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What happened?

Well...

I was... I was hoping she'd do something for me for Mother's Day.

Nothing for you either?

You too?

No!

Oh my God, I was feeling bad about feeling bad because I was like,

Oh, I know I'm not a real mom, but...

You would think?

Is it rude to think?

Well, I mean, you gotta give the girls some slack.

They're 18, like, I get it.

I don't... I don't know, but I mean, I've been there for her her whole life.

Exactly.

And then, what do I get, nothing?

Nothing.

Nothing.

And I can't, like, I mean, we can't... we can't come down on them.

That's gonna look totally bitchy.

Yeah, what are you gonna say? Like, seriously?

Did you not think of me?

I mean, just kind of smile and go on.

That's the stepmom life, I guess.

I guess so, right?

But I... hopefully they'll grow out of it one day.

Yeah, maybe next year.

Something will happen.

I don't know.

We shall see.

But, you know, I can buy myself some champagne.

Exactly.

It's all good. Cheers to that.

Happy Mother's Day to us.

Happy Mother's Day to us.

Happy Stepmother's Day.

Have you guys worked out any, uh, college visits?

Not yet, have I heard of that?

She's looking at a few places, but hasn't really decided exactly what we should do.

What's that, Melinda?

Oh!

Well, hello, ladies.

Look who's here.

How was your day, Ben?

It's been wonderful.

Good, yeah.

Yeah?

So nice.

Were you guys out?

Yeah, we went to the mall.

Shopping.

Really?

Mm-hmm.

For yourself?

Was it busy?

It was.

Yeah, it was surprisingly busy.

Restaurants full?

Yeah.

Totally full.

That's super weird.

Yeah.

Think about it.

Probably brunch.

Like, women.

Yeah, we got a really good spot.

Family.

It's huge.

I wouldn't imagine that.

People were bringing a lot of flowers.

It was so beautiful.

Yeah.

Thank you.

Thank you.

I've seen flowers before.

It's been a while, though.

Yeah, a minute.

I mean, we can talk to our dads if you want to.

Yeah.

This is such a sweet girl.

Yeah, it is, isn't it?

Yeah, I love you.

So, you went shopping for yourselves?

Mm-hmm.

Did you get something nice, or?

We just got some things.

Some cute stuff.

Of course.

Really?

Of course.

And then we're thinking about going to, like, the carnival tonight.

Ooh, yes.

Yeah.

I want to ride the Ferris wheel.

I know.

That would be so much fun.

Yeah.

So, yeah, we're going to go get ready for that.

Wow.

Mm-hmm.

Well, have a wonderful time.

All right.

Enjoy.

Why do you guys have, like, champagne?

Oh.

Well, we were celebrating.

We're just, yeah.

Oh, celebrating.

I mean, you know.

I mean, it's a holiday.

It's a holiday.

We just thought we'd take a minute and catch up.

A holiday?

What?

What are you talking about?

Wow.

Is it Cinco de Mayo?

Oh.

Don't you guys adore it?

Wow.

Wow.

Huh.

Um, am I missing something?

Nothing.

Nothing come into mind?

Oh, it's Mother's Day.

Oh, my God.

That makes so much sense.

I totally forgot to get my mom a gift.

Ugh.

No.

I'm going to have to go get her some presents.

Ugh.

It's okay.

Me too.

And balloons.

We should do balloons.

Yeah.

Okay, that's why people go, hey, now.

That makes so much more sense.

Okay.

Okay, yeah.

Let's do that.

Well, thank you for letting us come.

Yeah, thanks for reminding us.

Anything.

Could have been a big mistake.

Anything for my baby.

Um.

Aw.

You know, we're going to grab something really quick, but.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Okay.

Have fun.

Of course.

What do you say?

Being a stepmom.

I mean, you just put on a smile and play supportive.

Supportive stepmom.

Oh, wow.

And you know, I mean, it could have been worse.

Yes.

She could have asked me to get her mom flowers.

Oh, dear God.

Can you imagine?

Sounds hard for the course.

Awful.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hey.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

We got you some gifts.

For you guys.

This is what we got at the mall.

Wait.

Wait.

Did you just say you got gifts for girls?

Mm-hmm.

Why?

Oh sweetie!

Oh my goodness!

It's a beautiful color!

Try this on!

Really?

Yeah, right now!

Here, I'll help you up for you.

Oh no!

You really picked that out just for me?

Yeah!

Oh my goodness!

I'm just gonna do this right here.

Okay!

That looks so good!

That's so springtime!

Can you believe two 19 year old girls

were able to pick out

beautiful lingerie like that?

I can believe it!

That's not a skill I taught you!

These two girls, I believe it!

We get our taste from our stepmoms!

Oh, look at that!

Right?

Wow!

It's so cute!

It looks so good!

Wow!

Wow!

It's actually comfortable!

Oh my goodness!

It's nice!

I love it!

I love you!

Nicely done, my dear!

