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You sure I can't help?
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Dad, I'm making dinner
for you tonight, so relax.
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I just don't want you
to think I'm not willing.
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[LAUGH]
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I do it.
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[MUSIC]
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I have my song going today.
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It's a boy.
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I'm having a boy.
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There's gonna be a little bit here.
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All the young ladies to say woo.
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Congratulations.
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Jeremy, Jeremy, guess what?
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You're going to have a little brother.
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Cool, Mama's great.
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Do we have any tongs?
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No, no, we don't.
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Look, isn't he handsome?
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He's a fine looking boy.
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What's this over his head?
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It looks like a halo.
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A god.
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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That must be a scratch
on the film or something.
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Don't worry, I've got it.
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No problem.
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Martin, I need to ask you a favor.
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Could you sub for Richard
at my birthing class?
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It's only until he comes back from Estonia.
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What's he doing in Estonia?
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Well, they just had
their first free elections and
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it seems they voted in president.
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It's gonna take a while to sort things out.
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They shot King Richard.
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I can see how it would.
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Anyway, it's only one night a
week and it'll be fun, really, please?
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I don't know.
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I'm very busy with work.
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Martin, I'm pregnant.
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I'll cry.
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Okay.
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Dinner's up.
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I kind of scorched some of
your pans, but it was worth it.
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Hope you're hungry.
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Muffins?
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Five kinds.
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Well, that's terrific.
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It's great.
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There's nothing I love
more than- M-E-A-T.
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Muffins for dinner.
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[LAUGH]
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[MUSIC]
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Hello, mothers and others.
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I'm Martha Buck, your tour guide
through the glorious odyssey of birth.
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Now, as you know, we'll be
using the Richard Stone method.
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What happened to Lamaze?
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What happened to the horse and buggy?
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Birth is like a rich melodic song.
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Once you give yourself over
to the song, you feel no pain.
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Excuse me, would that
be before or after the epidural?
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[LAUGH]
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Who said that?
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The voice is familiar.
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Dr. Stone doesn't believe in
the use of painkillers during labor.
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Well, it's easy for him to say.
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He believes she's so smart, then
why doesn't she just come up with her
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own technique?
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Today's lesson is relaxation.
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Do you know her name?
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Of course I know her name.
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Kelly.
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True relaxation.
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You know that woman.
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We went to high school.
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Let's close our eyes
and listen to the music.
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Breathe in, breathe out.
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Breathe in, breathe out.
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Let the music wash.
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You're the cat's meow.
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Or the gentle breeze on a summer's day.
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Martin?
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Yeah?
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Martin Topper?
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My God.
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Let it soothe you.
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You look exactly the same.
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Yeah, but with bigger boobs.
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I see.
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I see.
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Do you mind?
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You was pretty.
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She's pissed off, but pretty?
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She's not my wife.
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She used to be my wife, now
she's somebody else's wife.
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I'm glad I have a wife.
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You're doing this for your ex.
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That is so you.
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You and where's yours?
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Gun.
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Yeah, I know.
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That's so me.
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Okay, now let's all concentrate.
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Of course that's not so easy
to do with all this chit chat.
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And a one and a two
and a teacher wants a quiet.
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And a one and a two
and a teacher wants a fight.
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What are you doing after this?
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You want to come over for a beer?
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Might be poison.
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I'm sorry, I mean a cup of coffee.
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You got any poison?
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Why don't I just take
you on a roller coaster?
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Oh, sounds great.
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I'll bring the heroin.
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[MUSIC]
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You look so stumped.
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No, no, no, this is normal me.
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Okay, here, I'm stoned.
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Look, Derek Kaines.
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You remember when you broke up with me?
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And we went under the bleachers
and we drank all those little bottles of
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southern comfort until I threw up.
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No, no, no, no, no, no,
that was after Jimmy Norton.
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Derek Kaines is when we went to
play land and we rode the wild mouse 32
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times.
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And then I threw up.
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What?
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Ah.
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[LAUGH]
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Well, here we are again, huh?
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Hmm.
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You know, I really thought
this one was different.
