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Who is it?
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Me, Dad.
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You got my key.
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Hey, Jeremy.
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Hey, Dad.
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So, we're going to the movies?
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No, you don't, I thought
we'd hang out here tonight.
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You know, I rented us a video.
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Really?
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An action classic.
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Oh, cool.
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Terminator.
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Die hard.
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What?
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Stagecoach.
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Come on, when's John Wayne?
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You know, the juke.
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Come on, Dad.
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I mean, not another sucky old
movie with nothing in it but dead guys.
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So, it's all over, eh?
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If you prefer, we can break out the
old algebra books, you know, practice
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our quadratic equations.
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Stagecoach, huh?
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Well, I'm back.
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Okay, okay.
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I'm making some popcorn and if
you want, we can order out of-- Shit.
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None for me, Dad.
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Thank you.
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Look at this.
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What a mess.
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What is that?
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What is that, a bruise?
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Uh, no.
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Wow.
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You, uh, you like it?
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It's, it's, it's look so real.
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That, that's because it is.
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Real.
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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Sorry.
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The side of the beast.
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Oh my God.
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You still like it?
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No, I don't like it.
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That's a tattoo.
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You have a goddamn tattoo on your arm.
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Jeremy, what were you thinking?
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Uh, I don't know.
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You watch that movie--
Are you insane, huh?
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Are you an insane person?
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I mean, did I say you could do that?
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We never said I couldn't.
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And I never said don't knock your
front teeth out with a hammer either.
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I mean, Jesus Christ, Jeremy.
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But it's the big deal.
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It's my body, I can do
whatever I want with it.
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I was kind of thinking.
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This is permanent.
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You know what,
it's not like a stupid
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haircut or drawing on
your shoe or something.
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That skull is forever.
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Do you have any idea what you've done?
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Yeah.
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No, you don't.
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You've limited your career choices
to long sermon or truck driver.
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Or rockstar.
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Don't get smart with me, young man.
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It's me, Judah.
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Does your mother know about this?
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Uh, not really.
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You think I'm mad just you wait.
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Just you wait.
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Hi, Jeremy left this in the car.
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It's very nice.
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Have you seen your son's Newark project?
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Have you?
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Go ahead, show her, Jeremy.
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Go ahead.
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Why?
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Now, roll up that sleeve.
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One of the real
fireworks ain't a spider yet.
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Well, you have a tattoo on your arm.
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And it's a skull.
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Mm-hmm, yes, yes it is.
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Still kind of hurts.
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Oh, well, I imagine it would.
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What do you think of this, huh?
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I'm surprised.
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And, well, Jeremy, I have
to say that I'm disappointed.
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Okay, Mom, I understand.
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Disappointed?
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Disappointed is when he gets a C.
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This is a fucking skull.
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Martin, I don't think that
kind of language is necessary.
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My language, Judah?
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Can I speak with you for a second?
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You, on the couch.
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What the hell was that?
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Martin, will you please calm down?
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Me, calm down?
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You get angry.
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What do you want, a sedation?
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I am just as upset as you are.
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No, no, no, no, you are not.
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You are absolutely not.
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Look, see, this is me.
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This is you.
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Me, you, me, you.
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You see the difference?
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Martin, there is a right way
and a wrong way to handle this.
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Now, if we could just
sit down and talk to
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him rationally... >>
Fine, fine, come on.
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Let's get to the wrong way.
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Punishing him is not
going to make it go away.
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So that's it, huh?
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He just gets away with it.
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Well, I think that someday
he'll come to regret this.
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Why wait?
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That day could be now.
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You are out of control.
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Martin, you can't let your
anger cloud your better judgment.
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Stop being a psychologist, okay?
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Be a parent.
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You think you could do that?
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How dare you?
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How dare you?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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I am not going to go
down that road with you.
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What's important here is that we go
out there and present a united front.
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Fine, fine.
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Let's go.
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Jeremy, your mother and I
decided to ground you for a month.
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That sucks.
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We decided no such thing.
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Go, Mom.
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Back to the bedroom.
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Not another peep out of you, young man.
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Look, if you
want to discuss this...
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Judith, there's
nothing to discuss.
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He's grounded, okay?
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It's done.
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I don't think so.
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Nothing is done until we both agree on it.
