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Joey, is everything okay
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with the business?
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Sure.
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Why would you ask me
a crazy question like that?
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Joe! Joe!
The plane is missing!
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The plane is missing!
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And why would the bank
repossess our plane
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if we've missed
one lousy payment?
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It wasn't just one.
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Well, how many payments
did we miss?
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Three.
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Well, why didn't you tell me
we missed three payments?
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All right, it was eight.
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Eight?!
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If we could just find a way
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to pump a little cash
into the airline
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to get us on our feet again.
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Right. We need a cash pumper.
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Maybe I could find
a financial broker.
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You know,
a guy who could
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hook us up
with some investors.
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Right, we need a hooker.
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Gentlemen,
let's cut through the guano.
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We all know the reason I'm here
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is because you guys
are in the dumper.
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So, just... how much
were you thinking of investing?
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Gentlemen, I don't invest
in companies.
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I buy them.
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Well, it looks like Clayton
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just bought himself
an airline.
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Joe and Brian Hackett,
this is my son Cord.
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He's just out of school.
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How you doing?
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Cord's going to be
running Sandpiper.
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He's your new boss.
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What qualifies you
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to run this airline?
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Okay, that's a
good question.
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It's a really good question.
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Anybody?
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What's the problem?
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What's the deal?
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I'm very sorry
for the delay.
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If you'll just be patient,
we'll be with you
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in just
a few more minutes, okay?
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So, did you track down
the little weasel?
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No. I've been calling
Cord's hotel all morning.
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There's no answer.
Great.
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I can't take off
without fuel.
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Cord's the only one
who can sign for it.
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These people depend on us.
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The most important
thing we have
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is our relationship with
our customers.
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Excuse me...
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Just sit down, Grandma-- we'll
be with you when we're ready.
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Joe, what are we going to do?
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Oh, there's nothing
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we can do.
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Cancel the damn flight.
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Sandpiper regrets to inform you
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that we are canceling
the damn flight.
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Helen, do you believe this?
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I'm going to kill that Cord.
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He's here one day,
he's ruining the business.
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Joe, you have got to relax.
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You are becoming obsessed
with that kid
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taking over your company.
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It's interfering
with our personal life.
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What are you talking about?
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Well, let's just say
when a woman is having sex
with her husband
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the last thing she wants
to hear is him screaming
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"How the hell do I get
out of this position?"
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Hey, Brian,
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we had to cancel
all our flights
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because we can't find Cord.
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I don't think we're gonna get
a plan in the air today.
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A day off with pay?
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I likes being an employee.
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Doesn't this bother you
at all?
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Are you that apathetic?
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Listen, Joey, I know
it's really hard to accept
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but Sandpiper airlines
is no longer our responsibility.
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So, if the airline's a mess,
it's Cord's problem.
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Yeah, and when
Sandpiper goes down
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and we no longer
have jobs
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whose problem is it then?
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Morning, everybody.
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So, nothing like getting up
bright and early
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on your first day at work, huh?
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It's 2:00 in the afternoon.
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It is?
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Well, what time do we knock off?
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Oh, you must be Cord.
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Mm-hmm. And you are?
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Helen, Joe's wife.
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And Joe is...?
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Me.
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I'm Joe, one of your pilots.
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May I have a word with you
in my office?
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Why? Is something wrong?
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Oh, no.
No, of course not.
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Just we've had to cancel
all our flights.
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We're basically shut down
right now.
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Wow. All on my first day.
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How could this happen,
Pilot Joe?
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Okay, let me explain this to you
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with a little visual aid,
all right?
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Imagine that this is the plane
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and that this...
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Easy there, Pilot Joe.
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Why don't everybody
just sit down?
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Let's talk about this
over some lunch.
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Cord, what can I get you?
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Nothing. Thanks.
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Somebody left this
muffin basket at my hotel.
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I totally pigged out.
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It was just my little way
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of saying welcome
to the Sandpiper family.
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CORD:
Well, that was
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really nice of you, uh..?
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Ticket Agent Fay.
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It was my pleasure.
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And if there's
anything else you need
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you just let me know.
