Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,590 --> 00:00:08,590
Okay, let's see.
2
00:00:08,590 --> 00:00:11,090
Worst Valentine's Day ever--
3
00:00:11,090 --> 00:00:14,100
1976-- wife just dumped me
4
00:00:14,100 --> 00:00:15,600
dinner with Mom
at the home,
5
00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,600
bad Swedish meatball,
6
00:00:16,600 --> 00:00:18,600
rushed to the emergency room,
7
00:00:18,600 --> 00:00:21,100
orderly stole my wallet--
beat that.
8
00:00:21,100 --> 00:00:22,610
Please.
9
00:00:22,610 --> 00:00:25,110
You forget
who you're talking to.
10
00:00:27,610 --> 00:00:30,110
Okay, um...
11
00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:31,620
(knuckles crack)
12
00:00:31,610 --> 00:00:34,120
By myself, natch.
13
00:00:35,620 --> 00:00:38,120
Bawling my eyes out-- a given.
14
00:00:39,620 --> 00:00:42,630
Shivering in the bushes
outside of the house
15
00:00:43,130 --> 00:00:45,130
of the only woman I ever loved,
16
00:00:45,130 --> 00:00:47,630
watching her being proposed to
by another man
17
00:00:47,630 --> 00:00:52,640
while a raccoon relieves himself
on my shoe.
18
00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:53,640
(hisses)
19
00:00:53,640 --> 00:00:56,140
I should have known better.
20
00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:58,640
So what are you
planning this year?
21
00:00:58,640 --> 00:01:00,640
That is what
I'm planning this year.
22
00:01:00,640 --> 00:01:01,640
Excuse me, Roy.
23
00:01:02,150 --> 00:01:03,150
I know this is last minute
24
00:01:03,150 --> 00:01:05,150
but do you have
any valentine plans?
25
00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:06,150
Oh, wow.
26
00:01:06,150 --> 00:01:09,150
That blows me
right out of the water.
27
00:01:09,150 --> 00:01:10,150
Ah, Cochran, Cochran.
28
00:01:10,150 --> 00:01:12,660
I'm flattered,
but we've been
29
00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:14,660
working together a long time.
30
00:01:14,660 --> 00:01:17,160
If it was going to happen,
it would have happened.
31
00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:18,160
Oh, no, no, Roy.
32
00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,160
There's a flea market
in hangar four.
33
00:01:20,160 --> 00:01:22,670
I want you to help me
sell all the old stuff
34
00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:25,170
that belonged
to my three late husbands.
35
00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:27,170
That's a nice cover,
Cochran, but forget it.
36
00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:30,170
However, feel free to get
your jollies as I walk away.
37
00:01:35,180 --> 00:01:36,680
What about you, Antonio?
38
00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,180
You interested?
39
00:01:38,180 --> 00:01:41,180
You're finally getting rid
of all of your husband's things?
40
00:01:41,180 --> 00:01:43,190
Well, it's just sitting there
41
00:01:43,190 --> 00:01:45,690
in my spare bedroom
collecting dust.
42
00:01:45,690 --> 00:01:48,690
Somebody might as well
get some use out of it
43
00:01:48,690 --> 00:01:51,690
And if I can turn
a fast buck, who gets hurt?
44
00:01:51,690 --> 00:01:53,200
Uh, I don't know, Fay.
45
00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:55,700
Something doesn't feel
right about this.
46
00:01:55,700 --> 00:01:57,700
I don't know what it is.
47
00:01:57,700 --> 00:01:59,700
I'll give you ten percent
of the take.
48
00:01:59,700 --> 00:02:00,700
That's what it is.
49
00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:08,210
BRIAN:
Ooh, hey.
50
00:02:08,710 --> 00:02:09,710
A dozen red roses--
51
00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:11,720
very nice.
52
00:02:11,710 --> 00:02:13,720
Who are you going
to give them to?
53
00:02:13,720 --> 00:02:14,720
No, I'm not giving.
54
00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:16,220
I'm receiving.
55
00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,220
It seems I have
a secret admirer.
56
00:02:18,220 --> 00:02:19,720
(chuckles)
57
00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,720
Who?
58
00:02:21,720 --> 00:02:23,230
Well, if I knew,
it wouldn't be a secret.
59
00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,230
Oh, I get it--
60
00:02:25,730 --> 00:02:27,230
a self-send, huh?
61
00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:31,230
I... I have no idea
what you're talking about.
62
00:02:31,230 --> 00:02:32,240
Come on, Casey.