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Okay, well, then come on.
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Agree on it.
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Oh, good.
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You know, I am not even going to
have this conversation with you until you
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become a normal person.
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Goodbye, Martin.
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Judith!
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Judith!
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Let me just tell you something, okay?
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Where the hell do you think you're going?
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You're grounded.
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Not at Mom's.
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Now you know who's boss.
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Who's the boss?
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You are.
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[Music]
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Hey, who are you anyway?
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Have you got anything
by one of the old masters?
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Where do you live?
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[Music]
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Huh.
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It's true.
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Toby, I need the yellow pages.
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My hands are full.
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Bottom drawer.
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[Music]
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What are you doing
with my pencil sharpener?
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What makes you think it's yours?
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It has my name on it.
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Maybe it's mine and I named it Martin.
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Hey, Toby, come on.
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What are you looking for?
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The address of a tattoo, Paul.
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Gee, I never would have
pegged you for the tattoo type.
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Were you going to get it on your hiney?
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I'm not getting a tattoo.
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Jeremy got one, and I'm going
to kill the guy who gave it to him.
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Yeah, sure.
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Tattoos are big trouble.
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My cousin Cecile got one once, a
dainty little Rose just above a left bosom.
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Flashed it at the cable guy
when he came to hook her up.
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He offered her a lifetime supply of
Cinemax in exchange for 50 bucks and a
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second look.
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Really?
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Very next day she got hit by
a line drive at Yankee Stadium.
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I still got the ball on my shelf at home.
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What happened to Cecile?
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Oh, she's fine.
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Thanks for being there.
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[Music]
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This is the house of pain!
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Okay, who runs this joint?
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Oh, let me guess, a
fire-breathing dragon on the left bicep.
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Look, pal, my 14-year-old came
in here without my permission, and
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somebody put a fucking skull on his arm.
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Was it you?
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Well, geez, I don't know.
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You know, we do a lot of skull kits here.
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Yeah?
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Is this one of them?
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Oh, yeah, Dr. Bernstein.
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Hey, look, his ID said he was 21.
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Did it ever occur to you
that maybe it was a fake ID?
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Well, what am I, Jake and the Fat Man?
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Okay, pal, come on.
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Let's go.
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Come on!
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Hey, look, if you've got a
problem, I want to talk to the boss.
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Hey, Tony!
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Yeah, yeah.
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Bring me Tony.
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You're... May I help you?
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You're damn right you can help me.
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You're looking at a big, fat lawsuit.
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I'm going to shut this place down.
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What seems to be the problem?
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You're dissatisfied with your tattoo?
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No, no, I'm dissatisfied
with where you put it.
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It's on my son.
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He's a 14-year-old kid.
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You think 14's too young?
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Yes.
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Yes, I do.
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Well, you know, I was about
that age when I got my first tattoo.
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You want to see it?
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It's really beautiful.
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What I want to see
is your business license.
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Look, here's where he started.
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God, I was so nervous.
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But he's really gentle and experienced.
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So I figured, what the hell?
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Yes, well, I'll need
the name of your attorney.
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You really heard it first.
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And there was even a little bit of blood.
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But the further he got,
the more I got into it.
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I think we should keep
this on our strictly legal basis.
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I don't think I have
anything to regret, do you?
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Is that a regular garden snake?
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There's more.
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You want to see the apple?
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Well, ow!
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Fuck!
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That hurts!
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Well, you want a barracuda on
your ass, it's going to hurt a little bit.
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This has been a fascinating
story, you know, but it doesn't get the
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tattoo off my son's arm.
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Is that all you wanted?
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That's easy.
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You just have it removed.
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They can do that?
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Just call this guy.
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Here, tell him Tony sent you.
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Thanks.
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Just out of curiosity,
where exactly is that apple?
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Never mind.
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Jude, I have very good news.
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Oh, you've come to apologize?
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I found a doctor who removes tattoos.
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Now, they do it with lasers.
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It's kind of expensive, but the
good part is it's also pretty painful.
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The sign of the beast.
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What?
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Jeremy, I know you're not going
to like this, but I made an appointment
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this afternoon to get the
old skull taken off the old arm.
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Okay, pal?
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Come on, let's go.
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No way.
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Now, look, you're going
to thank me for this someday.
