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(violin music playing)
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JOE:
This is it--
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the moment of truth.
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You've trained hard.
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You're in great shape.
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You're ready.
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Jab!
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Jab!
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Right cross!
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You're tough.
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You're strong.
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You're better than he is.
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And he is going to pay--
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pay for all he's done to you.
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Kill.
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Kill!
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Kill!
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(bell dings, crowd shouting)
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Oh, God,
how did I get into this?
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You mind if I have
some of your fries?
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Yes, I do.
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You going to eat that pickle?
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Yes, I am.
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This is nice...
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us having lunch together.
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When can we do it again?
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Well, let's see...
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is never good for you?
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Brian, you're so funny.
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Can I have a swig of your drink?
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That pickle's coming up.
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Hey, Brian, you'll
never guess
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what I did today
down at the gym.
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You finally
got up the nerve
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to undress in front
of the other boys?
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Uh... no, I still prefer to wait
till the coast is clear.
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Uh, but I
did sign up
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for a boxing
tournament
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and guess who
I'm fighting?
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Remember that guy Mac O'Malley
Oh!
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who tormented me
throughout the fourth grade?
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Oh, yeah. Yeah.
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Wasn't he the guy that stuffed
you into the gym locker
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and then poured water
from the toilet on you
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through the air vent?
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No, that was you.
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Oh, yeah. Right.
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Right, right.
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Toilet water--
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that was my trademark.
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Look, you
still weren't
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as bad as O'Malley.
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That guy made my life
a living hell
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and now it is payback time.
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What I wouldn't give
to get back at the person
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who tormented me
through all my school years.
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Then again, could I really belt
my own mother?
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Hey, wasn't Mac the guy
who gave you that nickname?
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Don't say it.
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Oh, come on,
come on, what is it?
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Don't say it.
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Why not?
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Nicknames are a sign
that people like you.
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When I was growing up,
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my friends gave me
lots of them:
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Uh, the mooch...
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the maggot...
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the peeper.
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I swear...
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you know, when
you're young,
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you think those days
will last forever.
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Oh, hey, Casey,
remember Mac O'Malley?
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What did he say about me?
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He's lying! I was never
in the back of that car.
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That never happened!
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Both times.
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I remember, I remember he gave
you a nickname, too, didn't he?
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Don't say it.
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Easy, Casey.
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I told you not to say it!
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Oh, hey, Helen,
guess whose name I drew
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in the boxing
tournament?
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Mac O'Malley.
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I remember him.
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Didn't he give you
that nickname...?
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Don't say it.
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Didn't he give you
that nickname...?
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Don't say it.
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Oh, please, Casey.
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I wouldn't
embarrass you.
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I remember the
nickname he gave me:
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Easy Casey's fat sister.
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When's the big fight?
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Saturday night--
don't miss it.
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It should be a good one.
Helen, I can't believe
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you're not trying to stop this.
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I mean, I can't even bear
the thought of boxing.
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It's so barbaric.
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I think it's
kind of hot.
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Two big, strong,
half-naked guys
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strutting their stuff
around the ring.
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You think it's kind
of sexy, don't you?
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Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No sex until
after the fight.
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Got to keep your edge.
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No sex at all?
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That's right.
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That means no
shadowboxing either.
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So, Hackett,
I hear you're going
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to be strapping
on the gloves
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for a little fisticuffs
this weekend.
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You got that
right, Roy.
So how you feeling?
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You think
he's got a chance?
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I may want to make
a little wager.
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Oh, I can't believe this.
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You mean people
can actually bet on this?
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Wake up, sugarplum.
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People bet on everything
on this island.
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Like, for instance,
every Christmas Scarpacci
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doesn't hang himself,
I lose dough.
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Okay, Roy, put me down
for 20 bucks on Joe.
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You are going to whip
this guy, aren't you?
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Oh, you know it.
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Make it ten.
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Okay, step and jab.
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Step and jab.
Step and jab.
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I got six
underneath.
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Come after me, now.
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Lead with the left.
Lead with the left.
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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See? See that?
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Man, you left
yourself wide open.
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You do that Saturday,
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you're going to be
kissing canvas, pally.
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Well, we'll just
have to make sure
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there's not a desk
in the ring, now, won't we?
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All right, Joey.
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I've taken you as far
as I can physically,
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but... I don't know if
you're ready... here--
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in the head...
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where it counts.
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See, I don't know
if you're ready
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to kill this guy.
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Aah! Okay!
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Getting ready...
getting ready...
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readier... readier!
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Ready! Ready!
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That's what
I thought.