63
00:02:32,740 --> 00:02:34,240
It's almost Valentine's Day.
64
00:02:34,240 --> 00:02:36,740
I haven't seen a man
within a hundred yards of you
65
00:02:36,740 --> 00:02:38,740
for a year
and suddenly you get roses?
66
00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,240
Come on. Admit it--
67
00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,750
you popped for the posies,
didn't you?
68
00:02:42,750 --> 00:02:44,250
Well, it fooled Roy.
69
00:02:44,250 --> 00:02:46,250
Besides, who are you
to judge me?
70
00:02:46,250 --> 00:02:47,750
You're alone, too.
71
00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:50,750
At least I don't parade
my Valentine's misery
72
00:02:50,750 --> 00:02:52,260
in front of others.
73
00:02:52,260 --> 00:02:54,260
I have the self-respect
74
00:02:54,260 --> 00:02:56,260
to hide in my room,
75
00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:59,260
weeping in my torn underwear,
76
00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:03,270
eating can after can
of Dinty Moore beef stew.
77
00:03:03,270 --> 00:03:07,270
Why is it so hard
for us to meet people?
78
00:03:07,270 --> 00:03:09,270
I don't know--
because we're single.
79
00:03:09,270 --> 00:03:11,780
People usually find you
more attractive
80
00:03:11,770 --> 00:03:13,280
if they know
you're with somebody.
81
00:03:13,280 --> 00:03:14,780
Wait a minute.
82
00:03:14,780 --> 00:03:16,280
Brian, how would you like
83
00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:18,780
to have Valentine's
dinner with me?
84
00:03:18,780 --> 00:03:19,780
Look, Casey, uh...
85
00:03:19,780 --> 00:03:21,780
I haven't had
a lot of sex myself
86
00:03:21,780 --> 00:03:23,790
and if you're going to be
my only option
87
00:03:23,790 --> 00:03:25,790
then I'd rather do a self-send.
88
00:03:29,790 --> 00:03:31,290
First of all...
89
00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,300
don't you get it?
90
00:03:34,300 --> 00:03:36,800
Okay, us being seen together
in public
91
00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:39,800
will create the illusion
that we're desirable.
92
00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,310
That's not bad.
93
00:03:42,310 --> 00:03:44,810
So, in other words, we wouldn't
actually be together,
94
00:03:44,810 --> 00:03:46,810
we'd just be using each other
as bait.
95
00:03:46,810 --> 00:03:48,310
Exactly.
96
00:03:48,310 --> 00:03:49,810
What do you think?
97
00:03:49,810 --> 00:03:51,310
Eh... what the hell?
98
00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:53,820
If things don't work out,
I've always got sterno
99
00:03:53,820 --> 00:03:55,820
and a six-pack of stew
waiting for me at home.
100
00:03:56,320 --> 00:03:57,820
You're on.
101
00:03:59,820 --> 00:04:00,820
Hey, baby.
102
00:04:00,820 --> 00:04:01,820
Hi.
103
00:04:01,820 --> 00:04:03,830
So what do you
have planned for us
104
00:04:03,830 --> 00:04:04,830
for Valentine's Day?
105
00:04:04,830 --> 00:04:06,830
I thought we'd eat dinner
at home
106
00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:07,830
and maybe watch a little TV.
107
00:04:07,830 --> 00:04:12,340
Well, how is that different
from any other night?
108
00:04:12,840 --> 00:04:14,340
All right, I'll throw in
a piece of chocolate.
109
00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:17,840
What? Come on, you said
you didn't want to do
110
00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,840
anything special
for Valentine's Day.
111
00:04:19,840 --> 00:04:21,340
And you didn't know
what that meant?
112
00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,850
Oh, no.
113
00:04:22,850 --> 00:04:24,850
We're not into one of those.
114
00:04:24,850 --> 00:04:27,350
I said I didn't want to do
anything for Valentine's Day,
115
00:04:27,350 --> 00:04:28,850
that meant that you were
supposed to surprise me
116
00:04:28,850 --> 00:04:30,350
and do something special.
117
00:04:30,350 --> 00:04:31,860
Hold on, hold on--
for New Year's Eve, you said
118
00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:34,860
you didn't want to do
anything special.
That's right. I did.
119
00:04:34,860 --> 00:04:35,860
And we didn't do anything
special.
No, we didn't.
120
00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:38,360
And you were happy.
I was thrilled.
121
00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:40,860
But now you say you don't
want to do anything special;
122
00:04:40,860 --> 00:04:42,870
we're not doing anything special
and you're not happy.
