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Previously on Wings:
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If we could just find a way
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to pump a little cash
into the airline
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to get us on our feet again.
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Right. We need a cash pumper.
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Maybe I could find
a financial broker--
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you know, a guy who
could hook us up
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with some investors.
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Right. We need a hooker.
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Gentlemen,
let's cut through the guano.
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We all know the reason I'm here
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is because you guys
are in the dumper.
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So, just, um, how much
were you thinking of investing?
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Gentlemen, I don't invest
in companies, I buy them.
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Well, looks
like Clayton
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just bought himself
an airline.
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Joe and Brian Hackett,
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this is my son, Cord.
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He's just out of school.
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Hi. How you doing?
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Cord's going to be
running Sandpiper.
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He's your new boss.
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Helen, would you believe this?
I'm going to kill that Cord.
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He's been here one day;
he's running the business.
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All rise
for the president of Sandpiper.
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CORD: Are you
ready for this?
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Okay, the Todds are going
on a three-month tour,
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and we are going
to fly them.
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Just trust me.
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We are going to make more
money in three months
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than you guys made
all last year.
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Now the tour's off.
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Now what do we do?
Oh, I don't know.
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Well, I hate to say this,
but the only thing worse
than Cord being here
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is Cord not being here.
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If his father finds out
that he's gone,
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he's going to shut us
down permanently.
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Well, luckily we don't
have to worry about that
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because he's in Singapore.
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Oh, no, he isn't.
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(knocking)
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Mr. Clayton,
what are you doing here?
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I just came by
to check on my investments
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and see my son.
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Hey, where do you
think you're going?
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Look, I gave running
this airline a shot, okay?
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It didn't work out,
so no harm, no foul.
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Hold it, hold it.
That's not the way it works.
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Oh, sure it is. Just ask
my father, he'll tell you.
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"Cord never finishes
anything.
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Cord is just a
huge screw-up."
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Now, you listen
to me, Cord.
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You know as well as I
do that if you leave,
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your father's going
to shut us down.
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Yeah. Well, sorry,
that's not my problem.
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Where's Cord--
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our brilliant,
talented president?
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He's gone. He bailed on us.
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Oh, figures. I never trusted
the shifty-eyed little wiener.
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Really? Well, just last week,
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you were giving that
little wiener an herbal wrap.
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What am I going
to tell Clayton?
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I just hope
that Brian and Helen
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haven't let on
that Cord is missing.
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Oh, no, no, don't worry.
They know how to stall.
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I mean, they're
not idiots.
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Sandpiper!
Sandpiper!
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BOTH:
Go, Sandpiper!
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Oh, good, Joe,
you're finally here!
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We were just
showing Mr. Clayton
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the official
Sandpiper cheer.
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Enough of that.
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Where's my son?
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Uh, he-he's gone.
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Gone?
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Uh, not, not gone gone,
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but gone on a
business trip.
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Oh. Okay, then.
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Business trip?
He didn't say anything
about a business trip.
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Where'd he go?
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New York.
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Fine. Just tell him...
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What kind of business
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does he have in New York?
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Private business.
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Sandpiper business.
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None of your business.
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Excuse me,
Mr. Clayton, if
we're going to make
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that meeting
in Chicago, sir,
we'd better be going.
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Right. Ted's in charge
of acquisitions.
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As a matter of fact,
he's the one
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that brought Sandpiper
to my attention.
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We'd better get
going, sir.
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Right. Just make sure
Cord's on time
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for that Friday
board meeting.
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Uh, board meeting?
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Yeah, it's the quarterly
progress report.
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All divisions of
Clayton Industries
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are required to
give a presentation.
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Well, he, um,
might not be back
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from his business trip
on time.
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Well, he'd better be
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or he won't have a business
to come back to.
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Oh, my God, what
are we going to do?!
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That's no problem.
We'll just leave a message
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for Cord at his hotel.
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Where's he staying,
the Plaza?
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Oh, I love the Plaza.
Oh...
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Listen!
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There is no hotel.
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There is no business trip.
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Cord is in New York
so he can get a plane to London.
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He couldn't handle the pressure,
so he split.
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Uh-huh.
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Well, then,
that's it, huh?
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It's over. We're dead.
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Yup. That's pretty much
the bottom line.
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I can't believe
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you two.
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You can't just lay
down and take it.
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You just give up?
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I mean, there are plenty
of things you can do.
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Like what?
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Well, you know, like...