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I mean, he was this musician and
things were really working out until about
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seven months ago.
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What an asshole.
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Love must be fostered with
gentle words and sweet attentions.
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You're not gonna throw up, are you?
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Yeah, he's not worth it.
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Hmm.
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Like it's Kevin Carlton.
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Yeah.
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I always hated that guy.
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He was my first real love.
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I know.
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That's why I hated him.
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[MUSIC]
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Miss Petaldy is
a highly emotional
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girl with kind of a
weird sense of humor.
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[MUSIC]
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Hey, bud.
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Help, help.
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It's me, it's me.
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Don't do that to me.
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Okay, I'm sorry, man.
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Listen, what do you say you
and me two babes tonight, huh?
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Sounding good?
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I can't.
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No, no, no, man.
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I'm saying I got us dates.
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You know, two single guys out on the town.
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I know what you're saying.
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I'm just, I'm busy.
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Uh-huh.
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I see.
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Yeah, Martin, man,
you gotta help me out.
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I made two dates for the same night.
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I fucked up.
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Martin, we've gotta do something.
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You're on your own.
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I already have plans for tonight.
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Yeah, well, the babe I got
for you models underwear, huh?
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Who's yours?
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Catherine Kennedy.
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No shit?
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Yeah.
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Who'd you break up with this time?
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Some asshole.
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Well, what a surprise.
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So you're finally gonna fuck her, huh?
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No, I'm not going to fuck her.
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We're just friends.
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Yeah, sure.
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Man, you've been after her since
she broke up with Skipper Bensley.
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Now come on.
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Which way are you gonna do it first?
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Doggy style.
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What the fuck's the matter with you?
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You're sick.
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I told you, I am not
going to sleep with her.
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Okay, fine, fine.
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So where'd you run into her?
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Jewish birthing class.
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Oh, please.
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Tell me she's the teacher.
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I'm not even going to
dignify that with a response.
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Wait a minute.
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Wait a minute.
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Aw, man, you're gonna
sleep with a pregnant woman.
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I am not going to sleep with her.
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Okay, but if you do,
just don't get involved.
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Unless you wanna find yourself
up to your butt in dirty diapers.
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Is there a plate in your head?
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Did I tell you I wasn't
gonna sleep with her?
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I am not.
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I am not going to sleep with her.
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Good.
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[MUSIC]
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You wanna bed?
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[MUSIC]
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Here you go.
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I'm sorry about dinner.
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You hated it, didn't you?
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No, no, no, no, really, there's
nothing I love more than- Me.
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Tofu.
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Oh.
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Do never think you're
out there on your own.
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Thank you.
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[MUSIC]
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Well, I- [MUSIC]
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I should probably go.
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You know you don't have to.
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Well, it's just the end.
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Too wild to tame?
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[MUSIC]
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That must be it.
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I'd like you to stay if you want to.
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As it happens, I
don't have any other plan.
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC].
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[MUSIC]
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The baby kicked.
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[MUSIC]
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Beautiful.
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC]
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[MUSIC].
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Open air to yellow, leaves are green.
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There we go.
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Why does the tiger have a yarmulke?
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Well, I messed up the
head, so I just sort of went with it.
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Where's my little kitty cat?
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There she is.
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Not so little anymore.
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Bobby, what the fuck are you doing here?
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[MUSIC]
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I'm back, and here I am.
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This is him.
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This is the guy.
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You asshole.
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What could possibly be
going through your mind?
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I'll tell you.
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I'm sitting in this bar in Freeport
slamming vodka's with rigo and sticks,
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and I ask the bartender what's his name.
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He says, "It's Kid."
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I start weeping like a schoolgirl.
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I don't know why.
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Three days later, I'm on stage in
the middle of beating off the band.
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Suddenly, it hits me.
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I'm going to have a kid.
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Not kid, the bartender, but a little baby.
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Oh, please.
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Excuse me.
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You can't just walk in here.
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I'm sorry.
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Where are my manners?
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Bobby Crow, MCA recording artist.
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Martin Tupper.
