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Well, I'm off.
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It took me eight years
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but I finally got
a paid vacation out of Joe.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going on a traveling
murder mystery weekend.
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I've heard of those-- that's
where you go on a train trip
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and then somebody pretends
to get killed
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and you have to figure out
who the murderer is.
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Cochran, are you sure
you want to be cooped up
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with a bunch of people
in a train for that long?
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Of course not.
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I would never do anything
that cheesy.
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This one's on a bus.
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No, I think
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it's going to be very exciting.
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At any moment,
the person next to you
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can clutch his chest
and keel over.
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Just make sure he doesn't clutch
your chest and keel over.
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I think
you're both jealous.
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I'm going to have
the time of my life.
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This is
a first-class operation
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with a very
sophisticated clientele.
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(horn honking "Funeral March")
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Oh, that's my bus.
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Well, uh, thank you very much
for coming in, Mr., uh...
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Doe.
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So, when do I start?
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Well, uh, as we explained,
it's just a temp job.
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We have your resume,
so, uh, we'll call you.
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That sounds
like a kiss-off.
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No, no, no.
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We really will call you.
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Yeah, yeah, right.
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Well, what did
you think?
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Well, uh, he was
the best one yet.
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Yeah.
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One thing that kind of
bothered me about his resume.
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No, I'm okay with the
overturned homicide conviction.
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I just kind of wish
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that it hadn't been
his last boss.
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All right, look, listen,
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he'd only be working
for us for a few days.
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It's not like
we're replacing Fay.
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(knock on glass)
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Hi. I'm Shannon Carson.
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I'm here about the job.
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Oh, well, now, we just
have to replace Fay.
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Taxi?
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Uh, taxi anyone?
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Yo. Cab.
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Hey, buddy,
you got a buck?
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Damn shuttle's
killing my business.
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What does it have
that my cab doesn't?
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Heat...
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seat belts...
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brakes...
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I hear it seldom catches fire.
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Sure.
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Everybody wants heat,
but nobody wants fire.
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Ah...
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who am I kidding?
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Thanks to that damn shuttle,
I'm going broke.
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I need a second job.
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Well, I can't promise anything,
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but there might be an opening
down at the department store.
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I could put in a word
with my boss, Mr. Berkeley.
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Really?
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You think you could swing it?
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I mean, that would be so great.
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Well, now,
it's only minimum wage.
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Minimum wage.
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Wow.
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Finally have a little mad money.
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Thanks very much
for coming in, Shannon.
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Let me just
ask you something.
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If we were to hire you,
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uh, would you be available
to start tomorrow?
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Oh, yes.
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Great. Okay,
we'll let you know.
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Thanks.
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(sighs)
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Well, that's it.
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It's either Shannon
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or the man formerly known
as inmate number 72144.
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I think it's
a no-brainer.
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Absolutely.
We go with the convict.
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Yeah, right.
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Hey, Joey, I'm serious.
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I cannot spend three days
behind the counter with Shannon.
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See, I know me.
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I'll never get any work done.
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I'll be so distracted.
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Every time she walks by, I'll be
undressing her with my hands.
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Just hold up
for one minute.
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You look me in
the eye and tell me
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that you cannot keep your
hormones under control
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for three days.
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You're right-- we go
with the convict.
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Who's going with a convict?
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Casey?
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Well, maybe she can
hang on to this one.
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No, it's the guy who we're going
to hire to replace Fay
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because Glandzilla
over here
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thinks it would
be too distracting
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to hire an attractive,
qualified woman
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who applied for the job.
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Wait a minute.
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You mean to tell me that
you're not going to hire her
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because she's attractive?
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The poor woman--
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she's trying to make a living
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and you won't let her because
you can't see past her looks.
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You know what?
That is just wrong.
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Joe, I forgot to give
you my references.
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Oh, you know what?
It won't be necessary.
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You're hired.
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Great. Thank you.
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Then I'll see you tomorrow.
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JOE:
Bye-bye, Shannon.
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Shannon?
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You didn't tell me she was a...
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Shannon.
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Excuse me, Brian.
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Could you come and help me
with something, please?
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Okay.
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Do I file
the passenger manifests
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by flight number or by date?
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By date.
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Thanks. Oh, wait,
wait, wait.
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Oh, there's more.
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Yeah, I'm a little confused
about your computer system.
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Mm-hmm.
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I type in a reservation,
hit Enter.
Yeah?
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The screen goes blank.