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you can, you can,
you can not lay down.
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And, and, and,
and you can not take it.
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And, and,
and stuff like that there.
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You know, Helen's right.
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Really?
I wasn't just babbling?
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Oh, like the village idiot
on a sunny day.
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But you're right.
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We just can't give up.
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I'm open to suggestions.
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Okay, Cord is on
Roy's New York flight.
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Go ask Roy to turn
the flight around.
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Me suck up to Roy for a favor?
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Yeah, right.
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Oh, Roy, you got
a teeny-tiny minute?
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Oh, not now,
Hackett, I'm busy.
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The competing airline
just went under,
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and I'm drowning
in business.
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Oh, right, that was you.
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Listen, listen, Roy, uh,
you remember that guy Cord?
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Well, it seems he's on one
of your planes to-to New York,
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and I really need you to turn it
around and get him back here.
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It's kind of an emergency.
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Oh. Well, let me
think about it. No.
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Hey, listen, Roy, I want...
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Uh, Joe, Joe.
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You get more flies
with honey.
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Um, Roy...
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it would really mean
a lot to us
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if you would
call that plane back.
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Oh... I didn't realize
it was that important.
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No.
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Look, funny boy,
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get that plane
back here now!
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Helen, Helen, please,
please, let me try.
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Roy...
No.
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Well, I tried.
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I'm spent. What
can we do now?
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All right, I'll tell you
what we're going to do.
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We are going to go to New York
and we are going to stop Cord
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before he gets on
that plane to London.
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There you go.
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Good plan, Joe.
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We are so screwed!
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(sighs)
I don't believe this.
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Cord is not anywhere
in this terminal.
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Well, there's still
one place we haven't looked.
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Cord?
Hey!
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Oh, sorry.
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Cord!
Hey!
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Oh, sorry.
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Hey, uh, nice shoes.
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Where'd you get them?
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What are you,
some kind of sicko?
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Bloomies.
On sale.
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Really? Hey, uh,
are they comfortable
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or just great looking?
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Would you stop
with the shoes?
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We got to find Cord.
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Oh, Joe, there you are.
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Helen, you ca... you
can't come in here.
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This is a men's room.
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So? I've been in
a men's room before.
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When?
Plenty of times.
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Look, we got to find Cord.
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Did you look
under here?
We looked, we looked.
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Listen, listen, it's obvious
that he's not in here,
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so we might as well
go check the gate again.
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Oh, my God.
Cord.
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Wh-What are you
doing here?
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What is she doing here?
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You guys are really
hung up about this.
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What are you,
Quakers?
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Listen, Cord, please,
we are desperate.
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Your father wants you at
a board meeting on Friday.
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You've got to
make a presentation.
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What? No way.
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Look, I told you before
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I'm not coming back.
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Listen, we don't want you
to run the place.
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We just need you
to show up Friday
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and buy us some time.
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Could we just discuss
this in one minute?
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Oh, sure.
Thank you.
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Take your time, buddy.
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Hey... listen, what if
we can't talk him into coming
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to the board meeting
on Friday?
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You know what, I don't think
we have to worry about that.
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I think we're finally
getting to him.
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Now, deep down,
this is a good kid.
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He wants to do
the right thing.
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He just needs
to be convinced.
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Let's keep
talking to him.
All right.
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Look, I know
you're frightened...
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and you're confused,
but remember,
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you're not just doing this
for yourself.
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You're doing this for all of us.
BRIAN: Right.
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If it'll make it any easier,
you won't be doing it alone.
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We'll be there with you,
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holding your hand
through the whole thing.
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Um, honey, listen, I know
you're not going to believe me,
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but I have been
in this exact position before...
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and what has helped me
is very careful planning
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and, and index cards...
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but the most
important thing is
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have fun with it.
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Okay, I've been thinking
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and you know what?
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I'm going
to help you guys out.
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(toilet flushing)
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Hi, Casey.
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Hi.
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What are you doing?
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Well, with Sandpiper
in trouble, you know,
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I was trying to figure
out a way to cut corners.
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By clipping coupons?
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(laughing)
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Amateurs.
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What, what do you mean?
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To use coupons,
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you've still got
to spend money.
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Now, what you need
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is a class
at the Scarpacci
School of Economics.
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Our motto is,
"Hey, why pay?"
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Oh, right.
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You mean like walk
instead of taking the bus?
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No, no, you take the bus.
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You just don't ride
on the inside.