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Dinner reservations,
car rental...
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I give quite a pedicure.
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Well, thank you,
Ticket Agent Fay.
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Okay, so,
enough sitting around.
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What do you say
we get some work done?
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Staff meeting.
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Everybody in my office.
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It's that way, right?
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Yes, it is.
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And that's why
you're the boss.
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Muffin basket?
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Pedicures?
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Hey, I'm going which way
the wind blows
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and right now,
Pee Wee is the wind.
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Okay, look, I know
I've only been here one day
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but I've been doing
a lot of thinking
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and I know exactly
what this airline needs.
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What?
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Are you ready?
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A really big idea.
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Okay, we're waiting.
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What's the really big idea?
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What do you mean?
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The really big idea
is the really big idea.
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Well, finally,
the kind of fresh young thinking
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this airline's been needing.
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What thinking?
What's she talking about?
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You know,
that's not a bad idea,
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a really big idea.
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What's not a bad idea?
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A big idea.
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A really big idea.
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Well, I must say,
I'm very impressed.
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This is crazy.
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Saying you have
a really big idea
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is not a really big idea.
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Joey, don't dump on it
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just 'cause you didn't
think of it first.
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Think of what?
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What is the really big idea?
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Seems to me that most of
us are already on board
with this, Joe.
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On board with what?
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The really big idea
is the really big idea?
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Finally, it's getting through.
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Okay, look, I think we've
had a really productive morning.
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So, um, let's just
break off into groups
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and we'll explore
this further.
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Fay, you're on my team.
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Oh, you bet I am.
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Well, this is insane.
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"The really big idea."
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How can you be on board?
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He hasn't said anything.
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I'd watch it, Pilot Joe.
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Your attitude has been noticed.
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And thank you
for flying Aeromass.
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( chuckles )
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Like they had a choice.
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Oh, I love being
the only game in town.
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Enjoy it while you can.
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What does that mean, huh?
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You are so naive.
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Don't you know
who owns Sandpiper now?
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Yeah, some guy named Clayton.
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Edgar Clayton.
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Clayton Industries.
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Transportation,
communications.
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Crack a Business Week
once in a while.
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Listen, Edgar Clayton
does not take over a company
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to let it fail.
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If he put that kid
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in charge
of Sandpiper,
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trust me,
he's up to something.
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Hey, I'm not worried.
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He can't hurt me.
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He could have you
for breakfast.
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For a year.
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Excuse me.
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We haven't met.
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Roy Biggins,
C.E.O. of Aeromass.
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Aeromass...
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Your competition.
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I didn't know
we had any competition.
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Kind of cocky,
aren't you, kid?
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But you have the plans
to back it up, huh?
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Oh, you bet he does.
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Cord's come up
with a big idea.
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A big idea?
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A really big idea.
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So, uh, what's
the really big idea?
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Well, between you and me,
I don't have a clue.
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Oh, come on, kid,
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what are you up to?
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You're adding to your fleet?
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Expanding your routes, huh?
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Oh, no.
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It's not private
charters, is it?
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Private charters?
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Is that a good thing?
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Oh, you heartless bastard.
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You put your finger
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on the one market
I haven't been able to crack.
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Well, I'll see you around.
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Don't you threaten me.
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I'm not just going to lay down
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and roll over, you know.
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You're not the only one
around here
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with really big ideas.
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Oh, I'm a dead man.
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Do you believe
this kid, Brian?
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What are we going to do?
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Well, he did say
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we should break off
into groups
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and start working
on the big idea.
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You listen to me, Brian,
and I want to be very clear.
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As long as I live,
I never want to hear the words
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"really big idea" again.
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Oh, Joe, I just heard.
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What's the really big idea?
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There is no really big idea.
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Oh, fine. Well,
if you won't tell me...
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I am trying to tell you.
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There is no really big idea.
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I don't know why he won't
get on board with this.
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Okay. All right,
here he is.
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Cord, my wife wants to know
what the really big idea is.
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Now go on. Tell her.
Tell her the really big idea.
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We turn Sandpiper
into an exclusive
private charter service.