123
00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,370
Exactly.
124
00:04:44,370 --> 00:04:46,370
See, New Year's Eve
is an "everybody" holiday.
125
00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,870
Valentine's Day
is an "us" holiday.
126
00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:50,870
Did you hear the part
about the chocolate?
127
00:04:50,870 --> 00:04:51,870
(sighs)
128
00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,380
Forget it, Joe.
129
00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:56,880
Whatever you want
to do is fine.
130
00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:57,880
Now, what is that
supposed to mean?
131
00:04:57,880 --> 00:05:00,380
It means dinner, Seinfeld,
and a Chunky bar.
132
00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:01,880
Come on, Helen.
133
00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:04,390
Everybody knows that guys
don't make as big a deal
134
00:05:04,390 --> 00:05:05,890
out of Valentine's Day
as girls do.
135
00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:06,890
Excuse me.
136
00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,890
I understand you
all fly charters.
137
00:05:08,890 --> 00:05:09,890
Uh, yes, we do.
138
00:05:10,390 --> 00:05:11,390
Great.
139
00:05:11,390 --> 00:05:13,900
Tomorrow's Valentine's Day
and I need you to fly
140
00:05:13,900 --> 00:05:15,900
over the diner
where my girlfriend works
141
00:05:15,900 --> 00:05:17,400
with a banner that reads:
142
00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:19,400
"Nancy, I love you.
Will you marry me?"
143
00:05:19,400 --> 00:05:20,900
Did you hear that, Joe?
144
00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,410
Now, here is a guy
145
00:05:22,410 --> 00:05:24,410
that knows what
romance is all about.
146
00:05:25,910 --> 00:05:28,410
It's 250 for the flight,
another 75 for the banner
147
00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:29,910
cash up-front.
148
00:05:29,910 --> 00:05:32,420
We got to be back by 6:00
to go out to dinner.
149
00:05:32,420 --> 00:05:34,420
This one wants a surprise.
150
00:05:34,420 --> 00:05:37,420
Oh, I can't believe
how you cleaned up
151
00:05:37,420 --> 00:05:38,920
at that flea market.
152
00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:40,420
Oh, I know!
153
00:05:40,420 --> 00:05:42,430
If I knew what a gold
mine I was sitting on
154
00:05:42,430 --> 00:05:45,930
I would have unloaded
the Georges' junk years ago.
155
00:05:45,930 --> 00:05:47,930
ROY:
Hey.
156
00:05:47,930 --> 00:05:50,930
Cochran, I don't know
whatever possessed you
157
00:05:50,930 --> 00:05:53,440
to part with a treasure
like this.
158
00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,440
Well, if you must know,
I backed into it last week
159
00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:58,940
and I don't intend
to make that mistake twice.
160
00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,440
Uh, by the way,
161
00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,950
what exactly are you
going to do with it?
162
00:06:02,950 --> 00:06:04,450
It's a Valentine's gift for mom.
163
00:06:04,450 --> 00:06:07,450
It's just the thing
to complete her trophy wall.
164
00:06:07,450 --> 00:06:09,950
True, she didn't hit it
with the Chrysler,
165
00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:11,950
like all those other animals,
166
00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:13,460
but I'll just
167
00:06:13,460 --> 00:06:14,960
slap some skidmarks on it.
168
00:06:14,960 --> 00:06:16,460
She'll never know
the difference.
169
00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,480
(faint scratch)
170
00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,980
Quite a bundle
you got there, Fay.
171
00:06:36,980 --> 00:06:37,980
(gasping)
172
00:06:37,980 --> 00:06:39,980
Who's there?
173
00:06:39,980 --> 00:06:42,490
George.
174
00:06:42,490 --> 00:06:45,490
Is that you?
175
00:06:45,490 --> 00:06:47,490
George, what are
you doing here?
176
00:06:47,490 --> 00:06:48,490
I'm your husband.
177
00:06:48,490 --> 00:06:49,990
Where else should I be?
178
00:06:49,990 --> 00:06:52,500
In the ground,
where I put you
179
00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:55,000
in 1959.
180
00:06:55,500 --> 00:06:57,000
What do you want?
181
00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000
At the moment, an ashtray.
182
00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,000
Where's the one I got
when we went to Niagara Falls?
183
00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,010
Oh, no.
184
00:07:03,010 --> 00:07:04,510
This can't be happening.
185
00:07:04,510 --> 00:07:06,510
This is all
in my imagination.