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Okay, so, you know, I'm riding
around town on a tailpipe...
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How do I eat?
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It's on the house, baby.
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Weddings, proms...
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Do you know how many
little knishes you can eat
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before they find out
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00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:40,160
you're not part
of the Finkelman
Bar Mitzvah?
259
00:09:40,160 --> 00:09:42,670
Hey, that's good.
I'm going to write
that one down.
260
00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:43,670
You got a pen?
261
00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:55,680
Compliments of the
First National Bank.
262
00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,180
Hey, Cord.
263
00:09:58,180 --> 00:09:59,680
How's your
presentation coming?
264
00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:01,680
I'm still working
on the opening statement.
265
00:10:01,680 --> 00:10:04,190
Oh, come on.
Let's, uh, let's hear
what you've got so far.
266
00:10:04,190 --> 00:10:06,190
(clearing throat)
267
00:10:06,190 --> 00:10:08,690
"Ladies and gentlemen
of the board,
268
00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,690
"I can honestly report to you
this morning
269
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:14,200
"that Sandpiper Airlines
has lost more money in less time
270
00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,200
than any other subsidiary
of Clayton Industries."
271
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,700
Well, I don't know.
272
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:21,200
What do we think
of that last line?
273
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,210
It's a start.
274
00:10:23,210 --> 00:10:26,210
Would you mind if I just make
one little adjustment?
275
00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:30,710
I know. I know. I know.
It's no good.
276
00:10:31,210 --> 00:10:32,720
But what am I supposed to say?
It's the truth.
277
00:10:32,720 --> 00:10:34,720
Listen, listen,
you start with the truth,
278
00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:36,720
and you put
a positive spin on it.
279
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,220
How? In the last
two weeks,
280
00:10:38,220 --> 00:10:41,220
we lost 30,000 bucks
leasing a stupid
luxury jet.
281
00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:42,730
No.
282
00:10:42,730 --> 00:10:44,230
"In the last two weeks,
283
00:10:44,230 --> 00:10:47,230
"we've made a generous
capital expenditure
284
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:51,230
in the pursuit of an
aggressive expansion program."
285
00:10:51,230 --> 00:10:52,740
CORD:
Wow.
286
00:10:52,740 --> 00:10:55,740
Now, where was I
when that happened?
287
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,240
You were blowing
30,000 bucks
288
00:10:58,240 --> 00:10:59,740
on a stupid luxury jet.
289
00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:02,750
Okay, but how do we
spin the fact
290
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,250
that we're completely shut down,
291
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,250
and our competition has
taken over all our business?
292
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,250
It's simple.
293
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:08,750
"We're preparing to regroup
294
00:11:08,750 --> 00:11:10,250
"in order that
we might better compete
295
00:11:10,250 --> 00:11:11,750
in today's
ever changing marketplace."
296
00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:16,760
Wow. What
a giant pant-load.
297
00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:21,260
Thank you, Brian.
298
00:11:22,260 --> 00:11:24,270
Oh, uh, got a minute?
299
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,770
Sure, Fay. Come on in.
300
00:11:25,770 --> 00:11:28,270
I know this may not be the
best time to bring this up,
301
00:11:28,270 --> 00:11:30,270
but my paycheck bounced.
302
00:11:30,270 --> 00:11:31,770
Oh, so, well, Fay...
303
00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:32,780
Oh, may I?
304
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:35,780
Fay, certain
financial instruments
305
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,780
have been reallocated
to assist Sandpiper
306
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,780
in the midst
of its corporate restructuring.
307
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:43,290
Nonetheless,
we remain committed
308
00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:46,290
to maintaining our
fiduciary responsibilities
309
00:11:46,290 --> 00:11:47,790
to our employees.
310
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:48,790
Oh.
311
00:11:50,790 --> 00:11:51,790
I-I see.
312
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:54,800
Now, listen, you
little peckerwood!
313
00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:58,300
That kind of bull doesn't
cut any ice with me.
314
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:01,800
Now, you get me my money,
in cash, by 5:00.
315
00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,310
Got it?
316
00:12:03,310 --> 00:12:05,810
Yes, ma'am.
317
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:08,310
That's more like it.
318
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:09,810
Oh, uh, uh, by the by,
319
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:13,320
best of luck
at tomorrow's meeting.
320
00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:24,830
Well, I can see why
you'd be nervous.
321
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:27,830
This, uh, this is one
intimidating place.