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Huh?
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Well, it's the one market
that our competition
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hasn't been able to crack.
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Wow. I'm impressed.
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Thanks.
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Now, if you'll excuse me
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I'm going to go start
putting this into motion.
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Private charters?
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That is a great idea.
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Now, why would you
hide that from me?
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Because that is not
the really big idea.
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He said that the big idea
was the really big idea.
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Um, Joe, honey,
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now, you're not
making any sense.
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I'm not making sense?
268
00:09:39,160 --> 00:09:41,160
He's the one
that's not making sense.
269
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,170
He doesn't know what
the hell he's talking about.
270
00:09:43,170 --> 00:09:45,670
Right, Brian? Right? Right?
271
00:09:45,670 --> 00:09:51,670
You know, your attitude
has stunk from the get-go.
272
00:09:54,680 --> 00:09:56,180
( Joe screaming )
273
00:10:06,690 --> 00:10:09,190
Joe, just
come in here,
274
00:10:09,190 --> 00:10:11,190
sit down and relax.
275
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:13,700
Everything's going
to be just fine.
276
00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,200
Joe. Joe. Are you okay?
277
00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:17,700
It was nothing.
278
00:10:17,700 --> 00:10:19,700
I really don't see
what the big deal was.
279
00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,210
I... I heard
you turned blue,
280
00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,710
your eyes bugged out,
281
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,210
you did a...
282
00:10:25,210 --> 00:10:27,710
you did a header
into a garbage can.
283
00:10:29,710 --> 00:10:32,220
He just had a minor,
minor anxiety attack.
284
00:10:32,210 --> 00:10:36,220
( whispering ):
Speak in very even tones
and make no sudden moves.
285
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:39,720
I'm... I'm glad to hear
it's nothing serious.
286
00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:43,730
What's with
your dolly?
287
00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:47,230
The doctor gave it to me.
288
00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,230
I'm supposed
to squeeze Mr. Googie
289
00:10:49,230 --> 00:10:52,230
whenever I feel
I might pitch over again.
290
00:10:52,230 --> 00:10:53,740
I see.
291
00:10:53,740 --> 00:10:55,740
So there's nothing
wrong with you
292
00:10:55,740 --> 00:10:56,740
physically.
293
00:10:56,740 --> 00:10:59,740
You're just
a freakin' nut case.
294
00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:02,250
Look, I'm not...
295
00:11:02,240 --> 00:11:04,250
Now, just calm down.
296
00:11:04,250 --> 00:11:06,250
Nobody thinks
you're crazy.
297
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,750
Just squeeze
Mr. Googie
298
00:11:07,750 --> 00:11:09,750
and visualize
your happy place.
299
00:11:11,250 --> 00:11:12,760
Don't get
confused again
300
00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:14,260
and squeeze
your happy place
301
00:11:14,260 --> 00:11:16,260
and visualize
Mr. Googie.
302
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,260
How you doing, Joey?
303
00:11:20,260 --> 00:11:21,760
He's in
his happy place.
304
00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,270
Yeah? Well, he won't
be there for long.
305
00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:25,270
The plane's gone.
306
00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:28,770
Wha... what do you mean,
the plane is gone?
307
00:11:28,770 --> 00:11:30,770
How can the plane be gone?
308
00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:32,280
Cord! Cord! Cord!
309
00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,780
All rise
310
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:36,780
for the president of Sandpiper.
311
00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,780
Where is the damn plane?!
312
00:11:40,780 --> 00:11:43,790
Oh, I leased it to
a crop-dusting company.
313
00:11:43,790 --> 00:11:45,290
You what?
314
00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:47,790
Squeeze, baby,
squeeze.
315
00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290
Okay. Here's
what's going on.
316
00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,790
Do you remember
my really big idea?
317
00:11:51,790 --> 00:11:53,800
Keep a-squeezing.
318
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,300
I called
this friend of mine
319
00:11:55,800 --> 00:11:56,800
in the music business.
320
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,300
Are you ready for this?