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[MUSIC]
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Editor of books, and just for
your information, Cat and I are an item.
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Well, I'm back now.
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So, off you go.
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And there's a little parting gift for you.
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My latest CD, "Crawl and Crossbone."
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It's a play on words.
283
00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:28,000
Do you get it?
284
00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:29,000
Yeah.
285
00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:30,000
Yeah, I get it.
286
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:34,000
Who the hell do you think you are?
287
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:38,000
No, it's me, Bobby Crow.
288
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,000
See?
289
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:42,000
I see the guy who walked
out on me seven months ago.
290
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:46,000
Now, how about a repeat
before -- Oh, come on, Cat.
291
00:14:46,003 --> 00:14:47,000
I'm sorry.
292
00:14:47,003 --> 00:14:48,000
I was stupid.
293
00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:50,000
I've got to give me another chance.
294
00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:52,000
I'm the father of your baby.
295
00:14:52,003 --> 00:14:54,000
You are not a father.
296
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:57,000
You are just some creep
who got me pregnant.
297
00:14:57,003 --> 00:14:58,000
Bye-bye now.
298
00:14:58,003 --> 00:15:00,000
I'm sorry I don't have
a parting gift for you.
299
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:02,000
No, please, Cat.
300
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:05,000
Without you, I'm not -- I'm
not a helmet without a head.
301
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:06,000
Empty.
302
00:15:06,003 --> 00:15:08,000
Divide.
303
00:15:08,003 --> 00:15:09,000
[DOOR SLAMS]
304
00:15:09,003 --> 00:15:10,000
[DOOR SLAMS]
305
00:15:10,003 --> 00:15:19,000
You okay?
306
00:15:19,003 --> 00:15:21,000
Yeah.
307
00:15:21,003 --> 00:15:24,000
Sort of.
308
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:28,000
Not really.
309
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:32,000
I'm just glad you're here.
310
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:39,000
What do you say we give
three cheers to the champion?
311
00:15:39,003 --> 00:15:40,000
Come on.
312
00:15:40,003 --> 00:15:41,000
Hurry!
313
00:15:41,003 --> 00:15:42,000
Hurry!
314
00:15:42,003 --> 00:15:43,000
Hurry!
315
00:15:43,003 --> 00:15:54,000
This woman is having a
wonderful, glorious experience.
316
00:15:54,003 --> 00:15:57,000
The baby's head is just into the cervix,
317
00:15:57,003 --> 00:16:01,000
and its feet are pressing
against the mummy's backbone.
318
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,000
Forget this.
319
00:16:02,003 --> 00:16:05,000
Where's the cesarean class?
320
00:16:05,003 --> 00:16:06,000
[LAUGHS]
321
00:16:06,003 --> 00:16:09,000
Martin, this isn't the dry bean.
322
00:16:09,003 --> 00:16:10,000
Cat.
323
00:16:10,003 --> 00:16:11,000
Hey!
324
00:16:11,003 --> 00:16:12,000
Cat.
325
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:15,000
Cat, you out there?
326
00:16:15,003 --> 00:16:16,000
Oi.
327
00:16:16,003 --> 00:16:17,000
Hey, look.
328
00:16:17,003 --> 00:16:20,000
I've got a baby holder to hold our baby.
329
00:16:20,003 --> 00:16:22,000
Look, Bobby, this
isn't the time of the place.
330
00:16:22,003 --> 00:16:24,000
Hey, book fellow, how you doing?
331
00:16:24,003 --> 00:16:26,000
Hey, all this.
332
00:16:26,003 --> 00:16:30,000
See, it's got the alphabet on it.
333
00:16:30,003 --> 00:16:31,000
Babies love to spell.
334
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:34,000
Oh, that is really sweet.
335
00:16:34,003 --> 00:16:36,000
Hi, Mrs. Stone.
336
00:16:36,003 --> 00:16:37,000
Hi, Bobby.
337
00:16:37,003 --> 00:16:38,000
You know him?
338
00:16:38,003 --> 00:16:41,000
Richard produced his solo album.