322
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:30,330
Who's the party animal?
323
00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:32,330
Uh, he was my father's mentor.
324
00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:34,840
Yeah, he learned everything
he knew from that man.
325
00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:35,840
Then he fired him.
326
00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:38,340
Then he made him sit
for that portrait.
327
00:12:38,340 --> 00:12:42,340
Look, uh, Helen, I'm sorry
you had to come all this way,
328
00:12:42,850 --> 00:12:43,850
and you can't even
be in the meeting.
329
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,350
Oh, no, I understand.
330
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,350
I mean, this is important
to all of us.
331
00:12:47,350 --> 00:12:49,350
I couldn't exactly
hang out at my lunch counter
332
00:12:49,350 --> 00:12:50,850
and wait
for the phone to ring.
333
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:51,850
What are you going to do?
334
00:12:51,850 --> 00:12:53,360
There's a lunch counter
downstairs.
335
00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,360
Phone me when
you have some news.
336
00:12:55,860 --> 00:12:57,360
Cord, what are you doing?
337
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:58,860
Oh, change of plans.
338
00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:01,360
Okay, I was up all night,
339
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,370
you know, pacing,
drinking coffee,
340
00:13:03,370 --> 00:13:05,370
eating doughnuts
and junk food and stuff.
341
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:07,370
You get a lot of ideas
at 3:00 a.m.
342
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:09,870
And you know what?
They're all good.
343
00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:11,370
Anyway, I just came up
with this whole 'nother way
344
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:13,380
to go for my presentation.
345
00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:14,380
Wait, hold, hold on
a minute. Wait.
346
00:13:14,380 --> 00:13:16,380
What "whole 'nother way"?
347
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:16,880
Cord.
348
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,380
Dad.
349
00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:19,880
TED:
Ladies and gentlemen,
350
00:13:19,880 --> 00:13:21,380
if you'd please
take your seats.
351
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:23,890
Uh, I don't like this, Joey.
352
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,890
I'm starting to get nervous.
353
00:13:25,890 --> 00:13:28,390
Just relax.
He's only owned the
company for two weeks.
354
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:30,890
What can he possibly
expect from us?
355
00:13:30,890 --> 00:13:32,400
Okay, today we will start
with Mike Edwards,
356
00:13:32,390 --> 00:13:34,400
the head of our
electronics division.
357
00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:38,400
Well, you know
we were up against
some obstacles
358
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:41,400
this quarter, what
with labor disputes,
the import embargo
359
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,410
and the earthquake that
destroyed our plant
360
00:13:43,410 --> 00:13:44,910
in the Far East,
361
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:48,910
but we were still able
to return a nine-percent profit.
362
00:13:48,910 --> 00:13:50,410
Nine percent.
363
00:13:50,410 --> 00:13:51,910
What was projected?
364
00:13:51,910 --> 00:13:54,420
Uh, twelve-and-a-half percent.
365
00:13:54,420 --> 00:13:57,420
Oh, God, here it comes.
366
00:13:57,420 --> 00:13:58,920
Here what comes?
367
00:13:58,920 --> 00:14:01,920
The big ugly.
368
00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:03,430
So, you're saying you're
three-and-a-half percent
369
00:14:03,430 --> 00:14:04,930
short of your goal,
370
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,430
and this is supposed
to please me?
371
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:08,430
Well, the earthquake,
the embargo...
372
00:14:08,430 --> 00:14:10,430
Shut up, you pathetic old,
burnt-out shell.
373
00:14:10,430 --> 00:14:12,430
You're paid for results,
not excuses.
374
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:14,440
Get out of my sight.
375
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:17,440
I'm ashamed
to call you my uncle.
376
00:14:20,940 --> 00:14:24,450
Wow. That was
a pretty big ugly.
377
00:14:24,450 --> 00:14:25,950
So, Ted, what's next?
378
00:14:26,450 --> 00:14:28,450
Uh, that would
be Sandpiper.
379
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:29,450
Cord.
380
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:30,450
Yeah! Yeah!
381
00:14:30,450 --> 00:14:31,950
All right!
382
00:14:39,460 --> 00:14:40,960
Lights, please.
383
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:48,970
Anytime, Cord.
384
00:14:52,470 --> 00:14:54,980
La-Ladies...
385
00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:55,980
CLAYTON:
Cord!
386
00:14:59,980 --> 00:15:02,490
I'm sorry.
387
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:03,490
I can't do this.