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Yeah, but just remember
to keep those hands up.
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'Cause you're a sucker
for a left.
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Hey, Joe.
Hey.
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All right, Brian,
how we doing?
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Doing great, doing great.
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Working hard,
getting into shape.
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Yeah, but how
we doing here...
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in the head...
where it counts?
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That's just what
we're trying to find out.
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Stop poking me.
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I'm really getting
a headache.
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Listen. I just spoke to a guy
down at the gym.
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That guy O'Malley,
that you were supposed to fight?
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He just dropped out.
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Aw. Well, he must
have gone yellow
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when he found out
how hard I've been training.
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No, not exactly.
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When he heard
you were his opponent,
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he laughed so hard
he threw his back out.
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Oh, great.
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Well, now who am I supposed
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to unleash these
fists of fury on?
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Oh, don't worry.
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They found you a replacement.
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Ha! I pity the fool.
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Who is it?
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It's him.
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Me?!
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Brian's
the fool?
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Well, that's impossible
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'cause you didn't sign up
for the tournament.
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Well, actually, I did,
as an alternate, you know,
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in case somebody got sick
or chickened out--
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you know, like you.
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Great. Now who am I going to bet
on in this cream puff derby--
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cream or puff?
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Well, that's that.
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It would be crazy
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to see you two
in the ring.
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Ridiculous.
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Yeah, it's nuts.
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I'll just have
to call the gym and cancel it.
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Yeah, man, if I were you,
I'd bail, too.
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Excuse me?
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Well, I mean,
you and me in a fight?
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It's no contest.
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Yeah, you got
that right.
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When we were kids,
I kicked the snot
out of you.
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Yes, that's
when we were kids,
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but we're adults now,
and I've been training you.
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I know all your weaknesses--
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a left, a right,
a desk, a finger.
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So, what are
you saying, Brian?
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You think you
can take me?
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I'm willing to find out.
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Okay, that's enough, guys.
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Joe, you're not going
to fight your own brother.
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I think you better
listen to wifey here.
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She's just trying
to protect you.
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Your call, puff.
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May the best man win.
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Oh, brother, this
ought to be good.
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You two bruisers in the ring.
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Oh, I can see the headline now:
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"The Thrilla in Vanilla."
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Faster.
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Come on, faster.
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You're jumping like
a little girlie-girl.
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Now... wait.
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The little girlie-girl
needs to take a break.
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Oh, okay, fine.
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You get your beauty rest.
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Mmm. What's that smell?
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Could that be
the scent of a loser?
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So, Hackett,
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is this the best
you could do
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for a trainer?
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He's lucky to have me.
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No one brings out the
killer instinct like I do.
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My mere existence drove
my parents to blows.
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He's a madman.
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Never stops pushing.
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(with Italian accent):
"Hey, Brian, train harder.
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"Brian,
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you're such a weenie."
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This morning he woke me up
at 4:00 a.m.
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to jog 20 miles
alongside his cab.
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It's paying off,
isn't it?
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Yeah, for you.
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You kept the meter running.
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What are you doing?
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I didn't work this hard
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to watch you throw it away
on junk food.
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Don't make me hurt you.
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You see?
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It's a natural talent.
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Hey, where you going?
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Where you going?
Where you going?
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Excuse me,
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but this little girlie-girl
has to go make a pee-pee!
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Listen.
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Hackett, come here.
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Now listen...
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I'd hate to see that
pretty face of yours
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get all messed up.
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Now, I know a way
out of this
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where nobody gets hurt...
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and we all come out ahead.
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You know what I mean?
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Wait. What are you saying
to me, Roy?
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You want me to take a dive?
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Oh, Hackett, please.
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"Dive" is such an
ugly way to put it.
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I want you to roll over
like a ten-dollar hooker.
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Roy, that's...
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that's too low
even for you.
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What goons put you
up to this?
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Nantucket Hair and Nails.
267
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,220
(gasps)
268
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:40,220
I might have known--
Cynthia and Shirley.
269
00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:43,730
They destroy everything good
on this island.
270
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,230
Okay. All right.
271
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:51,230
Okay, Helen.
272
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,230
I made it.
273
00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:54,240
That's it, I'm done.
274
00:10:54,240 --> 00:10:55,740
Well, I'm not.
Take another lap.
275
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:57,240
I still want to finish reading,
276
00:10:57,240 --> 00:11:00,240
"Ten Kitchen Utensils to Help
Spice Up Your Love Life."
277
00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:02,750
Speaking of which...
278
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,250
Now, you know the rules--
279
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,250
no sex until after the fight.