186
00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:09,010
Fay, dear,
have you seen my tweed hat?
187
00:07:09,010 --> 00:07:10,510
George!
188
00:07:10,510 --> 00:07:12,020
Not you, too?!
189
00:07:12,010 --> 00:07:13,020
Who's this bozo?
190
00:07:13,020 --> 00:07:16,020
I happen to be her
second husband, George.
191
00:07:16,020 --> 00:07:17,020
Oh, that's it.
192
00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:21,520
No more bacon
cheeseburgers after 10:00.
193
00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,530
Now, I need a glass of water.
194
00:07:23,530 --> 00:07:27,530
When I come back,
you're both going to be gone.
195
00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:32,040
Faysie!
196
00:07:32,030 --> 00:07:33,540
Oh, George!
197
00:07:33,540 --> 00:07:35,040
Who's Disco Duck?
198
00:07:35,040 --> 00:07:38,540
Thank God I died before
that came into fashion.
199
00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,540
Anyway, what do you
want from me?
200
00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,550
What are you doing here?
201
00:07:42,550 --> 00:07:44,550
I think you know
why we're here, Fay.
202
00:07:44,550 --> 00:07:45,550
No, I don't.
203
00:07:45,550 --> 00:07:47,050
You shouldn't have
done it, Fay.
204
00:07:47,050 --> 00:07:48,050
Done what?
205
00:07:48,550 --> 00:07:49,550
Shouldn't have sold our stuff.
206
00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:51,050
You hurt us.
207
00:07:51,050 --> 00:07:52,560
Don't we mean
anything to you?
208
00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,560
Oh, of course you do.
209
00:07:54,560 --> 00:07:56,560
You three mean
the world to me.
210
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,560
I would never do
anything to hurt you.
211
00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:01,060
Well, there's only one way
you can prove it.
212
00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:02,570
How?
213
00:08:02,570 --> 00:08:03,570
Get our stuff back.
214
00:08:04,070 --> 00:08:05,570
That's impossible.
215
00:08:05,570 --> 00:08:07,570
It would take forever.
216
00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:08,570
Hey, we're dead.
217
00:08:08,570 --> 00:08:10,070
We've got forever.
218
00:08:19,580 --> 00:08:21,580
Brian, I've been
looking for you.
219
00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:22,590
So, have you given
220
00:08:22,590 --> 00:08:24,590
any thought
to our Valentine's date?
221
00:08:24,590 --> 00:08:26,590
As a matter of fact, I have.
222
00:08:26,590 --> 00:08:28,590
I thought we might start out
223
00:08:28,590 --> 00:08:32,600
with a couple of burgers from
the club car, followed by...
224
00:08:32,600 --> 00:08:33,600
nothing.
225
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,100
The club car?
226
00:08:35,100 --> 00:08:37,100
The whole point of
this little charade
227
00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,600
is that we go
to the kind
228
00:08:38,600 --> 00:08:41,100
of a place where
we'll meet somebody
229
00:08:41,100 --> 00:08:43,110
we'd actually want to be with.
230
00:08:43,110 --> 00:08:45,110
That's why we're not going
to the club car,
231
00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:47,110
we're going to Lexington's
and you are wearing a suit.
232
00:08:47,610 --> 00:08:49,110
All right, okay, all right.
233
00:08:49,110 --> 00:08:51,610
I'll give you
Lexington's, okay?
234
00:08:51,610 --> 00:08:54,620
But I'm wearing
a sports coat and jeans
235
00:08:54,620 --> 00:08:55,620
and you're paying.
236
00:08:55,620 --> 00:08:58,120
Okay on the wardrobe,
but we go dutch
237
00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,620
and you pick up parking.
238
00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:01,120
And for once in your life,
239
00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,130
could you try
and just show a little class?
240
00:09:03,130 --> 00:09:04,630
Oh, sure. Okay, fine.
241
00:09:04,630 --> 00:09:07,630
This from the woman
who, just last week,
242
00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:10,630
was waving in the tuna boats
with her hankie.
243
00:09:10,630 --> 00:09:15,640
Hey, some of those fishermen
make a very good living.
244
00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,140
Antonio, I need your help.
245
00:09:18,140 --> 00:09:20,140
All that stuff
I sold yesterday?
246
00:09:20,140 --> 00:09:23,150
We've got to track it down
and get it back.
247
00:09:23,150 --> 00:09:25,650
Get it back? Why?
248
00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:27,650
Why? Never mind why.
249
00:09:27,650 --> 00:09:29,650
We just have to
get it back
250
00:09:29,650 --> 00:09:32,160
starting with
what you bought.