339
00:16:41,003 --> 00:16:42,000
[DRUMMING]
340
00:16:42,003 --> 00:16:44,000
I'll have to pick it up.
341
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:47,000
I've got this little
leather jacket just like mine.
342
00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:48,000
Hey, Mommy.
343
00:16:48,003 --> 00:16:51,000
Are you ready to rock and roll?
344
00:16:51,003 --> 00:16:53,000
I'm trying, Cat.
345
00:16:53,003 --> 00:16:55,000
I'm really trying hard.
346
00:16:55,003 --> 00:16:57,000
Bobby.
347
00:16:57,003 --> 00:16:59,000
I love you.
348
00:16:59,003 --> 00:17:02,000
Can we talk about this another time?
349
00:17:02,003 --> 00:17:04,000
Ding dong.
350
00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:05,000
Hello there.
351
00:17:05,003 --> 00:17:07,000
We have a lot to cover today.
352
00:17:07,003 --> 00:17:08,000
That's right.
353
00:17:08,003 --> 00:17:10,000
Oh, that's no problem for me.
354
00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:12,000
We can't stick to outside.
355
00:17:12,003 --> 00:17:14,000
We're going to go up to FAO Schwartz.
356
00:17:14,003 --> 00:17:16,000
Got me on a big, fussy duck.
357
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:18,000
Thanks, Martin.
358
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:20,000
Cheers, everyone.
359
00:17:20,003 --> 00:17:25,000
Enjoy the film.
360
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:27,000
What am I going to do about him?
361
00:17:27,003 --> 00:17:28,000
Two words.
362
00:17:28,003 --> 00:17:30,000
Restraining order.
363
00:17:30,003 --> 00:17:34,000
Now let's take a look
at our friend the vagina.
364
00:17:34,003 --> 00:17:37,239
Watch as it flexes
its mighty walls and
365
00:17:37,251 --> 00:17:41,000
pushes the baby's
head into the light of day.
366
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:46,000
[MUSIC]
367
00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:48,000
Surprise.
368
00:17:48,003 --> 00:17:49,000
It's gorgeous.
369
00:17:49,003 --> 00:17:50,000
Come on, let's go for a pic.
370
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:52,000
Oh, Martin, that's so sweet.
371
00:17:52,003 --> 00:17:53,000
Come on.
372
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:54,000
I got grape juice.
373
00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:55,000
I got cheese.
374
00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:58,000
I got those little forks, you know.
375
00:17:58,003 --> 00:18:00,000
What's this?
376
00:18:00,003 --> 00:18:01,000
I need to talk to you.
377
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:03,000
It's huge.
378
00:18:03,003 --> 00:18:13,000
[MUSIC]
379
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:14,000
Yeah.
380
00:18:14,003 --> 00:18:16,000
Yeah, I think you do have to talk to me.
381
00:18:16,003 --> 00:18:22,000
Martin, I'm sorry, but I've
decided to give Bobby another chance.
382
00:18:22,003 --> 00:18:24,000
What about us?
383
00:18:24,003 --> 00:18:27,000
Oh, God, you were the last
person in the world I'd ever want to hurt.
384
00:18:27,003 --> 00:18:28,000
And don't.
385
00:18:28,003 --> 00:18:29,000
Hurt him.
386
00:18:29,003 --> 00:18:31,000
He walked out on you.
387
00:18:31,003 --> 00:18:32,000
He came back.
388
00:18:32,003 --> 00:18:34,000
He's changed.
389
00:18:34,003 --> 00:18:37,000
And he's the father of my child.
390
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:40,000
I'm here beyond the boss.
391
00:18:40,003 --> 00:18:43,000
Don't have a boss.
392
00:18:43,003 --> 00:18:44,000
He's an idiot.
393
00:18:44,003 --> 00:18:45,000
What's the "m"?
394
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:48,000
Oh, well, then I'm the
idiot because I love him.
395
00:18:48,003 --> 00:18:51,000
I can take a hint.
396
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:53,000
Look, honey, my neck's single.
397
00:18:53,003 --> 00:18:55,000
Well, well, well.
398
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:56,000
Daddy's here.