321
00:11:58,300 --> 00:12:00,800
Okay, The Todds are going
on a three-month tour
322
00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:02,810
and we are going
to fly them.
323
00:12:02,810 --> 00:12:03,810
I mean, they are
the hottest thing
324
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:05,810
in country music
right now.
325
00:12:05,810 --> 00:12:07,810
Just trust me-- we are
gonna make more money
in three months
326
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:09,810
than you guys made
all last year.
327
00:12:09,810 --> 00:12:11,310
The Todds?
328
00:12:11,810 --> 00:12:12,820
I love The Todds!
329
00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:14,820
That is a great idea!
330
00:12:14,820 --> 00:12:17,320
I mean, you know,
it doesn't suck.
331
00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,330
Joe, do you hear that?
332
00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:25,830
Do you hear it?
333
00:12:25,830 --> 00:12:27,330
Hear what?
334
00:12:27,330 --> 00:12:28,330
Nothing. Not a sound.
335
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,830
Unlike that blender
we used to fly,
336
00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:32,340
this is a real airplane.
337
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:33,840
Come on.
338
00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,340
It's not that much
different from ours.
339
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:38,840
Yes, it is.
We can't outrun this one.
340
00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:40,840
Come on, admit it, Joey.
This is a great airplane.
341
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,350
Come on, admit it! Admit it!
342
00:12:42,340 --> 00:12:43,350
All right, I admit it,
I admit it.
343
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:44,850
This is a great plane.
344
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:46,350
This is an incredible plane.
345
00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,850
This is the coolest plane
I've ever flown.
346
00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,350
And who do we have
to thank for all this?
347
00:12:50,850 --> 00:12:53,360
All right, I know,
so the kid did have
a really big idea.
348
00:12:53,860 --> 00:12:54,860
You're damn right.
349
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:57,360
Can you believe
who we have back there?
350
00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,360
Nina and Tammy Todd--
The Todds!
351
00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,360
I know, man.
I love them.
352
00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:02,870
I have
all their albums.
353
00:13:02,870 --> 00:13:05,370
Butterflies and angels
354
00:13:05,370 --> 00:13:06,870
And meadows full of mist
355
00:13:06,870 --> 00:13:08,870
Always kind
of makes me
356
00:13:08,870 --> 00:13:12,380
Think of the time
that we first kissed.
357
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:14,880
I wonder if this plane
has ejector seats.
358
00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:17,380
Attention.
359
00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,380
This is your co-captain,
Brian Hackett.
360
00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:21,380
We have reached
cruising altitude.
361
00:13:21,380 --> 00:13:25,390
Flight attendant, you may
commence beverage service.
362
00:13:25,390 --> 00:13:27,390
Hi. My name is Casey,
363
00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,390
and I'll be your
flight attendant.
364
00:13:29,390 --> 00:13:31,890
May I just say what an honor
it is to serve you.
365
00:13:31,890 --> 00:13:33,400
I love all of your songs.
366
00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,400
Especially
"Heaven Is a Place Called You"
367
00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:37,900
and... what's that one
from your first album?
368
00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,900
Double vodka, rocks.
369
00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:42,410
I don't think
I've heard that song.
370
00:13:42,400 --> 00:13:45,910
Well, get used to it,
because she sings it a lot.
371
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,910
Okay. What can
I get you, Tammy?
372
00:13:48,410 --> 00:13:49,910
Oh! May I call you Tammy?
373
00:13:49,910 --> 00:13:51,410
No.
374
00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:52,920
Diet Coke.
375
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:54,920
All righty, then.
376
00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,420
Diet Coke?
377
00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,420
Talk about rearranging
deck chairs on the Titanic.
378
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,920
That's fresh, Mother.
379
00:14:00,920 --> 00:14:02,430
A slam at my weight.
380
00:14:02,420 --> 00:14:04,930
Why don't you just
slam back a couple more vodkas,
381
00:14:04,930 --> 00:14:06,930
you leathery old barfly?
382
00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,930
You know, I'm just going
383
00:14:08,930 --> 00:14:11,430
to let that roll
right off my back.