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Bullshit!
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You can't make me.
281
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We can't.
282
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Yes, we can.
283
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We're parents, okay?
284
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That's what we do.
285
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He's right.
286
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Thank you.
287
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Now, go get your coat.
288
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No, Martin.
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He's right.
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Ow!
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Excuse me?
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Look, if he doesn't want
to do it, you can't force him to.
293
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There are two of us.
294
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I'll bet we can.
295
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Oh, Martin.
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I cannot believe
you're taking his side in this.
297
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It's not his side.
298
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It's my side.
299
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He just happens to be on it.
300
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Two against one, Dad.
301
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Majority rules.
302
00:12:55,003 --> 00:12:57,000
No, no, no, no.
303
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No.
304
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He does not rule.
305
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Sometimes I rule.
306
00:13:00,003 --> 00:13:01,000
Now, get your ass out that door.
307
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We're going to the doctor.
308
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God, Dad.
309
00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:06,000
Now, I know why she divorced you.
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Jeremy.
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00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:13,000
Happy?
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He sits there alone.
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A pitiable object.
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Hey, hey.
315
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We got super dogs.
316
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We got macho nachos.
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We got popcorn.
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A small.
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We got beer.
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A large.
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Are we set or what?
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Ready to go?
323
00:13:51,003 --> 00:13:53,000
What?
324
00:13:53,003 --> 00:13:54,000
Come on.
325
00:13:54,003 --> 00:13:55,000
This game's a blowout.
326
00:13:55,003 --> 00:13:56,000
Man, it's 14 to 10.
327
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:57,000
You were really messed up.
328
00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:58,000
Eat something.
329
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:03,000
Jeremy loves nachos.
330
00:14:03,003 --> 00:14:05,000
Oh, give it a rest.
331
00:14:05,003 --> 00:14:08,000
I'm sorry, but it's not so
easy having a son who hates you.
332
00:14:08,003 --> 00:14:09,000
Yeah, well, look on the bright side.
333
00:14:09,003 --> 00:14:12,000
If he didn't hate you, I'd be
watching this game at home.
334
00:14:12,003 --> 00:14:14,000
It's very comforting.
335
00:14:14,003 --> 00:14:16,000
Yeah, you think you can manage
to piss him off through playoffs?
336
00:14:16,003 --> 00:14:19,000
Just a thought.
337
00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:23,000
It was so much
easier when he was little.
338
00:14:23,003 --> 00:14:24,000
You know what?
339
00:14:24,003 --> 00:14:27,000
I remember when he was three
years old, he'd do anything I said.
340
00:14:27,003 --> 00:14:29,088
You know, if I told
him to eat his carrots
341
00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:31,000
or quack like a
duck, he'd just do it.
342
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,000
No questions asked.
343
00:14:33,003 --> 00:14:34,000
Uh-huh.
344
00:14:34,003 --> 00:14:37,000
Now if I told him to quack like a
duck, he'd probably just... [screams]
345
00:14:37,003 --> 00:14:38,000
Just to spite me.
346
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,000
I'm sorry.
347
00:14:41,003 --> 00:14:42,000
I wasn't listening.
348
00:14:42,003 --> 00:14:44,000
Now, why do you want him to quack?
349
00:14:44,003 --> 00:14:48,000
I don't want him to... Look, I'm
just trying to do what's best for him.
350
00:14:48,003 --> 00:14:50,000
You know, I mean, what's wrong with that?
351
00:14:50,003 --> 00:14:52,000
Well, maybe you're being an asshole.
352
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,000
What?
353
00:14:54,003 --> 00:14:57,000
Look, I'm not saying, I'm just
saying from a fourteen-year-old's point of
354
00:14:57,003 --> 00:14:59,000
view, you're being a big asshole.
355
00:14:59,003 --> 00:15:00,000
A big dick.
356
00:15:00,003 --> 00:15:02,000
I liked it better when
you weren't listening.
357
00:15:02,003 --> 00:15:05,000
Look, I'm just saying maybe
you should just lighten up on him.
358
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:07,000
Why? Why should I?
359
00:15:07,003 --> 00:15:12,000
Well, would you rather have a
son who loves you with a tattoo or a son
360
00:15:12,003 --> 00:15:14,000
who hates you also with a tattoo?