399
00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:59,000
Oh, and look, he can't
even keep his pants up.
400
00:18:59,003 --> 00:19:00,000
Oops.
401
00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:02,000
Thanks, Martin.
402
00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:03,000
Okay, all right.
403
00:19:03,003 --> 00:19:04,000
You win.
404
00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,000
You win.
405
00:19:05,003 --> 00:19:08,000
But you better take care of this woman.
406
00:19:08,003 --> 00:19:10,000
And you better take care of this baby.
407
00:19:10,003 --> 00:19:11,000
I'm doing it.
408
00:19:11,003 --> 00:19:13,000
Did you see the duck?
409
00:19:13,003 --> 00:19:16,000
I think it's going to take more
than a big duck to get the job done.
410
00:19:16,003 --> 00:19:19,000
No, let me -- let me just
give you a wake-up call, okay?
411
00:19:19,003 --> 00:19:20,000
No more cigarettes for you.
412
00:19:20,003 --> 00:19:24,000
And you better get used to vomiting
on those nice leather pants of yours.
413
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,000
I already am.
414
00:19:25,003 --> 00:19:26,000
Okay, Martin.
415
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:27,000
Thank you.
416
00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:30,000
And you have to be
there 24 hours a day, okay?
417
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,000
Forget about sleep.
418
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,000
Forget about free time.
419
00:19:32,003 --> 00:19:33,000
You're on the baby's time now.
420
00:19:33,003 --> 00:19:34,755
You know, you
feel like jumping on
421
00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:37,000
your bike and riding
cross-country, right ?
422
00:19:37,003 --> 00:19:40,000
Or partying all night with Rico and sticks.
423
00:19:40,003 --> 00:19:41,000
Well, forget about it.
424
00:19:41,003 --> 00:19:43,000
You ready to give all that up, are you?
425
00:19:43,003 --> 00:19:44,000
Huh?
426
00:19:44,003 --> 00:19:45,000
I don't know.
427
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:47,364
Well, you better
know because being
428
00:19:47,376 --> 00:19:50,000
a father is fucking
hard and it's forever.
429
00:19:50,003 --> 00:19:52,000
Jesus.
430
00:19:52,003 --> 00:19:55,000
I'm sorry, Kat.
431
00:19:55,003 --> 00:19:58,000
He's -- he's right.
432
00:19:58,003 --> 00:20:01,000
I can't do this.
433
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:04,000
I'm no dad.
434
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:07,000
Sorry, hon.
435
00:20:07,003 --> 00:20:08,000
Okay.
436
00:20:08,003 --> 00:20:10,000
Okay, take care now.
437
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:11,000
Yeah, bye-bye.
438
00:20:11,003 --> 00:20:13,000
Don't forget to write.
439
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:14,000
Uh-huh.
440
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:15,000
Sleep?
441
00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:18,000
Well, there you go.
442
00:20:18,003 --> 00:20:22,000
If you rescue me once more,
I'll be in your debt for life.
443
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:24,000
You asshole.
444
00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:27,000
Oh, me?
445
00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:29,000
Who gave you the right to do that?
446
00:20:29,003 --> 00:20:33,000
I mean, who gave me
the right -- I care about you.
447
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,000
I'm trying to do what's
best for you and the baby.
448
00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:38,000
Hey, I get to decide
what's best for me and my baby.
449
00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,547
Well, isn't it
better if he walks out
450
00:20:39,559 --> 00:20:41,000
now instead of three
months from now?
451
00:20:41,003 --> 00:20:42,000
He didn't walk out.
452
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:44,000
You chased him out.
453
00:20:44,003 --> 00:20:45,000
Come on.
454
00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:46,000
Come on, Kat.
455
00:20:46,003 --> 00:20:47,000
There's no way that he
is ready to be a father.
456
00:20:47,003 --> 00:20:49,000
Oh, and when you had Jeremy, you were.
457
00:20:49,003 --> 00:20:51,000
You weren't scared shitless.
458
00:20:51,003 --> 00:20:53,000
You didn't have any doubts.