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Could you show me
what I'm doing wrong?
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Yeah, it's really
quite simple.
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Um... before you
hit Enter...
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you have to press,
uh, Escape, F3.
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Oh, F3, then Enter.
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Thanks.
Sure, sure.
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(clattering)
(cries out)
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Here, let me get that.
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Oh, God, no!
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What?
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I got it.
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So, uh...
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will there be
anything else?
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No, that was
pretty much it.
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Um, thanks for your help.
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Uh-huh.
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If you need me,
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I'll be in Helen's freezer.
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(knocking on door)
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Joe, where would
you like me to file
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these F.A.A. reports?
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Right there--
top drawer on the left.
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It's stuck.
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No, it's not stuck.
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It just needs a little
bit of, uh... muscle.
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Well, it's stuck.
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Here, let me try again.
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(yells)
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Ouch!
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I'm so sorry.
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It's no problem.
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It's my fault.
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W-W-Wait a minute.
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Wait, uh...
Wait a minute, um...
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I... this is crazy.
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I-I'm married.
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I can't do this.
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Right. Right.
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You want me to
finish filing?
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No.
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Joe! Joe!
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(gasping)
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What happened?
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I don't know. I guess you had
one of your dreams
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about falling off the bed.
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Oh, Casey...
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Casey, I can't
thank you enough
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for getting me a job
at your store.
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I'm going to be the
best stock boy that
store has ever had.
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Of course, they tell me
I'll be the oldest, too,
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but, uh...
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Hey, I'm down with the kids.
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Come on, let's get to work.
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Oh, would you relax?
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What's the rush?
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Well, it's my first day.
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Mr. Berkeley, you know,
he said specifically
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that the stock boys have
to be there 9:00 a.m. sharp.
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Mr. Berkeley, Mr. Berkeley.
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Let me tell you
about our employee philosophy
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we have down at Henley's.
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Screw it!
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You know,
as a matter of fact,
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we don't even have
to be there until 10:00
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because my friend, Peggy,
in gift wrap,
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she punches us all in.
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Oh, well... "screw it"
is a fine philosophy, but...
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it's my first day.
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I'd like to make
a good impression,
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so I thought I'd, you know...
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show up.
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Good morning, Brian.
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(grunts)
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Ow. Uh...
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my hair is caught on a button.
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Uh-huh.
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Could you help me, please?
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I hate when this happens.
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This is the problem
with having long hair.
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You know, one time I got
it caught in a necklace.
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I had to cut
a whole bunch off.
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It took, like, six
months to grow back.
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How's it going?
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(choking):
Done.
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Thank you.
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Freezer.
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I do not know what
is wrong with me.
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I'm all thumbs lately.
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There's your muffin.
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Let me ask you
something.
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When you were married to Stuart,
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did you ever have a dream
about him and another woman?
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No... but he had dreams
about me and another woman.
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So why do you ask?
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Sounds silly to even say this,
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but last night I dreamed
that Joe was kissing
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his new temp.
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That convict I saw in here
the other day?
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No.
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No, they hired a woman.
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Big deal, they hired a woman.
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So you do think
I'm overreacting?
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Yes. There is no woman
in the world
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that could come
between you and Joe,
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you know, unless, of course,
she looked like that.
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Oh, yeah. Also,
call the fuel guy
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and tell him he's got
to make his delivery
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by 10:00 tomorrow morning.
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All right, break it up!
It's over, baby!
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My... ten-minute break
is over, baby.
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Just thought you might like
to know that.
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Helen, is everything all right?
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Yes. Yes, it's fine.
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Please, please, as you were.
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I think I'll go pick up
those office supplies now.
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Okay, okay.
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Just take your time.
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Fay always does.
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All right.
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Well, um...
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guess I'll just... go back
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because my break's over
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and... there's no use
in hanging around here
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because, well, you know,
my break is over.
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Helen, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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You have been
acting really weird
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the last couple of days.
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Me? Weird?
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(blows raspberry)
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Well, you might say that,
but I've been picking up
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a really weird vibe
ever since Shannon got here.
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She's not making you
uncomfortable, is she?
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Me? Uncomfortable?
268
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:36,780
(blows raspberry)
269
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:37,780
Besides, I'm the one
270
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,280
that told you to hire her
in the first place.
271
00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,280
That's right,
that's true, but...
272
00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,790
I just want you to know...
273
00:11:42,790 --> 00:11:44,290
Joe, Joe, Joe...
