810
palace. Furs, shawls, all manner of
perfumes.
498
01:30:43,150 --> 01:30:46,250
And above all, the royal jewels.
499
01:30:48,350 --> 01:30:52,010
And, oh, yes, two corn cobs.
500
01:30:54,390 --> 01:30:57,270
But, my dear, this is a serious
performance.
501
01:31:01,870 --> 01:31:02,870
him we'd never have met.
502
01:31:03,550 --> 01:31:04,550
What do you think?
503
01:31:06,470 --> 01:31:08,270
He's the one who gave me the snapper.
504
01:31:08,510 --> 01:31:09,630
He what?
505
01:31:11,530 --> 01:31:14,090
I'll release him. No more snapper.
506
01:31:15,950 --> 01:31:17,110
Release that man.
507
01:31:17,770 --> 01:31:19,510
He's in my protection now.
508
01:31:30,730 --> 01:31:31,990
Hockey's got my back.
509
01:31:32,730 --> 01:31:33,730
Here it is.
510
01:31:36,170 --> 01:31:38,650
Thank you, one and all.
511
01:31:51,770 --> 01:31:52,770
Wait for me, Mama.
512
01:31:53,050 --> 01:31:56,470
I'm going with you. This is one time I
don't mind riding in the back of the
513
01:31:56,470 --> 01:31:57,470
coach.
514
01:32:33,200 --> 01:32:39,720
And Cinderella lived happily ever after,
thanks to my snap judgment.
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