280
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,750
You know, you got
a real mean streak.
281
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,750
You call yourself
a trainer.
282
00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,760
Sure, I work
Brian pretty hard.
283
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,260
You never see me
withholding sex.
284
00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,770
That didn't
come out right.
285
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:27,270
(groans)
286
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,270
Hey. Brian,
looking good.
287
00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:30,270
Feeling good.
288
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,770
Have you
had lunch yet?
289
00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:33,280
Don't answer.
Don't answer.
290
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:35,280
He's trying to get
in your head.
291
00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:36,780
Hey. Hey, look...
292
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:39,280
he doesn't need any cheap
psych-out tricks
293
00:11:39,280 --> 00:11:40,280
to get an edge.
294
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,780
He's got desire.
295
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:43,790
Yes, I do.
296
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,790
You know, he's
going to win
297
00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,290
because he's better coached,
298
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,290
he's better conditioned
and he's got better moves.
299
00:11:50,290 --> 00:11:52,290
Don't listen to her;
don't let her in;
300
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:54,800
don't let him in;
don't let her in.
301
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:56,300
Don't you worry
about me.
302
00:11:56,300 --> 00:11:58,800
Nothing's getting
in here.
303
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,300
You'll have to
excuse my boy.
304
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,800
He's had a rough day.
305
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:04,310
He almost killed a guy
in the ring this morning.
306
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,810
Oh, yeah? What'd the guy do,
307
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:09,310
see him in his trunks
and die laughing?
308
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:12,310
You watch it, lady.
309
00:12:12,310 --> 00:12:14,320
Who you calling a lady?
310
00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:15,820
Okay, hey,
hey, hey, hey.
311
00:12:15,820 --> 00:12:18,820
Look, now, nobody's
calling anybody a lady.
312
00:12:18,820 --> 00:12:20,820
You guys are taking this
way too seriously.
313
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:23,330
We just want to have
some fun, that's all.
314
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:25,330
That's right, just a little
friendly competition.
315
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,830
That's all.
316
00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:28,830
Your boy's going down.
317
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,330
Oh, yeah, well, you
better watch yourself.
318
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:31,830
ANTONIO:
You watch yourself.
319
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:34,340
So, sluggo, you ready
for tomorrow night?
320
00:12:34,340 --> 00:12:35,840
Don't I look ready, huh?
321
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,340
Oh!
Oh!
322
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,340
Well, physically, yeah,
but who knows
323
00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:41,840
if you're ready here in
the head, where it counts!
324
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:43,350
Hey, knock it off, man.
325
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:45,850
How'd you like it
if somebody did that to you?
326
00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:50,350
Oh, no.
327
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,350
What?
328
00:12:52,350 --> 00:12:54,360
The I.R.S. never received
329
00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,360
Sandpiper's quarterly
corporate tax,
330
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,860
and, uh, now
they're hitting us
331
00:12:57,860 --> 00:12:58,860
with a big penalty.
332
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,860
Brian, why didn't
you send this in?
333
00:13:01,860 --> 00:13:03,370
Me? Was I supposed to?
334
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:05,370
Yes, you were supposed to.
335
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:08,370
I'm sorry. I don't remember
you asking me to do it.
336
00:13:08,370 --> 00:13:09,870
That's 'cause
you don't listen.
337
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:12,380
Look, when you screw up
your own life, fine,
that's your business.
338
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,380
But when you screw up
with Sandpiper,
339
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,880
that's my business,
and I'm sick of it.
Okay, okay,
340
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:17,880
okay, okay.
I'm sorry, all right?
341
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:19,380
I don't know what else to say.
342
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,880
I forgot.
Oh, well, great,
343
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:22,390
that's what I'll
tell the I.R.S.
344
00:13:22,380 --> 00:13:23,390
You forgot.
345
00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:24,390
Hello.
346
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,890
Fay's back.
347
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,890
With fish!
348
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,890
It just don't get
more inviting than that.
349
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,900
Uh, listen, Fay, uh...
350
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,900
I'm sorry to spring this
on you on your day off,
351
00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:38,400
but Brian screwed up
our tax payment,
352
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:39,900
and you're going to have to get
on the phone right away
353
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:40,900
and straighten it out.
354
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:42,410
Oh, that. No, no, no, no.
355
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:44,410
That wasn't Brian's fault;
that was mine,
356
00:13:44,410 --> 00:13:46,410
but don't worry, I straightened
it all out with the I.R.S.
357
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:49,910
And now if you'll excuse me,
this is still my day off
358
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:52,420
and I intend to enjoy it
to the hilt.