Thank you!

Gorgeous!

Right?

You did so well!

I love it!

Really, sweetie!

That was so thoughtful!

Thank you!

What?

What?

Are you uncomfortable?

No, I just...

I didn't know that...

And I didn't know

this was happening.

What?

You're so terrible!

You're so terrible!

Oh my God!

Thank you!

Thank you!

I can't wait to take it off of you!

Yeah!

Let's have the fun lingerie!

Yeah!

Oh my gosh!

Look at my mommy's breasts!

Oh my God!

They're so big!

Wow!

Such a good girl!

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Oh, my baby is delicious!

Beautiful!

I'm so hot watching you!

Yes, I know!

Oh, my God!

Good girl!

Look at your mommy's arms!

Oh, my God!

It's pink!

My arms are pink, too!

Oh, you're a horny little maze.

That's the last one.

No.

I used to love you.

I used to love you.

You're so sweet.

I've never seen you guys that close.

You're so sweet.

Oh, that's so nice of you.

I've never seen you guys that close.

You two are so much for each other.

We've known each other this whole time.

I know.

Ever since we've met each other.

Yes.

This is so impressive.

Oh, God.

Look at our mommy's play.

You are so hot.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

You're so hot.

Oh, my gosh.

You're so hot.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh.

I can't believe this is happening!

I'm so happy this couch is ours!

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

You've got a chair!

This is awesome!

Thank you.

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

I guess you're mom.

Uh oh, oh my god.

Let's get it open.

Oh my gosh.

Look at this table.

Oh, I know.

What?

Oh, Jesus.

Oh my god, I'm scared.

Can you please do something for her?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, so good.

Oh my god, yeah.

Look at you, little girl.

Let's pass.

Oh my god, Jesus.

Oh, this is great.

Oh, Gina, this is amazing.

All right, shake them.

Oh, you taught her so well.

Oh my god.

Oh, you taught her a thing or two.

Make sure she's got a proper education.

Oh, holy crap.

Oh my god.

Oh, that's so sweet.

Oh, that's so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Get her, baby.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh god.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes.

Now you, young lady.

Let's get these right off.

Oh, there we go.

You're a lucky one, aren't you?

This is so good.

Oh, man, they're scary.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

That's so good.

That's so good.

Oh my god.

Yeah, yeah, come to my mommy.

Yeah, I'm gonna come to your mommy.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, yes.

Oh my god.

Yummy.

That is so good.

I'm gonna eat your face.

That is so good.

That is so good.

That is so good.

That is so good.

That is so good.

Oh my god.

That is so good.

That is so good.

That is so good.

It's like, yeah.

Yeah.

It's a lot of hard work, isn't it?

Look at her go.

Yeah.

Like mother, like daughter.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

She's a mommy's girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Can you hear mommy?

Very good. Very good.

Very good.

Very good.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Very good.

Very good.

Yes.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Wow.

Oh my God.

Someone's been slobbering.

These girls can get messy.

It looks like snow.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Let me show you what I got.

Mmm. Mmm.

Anywhere and everywhere.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Mmmm.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh my god!

Yes!

Yes, yes!

Oh my god!

Yes, yes!

I love it!

Yes, yes!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Yes, yes!

Yes, yes!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Yes!

Yes, yes, yes!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Yes, yes!

Yes, please!

Yes, hello!

Oh, look how she loves me!

Hi!

Oh, hi!

Oh, he's training him.

Oh, the way you give a hug!

Is that real?

Uh-huh.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my god!

Yes!

Oh my god!

Yes!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my god!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh my god!

Yes!

That's it, that's it!

Yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Yes!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

It's hard to do that while the mommy's in the back.

Oh my goodness.

Yeah, I didn't want to do that.

Yeah.

I'll come with this.

No way.

Oh, yeah.

Whatever.

No, this might cut me out.

Yeah, I don't think so.

This one under?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Sorry...

I'm so confused.

Oh my god.

Well, thank you.

Excuse me, I need a little bit more help.

Can I hold this for you?

I don't feel so good.

I have no idea.

No, I don't.

Because I got all the water.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

She's so aggressive.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Your daughter's little butts?

Yeah.

Wow.

I don't know where that came from.

Uh-huh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

I love you.

Oh, my God.

It's a baby.

It's a baby.

It's a baby.

It's a baby.

Hi, everyone.

Hi, everyone.

I'm really excited for this.

I'm really excited for this.

I feel like a baby.

I feel like a baby.

Good job.

Good job.

Good job.

Oh, yes, you are.

Yes, you are.

Such a good girl.

Such a good girl.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I'm glad you guys have forgotten us.

I haven't forgotten about you.

We will never forget you.

Wait, what's the matter?

So, I think my dad is coming here to surprise you with brunch.

What? Now?

Yeah, right now.

But we already ate.

Let's send him away.

Alright, we gotta go.

Happy Mother's Day.

Happy Mother's Day.

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