361
00:15:14,003 --> 00:15:17,000
Yes! Yes!
362
00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,000
You know, he's right.
363
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Well, what do you think?
That's great, huh?
364
00:15:24,003 --> 00:15:25,835
When we spoke
last week, you said
365
00:15:25,847 --> 00:15:28,000
you weren't going to
get any more tattoos.
366
00:15:28,003 --> 00:15:32,000
I didn't. It's the same tattoo.
Just, um, I wasn't finished.
367
00:15:32,003 --> 00:15:34,000
What are you talking about?
368
00:15:34,003 --> 00:15:37,000
I mean, you can't have a skull
without roses. It doesn't make sense.
369
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:45,000
Oh my God! Oh my God, it's your father.
He's going to kill me.
370
00:15:45,003 --> 00:15:47,000
Don't worry, Mom. I'll back you up.
371
00:15:47,003 --> 00:15:50,000
I'm having a craving. Go get me a
cupcake. Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!
372
00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:50,000
Quick!
373
00:15:50,003 --> 00:15:51,000
Quick! Quick! Quick! Quick!
374
00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:55,000
Hi.
375
00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:56,000
Now is not a good time.
376
00:15:56,003 --> 00:15:58,613
No, I just wanted--
No, no, not now.
377
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,000
I'm nauseous. You
know, baby nauseous.
378
00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:04,000
Listen, just take one minute.
379
00:16:04,003 --> 00:16:12,000
June, I've been doing a lot of
thinking, you know, and I realize I've
380
00:16:12,003 --> 00:16:16,000
handled things very, very badly.
381
00:16:16,003 --> 00:16:19,000
Oh, well, you know,
everyone makes mistakes.
382
00:16:19,003 --> 00:16:22,000
But being a hard ass didn't accomplish
anything, you know. I mean, Jeremy
383
00:16:22,003 --> 00:16:27,000
hates me and I'm fighting with you
and I just think a lot of it's my fault.
384
00:16:27,003 --> 00:16:31,000
Oh, let's not get into the business
of assigning blame. I mean, you and I
385
00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,000
both had Jeremy's best interests in mind.
386
00:16:33,003 --> 00:16:40,000
I know, I know, but maybe I
can try not to be such a dick maniac.
387
00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:45,000
Good, good. Listen, the other day
you mentioned something about having
388
00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:46,000
the tattoo removed.
389
00:16:46,003 --> 00:16:49,000
Why? Why? Did Jeremy decide to do it?
390
00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:56,000
Oh, well, we're going to have a
little talk about that. I mean, just how
391
00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:58,000
difficult would that be?
392
00:16:58,003 --> 00:17:03,687
It sounded easy.
They can get rid of any
393
00:17:03,699 --> 00:17:09,000
tattoo. As long as
there's no red in it.
394
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:16,000
Baby kicked.
You know, I really must be getting to bed.
395
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,000
Hi.
396
00:17:17,003 --> 00:17:18,000
Did mom tell you about my--
397
00:17:18,003 --> 00:17:22,000
What are you doing with that?
And you know our rules about snacking. Just
398
00:17:22,003 --> 00:17:23,000
go put it away. Go on.
399
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:33,000
Hang on, hang on.
I brought a present for my number one son.
400
00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:41,000
What's this? What is this?
What the hell is this?
401
00:17:41,003 --> 00:17:42,000
It's my tattoo.
402
00:17:42,003 --> 00:17:47,000
That is not your tattoo. Your
tattoo is a skull. This is a skull in a
403
00:17:47,003 --> 00:17:50,000
flower shop. A red flower shop.
404
00:17:50,003 --> 00:17:51,000
It wasn't finished.
405
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,012
Oh, really? What's
next? Some red headed
406
00:17:53,024 --> 00:17:55,000
customers? Maybe a
big red delivery truck?
407
00:17:55,003 --> 00:17:57,000
All right, Martin,
let's not get excited.
408
00:17:57,003 --> 00:17:58,859
You deliberately
did this to piss
409
00:17:58,871 --> 00:18:01,000
me off. And you,
this is only your fault.
410
00:18:01,003 --> 00:18:04,000
I thought we weren't
going to assign Blaine.
411
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:07,000
That was back when I thought it
was my fault. You see what happens when
412
00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,000
you let him run wild?