251
00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:33,660
Oh, okay.
252
00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:37,660
You can have the foot powders
and the bath salts
253
00:09:37,660 --> 00:09:41,160
but you're not getting
your hands on those ointments.
254
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:42,670
The itching finally stopped.
255
00:09:44,670 --> 00:09:45,670
Fine. Fine. Keep it.
256
00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:47,670
Just help me get
the rest of the stuff.
257
00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:49,170
I'll pay you 50 bucks.
258
00:09:49,170 --> 00:09:50,670
All right, I'm in.
259
00:09:50,670 --> 00:09:53,680
But how are we even going
to find all this stuff?
260
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,680
I already posted flyers
all over town
261
00:09:55,680 --> 00:09:57,680
and put an ad
in the newspaper.
262
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:59,680
Here's a list
of all the buyers
263
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,680
whose names
I could remember.
264
00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:03,690
Roy, I'll need
the marlin back.
265
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:05,190
Oh, forget it, Cochran.
266
00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:06,690
Mom loves that fish.
267
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,190
It would break her heart
to part with it.
268
00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:10,190
I'll give you
269
00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:11,690
a hundred bucks.
270
00:10:11,690 --> 00:10:13,700
Deal. But I am not
going to pry it
271
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:15,700
out of her bony little hands.
Uh-uh.
272
00:10:15,700 --> 00:10:18,200
Okay, Antonio,
that's your first stop.
273
00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,200
Hey, uh, little tip, Scarpacci:
274
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,710
Try not to confuse the marlin
with Mom's roommate.
275
00:10:24,210 --> 00:10:28,210
They're both blue and scaly,
but the fish occasionally moves.
276
00:10:34,220 --> 00:10:37,220
Okay, Mr. Greaney, we flew
that banner over
the diner three times.
277
00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,720
Any more, it'll
run you extra.
278
00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,220
I don't care about costs.
279
00:10:40,220 --> 00:10:42,730
I want to see that look
on my Nancy's face.
280
00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:45,230
I bet she's looking up
at the banner right now.
281
00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:46,730
"Will you marry me?"
282
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:48,230
Her heart must be racing.
283
00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,730
I know mine would.
284
00:10:49,730 --> 00:10:50,730
I'd just die
285
00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:53,740
if anybody did something
this romantic for me.
286
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,240
Well, let's just hope
287
00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,740
she's made of stronger
stuff than you are.
288
00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:00,740
He's not like us.
289
00:11:00,740 --> 00:11:02,750
He's not
a Valentine's person.
290
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,250
Oh, yeah?
291
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:07,750
Well, I was going to save this
for the right time, but...
292
00:11:08,250 --> 00:11:09,750
here's your Chunky.
293
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:15,760
I can't take this.
294
00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:17,760
This waiting is killing me.
295
00:11:17,760 --> 00:11:19,260
I want to hear her answer, too.
296
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:20,760
Joe, let's call her.
297
00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,770
Here-Here-Here's her,
uh, number.
298
00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:23,770
You're kidding me--
299
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:26,770
Oh... all right.
300
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:29,270
Logan, this is
Nevada 1-2-1 Papa Papa.
301
00:11:29,270 --> 00:11:30,770
I need you to make
a call for me
302
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,280
and patch it through
to the plane. Over.
303
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,280
Now don't you worry, Russell,
in a few minutes,
304
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,780
you two are gonna be planning
your wedding.
305
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,280
You know,
I've got it all planned.
306
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:41,280
We'll say our vows on a cliff
overlooking the ocean at sunset
307
00:11:41,780 --> 00:11:44,790
and when we kiss, they'll
release a hundred white doves.
308
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,290
A hundred white doves...
309
00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:48,290
that's the most beautiful thing.
310
00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,790
Did you hear that, Joe?
311
00:11:52,290 --> 00:11:55,800
Do you think you'd ever do
something that romantic for me?
312
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:57,300
Doves? You want doves?
313
00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:00,300
You finish that Chunky first,
then we'll talk doves.
314
00:12:02,300 --> 00:12:04,310
MAN (over radio):
Nevada 1-2-1 Papa Papa,
this is Logan.
315
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,810
I've got your call.
Go ahead.
316
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,810
There's the lucky girl.
317
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,310
NANCY:
Hello?
318
00:12:09,310 --> 00:12:11,810
Yeah, uh, Nancy, darling,
did you look outside?
319
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:13,320
What?