388
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,500
TED:
I'm sorry, Mr. Clayton,
389
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,510
Cord seems to have
left the building.
390
00:15:23,510 --> 00:15:25,010
Well, gentlemen,
391
00:15:25,010 --> 00:15:27,510
it looks like you'll be giving
the Sandpiper presentation
392
00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:29,010
in Cord's absence.
393
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:34,020
I smell a big ugly.
394
00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,530
Lights.
395
00:15:45,030 --> 00:15:46,530
Ah.
396
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,530
Sandpiper...
397
00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,530
yes, Sandpiper.
398
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,040
Gimme an "S"!
399
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,040
Gimme an "A"!
400
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,040
Gimme the next slide.
401
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040
Hey, it's the airport.
402
00:15:59,540 --> 00:16:01,040
The airport.
403
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,040
It's nice there.
404
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,550
Yes, nice.
405
00:16:03,550 --> 00:16:05,550
Very nice.
406
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:06,550
Clean.
407
00:16:10,550 --> 00:16:12,550
It's Fay.
408
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:15,060
This is Fay.
409
00:16:15,060 --> 00:16:18,060
Fay, our reservations agent.
410
00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:21,060
She's very nice.
411
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:23,070
And clean.
412
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:33,080
Uh... uh, this is the president
and C.E.O. Of Sandpiper Air,
413
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,580
a man who will lead us
into the 21st century.
414
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,590
These are the nostrils
of the man
415
00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:45,590
who's going to lead us
into the 21st century.
416
00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:48,090
Uh...
417
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,090
uh...
418
00:16:49,090 --> 00:16:51,590
just like these cupcakes,
419
00:16:51,590 --> 00:16:53,100
we hope that Sandpiper air
420
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:58,100
will be... your hostess
in the sky.
421
00:17:03,110 --> 00:17:06,110
This pie chart...
422
00:17:09,110 --> 00:17:13,120
...clearly indicates
Sandpiper's on the way up.
423
00:17:24,130 --> 00:17:26,630
Well, that's just
self-explanatory.
424
00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,640
Boy, I dread
going back in there.
425
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:40,640
That presentation may be
the biggest ugly I've ever seen.
426
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,640
Maybe.
427
00:17:42,640 --> 00:17:44,150
Maybe not.
428
00:17:44,150 --> 00:17:45,650
What do you mean?
429
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:46,650
Well...
430
00:17:46,650 --> 00:17:49,150
it could be
that somebody recommended
431
00:17:49,150 --> 00:17:52,150
that Mr. Clayton put
his idiot son in charge
432
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:53,660
so we could get
that huge tax write-off
433
00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,160
we need
for the fourth quarter.
434
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,660
You mean, Sandpiper
was never supposed
to make money?
435
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,660
Oh, please, with that
boob Cord in control?
436
00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:02,660
Oh-ho, man, are you
going to be a hero.
437
00:18:03,170 --> 00:18:05,170
Gee...
you think?
438
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:21,180
And we're bending
over backwards
439
00:18:21,180 --> 00:18:24,190
to meet all your
transportation needs.
440
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,190
(strained):
Lights.
441
00:18:31,190 --> 00:18:32,700
Well, after that,
442
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:36,200
I think we've all earned
a five-minute break.
443
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,200
Good to be on board.
444
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,700
BRIAN:
Good to be on the team.
445
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,710
See you
at the company picnic.
446
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,210
Well, look who's here.
447
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:47,210
Sorry.
448
00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:50,210
But I told you
I couldn't handle this.
449
00:18:50,210 --> 00:18:51,210
Good.
I'm glad you're back.
450
00:18:51,210 --> 00:18:52,720
CLAYTON: You should
hear this ,too.
451
00:18:52,710 --> 00:18:53,720
TED:
Excuse me, sir,
452
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,220
if I might interrupt.
453
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:58,220
Now, Sandpiper
is obviously unsalvageable.
454
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,720
However, I just
had a thought.
455
00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:03,230
We've been looking
for a tax write-off
for the fourth quarter,
456
00:19:03,230 --> 00:19:05,730
and, well,
perhaps we've found it.
457
00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:06,730
Wait a minute.
458
00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:08,230
He didn't just think of this.
459
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,230
He planned it.
460
00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:10,730
He tried to convince
you to hire Cord
461
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,230
'cause he was
sure he'd fail.
462
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:13,240
You're crazy.
463
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,740
I am not crazy.