359
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:56,420
I've got 30 pounds
of flounder to gut.
360
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,930
Okay, Brian, I'm sorry.
361
00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:04,930
Oh.
362
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,430
That's it?
363
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,930
That's all I get, huh?
364
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,430
Uh, yeah.
365
00:14:09,430 --> 00:14:11,430
I mean, I said I'm sorry.
366
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,440
What do you want,
a certificate?
367
00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:16,440
No, but I think I deserve
a better apology than that
368
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,940
for you reaming me up and down.
369
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,940
Well, I mean, hey, can
you really blame me?
370
00:14:19,940 --> 00:14:21,440
I mean, look at
your track record.
371
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:22,950
You screw up all the time.
372
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,950
You know what?
I don't screw up
373
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,950
nearly as much
as you make me think I do.
374
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:28,450
Okay?
Oh, I don't know
about that.
375
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,950
Man, you got me so brainwashed
that I believe I screwed this up
376
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:31,950
and that really
ticks me off.
Hey, hey, hey.
377
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,960
First of all, keep
your hands off me,
378
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,460
and if you want to
talk about ticked off,
379
00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,960
let's talk about all the
years that I bailed you out,
380
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,460
one thing after another.
Oh, here we go.
That's right.
381
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,960
No, no, and you never
let me forget it, do you?
382
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,970
You're so used to
saying it, that you say it
even when it's not true.
383
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:44,970
You know that?
Let's wait five minutes,
and it will be true.
384
00:14:44,970 --> 00:14:46,970
Hey, man, don't do
that to me.
Hey! What are you
shoving me for?
385
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,970
Hey, do you want
to start...
You want to settle
this right now?
386
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,470
I'll do it right now.
Joe. Brian. Brian!
387
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:53,480
I would like to wipe that
smirk right off your face.
No...
388
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:55,480
Listen, pal, you're going to get
your chance tomorrow, huh?
389
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,980
You'll get your chance
to hit me. One chance.
390
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,480
No, no, there's going to be
two hits tomorrow night--
391
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,480
me hitting you and
you hitting the floor.
No, Joe...
392
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,990
Yeah, save your strength, pal--
you're gonna need it to get up.
393
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,490
What just happened?
394
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,490
What happened
to the friendly competition?
395
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,490
It just got unfriendly.
396
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,500
ANTONIO:
Okay, okay, this is it--
397
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,500
the moment
we've worked so hard for.
398
00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,510
All my blood,
all my sweat, all my tears...
399
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:27,510
What the hell are
you talking about?
400
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:31,010
All you did was drive
the cab and annoy me.
Yes.
401
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:35,020
Yes, but I annoyed you
into a fighting machine.
402
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:38,020
There's only one thing
still worries me--
403
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:42,020
are you ready here,
in the head, where it counts?
404
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:45,030
Okay, you're ready.
You're ready.
405
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,530
So...
how do you like it?
406
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,530
You haven't said
anything.
407
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:51,530
Well, I don't know
what to tell you.
408
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,040
I don't really get it.
409
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:57,540
"Sugar Ray Sheraton"?
410
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,040
I don't know whether
to knock Joe out
411
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,540
or bring him
room service.
412
00:16:01,540 --> 00:16:04,550
It's the best I could do.
413
00:16:04,550 --> 00:16:06,550
My first choice
was "Kid Holiday Inn."
414
00:16:06,550 --> 00:16:08,550
But...
415
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:12,050
they caught me digging
through the laundry basket.
416
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,560
Hackett.
417
00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:17,060
Hackett,
h-how you doing?
418
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,060
Are you up
for this? Huh?
419
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,560
You have no idea.
420
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,060
Good, good,
good, good, good,
421
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,570
because I bet the farm on you.
422
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:24,570
Now, not to put any pressure
on you, Hackett,
423
00:16:24,570 --> 00:16:28,570
but if you lose,
Mom goes off a few machines.
424
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,080
I'm surprised you showed up.
425
00:16:36,080 --> 00:16:37,080
What's the matter?
426
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,580
You thought I'd screw up
again and forget, huh?
427
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,580
No, I didn't think
you had the guts.
Oh, yeah?
428
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:44,090
We'll see in a few
minutes who's got what.
429
00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,590
Why wait till we get
in the ring? I'll take
you out right now.
430
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:47,090
Let's go, man.
Let's go right now.
431
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,090
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Now, come on.
432
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,090
Save it
for the opening bell.
433
00:16:50,090 --> 00:16:51,590
All right,
all right.