384
00:14:11,430 --> 00:14:13,940
Yeah. Just like the drummer,
the bass player
385
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:15,440
and half the horn section.
386
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:19,440
What keeps you warm at night
387
00:14:19,440 --> 00:14:21,940
other than a big bucket
of McNuggets?
388
00:14:23,950 --> 00:14:27,950
Two voices
and one heart
389
00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:31,950
Nothin' could ever
tear us apart.
390
00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,460
Joe, please.
391
00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:36,460
Don't make me use
the flare gun on myself.
392
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,460
Oh, sugar?
393
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,460
Nina's glass is empty.
394
00:14:40,460 --> 00:14:42,970
Oh. Really?
Why, I just set it down.
395
00:14:42,970 --> 00:14:43,970
Did you spill it?
396
00:14:44,470 --> 00:14:47,470
Yeah, she spilled it--
right down her gullet.
397
00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,970
All right, well, I'll
just bring you another one.
398
00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:50,970
And would you like
something to snack on?
399
00:14:50,970 --> 00:14:53,480
I'll have some of those
honey roasted peanuts.
400
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:57,480
How about a bale of hay
for Bessie over there?
401
00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,480
Tinkle, tinkle.
402
00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:00,980
Coming right up.
403
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:02,990
Tammy, I think
we should go over
404
00:15:02,990 --> 00:15:04,990
some of the songs
we're going to sing tonight.
405
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:07,490
Don't you mean
the songs I'm going to sing
406
00:15:07,490 --> 00:15:09,490
and you're going
to sway suggestively to
407
00:15:09,490 --> 00:15:11,990
like the no-talent horndog
that you are?
408
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:16,500
How dare you call me a horndog?
409
00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:19,000
Well, hello, Dolly!
410
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,500
Hi. Excuse me.
411
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:22,000
I don't mean
to interrupt
412
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,010
but I just wanted
to introduce myself.
413
00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,510
I'm your pilot,
Joe Hackett.
414
00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,010
May I also say
I'm one of your
biggest fans.
415
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,510
And may I say--
416
00:15:29,510 --> 00:15:31,010
even though we just met--
417
00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,520
I'm one of yours.
418
00:15:32,510 --> 00:15:33,520
Tammy, move
419
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,020
your fat bucket off that seat
420
00:15:35,020 --> 00:15:37,520
and let sweet good-lookin'
sit down.
421
00:15:37,520 --> 00:15:40,020
Uh, well...
You know,
I'm sick and tired
422
00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:43,030
of looking at your
old, ugly, reconstructed face.
423
00:15:43,030 --> 00:15:44,530
Moooooo!
424
00:15:44,530 --> 00:15:45,530
That's it!
425
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:47,030
I'm not
taking your abuse
426
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,030
for the next three months.
427
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:49,530
This tour is off!
428
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:51,030
That's fine with me!
429
00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:53,040
Wait. You can't
cancel the tour.
430
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,040
I should have
dumped you years ago.
431
00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:56,540
You dump me?
432
00:15:56,540 --> 00:15:58,040
She didn't mean that.
433
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,040
The hell I didn't.
434
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,540
From now on, this girl's
going solo.
435
00:16:00,540 --> 00:16:02,040
Solo? You're a team.
436
00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:03,050
Two voices, one heart.
437
00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:05,550
You wouldn't
last two weeks
without me.
438
00:16:06,050 --> 00:16:09,050
Oh, that's right--
all I can do is write, sing,
and play beautiful songs.
439
00:16:09,050 --> 00:16:11,050
Who's going to drain
the liquor cabinet
440
00:16:11,050 --> 00:16:12,560
and bang the roadies?
441
00:16:12,550 --> 00:16:14,560
That's it!
442
00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:16,060
Hey! Ladies, ladies!
443
00:16:16,060 --> 00:16:17,560
Ladies, remember...
444
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,060
remember the music!
445
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:23,570
This is your co-captain,
Brian Hackett, speaking.
446
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:26,070
We're now beginning
our approach into New York,
447
00:16:26,070 --> 00:16:27,570
marking the first leg
448
00:16:27,570 --> 00:16:31,070
of The Todds'
Love Heals All tour.