464
00:19:14,740 --> 00:19:15,740
Where did you get
this information?
465
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,240
In the men's room.
466
00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,740
BRIAN:
Wait a second.
467
00:19:19,740 --> 00:19:21,240
You're telling me
that all this time
468
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,240
we were set up
to fail?
469
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,750
No, you weren't.
470
00:19:23,750 --> 00:19:24,750
I was.
471
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,750
Is this true?
472
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,250
You had me put
my son at Sandpiper
473
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,250
because you knew
he'd screw up?
Yes.
474
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,260
No, sir, I was
merely reassigning
our personnel resources
475
00:19:33,260 --> 00:19:34,760
to maximize
the workforce.
476
00:19:35,260 --> 00:19:36,760
Pant-load.
Pant-load.
477
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,260
You used my son?!
478
00:19:40,260 --> 00:19:42,770
Go wait
in my office!
479
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:43,770
N-N-No, but...
480
00:19:43,770 --> 00:19:44,770
Now!
481
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:45,770
But...
482
00:19:45,770 --> 00:19:47,270
(shouting):
Now!
483
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:49,770
Ooh...
484
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:51,270
Private big ugly.
485
00:19:51,270 --> 00:19:52,780
That's got to hurt.
486
00:19:52,770 --> 00:19:54,280
Son, I'm sorry,
487
00:19:54,280 --> 00:19:56,780
but you know I would
never set you up to fail.
488
00:19:56,780 --> 00:19:58,780
What can I do
to make it up to you?
489
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,280
Well...
490
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:03,790
you know that hotel
you own on St. Thomas?
491
00:20:03,790 --> 00:20:05,290
Yes. You want to run that?
492
00:20:05,790 --> 00:20:06,790
Run it?
493
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:07,790
No way.
494
00:20:07,790 --> 00:20:09,790
I just want to
hang out by the pool
495
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:11,790
and live off
my trust fund.
496
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:14,300
Well, I always say,
"Go with your strengths."
497
00:20:14,300 --> 00:20:16,300
(chuckles)
You've got it.
498
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:17,800
W-Wait a minute.
499
00:20:17,800 --> 00:20:19,800
What about Sandpiper?
500
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,300
Well, as a matter of fact,
501
00:20:21,300 --> 00:20:23,810
I think it would be
a pretty good write-off.
502
00:20:23,810 --> 00:20:25,310
Excuse me, Mr. Clayton,
503
00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:27,810
we don't want to just
be a tax write-off.
504
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:29,310
Well, what do you want?
505
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:31,310
Uh, trust fund,
trust fund.
506
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:36,320
We want the deal
that we thought we had
from the beginning--
507
00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:38,320
a silent investor.
508
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:40,320
Now, look, Mr. Clayton,
we're a small airline.
509
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:41,820
We will always be
a small airline,
510
00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:42,820
but with your help,
511
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:44,330
we can be
a profitable one.
512
00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:45,830
Yeah, come on, Dad,
you can do that.
513
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:48,830
Ah, what the hell.
514
00:20:48,830 --> 00:20:49,830
Done.
515
00:20:49,830 --> 00:20:51,330
Come on, son,
516
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:54,840
I think it's time we spent
some quality time together.
517
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:57,840
You can watch me give Ted
the big ugly.
518
00:20:58,840 --> 00:20:59,840
Cool.
519
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:02,340
Um, I'll be right there.
520
00:21:03,850 --> 00:21:06,850
So, it was fun
running your company...
521
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:07,850
into the ground.
522
00:21:07,850 --> 00:21:09,850
Ah, you didn't run
it into the ground.
523
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:11,850
You merely temporarily
524
00:21:11,850 --> 00:21:16,360
reallocated our resources
into a negative mode.
525
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,860
Thanks.
526
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:19,860
Thank you.
527
00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:20,860
Bye.
528
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,860
Bye.
529
00:21:23,870 --> 00:21:24,870
Wow.
530
00:21:24,870 --> 00:21:26,370
We have, we have
an airline again.
531
00:21:26,370 --> 00:21:27,870
Congratulations,
Joe.
532
00:21:27,870 --> 00:21:29,370
Hey, you know what?
I think we should all
go celebrate, huh?
533
00:21:29,370 --> 00:21:30,870
Yeah, let's do
that. Let's go.
534
00:21:30,870 --> 00:21:31,870
Oh, but give me a minute,
535
00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:34,380
'cause I got to go
hit the men's room.
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