459
00:20:53,003 --> 00:20:54,000
Well, yeah, yeah.
460
00:20:54,003 --> 00:20:56,000
Come on, everybody does.
461
00:20:56,003 --> 00:21:03,000
Then why didn't you tell him that?
462
00:21:03,003 --> 00:21:06,000
Just -- just go.
463
00:21:06,003 --> 00:21:08,000
Kat?
464
00:21:08,003 --> 00:21:10,000
Kat?
465
00:21:10,003 --> 00:21:13,000
I'm sorry.
466
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:22,000
[ Music ]
467
00:21:22,003 --> 00:21:25,000
Loud face, forward march.
474
00:22:27,003 --> 00:22:30,000
This is my son, Jeremy.
475
00:22:30,003 --> 00:22:32,000
Hello, son Jeremy.
476
00:22:32,003 --> 00:22:33,000
Yeah, nice to meet you, dad.
477
00:22:33,003 --> 00:22:34,000
I was supposed to be a chairman.
478
00:22:34,003 --> 00:22:35,000
It's 15 minutes ago.
479
00:22:35,003 --> 00:22:36,000
So you'd be a little late.
480
00:22:36,003 --> 00:22:38,000
This is Bobby Kroll.
481
00:22:38,003 --> 00:22:39,000
Remember that CV I gave you?
482
00:22:39,003 --> 00:22:42,000
Yeah, I got a buck
for it at discs and things.
483
00:22:42,003 --> 00:22:43,000
Really?
484
00:22:43,003 --> 00:22:45,000
I got a whole box of them.
485
00:22:45,003 --> 00:22:48,000
You know what my son here
did for me a few weeks ago, huh?
486
00:22:48,003 --> 00:22:49,000
He made me muffins.
487
00:22:49,003 --> 00:22:50,000
Five kinds, wasn't it?
488
00:22:50,003 --> 00:22:51,000
Yeah, definitely.
489
00:22:51,003 --> 00:22:52,000
He'd be cool about this.
490
00:22:52,003 --> 00:22:53,000
No, tell Bobby about school.
491
00:22:53,003 --> 00:22:54,000
Go ahead.
492
00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:55,000
I go to school.
493
00:22:55,003 --> 00:22:57,000
Tell him about that
report you did on Bolivia.
494
00:22:57,003 --> 00:22:58,000
This is great.
495
00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,000
I did a report on Bolivia.
496
00:22:59,003 --> 00:23:00,000
Who cares?
497
00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:01,000
I'll send him a copy.
498
00:23:01,003 --> 00:23:02,000
Can we get out of here?
499
00:23:02,003 --> 00:23:07,000
[ Music ]
500
00:23:07,003 --> 00:23:08,000
Let go!
501
00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:10,000
This never happens.
502
00:23:10,003 --> 00:23:14,000
You know, he's just a little moody today.
503
00:23:14,003 --> 00:23:16,000
Jeremy, put the guitar down.
504
00:23:16,003 --> 00:23:21,000
But you have to believe me when I
tell you that there is no greater joy than
505
00:23:21,003 --> 00:23:22,000
watching them grow up.
506
00:23:22,003 --> 00:23:25,000
Becoming their own people
with their own little ideas.
507
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:28,000
[ Music ]
508
00:23:28,003 --> 00:23:29,000
Fuck!
509
00:23:29,003 --> 00:23:30,000
Move!
510
00:23:30,003 --> 00:23:31,000
Are they back?
511
00:23:31,003 --> 00:23:35,000
[ Music ]
512
00:23:35,003 --> 00:23:36,000
Get out of here!
513
00:23:36,003 --> 00:23:38,000
Gee, do we have to?
514
00:23:38,003 --> 00:23:41,000
[ Pause ]
515
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,000
Sorry about that.
516
00:23:42,003 --> 00:23:44,000
Thanks for stopping by!
517
00:23:44,003 --> 00:23:47,000
[ Pause ]
518
00:23:47,003 --> 00:23:49,000
Little bastard.
519
00:23:49,003 --> 00:23:55,000
[ Music ]
520
00:23:55,003 --> 00:23:56,000
Get me a blue one!