274
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,790
(blowing raspberries)
275
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,290
(blows raspberry)
276
00:11:55,300 --> 00:11:56,300
(knock on door)
277
00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,300
Boy, you work hard.
278
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:01,800
Who, me?
279
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,810
Yeah, you fly the planes,
280
00:12:03,810 --> 00:12:05,310
you take care
of the passengers,
281
00:12:05,310 --> 00:12:06,810
you run the business...
282
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,310
I mean, that's
pretty amazing.
283
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,810
Oh, come on,
it's no big deal.
284
00:12:10,810 --> 00:12:11,810
Yes, it is.
285
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,320
It's a very big deal.
286
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:16,320
Well, okay, it's a...
it's a little big deal.
287
00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:17,820
Ow...
288
00:12:17,820 --> 00:12:19,320
What's the matter?
289
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,320
It's so weird. I fell out of bed
the other night.
290
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,330
I must have wrenched my neck.
291
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:24,830
Maybe I can help.
292
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,330
It's okay.
It'll work itself out.
293
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:29,330
Oh... oh...
294
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,830
Oh, yeah...
oh, that's better.
295
00:12:31,830 --> 00:12:32,840
Good.
296
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:35,340
Mm, mm, that's much better.
297
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:39,340
Hey...
298
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:42,340
What are you doing?
299
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,350
I'm sorry.
300
00:12:43,350 --> 00:12:47,350
Um... I must've...
misread the signals.
301
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:48,850
Shannon, Shannon,
wait, wait.
302
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,350
I'm so embarrassed.
303
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,350
Well, look, don't be.
304
00:12:51,350 --> 00:12:54,860
Let's just pretend
this never happened, okay?
305
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:57,360
You're very sweet
for saying that.
306
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,860
Well... you're
very sweet, too.
307
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:08,370
Y-You're very...
very sweet.
308
00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,390
No!
309
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:28,890
Joe!
310
00:13:28,890 --> 00:13:30,890
Joe!
311
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,410
What's wrong?
312
00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,910
Oh... nothing.
313
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:50,410
I just had... another
falling-off-the-bed dream.
314
00:14:00,420 --> 00:14:01,420
Morning, Casey.
315
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:03,430
Aren't you supposed
to be at work?
316
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:06,430
Hey, Antonio,
pull up a doughnut.
317
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,430
Peggy faked
a doctor's note for me.
318
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:09,930
Looks like I've got
a terrible flu.
319
00:14:09,930 --> 00:14:11,930
(fake coughing)
320
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:14,440
Peggy...
321
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,440
I'm afraid Peggy
no longer works for the company.
322
00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,440
Oh?
323
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:23,450
Hey, aren't you a little
overdressed for a stock boy?
324
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:25,950
Perhaps,
although I'm hardly overdressed
325
00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,950
for assistant director
of personnel.
326
00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,450
Management?
You're management?
327
00:14:31,450 --> 00:14:33,960
How did you get
to be management?
328
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,960
Well, unlike you
and your slacker cohorts,
329
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:39,960
I actually, um...
I actually show up and work.
330
00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:41,460
Huh.
331
00:14:41,460 --> 00:14:43,470
Hey, wait a minute.
332
00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,470
I was marked for management.
333
00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:47,470
Those were Mr. Berkeley's
exact words.
334
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:50,470
Well, Don and I
had a little chat.
335
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,980
Don? You're
on a first-name basis?
336
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,480
Everybody's
on a first-name basis
337
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480
in the company steam room.
338
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:59,480
You were in the steam room
with Mr. Berkeley
339
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,980
discussing my future?
340
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,490
You rotten ingrate!
341
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,490
I got you that job!
342
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:06,490
Dah-ah-dah-ah-ah...
343
00:15:06,490 --> 00:15:08,990
Attitude, missy, attitude.
344
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,990
Now, if I were you,
345
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,500
uh... I'd get over
that little flu...
346
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,000
(fake coughing)
347
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,500
...in a big hurry.
348
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:20,500
Uh, say, by, um...
349
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,010
...9:00 a.m. sharp.
350
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:26,010
You stinking, miserable...
351
00:15:26,010 --> 00:15:28,510
What was that?
352
00:15:28,510 --> 00:15:30,010
Nothing.
353
00:15:32,010 --> 00:15:33,520
Sir.
354
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,030
Here are the F.A.A. reports
for your signature.
355
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:46,530
(muffled):
Mm-hmm.
356
00:15:46,530 --> 00:15:48,030
I double-checked them.