320
00:12:13,820 --> 00:12:15,820
Up in the sky!
The banner, the banner!
321
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:17,820
Sorry.
322
00:12:19,320 --> 00:12:21,320
Banner?
Hang on a second.
323
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,330
"Nancy, will you marry me?"
324
00:12:23,330 --> 00:12:24,830
Oh, my God!
325
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,830
Well, so, uh... what do
you say, sweetheart?
326
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:29,330
Will you be mine?
327
00:12:29,330 --> 00:12:31,830
Who the hell is this?
328
00:12:33,340 --> 00:12:35,840
It's Russell, you silly.
329
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:37,340
Who?
330
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,840
Russell. Greaney...
331
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,840
You know, from the diner?
332
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:44,850
Oh, God! The-The creepy guy
who sits in the corner all day,
333
00:12:44,850 --> 00:12:45,850
staring at me?
334
00:12:45,850 --> 00:12:47,850
Yes!
335
00:12:47,850 --> 00:12:50,850
Well, so what do you say,
muffin?
336
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:53,860
Listen, freak-boy,
I'm warning you--
337
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:55,360
stop bothering me.
338
00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:57,860
If you ever come near me again,
I'll call the cops.
339
00:13:00,860 --> 00:13:04,870
Well... clearly nobody
explained to her
340
00:13:04,870 --> 00:13:07,370
just how romantic
that was.
341
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:16,880
Wow... you got that
away from Mom.
342
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,380
How the hell did you do that?
343
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,380
It was easy.
344
00:13:20,380 --> 00:13:21,880
I just reasoned with her...
345
00:13:21,880 --> 00:13:24,890
and when that didn't work,
I cut off her oxygen.
346
00:13:24,890 --> 00:13:27,390
Mom must be slowing down.
347
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:31,890
It used to take that
and a headlock.
348
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:35,400
Okay, here's your
stinking fish.
349
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,900
Okay... all right,
that makes eight items back.
350
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,900
Only 103 to go.
351
00:13:40,900 --> 00:13:41,900
(sighing)
352
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:43,410
Fay, what-what's going on?
353
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:46,910
Why is it so important
you get all this stuff back?
354
00:13:46,910 --> 00:13:48,410
All right, I'll tell you.
355
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:50,910
Ever since I sold
my husband's stuff,
356
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:53,420
I can't stop thinking
about them.
357
00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:55,920
Oh, that's... that's
understandable.
358
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:57,420
I'm racked with guilt.
359
00:13:57,420 --> 00:14:00,920
It's just eating me up
that I sold all their things.
360
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,420
It's perfectly normal.
361
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:03,930
Yes, and then last night,
362
00:14:04,430 --> 00:14:05,930
they came into my bedroom
363
00:14:05,930 --> 00:14:08,430
and said they wanted
everything back.
364
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:13,940
You are one buggy broad.
365
00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:22,950
How... How
could this happen?
366
00:14:22,950 --> 00:14:24,950
How... How could she say no?
367
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:27,450
Nancy...!
368
00:14:30,950 --> 00:14:34,960
I'll bet that Chunky's looking
pretty good right about now,
369
00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:35,960
huh, Helen?
370
00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:38,460
She rejected me!
371
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,960
Well, now, technically,
she didn't reject you
372
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,970
because, technically,
she doesn't even know you.
373
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:46,470
Yeah, but that's what makes it
so romantic.
374
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,970
Isn't it, Helen?
375
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,470
Isn't it romantic?
376
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:54,480
Isn't it romantic?
377
00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:55,980
No, no,
it's hopeless.
378
00:14:55,980 --> 00:14:57,980
I mean, Nancy is
the best thing
379
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,480
that ever
happened to me.
380
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:01,480
Um, listen, Russell.
381
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:03,490
Nancy's not the only girl
out there.
382
00:15:03,490 --> 00:15:05,490
There are plenty
of other women
383
00:15:05,490 --> 00:15:07,490
in the world who would...
384
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,990
well, there's plenty
of other women in the world.
385
00:15:09,990 --> 00:15:10,990
That's all I know.
386
00:15:10,990 --> 00:15:12,500
I-I don't understand. Now...
387
00:15:12,490 --> 00:15:14,500
am I doing something wrong?
388
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,500
Oh, wow.
389
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,500
Well, nothing that I
could see, big guy.
390
00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,000
I think we could
all take a page
391
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,000
from your book.
392
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,510
Uh, listen, Russell.
393
00:15:24,510 --> 00:15:27,510
It's just that with your
relationships with women
394
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,010
you seem to be
missing a step
395
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,510
like, um...