449
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:35,080
So please fasten
your seat belts
450
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:39,080
as we may be experiencing
some turbulence.
451
00:16:49,590 --> 00:16:51,090
Joe...
452
00:16:51,090 --> 00:16:53,100
when you squeeze this
453
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:56,600
do you feel yourself
getting kind of turned on?
454
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,100
No.
455
00:17:02,100 --> 00:17:06,110
Yeah. Me, neither.
456
00:17:06,110 --> 00:17:07,610
How's your neck?
457
00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:08,610
I'll let you know
when I get some movement back.
458
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:11,110
Oh, by the way,
thanks for all your help.
459
00:17:11,110 --> 00:17:12,620
Hey, you know, I wasn't worried.
460
00:17:12,610 --> 00:17:14,620
Even when Tammy was continually
461
00:17:14,620 --> 00:17:16,620
piledriving your head
into the carpet,
462
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:19,120
I knew you had
the situation well in hand.
463
00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,120
Yeah, I did, too.
464
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:23,130
I'll tell you one thing,
Butterflies and Angels
has a whole new meaning.
465
00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:25,630
It's the last thing I
saw before she punched
my lights out.
466
00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:28,130
Listen, you swear
something to me.
467
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:29,130
You swear you will
never tell anyone
468
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:30,630
I was knocked out by a girl.
469
00:17:30,630 --> 00:17:31,630
You got it.
470
00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,140
Oh, Joe, you okay?
471
00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,640
I heard you got bounced
around the cabin by a Todd.
472
00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:38,640
Well, look on
the bright side.
473
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,140
At least we have
a funny story
474
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:41,640
to tell our grandchildren.
475
00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,150
Yeah, assuming
I can still have them.
476
00:17:43,150 --> 00:17:45,650
She landed
a few kicks too.
477
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,150
Now the tour's off.
478
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,650
Now what do we do?
479
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,650
I don't know.
480
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:52,150
I'm sure
our fearless leader Cord
481
00:17:52,150 --> 00:17:54,660
will have another
"really big idea."
482
00:17:54,660 --> 00:17:58,160
Um... yeah, about that...
483
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,660
you might want
to grab your googie.
484
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:02,670
Why?
485
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,670
Because when he found out
what happened, he split.
486
00:18:04,670 --> 00:18:07,170
And Fay called the hotel,
and he's checked out.
487
00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,170
What are you saying?
488
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:09,170
Cord is gone?
489
00:18:09,170 --> 00:18:10,170
Are you sure?
490
00:18:12,170 --> 00:18:15,680
So, how are my two
favorite pilots?
491
00:18:15,680 --> 00:18:18,180
Oh, well...
492
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:21,680
look what the wind
blew back in.
493
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,690
I can't believe
you have the nerve
494
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:25,190
to show both your
faces back here.
495
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,190
( forced laughter )
496
00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:29,190
Oh, Joe, I'm so glad to see
497
00:18:29,190 --> 00:18:32,700
you haven't lost
that delightful
sense of humor.
498
00:18:32,690 --> 00:18:34,200
Look, Fay, if you
think you're going
499
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,200
to get back in
our good graces...
500
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,200
Joe, Joe...
501
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:37,700
don't blame her.
502
00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:41,700
She's only doing what any
threatened creature would do--
503
00:18:41,700 --> 00:18:43,710
trying to survive.
504
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,210
Yes, porcupines
shoot their quills
505
00:18:46,210 --> 00:18:48,210
a skunk emits a big stink
506
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:52,210
and Fay... Fay just sucks up
like an industrial Hoover.
507
00:18:53,220 --> 00:18:54,720
( forced laughter )
508
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:59,220
Delightful, both of you.
509
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:01,720
I hate to say this,
but the only thing worse
510
00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:04,230
than Cord being here
is Cord not being here.
511
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,230
If his father finds out
that he's gone,
512
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:08,230
he's going to shut us down
permanently.
513
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:10,230
Well, luckily, we don't
have to worry about that
514
00:19:10,230 --> 00:19:11,730
'cause he's in Singapore.