Like some kind of savage?
413
00:18:10,003 --> 00:18:13,000
Well, you just put this down.
I mean, if you hadn't grounded him, then he
414
00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,000
wouldn't have felt the need to rebel.
415
00:18:15,003 --> 00:18:17,000
If we had grounded him,
he wouldn't have been able to.
416
00:18:17,003 --> 00:18:18,000
Yeah, well, if you had--
417
00:18:18,003 --> 00:18:23,000
Hey! You guys are so conceited.
Look, I didn't do this because of you.
418
00:18:23,003 --> 00:18:25,000
And I didn't do this because of you.
419
00:18:25,003 --> 00:18:30,000
I got a tattoo because I won a one, okay?
I got it for me. Okay? For me.
420
00:18:30,003 --> 00:18:37,000
And who the hell are you?
421
00:18:37,003 --> 00:18:41,000
Yeah. You're not the one who
makes the rules around here. We are.
422
00:18:41,003 --> 00:18:45,000
You guys are so bait. You got to
act like the worst kid in the world. So
423
00:18:45,003 --> 00:18:47,000
I got a tattoo. So what?
424
00:18:47,003 --> 00:18:51,000
You should feel lucky. I could be
stealing stuff. You're shooting up drugs.
425
00:18:51,003 --> 00:18:52,470
Yeah, and we could
be beating you with
426
00:18:52,482 --> 00:18:54,000
chains. So I guess
everybody's lucky, huh?
427
00:18:54,003 --> 00:18:57,000
Yeah, yeah. So just go to your
room while we figure out what we're going
428
00:18:57,003 --> 00:18:58,000
to do with you.
429
00:18:58,003 --> 00:19:02,000
Yeah. I'm 14.
You can't send me to my room.
430
00:19:02,003 --> 00:19:12,000
Fine. Fine. We'll go to your room.
431
00:19:12,003 --> 00:19:17,000
No. No, no way.
Not going to my room. I'll go to my room.
432
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:26,000
Jesus.
433
00:19:26,003 --> 00:19:29,000
You're telling me.
434
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Let me ask you something.
Do you like him?
435
00:19:34,003 --> 00:19:36,000
What do you mean?
436
00:19:36,003 --> 00:19:40,000
Well, I know you love him
and all, but do you like him?
437
00:19:40,003 --> 00:19:44,000
No. No, not right now I don't.
438
00:19:44,003 --> 00:19:49,000
Me neither. It's probably just a phase.
I mean, he'll grow out of it.
439
00:19:49,003 --> 00:19:53,000
What if he doesn't?
440
00:19:53,003 --> 00:19:54,000
What?
441
00:19:54,003 --> 00:19:56,000
What if he turns into...
442
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,000
Satan!
443
00:20:01,003 --> 00:20:02,000
Billy Lepkey.
444
00:20:02,003 --> 00:20:05,000
Oh, come on. Billy Lepkey was a prick.
445
00:20:05,003 --> 00:20:10,000
So? I mean, he wasn't born a prick.
You had to start sometime. I mean,
446
00:20:10,003 --> 00:20:13,000
maybe this is just who
Jeremy's going to be.
447
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:15,000
Oh, my God.
448
00:20:15,003 --> 00:20:19,436
I don't know. I
don't know. You know, I
449
00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:24,000
always hoped he'd
grow up to be me. Or you.
450
00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:27,000
Or at least not Billy Lepkey.
451
00:20:27,003 --> 00:20:33,000
No, no, no, no. I'm sure that
this is just a phase. I mean, he's most
452
00:20:33,003 --> 00:20:35,000
likely going through the Ericksonian stage.
453
00:20:35,003 --> 00:20:40,000
You know, where he's dealing
with identity versus diffusion. Really.
454
00:20:40,003 --> 00:20:42,000
Yeah.
455
00:20:42,003 --> 00:20:45,000
Yeah, yeah. That's probably it.
456
00:20:45,003 --> 00:20:51,000
So why doesn't he want us in his room?
457
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:57,000
Yeah. What's that all about?
458
00:20:57,003 --> 00:20:58,000
Johnny!
459
00:20:58,003 --> 00:20:59,000
Johnny!
460
00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:01,000
Be careful!
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