434
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,100
See you in the
ring... Cindy.
435
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:54,600
Oh, that... that was
436
00:16:55,100 --> 00:16:56,100
his nickname?
437
00:16:56,100 --> 00:16:57,100
Cindy?
438
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,600
I told you never to say that.
439
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,600
It must have
slipped out.
440
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,610
Hey.
441
00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:08,610
Hey, Helen, oh,
finally you made it.
442
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,610
I thought you'd
miss the slaughter.
443
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,610
Slaugh...? Do you hear
yourself, Joe?
444
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,620
Don't go through
with this.
445
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,120
Look, it's way too
late for that.
446
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,620
This has been a
long time coming.
447
00:17:17,620 --> 00:17:18,620
Joe, this is not
boxing anymore.
448
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,620
This is revenge.
449
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,120
Yeah, you're damn right.
450
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,630
If you go into that ring,
451
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:25,130
you're going to ruin
your relationship
with Brian forever.
452
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:26,130
What relationship?
453
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,630
Will the fighters for the next
bout please enter the ring.
454
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,630
Please, Joe.
455
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,640
Now, listen to me,
Joe... Joe...
456
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,140
(bell dings)
457
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,140
Will the fighters come
to the center of the ring?
458
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:42,650
Okay, stare him down.
459
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:44,650
Don't blink.
Look right through him.
460
00:17:44,650 --> 00:17:46,150
Shut up.
Yes, sir.
461
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:48,650
All right, you boys,
you know the rules.
462
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,650
Let's have a good, clean fight.
463
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,150
Obey my commands at all times.
464
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,160
Are you done?
465
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,660
Okay, trash talk.
466
00:17:57,660 --> 00:17:59,660
You...
467
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,660
(muffled shouting)
are one ugly...
468
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,170
Huh? What?
469
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:04,170
Spit.
470
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,170
Now trash talk.
471
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,170
You are one ugly
472
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,170
little fella.
473
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,670
Oh, yeah?
Well, you...
474
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:14,180
you're a...
you're a big idiot.
475
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:17,180
That's the worst trash talk
I ever heard.
476
00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,680
Now, go to your corners
and come out fighting!
477
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,190
Joe, Joe...
478
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,190
Brian, Brian...
479
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,690
you guys listen to me.
480
00:18:27,690 --> 00:18:28,690
You're more than just brothers.
481
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,690
You guys are best friends.
482
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,200
I mean, think of everything that
you've meant to each other.
483
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,200
Please don't do this.
484
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,700
Hey! Get her
out of here.
485
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:38,700
Okay. I'm leaving.
486
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,700
That's it.
487
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:42,700
Wimpy women trainers.
488
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:46,210
Just be thankful you got
a real man in your corner.
489
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:49,210
Oh! Kind of a cramp.
490
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,220
(bell dings)
491
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:55,220
(crowd shouting)
492
00:19:02,720 --> 00:19:06,230
HELEN:
Think about all you've meant
to each other.
493
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:11,730
YOUNG BRIAN:
Hey, Joey, I did it.
494
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,240
Thanks for teaching me
how to ride a two-wheeler.
495
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,740
Maybe tomorrow, uh,
you could teach me how to stop?
496
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:23,750
HELEN:
You're not just brothers.
497
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:26,250
You're best friends!
498
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,250
Don't cry, Brian.
499
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,750
You don't have to worry
500
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:32,250
about those monsters
in your closet anymore.
501
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:35,760
Not after me and "cappy"
took care of 'em.
502
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,770
YOUNG BRIAN:
Joe! Wait till you see
503
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:46,270
what I found under Dad's bed!
504
00:19:47,770 --> 00:19:49,270
Ay-yi-yi!
505
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:57,780
Here, Bri.
506
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,780
I want you to have my old glove.
507
00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:02,280
But you got to promise me
you'll oil it,
508
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,790
and keep it in a dry place,
509
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,290
where the temperature
never drops
510
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:07,790
below 40 degrees Fahrenheit.
511
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:13,300
Oh, really?
512
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,800
You want me to be your best man?
513
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:18,300
Well, what can I say, Joey?
514
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,800
Uh... I'd be honored.
515
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:25,310
JOE:
To Sandpiper.
516
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,810
Making you my partner
was the best move I ever made.
517
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,820
Oh, for God's sake,
somebody hit somebody!
518
00:20:40,820 --> 00:20:42,820
(crowd jeering)
519
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:52,840
I love you, man!
520
00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,340
I love you, too!
521
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,840
What are you
wimps doing?!
522
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,850
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