515
00:19:11,730 --> 00:19:14,240
Oh, no, he isn't.
516
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,740
( knocking )
517
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:17,740
Mr. Clayton,
what are you doing here?
518
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:19,240
I just came by
519
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,240
to check on my investment
and see my son.
520
00:19:21,240 --> 00:19:22,240
How's he doing?
521
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,750
Well, that son of yours,
he's something.
522
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,750
He's...
523
00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:27,250
He's a mover and a shaker.
524
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,750
He's a doer
and a thinker.
525
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:30,250
He's a butcher
and a baker.
526
00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:31,250
Where is he?
527
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:33,760
He's... a-hustlin'
and a-bustlin'.
528
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,760
He's a-wheelin'
and a-dealin'.
529
00:19:35,760 --> 00:19:37,760
He's a-butchin'
and a-bakin'.
530
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:39,760
All right, let's cut
the runaround
531
00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,760
and tell me
where my son is, okay?
532
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,770
Joe, could you
come out here, please?
533
00:19:44,770 --> 00:19:46,770
Fay, we're in the middle
of something here.
534
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,770
Uh, Joe...
535
00:19:50,770 --> 00:19:52,270
Fay, we have an emergency.
536
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,280
Why did you
pull me out of there?
537
00:19:58,280 --> 00:20:01,780
Hey, where do you
think you're going?
538
00:20:01,780 --> 00:20:05,290
Um... just out
for a little walk.
539
00:20:05,290 --> 00:20:08,790
New York with a connecting
flight to London?
540
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,790
Look, I gave running
this airline a shot.
541
00:20:10,790 --> 00:20:11,790
Okay, it didn't work out.
542
00:20:11,790 --> 00:20:13,300
So, no harm, no foul.
543
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:14,800
Hold it, hold it.
That's not the way it works.
544
00:20:14,800 --> 00:20:15,800
Oh, sure it is.
545
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:16,800
Just ask my father,
he'll tell you.
546
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,300
"Cord never finishes anything.
547
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:19,800
Cord is just a huge screw-up."
548
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,800
Listen to me, Cord.
549
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:23,310
You know as well as I do
that if you leave
550
00:20:23,310 --> 00:20:24,810
your father is gonna
shut us down.
551
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:26,810
Well, sorry,
that's not my problem.
552
00:20:26,810 --> 00:20:28,810
Yeah, yeah,
it is your problem.
553
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,310
This is not just about you.
554
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:32,820
It affects other
people's lives,
too, you know--
555
00:20:32,810 --> 00:20:34,820
like me, my brother,
that suck-up Fay.
556
00:20:34,820 --> 00:20:37,320
Hey, hey, you say
what you want about me
557
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,820
but you lay off
that fine and good woman.
558
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,320
All right, Cord, listen.
559
00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,830
I know that...
560
00:20:42,820 --> 00:20:45,830
I had some problems
with you being here, okay?
561
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:48,330
But I want
to tell you something.
562
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,330
You did a really good job.
563
00:20:50,330 --> 00:20:51,830
I did?
564
00:20:51,830 --> 00:20:52,830
Yeah.
565
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:54,840
Yeah, that tour thing
was a great idea.
566
00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,340
It didn't work out.
567
00:20:56,340 --> 00:20:57,340
That wasn't your fault
568
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:59,340
but you'll have
other good ideas.
569
00:20:59,340 --> 00:21:00,840
Your father is wrong
about you
570
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,840
and now is your chance
to prove it.
571
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,350
Now come on, he's in
the office right now.
572
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,850
My dad's here?
573
00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:06,850
Yes.
574
00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:09,350
So you can either
stay here and face this
575
00:21:09,350 --> 00:21:10,350
or you can run away
576
00:21:10,350 --> 00:21:12,350
like you've done
your whole life.
577
00:21:12,350 --> 00:21:14,360
You're right.
578
00:21:15,860 --> 00:21:16,860
Good.
579
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,360
So... ready?
580
00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:21,360
Yeah.
581
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:23,370
See you.
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