Everything's in order.
357
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,530
You just have to
sign right here.
358
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,540
You know, I still
can't get over
359
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,040
that's your signature.
360
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,040
(mumbles gibberish)
361
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:05,050
Hi, Shannon.
362
00:16:05,050 --> 00:16:06,050
Hi, Joe.
363
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,560
So...
364
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,060
Shannon's last day.
365
00:16:14,060 --> 00:16:15,060
Huh?
366
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:16,560
Oh, yeah, right.
367
00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,060
Last day.
368
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:19,560
She's a good worker.
369
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,060
She's a great worker.
370
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,570
She's no Fay.
371
00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:25,570
Ohhh... you got that right.
372
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:28,570
Maybe it's a good thing
it's Shannon's last day.
373
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,070
I mean, even I found her
kind of attractive...
374
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:33,080
I mean, I mean distractive.
375
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,580
Oh, no, no, no.
376
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,580
What-What-What did you say?
377
00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,580
Nothing,
nothing.
378
00:16:38,580 --> 00:16:41,080
Well, it's just that
I had sort of a...
379
00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,090
a little dream
about her last ni...
380
00:16:43,090 --> 00:16:45,590
Yeah, I wouldn't even
call it a dream.
381
00:16:45,590 --> 00:16:48,090
It was more like a...
a little story
382
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,090
that happened while
I was sleeping.
383
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:53,100
Really?
384
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,600
Uh, what kind of story?
385
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,100
Ah, well, it was...
perfectly innocent.
386
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:59,100
We were here in the office
doing some paperwork,
387
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:01,600
and one thing led to another,
and before I knew it,
388
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,110
Shannon was licking the inside
of my throat with her tongue!
389
00:17:04,610 --> 00:17:05,610
(yells)
390
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:08,110
You owe me an apology,
my friend.
391
00:17:08,110 --> 00:17:10,610
Yeah. I begged you
not to hire her,
392
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,610
and you went ahead
and hired her.
393
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:16,120
And now, because of you,
I've got freezer burn.
394
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:19,620
Okay, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
395
00:17:19,620 --> 00:17:21,120
You were right.
I made a mistake.
396
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,130
I never should have
hired her, okay?
397
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,130
But she's going now.
398
00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:25,630
Thank God.
399
00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:26,630
I don't think
I could have spent
400
00:17:26,630 --> 00:17:29,630
five more minutes
with her.
401
00:17:29,630 --> 00:17:32,630
(horn honking "Funeral March")
402
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:34,140
BOTH:
Fay's back!
403
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,140
BOTH:
Oh, you're back!
404
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,140
Oh...!
405
00:17:41,140 --> 00:17:43,650
Give me some space!
406
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:46,150
I just spent three days
trapped in a bus with 52 people
407
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,650
and a chemical toilet.
408
00:17:47,650 --> 00:17:49,150
Back off!
409
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:50,650
That was the worst excuse
410
00:17:50,650 --> 00:17:52,150
for a vacation I ever had.
411
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,660
The corpse and her husband,
the bus driver,
412
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:57,160
had a big fight
and stormed off the bus
413
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,660
leaving the rest of us stranded
at the side of the road.
414
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,160
I don't even want to tell you
what happened
415
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,670
when we ran out of food.
416
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:08,170
We might as well have been
a soccer team in the Andes.
417
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:10,670
Well, we're really
glad you're back.
418
00:18:10,670 --> 00:18:11,670
We're really, really glad.
419
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:13,180
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
well, if you're so glad,
420
00:18:13,180 --> 00:18:14,680
next year give me a raise
421
00:18:14,680 --> 00:18:16,680
so that I can go to Branson
like a person!
422
00:18:19,180 --> 00:18:21,180
Hey, Joe.
423
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,190
Can I talk to
you a minute?
424
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,190
Sure, Helen.
425
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,190
What is it?
426
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,690
Well...
427
00:18:29,690 --> 00:18:31,190
you know how we said
428
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:33,200
that we wouldn't keep
secrets from each other?
429
00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:35,200
There's something
I need to tell you.
430
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:37,700
A couple of nights ago...
431
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,700
I had a dream that you were
having an affair with Shannon.
432
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,710
What? What? Me? With Shannon?
433
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,210
Where would you get
something like that?
434
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:49,210
I don't know. You know, she's
just so pretty and everything...
435
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:51,210
She's very nice, but, uh...
436
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:53,720
she's nothing to get
all worked up over.