521
00:23:56,003 --> 00:24:07,000
[ Background noise ]
522
00:24:07,003 --> 00:24:10,000
Look, I'm really sorry about what I did.
523
00:24:10,003 --> 00:24:11,000
You don't have to.
524
00:24:11,003 --> 00:24:12,000
Yes, yes, yes.
525
00:24:12,003 --> 00:24:13,000
I do.
526
00:24:13,003 --> 00:24:16,000
Now look, I want you to know whatever
happens, you know, whatever you need,
527
00:24:16,003 --> 00:24:17,000
I'm here for you.
528
00:24:17,003 --> 00:24:19,000
No, no strings attached.
529
00:24:19,003 --> 00:24:22,000
No, you really don't have to.
530
00:24:22,003 --> 00:24:25,000
Say that slow and strap me in.
531
00:24:25,003 --> 00:24:27,000
Oh my God.
532
00:24:27,003 --> 00:24:28,000
Is Bobby?
533
00:24:28,003 --> 00:24:33,000
He showed up at my door last
night saying something about the joy of
534
00:24:33,003 --> 00:24:36,000
forming the baby's little ideas.
535
00:24:36,003 --> 00:24:39,000
I -- Thank you,
thank you very much.
536
00:24:39,003 --> 00:24:40,000
You're all my fans.
537
00:24:40,003 --> 00:24:41,000
I love you madly.
538
00:24:41,003 --> 00:24:42,000
I'm very happy for you.
539
00:24:42,003 --> 00:24:43,000
Thanks.
540
00:24:43,003 --> 00:24:45,000
[ Laughter ]
541
00:24:45,003 --> 00:24:47,000
Here I am.
542
00:24:47,003 --> 00:24:50,000
Got nowhere to do when Ed pops out.
543
00:24:50,003 --> 00:24:52,000
Hey, Marty.
544
00:24:52,003 --> 00:24:56,000
Well, what's the drill?
545
00:24:56,003 --> 00:24:59,000
You did it, huh?
546
00:24:59,003 --> 00:25:02,000
Your words moved me strangely.
547
00:25:02,003 --> 00:25:06,000
But my son, I mean, you
know, he was such a -- Prick.
548
00:25:06,003 --> 00:25:08,000
I like that.
549
00:25:08,003 --> 00:25:09,000
Spunky little fucker.
550
00:25:09,003 --> 00:25:11,000
Reminds me of me.
551
00:25:11,003 --> 00:25:13,000
[ Background noise ]
552
00:25:13,003 --> 00:25:17,000
Martin, Matt, I want to sit.
553
00:25:17,003 --> 00:25:18,000
Coming.
554
00:25:18,003 --> 00:25:25,000
[ Music ]
555
00:25:25,003 --> 00:25:26,000
Right there.
556
00:25:26,003 --> 00:25:27,000
Do you feel that?
557
00:25:27,003 --> 00:25:28,000
Yeah.
558
00:25:28,003 --> 00:25:30,000
That's really cool.
559
00:25:30,003 --> 00:25:32,000
It's nice, isn't it?
560
00:25:32,003 --> 00:25:33,000
And they were married.
561
00:25:33,003 --> 00:25:39,000
They lived happily ever after.
562
00:25:39,003 --> 00:25:42,000
Are you okay?
563
00:25:42,003 --> 00:25:43,000
Yeah.
564
00:25:43,003 --> 00:25:45,000
Basically.
565
00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:46,000
Yeah.
566
00:25:46,003 --> 00:25:50,000
Listen, after class tonight,
let me take you out to dinner.
567
00:25:50,003 --> 00:25:51,000
Sure.
568
00:25:51,003 --> 00:25:53,000
Sure.
569
00:25:53,003 --> 00:25:56,000
You know what I'm in the mood for?
570
00:25:56,003 --> 00:26:03,000
M-E-A-T.
571
00:26:03,003 --> 00:26:06,000
How about a salad?
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I've studied up on vegetables,
so we'll have a lot to talk about.
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