396
00:15:31,510 --> 00:15:34,020
well, meeting them.
397
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:36,020
So, next time
you see someone
398
00:15:36,020 --> 00:15:38,020
that you're
interested in,
399
00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:39,520
try... I don't know...
400
00:15:39,520 --> 00:15:41,520
talking to her first.
401
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,030
You mean like I'm
talking to you now.
402
00:15:44,030 --> 00:15:45,030
Yes, exactly.
403
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:47,030
Oh.
404
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:50,030
Will you marry me?
405
00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:55,040
Boy, you're just not getting
this, are you, Russ?
406
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,040
But I talked to you,
just like you said.
407
00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,540
I felt the magic.
408
00:15:58,540 --> 00:16:00,540
Don't tell me you
didn't feel it, too.
409
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,040
All right, Russell, that's it.
410
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,050
Look...
411
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:05,550
you seem like a pretty nice guy,
412
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:08,050
and obviously, you're
quite taken with Helen
413
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,550
but she is my wife.
414
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:13,060
So before this goes any further,
I just want to say...
415
00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:14,560
I'm stepping aside
416
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,060
so you two crazy kids
can get married.
417
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,060
RUSSELL:
Aw...
418
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:22,060
Darling.
419
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,070
Excuse me.
420
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:29,070
Are you the one
who put up the flyer
421
00:16:29,070 --> 00:16:30,570
looking for the tweed hat?
422
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:31,570
Oh, my God!
423
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:32,570
There it is.
424
00:16:32,570 --> 00:16:33,580
George's hat!
425
00:16:33,580 --> 00:16:35,080
I thought I'd never
see it again.
426
00:16:35,580 --> 00:16:37,080
Um, how much do you
want for it?
427
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,080
Um...
428
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,580
$2,700.
429
00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:41,580
Do you take terms?
430
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:43,590
Relax, I'm just teasing.
431
00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:46,090
Boy, you must really want
this hat.
432
00:16:46,090 --> 00:16:48,090
Yes, I do.
It's very important to me.
433
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,590
It's yours, for nothing.
434
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,090
Oh, thank you.
435
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,600
That's very sweet.
436
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,600
Uh, say,
437
00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,600
I don't recall
your buying this
438
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,600
at the flea market.
439
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:00,100
I think I would've
remembered you.
440
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:03,110
My granddaughter
bought it for me
for my birthday.
441
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:05,610
She saw it and thought her
old grandpa would love it.
442
00:17:05,610 --> 00:17:06,610
Oh.
443
00:17:06,610 --> 00:17:09,110
Oh, I feel terrible
taking it from you.
444
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:10,610
It's not so much the hat.
445
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,610
It's the moment
she gave it to me
446
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,120
that I'll always treasure.
447
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,620
You know something?
448
00:17:16,620 --> 00:17:18,620
I want you to keep it.
449
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:20,120
Fay, what are
you doing?
450
00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:21,120
Well, thank you
very much.
451
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,130
Be quiet. Leave me alone.
452
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,130
All right. I'll just
take my hat and go.
453
00:17:25,130 --> 00:17:27,130
Oh, no, no, no, not you.
454
00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:30,130
Then, um...
who?
455
00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:32,130
Fay, while you're screwing
around with this joker,
456
00:17:32,630 --> 00:17:34,140
my Sing Along
with Mitch albums
457
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:35,140
are out there somewhere.
458
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,140
Yeah, and what
about my hat?
459
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:40,140
Yeah, and my
"Members Only" jacket?
460
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:45,650
People said I looked like
Joey Bishop in it.
461
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,150
We have to talk.
462
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,150
All right.
463
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:49,150
No, not you.
464
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:51,150
I have to be alone with my...
465
00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:52,150
thoughts.
466
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,660
Come on.
467
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:56,660
Oh, uh... not me.
468
00:17:59,660 --> 00:18:01,160
All right, you three.
469
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,160
Now, listen to me.
470
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,670
I've had enough of this.
471
00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:04,670
I'm not getting
any more
472
00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,170
of your stuff back,
and that's that.
473
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,670
I'm tired of feeling
474
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,670
guilty about this.
475
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:11,170
I didn't do anything wrong.
476
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:14,180
No, you just sold off everything
that reminded you of us
477
00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,680
as if we didn't even matter.
478
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,180
I'm not buying into that
anymore.
479
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,180
Look...
480
00:18:22,180 --> 00:18:26,190
I don't need stuff
to remind me of you.