437
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,220
I just wanted to tell you
because I was jealous
438
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:59,220
and I don't want to be
that kind of person, so...
439
00:18:59,220 --> 00:19:02,220
the whole thing was stupid,
and I want you to forgive me.
440
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:03,730
Are you kidding me?
441
00:19:03,730 --> 00:19:04,730
Come here.
442
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,730
Excuse me, Joe.
I got to run.
443
00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:10,730
I'm on the Aeromass 6:00
to Boston,
444
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:13,240
but I just wanted
to say good-bye
445
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,740
and thank you
for everything.
446
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:16,240
Why are you on Aeromass?
447
00:19:16,740 --> 00:19:17,740
'Cause we cancelled
our 6:00.
448
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,240
There's no one on.
449
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:20,240
Well, now there is.
450
00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:21,740
Joe, you take her.
451
00:19:21,740 --> 00:19:24,750
I don't think that's
a good idea, Helen.
452
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:27,750
Really. Take her.
453
00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:30,250
I don't want to.
454
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:32,250
Joe, I'm okay
with this.
455
00:19:32,250 --> 00:19:33,760
It's fine.
456
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,260
JOE:
Okay, fine.
457
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,760
Uh... come on...
458
00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,260
(gulps):
Shannon.
459
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,760
Let's go.
460
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:48,770
You know, Joe,
I still don't understand
461
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:52,770
why I have to sit
all the way back here.
462
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,780
It's for your own safety.
463
00:19:54,780 --> 00:19:56,280
And mine.
464
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,280
It's a weight
distribution thing.
465
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:00,280
F.A.A. regulations.
466
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:03,290
Well, I won't tell anyone
if you don't.
467
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:10,290
You know, I've really
enjoyed working with you
468
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,290
these past few days.
469
00:20:12,290 --> 00:20:14,300
Kind of hate
to see it end.
470
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,300
Yeah, well,
that's life.
471
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:18,300
Things begin,
things end.
472
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,300
You live, you die.
473
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,300
Bummer, but that's
the way it is.
474
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,310
Well, I guess
you just have to...
475
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:26,810
try to have fun
while you're here.
476
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:29,810
What does that mean?
477
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,820
Shannon... please...
478
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:36,820
I'm a happily married man.
479
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,820
I'm a married man.
480
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,830
My wife doesn't
understand me.
481
00:20:46,830 --> 00:20:49,830
What the hell
is going on here?!
482
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,330
Joe...
483
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:52,840
you ought to be
ashamed of yourself.
484
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:53,840
And, Shannon...
485
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,340
you should be doing this.
486
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,340
Hey, Brian...
Brian...
487
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,340
Yes?
488
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,340
Brian.
489
00:21:00,340 --> 00:21:01,340
What?
490
00:21:01,340 --> 00:21:03,350
Can I have a word
with you in the back?
491
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,350
All right.
492
00:21:05,350 --> 00:21:06,850
Hold my place.
493
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:13,360
So, what's up?
494
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:14,860
Not you.
Oh, boy.
495
00:21:14,860 --> 00:21:16,860
(fading):
Shannon...!
496
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:20,360
Okay, Shannon, where were we?
497
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:21,860
Shannon?
498
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:23,870
Shannon?
499
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:26,370
Shannon, wake up.
We're here.
500
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,870
Shannon, Shannon,
wake up.
Huh?
501
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:28,870
We're here.
502
00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:29,870
What?
503
00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:31,870
We've landed in Boston.
504
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:33,880
Oh.
505
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,380
Okay, um...
506
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:37,880
Thanks for the ride,
and, um...
507
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,880
really nice
working with you.
508
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:41,380
Is-Is everything okay?
509
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:42,880
Oh. Sure.
510
00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,390
Of course.
511
00:21:44,390 --> 00:21:46,390
Everything's just...
512
00:21:46,390 --> 00:21:48,390
(blows raspberry)
513
00:21:58,400 --> 00:21:59,900
Casey...
514
00:21:59,900 --> 00:22:01,900
Did you hear
what happened?
515
00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:04,910
They found some stolen
merchandise in my locker.
516
00:22:04,910 --> 00:22:06,410
I got fired.
517
00:22:06,410 --> 00:22:07,910
Yeah?
518
00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,910
Consider yourself lucky.
519
00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:11,910
What does that mean?
520
00:22:11,910 --> 00:22:16,420
My backup plan involved
an "accident" in Kitchenware.
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