481
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:30,690
George, do you really think
I need an ashtray
482
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:32,690
to remember our wonderful,
romantic bungalow
483
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:33,700
in Niagara Falls?
484
00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:39,200
George, just because I don't
have an old hat anymore
485
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,200
doesn't mean
I wouldn't cherish
486
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,710
all those
wonderful nights
487
00:18:42,700 --> 00:18:44,710
we spent in front
of the fireplace.
488
00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,210
George.
489
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:54,220
I don't need a big, old
smelly fish to...
490
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:58,720
Well, I just don't need
a big old smelly fish.
491
00:19:01,220 --> 00:19:04,230
But I'll always love you.
492
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:07,730
I'll always love all of you.
493
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,230
But I can't live
in the past.
494
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:12,230
I have to move on.
495
00:19:13,740 --> 00:19:17,240
Please, let me go.
496
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:26,250
Please try to unders...
497
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,760
Oh, you're still here.
498
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:41,260
You are talking to me now,
right?
499
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:42,260
Yes.
500
00:19:42,260 --> 00:19:43,770
Um, I'm sorry.
501
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:46,770
I must've seemed
crazy to you.
502
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,770
See, the stuff
that I sold
503
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,770
all belonged
to my late husbands
504
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:53,780
and I was having a little...
trouble letting it go.
505
00:19:53,780 --> 00:19:55,780
I understand.
506
00:19:55,780 --> 00:19:57,780
You know, the hat
looks nice--
507
00:19:57,780 --> 00:19:59,280
very distinguished.
508
00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:00,780
Oh, thank you.
509
00:20:00,780 --> 00:20:02,280
I was wondering...
510
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:06,790
I know it's Valentine's Day,
and you probably have plans...
511
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:10,290
Well, actually,
I'm free now.
512
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:12,800
Would you like to have
a cup of coffee with me?
513
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:14,800
I'd love to.
514
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:19,800
Oh.
515
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,300
That's what you're wearing?
516
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:24,310
What? You agreed to this.
517
00:20:24,310 --> 00:20:27,310
Well, I did my hair,
I bought new shoes.
518
00:20:27,310 --> 00:20:28,310
What did you do?
519
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,310
Deodorant?
520
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:34,320
Thought about shaving.
521
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,320
That will not cut it.
522
00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:36,820
You'll have to change.
523
00:20:36,820 --> 00:20:39,320
Better women than you
have told me that
524
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,320
and here I am.
525
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:44,330
Yeah, well, this is hopeless.
526
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,330
The only thing
I'm going to attract
527
00:20:46,330 --> 00:20:47,830
with you around is pity.
528
00:20:47,830 --> 00:20:50,330
All right. Suit yourself.
529
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,330
Oh, uh...
530
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,340
the tuna boat
should be rolling in
531
00:20:53,340 --> 00:20:54,840
in about a half an hour.
532
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,840
Better get out your hanky.
533
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,340
Very funny.
534
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:03,850
Look, Joe, Helen,
535
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:06,850
I'm sorry if I caused you
any trouble.
536
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:08,350
I think I'm better now.
537
00:21:08,350 --> 00:21:10,350
Well, we're glad
to hear that, Russell.
538
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:13,360
And you're clear that I
am not leaving Joe for you
539
00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:15,360
ever, ever, ever,
ever, ever, ever?
540
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:18,360
Yeah, uh... pretty clear, yeah.
541
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:19,860
That's close enough
there, Russell.
542
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:21,860
Listen, next time
your marriage plans
543
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:22,860
require air travel,
544
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,370
save your money
on the ticket.
545
00:21:24,370 --> 00:21:25,870
Try a self-send.
546
00:21:32,870 --> 00:21:33,880
Uh... excuse me?
547
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:35,380
Yes?
548
00:21:35,380 --> 00:21:36,880
Um...
549
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:39,880
I've never done anything
like this before, but...
550
00:21:39,880 --> 00:21:42,380
when, when our eyes met,
I got to tell you
551
00:21:42,380 --> 00:21:43,890
my heart just...
552
00:21:43,890 --> 00:21:45,890
well, it started to race.
553
00:21:45,890 --> 00:21:49,390
Really?
554
00:21:49,390 --> 00:21:50,890
Uh... would you...
555
00:21:50,890 --> 00:21:53,400
Yes.
556
00:21:53,400 --> 00:21:55,400
Here.
Oh.
557
00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:56,400
At last.
558
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:59,400
A man who understands
Valentine's Day.
38270
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof